Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

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    In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

OGGE BRUV
OGGE BRUV

Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle

Vor Monat
Ellington Thomas
Ellington Thomas

This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.

Vor 12 Tage
Ryan Beardsleys
Ryan Beardsleys

@TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply

Vor 26 Tage
THEMaNIsWOrTHit
THEMaNIsWOrTHit

bruh

Vor 26 Tage
Dante Damm
Dante Damm

Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao

Vor 26 Tage
TheRosieGhost Gaming
TheRosieGhost Gaming

Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content

Vor 29 Tage
Dr. Logic
Dr. Logic

Ted can cook

Vor 7 Stunden
Native Narrative
Native Narrative

Cool.

Vor 8 Stunden
lunula Productions
lunula Productions

I loved the moment where ted had a existential crisis due to the fire alarm then ate the pizza, and was like, "oh shit"

Vor 10 Stunden
Noah Patty
Noah Patty

9:46 me when ever I wash my hands.

Vor 14 Stunden
Joebama
Joebama

Ted: admits to crime Govt: doesn't do anything because ted is terrifying

Vor 20 Stunden
Zachary Calleja
Zachary Calleja

He clearly likes it!

Vor 23 Stunden
Clouded Star
Clouded Star

Actually it’s November today

Vor Tag
FatalFear
FatalFear

Ted tall af

Vor Tag
Fate Traitor
Fate Traitor

hook bit didnt last long

Vor Tag
Classic Karma
Classic Karma

I hope Ted knows that he could’ve just soaked the tomatoes in hot water for a bit and that the skin just peels rights off after that.. Edit: I just got to the part where he found this out lmao

Vor Tag
SaltyAifos
SaltyAifos

This man scares me

Vor Tag
Vector
Vector

6:07 me to my meat

Vor Tag
FunnyBone
FunnyBone

What’s the outro music?

Vor Tag
norm
norm

he looks like the type of guy to have a name like Ted

Vor 2 Tage
Wicked Chicken
Wicked Chicken

Ted gotta watch iAmMoshow The Cat Rapper.

Vor 2 Tage
Jr1Dragonology
Jr1Dragonology

Ted made a pizza as a pirate the same day I told my parents I was a lesbian, what world am I living in.

Vor 2 Tage
Gracially Feliciano
Gracially Feliciano

Least it didn't catch fire Edit: just i sent this, the frickin fire alarm started souding

Vor 2 Tage
selmioio
selmioio

bruh u look like young robert downey jr

Vor 3 Tage
JouJneyArachmach
JouJneyArachmach

u sound like young tom hanks

Vor 3 Tage
Remprixv C
Remprixv C

Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌

Vor 3 Tage
Kyle H
Kyle H

Wood fired pizza How’s pizza supposed to get a job now

Vor 4 Tage
miat
miat

forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?

Vor 4 Tage
Raphael Trillanes
Raphael Trillanes

Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.

Vor 4 Tage
Head of a thousand sheep's wool
Head of a thousand sheep's wool

The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video

Vor 4 Tage
The Englishman
The Englishman

I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon

Vor 4 Tage
Drunken Sailor
Drunken Sailor

O

Vor 5 Tage
Mitaki TM
Mitaki TM

I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.

Vor 5 Tage
Netsu Dreams
Netsu Dreams

*me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*

Vor 5 Tage
Hello Goodbye
Hello Goodbye

Should have used the dough hook

Vor 5 Tage
Maluga Whale
Maluga Whale

Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”

Vor 5 Tage
BLindley2k23
BLindley2k23

"No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*

Vor 6 Tage
BLindley2k23
BLindley2k23

"He Clearly Likes It!"

Vor 6 Tage
Ronan Healey
Ronan Healey

Why does Ted look normal in the costume?

Vor 6 Tage
Daniel Lubers
Daniel Lubers

Why u say fuck so much

Vor 6 Tage
Remprixv C
Remprixv C

Humor

Vor 3 Tage
FallMusic
FallMusic

Please get this man on the great British bakeoff

Vor 6 Tage
Claydon Cathorall
Claydon Cathorall

The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo

Vor 6 Tage
Mason Knapp
Mason Knapp

Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife

Vor 7 Tage
Christopher Doman
Christopher Doman

Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer

Vor 7 Tage
NiBBa Lightning
NiBBa Lightning

Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿

Vor 8 Tage
N3K0
N3K0

i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-

Vor 8 Tage
yellow m&m
yellow m&m

the american version of wilbur

Vor 8 Tage
Remprixv C
Remprixv C

IDK

Vor 3 Tage
Silent Siege
Silent Siege

I'm getting rum ads now thanks

Vor 8 Tage
fish swim
fish swim

gotta love teddy

Vor 9 Tage
Motivational Lizard
Motivational Lizard

Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza

Vor 10 Tage
FuckSmucker
FuckSmucker

The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters

Vor 10 Tage
Orij
Orij

If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.

Vor 10 Tage
D’angelo Onfroy
D’angelo Onfroy

Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.

Vor 11 Tage
Dawson's Things and stuffs 2
Dawson's Things and stuffs 2

Cram

Vor 11 Tage
William Ledbetter
William Ledbetter

Are you Ted Nivison?

Vor 11 Tage
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3

I’ll take your entire stock

Vor 11 Tage
Photography Craze
Photography Craze

also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it

Vor 11 Tage
Photography Craze
Photography Craze

sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!

Vor 11 Tage
Gabe H
Gabe H

Why does he know william osman

Vor 11 Tage
SriFoo
SriFoo

Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.

Vor 11 Tage
Ana Cruz
Ana Cruz

Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through

Vor 11 Tage
JackTheFlea10
JackTheFlea10

13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn

Vor 11 Tage
Kayno _
Kayno _

Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕

Vor 12 Tage
crissy s.
crissy s.

POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok

Vor 12 Tage
Amelia Chastain
Amelia Chastain

I’m from TikTok...

Vor 12 Tage
Chan _101
Chan _101

i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube

Vor 12 Tage
GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN /
GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN /

13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass

Vor 12 Tage
YikesItsElora
YikesItsElora

he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts

Vor 13 Tage
HCGosling
HCGosling

That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make

Vor 13 Tage
MrMs Anime
MrMs Anime

ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife

Vor 13 Tage
Victoria Salinas
Victoria Salinas

Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!

Vor 13 Tage
3 unskippable ads
3 unskippable ads

"I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*

Vor 13 Tage
yami supersleuth
yami supersleuth

Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?

Vor 13 Tage
yo hammy
yo hammy

Me with my gf 9:46

Vor 13 Tage
Robo Donut
Robo Donut

1:17 ad

Vor 13 Tage
Jebus
Jebus

It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it

Vor 14 Tage
Honestly_Ally
Honestly_Ally

i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.

Vor 14 Tage
saddly
saddly

Hold up. CELERY IN THE SAUCE. YUCK!

Vor 14 Tage
luigi77714
luigi77714

You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better

Vor 15 Tage
Blubers
Blubers

dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins

Vor 15 Tage
kata kankus
kata kankus

watching you make the dough is pain

Vor 15 Tage
LLYKNA
LLYKNA

Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180

Vor 15 Tage
VeRtOgO 711
VeRtOgO 711

Good job you tube mentioned ya

Vor 16 Tage
Lazy Beams
Lazy Beams

@Binging With Babish please

Vor 16 Tage
Kingshrimp
Kingshrimp

It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)

Vor 16 Tage
Lindsay Schultz
Lindsay Schultz

Best opening ever.

Vor 16 Tage
monochromatic _child
monochromatic _child

my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol

Vor 16 Tage
BavaDava80
BavaDava80

Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO

Vor 16 Tage
Koni Keebi
Koni Keebi

1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already

Vor 17 Tage
A_W_EM
A_W_EM

"i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all

Vor 17 Tage
Simon Emir Santamaria
Simon Emir Santamaria

yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes

Vor 17 Tage
Pyruh
Pyruh

Where's your eyepatch Ted?

Vor 17 Tage
sarahwhat
sarahwhat

My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao

Vor 17 Tage
noatryy
noatryy

I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.

Vor 18 Tage
yick2sav’
yick2sav’

0:38 big lion

Vor 18 Tage
Jennifer McKenzie
Jennifer McKenzie

Technically, people did try to kill people with tomatoes. So, someone might have made a pizza trying to assassinate someone.

Vor 18 Tage
Lizards_And_Jelly
Lizards_And_Jelly

14:47 it looks like pumpkin pie

Vor 18 Tage
Its YourFam
Its YourFam

Some will call him ted Bundy others will call him ted copperneck

Vor 18 Tage
Admiral MacK
Admiral MacK

I read the title as “Making pizza but I’m a pizza”

Vor 18 Tage
OWEN TABER
OWEN TABER

“Pizza has a long and accurate history”

Vor 19 Tage
Silas van der Merwe
Silas van der Merwe

you say you're making it from scratch but you don't even cultivate your own yeast? lame

Vor 19 Tage
Lora Jackson
Lora Jackson

I GOT A FRESHSLICE AD

Vor 19 Tage
Wolfie Empress
Wolfie Empress

At least it was edible

Vor 19 Tage
KᗩI
KᗩI

pozza/ 🦷

Vor 19 Tage
Womwom Monch
Womwom Monch

The more ted gets stressed he turns more midwesters

Vor 19 Tage

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