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Vor 7 Monate
Dino
Dino

“Collect the kids” Parents: get the kids Me: get the parcel

Vor Monat
Cup of Noodle
Cup of Noodle

my brother walked into the lock on PURPOSE so the school had to call my mom

Vor 2 Monate
Anchy
Anchy

My dad just told me this about half an hour ago. It was *literally* my second week of elementary school. The principal called me because I basically seduced one of my classmates by dancing. He pushed all of the tables and my classmates to the other end of the classroom just so I could have space and sat on his chair watching me. He got kicked out about a week after that cause he was in a lot of fights inbetween so I have no idea who he is.

Vor 4 Monate
Cookies!!!!!! !
Cookies!!!!!! !

In sixth grade I was doing a presentation on the planet Mars. I said the word “gaseous” and farted in front of the whole class and started cracking up so I told my partner the he had to actually do something.

Vor 4 Monate
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dont look at my channel dont sub to my channel

This happend right before My school shut down due to COVID-19 but I had a head ache so I went to the nurse AND SHE SENT ME HOME XD my grandma was just like wha..

Vor 18 Tage
Brooklyn Da Potato
Brooklyn Da Potato

THE PRESCHOOL GIRL🥺🥺

Vor 23 Tage
dAnk dAddyッ
dAnk dAddyッ

Not a parent but my friend’s parents got called because my friend caught a pigeon with his bare hands and when his dad picked up the phone he just said don’t call me back and tell my boy good job.

Vor 25 Tage
mersh merch
mersh merch

im not a parent but im a very bad kid during elementary school. i had a 'speech impediment' where i had a BAD country accent. i got sent home because i "wasnt using correct language" and my mom asked why i was sent home. they said that i needed to start using the teacher correct names ( e.x. mrs. mr. ms. etc.) instead of calling them ma'am and sir. my mom sent me back to class and she almost beat the shit out of the teacher

Vor 29 Tage
Insanity
Insanity

*SO LONG FUCKERS*

Vor Monat
Moosey Goosey
Moosey Goosey

This was a huge mess that had happened a few years back. I never left school for it but my mother came to the bus stop and gave him a talk.

Vor Monat
Blue Raven
Blue Raven

1:05 Is HANDS DOWN the best one in my opinion😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

Vor Monat
Dino
Dino

“Collect their kids” Parents: get their kids Me: get the parcel

Vor Monat
Grace Price
Grace Price

(I was the child and I have no memory of this) in second grade apparently I ripped my undergarments and my mom had to come and pick me up and she told me that it was hilarious and all I asked was "how did this happen"

Vor Monat
Shalyn Weir
Shalyn Weir

5:24 I can imagine that wtf😂

Vor Monat
Silver Lightning Remix
Silver Lightning Remix

99% of these r boys, dw im no angel either i also pulled a few 😂😂😂

Vor Monat
Soupy Water
Soupy Water

Omelette du Fromage.

Vor Monat
Just someone
Just someone

My mum once wanted to go home before a test when she was a kid. My aunt came to pick her up but found out there was a test the next hour, so she was busted. Since she wasn't allowed to go home anymore (and there was an ass whooping probably waiting for her anyway), my mum decided the best course of action was to lock all of the teachers into the room where they would have a conference during break. It actually worked and nobody realised they were locked in until the end of the break. They had to climb out of the window. Wish I could've seen that.

Vor Monat
edits
edits

Just someone wholesome

Vor Monat
Nightshade Kelly
Nightshade Kelly

I started a good fight cause someone screwed with my food. You don't mess with my food. First food fight in my school history in 20+ years. Lol. Worth it. I shocked the heck out of the 4 principals cause I'm normally just about the best student in the school for behavior iv got rewards for it. Then I'm the one to start a food fight

Vor Monat
Sparklz Sparklz
Sparklz Sparklz

What’s grade school? I’m Aussie so we just have primary and high.

Vor Monat
Sheep Seeds
Sheep Seeds

"HoNorEd"

Vor Monat
Jami R. Pospisil
Jami R. Pospisil

I got my parents called last year in junior year of high school about my "inappropriate" shirt. In the corner of tje shirt was a small beer and the logo under it. Remember it was in the corner covered by my hair, my hair moved a little bit and I got I.S.S for a week and my parents called

Vor Monat
EVCxShady
EVCxShady

"lanky streak of piss." LMFAO

Vor Monat
Sally Torén Björling
Sally Torén Björling

Omg yeah! 9:30 I remember “sexy” was the WORST bad word in first grade😂Around second grade somebody taught me the f word and I wrote it on a piece of paper, my parents weren’t called but it was a pretty big deal. Another time when I was in maybe third grade, (I’m in 7th now)I wrote “Donald Trump sucks” on the wall and a few days later I got sent to the principals office. Turns out the teachers had looked through everyone’s notebooks/tests/homework to find the culprit. It was me and a kid named Jeffery

Vor Monat
halo bluetooth
halo bluetooth

I got not just my parents, but the fire department called to my middle school when i somehow climbed up to the top of the basketball hoop on the playground (don't ask me how cuz even i don't know) and then right as they showed up i decided i wanted to do something else so i just casually slid down the pole on the hoop, giving the yard duty a heart attack

Vor Monat
Adelaide Gouveia
Adelaide Gouveia

My mum had to pick me up because I kept correcting one of the ladies who worked there. Now, I don’t know how “smart” you have to be to work at a preschool/kindergarten but I do know for a fact that I (4/5 years old) was right every time.

Vor Monat
Inkenshield
Inkenshield

It aho ik old be wut sthe funniest thing that happend that u had to pick up from school

Vor Monat
Summer MemeGod
Summer MemeGod

The lunch room in our school was weird There was alot of queing and lots of waiting. In the lines, some kid had tgis wierd talent of being able to turn his face red really fast, and hold it. One time, in the queue, he just did it and then suddenly passed out. His friends were paniking but he never went home. He still does it tho...... | ||||||||| | ||||| | ||||||||||||||||||||||||| | | T T T T T T T T (Okay? T= table |=kid in line) | |

Vor Monat
• MattisGamerDevil •
• MattisGamerDevil •

When my sister was in kindergarten she got sent to time out for threatening to burn the whole place down. A girl had took the ball she was playing with and she took it back. Then my sister got in trouble for taking the ball so she got pissed

Vor Monat
Mikayla Oviedo -yeet
Mikayla Oviedo -yeet

What dose mooned mean

Vor Monat
Elliot Seddon
Elliot Seddon

11:50 who needs 4 hotdogs

Vor Monat
Sugas Tractor
Sugas Tractor

In first grade I got bullied a lot for my appearance, and a lot of times I just cried or delt with it, but one day I had enough and grabbed my very sharp pencil and stabbed a boy in the stomach with it, he was bleeding and right after I cried, a lot, then my teacher picked me up and carried me to the office, or at least tried to cause I kicked her, lmao, and then I was in the office and the principal called my mom right in front of me, but she didnt answer, so it went to voice mail, and her voice mail, was, "I'm probably at work or asleep so just leave me the hell alone" and then she made a farting noise with her mouth, yeah embarrassing, then the principal let me go back to class and when I got home, i literally started crying right when i got into the door, but when i saw my mom, she busted out laughing and so did my gma, and my sister, and my mom was proud that I finally stood up for myself, they still talk about it to this day, I hate it lmfao

Vor Monat
Anna Thumann
Anna Thumann

Birth sound language... it’s accent...

Vor Monat
Talha Ahson
Talha Ahson

3:36 hogsschool

Vor Monat
Princess_ Angels
Princess_ Angels

Imagine how embarrassing it is for my mom to get a call from the school nurse saying I fell off the bleacher to then when she arrive I tell her it was one step. I ended up spraining my ankle over that STUPID STEP!

Vor 2 Monate
Sofia Gomez
Sofia Gomez

when I was in kindergarten, this boy said something about "girls have cooties" so I hit him with my little froggy umbrella and then "gave him the cooties by sneezing on him.

Vor 2 Monate
Calligraphy Queen
Calligraphy Queen

I was in 3rd grade and I got a brain bleed which is quite serious. I went to the local hospital and said I feel fine, followed by me throwing up in the trash can. The worst thing is.... Beware this is quite gross The sick smelt like hot dogs and I have never eaten one since. I'm fine now and I'm in 8th grade but I still hate hot dogs

Vor 2 Monate
Aubrie Hodgkins
Aubrie Hodgkins

Was called in to pick up my 6 year old sis. She's a kinder, apparantly she wanted to write on a test that in 100 years she'll be fart walking xD

Vor 2 Monate
The Doctile Crocodile
The Doctile Crocodile

“So long fuckers” 😂

Vor 2 Monate
Maura McCarty
Maura McCarty

i don’t remember this but everyone else does in my family and my friends from that class. so In first grade we had a substitute teacher that was an asshole. we were all up playing with our toys because we were all 4 year olds and she told us all to take our seats. i was i guess playing with my dolls and kept doing so. she yelled at me to take my seat so i took my chair all around the room. i got sent to the principals office. mom and dad said the principal couldnt keep a straight face and let me go back to class. i remember the teacher but not the incident. she doesnt like me for some reason.

Vor 2 Monate
Yeet Boi
Yeet Boi

The story about the kid saying "protect your buttholes gentlemen" Had me laughing my ads of

Vor 2 Monate
Kiva k
Kiva k

Wait.. CPS can take away your child because you can't afford meat?!?!

Vor 2 Monate
A ReVeluv Who Blinked Once For Hwang Hyunjin
A ReVeluv Who Blinked Once For Hwang Hyunjin

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Robot: *Fullstop*

Vor 2 Monate
HGRainey
HGRainey

In third grade, I was taking a quiz on a computer (and it was one of the massive kinds) and for some reason, it was a cart that had wheels. Someone came into the room, bumped the cart, and the computer monitor fell on my head. I had to go to the nurse because I was really shaken up. The nurse called my mom, and it is the only time the school had ever had to call home about me. My mom could come to pick me up because she had been pulled out of a surgery. The family still brings it up so that's fun

Vor 2 Monate
Silver Coffee
Silver Coffee

The girl who fake sicked to bust out of preschool is definitely going places

Vor 2 Monate
Pinkwii
Pinkwii

In the six grade it was nearing around Christmas time so I made a song but not just any song it was a parody to “on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me” my parody was such a hit with the class the most well liked girl took the paper it was written on and performed it to the class. Everyone loved it (they knew I wrote the song) and thought it was hilarious. But some where it in the song it had granny girdles and twerking turtles and the teacher (who didn’t like me and made a bid deal of everything I did specifically) heard. She pulled me aside and asked do I have a written version I was about to say yes but something told me to lie so I asked her “no why?” She said it was to show my father. My mother picks me up instead and the teacher goes “even better.” And says “hello mom your daughter has made a very inappropriate song that the students are repeating.” My mom asks her what the song says and the teacher says in her trying to sound professional snooty voice “it has twerking turtles and granny girdles” my mom then starts to smile holding back a laugh which makes the teacher try to stress how it’s inappropriate but my mom keeps smiling trying to not laugh. My mom picks me up we get into the car and she starts laughing and asks “seriously twerking turtles?” I still hate that teacher.

Vor 2 Monate
Jujujustabean
Jujujustabean

happened to my friend, not me, and I'm not 100% sure her parents came.... So in 4th grade this one girl gave this boy a chocolate box on valentines day, so they desided to start "dating" The girl was sitting the table I was at. My 3rd grade enemy wanted to i dunno, piss me off, so she sat with us. We were talking to each other, you know everyday unpopular kid talk. Then my enemy (who was a total popular gurl btw) whispers something in my friend's ear, pointing to her applesause. I just ignored it cause I hated that kid. For some backstory my friend group had inside jokes about apple sause, so maybe she just wanted to know the joke right? Wrong. About 5 minutes later my friend gets up, applesause in hand and walks over to the boys table where the kid who's dating that girl is sitting. Now this friend in particuler was a troble maker in kindergarden, so I knew something was gonna happen. Then we see some conversation happen, so I think she's just gonna show some applesause trick. NOPE she opens the apple sause, in view of Yard Duties (Kinda like teachers who walk around lunch making sure you do things right) and squirts it at these boys. roaring laughter erupts from our table but we stop just in time, pretending it was from our conversation. They are soaked in pouch apple sause and are told to go to the principle's office with my friend. We still had playtime. They girl who was dating was talking to her "boyfriend" who was like "It was your idea huh?" And she was like "no, no,no I would never" Pretty funny. (Btw the girlfriend didn't come back for 5th grade, and they broke up the next day funny 3-day relationship huh?)

Vor 2 Monate
Twyla Murphy
Twyla Murphy

Years later: a kid fed me laxatives and game me a wedggie

Vor 2 Monate
Twyla Murphy
Twyla Murphy

10:45 recess no ehem *weecess*

Vor 2 Monate
Lilly Markham
Lilly Markham

1:08 when you try to say "so long suckers" but you accidentally say "so long fuckers" O.O well fuck...

Vor 2 Monate
Adrian Mora
Adrian Mora

Dende

Vor 2 Monate
Nya Frederick
Nya Frederick

The second story is so cute🥺

Vor 2 Monate
Nesrine Maria Fenni
Nesrine Maria Fenni

it wasn't to collect me but a teacher thaugh i cheated and ordered my mother to come to meet him for this reason . after the meating i asked my mom what were they talking about and she said : "he said he was 99% sure you did not cheat" i was like "that is why was insisting on the fact that I DID NOT CHEAT for two hours!" we did not know how to react nor what to think ...

Vor 2 Monate
quip drup
quip drup

I used to take all the assignments and hoard them until I was given 1 of the currency we used in school. (Some wierd play money). It was to the point where my table had to pick up our papers from the teacher

Vor 2 Monate
dude wtf.
dude wtf.

im a girl, and my dad got called to the guidance councelor cuz i watch porn and hentai and they call me slut for doing that

Vor 2 Monate
Flangunii
Flangunii

Ok so one time i had to call my parents since i was just humming in class( my parents hate when teachers made me call home and they very much disliked this teacher ) so i called my mum and my dad was also there soo my dad told me to put them on speaker so i did my parents both started to cuss out this woman in Spanish so she didn't understand ANYTHING but most of the class was cracking up because it was mainly Hispanics and they understood everything it was really fucking hilarious and that teacher never bothered me again

Vor 2 Monate
Care Bear
Care Bear

My youngest son is Autistic. I used to lick his arm and tell him he tasted like strawberries. A few weeks into his first year of school I was called to the office because he licked a few kids. When asked why he replied "I thought they would tasted like chocolate". His teacher, principal and I had a good laugh about it. My son was suspended for a day for inappropriate behavior. I used it as a teaching moment for myself. He's fine and makes sure to tell everyone he knows not to lick people, they taste like salt, not strawberries or chocolate.

Vor 2 Monate
Crist Rotar Gabriel
Crist Rotar Gabriel

collect ur shild like its an reward after a mission lmao

Vor 2 Monate
Kamaboku Gombachiro
Kamaboku Gombachiro

So For the second one He said fo’ long fuckers?

Vor 2 Monate
Chiller 88884
Chiller 88884

*Omlette du F R O M A G E*

Vor 2 Monate
Chiller 88884
Chiller 88884

Ok, just wanna say, if you or someone you know holds their breath long enough to pass out....go to the doctor. That is incredibly dangerous, your brain isn't supposed to go without oxygen like that, and can cause brain damage, and even kill you. So please, PLEASE don't do this. So honestly....I don't really see how the first story that involves this is funny... I really hope the parent took the kid to the doctor, keeping the scheduled appointment.

Vor 2 Monate
Enzy Blox
Enzy Blox

The kid At 13:40 is mini Samuel Jackson

Vor 2 Monate
Saltea
Saltea

My parents funniest version of my high school story is... *When they abandoned me in my high school parking lot*

Vor 2 Monate
Titi Akbari
Titi Akbari

My mom was called to the school because I could spell ring

Vor 2 Monate
Zerav S
Zerav S

Allowed 4 each? Ate 12?!Boy I like to brag about having a big appetite and I can't stomache 3 hotdogs a DAY! Let alone 12

Vor 2 Monate
The EAs
The EAs

I got picked up from school because I was constipated

Vor 2 Monate
Rockgirl 678
Rockgirl 678

R/madkids

Vor 2 Monate
Midnight Nightmares
Midnight Nightmares

How nered

Vor 2 Monate
シLeia_Dino
シLeia_Dino

My sister held her breath in the lunch line and she passed out to 😂😂

Vor 2 Monate
Vote Namjoon 2020
Vote Namjoon 2020

Principal called me and said my nephew wanted me to check him out of school because he had to poop

Vor 2 Monate
The Crone
The Crone

My daughter was in JHS and as I am a pagan, she was wearing a pentacle necklace. So, a boy in one of her classes reports that she put a spell on him and he was feeling very sick. The school calls me and tells me that I have to come in ASAP because they are calling the police because this would be considered assault. 1) We do not do spell work and if we did - it would not be negative. 2) who would really believe this was true? Anyway - I come into the school and ask what is wrong with the boy and they say nothing right now but he is saying he is sick. So, I ask to see the boy and am told that I cannot. So, I tell them I can't tell what kind of spell she put on him if I can't see him because she hasn't been taught to make spells and I need to be sure she didn't do something she didn't understand. This whole line is total BS because we don't do spells but I want to see how far this little backside hole is willing to take this. Again, the school refused. So, then I tell them as this is my religion both my daughter and I are protected by law to not be discriminated against and that they better be real sure she did something before they call any police because if this kid is making up this story to get her in trouble - I WILL SUE! School reinterviews boy and tells him I am a real pagan and he better be telling the truth. Little turd freaks out and confesses that he made the whole thing up. School apologizes all over the place and my daughter gets a whole new level of respect going forward and I am never called again. 20 years later she still tells people this story and can't get over how much of a badbutt I was.

Vor 2 Monate
Boop Sheep
Boop Sheep

I remember in 1st grade having my Grandpa(mom was busy at work) called to the school because I decided to use the lead that fell out of my #2 pencil to do my work due to the teacher being outside the classroom(students can't go leave the classroom/leave our seats without permission) and we weren't allowed to use the pencil sharpener without permission

Vor 2 Monate
Sloth Bird
Sloth Bird

f u l l s t o p .

Vor 2 Monate
Pandy Junior
Pandy Junior

*Protect your buttholes bois 😈*

Vor 2 Monate
UncagedAura Gaming
UncagedAura Gaming

I was in 2and grade and I threw up in the nurse's bathroom and my friend was also in the nurse's office because he fell in a lot of mud. We thought it would be funny if we swapped places every time the nurse left the room. The entire staff watched us and we didn't know. They told us to stop, and wrote a detention slip for the one who was spreading germs, a.k.a me. My mom was not happy

Vor 2 Monate
Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright

14:56 what the fuck is birth sound language? Help?

Vor 2 Monate
nmkaspr Kasprowicz
nmkaspr Kasprowicz

And that principal. Male friends routinely cuss each other out.

Vor 2 Monate
nmkaspr Kasprowicz
nmkaspr Kasprowicz

Damn. Preschoolers with a right hook. Kid's going somewhere.

Vor 2 Monate
Madi The Weird One
Madi The Weird One

I had to be sent home once because I’m 1st grade I “karate chopped” a kids leg because they told me they wanted to see it after I asked

Vor 2 Monate
Sarah Willøw
Sarah Willøw

I was in kindergarten, I just turned three. My dad had died the week before my birthday and my mom was going through a hard time as she was pregnant (not to mention she was already high risk) and overall overwhelmed. I had gone to school with my wowwow (my dog teddy bear) and my teacher was a nasty bitch. I had my wowwow for comfort. Next thing my mom got a call from the school that she needed to come in right away. When she arrived, they literally explained that I needed to be punished because I had called my teacher a “fucking asshole” (idk where I learned that because neither of my parents cursed around me). My mom asked what my teacher did for me to call her that (I was a good child so it was unexpected) and they told her that my teacher took away my wowwow. My mom thought this hilarious, but was furious at the teacher and completely defended me. My mom took me out of the school and told me “good job”. Lmao

Vor 2 Monate
okPrxde
okPrxde

Once in 4th grade i got sent home for having on a minions shirt that showed the minions riding around on a moped with a UK flag on it. TL:DR I got sent home because i had a shirt minions shirt with a british flag on it

Vor 2 Monate
puddy cat
puddy cat

so if you know shakespearen things this'll make somewhat sense but if you dont when someone "bites thier thumb at you" its the same thing as 'flipping the bird' so thats the context for this story when i was younger (i remember this very patchy so sorry for any missing details) i was in a class with a girl who would bite/suck of her thumb/thumbnail constantly she was super panic-ey too (and she wasn't one to break any rules/ disrespect the teachers) so when the teacher announced we had to hand in whatever we were doing i think it may have been colouring (could be wrong) she did the "biting thumb" motion and the teacher went balistic and screamed at her to get out (we were 5(?)....) the childs mother was later called but i dont really remember what happend after that.

Vor 2 Monate
Bonnie Thacker
Bonnie Thacker

Minute 7:06 ! WTF? How embarrassing I hope you had a conversation with your child about the lack of underwear. We had a bus driver that was a child molester in our town. And that's the exact way they found out about it. Little girl was missing her undies and said he took them off her when asked about it. Id've been more concerned about that than being embarrassed...

Vor 3 Monate
Shayla Downing
Shayla Downing

My mom was called my freshman year to pick me up. I couldn’t really sit up straight, keep my eyes open, or speak too coherently. They were sure I was high and clearly tripping. Didn’t know what I’d taken but I clearly didn’t need to be there. Mucinex. I was sick and took Mucinex.

Vor 3 Monate

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