Meanwhile... The Transient Anus

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    Meanwhile... meet the magical jellyfish-like creature with a disappearing anus.
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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Excellent doggie voice, Stephen Colbert!

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Jeremy Taylor better watch Morgan Spurlock’s film _Super Size Me._

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Aimee Taylor
Aimee Taylor

Meanwhile.... A 13 year old girl is eating a apple in FL

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ExileOnDaytonStreet
ExileOnDaytonStreet

We've seen that last guy in a Colbert graphic before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RNz408xdqM I'm guessing that the ones where Colbert breaks the most are when they photoshop in pictures of actual staffers. Which leads me to this: the "Munchma Quchi" graphic that may or may not have been Colbert's mother-in-law. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUOtRI0XsbM

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Scott M
Scott M

I thought “transient anus” was secret service code for ‘the president is on the move’ ??

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Damian P
Damian P

4:27 uhm what about our great leader... Kim?

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NotAdayWithoutMusic
NotAdayWithoutMusic

Tbh getting rid of greeters is really shitty. You might not think it’s important as a shopper. But those greeters are often older people or anybody with an injury. I work at meijer and have had co-workers who got injured so instead of just them losing money by not being able work, so they just let them be a greeter.

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God and Life is Unfair Ur world is Bad, GOD.
God and Life is Unfair Ur world is Bad, GOD.

Walmart..cut old and Special employees , Save on Insurance Premiums. EXPENSE CONTROL.

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A.J. Steinman
A.J. Steinman

Transient Anus is the name of my new band.

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jim thomas
jim thomas

Trump 2020

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Martha B. Gallegos
Martha B. Gallegos

#NoJoe no more IIPAC candidates...DuPont supports him...the responsible laboratory for drowning the planet in plastic!! No more plastic! #NoJoe

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Alex Cicala
Alex Cicala

😂

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Jedidiah Rhodes Sargent
Jedidiah Rhodes Sargent

Am I the only one that doesn't find any of this funny......? Oh well......Too bad.........

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david mayo
david mayo

colbert is a sick puppy

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Augustuvi Primce dea.V.
Augustuvi Primce dea.V.

Colbert is secret Bernie junky

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motorv8N
motorv8N

Transient indeed. If Mooch's White House career lasted just ten days, how many seconds into it do you think it was before someone thought, "Dear God - we've made a terrible mistake..."

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beeberry art
beeberry art

transient anus is my favorite phish cover band

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fogglesworth
fogglesworth

Jon Batiste with Charlie Parker's "Moose the Mooche" at 4:30 (and of course Lee Morgan's "Sidewinder" at 5:08)

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

fogglesworth Jon knows his stuff, for sure!

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Dayton Coke
Dayton Coke

A year of free Taco Bell. Yep now he's really gonna die.

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teda lyn
teda lyn

of diarrhea ((} 8

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Pamela DeWinter
Pamela DeWinter

Now even Walmart, the hope of the elastic waist pant, screws the elderly.. There goes the last reason to shop at Walmart!

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Jacqueline White
Jacqueline White

Don’t cheer the Iditarod, there are many dogs who die in those races, suffer in the conditions that they are kept and are killed off because the poor dogs don’t race fast enough. There are lots of advertisers who have pulled out of the Iditarod because of these cruel conditions. Most people would never treat their dogs in such awful ways.

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fernando
fernando

That Bernie imitation was on point

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Johnny bravo 2777
Johnny bravo 2777

You are so not funny.

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guilanno1
guilanno1

C9

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youngswager1245 Fierros
youngswager1245 Fierros

This does not have a fucking soul this thing is not human how is it not in Area 51 yet it’s funny

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youngswager1245 Fierros
youngswager1245 Fierros

Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves

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Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez
Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez

That dog is Baltow

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Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez
Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez

Know Bartok the Magnificent. Thank the gods for the 90s a 20s of animated movies.

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Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez
Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez

Ups Balto*

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Sy Gy
Sy Gy

Stephen makes me laugh so hard my side hurts.

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Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin
Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin

That's a ctenophore, not a jellyfish

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin After reading your post, I looked it up on Wikipedia and then looked up salp, thinking they might also be a ctenophore, but it turns out they’re not. Salp are easily one of the most fascinating living organisms I have ever seen.

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Melanie Jecker
Melanie Jecker

hardly anybody laughed at that Tombstone joke because they're all to young to get it.

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Nancy Beveridge Taylor
Nancy Beveridge Taylor

I lived in Alaska for 9 years and Watched and knew IDITAROD racers... it is a BS race!

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Geekmom D
Geekmom D

"The transient anus" is also what White house working class staff call the Pres. (Because he's on vacation so much)

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Esther Piry
Esther Piry

Dear Steven C - I love your late night show (watch you after back from work 11.10pm) I request to your show to invite our Boy Band BTS (Top Korea K-Pop) since they will coming to NY - for SNL. please.. please..

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Gabriel Shepard
Gabriel Shepard

In retrospect, describing your segment as a “garbage can” is probably not the greatest idea...

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Mark T
Mark T

Good name for a band

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gljm99
gljm99

Transient Anus that dissapears ? Normally they just say that he's golfing at Mar-a-largo.

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Zarvix Gaming
Zarvix Gaming

I was mega disappointed when Stephen didn't mention Balto in that stray dog running the ididarod story.... XD

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Sinister Veritas
Sinister Veritas

Transient Anus was the codeword the secret service used for Trump when he migrates down to Mar-a-Lago.

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777scubadiver
777scubadiver

4:05 Choke collar? Oh hell NO!

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Gregory Ashton
Gregory Ashton

Transient Anus could come in handy in jail.

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Kari Vierimaa
Kari Vierimaa

Oh great, now I want to form a hard core punk industrial band called The Transient Anus

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WhiteFox_144
WhiteFox_144

Well i already know what airline I’m taking from now on 😏🤨

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remcat
remcat

Goldman Sachs is a giant vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity.

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Juan Yaotl Torres
Juan Yaotl Torres

Hilarious ending

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Dot McDonough
Dot McDonough

Balto!

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frnknstndrgqn
frnknstndrgqn

I work at walmart and the fact that they changed the job description hurts many of my co workers. Including one who is developmentally disabled, and 2 older workers. Basically what they are going to be doing is having AP take over and checking receipts at the door. Also I can take a joke when it comes to Bernie's age even though I wholeheartedly support him. However if Joe Biden decides to run I want as many jokes about his age as I've heard about Bernie's.

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Tetra Sky
Tetra Sky

We haven't had greeters for a couple years in canada already in walmarts. They got exchanged for security guards who inspect people of color while letting white go without issues. (And they themselves are black so it's funny to me.)

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Marlo Greene
Marlo Greene

Transient Anus, awesome band name, etc.

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Arizona
Arizona

he had to survive on taco sauce packets because he was an idiot who never learned any outdoor survival skills and didn't carry food and water in his truck during the winter.

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Arizona Not a bad plan any time of year. I keep a couple of fuzzy blankets in my trunk, and will be adding a couple gallons of water and some power bars as well.

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Bunt Munch
Bunt Munch

Orange man bad?

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MouthyCarnival
MouthyCarnival

4:06 Your Welcome

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Francis Boyle
Francis Boyle

I been a big fan of Transient Anus since the 80s.

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Francis Boyle Dude, they didn’t start performing until 1991!

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blizzaroxxx
blizzaroxxx

More like memewhile

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CommentStealer
CommentStealer

Transient anus sounds like a southpark episode

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Miguel Claudio
Miguel Claudio

Soo taco bell for life

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Trekkie New Zealand
Trekkie New Zealand

If America were a Walmart, I could imagine Bernie Sanders being a Walmart greeter, Hillary Clinton being the store manager and Trump being an angry customer screaming at the cashier.

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Trekkie New Zealand 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Add Elizabeth Warren as the bookkeeper, Kamala Harris as the chief security guard, and the rest of the candidates are busy stocking shelves.

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Sultan Mabini
Sultan Mabini

So this guy finally got tired if trump jokes and started to make real jokes. I dont give a shit about us pol i live in ca

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Sultan Mabini He’s not tired of them, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t think of other stuff.

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Wonder Mahembe
Wonder Mahembe

Please get Melania live via satelite to explain her 'fake double' scandal

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TheRedBarren
TheRedBarren

youre not funny stephen coldburp

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江梁
江梁

chreey 32cm wlecome how much of box 18 pounds?

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Atticus Finch
Atticus Finch

Meanwhile Cornholebert visits the clintons and takes another wad of bills.

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FanofJesus
FanofJesus

You’re definitely infected, Colbert...talk about flexible ethics code - best buds with ‘Skippy’ Podesta ... pizza anyone?

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Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese

+FanofJesus And you! All in good fun. =) Peace.

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FanofJesus
FanofJesus

Rienk Kroese Lies and deceit are egotistical intentions - hm - jokes are fantasies - hm - is there no objective truth/reality? What makes good humor is the element of truth in it, no? Pure fantasy is not humorous. That’s why the CIA has used folks like Colbert and Maher to weaponize comedy - get us all to laugh at ‘the truth’ - only, as you point out, their ‘truth(s)’ are fake/lies. Otherwise, I’m happy to encounter a fellow nut job! Take good care....

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Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese

+FanofJesus Ow, but I AM a nutjob. I do go nuts for Jesus. But I like the jokes Stephen Colbert makes. I have been in a couple of tv-shows myself and I know what a fake world it is. It doesn't surprise me, and I can still find it funny. I know he has around 15 script writers who come up with most of his jokes. He even talks about it when he says: "We left this joke out in rehearsal." Television = fake Who cares? Lies and deceit are egotistical intentions. Jokes and fantasies are just that. Jokes and fantasies, I never thought they were real. We are fools of the same Lord, God bless brother!

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FanofJesus
FanofJesus

Rienk Kroese Okay, you’re right - I’m just nut job. Sorry. Don’t look into Colbert, don’t look into walnut sauce - just keep laughing when he signals with the fake audience applause - don’t question, don’t fall out of line - or you’ll end up a nut job, too! God Bless

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Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese

+FanofJesus You are already a nutjob?

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C Lockett
C Lockett

Taco Bell taking a loss on that one because it's hard to imagine how many times he's eating there to accumulate enough sauce for him and his dog to survive for 5 days and now he gets to eat free for a year. Also. I bet he's glad he wasn't a cat person...

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Matthew Boyce
Matthew Boyce

You can survive 5 days without food.

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JimboMartini
JimboMartini

Transient Anus sounds like a streetwear brand by Kanye West

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

JimboMartini It sounds like his personality.

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Kevin John
Kevin John

Judging by the title, it seems this shill took some time off from bashing the Donald to tell us about Hillary

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Kevin John
Kevin John

+Mike Ridge snowflakes wilt at my presence

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Mike Ridge
Mike Ridge

Ooo, you're a tough one!

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uttacka
uttacka

Who laughs to this

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jon snow
jon snow

how. Libertards watching this trash.

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

jon snow Well, you’re here...

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YOUR MAJESTY
YOUR MAJESTY

Democrats will lose the 2020 presidential election if Andrew Yang is not the one up against Trump. Everyone else has no chance!!!

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Monkey D. Luffy
Monkey D. Luffy

The stray dog better win the idiotrod

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江梁
江梁

where is the ice?

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John Tuttle
John Tuttle

Transient Anus sounds like Trump.

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

John Tuttle It’s the Secret Service’s code name for him.

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Hunter Sykes
Hunter Sykes

I thought this was an Omar Illan video

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dirty money
dirty money

The show should be renamed, “late night with a idiocracy”.

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Darius Bender
Darius Bender

Are you worried about Bernie Stephen? What is wrong with Bernie you think?

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Zeb H.
Zeb H.

Hmmm, the Walmart greeter job is great for disabled and elderly who really could use the work. Like Walmart needs the money so bad they need to tighten up thier belt. This news is very SAD 😢

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matt
matt

You’re not funny MSM, D party, propaganda puppet.

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Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese

+matt That is some spiritual non sense, but I think you mean well. Time is an illusion. It's all movement in space.

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matt
matt

+Rienk Kroese We've been there, we are there now, and will be soon. Time is an illusion. All souls are one.

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Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese

+matt I hope we can laugh about it in two hundred years or so. :)

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matt
matt

+Rienk Kroese I agree

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Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese

+matt Makes it easy. Rich people thinking they are better because they are rich. Its stupid. The future will be spiritual or not at all.

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Mangu -Sen
Mangu -Sen

Meanwhile

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Alvaro Moe
Alvaro Moe

I love meanwhile!

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elagc
elagc

Oh, thanks for clearing that up...I thought the transient anus was the one wearing the suit.

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Angela Isaacs
Angela Isaacs

Hey! Wal-Mart: reconfigure the GREETER title 2 - "Multi-Omni-Factual-openenders"

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Toxic Canadian Lobster
Toxic Canadian Lobster

You might want to work on your Canadian accent eh

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mike 3dfx
mike 3dfx

sounds like a rock group!!

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Lol Head
Lol Head

Dead

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Jcslider C
Jcslider C

So...A YouTuber puts Anus in their title and it gets demonetized, A talk show host does it and it makes trending?

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Jcslider C 🎶 One of these things is not like the other 🎶

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Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese

Yes

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Kobe B.S
Kobe B.S

So noone has said that Colbert is king yet.....

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Fayez Hamim
Fayez Hamim
eddie bowens
eddie bowens

MAGA1

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Gary Shepard
Gary Shepard

How come I don’t have to sit through a 15 second commercial when I watch Bill Maher?

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Adrienne Boullianne
Adrienne Boullianne

so glad stephen colbert is on the right (left) side

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K Dowz
K Dowz

Orange man bad.

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

🍊🍄💩

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SS Robs
SS Robs

K Dowz Sooo bads. 🚫🍊🚫🍊🚫🍊

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Brix & Ice Studioz
Brix & Ice Studioz

Hilarious

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Nexor EH
Nexor EH

Meanwhile is my favorite segment! News that has nothing to do with Trump. (Lucky news.)

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Mike Ridge
Mike Ridge

Well, there was the transient anus thing...

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Kim Ono
Kim Ono

… … … … Okay (゜_゜ )

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FinFilm
FinFilm

What is thattt

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Maria Hammarström
Maria Hammarström

I read the title and thought it was about my boss.

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Vishnu Venu
Vishnu Venu

Ah

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Jared Maples
Jared Maples

I fucking love MEANWHILE

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Straight Talk
Straight Talk

Tranny Anus? I thought covergirl did that make up tutorial....

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Stephen Guess
Stephen Guess

Transient Anus, Trump's nickname for Eric!

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