Monologue: Get Up, America | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Ryan O'Leary
Ryan O'Leary

I would watch this show every week, but for the studio audience. They make what would otherwise be a great show, occasionally insufferable.

Vor 4 Monate
Rafieu A Williams
Rafieu A Williams

U too?

Vor 3 Monate
Rajas Joshi
Rajas Joshi

@Sam Adamms hahahahahaha

Vor 3 Monate
timtom
timtom

@Maynardjk Guessing you're new to the live television thing.

Vor 3 Monate
Adam Doodad
Adam Doodad

will have to*

Vor 3 Monate
Stupid Plumbing
Stupid Plumbing

Whether you agree with Bill Maher or not, doesn't matter. We all need to start engaging in critical thinking. Question everything, no matter what.

Vor 3 Monate
Polly Pockets
Polly Pockets

@cdxx420able That's messed up.

Vor 3 Monate
cdxx420able
cdxx420able

@Polly Pockets because the intention isn’t to engage but to gather followers. The game plan is to make unfalsifiable claims and collect those who don’t question you, while vehemently denying the opposition a coherent debate. Reality is irrelevant, perception is everythinf

Vor 3 Monate
Polly Pockets
Polly Pockets

@David Herr Yes, everyone on the left is exactly the same. Smh. (That was sarcasm. They are not). I've written long information in response to erroneous posts and no one ever responds. I've given well thought out arguments and get "You're triggered" in response. And yet through all that, I have never once generalized the entire right. I look at people as individuals. Once I was vulnerable about traumatic events in my past to show an example and I got told that I was trying to win the trauma Olympics. All of these people were right wingers. And still I don't generalize. Still I look at people as individuals. Still I see good in people. But you enjoy generalizing an entire group of people. Why?

Vor 3 Monate
Polly Pockets
Polly Pockets

He doesn't

Vor 3 Monate
colinsdad1
colinsdad1

Didn't used to be a fan of Maher's, but, after hearing him standing up for pragmatic thinking has me watching him regularly. That, and the fact he pissed off The View and Whoopi (for being accurate) had me wanting to give him a High Five.

Vor 3 Monate
Willie master of destruction
Willie master of destruction

@Sam Lanena smoke a doobie,chill out and relax knowing that most of us don't wanna keel anyone.... 😁👌

Vor 3 Monate
James Lindsay
James Lindsay

Maher is funny always and he will make fun of anyone and anything that deserves it, which is everyone at some point. He is true comedian, not some lap dog of the established order. Thank you Bill!

Vor 4 Monate
Alrighty then
Alrighty then

not really he got the rittenhouse trial completely wrong. Getting the basic facts straight and supporting the kid is the first test in whether someone is a rational sane free thinker or an establishment propaganda munching sheep.

Vor 3 Monate
Thomas R
Thomas R

@TheFourthWinchester 2 billion LOL

Vor 3 Monate
Canta Gadelica
Canta Gadelica

I'm always amazed at that audience that'll clap at power grabs and tyrannical mandates endlessly, and then also clap when the host starts breaking the narrative. I imagine being in that audience is a bit nerve-racking, not sure if whether you should clap or not and whether you're gonna get a bag over the head or not.

Vor 4 Monate
colinsdad1
colinsdad1

They're performing seals....

Vor 3 Monate
Low Powered Training Round Matthews
Low Powered Training Round Matthews

@Marc Williams I'm stunned how many people don't realise this

Vor 3 Monate
T Dashman
T Dashman

Pretty sure there is a neon sign. “Applause” 🐑

Vor 3 Monate
jesdadotcom
jesdadotcom

The audience took a long time to come around. It wasn't an instant transition.

Vor 3 Monate
volker
volker

You're getting so close, Bill. Keep fighting the totalitarians, whether left or right.

Vor 4 Monate
Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf

@Ginger Grant I am a conservative who disagrees with certain things he says, but I still hear him out and think he has a right to his opinion. And who cares if he makes money, he earns it by bringing value to people. It’s how a market economy works. If you prefer the equal sharing of miseries, go to Venezuela or communist China

Vor 3 Monate
Ginger Grant
Ginger Grant

Right, this multi-millionaire is playing both sides of the politics - don't let him fool you into thinking he feels YOUR pain.

Vor 3 Monate
LibertyMatrix
LibertyMatrix

"I don't see myself as getting older, I see myself as becoming a milder variant." ~ Bill Maher

Vor 4 Monate
a i
a i

''that libertymatrix guy is a weirdo'' ~ me

Vor 4 Monate
JustA Dad
JustA Dad

As always, the view from an independent that can see the clear hypocrisy on both sides of these troubling times. Bill never disappoint, I knew he would feel this way about it all.

Vor 4 Monate
DJ
DJ

@Wes Jones Yawn. Next

Vor 3 Monate
Athletic Geek
Athletic Geek

Thank you Bill for this one. Haven't always agreed with you in the past but often respect your perspective presented.

Vor 4 Monate
Peter A
Peter A

That’s exactly how I feel.

Vor 4 Monate
Connie Bonn
Connie Bonn

I love Bill. I always have -always will ❤️. The man hasn’t changed-he always speaks his mind -always has. He hasn’t changed and has been one of the loudest supporters ever of free speech. I believe the first amendment, which is vital to the very foundation from which this country has survived in the way it has. I haven’t changed and Bill hasn’t changed. Our culture is changed, our patriotism has changed, and our way of life could very well change for the next generation . Yes, we have a lot of problem, but we can have a better future for all. I love you all.

Vor 3 Monate
JG G
JG G

Ironic how the people that are clapping are the ones who push for these policies.

Vor 4 Monate
Flaccid Ego
Flaccid Ego

@Thomas Coleman -- Hey genius. Is the Straw Man u pulled here any less made of straw than the other ones u pulled?

Vor 3 Monate
Joe Thompson
Joe Thompson

Maher himself said he’s been getting more and more conservatives in his audiences. He was quite surprised by that. But yeah- his audience generally has been lefty- and often balked at his latest takes on COVID-1984.

Vor 3 Monate
Erc O’Connor
Erc O’Connor

Exactly!!!!spot on

Vor 4 Monate
JG G
JG G

@JustA Dad and by the way, I am an Independent who thinks on this particular topic the vast majority of liberals have been non-sensical and hypocritical.

Vor 4 Monate
JG G
JG G

@JustA Dad actually me u undergraduate degree is in psychology from UC Davis. I am amazed how many people take the comment so literally when people on both sides make general comments all the time. Republicans support xyx, Democrats support xyz, Hawaiians like xyz, Antifa protests xyz, when clearly it doesn’t mean that 100 % of everyone in that group thinks the same thing. I never realized how sensitive and fragile some (not all, crybabies) Bill Maher fans are. Anyone who has seen Maher and heard his fans responses over the past 2 years realizes that the majority have been supportive of aggressive policies that have clearly not worked.

Vor 4 Monate
HIERACLES
HIERACLES

Thank you.... just... thank you, for making me laugh about this madness

Vor 4 Monate
a i
a i

only took him 2 years!!

Vor 4 Monate
Herman P Snelling
Herman P Snelling

The clowns clap for whatever he says. He's late to the party, but at least he showed up.

Vor 4 Monate
Haldor Asgirson
Haldor Asgirson

Thank you for being you Bill. Funny as hell. "Shoot's its milder load." Was it good for you too? 2022 better than Soylent Green? The year is young.

Vor 4 Monate
Le Merdeposteur
Le Merdeposteur

Whoever that is in the audience whooping at everything needs to be pulled out of the studio and thrown into the tent city outside for the homeless to eat.

Vor 4 Monate
Rocket Small
Rocket Small

wooot! hooooo!

Vor 3 Monate
JR Raven
JR Raven

This is why I love Bill Maher 😉

Vor 3 Monate
Boyds of Paradise
Boyds of Paradise

Great points. Sounding more like the Bill Maher I used to watch many years ago.

Vor 3 Monate
Ryan Barber
Ryan Barber

Bill is gaining conservative viewers :) For now, he has found the middle sweat spot.

Vor 3 Monate
Tony B
Tony B

I have two sweat spots.

Vor 3 Monate
w5winston
w5winston

He is the athiests' athiest , but whatevs...

Vor 3 Monate
sssbob
sssbob

I think he has become a little more conservative starting about a year ago. I rarely watched him due to all the ultra libs he had as guests, but his monologues lately have changed. Maybe he's a double agent.

Vor 3 Monate
Cartoonishly Inept
Cartoonishly Inept

"Conservatives," who until a couple years ago were referred to as "liberals."

Vor 3 Monate
Ryan lex
Ryan lex

Bill has always be classic liberalism

Vor 3 Monate
Randy Watson
Randy Watson

Best parts are when he mocks his trained seal audience

Vor 4 Monate
JustA Dad
JustA Dad

@Nucky Gulliver Oh I don't get my news from Bill Maher, but I do like to hear his take on issues. Past, Present or Future.

Vor 4 Monate
Nucky Gulliver
Nucky Gulliver

@JustA Dad Bill is always a year late. He's either dishonest or low information. I think marketing might tell him what to joke about and when. He's really late with this

Vor 4 Monate
jsean g
jsean g

Poor lil fella life got ya down,..hahaha

Vor 4 Monate
JustA Dad
JustA Dad

The best thing is you thinking them brainwashed. When I love Bill Maher because he is honest about his views, and he is not afraid to offend anyone with what those views are. And while I don't always agree with the views, I am never offended, but always entertained. Perhaps they are part of the audience because they feel the same way.

Vor 4 Monate
hoiy vinosa
hoiy vinosa

Great points. Sounding more like the Bill Maher I used to watch many years ago.

Vor 3 Monate
Scott Swain
Scott Swain

Thanks Bill for calling it like it is! Glad you see the light.

Vor 4 Monate
Nucky Gulliver
Nucky Gulliver

Bill waits for marketing department to tell him what to joke about. He's so late with this that I can't believe he's honestly just noticing

Vor 4 Monate
Richard Mead
Richard Mead

about time after 4 yrs

Vor 4 Monate
itkojecockot
itkojecockot

for those who say Bill Maher is "5 years late on everything"..... no, he's not..... he just stops shilling, when the shill doesn't work anymore..... on the other hand, the rest of late-night hucksters don't have the decency to stop shilling even when it cleary doesn't work anymore...... so I guess kudos to Bill for at least that

Vor 4 Monate
BlacksmithTWD
BlacksmithTWD

@Travis Brunner I can think of several reasons why someone would like their own comment, the one you mentioned is just one of them. My point merely is that if someone wants real validation from others, one doesn't attempt to trick others into validating them. Hence I would say it's more likely that the person liking his/her own comments doesn't do so because he/she wants validation from others, but merely wants to impress others by making it seem they get validated a lot of other people. Though of course there are other options left. What about those who don't care that much about others, and are merely quite satisfied about a comment they just wrote and as such like it similarly to any other comment irrelevant of who authored it. Or what about those who accidently clicked the like button. Sure they may be a small minority, but I wouldn't estimate their number at zero. Hence when it comes to an individual case like this, I don't exclude those options. In this particular case I don't even know whether or not Travis liked his own comment, I merely noticed the accusation he did without any substantiation he actually did. Seems to me these days many people are more willing to falsly accuse someone else than to spend half a minute to think about it before doing so.

Vor 4 Monate
BlacksmithTWD
BlacksmithTWD

@fpshooterfull Common sense, as indicated by the word 'common' refers to something that is common within a certain group of people. Hence what is considered to be common sense can differ greatly depending on which group of people is referred to. For instance, for aboriginals it's common sense to always be capable to find your way home without a navigation app on your phone or even a paper map while I happen to know many people where I live who would get lost in their own village if it wasn't for their smartphone. Another example of where common sense can differ depending on the group of people that is referred to is provided in the second half of your last comment. My name is not Bil, I don't live in America, I happen to live in the Netherlands. I don't own any establishment like Wal-mart, I've never even seen a Wal-mart other than on a screen, nor did I say anything about wearing masks. To me it would be common sense to check wether or not my name is Bil, whether I do live in America, whether I have anything to do with Wal-mart and whether I actually said anything about masks before making any claims about it as if all of those are the case. In other words: to me it is common sense to verify what you merely suspect about someone else in order to prevent accusing that someone from something he/she didn't even do. Apparantly that is a kind of common sense that is not common among the two of us and as such doesn't qualify as common sense when the group of people refferred to contains both of us. So for now I will assume that when you invoke 'common sense' again, it refers to something that is merely common among Canadians.

Vor 4 Monate
Travis Brunner
Travis Brunner

@BlacksmithTWD Dude, why do think some people like their own comments? They do it to make it seem like their comment has been validated by someone else and in the hopes that that seeming validation will then lead to further legitimate validation. People are a lot more likely to notice and "like" a comment that has already been "liked" by someone else. Psychology, dude.

Vor 4 Monate
Mike Visca
Mike Visca

U nailed it Bill 👏👏👏👏😀😀😀

Vor 4 Monate
Boyd Guie
Boyd Guie

He is doing great . Hope he keeps it up . Finally seen the light . Free America .

Vor 3 Monate
PaperGuns
PaperGuns

Good to see you back Bill!

Vor 4 Monate
Sp1r1t00
Sp1r1t00

Bill Maher still has a sense of humor. I wouldn't, if I was him.

Vor 4 Monate
Zork Work
Zork Work

@Susan Beasley Why? If we can't talk openly and honestly without being demonized .. I 'm glad he's speaking out for many who have had it with the hypocrisy. I'm vaxed but why is the government not allowing preventative treatments currently? That is completely against ethical standards in the medical field. I applaud him for finally being honest.

Vor 4 Monate
Sp1r1t00
Sp1r1t00

​@Susan Beasley You will see very shortly.

Vor 4 Monate
Susan Beasley
Susan Beasley

why?

Vor 4 Monate
EricJohnNelson
EricJohnNelson

Great monologue Bill! Keep it real brother

Vor 4 Monate
Leo Bird
Leo Bird

Bill was right, I didn’t catch COVID and I also have no friends

Vor 4 Monate
kathy misuraca
kathy misuraca

@BlacksmithTWD five year nutrition program with all three, but I have a chemistry degree and I went to nursing sy

Vor 3 Monate
BlacksmithTWD
BlacksmithTWD

@kathy misuraca Well, some things do stay the same. Pi hasn't changed, all we have done the last few thousand years is calculate pi more precisely. It's what got my interest in mathematics, one of the few places where most concepts stay the same. I'd take it that that person would argue that the gall bladder is not the liver and as such it doesn't count. But in case of foi grasse it's rather obvious something has accumulated in the liver. If I may ask, did get into nutritional research via a medical, a biological or a chemical degree? or is there another route where you live?

Vor 3 Monate
kathy misuraca
kathy misuraca

@BlacksmithTWD I hate when anyone refuses to look up second opinions, new research, the actual person who formulated something. I mean why does anyone feel that anything stays the same? I wish it did so I could take a vacation from thinking and listening, but nope ain't happening. Btw my field and s nutritional research. It seems that person forgot about gall bladder function...for openers.

Vor 3 Monate
BlacksmithTWD
BlacksmithTWD

@kathy misuraca Still, I met enough of people who claim to have a phd who instead of substantiating their to me rather obvious incorrect claim with an authority fallacy like : "I got a phd so I rigtht and you are wrong". Even when the subject is mathematical or biological, two subjects I studied at a dutch university while their phd is in economics or history. (the next part is a bit longer than anticipated and contains mostly personal examples, so feel free to skip it and jump to the last sentence if you don't have that much free time) I recently had a conversation with someone claiming to have a master human nutrition, while claiming that no harmful substances accumulate in the liver, but instead that the liver decomposes all harmfull substances and that their products leave the human body via the gut. While I learned with biology that though the liver decomposes many harmfull substances, these producs end up in the blood (and not the gut) and then get filtered out by the kidneys and leave the body with the urine, and that there are some subtances that the liver cannot process and that these substances can accumulate in the liver. Apparantly we have someone here with a master human nutrition who hasn't even learned the difference between pee and poo. She didn't provide any references or reasoning for any of her claims, but instead merely denied my objections to her statements with the claim :"But I have a master human nutrition, which seems a fine base to be allowed to say something about the matter". She started her comments with the recommondation on healthy food, which according to her doesn't contain any vegetables or fibers but should instead be animal based, especially gelatine rich parts and organ meat. That's where my objection started, as livers do accumulate toxins it cannot process, and besides the livers of polar bears happen to have a for humans deadly amount of vitamin A already. Hence I objected that the advice to consume organ meat should not be stated so general but instead should be more specific. She didn't even had the decency to admit that, in the particular case of polar bear livers, human consumption is not the best advice, she just completely ignored the example. I also happen to have several friends with a phd who still have a tendency to make rather ill informed claims and are hard to correct on them when it comes to subjects that are outside of their field of expertise. Or even friends who claimed that I was just having silly ideas after I said something that I've witnessed with my own eyes, only to come back to me 10 years later and admitt that I had been right all along. As at the moment they refused to even go look where I witnessed what I was talking about, and when 10 years later they got there after all, they saw it as well. The fact that they on their own initiative came back to me and admitted they were wrong about that an I had been right all along is a mojor reason why I count them among my best friends. So I would agree that a real scientist ought to be at least able to provide the answers you mention in cases where they are the most accurate answer from a scientific point of vieuw, alas there are many with a phd who lack this capability and as such are not real scientists.

Vor 3 Monate
kathy misuraca
kathy misuraca

@BlacksmithTWD in all honesty I'm a scientist and I'm used to saying I don't know or it hasn't been proven or as far as I've learned..#lablfe

Vor 4 Monate
Diane Kuroda
Diane Kuroda

Glad you back Bill and Happy Birthday ! Missed you and getting my laughs in...not enough of those these days...

Vor 4 Monate
Joe Casella
Joe Casella

"It is hard to make fun of Joe Biden" ~ Bill Maher ... That aged like rotten milk

Vor 4 Monate
bookashkin
bookashkin

@anthony nicholson Marginally better than Agent Donald? What an achievement! Stop the presses!

Vor 4 Monate
Kellan Aldous
Kellan Aldous

@George Kirby's Sobriety hahahah 😂

Vor 4 Monate
George Kirby's Sobriety
George Kirby's Sobriety

Just like Biden

Vor 4 Monate
Kendra Patterson
Kendra Patterson

As a nurse who has seen the young and healthy die and the old and compromised live I can't agree with Bill. We don't know who's going to get a light case and who will die. I plan to keep wearing my masks and protecting myself. Those that don't can be selfish away from me.

Vor 3 Monate
Lora Murray
Lora Murray

I believe that’s life.

Vor 3 Monate
David Lofdahl
David Lofdahl

good to have Bill back

Vor 4 Monate
mmpj twod
mmpj twod

We missed you, Bill!

Vor 3 Monate
Ryan Joseph Rubio
Ryan Joseph Rubio

How many times can one man clap his hands?!

Vor 4 Monate
Blair Gershkow
Blair Gershkow

It is similar to Chuck Todd reaching way across his table all the time. It's their anxiety tic.

Vor 4 Monate
Deborah Allison
Deborah Allison

He seems to be a little nervous.

Vor 4 Monate
Zeus Dobe
Zeus Dobe

Shoot, I thought I was the only one that noticed. That shit was annoying, but it seems to be a sign of nervousness. I'm losing respect for him for saying he's tired of covid and masks and all that. Well, Bill, we're all tired of it and you sound like Bari Weiss.

Vor 4 Monate
Jonny- B
Jonny- B

@Electric Sheep No, he does this because his ego. Ha. Dude is self conscious if people don't laugh at every line. If it doesn't land like he envisioned it would. He was real bad during like late 2020-early 2021 with it. Every, single, episode multiple times he'd remark on crowd not laughing/applauding or there being a limited crowd.

Vor 4 Monate
Electric Sheep
Electric Sheep

He does this to keep his aging TV audience awake.

Vor 4 Monate
Stephen Podeschi
Stephen Podeschi

many have been saying this for along time glad you are joining Bill......

Vor 4 Monate
Donald Havasy
Donald Havasy

Starting to like Bill Maher. Still not a democrat myself, I grew out of that years ago. But I appreciate he isn’t a lunatic and is willing to call out the lunatics on the left who have been running the show for the last two years.

Vor 4 Monate
whatever
whatever

@Better Half Wherever there is people, there will inevitably be lunatics.

Vor 4 Monate
Better Half
Better Half

Lunacy on both sides my friend. Wherever there are radicals, there will be lunatics.

Vor 4 Monate
Lash LaRue
Lash LaRue

“America got up, and now we’re gonna make a cup of Sanka and check the mailbox!” 😂😂🤣☠️☠️

Vor 4 Monate
wallacbe
wallacbe

You know it's a good or true statement when it's half hearted applauding

Vor 4 Monate
Josh Miele
Josh Miele

Bill Maher Thanks for coming around It’s difficult to move the needle and bring in a new audience I don’t care bill Maher But I see you

Vor 3 Monate
Daniel R
Daniel R

Bill give the best monologues

Vor 3 Monate
Playlists
Playlists

Love you Bill, You're my longest Idol. One of the most knowledgeable men alive!

Vor 3 Monate
John McFarland
John McFarland

I'm not Republican or Democrat I'm looking forward to you telling it like it is. Thank you bill

Vor 3 Monate
IdealConscience
IdealConscience

Bill has turned into the old man screaming at neighbors.

Vor 4 Monate
IdealConscience
IdealConscience

@Father Gabriel Stokes arnt you not allowed to be near children, father.

Vor 4 Monate
Rust in Peace
Rust in Peace

Apart from he’s not screaming, and asks questions in a clam manner.

Vor 4 Monate
Cantara Bella
Cantara Bella

"Still with this shit"-Bill Maher 2022🤣🤣🤣

Vor 4 Monate
Drew Branch
Drew Branch

“A milder variant”🤣🤣🤣love this guy,I also wonder what happened to Dennis Miller,loved that guy as well.

Vor 4 Monate
DR2018
DR2018

Seems like we've got good writers this season

Vor 4 Monate
HawklordLI
HawklordLI

Bill is back.....and so is his trained seal audience.

Vor 4 Monate
a i
a i

that would be you

Vor 4 Monate
TrumpstersAreTurds
TrumpstersAreTurds

Somewhere there's a tree dedicated to providing you with the oxygen you waste. Find it and apologize!

Vor 4 Monate
Craig Rosenbaum
Craig Rosenbaum

Go figure...people who like the show go to the show

Vor 4 Monate
Michael Wojcicki
Michael Wojcicki

COVID has been a positive for some people. TUs finally had a legitimate excuse for unsuccessful teaching.

Vor 4 Monate
sonya busby
sonya busby

You have to get tested to know you have it? I'm so over it, so true.

Vor 3 Monate
Ted Currently
Ted Currently

Still haven't had covid and I haven't been all that diligent. I've been abroad and across America. I'm trying to see how much longer I can keep it going.

Vor 3 Monate
Jason Carney
Jason Carney

We missed you, Bill!

Vor 4 Monate
James Frangione
James Frangione

Great to have you back, Bill!

Vor 4 Monate
de camp
de camp

so nice too hear this man's voice again!

Vor 4 Monate
mike
mike

I havent had the virus yet for two years. When everybody was staying home I was buying coffee and donuts at the gas station everyday until they took it away. I believe i almost died from it three years ago , but whatever I had made my immune system stronger. I maybe used a hand wipe a couple of times.I tested for it three times when I thought i had it , never goit it. My one son had it who lives with me and my other son never got it either.

Vor 2 Monate
Jon Arnell
Jon Arnell

Well done Bill! You're nearly there with us sane people

Vor 4 Monate
John Fabiani
John Fabiani

@Hidden America Channel 4,000 Americans died on the day bill gave voice to your "I wanna mov on". I'm sure the doctors and nurses want to move on too. Maybe you can sign a wavier?

Vor 4 Monate
John Fabiani
John Fabiani

@Travis Brunner What is it like being the weakest link in the chain?

Vor 4 Monate
Travis Brunner
Travis Brunner

@John Fabiani What's it like living like a scared rabbit all the time? Does it ever make you feel ashamed?

Vor 4 Monate
Domo
Domo

RIGHT ON BILL!!! ✊

Vor 4 Monate
lennomenno
lennomenno

It seems like some of the audience isn't sure how to react when Bill talks smack on Covid.

Vor 3 Monate
kantraxo ikol
kantraxo ikol

happy birthday bill... love your show :)

Vor 3 Monate
Joe August
Joe August

As a person who hasn't gotten covid yet and doesn't have any friends, this monologue really resonates with me

Vor 4 Monate
owen ivins
owen ivins

@Chris Albert Yeah, for those that are that lucky.

Vor 4 Monate
Lost Beetle
Lost Beetle

You probably had it. Did you ever have a day where something was just a little funny in your throat and you felt a little "off"? Yea, might have been you brushing covid off your shoulder like a champ.

Vor 4 Monate
Cok Toe
Cok Toe

Yo.

Vor 4 Monate
Robert Huber
Robert Huber

Just almost two years later are the "establishment" having this conversation.

Vor 4 Monate
peachybuttercrunch
peachybuttercrunch

remember carlin towards the end of his career? smart and sharper than a tac. biting, hostile humor.... i get it, now. they treat us like we are stupid, insult us by telling lies, steering us and spinning that, gaslighting and throwing out propaganda. how exhausting it is

Vor 4 Monate
Ted Parsons
Ted Parsons

I love this guy !

Vor 4 Monate
Francesco Allevato
Francesco Allevato

Bill thanks for your humour we’re all together now we shall overcome this insanity

Vor 3 Monate
0Akeldama0
0Akeldama0

im glad i can watch this on youtube so i can skip the constant applause breaks and repetitive jokes

Vor 4 Monate
Morbid Man Music
Morbid Man Music

I.e. Monologue. That's what happens.. how it works, ya know???

Vor 4 Monate
The Redbirds
The Redbirds

"A cup of Sanka and check the mailbox". Now that was funny.

Vor 4 Monate
LoraG
LoraG

Even you, Bill, are putting down Biden. Come on, man!

Vor 4 Monate
Teresina Sullo
Teresina Sullo

because he is interested in truth...this is NOT POLITICAL

Vor 3 Monate
Alan C
Alan C

@jaim haas - Ditto

Vor 4 Monate
jaim haas
jaim haas

Finally getting more honest. I might start watching his show again.

Vor 4 Monate
Hannah
Hannah

Wow! Bravo! Keeping it REAL!

Vor 4 Monate
J&J R
J&J R

I don't mind a few (but not all) of the precautions, including masks, for 1 big reason: I haven't gotten sick with ANYTHING since they've been mandatory. No colds, no Flu's, nothing! Before restrictions went into effect, I would easily get sick 6-7 times per year, most of which were due to my child catching a virus at school. For 2 years now, that's meant u 40-50 days/year free from coughing, sneezing, muscle aches, sore throats, raw/stuffy noses, fevers, a cranky spouse, a whining teenager, expensive OTC medicines, etc. Plus, I get to dress like a ninja.

Vor Monat
Shannon
Shannon

Here we go with the monologue clapping again...Bill....stop....the audience claps enough.....you don't need to join in...

Vor 4 Monate
Elma Robberts
Elma Robberts

@Shannon I think that honour goes to Stephen Colbert.

Vor 4 Monate
Joseph Magliocca
Joseph Magliocca

@Global Warmhugs I know. Their political views are increasingly all over the place. I really like the format of his show, but Bill’s rants, even the ones I agree with, are getting annoying.

Vor 4 Monate
Global Warmhugs
Global Warmhugs

His ego has become so much more inflated in his old age. He has changed for the worse, sadly.

Vor 4 Monate
Shannon
Shannon

@Joseph Magliocca he honestly has the most annoying audience of any of these shows.

Vor 4 Monate
Joseph Magliocca
Joseph Magliocca

They are literally clapping for both sides of the Covid mitigation issue.

Vor 4 Monate
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname

Bill may be a tad bit terrified to leave the old format.

Vor 4 Monate
Ziggy Ustar
Ziggy Ustar

Happy Birthday Bill, Always controversial that's why he has a platform he pushes back all ways/ in & out of comfort zones calls a phony a phony but shocks even his die hard fans

Vor 4 Monate
Ryan booth
Ryan booth

You ate quite the snow flake.. The world you live in must suck if you can't take a joke.

Vor 4 Monate
Juraj Benak
Juraj Benak

Wasn’t that long ago that Bill was so against ageism….

Vor 4 Monate
Hawsrule Begin
Hawsrule Begin

Yep. He does enjoy a moral crusade unless he’s making the jokes.

Vor 4 Monate
Carol Blaschke
Carol Blaschke

Right on Bill!

Vor 4 Monate
Lydia Salem
Lydia Salem

He is exactly right, I never had covid, im crazy careful and dilligent, and have no friends....all friends i dont hangout with, and they all got covid.

Vor 4 Monate
Jesse Reeves
Jesse Reeves

@Kellan Aldous Lol, you’re assuming the population is largely “healthy”, they’re not. The complicating comorbidities that are largely responsible for killing covid patients aren’t things like cancer or aids, it’s things Americans consider normal like being overweight or obese which is 75% of the population.

Vor 4 Monate
Harold McKinny
Harold McKinny

@Sam Adamms If only one did is that enough or not for you? And what about those who end up with long term debilitating health issues?

Vor 4 Monate
Harold McKinny
Harold McKinny

@Kellan Aldous You are another one who doctors and nurses working in ICUs would just love for your selfless loyalty to yourself. Maybe you are healthy and most who get it don't get so sick but they can transmit it to someone who won't be so lucky. To put it another way, smoking in public places is not just about one's health but about the fumes that can kill someone else.

Vor 4 Monate
John B
John B

@Travis Brunner It's not rocket science, champ. Just look up.

Vor 4 Monate
Aaron
Aaron

The obnoxiously loud, "OOOooohhhh" from the audience member at 3:17 made my day

Vor 4 Monate
Jerseymatt88
Jerseymatt88

What?

Vor 4 Monate
Steven Mg
Steven Mg

Man that's funny genuine funny been along time since a comic made me laugh in these days.

Vor 3 Monate
Karen DiGenova
Karen DiGenova

Bari is a bold, courageous and strong woman. Love her common sense approach to our crazy world. Richie is a typical politician- said nothing of substance, just an unintelligent talking head. Thanks Bill for having the discussion about vaccinations and challenging the Dems on “using science”.

Vor 4 Monate
Dee Gir
Dee Gir

"Unintelligent"?? really?? I'm curious as to why you chose that word. I get the typical politician, talking head. true. but unintelligent? definitely NOT.

Vor 4 Monate
slavka gough
slavka gough

FINELY SPEAKING OUT BILL! CONGRATULATIONS

Vor 4 Monate
Phoque
Phoque

4:05 The problem with him saying that is that the implication is that other countries are not. Also... the US has just been defeated by a bunch of old men who raise goats in the desert, so this might not be the best time to make that sort of statement 🤔

Vor 4 Monate
Zork Work
Zork Work

England just basically did a 360 turn around aout mandates...I hope other countries follow.

Vor 4 Monate
cojaysea
cojaysea

Those old men were Americas creation by the way to fight the Russians in Afghanistan. The monster America created .

Vor 4 Monate
Good grief05
Good grief05

Shouldn't have been there to begin with.

Vor 4 Monate
tuseroni
tuseroni

defeated implies we had a plan and it was twarted by the enemy.

Vor 4 Monate
Mike D
Mike D

Life goes on. This hasn’t been Life and there is no “new normal”. There’s just Normal.

Vor 4 Monate
axcab
axcab

I like Maher. I used to watch every Maher show, but had to stop a couple years ago. I couldn't take all the applauding for every joke (every single joke is not that funny), and all the hooting. Just checked this video to see if anything changed. Nope. I'll check in again in another year or 2. Please Bill. Please producers and directors. Do something about that.

Vor 4 Monate
Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

It's like he's go the libertarian version of Trump's MAGA crowd rejects cheering on.

Vor 4 Monate
Whores Heart
Whores Heart

Maher himself and his scripts are good, but I agree the volume on the laughing and clapping consistency is annoying

Vor 4 Monate
kelly Azeez
kelly Azeez

I watched a documentary that says his jokes are all tested before he uses them, so maybe they're all funny as he uses only the ones that pass the funny test.

Vor 4 Monate
Mental Health MMA
Mental Health MMA

People having a good time in the audience shouldn’t bother you that much.

Vor 4 Monate
Josh Hoffman
Josh Hoffman

@Kimo Andrews I think it’s just that bills devoted fans are legion. They aren’t hard to find.

Vor 4 Monate
RossDog
RossDog

If you're here watching This and feeling inspired then keep going grinding away! We are all in the same boat here looking for ways to help all our channels. keep up the good work and Never Give Up!!

Vor 4 Monate
TechRight
TechRight

looks like you upload daily, just keep that up bro. That's all i did and I'm full time now.

Vor 4 Monate
Omnicide
Omnicide

Bill should get Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg or that Sunny person on his show. The view is probably the most misinformed talk show that I’ve had the misfortune of seeing. Where’s the fact check for the view? Or is fact checking only for the plebs who have never been in show business.

Vor 4 Monate
Dave Farrell
Dave Farrell

We have vaccines, boosters, and treatments for COVID. What exactly are we waiting for to get back to normal?

Vor 4 Monate
you are being duped
you are being duped

@Lester Brown let me know in the history of existence when people didn't die

Vor 4 Monate
Lester Brown
Lester Brown

@Jordan Busselberg Just as nature takes its course, so does human nature. Accepting either one shouldn't preclude attempts to make things better. Accepting death is a little too fatalistic for me, I think a good fight makes us more deserving of life and stronger for the effort. The fight we lose for one group may reveal the information needed to save the next person. Even after exhaustive research, would you accept anyone's findings on who and where this disease originated if it conflicted with your belief? We can't even hold a president accountable when we witness his crimes on video, paper, and testimony.

Vor 4 Monate
David Guelette
David Guelette

Sometimes Bill crosses the line between monolog and whining.

Vor 4 Monate
Some dude online
Some dude online

@Robert Michalscheck Heck yeah you are the Resistance and every corporation sides with you. When Nike and Amazon are using the same slogans you are you might be on the same team

Vor 4 Monate
Some dude online
Some dude online

Then he should be the ideal liberal. Though I can see how it not just being whining wouldn't appeal to your average maskibator

Vor 4 Monate
MissyKins
MissyKins

Well since the CNN site didn't cover Bill's show last night they must disapprove. Expect even more whining as Bill will be under an even shorter leash next week.

Vor 4 Monate
David Guelette
David Guelette

@Robert Michalscheck Sounds like we agree on philosophy ,I'm not sure why me saying Bill was whiny today set you off.

Vor 4 Monate
Carbonated Lithium
Carbonated Lithium

Is it just me, or does Bill Maher seem to be more and more right leaning?

Vor 4 Monate
jaim haas
jaim haas

@James Moller he was catering to all dems for many years. The height of it came with Hilly but he has still been anti-Trump so he always played nicely with dems.

Vor 4 Monate
jaim haas
jaim haas

@Zork Work facts in play here. I agree fully with you.

Vor 4 Monate
Zork Work
Zork Work

It's not right leaning it's called having a mind of your own and common sense instead of daily hysteria. I'm not saying Covid isn't serious ut we have all been snookered by ........................

Vor 4 Monate
jaim haas
jaim haas

He is starting to apply logic. He couldn't stay stupid forever.

Vor 4 Monate
Amie B
Amie B

Welcome back bill 😍We missed you so much 🥰

Vor 4 Monate
ANNETTE HELLINGRATH
ANNETTE HELLINGRATH

Very true, never had Covid, never had any friends anywhere near me.

Vor 4 Monate
Brian Waloweek
Brian Waloweek

Your audience will clap for the mandates if you tell them to and jeer at the mandates if you told them to

Vor 4 Monate
Harold McKinny
Harold McKinny

@Marvin Reeemeyer 😂

Vor 3 Monate
Marvin Reeemeyer
Marvin Reeemeyer

@Harold McKinny you are so angry.

Vor 3 Monate
Harold McKinny
Harold McKinny

@Marvin Reeemeyer What the fk are you talking about?

Vor 3 Monate
Jeff Whitman
Jeff Whitman

Bill, for your information there were most likely tens of thousands people who got it in January before the guy in Seattle.

Vor 4 Monate
Bruce Barber
Bruce Barber

@Thomas Coleman, 🎯 🤣

Vor 4 Monate
Thomas Coleman
Thomas Coleman

@ They used to shout Juden Now it's "you're antivax", I’ll have to take that up with Two Corinthians in a city of Yo-Semites.

Vor 4 Monate
Thomas Coleman
Thomas Coleman

@The Tom Dillenger Escape Plan, glad she told us to ignore him. We would have been mainlining Clorox and taking it in the Covfefe.

Vor 4 Monate
The Tom Dillenger Escape Plan
The Tom Dillenger Escape Plan

How could that be? Nancy Pelosi said to ignore Trump and go out to Chinatown and hug people.

Vor 4 Monate
Blake Julian
Blake Julian

I agree to the fact that we need to find a way to move forward, however, I hospitals are still overwhelmed with admitted patients, and 3,500 people died per day on average this week. I mean, that's a shit ton of people. Just saying..

Vor 3 Monate
Jane STARR
Jane STARR

I didn't realize that Bill and I were the same age. No wonder I think he's a genius!

Vor 3 Monate
LoraG
LoraG

Chill your audience. Do you really need a clap after every statement. Yeah your funny and smart but what’s happening is a distraction

Vor 4 Monate
you are being duped
you are being duped

42. Not vaccinated Never changed a thing unless mandated, otherwise traveled and kept my friends close. Mom 66 and I both had Covid. Sick 2 days, got over it. No idea how the world shut down over this

Vor 4 Monate
Dewey
Dewey

When I was diagnosed with breast cancer I didn't cry about losing my breasts or my hair falling out from chemo. At no point did I feel I should judge the many women who do have those reactions, nor did I feel my lack of emotion somehow made me stronger (something I sense is the implication of those who take no or minimum COVID-19 precautions). But I will say this: I got lucky. You and your mother? You both got lucky, too. Millions of others didn't. I think a better attitude, in light of all those who've died, the loved ones left behind, for those struggling with "long COVID", and those left with residue damage to their bodies, would be to NOT say things like, "no idea how the world shut down over this".

Vor 4 Monate
Yourmother Sister
Yourmother Sister

I just want to say that right after you shook Timothy Snyder’s hand, your hand wind straight to your mouth…Twice. Maybe you should social distance Bill.

Vor 4 Monate
Nolan Armstrong
Nolan Armstrong

Are you joking?

Vor 4 Monate
Charles Cook
Charles Cook

Can’t teach an old dog new tricks, he doesn’t want to bother with hygiene. Wearing a facemask is not paranoia unless you think it’s protecting you.

Vor 4 Monate
Sandy Armstrong
Sandy Armstrong

Bill Maher Loved & Blessed 😇

Vor 4 Monate
John Menton
John Menton

Is there a need for applause every 4 seconds?

Vor 4 Monate
miko foin
miko foin

so nice too hear this man's voice again!

Vor 4 Monate
Lorenz Müller
Lorenz Müller

I'm here solely for the funny clapping.

Vor 4 Monate
Paul G
Paul G

Take that red pill Bill.

Vor 4 Monate
Terra812
Terra812

@Kavian Yeah it was the right that politicized the virus... get a fkin grip.

Vor 4 Monate
Viking River Warrior
Viking River Warrior

keeping it real

Vor 4 Monate
Jasmine Crandall
Jasmine Crandall

Welcome back Bill, you were missed. Still waiting for you to take the leap and ditch the corruption of both parties, but you make the struggle entertaining!

Vor 4 Monate

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