As a runner, I’m low-key upset for you that your achievement was overshadowed by the Daniel thing. Good job on the race I hope you had a blast!

“aS A RUnnEr”💀

@kidgecko did you seriously suggest he doxxes his fans????

@AhhH! dude what

@Darius Bostic who asked 😐

People are surprised that Danny’s full name is Daniel, but Drew’s isn’t even just Andrew. It’s fucking Christopher. I wish I was lying, but his full name is Christopher Andrew Gooden.

WHAT

Well, time to call him Topher now.

WHAT??

my life is a lie

Please tell me you’re lying 💀

Gouache is basically watercolor but more pigmented and opaque. Many artists love to use it because it gives that opaque and Matt finish to the painting. Hope I helped

@bilinas mini oh thanks

Yes, gouache is a mix between watercolor and acrylic.

For anyone wondering, the binary at 9:05 leads to a youtube video titled "confused rabbit drinks sparkling water for first time."

I think Danny needs to make a sleepytime podcast so his voice is the last thing we hear before falling asleep. The percentage will inevitably go up

@080 Soujanya Mishra yeah same, been playing the "stop trying to give birth at disneyland" one for a while

please!!

@basil omg no lol. I meant like, his voice is a good white noise to fall asleep to. Not trynna manifest him or anything, i promise I'm not a creep

@080 Soujanya Mishra i might be misinterpreting but are you implying you listen to danny gonzalez before you go to sleep every night in an attempt to manifest him in your dreams?? i respect the grind ngl

Literally what I do every night

As an artist, hearing Danny pronounce gouache like goo-ash is the highlight of my day. I feel like so few people know what it is despite being one of the most unique and versatile mediums out there. (it usually rhymes with squash)

Scoo-ash

Gouache is a word my brain refuses to acknowledge. I love watching videos of people opening and organizing those little sets of paint pots, but I must have googled it over a dozen times and couldn't say it right if someone paid me.

I feel you Danny. My name is Bobby legally. Not short for Robert. And everyone older than me wants to call me Bob. I hate being called Bob.

People keep trying to call me Liz but I don't have the heart to tell them that i don't like it

@kaitlin It’s because nobody wants to announce their true intentions. I mean, banks might notice you breaking into the vault!

..whats....what's wrong with Bob..?

Bobert

@cariñito 🧇🌼 Fr like my grandpas name is william and he goes by bill which is very common. where are these b’s appearing from

Hey Danny, as someone that has been running for my schools for 8 years now you may get burnt out after awhile, just make sure to take a break when this happens. I say this because you will become motivated to run again because you realize how much you really enjoy it when it’s gone.

As someone who can’t run more than 30 seconds on a treadmill, really impressed with you man! Hope one day I can catch up (pun intended) Edit: Also, had a feeling the channel name was SOMETHING to do with Fast and Furious

I work at an art supply store and I swear every single person (who doesn't already use Gouache) pronounces it wrong. hearing peoples funky and fresh interpretations of that word is the best part of my day. I seriously don't blame them though, no paint name should have the right to that many vowels in a row.

Danny’s humor is beyond any level of clever and creativity I have ever seen. He is truly one of a kind.

You literally copied another comment word for word

For anyone wondering, the binary at 9:05 leads to a youtube video titled "confused rabbit drinks sparkling water for first time."

thank you

what really? I have just randomly seen the same video on my home page yesterday, that is bizarre timing.

Low key weirded out because I’m pretty sure YouTube just suggested that video to me

THANK YOU

@Darius nah, pass

Danny is so funny whenever i watch him around ppl they think something is rly wrong with me bc im crying and smiling super weirdly

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT 14:44 OML UR REACTION TO THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY

Congratulations on the marathon! That's awesome! 🙌🏻 I feel your pain as a Jenny who endures the same whenever someone sees Jennifer on ID or whatever lol

a few weeks ago i had, not a dream _about_ danny, but he was kind of just chilling in the background. i was walking around a giant castle type building and he was in the front lawn in one of those flimsy plastic beach chairs just like...hanging out.

I watch YouTube every single day, and Danny is the only YouTuber who not only has appeared in a dream, but who has done so repeatedly. No nightmares yet, but he's definitely been there.

Danny pronouncing gouache: "goo-ash" instead of "gwash" like you're supposed to say it is the funniest thing to me.

I definitely knew the reference in the name lmfaooo. Good job on the run! I like to run a lot and this is super motivational. I want to start again. 💛

When danny was talking about the stuff after the marathon and that you get a beer, I got really concerned because my brain went "but hes not old enough to drink"... I'm so sorry babyface

"On a serious note I would reccomend running" - Danny, moments before reaching you

Oh god. Oh god RUN.

LOLLL

Lmfao

i apologize in advance for what i am about to do, recommend*

*daniel

as a runner, I’m happy danny is a runner. that is all

Danny acting like he needed to scare us himself as if the "Normal Greg Video" didn't already do that for him, lmao

Now Danny and Cody have to run together. It’s just fate 😂 congrats on your run Danny I’m glad you had fun ❤

I had an abusive step dad named Dan and through out the entire like years I’ve watched you, I never connected Danny to Dan. Those are very distinctly separate in my head.

This might sound weird but I honestly enjoy Danny's second chanel slightly more than his main one something about the laid back feel, interaction with Gregs, inside jokes that you have to watch every subreddit video to understand, and of course the sparkling water just make me feel like I'm apart of something special. these videos always make my day 10x better it's sad that so many Gregs are missing out on this

That’s how I feel about Jarvis Johnson’s channels. I almost never watch main channel videos anymore because the GOLD videos are just so easy going and it doesn’t feel like there has to be something he’s trying to speak on. I still like commentary that involves some sort deliberate opinion but I’m really loving the content that’s just kind of like “let me share the weird things I found on the internet”

*Daniel

I'd love to be Xdiary.Monster snowquen's is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day

i cannot agree moreeee

Same

Choosing to run cross country every fall was the best decision of my life. So glad Danny agrees that running is an amazing hobby!

He’s training for when he’s in demon form so he can give you worse chances of escaping. Also for the nutcracker guy’s family that constantly try to escape the basement

great vid! congrats on your running achievement! love all your reddit content!

danny has been showing up for like months on every single one of my dreams, just kinda of peeking behind a wall right before i die in all of them

Danny wanting to keep being Danny and rejecting “Dan” and “Daniel” is very gender

Danny getting low-key annoyed at all the things his audience does that annoy me as well is pretty vindicating, lol.

@PishP0n hey man, reaching much? they affect me in that they annoy me and that’s literally all i said.

I’m not like other fans, I can’t stand all those other fans, fandom culture sucks, I’m special and get upset with fandom jokes that don’t affect me in any way.

@KreeZafi I couldn’t relate to a comment more, fandoms can suck so much.

To whomever is reading this — wishing you the best morning/night — remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

the venn diagram of people making "they're the same person" jokes in 2022 and people who unironically call strangers "bestie" is a circle

Personally I support Danny pronouncing it as “goo-ash.”

"I've never seen my phone in a dream before" I get that cause whenever I try to use my phone in a dream I can't find it and looking for it is what wakes me up

as someone who can’t run well because of medical issues, i’m proud of you man! very cool

Watching this in my car and been up since 7am, trying to yawn and this man's making me laugh instead of yawn dang

as an artist, I don't know which is better: Danny's way of pronouncing gouache OR him thinking it's edible

@Meckolo a small price to pay for a nice snack

@Skipper ah ha, that must have been what my brain was connecting haha I use that word somewhat often so my brain just autofilled I guess lol

@DigitalHarmony yeah gwash as others said- but there IS another word pronounced the way you were thinking lol (/gōSH/) but it’s ‘gauche’, meaning tactless or awkward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTHlCk7fEOY Finally it's here.

@moezone you’ll get sick 😭😭😭

Sitting back and relaxing to some new content from Dan Gonzalez

Danny has actually been in my dream recently and I think it could be classified as a nightmare. Basically the portion he was in, he was my history teacher at a summer college program, (I SUCK at history) and then he threw up off to the side, and I have emetophobia so that scared me really bad.

The only dream I’ve ever had about Danny was right after he released “circus” and in my dream I just remember singing the song and I randomly bumped into him in his disguise and we just started staring at each other and scream singing it in each other‘s faces

"Danny" should do an ARG it would be amazing seeing what he comes up with

Congrats on your first half! Honestly, it kind of sucks that people focused on your name, rather than your time/race overall. Also, I think most people's running photos come out like that... I've never ran a half marathon, though I run 5Ks for XC, and everyone always looks dead, or at least in pain, when they're photographed. Fun stuff. Edit: "goo-ash" is killing meee. Oof.

@Alli me toooo

I'd love to be Xdiary.Monster snowquen's is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day.

@Alli I have this weird thing where spots under my eyes get really red. It might be because of how I breathe or something? I dunno. Not really the same thing, but still kind of interesting.

@Emma Smith Okay I'm glad I'm not the only one lol

Alli Yesss I ran Xc in hs this always happened

It's upsetting how pretty Danny looks whenever he's gender swapped by a Greg.

Ironically, I think older people wanting to call Danny “Dan” isn’t because it sounds more serious, it’s because it’s different. Like if he went by Dan or Daniel, they’d probably do the reverse and call him “Danny”

Danny’s goals seem to be growing more and more unique by the second.

I don't see you in my dreams but sometimes if I watch enough of your videos my inner voice starts sounding like you for a bit

I have just realized that Danny's subreddit vids are special. Like whoever is continuing to watch every one that comes out will understand all the inside jokes. Like the subreddit vids have turned into something where you can't just skip around the different subreddit vids if you want to understand the newest vid. It's like the Greg's have a multitude of inside jokes with Danny. That's how you know we are a true family. Have a nice day Greg's.

I'd love to be Xdiary.Monster snowquen's is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day.

thank you dear greg x

Gregs*. We are a plural entity.

To whomever is reading this — wishing you the best morning/night — remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

I think you just explained to me why i dont like the reddit videos too much, feels like watching marvel movies and i hate it

Aw Danny using his primordial liver king running skills🥰

this motivated me better for my marathon tmr more than my dad

as someone who once had the name daniel i agree i never knew what to call myself, i def preferred danny but most people called me dan, i was too awkward to correct them

Hearing How funny Danny pronounces gouache is hilarious “gooawsh”

As an artist, hearing Danny pronounce gouache as "goo-wash" really hurts my soul

@MILO! I mean.. they aren't

i pronounce it gowachie

How do you pronounce

as an artist i pronounce it the same as danny lmfao

it's so wholesome his parents were there cheering him on

Yuh, I love running. Just the other night I ran from my Danny in my dream, when I woke up I was in Canada. I live in Tennessee. 10/10 I recommend running again.

i knew the 2 danny 2 furious reference and it occasionally makes me giggle still. i like it a lot! congrats on the run danny!

I’m a 5k runner and my current personal record is 23:32 and I love it

I'm going to make it my life's mission to NOT have a dream or nightmare with Danny/Daniel in it. Critical thinkers don't accept sleep paralysis demons just because they asked nicely.

I'd love to be Xdiary.Monster snowquen's is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day.

@Growth Mindset k

To whomever is reading this — wishing you the best morning/night — remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

For anyone reading this: JESUS loves you so much that HE gave up HIS own life for you on the cross, and if you repent of your sins, and accept HIM as Lord and Savior, you will become a Christian, and you will have everlasting life...

i agree

I genuinely didn't know the 2 Danny 2 Furious thing. I just accepted the fact that Danny was just too furious so he didn't need an explanation or reason.

“50% of a million is like what, 150,000” Never change Danny, never change

If he says Danny, Dan, or Daniel one more time I will start calling him Dave.

If he says Danny, Dan, or Daniel one more time I will start calling him Dave.

Danny's obsession with critical thinking on his second channel is very teacher-like and I think it's hilarious.

I'd love to be Xdiary.Monster snowquen's is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day.

@Darius Bostic no im good but thanks for the offer

Honestly, critical thinking doesn't really exist on the internet, so I'm glad he's "obsessed" with it. Like, I wish he'd do a Twitter series and tell people to use critical thinking on there lol. We might see a lot less stupid tweets.

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😂😂

I had a dream last night where Danny came into my room kissed me and tucked me into bed, then fell out the window. I woke up very confused

Congrats on the marathon Danny!!!

As another Daniel, I fully relate to this. More than I'd like to

I had a dream where I saw you so I went over then you turned out to be an old lady(this happened in the giant parking lot)

Something about 15% of Danny’s subscribers having dreams about him is literally the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard 😭this channel brings me so much joy the subreddit videos are the highlight of my week Edit: just thought I’d mention that he actually has appeared in my dreams once and it was like an Easter egg hunt scenario?? Very strange

I had a dream where me and Danny were making a collab together. It was lowkey really fun tho

I had a dream where Danny was in my ballet class-

im just now realizing i had a dream with danny in it once too. is his face just super dreamable?? super funny. i dont even think anything interesting was going on i think he was just There

@bappo 😭😭😭 thx man

@Bug.B0y_ omg i found your comment on the video, ill reply to it hold on

I've never watched a single Fast and Furious film, but I did still get the reference, I feel like using that sequel format was a bit of a meme at some point

“i think that’s why i’m such a good sleep paralysis demons”

Sometimes I think Danny gets confused by his audience bc he underestimates how much of it is 10-15

I’m not even lying when I say that I had a dream like two years ago and I remember it because it scared me so much. In the dream he came out of a closet after stalking me around the house with a frickin maid outfit and a old wig and chased me around with a knife. It’s funny now but I was literally terrified for like a day straight after that.

He really say his name was Daniel? 🙄 Like, seriously Drew? We aren’t stupid.

@That One Guy From Teen Titans Who is Really Robin LMAO

@Hebi bestie???

@taro’ Not as old as Cody

@Hailey Playz yes. it's true.

@don't be surprised fvcking bot

congratulations on your race! and yes i did understand the fast and furious reference 🤣

I had a dream where Danny was doing stand up outdoors in a park it was also a job fair ? Pretty neat

Well done on the marathon!

He missed the opportunity to use the “GREAT JOB DANNY” sound

I have never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies, but I understood the reference of your second channel title, and I think it's funny Also, congrats on the marathon! That's legit really cool, and you should feel accomplished and proud of yourself Edit: Also, Danny is perfectly fine! I don't know why nicknames ending in an "e" sound aren't respected, there's nothing wrong with them

@SECRETS my brother in Christ, that doesn't even make sense in this context

@Komojiro okay that was actually pretty funny. 10/10 would read again

To whomever is reading this — wishing you the best morning/night — remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

For everyone reading this: The MAGIC FROGman loves you and sacrificed his TOTALLY REAL fish shoes so that YOU COULD see colours. Accept him and have and INFINITE amount of happiness and an everlasting LIFE…

For anyone reading this: JESUS loves you so much that HE gave up HIS own life for you on the cross, and if you repent of your sins, and accept HIM as Lord and Savior, you will become a Christian, and you will have everlasting life...

fun fact: I cracked my head open while watching fast and furious

Oh gosh

you should change this one to 'daniel gonzalez" when danny jumped to scare us at the end i actually jumped lmao

I'm not even gonna lie, I was doing the dishes while watching this, and I jumped so hard at 16:19

Danny's theme song while he's running the marathon "Dan on the run"

Ive never felt so betrayed after knowing Danny's name is Daniel

@ramen hehe oh that makes a lot of sense, actually, mb!

To whomever is reading this — wishing you the best morning/night — remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

Why is that horrifying Zhongli picture following me everywhere. Get it away from me 😭

@Zuzuzucchini i mean im not american/english or anywhere that uses the same names as you do so im not very familiar with nicknames from the original names i guess 😭

@Namjoon‘s Unshaken Hand so his name is Christopher and his middle name is Andrew. But I didn’t know that so the more you know ig.

Pretty sure Gregs having dreams about danny is because we fall asleep watching Danny’s videos

I haven't had a dream where Danny appears, now I'm afraid he will

Danny I’m so sorry I keep having dreams about Kurtis and Jarvis. I’m trying so hard to have you in my nightmares 🙏🏼

Danny should make sleep asmr videos where he reads spooky creepy pastas where he is the villain

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@James Lansdown no suck it up

@James Lansdown last*

@sleepy byeee

@James Lansdown bro 💀💀

Congrats bro, a half marathon is a big accomplishment for anyone 👏👏👏

Danny's chair just reminds me of a orthodontist's chair or E.T lmaoo

When I lost my old phone, I had the same dream like 20 times in a row of me waking up and finding my phone under my pillow. Then I would actually wake up and get excited, then get mad because it wasn’t actually there.

obsessed with the way danny says “gouache”

danny, generally in english, the -ie or -y means "little" or "cute" (like "ito" in spanish or "chan" in japanese) so maybe that's why but honestly people take it too seriously. sometimes i'm gonna get a kissie and talk to a guy named danny. what's so bad about that

Daniel-chan!

xaviey

Yeah I’m K*therine and I go by katie, I guess when it’s your name you don’t really think of it as a word that follows grammar structures

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Dan Chan

whenever I see Danny dream lore it feels like one of those chain messages you get about "forwarding this message to 10 people or you will die tonight" Like NO BITCH I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MAN AND I WONT FOLLOW THE DAMN CAT

My brother was Ronnie for the beginning of his life up until when he was about 30. But recently he started going by Ron and he’s tried to make sure everyone knows that that’s what he wants. Our family still mostly calls him Ronnie because that’s just what we’re used to, but still.

I haven't had a dream about Danny yet but I look forward to the day

I would like to say I have never seen Danny in a dream

the only marathon i ever did was a charity run for a local theatre i was involved with. i was pretty young so my mom went with me, and my number was 2. i told her "i don't wanna be number 2!!!" so we swapped numbers... eventually i took the race really seriously and finished quite a few places ahead of my mom. but our numbers were swapped, so on the official result page it said i took way longer than her. moral of the story: accept that you are number 2

I'd love to be Xdiary.Monster snowquen's is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day.

@Darius Bostic btw you’re not winning yourself any god points for being obnoxious in a YouTube comment section that has nothing to do with this.

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https://youtu.be/aN-Qy4oOmp8 Finally it's here.

I kindof hope my son Jamie doesnt start going by James when he gets older. His middle name is actually Daniel so he’ll have a lot of name options as he ages lol

I am really proud for your achievement with the running But it’s still very very weird to hear you be called „Daniel“ especially because my brother is named Daniel. That’s just not you lmao

I have an uncle named Daniel and he’s always gone by Danny and still does at almost 60 years old. He’s uncle Danny to all of us and all his friends call him Danny still

There’s a sheriff in my town up for vote and his name is Greg Gonzales. Makes me laugh when I see it.

ok but im genuinely hyped for the new song

I'd love to be Xdiary.Monster snowquen's is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day.

https://youtu.be/jhTTxdBKSyI Finally its here.

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@Serena :] i want it to be privy to the crux so bad

Oh hello Taylor!