Not How Girls Work

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    SootHouseSootHouse

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    No-one came to Soothouse's 1mil party :(
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Sophia Lakeman
Sophia Lakeman

i wake up as a woman and the first thing i do is lube my legs a fine young lady never leaves the house unless her legs are a slip n' slide

Vor 11 Stunden
Nut Nut
Nut Nut

1:49 lol

Vor 19 Stunden
starlight.
starlight.

5:19 lesbians: *am I a joke to you?*

Vor Tag
Jackson The Epic
Jackson The Epic

Did not expect emo discourse in the middle of a soothouse video

Vor Tag
Seku
Seku

Weird way of coming out

Vor Tag
universelua
universelua

The la dispute thing felt directly targeted at me lmao

Vor Tag
Elite Sasquatch
Elite Sasquatch

I just realized all these people are incels

Vor 2 Tage
Jonathan Dunlop
Jonathan Dunlop

We need a full version of that song at the end

Vor 2 Tage
VultureClone
VultureClone

I mean...why he gotta attack hot chip like that? Nothing wrong with a good hot chip.

Vor 3 Tage
Xx_ĐÃÌĹÝ_ÑÌĞHŤ_xX
Xx_ĐÃÌĹÝ_ÑÌĞHŤ_xX

to the guy in the beginning of the video no doctors care unless your their family or close friend they wont panic they wont care and if your sexist ass dies they wont care

Vor 3 Tage
I like trees
I like trees

Men: we use our fist Women: we Spock it

Vor 4 Tage
Maddie hhHhhhHhhHH
Maddie hhHhhhHhhHH

I am woman and i can confirm i lube my legs every time before i go out

Vor 4 Tage
Nightmare DI
Nightmare DI

no lie I've used a hammer

Vor 5 Tage
- Flamebriar -
- Flamebriar -

Lmao fucking incels in this video are idiots. It’s so hard to fucking not cringe the hell out

Vor 5 Tage
NuggetDraws !
NuggetDraws !

Just a girl with some lubed legs 😔

Vor 5 Tage
Chucknorris135 6
Chucknorris135 6

You have 1 million subs and 1 million views there’s no margin there to make it more🤔

Vor 5 Tage
Joseph Knight
Joseph Knight

I want to talk to these people I read stuff like this on Incel Tears and I just wish I could do a 1 - 1 with someone with these views

Vor 5 Tage
-Lovely-
-Lovely-

i’m in fact a car

Vor 5 Tage
Narnar the Hecking Nerd
Narnar the Hecking Nerd

The last part during the Patron appreciation was pretty much the best part of the video. Change my mind.

Vor 5 Tage
Jack Tait
Jack Tait

lube leag

Vor 6 Tage
Jackson
Jackson

2:39 I know I’m late but that’s a claw hammer you imbecile

Vor 6 Tage
Audrey Hamby
Audrey Hamby

all the poor lesbians, including myself watching this: "gues theres no point in sex them!" *all instantly become asexual*

Vor 6 Tage
Jackson
Jackson

You can edit

Vor 6 Tage
Audrey Hamby
Audrey Hamby

um... Then*

Vor 6 Tage
Audrey Hamby
Audrey Hamby

look at alll those typos! guess* Them*

Vor 6 Tage
your friendly neighborhood weeb
your friendly neighborhood weeb

"Lubed legs" ...you mean lotion?

Vor 7 Tage
Shadow Layu
Shadow Layu

I think it is funny that I know about the woman body more than these people and I'm gay

Vor 7 Tage
Chinted
Chinted

2:44 , Pasta we'll be proud.

Vor 8 Tage
Tonza
Tonza

Fucking Oath do I wish all women born after 1993 were bisexual.

Vor 8 Tage
Panic! At My Chemical Pilots
Panic! At My Chemical Pilots

That hammer hurt last week😔

Vor 8 Tage
Finlay Hamm
Finlay Hamm

boobS _aRe _*_BoObs_*

Vor 8 Tage
G3tG00D scrub
G3tG00D scrub

JOYCE MANOR

Vor 10 Tage
Luna Ladyboy
Luna Ladyboy

Who doesn't use a claw hammer to get off? How else does one beat their meat???

Vor 10 Tage
why god
why god

As a 15 year old i can definitely say i sleep with people 1-3 times a week. Oh and also i do like *HOT CHIP*

Vor 11 Tage
A Creative Username
A Creative Username

WHAT THE HELL- LMAO

Vor 12 Tage
KaynStoopid
KaynStoopid

When you're a guy born after 1993 that is bisexual, eats hot chip, doesn't know how to cook, and lied am I a girl

Vor 12 Tage
silly _
silly _

please dont make me explain why period exists

Vor 12 Tage
Carl the Hedgehog
Carl the Hedgehog

"periods are just a way of telling you that you need to hurry up and get preg" most girls who get there first period 15 and up: ._.

Vor 14 Tage
Carl the Hedgehog
Carl the Hedgehog

@IchibanOjousama i mean I did even though im a boy and also it did not come out like pee more like a watermelon being smashed with a sledgehammer because it was my ween being smashed with a sledgehammer

Vor 11 Tage
IchibanOjousama
IchibanOjousama

you mean down. who even gets their period at 15?

Vor 11 Tage
Villager Abolition
Villager Abolition

2:40 that's not a ball peen hammers, the other end would be round, it is a claw hammer.

Vor 14 Tage
Snake Sniffer
Snake Sniffer

Soothouse is dead; long live Soothouse

Vor 15 Tage
Dove Love
Dove Love

“Twerk, Be bisexual,” Me: *_crying lesbian in the corner of tomboy_*

Vor 15 Tage
erikfren
erikfren

Where the fuck did the outer parentheses go at 7:05 ?!?!

Vor 15 Tage
Gordon Slamsay
Gordon Slamsay

I'm not like other girls, I'm a 23 year old man

Vor 15 Tage
Nick C
Nick C

What the phrase "girls can't orgasm" actually means is "I'm an extremely insufficient and very self-centered sexual partner, and always have been."

Vor 16 Tage
Cat Tatman
Cat Tatman

that outtro is the best thing ive ever heard in my life

Vor 17 Tage
Tristan Morris
Tristan Morris

To be fair, the feminists gallivanting around with their tits hanging out don't do women any good. They just put ideas into incel minds that all women and feminists are supposed to be willing and wanting to expose their body. Body exposure to strangers is not empowering you, it's empowering the misogyny you hate.

Vor 17 Tage
Tristan Morris
Tristan Morris

That masturbation one forgot the 👌 method. No full grasp. Just index and thumb. True Virgins will know what I mean.

Vor 17 Tage
Crude Birth Rate
Crude Birth Rate

That's not a ball peen.

Vor 19 Tage
Plyšákomilka
Plyšákomilka

Love listening to raged incels

Vor 20 Tage
no thanks I dont want a last name
no thanks I dont want a last name

Man sounds like Onion from Apple and Onion

Vor 21 Tag
Hervy Gervy
Hervy Gervy

No, no, they’re right. I am indeed a car.

Vor 22 Tage
Internet Funny Man
Internet Funny Man

These people are all fucking stupid change my mind *if you dare*

Vor 22 Tage
Talia Martinez
Talia Martinez

I need this song in full please

Vor 23 Tage
Ani malzz
Ani malzz

I love this channel, it's good that you did everything you wanted to do... But that doesn't keep me from being sad!

Vor 23 Tage
Jason Liu
Jason Liu

Jesus I hope whose people are trolls and not serious?

Vor 23 Tage
Esketxd
Esketxd

Why are redditors the biggest simps on the planet?

Vor 23 Tage
Field Marshal
Field Marshal

@daisychains I think he was being the exact opposite.

Vor 20 Tage
Esketxd
Esketxd

@daisychains What?

Vor 23 Tage
daisychains
daisychains

please stop being an apologist for misogynistic incels, thanks.

Vor 23 Tage
Cresh 2
Cresh 2

so females (born after 1993 only) how's the mcdonald's, charging you phone, twerking, being bisexual , eating hot chip & lieing going for ya

Vor 24 Tage
leaf heart
leaf heart

I love the voice he uses it makes it sound like he’s a god damn alien

Vor 25 Tage
Big-Gay Tinny-PP
Big-Gay Tinny-PP

5:20 ohhhhhh yes right there honey I cant wait to get an abortion

Vor 26 Tage
Beachgothy
Beachgothy

Constant Headache is a banger shut up Wilbur

Vor 27 Tage
DeenaSaur
DeenaSaur

Can’t satisfy me without the fucking wrench

Vor Monat
Isaac Belloso
Isaac Belloso

2:40 the fuck did he call an eggplant

Vor Monat
Brad_Da_Robot
Brad_Da_Robot

Isaac Belloso an aubergine you uncultured swine, more than American pronunciations exist

Vor Monat
Christine Vanderheiden
Christine Vanderheiden

Well fuck....I apologize...to every man...for seducing you with my lubed legs....? I'm just a woman! IM SORRY! I'll cry at work. Where I'm a surgeon.

Vor Monat
I am very boring
I am very boring

“Lubed legs”

Vor Monat
Ging Lee
Ging Lee

Wtf is an obigene

Vor Monat
Brad_Da_Robot
Brad_Da_Robot

Ging Lee aubergine, it’s an eggplant

Vor Monat
FBI
FBI

5:08 That’s a lot of words for saying you have a 1 inch pp and you are a virgin.

Vor Monat
Fever Dreams
Fever Dreams

I’ve got the bisexual one down, but I don’t know about h o t c h i p hot chip? too much of a risk

Vor Monat
eren oz
eren oz

imagine having hair this meme was made by the bald gang

Vor Monat
Tyr
Tyr

You should change your channel name to simp house.

Vor Monat
melvin
melvin

Wow little timmy found a new word off the internet

Vor 18 Tage
Brad_Da_Robot
Brad_Da_Robot

Tyr but they disappeared from existence

Vor Monat
Kamizono
Kamizono

it felt like a fever dream to see jessica albert on the thumbnail willbur a secret dragon quest fan or somethin?????

Vor Monat
Ornitorincoalbino
Ornitorincoalbino

The women are cars bit explains the motor oil bit

Vor Monat
Pato Potato
Pato Potato

It sucks because I'm sensitive because of my body and my feelings 😔

Vor Monat
Skyth :D
Skyth :D

2:53 well the handle.... LIKE ALL THOSE THINGS CAN WORK NGL

Vor Monat
Toad's Stool
Toad's Stool

The average woman gets horny, the average man gets horny at twice the rate compared to the average woman. The intensity of sexual thoughts doesn't really change between the sexes, but the amount of times sex is thought of does, however the intensity of sexual thoughts can change depending on the willingness of the participants of sexual activity, as well as they're being the minority of people that have constant and intense sexual thoughts.

Vor Monat
Desu Neko
Desu Neko

As a female I can confirm all of these.

Vor Monat
Adele Furness
Adele Furness

2:38 Can confirm Claw side only tho, handle sides for girls who dont eat enough hot chip

Vor Monat
Wolfie Thorn07
Wolfie Thorn07

I don’t wanna be sexist but... Some feminists can go diE-

Vor Monat
Papaya
Papaya

Periods aren’t even that painful...? Or last that long if you’re carrying Advil or other pain killers with you??? The only time it should hurt if when it’s just starting, tf is that guy on about?

Vor Monat
Cracker Supplier
Cracker Supplier

Periods can be extremely painful, you are just lucky.

Vor Monat
Damian 2000
Damian 2000

*FURRY **_AND_** REPUBLICAN*

Vor Monat
Alone in the Dark
Alone in the Dark

Actually the dog thing is somewhat true. At least in a dog’s vagina. They actually stay connected after mating while standing with their butts facing one another until the male ejaculates. It sounds fake but it’s not.

Vor Monat
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*_*•_•

Tf this guy just call a fucking egg plant?

Vor Monat
Saqqaq
Saqqaq

I've invited everyone! *proceeds to invite 1 person* wilbur has no friends eh

Vor Monat
Sul On Youtube
Sul On Youtube

Pretty accurate on some of them though

Vor Monat
Bree Cook
Bree Cook

You missed the point of literally the entire video

Vor 8 Tage

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