Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast

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    CAST
    Raphael Chestang
    Anna Rajo
    TaLiyah Atkins
    CREW
    Director - Jessie Hixenbaugh
    Writer - Raphael Chestang
    Producer - Devi Rawal
    Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
    Director of Photography - Carter Ross
    Production Designer - Rick Mader
    HMU - Leigh Schwartz
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    Editor - Nick Rood

Ron
Ron

I think this sketch teaches us a lesson: how much are we missing in life by not slowing down. Like knowing they’re onions in the eggs—which we like!

Vor Monat
Mitch Sorenstein
Mitch Sorenstein

HOLY COW I've noticed this in too many films and it drives me crazy. Always sip one sip and bite a single piece of toast. Same for lunch too, they show up and pick at their salad and they then have to run or are not really hungry. Dinner is old reliable because they for the most part actually eat the damn food.

Vor 3 Monate
Allen Young
Allen Young

that was awesome!

Vor 4 Monate
joel orosario
joel orosario

It killed me everytime I saw this scene in movies where the person just grabs an apple or toast and walks out ignoring this full feast right before their eyes

Vor 5 Monate
Emily Noel
Emily Noel

What are some movies where this happens?

Vor 8 Monate
dude what the hell
dude what the hell

omg, 333.333 views

Vor year
Bright Melanin
Bright Melanin

So weird, i never ate breakfast all through school. My kids wake up hungry every....single....day

Vor year
Arthur Marcuss
Arthur Marcuss

I expected it to evolve to absurdity (husband remembers he has this thing before work; then wife says that she has asked a friend to do it; husband says that he needs to top up the car and the wife says that she called an uber,.. Etc.. Until there are insane complications like the husband suddenly stabbing himself in the leg with a fork and saying he has to rush to the hospital, to which the wife responds that she has hypnotised him for a week to recognize a stunt leg as his own and his actual leg is tucked under his ass etc etc)

Vor year
lucky .01
lucky .01

not ony in movies. real life too.

Vor year
Emilia Palma
Emilia Palma

Ralph sketches are underappreciated

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WooIn Louie YANG
WooIn Louie YANG

I love how the tone changes when things got less serious.

Vor year
Greetings Fellow Beings
Greetings Fellow Beings

Did anyone say skip?! It mut be the work of an enemy stand.

Vor year
Niko S
Niko S

Rafael: you made breakfast? Wow, that's incredible.....if you had told me! YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING!!

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slothomatic
slothomatic

That is a trope I never noticed. Nicely done. SNL would have spent another 7 minutes repeating the joke.

Vor year
Tsuki no Otaku
Tsuki no Otaku

Whys is she making so many food each morning. Nobody eat that much!

Vor year
soundsliketara
soundsliketara

That’s why we have mice 🤣

Vor year
Westley Packwood
Westley Packwood

I just like to point out that they still didn't eat the breakfast...

Vor year
BoggyBolt
BoggyBolt

Seriously do these families just have thousands of liters of orange juice somewhere in storage? Can I have some of it?

Vor year
MobiusCoin
MobiusCoin

Orange juice and coffee? 😂😂😂

Vor year
exes1010
exes1010

Raph always writes the funny and wholesome sketches.

Vor year
Tinkles the destroyer
Tinkles the destroyer

"bish" Dogs are allowed to say bitch. It's their word

Vor year
Ahh yes Stoinks
Ahh yes Stoinks

Cute dog

Vor year
Andrew Yorke
Andrew Yorke

Damn I always thought Americans didn't eat breakfast. The movies have misled me again :(

Vor year
Edwin Frerichs
Edwin Frerichs

I gotta get going, my breakfast is getting cold.

Vor year
idontloveuihateu
idontloveuihateu

I swear raph is the only one worth watching on here anymore

Vor year
Matthew Pinon
Matthew Pinon

Ah, observational humor. It never gets old.

Vor year
Ngoc Lam
Ngoc Lam

Took her 11 years to figure out to change their clocks

Vor year
Ninjagoat
Ninjagoat

It's funny, because it's a dog.

Vor year
Miles Grande
Miles Grande

Okay but that subtle warming of the colors when he says he can stay and eat is such a nice touch!

Vor year
Courtney
Courtney

This is brought to you in part by a perfectly balanced, gourmet sketch. Please take the time to enjoy, but first *wash your hands.*

Vor year
SALVATl0N
SALVATl0N

Bill?

Vor year
Mackenzie Fleming
Mackenzie Fleming

I was waiting for them to actually eat some of the food, but they just looked at it and talked....😔

Vor year
Kinomi
Kinomi

But intermittent fasting is good for you Skip breakfast and wait until lunch to eat.

Vor year
dedi2s4vidz
dedi2s4vidz

Considering they use motor oil for honey on pancakes, yeah, I'd skip that too

Vor year
Finn Cryptid
Finn Cryptid

uh

Vor year
coolerintext
coolerintext

No I have never understood how and why there's so much food in movies breakfast is. Like the wife is a full-time lawyer and has time everyday to make a continental breakfast for her and her two kids and her husband who works like at the zoo

Vor year
Arianna Reyes
Arianna Reyes

Honestly it’s a really good sketch it’s funny relatable. I don’t really like to watch college humor anymore cuz the sketch arnt really that good lately, kinda dumb. But this one is pretty smart.

Vor year
Cameron Wilmers
Cameron Wilmers

They still never ate any of it

Vor year
whitesketchbook
whitesketchbook

Lol this is so true. Every time one of these scenes come up in moves or TV , I’m like, it’s okay to skip breakfast, but it’s not okay that you have someone wake up early to cook all this full meal for you and you don’t even eat more than one bite of it. Wake up an hour earlier! Respect your mom. (Or whoever cooked the food but it’s usually the mom in those scenes)

Vor year
Kadar Dew
Kadar Dew

Is that Ralph’s daughter? 🤔

Vor year
Kadar Dew
Kadar Dew

But fr tho...

Vor year
Femi Shonuga-Fleming
Femi Shonuga-Fleming

I wanted this to be way longer then it was

Vor year
FerocityFilms
FerocityFilms

This needed to be made.

Vor year
G.I. Geno
G.I. Geno

Wow CH, u guys r being pretty lazy these days with the videos

Vor year
Nur-A Ruhani
Nur-A Ruhani

I was gonna watch more but I gotta go

Vor year
Jay Obrien
Jay Obrien

Really good. Still like old trooper's over new version

Vor year
Raul atacante 9
Raul atacante 9

1:04

Vor year
Raul atacante 9
Raul atacante 9

1:05

Vor year
AshChooses Pikachu
AshChooses Pikachu

The doggo was the best part *_*

Vor year
mcjouble
mcjouble

Finally somebody made this video

Vor year
Karl Hurtig
Karl Hurtig

Didn't eat breakfast today either((( Skit too short😁😁

Vor year
blane1257
blane1257

0:38 the subtle lighting change just then

Vor year
Leonid Saykin
Leonid Saykin

Why do you make so much food woman

Vor year
M Rana
M Rana

Actually put effort into it instead of makin some cuss words the punch line

Vor year
Topcats Lair
Topcats Lair

Cuuuuute

Vor year
Joshey Dubs
Joshey Dubs

Damn. She definitely deserves to be appreciated more.

Vor year
Aiden Ho
Aiden Ho

“It’s just this case... It’s killing me.” Are you referring to the heavy briefcase in your hands? More importantly, why are you sleeping with it?

Vor year
Angela M
Angela M

The ending was the best part

Vor year
Luis Carlos Gonzalez Gutierrez
Luis Carlos Gonzalez Gutierrez

We need a continuation of this segment😂😂👌🏼🍳🥞🥯

Vor year
ThatAfricanChick
ThatAfricanChick

I wonder what the total cost of all those wasted breakfasts in every movie would come down to...

Vor year
mekman4
mekman4

I gotta run.

Vor year
L. Maris
L. Maris

Why does she keep making so much food she then throws away if she already knows they’re not gonna eat it. Movie people are so wasteful.

Vor year
PogieJoe
PogieJoe

Short n sweet. Nice.

Vor year
DravenGal
DravenGal

Damn, that dog was hilarious. Oh and the people were pretty good too! 😜

Vor year
Navid Farabee
Navid Farabee

This is just lazy writing

Vor year
Chelsea Shurmantine
Chelsea Shurmantine

Lol I love this. I see that shit all the time

Vor year
CS
CS

This was a great video, Raph really ought to get the green-light on more of his stuff!

Vor year
Buchanan Games
Buchanan Games

loved this 😄

Vor year
Eric Gonzalez
Eric Gonzalez

Why did the milk change into orange juice? Did anyone else notice that or just me?

Vor year
Chris Storm
Chris Storm

Finally someone who can write a comedy sketch and isn't afraid of it being under 5 minutes, like jfc we don't need 3 minutes of half arsed jokes if you can make a funny sk...oh shit look at the time I gotta run/.

Vor year
melanie veliz
melanie veliz

That voice is awesome

Vor year
mauroz100
mauroz100

Too fu**in' good

Vor year
Kenny Simbayi
Kenny Simbayi

you tricked me bish

Vor year
Alexander Rowley
Alexander Rowley

This was surprisingly wholesome :)

Vor year
Night Ink
Night Ink

A brilliant mom 🤣🤣🤣

Vor year
Alexandra Ostrovskaya
Alexandra Ostrovskaya

New cinematographer?

Vor year
Chirag Patel
Chirag Patel

It would have been fun if she'd told the dog too that i've set the clock 1 hr forward😁

Vor year
Chirag Patel
Chirag Patel

00:38 did you notice how the room suddenly becomes bright with sunshine😂

Vor year
jennifer devote
jennifer devote

God I love the light transition. Suburb cinema feel.

Vor year
Aryaman Sharma
Aryaman Sharma

plot twist : the breakfast was made 11 years ago and hasn't been thrown out since then

Vor year
Kitty Black
Kitty Black

Could you guys do some normal sketches again sometime? I found the Radio one a bit weird and to me this breakfast episode lost the punch line. I really miss your goofy hardly working stuff as does my partner and our 3 room mates. Love you guys! P.s dropout is awesome but please make a non mobile app one day!

Vor year
Ilia 1 To Beam Up
Ilia 1 To Beam Up

This has personally always bothered me on a cellular level!!!

Vor year
CS
CS

Sprint or AT&T?

Vor year
An actual Moose
An actual Moose

YOU TRICKED ME BISH

Vor year
Dooby McFoosen
Dooby McFoosen

Crap, I'm gonna be late. I need to get in the shower and turn the water on right when I get in.

Vor year
YK L
YK L

Ralph look so convincing. And I hope this message triggers him.

Vor year
Dashing Steel
Dashing Steel

That was wholesome and amusing! Finally, a sketch that doesn't involve some shamalanesque twists or TRUMP-tower-sized hyperboles! More stuff like this, please.

Vor year
Ahmed Kadar
Ahmed Kadar

It's either this or they manage to just chug all of the food down in like 2 min and nobody questions how that's physically possible

Vor year
Dr. Cloyster
Dr. Cloyster

Best content you giys have had in a while

Vor year
Peng Fei Dong
Peng Fei Dong

lmao in real life too

Vor year
Jeremy Jackson
Jeremy Jackson

Thanks for not making this annoyingly long

Vor year
piecesofme
piecesofme

He has to run to go make money for his white queen. 😂😂

Vor year
Phara0hXIII
Phara0hXIII

The fact they they got the dog in on this makes it that much better. Dog said "you tricked me, bish! Damn you made a lot..."

Vor year
Quintusblake
Quintusblake

Their food bill must be insane

Vor year
Aquicha
Aquicha

What is this breakfast of which you speak of us?

Vor year
niki pavlin
niki pavlin

Is that the pregnant with Jesus girl?

Vor year
Soumya Mishra
Soumya Mishra

I haven't had breakfast in 3 years 😥😭😭

Vor year
فيديوهات مفيدة
فيديوهات مفيدة

Seems like the cameraman had to run

Vor year
Javier Whitefield
Javier Whitefield

Is the longer video on Dropout?

Vor year
WolfTonic
WolfTonic

Cute, I wish this was a minute or so longer.

Vor year
Pes Ces
Pes Ces

upvote for cute doggo

Vor year
Cross
Cross

For breakfast, eat like a king. For lunch, eat like a prince. For dinner, eat like a pauper. That's what my father says, at least.

Vor year
Himani Sethi
Himani Sethi

The dog😍😍😍

Vor year

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