Monologue: All Bets Are Off | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    Real Time with Bill MaherReal Time with Bill Maher

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Heather Mimi Wahlquist
Heather Mimi Wahlquist

I hate your laugh cuts

Vor 15 Tage
Sondra YeVette
Sondra YeVette

I pay you-tube monthly to watch you!

Vor 23 Tage
andy bit
andy bit

View From Cheap Seats is like this: Standup and talk show comedians getting lazy ; Stretching two line material to 4 lines this way: 1>Good joke : laughs 2>Good joke : laughs 3>Bad Joke: mmm That was a bad joke: laughs .

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TALHA ABDULLAH
TALHA ABDULLAH

Im the cheap bastard and broke

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Sepp Eisenmann
Sepp Eisenmann

Bill, with most Americans in lockdown & can't go to work (if they haven't lost it yet), I doubt it if they can afford to subscribe to your show. Tbh, I'm a fan of yours & the "Real Time..." show, but I wish HBO can find a cheap way so less fortunate Americans may view your show during these hard times; after all THEY ARE YOUR FANS TOO, Bill.

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Angelo C
Angelo C

Cheap is good !

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bxxx9
bxxx9

Hey, at least we're watching it here and not on those weird zoom in and out bullshit videos

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Carl Marks
Carl Marks

All these faked canned laughs at Bill's bad jokes sound just like his normal sycophantic studio audience

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orlandotj1
orlandotj1

Why are children watching? Wth?

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Matt Keuler
Matt Keuler

I love how his claps reveal the empty space in the room...

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sirpicksalot_
sirpicksalot_

I like the laugh tracks being added. Punchlines are very awkward and cringey without laugh breaks, no matter how funny they are. Colbert needs to take note.

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v a b a l l a t h u s
v a b a l l a t h u s

I am one of the cheap ones watching on youtube... but listen, you are taping yourself from your house... this is NOT HBO, you are just a youtuber.

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Crucifix
Crucifix

Bill Mahers inner Jew came out for a second

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4urluv Jones
4urluv Jones

Cheap bastards?! We're broke Bill! Like most Americans we're all paycheck to paycheck, something you're not familiar with. Don't be an ass-hat Bill...

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daniel mccloskey
daniel mccloskey

Bill i'll pay to watch you but that is all I want from HBO, I'm not going to buy a whole pizza for one slice.

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Stefan Schneider
Stefan Schneider

Greetings from the cheap seats in China. Let us hope that we see in November a big change.

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Philip Zahn
Philip Zahn

hey bill you miserable unhappy glass half full person got a great joke for you!!! what did the waiter say to the jewish table? is ANYTHING alright!!! lets climb in a steel cage pal TRUMP 2020!!!

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Christian Rossa
Christian Rossa

Dude, check out ur name macher

Vor Monat
Christian Rossa
Christian Rossa

Macher

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rdelrosso2001
rdelrosso2001

i FACT CHECKED TRUMP ON TWITTER ON 3/30/20. WILL I BE SENT TO SIBERIA?

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Ay Caramba
Ay Caramba

Thanks for adding the audience/laughs. Now I finally know when to laugh. It sounds sarcastic, but I really thinks it's better and more fun ; ))))

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lutuHD
lutuHD

I am a cheap bastard from Romania, thank you!

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Roxanne Littlefield
Roxanne Littlefield

I pay 15$ a month for HBO. They changed their application and I can't get sound now. I am obsolete, along with the original ap. Don't call me a cheap bastard, even in jest, it really pisses me off.

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L R
L R

I like Bill a lot, but is it just me or has quarantine started to turn him into the fat guy he loves railing against so much? #Covid15

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Stevan Popovic
Stevan Popovic

Canned laughter very poor.

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808 Dream
808 Dream

We are not cheap bastards. We are poor

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lord of the flys
lord of the flys

I'm a cheap bastard

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Susan Smith
Susan Smith

Cheap? Nope just low income.

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John Gammon
John Gammon

Get 62 channels on the Antenna, why should I give my $$$ to a bunch of Billionaires?

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Boston Bob
Boston Bob

Nothing sadder than Bill .

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Freddy Lubin
Freddy Lubin

Watching this five days later, amazing how old everything he says is, already.

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Anne Simon
Anne Simon

7 days late..

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Mister Flamingo
Mister Flamingo

Trump seems to be making his move to become a dictator. Now you know what will happen Bill, he's not leaving because he'll have turned the us into a dictatorship

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Jeff Griglack
Jeff Griglack

Zsa Zsa looks really good for being dead for 4 years.

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Gerald Trudeau
Gerald Trudeau

Jesus, Bill has become pathetic.

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Renias vA
Renias vA

Specifically the cheap bastards from Europe, who can't get HBO......

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Alex palmer
Alex palmer

Lol this is ridiculous, he's looking around at a live audience that isn't there. Lol just looks like he's gone senile. Idk why it's so hard for old comedians to change format or deliver jokes without a laugh track. Youtubers do it all the time. Add effects or do a sketch for God sakes Cruz this is just sad.

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won willis
won willis

This cheap bastard loves your show! Can I have a dollar btw? 😂

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None of your business
None of your business

#bunkerdonnie

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None of your business
None of your business

I am one of those cheap bastards...

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seba
seba

why is he still acting like theres a crowd in his living room

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Mark B
Mark B

Really? You need an explanation?

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Dale S.
Dale S.

I used to pay $15 a month for HBO for Game of Thrones, Real Time, and an occasional decent premier movie on Saturday night. Game of Thrones is over, and the other two are just so, so now. I'm glad I left.

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SK8BAT
SK8BAT

How do people enjoy watching this? This is so embarrasing to watch. This guy is pathetic.

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Adan Ibrahim
Adan Ibrahim

Sorry bill HBO not worth my money.. I get free entertainment from our dear president trump

Vor Monat
Blair Buskirk
Blair Buskirk

Weak closing.

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Barbara Guillette
Barbara Guillette

If masks work why are stores closed. If they dont why wear them?

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NoOne Unscripted
NoOne Unscripted

Oi...why are you coughing?? Can't lose you!

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Al Garden
Al Garden

The canned laughter is horrible. Seriously?

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Creek Walker
Creek Walker

Hey Bill, I have YouTube premium. Does that mean I'm still a cheapo?

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michalyne
michalyne

I was watching you on HBO until the greedy cock-suckers at AT&T screwed over Dish Network.

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nostrilnick
nostrilnick

Ouch. Retire.

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Car U
Car U

I resent being called cheap, but he knows it is true.

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Sean Knudtson
Sean Knudtson

I have HBO, but still watch Bill on YouTube. Check and mate.

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bofooit gojo
bofooit gojo

The laugh track actually kind of works for Bill. And the shots of audiences too.

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Karin Emery
Karin Emery

Why the awful laugh tracks....why why why

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ItalianoYMexicano
ItalianoYMexicano

lol Trump in the laugh track

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Rodney Connell
Rodney Connell

I've been a huge fan of Real Time for a long time but I gotta say I'm really disappointed in Bill recently. He hardly even acknowledged what's going on with George Floyd and the aftermath of his murder. Instead spending camera time complaining about being stuck at home and interviewing Jay Leno (AGAIN!) for the 2nd time in a month. WTF?! You're starting to really fall off man. Very disappointing. Bill can be very insightful and even profound at times but recently he's just coming off as petty and out of touch.

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bofooit gojo
bofooit gojo

Do people actually Pay to watch this guy?

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Stop worshipping Hollywood Smh
Stop worshipping Hollywood Smh

Tick Tok Tik toK TIC TOk

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gothatfunk
gothatfunk

Pre-recorded a little too far ahead. "A killing in Minneapolis" Didn't even say his name, and no mention of riots.

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snowman
snowman

I forgot to watch the show Friday because of the rioting coverage. I guess he talked about the horrible death of George Floyd with a remote guest but he stayed off that subject and the subsequent riots because he wanted to keep the monologue funny.

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JuJuLona
JuJuLona

I have HBO but I prefer the cheap seats 🙂

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Julie Mitchell
Julie Mitchell

Central Park Karen is Canadian.

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TheIndianJohnSmith
TheIndianJohnSmith

Why am I loving this laugh and clap track so much... Thanks Bill from a person of Color.

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Jon McGlynn
Jon McGlynn

What’s the evidence that the killing of George Floyd here in Minneapolis was racially motivated ?

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Susan Smith
Susan Smith

Jon McGlynn A bit long, but the sources are listed. FYI I'm sure you've seen the news. It's been an intense few days, full of rage, heartbreak, and important questions. George Floyd, a Black man, was murdered on camera by a cop in Minneapolis, sparking uprisings in cities across America and protests here in Canada. [1] Black people are losing their lives because of racism and white supremacy. The statistics speak for themselves: Last year, almost 1,100 people were killed by police in the US — that's 3 people every day. The victims were disproportionately Black. 99% of police killings over the past six years never resulted in an officer getting charged. [2] In Toronto, Black people are 20 times more likely to be shot dead by the police. [3] In Montreal Black and Indigenous people are 4 to 5 times more likely than white people to be stopped by police. [4] Over the weekend in Toronto, Regis Korchinski-Paquet, an Afro-Indigenous woman having a mental health crisis died under highly questionable circumstances in police presence. [5] Last month, D'Andre Campbell, a Black man living in Brampton, called police for help during a crisis — instead he was shot and killed in front of his family. [6] And just last week, a Canadian woman living in New York called the cops on a Black man birdwatching in the park, knowing exactly what kind of response her phony screams could elicit. [7] It might not look exactly like America’s but Canada has a racism problem. It might be uncomfortable truth for many of us, but anti-Black racism is deeply rooted in this country's history, institutions and culture. It's evident in the policing of predominantly Black neighbourhoods, the overrepresentation of Black people carded by police and in the way the media portrays Black-led movements. [8] It’s also evident in ourselves. It’s the racist jokes we might tell or refuse to challenge. It’s the unconscious bias we have that might make us trust Black doctors or university professors less than their non-Black counterparts. It’s the snickering at people’s names, or minimizing statements like: “I don’t see race”. It’s taking to social media to criticize a building burning instead of speaking out against killer cops. It’s denying that white privilege exists. Unless non-Black people, especially white people, start learning about how anti-Black racism and white supremacy has shaped us and the societies we live in — and start challenging these systems — racism isn’t going away and Black people will continue to die. The journey to unlearning racism and white supremacy is actual work. It can be uncomfortable, but this discomfort pales in comparison to the violence Black people endure every single day. Below is a collection of resources — books, articles, organizations to donate to, etc. — that you can use to learn, share and most importantly, act. Anti-Black Racism Resources: Books: Opportunities for White People in the Fight for Racial Justice Policing Black Lives by Robyn Maynard White fragility by Robin DiAngelo The Skin We’re In by Desmond Cole Black Life: Post Black Lives Matter and the Struggle for Freedom by Rinaldo Walcott and Idil Abdillahi Until We Are Free: Reflections on Black Lives Matter in Canada edited by Rodney Diverlus, Sandy Hudson, and Syrus Marcus Ware Me and White Supremacy by Layla Saad Articles and Other Readings: Me and White Supremacy: Combat Racism, Change the World, and Become a Good Ancestor 75 Things White People Can Do for Racial Justice Explaining White Privilege to a Broke White Person How White Parents Can Use Media to Raise Anti-Racist Kids In Conversation: Desmond Cole and Téa Mutonji For additional resources you can check out this curated list here. Places to Donate: Black Health Alliance In Memory of D'Andre Campbell George Floyd Memorial Fund Justice for Regis - Donation Black Lives Matter - Toronto Black Lives Matter - Vancouver True allyship goes beyond just being a non-racist. To dismantle racism and white supremacy we have to strive to become actively anti-racist. It's having difficult conversations with your friends and family who express anti-Black sentiments or bias. It's looking inwards and addressing your own anti-Black racism. It’s writing politicians demanding police accountability. And most importantly, it’s showing up for the Black community, fighting against racism and discrimination wherever it shows up. With hope and respect, Simran and Brittany for Leadnow Sources: [1] The CBC, https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/protests-george-floyd-us-1.5592829 [2] CNBC, https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/01/george-floyd-death-police-violence-in-the-us-in-4-charts.html [3] The Guardian, https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/dec/10/toronto-black-residents-more-likely-shot-dead-ontario-human-rights-commission-report [4] The CBC, https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/spvm-racial-profiling-report-recommendations-and-findings-1.5311589 [5] The CBC, https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/vigil-regis-korchinski-paquet-1.5592134 [6] CTV News Toronto, https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/he-was-already-on-the-floor-family-looks-for-answers-after-ontario-man-shot-dead-by-police-1.4886751 [7] The Huffington Post, https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/amy-cooper-canada-central-park_ca_5ecd7fbbc5b6658c20605b3f [8] The Guardian, https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/06/canada-overdue-reckoning-anti-black-racism

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Jon McGlynn
Jon McGlynn

Susan Smith examples?

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Susan Smith
Susan Smith

The facts

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Chitlins Justice
Chitlins Justice

The narrative

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Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

Some of us are low middle class. Not cheap Bill. Fuck HBO when is not free 😂✌🏻🇵🇷🇩🇴

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Sean Baldwin
Sean Baldwin

I really enjoyed the laugh tracks and random shots of people gathered to laugh together.

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Anthony Vabene
Anthony Vabene

Staying at home has wrecked this show. I see Maher's choice of interior decoration, and I question his sanity.

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John Smith
John Smith

Actually i have HBO ON COMCAST but snice Comcast sucks i watch on YouTube

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Mark Arren
Mark Arren

Hi, I'm a cheap bastard. What's your name?

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jad1079
jad1079

Bill called me a cheap bastard! xD

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Ask to seduce Miss
Ask to seduce Miss

Trump will lose his voters. Either way it's a win for sanity and Hannity.

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ucctgg
ucctgg

Do people actually Pay to watch this guy?

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Irene Chang
Irene Chang

The Central Park woman was Canadian, so cannot donate to elections.

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Kira
Kira

Racial incidence. A black man being murdered by a white cop is not an incidence you jackass.

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Ask to seduce Miss
Ask to seduce Miss

Maher and his crew have turned fake laughter and applause into an art form!

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Shawn Crane
Shawn Crane

All bets are off when you monologue is alone.

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Zophia Iside
Zophia Iside

I loved your studio audience. Really funny.

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Doug Warner
Doug Warner

So, I’m cheap. Shut up.

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Kerry Milstead
Kerry Milstead

Sad. Piped in laughter.

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Sami Motaghedi
Sami Motaghedi

He gave a shout out to all of us on Utube 👐💙💙😂😂

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l S
l S

The return of the panel would have me really scrambling now for HBO Max. #COVID-19Diasppear

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James Becket
James Becket

off the mark Bill, this week needed a thoughtful Mahr

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