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Islanders, this afternoon you will all be treated to a new member of the Island. Get your scuba suits ready... for NISH KUMAR!!!
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KOMMENTARE
Pascus Rex
thanks Nish, now I have "dong snorkel" in my search history.
Vor Tagjamboanwen
Totally inlove with James Acaster 😍
Vor 10 TageKleio Chronicles
Man, James was really on fire here. Nish busting a gut at James’ jokes makes it even better.
Vor 17 TageJo Smith
🥬 🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
Vor 18 TageOccy
enrique kinda thicc ngl
Vor 28 TageMase Montana
Kevin and Perry Go Large. When Kevin puts on his 007 voice. That is James in this. I’m absolutely howling!
Vor MonatFlo B
i love that James literally tried to seduce him 🤣
Vor MonatMichael Edlin
The lady sat next to Nish looks a bit like Eddie Redmayne
Vor Monatastrid ledesma
How come I just noe find out about this channel? I've done nothing but rewatch repertoire and his wilty videos just do find out there's more? I'm literally so happy rn!
Vor MonatAlovatololo
Ok, James played a classy woman brilliantly. It was so natural and clever. Hollywood writers need to take notes.
Vor MonatDit Kind
I love James Acaster so much! I could seriously watch him for hours on end and not get bored. :D
Vor Monathetrodoxly 1
What do you call a group of 'Johnny Smug faces' a smugle? Nish Kumar the only comedian that's never made me laugh.
Vor MonatWhol3NothaL3v3l
"Looks like a bean bag on a bean bag" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Vor MonatAnindya Zarbade
Nish parents forgot to put an A before his name on the form.
Vor MonatAshley Archer
Never had a more pleasant time listening to a person say silly things than I have watching anything with you in it James. ❤ much love. You're my favorite person/character.
Vor MonatAl Die
i love james acaster, because he not only keeps a straight face at his own jokes he also without fail looks like a disappointed father every time someone else makes a joke
Vor Monatedward saunders
About right, another boring so called comedian, the only thing about him, is his name
Vor MonatPambudi Wardhani
This makes me intrigued and wanting to watch Love Island. How much banters going on in there?
Vor MonatCaptainAMAZINGGG
Worst show, I wouldn't. They're all daft af. It retards the brain tbh. Which apparently very many people don't seem to mind, for some reason.. ahem.
Vor MonatCraig Schnabel
I look like a bean bag on a bean bag, and I'm not even sitting on one!
Vor MonatC M
Absolutely wonderful!
Vor MonatRobin Turnbull
Is it just me or does that hair kind of suit James?
Vor MonatDadood Frumcheers
I used to live nearby James and I'd fart through his letterbox
Vor MonatFinnian Yu
that’s why he had to get a draft excluder
Vor 24 TageLincoln Stewart
I know the other 5.... but,who's the woman in green?
Vor MonatDareenKS
@Genitianadinarica wonderful, will check her out there then.. thanks
Vor MonatGenitianadinarica
She's Jen Brister. Her Live at Apollo is hilarious imho.
Vor MonatDareenKS
Did you figure it out? Was wondering too.. I only know the others because of Taskmaster
Vor MonatZeldaGamerRox !
I'm just happy to see someone finally sweep James off his feet.
Vor Monatʜɪ ʜɪ
Just reminds me of dio
Vor MonatNursyakirah Shaik
I've watched this so many times, I love it! 😆
Vor MonatBarbara Joseph-Adam
James as a curly-haired, soft-spoken, bibliophile blonde bird? Be still, my lesbotic heart! 🤤😍
Vor MonatKhushi Shah.
Lesbotic. I prefer Sapphic.
Vor 11 TageCaptainAMAZINGGG
Saaame, but bi. Still, either way I kind of win. Lolol.
Vor MonatCyC C
You too made such a good couple even with the 1980s charity shop wig.
Vor MonatBen Harvey
Is Nish Kumar funny?
Vor Monatrosie o’donovan
Guys nish is my bestie (real)
Vor MonatMorf Music
I’m a simple man. I see a James Acaster video, and I cli Wonder why a multi cheese grater has a knife edge on it
Vor MonatBarbara Joseph-Adam
To shred the endless cabbages that got sent to you, of course.
Vor MonatPhantom Deth
Nish is not funny.. He has never been funny.. He will never be funny.. Why is he on all these shows?.
Vor MonatPhantom Deth
@Tay Woode Yeah I saw that.. Guys just not funny, falling into politics is also not funny.. Being a mildly racist person against native Brits isn’t even remotely funny.
Vor MonatPhantom Deth
@Tay Woode Don't even appeal to them honestly.. I don't know anyone that remotely likes him outside of a small group of racists.
Vor Monatdragthon9
This is too fucking good 😂
Vor MonatSchmelon
I ship it
Vor MonatAmy Greenwell
Absolute comedy genius
Vor MonatMeepmeepandme
Can we please put this programme on channel 4
Vor MonatMsAnneThropi
Man, after cold lasagne, the bakeoff joke hits different
Vor MonatDoTheToothsTeethHaveTeethToo
Yeah, as soon as they made the joke I thought about the bit in cold lasagne where he's talking about the meme and goes 'Um I did actually, I called the Samaritans'.
Vor MonatHeather Whited
@PronomicalArtist It was a very accurate assessment of what happened.
Vor MonatPronomicalArtist
@Heather Whited wait so when he said had a breakdown, bon apatite. He actually meant every word?
Vor MonatAllen Gottlieb Goodsir
it really Does
Vor MonatHeather Whited
@rikzz0r Because the Bake Off experience happened when he was jet lagged and exhausted and caused him so much anxiety that he called a mental health crisis line after the first night.
Vor MonatA.L. Lembring
You know your day is gonna be good when u start it with James Acaster
Vor MonatAnna B
knowing that they are friends makes this whole scene even more incredible
Vor MonatAnna B
@Rick Pound haha you make a fair point
Vor MonatRick Pound
Why would that make it even more incredible? Not that it’s actually incredible to start with.
Vor MonatBrian Piché
The nation's sweetheart, Nish Kumar!
Vor MonatBrian Piché
@Tay Woode What can I say? I like who I like and HAAATE who I hate.
Vor Monatnow then
Who is the woman who looks like Eddie Redmayne?
Vor MonatNicole de Krosse
Omygod she does, i have no clue who she is
Vor Monatfraninconverse
James living the dream
Vor MonatRookInCharge27
"He did have a lovely face." Lou said, "Get fucked Nish!"
Vor MonatAlex Fisher
James acaster playing a character that isn’t James acaster is a rarity, and I love it
Vor MonatAleksi Suuronen
James Acaster playing a character that isn't a James Acaster while being very much like James Acaster
Vor MonatAlphaDelt
OF COURSE Rob Beckett likes Love Island
Vor MonatBob James
Nish is not funny at all.
Vor MonatIan
That’s a bit harsh. He went to your stand-up show...
Vor MonatLeiflvr
The one on Nish's team looks like she's trying to pass a stone.
Vor MonatKandice Giselle
I love James my favorite British comedian i love watching him. Love coming from Texas
Vor Monatedward foulds
"BJs go down well" is a great joke
Vor MonatCrimson Tainted Sin
@Frank G Lou Sanders!
Vor MonatMax G
Ill keep you at 69
Vor MonatTom Ralfe
I’ve already watched this one. And I’ll watch it again.
Vor Monattgzuke
2:35 Lou Sanders straight-up dunking on Nish
Vor MonatBarbara Joseph-Adam
That was one badass ninja takedown, that was.
Vor MonatTriljoona
Who's that next to nish? Cute person, but not saying anything :') I'm guessing not a comedian
Vor MonatTriljoona
@Luke Alexander Watched some of her standup and it was really funny! Maybe she gets a word in some place else in the episode 😄
Vor MonatLuke Alexander
She is actually (a comedian), Jen Brister. She's also been on New World Order.
Vor MonatTalha Farooqi
“You were saying you like books” 😂 The master right here.
Vor MonatOdd James
Literally a British Indian version of James haha high level banter love it
Vor MonatOdd James
@xryptid I'll correct it thank you
Vor Monatxryptid
he's british indian :)
Vor MonatThijs Tombe, des
The poppet in the background made everything not funny anymore..
Vor MonatCathy Bryant
Ah, bless him. He’s a sweet girl. I mean boy.
Vor MonatGéo Désie
I suppose these shows were recorded before covid? Also, I would really like it if James never parted with this wig or this persona. 😇👌
Vor MonatGéo Désie
@Ann Other You need to chill. Again, you are making my point exactly: you are presuming outrage where there was simply a question (and are being repeatedly rude about it). The answer to it is interesting and important if you want to understand where things stand. That is all I am going to say.
Vor MonatAnn Other
@Géo Désie Since Covid every dumbass seems to question whether something is done safely, with the appropriate distancing and fucking blah. Safety should be the presumption. You wont get any cool points by questioning. You'll only gain 'wank' points
Vor MonatGéo Désie
@Ann Other You're inferring what I've never implied - outrage. It is a good thing to know and understand what is going on around you, I recommend it.
Vor MonatAnn Other
^^^^ there's always one ^^^^ no, they're living life on the fucking edge!!
Vor MonatJoseph Barr
1:02 Nish just Pogged. I can die happy
Vor MonatSir Pinkly
Nish: "Him being on Bake Off!" Me: *_"What a crock of nonsense."_*
Vor MonatNish
Much like a cake
Vor MonatTrinity
A beanbag on a beanbag, my new tombstone engraving.
Vor MonatBrooke Hildebrant
"... so I'm gonna go full scuba" I CANT 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vor MonatJonathan Wright
Daddy David Acaster will be pleased
Vor MonatNii Amart
Hilarious 😂
Vor MonatNordinarensvenne
Everyone out here calling Nish "the discount Romesh" and I instead prefer to call Rom the "discount Nish".
Vor Monatpoin
I believe Nish has been called Romesh before because a lot of people only remember 'the brown comedian' as being Romesh but I don't remember where I heard that
Vor MonatBarbara Joseph-Adam
#TeamNish
Vor MonatKronk's Stronk Stonks
I personally prefer Romesh's style of comedy but Nish is a barrel of laughs. I'm not sure why there's comparisons between them because their personality and sense of humour is very very different. Both are great.
Vor MonatRookInCharge27
I def prefer Nish to Romesh, but I think it depends on the setting.
Vor MonatSophia Redwood
@Nordinarensvenne Oh wow! I never knew that :(( I love both of their styles of humor!!!
Vor MonatTrapidy Trap
Did I miss something? “David Acaster”
Vor MonatCody
@King Of Google you wish you were as funny as James Acaster.
Vor MonatKing Of Google
We're everywhere
Vor MonatKing Of Google
James is me but on the opposite side of the planet
Vor MonatGarrett
iirc earlier in this episode James mentioned that Nish is his father's favourite comedian.
Vor MonatHeuteNachtIstMeinTag
Polyamorous relationship is my answer to all dating shows. And life.
Vor MonatMorgan Kenning
@Juan Ferrer It depends on the person really. Some people like variety, which makes polyamoury best, some people like monogamy, so that's best for them. If I never had a polyamorous relationship, I wouldn't have a relationship ever again, I'm just not wired that way. But we can all agree, people telling others what kind of relationships they can or should have are dickheads.
Vor MonatJuan Ferrer
Unfortunately polyamory is not only something most people don’t swing to, but also extremely likely to fail
Vor MonatAudri Rianna
Clicking on a new James Acaster video is a reflex at this point
Vor MonatAudrey Tonash
A little treat aka James
Vor MonatNew Message
He can't just hide in a bush? Man.. take away his top move, why dontchya?
Vor MonatBarbara Joseph-Adam
Cabbages! ALL. THE. CABBAGES.
Vor MonatMorgan Kenning
@Jim There's an old saying: you're warmer in a bush than on a bench
Vor MonatJim
Surely the bush is warmer than the bench
Vor MonatNish
Wearing nothing but a dress
Vor MonatAudri Rianna
James is pretty familiar with nights in bushes too isn't he
Vor MonatWaleed Saleem Khan
“Skipped ahead a few chapters” Amazing
Vor MonatAsian Guru
The wink after that was it 😂🤠
Vor MonatAndy
Not sure if it’s just me, but Nish is not funny, at all....
Vor Monatjonnnnniej
Like we all know humour is objective. For me personally I feel like Nish does not necessarily has great push lines, but I could listen to him talk about random stuff for hours casue I find him really entertaining
Vor MonatAlphaDelt
@Angelica Licari yeah. Nish has something like a 10% laugh rate for me, but I like watching him with other comics because his laugh is infectious
Vor MonatThe Steve
It's you, must be racist.
Vor MonatAngelica Licari
I actually enjoy watching him *react* to his fellow comedians more, especially on Mock the Week.
Vor MonatFionn Hogan
he has his moments, very few of them but i can see how he might appeal to people who are deaf blind and mute
Vor MonatDerrick Lopez
Haha... That guy that picked up James haha
Vor MonatKing Of Google
Meh, you just like it cause you're racist and Spanish
Vor MonatMike Honcho
Refreshing leftist leanings politics? Hahaha gross.
Vor MonatBitchute is better than Youtube
@Action Jaxon Whats a breadtuber?
Vor MonatBitchute is better than Youtube
@Garrett Theres plenty of leftists who dont reject capitalism, left leaning just means you accept more leftist principles than you reject (or over right). To say it another way if you lean towards something that means youre more than 50% of the way there. To lean towards favouring one choice over another
Vor MonatGarrett
@Action Jaxon "left leaning" is a generic phrase with little clear meaning. Whereas "leftist" means something specific. It implies a rejection of capitalism.
Vor MonatAction Jaxon
@Bitchute is better than Youtube yeah tbf I'm on the left but I've noticed some 'breadtubers' making the distinction. I think it's stupid and reductive
Vor MonatBitchute is better than Youtube
@Tyrannosavage Rekt Ahh, so leftists who say leftists are closet racists. Good to know.
Vor MonatAriana AJ Beaverhausen
Is that Jen Brister I spy next to Nish? Regarding the hypothetical challenge: Nish and Acaster work well together. "You were saying you like books? Not that I want to cut you off about your big tit muscles but I feel we've skipped ahead a few chapters." 😂😂😂
Vor MonatMarc Davies
Yeah, looks like Jen Brister!
Vor MonatNick Geen
Oh christmas has come early
Vor MonatCaptainAMAZINGGG
Such a satisfying comment thread lolol
Vor MonatLurifax
and so have I
Vor MonatCody
So have I.
Vor MonatHnTr VDH
I don’t mean to hit you guys with a bit of a curve ball but... what if it came really, really early? (Christmas 2023)
Vor MonatAdmiral Riptide
@Yuya kyoto wait Christmas happened?
Vor MonatKelsey Wu
"You wanna have a kiss?" "Uhh.. I- umm... Now???"
Vor MonatJann Styche
Bj
Vor MonatJann Styche
I qaqqqqqq u hi i
Vor Monatloopstation
wewatchedthevideo
Vor MonatSome Geeza
Oi oi savoy
Vor MonatAryo Ceissapratama
@Jonartan wasnt it Sociopath not a madman? Anyway love a good chain pun.
Vor MonatBarbara Joseph-Adam
I carrot stop laughing, pun chains are the awesomest!
Vor MonatJonartan
@I-Am-Batman ITS A LETTUCE. I would have to say, that anyone that enjoyed that joke about a LETTUCE is a madman
Vor MonatI-Am-Batman
That’s just the tip of the iceberg
Vor MonatAriana AJ Beaverhausen
He's sure to have a lot of emotional cabbage with all these veggie puns! 🥬🤪😂
Vor Monat