MTV's Most Aggressive Dating Show (NEXT)

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WideRide83
WideRide83

If you've been personally victimized by Jarvis's milky goodness, you may be entitled to compensation.

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Pretzel_Sticks
Pretzel_Sticks

@That one guy I have, about 10 times.

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That one guy
That one guy

@Pretzel_Sticks watch his previous vids

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That one guy
That one guy

@klop422 Lmfao

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solitare weakblood
solitare weakblood

Today in the comments section we find...

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Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

🤣🤣🤣

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Wink
Wink

deciding whether or not to date someone purely based off of how well they can fall down stairs should be a show all on its own

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Jenna Hammer
Jenna Hammer

Justin Trudeau would win every time

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OmalleyDoc
OmalleyDoc

@Your Automaton Author Patent it now bro.

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The Destroya System
The Destroya System

@Your Automaton Author best comment, you win the internet

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Your Automaton Author
Your Automaton Author

It should be called “Falling for You”

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nursemelissajane
nursemelissajane

I'd absolutely watch that shit. Probably for a lot longer than I'd admit to anyone.

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NerdSync
NerdSync

So much of my high school years was watching these shows and I can’t defend myself.

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mx mars
mx mars

this and parental control

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Reiign
Reiign

I definitely thought these shows were real when I was younger, but there’s no way that every episode was THIS bad

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LucidBerryPro
LucidBerryPro

@Ravenclaw_Charm WOOOW 😱 Man, that's crazy.

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

Still think its better then the Kardashians, the Paul bros, The ace family, Most content creators. Cheezy acting over people that got famous for a sex tape, filming a dead body, scamming everyone (dink doink, and lootie from ace family), and they are kid friendly lol. At least ours was so cheezy and fake and every person was a stereotype. Not our era didn't have its awful parts though but i think our content is a bit safer

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

Fun fact: the major reason VH1 (and probably MTV) suddenly stopped producing those dating shows is because a contestant from "I love money" killed his girlfriend. They halted all productions due to this and by the time that blew over the world was already changing to the next big thing. I didnt know this at the time when i was in High School and found out about this like 2 years ago.

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Raven Loucks
Raven Loucks

It's honestly wild that people were acting like this *before* it could get you to go viral on social media

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AzureAnie
AzureAnie

Before social media, people were doing WILD things

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TehMomo
TehMomo

also myspace fame was a thing....

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glass ghost
glass ghost

@M A C yeah, so basically nothing has changed lol

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M A C
M A C

To be fair, reality shows were the closet thing to going viral on social media back then

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Molly TheCoolest
Molly TheCoolest

crazy how SA and harassment was so common and accepted back then. we've come a long way already, still a lot to go but we're on the right path

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Joomz
Joomz

Damn. I read this as “crazy how South Australia and harassment was so common and accepted back then.”

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River Snow
River Snow

@Lynn JustLynn and why none of the men respect them either =\

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𝑀𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎
𝑀𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎

@Master Markus it's still not exactly _un_ common either

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

I remember there was an episode of next where the man shoved an egg right up between the womens legs then nexted her when the eggs broke for women being shocked. I remember that scene so vividly because it felt so wrong to watch.

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

@chimppower everybody was playing stereotypes of their race. Didnt matter where they were from.

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nei vilde.
nei vilde.

someone should start a podcast where they contact the people that were on this show and see where they are. actually, they should do that for all the unhinged 2000s dating shows

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Elizabeth Holden
Elizabeth Holden

Laci from Rock of Love has a podcast where she talks to all these people

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Lewis Formel
Lewis Formel

possibly failed actors?

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RenaDeles
RenaDeles

There actually is Reality Talk Podcast, where yeah they interview various reality show people.

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JustTheTruth
JustTheTruth

That would be such a good idea, just imagine all the crazy stories that could come out of this wild shows

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Dalaila Rose
Dalaila Rose

The gay & lesbian versions were even better. Especially when they just hooked up on the bus because they decided the main "dater" was an asshole.

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melvin storbes
melvin storbes

i need links to the gay and lesbian versions for research purposes

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cows on a picnic
cows on a picnic

@Elizabeth Holden *thats* were that comes from??? Holy shit

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Elizabeth Holden
Elizabeth Holden

There was one dater who said “god might forgive you for being gay, but he will never forgive you for that haircut” 💀

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

That was so funny lol. i also loved whenever they took the money and went back in the bus they would ask them "so what did you do?"

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Remus Teahan
Remus Teahan

Honestly,,,, kinda fits a hilarious amount of gay people I know

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Arran G
Arran G

Dating shows frequently lie about people's ages, especially women, to make them younger - so I hope that makes you feel better Jarvis haha

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

@S M I vividly remember that episode, he was into like a burlesque kind of girl who was poised and gave them a tray of drinks and without much warning he would put an egg between their thighs and if they broke the egg or dropped the tray they were nexted. idk why they aired it. so creepy

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S M
S M

@Ravenclaw_Charm wh-what?? Why would he do that? What was he testing?? Why does a cracked egg = a failure? There’s so much going on wtf

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

I remember there was an episode of next where the man shoved an egg right up between the womens legs then nexted her when the eggs broke for women being shocked. I remember that scene so vividly because it felt so wrong to watch.

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professor weedington
professor weedington

In no way is this better

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Momoko M.
Momoko M.

Only thing I appreciate about this show; everyone is an average person. Not all the same, or "conventionally attractive" people like most dating shows. I give them some respect there lol

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Liam Jay Cloos
Liam Jay Cloos

Yeah, they’re also presented in a really wacky way. It’s not like they’re picking up big businessmen and models and treating them like they’re a huge deal. Although racist and sexist, it’s somewhat nice to see no one person being the focus for too long or some people being presented in a worse way than others in this kind of TV show. Everyone’s kind of a douche and imperfect in these shows, and everyone’s also a douche to each other. Which is probably a more accurate representation of humanity.

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dayeandknight
dayeandknight

i struggle to come to terms with the fact that these people are just out there somewhere. living life. i wonder how they’re doing.

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Pie is better than cake Fight me
Pie is better than cake Fight me

I think Dicky, one of the nutter butters from another episode, works for Google now.

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The Destroya System
The Destroya System

@PitaFlores good good. That must be a fun story to tell at parties

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PitaFlores
PitaFlores

@The Destroya System before they even met

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Sonja Persch
Sonja Persch

@PitaFlores I forgot what I had said and read "chill" and wondered why I would have been mad lol

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Antonella C
Antonella C

@PitaFlores bro you just opened a repressed memory i think there was also one in Argentina lmao

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Little Beat
Little Beat

Imagine being Jarvis’s neighbor and hearing, “MY NAME’S JARVIS AND I’M HERE TO GIVE SOME OF MY MILKY GOODNESS!” but very muffled.

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melvin storbes
melvin storbes

im just assuming its a kink and moving on with my day lol

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orange🍊
orange🍊

someone should make one of those 'you're in the bathroom at a party and bad guy is playing' type 3d sound videos but it's 'pov: you're jarvis johnson's neighbour' and the video is a still image of an apartment while you hear the milky goodness line muffled on your right as though he's on the other side of the wall

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nursemelissajane
nursemelissajane

I would 100% wrestle with calling the cops vs. pressing my ear to the wall to try & figure out where shit went from there...

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gh0stgirl
gh0stgirl

Fun fact, the writers strike was around 2008, and so trash reality became HUGE. Then they realised how cheap it was to made. I reckon they gave some actors from the local improv show some lunch and $20 and then made this show..

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

@Moni B Yeah I had a moment where I mixed up the shows since they sound similar and this was over a decade ago lol. but i remember that i heard that is what also changed things. thanks for the correction.

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Moni B
Moni B

@Ravenclaw_Charm Actually, that contestant was on both Meghan Wants A Millionaire and I Love Money. That contestant went on to win Season 3 of I Love Money and because of the investigation of the murder, both shows were cancelled.

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

@Andrew Ollmann thank you for correcting me I know it was something about money. Must have mixed them up but yeah that changed everything

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Andrew Ollmann
Andrew Ollmann

@Ravenclaw_Charm It wasn’t “I Love Money,” it was “Meghan Wants A Millionaire.” Meghan Hauserman was on “I Love Money,” though.

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TheSongwritingCat
TheSongwritingCat

Eh... The Swan was 2004. The Pickup Artist was 2007. It was just a terrible time for the culture.

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erika
erika

Did anyone else catch onto the fact that the guy who only earned a dollar last time got nexted for calling his date juggs.... which means he called a girl juggs within a minute of meeting her ???

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A Carlo
A Carlo

Holy sh*t, you're right. Oh my god

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Eva
Eva

@Brook Oh of course! Thanks

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Brook
Brook

@Eva it's referring to big boobs. Calling a person jugs means reducing them to their beats :

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Eva
Eva

What does juggs mean? Not an English speaker

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AuDHD_Incarnate
AuDHD_Incarnate

I'm starting to feel like this channel is just Jarvis being that friend that shares disturbing stuff with you so they aren't alone in their misery

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Stardust
Stardust

Thats how its always been lol. And thats exactly why I love him

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Talking Ed*
Talking Ed*

That's Jarvis since his inception, making us miserable but not alone.✌😔

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Madenique van Wyk
Madenique van Wyk

Starting to feel? You're new here? 😂😂😭

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eastercat
eastercat

I know someone who participated back in 2005. He was approached randomly by a recruiter. He only did it cause his friends persuaded him. He said that the producers kept forcing him to say things he would never say and failed to try to make his job (data analyst) sound "sexy" haha

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Lame Gale
Lame Gale

Omg, you have a job and making above a livable wage for two. SOO HOT!

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sofastuffing
sofastuffing

@Captain of the Loser Cruiser trying to come up with related pickup lines and all I can come up with are: "ooh baby let me analyse _your_ data" "you may be an outlier, but you sure count to me" "Call me N/R/Q+, because I'm all natural/i keep it real/i'm _positive_ that we're a match for each other" "based on previous (dat)as(e)t(s), the probability of us falling in love is 100%" idk a lot about data analysis these are kinda just maths puns

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Captain of the Loser Cruiser
Captain of the Loser Cruiser

@sofastuffing i would be down for that…

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sofastuffing
sofastuffing

sexy data analyst...

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Nicole Jaworski
Nicole Jaworski

after years of jarvis enjoying his mother’s milky goodness, he’s finally passing it onto us. thank you mother jarvis

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Vary
Vary

This made me so uncomfortable, but have a like anyway.

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saranlinx
saranlinx

i knew someone would reference the breast milk video

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Lucy Miles
Lucy Miles

Cursed comment

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a name
a name

how do I delete someone else’s comment but also pin it on someone else’s video so other people have to suffer through it at the same time

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Nicole Jaworski
Nicole Jaworski

@Dali-Dog i hated typing it

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drunkthestral
drunkthestral

I'm pretty sure Next was the literal first time I saw gay people on TV. It was incredible to me that being not straight was 'normal' enough to be a dating show, felt like a personal win.

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drunkthestral
drunkthestral

@copiedcells lol exactly! All the lesbians were super sexualized too, that was a bummer

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copiedcells
copiedcells

I thought I was the only one with this experience 😭 looking back now, I get why representation is important but good representation would be nicer 🤣

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Ezra
Ezra

How do people say don't shows sexual content to kids, and having any non-straight aspect to a show is super sexual, while also allowing this show to air TO KIDS?

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Dustin Malpass
Dustin Malpass

@Ravenclaw_Charm that makes sense

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

@Dustin Malpass unless you were a parent that wasn’t paying attention kids would watch anything. But back then social media really wasn’t like it was today making it hard for teens to see content like this. Mostly people over 12 watched that channel

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Dustin Malpass
Dustin Malpass

Was this showed to kids???

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Kitty Wenham
Kitty Wenham

I love Jarvis saying “who is this show for?” after admitting he watched it as a kid. It was for you, Jarvis! The call is coming from inside the house!

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AzureAnie
AzureAnie

Bullying Wilkens 😭☠️

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Trial&ErrorSharer
Trial&ErrorSharer

@Kristopher Gould Bullying Jarvis or bullying Nelson Wilkins?

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Kristopher Gould
Kristopher Gould

Love me another jarvis bully comment section

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47 til infinity
47 til infinity

@mams if you listen closely periodically someone whispers "jarvis" further proving your point

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47 til infinity
47 til infinity

@Nelson Wilkins bro you need help lol

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TheDream
TheDream

Even the whole making Anirudha propose on what is meant to be his "first date" was a racist scripting choice. Yikes

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TheDream
TheDream

@skegbird it's a common stereotype (especially back then) that south asian men are quick to propose and rope women into marriage. It's built off the back of the stigma behind arranged marriages.

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skegbird
skegbird

wait how is it racist

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michelle Roberts
michelle Roberts

Can we all just take a minute to appreciate all the Jarvis does for us. We can trust him to always give us the thuth.

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Rikki Love
Rikki Love

Your actions spoke the thuth~

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Eternal Lust For Medusa
Eternal Lust For Medusa

glad other people got it too

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Vesna
Vesna

Nothing but the thuth

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Mianuova Van Doome
Mianuova Van Doome

His actions show the thuth.

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Thylacine Plays Games
Thylacine Plays Games

I find myself singing "I trusted you, and now your words mean NOTHING to me because your actions spoke the THUTH" far, FAR TOO OFTEN. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head again, Jarvis! 🤣

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xander
xander

A BOP!

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Granite Dreamer
Granite Dreamer

These are my people here

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Vivian Tompkins
Vivian Tompkins

@nic p “Bad Relationship Memes for Heartbroken Teens”

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nic p
nic p

what video is it from!!!!

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Zammoh
Zammoh

honestly same

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Dustin Malpass
Dustin Malpass

She probably lost all her energy once she literally got flashed with that guy's junk. I pray that was staged.

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Kedo
Kedo

It's honestly wild that people were acting like this before it could get you to go viral on social media

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Iggy Booty
Iggy Booty

Chris and Charity meeting each other feels like something straight out of The Sims.

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Motunui Woods
Motunui Woods

"I feel like 17 is too young to be exposed to this show in any capacity" Me, 17, being exposed to this show in some capacity:

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IRanOutOfPhrases
IRanOutOfPhrases

A thing to remember about the 'Keannu' remark is that there was quite a period of time where he was seen as a total joke of an actor/person. None of it was ever justified, but when this show was out, his reputation was nowhere near what it is today. While people loved the Matrix (first one anyway), that still wasn't enough to undo that stigma.

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Rachael Lyle
Rachael Lyle

"Being one ethnicity is so last century" Picks the first blonde girl 😂

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plushdragonteddy
plushdragonteddy

you can't tell me adam wasn't making an acting choice with the way he hesitated before he said "i'd like to at least match that" - the script gave him a joke and he delivered

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Noodnood966
Noodnood966

The best part about being aroace is that I will never make the mistake of participating in one of these shows

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Evelyn Jenkins
Evelyn Jenkins

@トマシュー Wait ok, this dating show has only walking red flags as participants, so the aroace version has to be the same but friendship version. They're all like "I borrow 600 dollars from you and don't pay it back" or "I'll cancel plans last minute to hang out with my SO instead" and you have to pick one to be friends with and then fight the rest as a team. It's called Frenemies

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トマシュー
トマシュー

@Evelyn Jenkins or trying to make the most amount of enemies in like. a day

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thisuserhaspassedaway
thisuserhaspassedaway

but money

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Evelyn Jenkins
Evelyn Jenkins

They should make an over-the-top show like this but with finding friends

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Thylacine Plays Games
Thylacine Plays Games

I dunno, I think the best part is the garlic bread.

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Chinnchilli
Chinnchilli

Those men getting nexted was a blessing in disguise, imaging dating someone with their lack of patience and failure to handle rejection in a healthy way 😭😭

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riverpinecone
riverpinecone

"I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me because your actions spoke the thuth" lives in my head rent free til this day

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Zammoh
Zammoh

i think of it all day every day, or at least once a week lol

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Scarlett Bow
Scarlett Bow

@holly my brain is saying it’s the one where he went over the teen relationship angst accounts on instagram and he made some into little songs

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Holly
Holly

What's the video? I remember it vaguely but I can't put my finger on it!

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Jasmine London
Jasmine London

Same

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liz
liz

NEXT: Another demonstration of misogyny and sexual harassment 🤦🏼‍♀️ “Nice Guys” are the bane of my existence

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V Lo
V Lo

I believe every episode had 1 male and 1 female with "Next" power, and the girls took shots at the guys, too. Also, I really don't think the "Next" guys were supposed to be "Nice guys". The show was over-the-top back then, too.

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H p
H p

for some reason, after Jarvis said "this video is over now" my brain was fully primed for Danny's song to start playing 🤔🤷 Anyway, great video Jarvis!

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Frosty Teacup
Frosty Teacup

This video is over now (over now), you'll find something else to watch (or just watch this video again) I know we had a lot of fun (a lot of fun), but you can't stay on this end screen forever (no) 🎶

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Ali Faith
Ali Faith

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jarvis and his milky goodness.

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Witchy Poo
Witchy Poo

Low rise jeans were the pain of my existence as a child. My mother & grandmother only bought me low rise jeans & constantly told me to pull up my pants 🤦‍♀️

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Witchy Poo
Witchy Poo

@halcyon ! ♡ ° omg yes!😂 I completely agree.

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halcyon ! ♡ °
halcyon ! ♡ °

like mine would get upset my stomach was showing after buying me a crop top

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halcyon ! ♡ °
halcyon ! ♡ °

i feel like none of our parents understood what exactly “low rise” meant considering mine did the same

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Mitzzy OwO
Mitzzy OwO

can we all appreciate how much effort Jarvis puts into his videos, this made me laugh a lot, and has been grate for my mental health. I am going through a depressive episode, so even the smallest amount of happiness is a gift. I am so glad that Jarvis uploaded today :)

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Illogic_ally
Illogic_ally

I can’t believe this show actually existed and wasn’t just a collective fever dream

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Megan Holloran
Megan Holloran

Your honest reactions to 2008 media is so relatable! Just every single thing that happens is awful by 2022 standards.

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Amberly the HarpyQueen
Amberly the HarpyQueen

Imagine being an innocent teenager and then you find this video and one of those people in this show is your parent. First question I would ask was "so you were definitely paid in drugs and alcohol right?"

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Lauren
Lauren

"So this time... I'd like to at least match that" had me in TEARS 😭😂 believe in yourself Adam, come on

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Joshua
Joshua

Dude, that Lightning McQueen honk was so funny. You're always so enjoyable to watch Jarvis. Thank you for being you.

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Ava RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21
Ava RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21

crazy how SA and harassment was so common and accepted back then. we've come a long way already, still a lot to go but we're on the right path

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Spero
Spero

I thank the heavens that most common folk have moved on from the tactics of 2000s dating shows. Dating people is scary enough without the absolutely unhinged energy these people have. They give off "all my exes say im crazy lmao" vibes and I'm terrified.

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liesel16
liesel16

LUL The all my exs say I'm crazy made me laugh.

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glass ghost
glass ghost

@T i miss that element. we need to bring that back, but with the non-crackhead energy of the 2000s

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a̶n̶d̶y̶h̶i̶g̶h̶r̶o̶l̶l̶e̶r̶

@illessi facts

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Blazon Paradox
Blazon Paradox

You and your videos are such a gift. Thank you for putting your time and effort into improving the lives of countless others.

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Megharoni
Megharoni

I've been wondering why people glamorize the 2000's. It was a terrible time full of terrible people. Finally, others are starting to see it.

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Kizzabell
Kizzabell

There are terrible things in every era. There are great things too.

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Evelyn Davies
Evelyn Davies

I think thats most eras are tho. Loads of people glamourise the 50 60s when that era was full of segregation and misogyny. But we all filter the bits we dont like and embrace the things we do. I dont think its a crime to want to revel in the aesthetics and or nostalgia. We should just apply the things we have learnt as a society and enjoy these things with a new perspective

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S N
S N

You keep saying it's free Jarvis, but now I'm scared. what am I paying Johnson? _what am I exchanging for this quality content?!?_

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Rae Prite
Rae Prite

If Jarvis ever watched "Room Raiders" I would love to see him review that, because the entire premise of that show was MTV took four single people, stuck three of them on a bus, then told the fourth person to literally rifle through the three others personal items and judge them based on what they found in their rooms. Like, they gave the raider a briefcase with gloves, tweezers, a blacklight and other "spy" items 👀

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Charis Crozier
Charis Crozier

I feel like he did watch that?

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Ava RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21
Ava RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21

NEXT was absolutely insane, I remember they had a gay season of the show, and it was wild. Edit: I also remember a show that was called “Gay, straight or taken.” honesty, MTV comes up with the most absurd premises and makes them into dating shows

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Andi Chandler
Andi Chandler

I think my brain blocked out how crazy this show was 😂😂 and it was definitely intended for teens/kids to watch after school 🙈

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RaeLogix
RaeLogix

I remember watching this and at 14 being way too invested, and having my feelings hurt when a normal person didn’t make it. I’m so glad I got older and understand how unrealistic it is.

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heather j
heather j

I CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS SHOW. An embarrassing amount, really. So happy to see you covering this lolol

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Peter Hoppenrath
Peter Hoppenrath

charity is def a wine aunt, like “my three best friends are wine, glass, and downtown abbey!”

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Lucy Miles
Lucy Miles

Said "daahntan"

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michelle Roberts
michelle Roberts

@AstroBlast I would 100% watch that.

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AstroBlast
AstroBlast

Its ok it took me a while to realize it was "downton". Downtown Alley is the American version and is solely abt line cooks and the goings-on during smoke breaks.

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Yami Yugi
Yami Yugi

@Peter Hoppenrath omfg

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Peter Hoppenrath
Peter Hoppenrath

@Yami Yugi the sequels called “downtown alley”

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saint sea-hat
saint sea-hat

“I’m Anirudha, I’m 23, and I’m bringing sexy back.” (Turns away from the camera like the Blair witch)

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C M
C M

I watched way more hours of MTV dating shows in the early 2000s than I'm ever ready to admit.

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Barbara Heisler
Barbara Heisler

Jarvis, "This video is over now." Me with my semi-permanent cringe/disbelief face: "Oh thank god!" That show as a train wreck.

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Captain of the Loser Cruiser
Captain of the Loser Cruiser

THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW (over now) GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WATCH (or just watch this video again

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Amy G
Amy G

“Her perfectly geometrically round face sucks”

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Lps Questie
Lps Questie

NEXT was absolutely insane, I remember they had a gay season of the show, and it was wild. Edit: I also remember a show that was called “Gay, straight or taken.” honesty, MTV comes up with the most absurd premises and makes them into dating shows

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Julie Ann Anderson
Julie Ann Anderson

@J J I watched so much Room Raider in middle school

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Heather Duke
Heather Duke

@Pop Circus God, some moments from that that stick out in my mind are some of the moms sort of thirsting over the dudes that they set their daughter up with.

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deactivated bc some comments i left r dogshit
deactivated bc some comments i left r dogshit

the guy that got rejected bc of his handshake in the gay ep. i wonder how he;s doing now

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Julia Weirich
Julia Weirich

Wait, the „Gay, Straight or taken“-idea came from MTV? A German channel aires a show with the same… „concept“ like… right now. It’s still a thing here…

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Yami Yugi
Yami Yugi

@J J the Kurtis Connor vid proved that The group of dudes they’d have almost always went right for the girls bras

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Janetandamocha
Janetandamocha

Shout out to Tremaine who looked unbelievably uncomfortable saying, "Tiki her masala!"

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Lucinda Null
Lucinda Null

I’m so used to seeing Jarvis calm that seeing him yell is kinda scary

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Ren
Ren

This show and Date My Mom were shows I watched it too young and really gave me solid and realistic idea of the adult dating scene

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lex noens
lex noens

I'm having a terrible day and the sudden flash of lightning McQueen as a horn goes off outside jarvis's home restored my will to live

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IG-100 MagnaGuard
IG-100 MagnaGuard

thanks for cutting the "hell" out of the "hello" in your intro. really appreciate you keeping youtube child friendly

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Joshua Salisbury
Joshua Salisbury

I defiantly hope we see more of this,especially if you drag Jarvis into this,this shit sounds like pure chaos 🤣🤣🤣

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Northern green eyes
Northern green eyes

My face hurts from laughing so much!! God bless you, Jarvis and your milky goodness

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Shelby
Shelby

I watched this as a child and while I don’t remember this episode or these people, I do remember thinking the people in this show were always so cool! Also, what in the world does seeing how someone pretend falls have to do with dating them?

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Noitibmar
Noitibmar

Can we take a moment to really appreciate this GOLD content from Jarvis? I for one can't wait until his NEXT upload

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No smart username found
No smart username found

your videos always make me so happy, i’m sitting here grinning like an idiot and it’s amazing

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Miss Diction
Miss Diction

I cannot stop laughing at “and I’d at least like to match that” omg 😂😭

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Heather Angel
Heather Angel

What would prevent you from taking the money and then just dating anyway? Honestly, saying no to the money just doesn't make any sense.

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Tea
Tea

I always feel so special in the Gold videos intro, thanks Jarvis. You’re premium too.

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Benjamin Rome Clarke
Benjamin Rome Clarke

Riiight? It makes me forget I am not supporting Jarvis monetarily at all. 🤣

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Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

Bling

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thomas clitbang
thomas clitbang

makes me feel so premium

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Xerathia
Xerathia

Honestly the way he does the intro makes me smile every time and I hope it will be that way forever. And ever... and ever... and. ever. :)

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Jess *
Jess *

me too :)

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Casey
Casey

Hope's face at 11:01 genuinely breaks my heart. She looks so uncomfortable.

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Pam Pam
Pam Pam

Ah yes, the early 2000's MTV shows. This show, Parental Control, Room Raiders, and others like them lived in my head rent-free back when I was in high school. Now I will ask you about your thoughts on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. That show was messy as fuck.

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dinoalien
dinoalien

omg king - this was HYSTERICAL. your commentary had me in tears, especially the rap tap routine. i used to watch this show growing up and is absolutely wild that THIS show was “normal”

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sarah gouasmi
sarah gouasmi

watching 2000s, early 2010s' reality tv while growing up surely hasn't impacted me mentally

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Jennifer King
Jennifer King

Crazy to think all these people are probably parents now 😳

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Em S
Em S

3 minutes in and I'm already crying, thank you Jarvis for the gold ⭐🏅

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Rampala
Rampala

I guess this isn't the first time MTV fetishized their contestants... Or the last. 😅

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propane nightmares go grandpa go
propane nightmares go grandpa go

Can we all just appreciate how much effort Jarvis puts into his videos?

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Maggie's Makeup Medley
Maggie's Makeup Medley

Okay reboot this but instead of potential dates it’s employers and they have to prove that they’re worth working for

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A V
A V

You could watch 'The Apprentice'. It was a show with someone called Donald Trump.

Vor 15 Tage
Liam Jay Cloos
Liam Jay Cloos

Taking back power, all for it

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Talking Ed*
Talking Ed*

That sounds so fucking depressing, make them fight for health insurance too

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47 til infinity
47 til infinity

Somebody greenlight this

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Miraclelittlepie
Miraclelittlepie

That sounds terrible i would watch it

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It's Itzel
It's Itzel

I have so many vivid memories of watching NEXT with my sister when I was like 8-12 lmao this show was so insane

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candlemuncher
candlemuncher

I don’t understand the point of this show like WHY would you have a dating show where you might not even get to meet all of the contestants?? like isn’t the point of these things to see all your choices *then* pick?? I’d be so pissed if I didn’t even get to get off the bus lmao

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moist toast
moist toast

"I trusted you. And now your words mean nothing. To me, because your actions spoke the thuth" I can hear it in Jarviss amazing singing voice

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GG
GG

Omg I do not remember that much constant yelling either. This show was ONLY for hopped up teenagers

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Just Arkon
Just Arkon

deciding whether or not to date someone purely based off of how well they can fall down stairs should be a show all on its own

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Read 譯Jordan 文達
Read 譯Jordan 文達

0:12 i hope Jarvis never stops this intro, like he literally does it again every time. Its pretty cool.

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sokin jon
sokin jon

I really liked the one where they dated the parents. Very cringe in a fabulous way

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Captain Spooptastic
Captain Spooptastic

i was honestly rooting for adam because he just seemed like he was happy to be there, but wow. this show is a trip.

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Pandastic
Pandastic

"Don't make him say that!" Good gawd did that reaction kill me.

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Tom's Audio Show
Tom's Audio Show

Thanks for the great video this really inspired me to keep working hard and believe in what I create. Whoever's reading this I hope your goals also work out. - Tom's Audio Show

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Whitney Elizabeth
Whitney Elizabeth

Clearly it’s not as good as we remember, but as for who these shows are for: Middle school kids who have no idea what dating looks like 😂 I used to spend summers watching Next, Parental Control, Date My Mom, and Room Raiders and NONE of it was anywhere close to reality 💀

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Christina Ayoub
Christina Ayoub

I don’t think you understand how amazing it is that you put this out today because I actually did happen to fall down my sister’s stairs a couple of hours after you posted, coincident? P.S. i actually did fall down the stairs and I am fine I just bruised my hip bone and my elbow but otherwise I’m fine hahahaha

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Corey DeLaney
Corey DeLaney

Imagining Chris as Arin from Game Grumps makes this 1000x funnier

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severelyworriedmia
severelyworriedmia

I have absolutely zero words for this show. I was laughing so hard but I was also horrified

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Ava RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21
Ava RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21

I thank the heavens that most common folk have moved on from the tactics of 2000s dating shows. Dating people is scary enough without the absolutely unhinged energy these people have. They give off "all my exes say im crazy lmao" vibes and I'm terrified.

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James Bogursky
James Bogursky

I've had that "I've trusted you" line stuck in my head since I first watched that video.

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Ravenclaw_Charm
Ravenclaw_Charm

Fun fact: the major reason VH1 (and probably MTV) suddenly stopped producing those dating shows is because a contestant from "I love money" killed his girlfriend. They halted all productions due to this and by the time that blew over the world was already changing to the next big thing. I didnt know this at the time when i was in High School and found out about this like 2 years ago.

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Tottosmile
Tottosmile

how dare they say acting like you have adhd for clout is a new gen Z thing when this show exists

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Napaartoq Ostermann-Hansen
Napaartoq Ostermann-Hansen

@melvin storbes omg yes, I struggle with that so mich these days, it's like it comes in periods/waves

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melvin storbes
melvin storbes

@Napaartoq Ostermann-Hansen same and the inability to not talk over someone 80 times

Vor 5 Tage
illessi
illessi

@Pegs I've never seen that comparison but it absolutely is

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Pegs
Pegs

@illessi I genuinely can't believe I was a rawr xd, llamas, and other bs kid. It's horrifying, I feel like I'm living someone else's memories. Truly bonkers. But also I was 5 in 2007 so it's crazy that rawr xd lasted until at least 2015 holy hell. Is rawr xd the same as unironic uwu for gen alpha?

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Pegs
Pegs

Yeah... I thought I used to pretend to have ocd and adhd but turns out I hid all my real symptoms, pretended to have mainstream ones and guilted myself into thinking i didn't have a problem lol, but tbh the most amazing feeling for me is getting a diagnosis, and hearing the behavior, and immediately relating. It feels like being the only fan of a band and then finally meeting someone who's also heard of them

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Blaire Shoe
Blaire Shoe

11/10 Jarvis out here covering the important topics and also calling us premium, not even fully realizing that gold doesn't only describe his channel name... it's you, Jarvis, you are the other thing that gold describes.

Vor 3 Tage
MysticDigital
MysticDigital

Oddly enough I learned about this show not too long ago when I was looking up if there were any gay dating shows. Apparently they did a few episodes and I can confirm the one episode I saw was just as painful but awkwardly funny as this one.

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Heather Pony
Heather Pony

Girl says she's not interested. Guy exposes himself, screams and hits on the closest girl he can find. 😬

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