LET'S ARGUE: Worst Lyrics of All Time

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Feathery Coffee +16316
Feathery Coffee

Let's argue : "I'm selling cocaine in the streets like their groceries, except it's not groceries, It's cocaine" one of the best lyrics of all time.

Vor 2 years
isaac cain +188
isaac cain

who said that ahaha

Vor 2 years
GRLN +1389
GRLN

@isaac cain This excert is from Pinks Guy's/Filthyfrank's "Pink Season" and is directly followed by "I never have sex with a condom on Cause I wanna repopulate my city My city My hood Repopulate my hood Repopulate my hood Repopulate my hood" have fun

Vor 2 years
Zambience +548
Zambience

What about "DAN SCHNEIDER! I want all my bitches back"

Vor 2 years
MZ +67
MZ

Frankuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Vor 2 years
El' Nickel +18
El' Nickel

Or possibly, like most of "Big Mama".

Vor 2 years
GoldGotCensored +4507
GoldGotCensored

"I can make orange rhyme with banana" "bornana" is the worst and funniest line I've ever heard in a song

Vor year
Dylan Mistry +295
Dylan Mistry

Theres no way that line wasn't ironic

Vor year
Mask Gas +506
Mask Gas

“Playing fortnite with your grandma”

Vor year
Zee +366
Zee

@Dylan Mistry the whole song was ironic lmao

Vor year
No +135
No

people forget that music to be murdered by is meant to be taken as a joke and lightheartedly.

Vor year
Trikki Clips +6
Trikki Clips

@No kill shot is Eminem going off

Vor year
Joseph Hanicak +5239
Joseph Hanicak

I think we can all come in agreement that "Real G's move in silence like Lasagna" is the best sentence ever put to paper in the history of ever.

Vor 2 years
DangLemons +457
DangLemons

It's so good cause the G in lasagna is silent

Vor 2 years
Kevin Z +1063
Kevin Z

@DangLemons dope bar breakdown

Vor 2 years
Noah Di Luca +71
Noah Di Luca

it's pretty good but idg the hype there's no double meaning to lasagna other than it having a silent g

Vor 2 years
Hey +68
Hey

@Kevin Z lmao found the Genius writer

Vor 2 years
Even TheObsolete +7
Even TheObsolete

Word

Vor 2 years
nikita +948
nikita

i love when people just admit to being pedophiles or sexually assaulting people in songs. create your own evidence king

Vor year
The Bubblegum Statue +15
The Bubblegum Statue

Just tell on themselves, man.

Vor 8 Monate
mammamiaculpa +55
mammamiaculpa

rap snitches

Vor 7 Monate
ThatOneGuy 333 +42
ThatOneGuy 333

​@mammamiaculpatelling all their business

Vor 6 Monate
O'Long Johnson +27
O'Long Johnson

​@ThatOneGuy 333 sit in the an be their own star witness

Vor 6 Monate
DM +8700
DM

"She's indecisive. She can't decide" - Sean Kingston.

Vor 3 years
The Mario Kid +718
The Mario Kid

The sky is blue, blue is the sky

Vor 3 years
R.A.K +498
R.A.K

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Vor 3 years
Samuraiuni +222
Samuraiuni

Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

Vor 3 years
AJ +73
AJ

😭this whole thread😂😂

Vor 3 years
JV +86
JV

The Air is Good,The Air is Made for Breathing

Vor 3 years
qazwsx +3557
qazwsx

"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant" - Jaden Smith

Vor 2 years
Tanner Wilson +145
Tanner Wilson

he actually included that one in the worst lyrics 2 video lol

Vor year
People Legend +160
People Legend

At the same time tho, that line is so vomit-inducingly awful that it is honestly great!

Vor year
Arsenic Catnip +13
Arsenic Catnip

I don't care what your into but dude.

Vor year
Ducaso +29
Ducaso

I think he meant it as a statement. I think he was just being honest.

Vor year
madeleine p. +18
madeleine p.

What makes this even funnier is that dragons would lay eggs if they were real XD

Vor year
Matthew Tanyi +14243
Matthew Tanyi

Imagine being at a Kanye concert and hearing 10,000 fans scream the “bleached asshole” lyric. It was majestic.

Vor 3 years
Rako +62
Rako

😂💀

Vor 3 years
Nicolás Lanfranco +613
Nicolás Lanfranco

Pablo tour was THE Kanye Tour

Vor 3 years
Alan Uzcátegui +132
Alan Uzcátegui

The 2018 Camp flog, It was pretty cool ngl

Vor 3 years
80 Degrees +33
80 Degrees

Trash Byio i’m pretty sure he was talking about the pablo tour being the most kanye like tour.

Vor 3 years
hashly +1
hashly

were you there?

Vor 3 years
ItsReddd +10433
ItsReddd

“If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don’t, don’t.” - Bobby Shmurda

Vor 2 years
kanske_gunnar +276
kanske_gunnar

The goat

Vor 2 years
Alex Burdzy +622
Alex Burdzy

Shmurda is a thoughtful man

Vor 2 years
Kavya Krishnakumar +262
Kavya Krishnakumar

This line is making me doubt reality

Vor 2 years
Caesar Speaks +392
Caesar Speaks

That’s just good pet advice

Vor 2 years
farley haskard +56
farley haskard

Honestly I like it

Vor 2 years
TheEpicWaffle +6073
TheEpicWaffle

“I’m lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains” - Shakira, 2009

Vor 2 years
Alan Boshoff +803
Alan Boshoff

This says alot about society

Vor 2 years
TheEpicWaffle +33
TheEpicWaffle

@Alan Boshoff haha

Vor 2 years
FammiTom Productions +167
FammiTom Productions

Yet we live in one.

Vor 2 years
BlazicGD +81
BlazicGD

2001*

Vor 2 years
El Scourou +424
El Scourou

That one is so funny I genuinely can’t hate it

Vor 2 years
AURUM +1159
AURUM

"said that you're a lesbian, girl me too" -Drake

Vor year
YoshidaDraws +114
YoshidaDraws

god tier women equality drake, thanks

Vor year
Heinz Tomato Ketchup +66
Heinz Tomato Ketchup

Bro when I first heard that line it made me shed a tear 😭

Vor year
ziwuri13 +18
ziwuri13

@JSGRanks Do straight men other than Drake actually say that? Bro I'm so sorry lmao.

Vor year
JSGRanks +17
JSGRanks

@ziwuri13 You have no idea lmao; all the fucking time 💀😫😭😆

Vor year
Ahmad Danial +5585
Ahmad Danial

"I feel good, sometimes I don't" - Drake

Vor 3 years
Designed +396
Designed

"I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"

Vor 3 years
Dxshawn +6
Dxshawn

@Designed Satirical? No?

Vor 3 years
Rudy Pattea +341
Rudy Pattea

drake perfectly illustrates the duality of humankind in an unequivocal and personal manner, top 5 bar for me

Vor 3 years
Shaq Eats Kobe +65
Shaq Eats Kobe

"I don't take naps"

Vor 3 years
V +15
V

Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

Vor 3 years
Squillium Fancyson +800
Squillium Fancyson

Honestly a guy like Fred durst needed to happen. He’s literally the Florida Man of the Music industry

Vor 2 years
Hereformemes042 +12
Hereformemes042

Nah, Stitches is the Florida Man of the music industry.

Vor year
Ducaso +3
Ducaso

Damn that is so true.

Vor year
Isaac Ramsay +1
Isaac Ramsay

Your pfp is based

Vor year
Andrew_P +16
Andrew_P

What does that make Kid Rock?

Vor year
NoticeTheZ +15690
NoticeTheZ

"I farted in my wallet, I call that gas money" -Lil Wayne

Vor 3 years
Eugene Ax +716
Eugene Ax

Oof, that one's a doozy.

Vor 3 years
Moaz +204
Moaz

Loool is that fr?

Vor 3 years
Lapis the Human +227
Lapis the Human

Legend

Vor 3 years
Nolan Vaughn +18
Nolan Vaughn

69th like

Vor 3 years
Jaycee +5157
Jaycee

Rap has the best and worst lyrics of any genre: let’s argue

Vor 3 years
Dru Won +377
Dru Won

Rock songs have a whole lot of overrated lyrics and songwriters , and a whole lot less work goes into writing rock lyrics than lyrics from a real mc . I agree that hip hop has the most complex lyrics of all time , and some of the most poetic

Vor 3 years
Jaycee +33
Jaycee

Dru Won 💯, respect from Detroit too

Vor 3 years
ChyornaKotka +345
ChyornaKotka

@Dru Won that's kind of logical, though, as this genre is mostly based on lyrics. Rock/metal engages it's audience with instruments and vocals.

Vor 3 years
Dru Won +74
Dru Won

@ChyornaKotka it's not logical according to massive amounts of people who have no respect for hip hop or the art of m.c. 'ing , and would never even consider the idea that Nas could be a better songwriter than Kurt Cobain

Vor 3 years
Dxshawn +133
Dxshawn

@Dru Won Lol I like rock and metal but out of every genre they have the worst and most hypocritical gatekeeping niggas ever! and ironically as a result turn newcomers off from the genre they complain is dying.

Vor 3 years
• BeefyOreo7 • +1144
• BeefyOreo7 •

"its real fucked up like a fucked up crime" had me rolling

Vor 3 years
Memories Museum +3
Memories Museum

Who said this

Vor 2 years
Lucas Lorimer +64
Lucas Lorimer

The man himself. Fred Durst.

Vor 2 years
Hereformemes042 +25
Hereformemes042

Hot Dog is one of the best worst songs I've ever heard. It's like the music version of The Room.

Vor year
Georgi Hadzhiev +14
Georgi Hadzhiev

Had you rolling? That's exactly what they want you to be doing 0_0

Vor year
Heraclius
Heraclius

@Hereformemes042 fr

Vor year
Lance Dang +419
Lance Dang

" How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay " Lol I wish central cee came up with this earlier so fantano could include it in this video

Vor year
Mich107 +11
Mich107

I’m tryna tell doja cat, that I’m tryna indulge in that

Vor 10 Monate
rosinros +57
rosinros

tyler the creator did it first, “How can I be homophobic when my boyfriend’s a f****t?”

Vor 10 Monate
Samy Lemzaoui +16
Samy Lemzaoui

it kinda gets less bad when you learn that his girlfriend is actually bisexual and that he supports her, but he had to know how that sounded right ?

Vor 6 Monate
joseph richards +3
joseph richards

This is a bar wym

Vor 6 Monate
Mcgillacuddy +7
Mcgillacuddy

This is legit the equivalent of the saying "I'm not racist. I have black friends!" 😂

Vor 3 Monate
No Warman No Cry +452
No Warman No Cry

I always assumed that someone told Kanye 'umm actually, it's the spartans' but he flipped out so good that pretty much everyone else there just noped out of it

Vor 2 years
velikoslovog +17
velikoslovog

Nah, 300 is written in Roman numerals as CCC, he's saying "I keep it cool, calm and collected".

Vor year
Sammyconray +1
Sammyconray

Spartans doesn’t rhyme with trojans bro 🙊💦❤️

Vor 10 Monate
Lego Yoda +5
Lego Yoda

@velikoslovog That's definitely not what he meant lol

Vor 2 Monate
Barbie +881
Barbie

“Bout to drop an album, this is my fourth, I don’t put sugar in my spaghetti sauce” - Nicki Minaj

Vor 2 years
Ugly Barnacle +97
Ugly Barnacle

oh nicki.. shes a good rapper but she always says some shit like this and makes me think why. like the line about duct tape.

Vor 2 years
Hell boy +2
Hell boy

@The Fallen 🤮

Vor 2 years
Bruh...... +14
Bruh......

That's soo random wtf lol

Vor 2 years
Jeeves Anthrozaur +5693
Jeeves Anthrozaur

"I'm a crack addict" is not the worst lyric I've ever heard, but the fact that Fred Durst follows it up with "I'm addicted to crack" just breaks something in my brain

Vor 3 years
Daniel Nunez +197
Daniel Nunez

“I’m addicted to crackin’ skulls when punks start static” (he was talking about you)

Vor 3 years
Nicolas Concha +193
Nicolas Concha

I have a brain injury, my brain is injured - vortigaunt

Vor 3 years
asdf movie +60
asdf movie

at least he means it in a different sense unlike the kodak line

Vor 3 years
Koen Metekohy +25
Koen Metekohy

Fred Durst needs to forget what words are tbh

Vor 3 years
A chair +13
A chair

@Koen Metekohy I don't think he even know words, man.....

Vor 3 years
Hartley Harms +421
Hartley Harms

Prepare to cry The Drops of Jupiter one is actually a really interesting case. It's the perfect reason as to why you should never put relationship easter eggs in your lyrics. The story behind the song is unbelievably sad. Rather than being about a girlfriend, like most think the song is about, it's actually about Pat Monahan's mother who passed away in the late 90s. The references to food are easter eggs for Monahan's relationship with his mother, them being their favorite foods to share. The entire idea for the song came to Monahan when he woke up with the words "back in the atmosphere" stuck in his head while still grieving his mother. The meaning behind the lyrics is all about how his mother isn't really gone but is among the stars and constellations.

Vor 2 years
Xavier D +28
Xavier D

doesn’t matter still mid

Vor year
DukeOnkled +52
DukeOnkled

I figured it was something that would really only mean something to him, but like, I think it's still relatable if you got along well with your mother and enjoyed all those things together.

Vor year
Coingamer ♪ +20
Coingamer ♪

but the thing is that less than 1% of people listening to the song will get that and the fact that the other 99% are left wondering what the hell the lyric means makes that line bad

Vor year
Whatastandupguy +14
Whatastandupguy

Train lyrics are so bad I would never have guessed there was any real intended meaning to them, even when there explicitly is, holy shit

Vor year
NJGuy1973 +5
NJGuy1973

So it was his mom who checked out Mozart while she did Tae-Bo? I can see that.

Vor year
Loose Tube +1758
Loose Tube

2Chainz has lyrics that are so bad they're amazing. 'got pulled over I was swerving, like hi Officer, when he asked me why I was swerving, I'm high officer.'

Vor 2 years
Etercious +307
Etercious

That’s actually a bar

Vor 2 years
Random Channel +522
Random Channel

"Rest in peace to the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix"

Vor 2 years
Elgoog Hosent +33
Elgoog Hosent

@dude br05 SKRT SKRT

Vor 2 years
Devin Graves +427
Devin Graves

"I hate my life" by Theory of a Deadman has got to have some of the most pathetic lyrics I have ever heard in a song. With gems like: "So sick of the hobos Always beggin' for change I don't like how I gotta work And they just sit around and get paid" "How come I never get laid? Nice guys always lose How could she have another headache? There's always some kind of excuse" And "I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face"

Vor year
nr +9
nr

theyre from my province too...smh

Vor year
Tayyib Shah +77
Tayyib Shah

I mean credit where it's due that guy definitely hates his life. He deserves to though

Vor year
the_xdude +5
the_xdude

"According to Tyler Connolly, the band's lead singer, this song enables people to feel that no matter how bad their own life is going, that there is always someone out there who feels just as bad." - Wikipedia

Vor year
MajorOctofuss +8
MajorOctofuss

@the_xdude idomt think he got his point across with that lyrics though. Imagine the backlash if someone had written this song today

Vor year
the_xdude +3
the_xdude

@MajorOctofuss Absolutely

Vor year
Christ Raymer +545
Christ Raymer

Hands down best lyrics ever written was "I don't like dinosaurs or Jurassic Park, but the rims sure look Jurassic when I park." -Paul Wall

Vor 3 years
Chernobyl Coleslaw +10
Chernobyl Coleslaw

Oh man GYMC a classic listening yesterday. Apparently Chamillionaire wrote the lyrics.

Vor 2 years
Jake Danielsen
Jake Danielsen

@Chernobyl Coleslaw woah, is Catsmillionaire a reference to that

Vor 7 Monate
Chernobyl Coleslaw
Chernobyl Coleslaw

@Jake Danielsen sorry what?

Vor 7 Monate
Jake Danielsen
Jake Danielsen

@Chernobyl Coleslaw ye

Vor 7 Monate
Chernobyl Coleslaw
Chernobyl Coleslaw

@Jake Danielsen The song ''Cats Millionaire'' a reference to Chamillionaire? Ha maybe.

Vor 7 Monate
Trikki Clips +158
Trikki Clips

“Wifey gonna kill me she the female OJ” Kanye west I actually love this line

Vor year
ҽ_ +3
ҽ_

yes

Vor 2 Monate
JumpSonic +3927
JumpSonic

"Germany, we forgive you" from Lil Dicky's Earth is drastically worse than any of these.

Vor 3 years
Rodrigo Peres +164
Rodrigo Peres

He ain't say that ironically?

Vor 3 years
Spell-Check Bot +9
Spell-Check Bot

Rodrigo Peres lol

Vor 3 years
Gregory Comey +652
Gregory Comey

It's just super awkward

Vor 3 years
Fa lo +801
Fa lo

@Rodrigo Peres Don't care if it's ironic or not, it's super cringe

Vor 3 years
Dio's right calf muscle +601
Dio's right calf muscle

I hate that line so much. It comes out of fucking nowhere and what makes it worse is that its political. Surprise politics are never enjoyable. It's like Dicky couldn't think of anything to say about Germany other than a historic genocide.

Vor 3 years
Niko Yochum +2053
Niko Yochum

“You want to hug me, what rhymes with hug me?” -Robin Thicke not understanding how rhyming works

Vor 3 years
Kat 🐈 +16
Kat 🐈

💀💀💀

Vor 3 years
Daniel Lea +138
Daniel Lea

uh, bug me?

Vor 3 years
serialhater +123
serialhater

Sugg me?

Vor 3 years
Manuel Morales +207
Manuel Morales

Lovely , Chuck d, rugby, hug trees , ugly musty huskies .- Eminem probably

Vor 3 years
VoadoraDePiru +305
VoadoraDePiru

Drops of Jupiter was written for the lead singer's recently deceased mother, so I'm assuming those lyrics were about stuff she liked while she was alive, which makes it a little less weird, i guess. Still, Train often has these whack ass lyrics that probably only make sense to them and sound dumb as hell with no context. For reference, read the lyrics to the bridge of Hey Soul Sister

Vor 3 years
Jack McSomeone +56
Jack McSomeone

"So gangster, I'm so thug"

Vor 3 years
Anony Mous +51
Anony Mous

UNTRIMMED CHEST

Vor 3 years
Exzyyd +17
Exzyyd

I don't see the problem with Drops of Jupiter tbh Like it all just sounds like basic metaphorical stuff

Vor 2 years
squeallymaniac +23
squeallymaniac

*on the upside of a downward spiral, MY LOVE FOR YOU WENT VIRAL* *looking for a 2-ply Hefty bag to hold my-y-y-y-y love*

Vor 2 years
Emolovetree +14
Emolovetree

Hey soul sister? That song stinks

Vor year
Money Mike +99
Money Mike

I remember the last time I willingly listened to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ was one night before bed during my sophomore year. The next morning a drunk driver crashed into my house and now any little snippet of the song reminds of that :(

Vor year
Mort +4
Mort

my condolences man :(

Vor year
Jake Danielsen +3
Jake Danielsen

That sucks ass, my neighbour's garage exploded and much of the night before is tainted with that

Vor 7 Monate
Ben Carlson
Ben Carlson

Exploded?

Vor 3 Monate
Gamers Unite +1653
Gamers Unite

"It's ok to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings." - Nirvana.

Vor 3 years
USMCLP +206
USMCLP

Within the context of the song it kinda makes sense. But generally, it sucks.

Vor 2 years
Bartłomiej Kumor +90
Bartłomiej Kumor

@USMCLP That's honestly true for a lot of Nirvana's lyrics. They were a success because of their groundbreaking sound that had the underground edge while not being obscure to the point of turning away mainstream audiences and definitely not lyricism.

Vor 2 years
Peter Lewis +156
Peter Lewis

@Bartłomiej Kumor Thurston Moore said a few years ago in an Interview Kurt didn't care of the meaning. Just the sound. Like he showed him SLTS bars "A mosquito. My libido" and said : "well, it sounds good, and maybe it's meaningful." That's Thurston's testimony...

Vor 2 years
bertschwood +85
bertschwood

I love that line and I will fight about it

Vor 2 years
『W E A T H E R B O Y』 +128
『W E A T H E R B O Y』

eh, picking Nirvana lyrics is kind of a low hanging fruit, cause non of their lyrics really make sense, at least not out of context

Vor 2 years
D1N0 ALG +177
D1N0 ALG

People kept saying that Ye saying, "I keep it 300, like the Romans" refers to the Roman numerals CCC - which is 300 The CCC is then an acronym for cool, calm and collected. To be honest, I still think he mistook the Romans for the Spartans lol

Vor year
- +14
-

The trojans double entendre doesn't really work with romans either. Whereas spartans would have

Vor 10 Monate
TheFinalFarewell +14
TheFinalFarewell

People are really giving Kanye too much credit. Looking at the stuff he's said recently, no part of me can believe that he was ever smart enough to make the CCC reference, I'm pretty sure he just couldn't tell the difference between ancient Greeks and Roman's too

Vor 8 Monate
pauma +27800
pauma

“Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” - Rick Ross

Vor 3 years
Ecléctico Iconoclasta +3377
Ecléctico Iconoclasta

"Mighty Muhammad, Son of Osama, Son of a Bitch, one time for my momma" Rick Ross

Vor 3 years
LESTR97 +2122
LESTR97

“Trayvon Martin, I’m never missin’ my target”

Vor 3 years
Cyborg Cuttlefish +618
Cyborg Cuttlefish

That was literally my first thought when I saw the title

Vor 3 years
Maximillian Reichel +1337
Maximillian Reichel

this is 100% the worst

Vor 3 years
Thomas Cogger +338
Thomas Cogger

Eminem has said waaay worse stuff than that.

Vor 3 years
Pierce Gormley +106
Pierce Gormley

“Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it” has always made me cringe

Vor 2 years
Irine elle
Irine elle

What???? What song is this?

Vor 9 Monate
Kameron Thomas
Kameron Thomas

@Irine elle u.o.e.n.o

Vor 9 Monate
Merle Smith +20
Merle Smith

been working on lyrics of my own and this video actually gave me some greatly needed perspective, i may not be a visionary or great lyricist or poet or anything but if the bar is set this low for lyrics then i think what im writing is pretty proficient lmfao

Vor year
korbancheese +77
korbancheese

pitbull’s face right next to Fantano is like seeing the evil twin brothers ‘one is smart one is dumb’ trope

Vor year
dacypher22 +19
dacypher22

So Rap Critic has suggested that the record labels are now purposely leaving in lyrical screw-ups or dumb lines in an effort to go viral. They don't care how they get the plays as long as they do. And honestly I believe him

Vor 7 Monate
LINT +30
LINT

i wouldnt really call the beastie boys lyrics bad but i will say they have some of the funniest. "dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable" "if you got bad breath then maybe try scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap" "i am the king of boggle, there is none higher, i get eleven points off the word quagmire"

Vor 2 years
Alpha Hombre +6927
Alpha Hombre

I can't believe nobody cited Kodak Black's infamous line: "I'm the shit im fartin I don't know how to potty"

Vor 3 years
Alpha Hombre +272
Alpha Hombre

A La Zay Aye ah yes I misread. My mistake

Vor 3 years
Aldo Esteban Railef Villanueva +228
Aldo Esteban Railef Villanueva

Kodak Black should be pictured with a Kodak

Vor 3 years
Soup +29
Soup

That's a great line. You must be confused

Vor 3 years
Alpha Brother +617
Alpha Brother

“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains.” “The way you can cut a rug, watching you is the only drug I need. I’m gangster I’m so thug.” “My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest.” “Just a shy guy looking for a two ply hefty bag to hold my love.” All from Train.

Vor 3 years
RANDAM +115
RANDAM

Let's not forget "She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur?"

Vor 3 years
Nicholas Bailey +106
Nicholas Bailey

I especially hate the untrimmed chest line thanks for posting brother

Vor 2 years
Ph0ton +68
Ph0ton

And 3 of those 4 are from the same song

Vor 2 years
Jacob O'Leary +2
Jacob O'Leary

just rotten!

Vor 2 years
funny apple +35
funny apple

Train makes horrible lyrics that are just...*chef kiss* beautiful.

Vor 2 years
Shake +172
Shake

"Can't even find the page, I was writing this rhyme on. Oh, it's on the rampage" -Eminem, alleged lyrical genius

Vor 2 years
SuperBrictson +8
SuperBrictson

I guess those lines were the drugs talking :/

Vor 2 years
Flavio +30
Flavio

He’s got some songs where he demonstrates his amazing lyrical abilities, although he has way too many trash lines. A genius of rhyming would be a better description for him than calling him a lyrical genius.

Vor 2 years
Brandon Ayong +1
Brandon Ayong

Ironically that song has amazing writing elsewhere

Vor year
Vayun Lohani +2
Vayun Lohani

@Bolt 704 Nah, lot of great rappers do.. and he had been pretty good for a long time.. don't know what's wrong with him

Vor year
Selja T. +18
Selja T.

there's an original song in the tv show glee called "loser like me" and the bridge ends with the lyrics "l-o-s-e-r / i can only be who i are". what makes me the most furious is how the line is sung by the whole cast so they could 100% have made it "we can only be who we are" and it would've made sense. a similar line in ed sheeran's "shape of you" as well, with "i'm in love with the shape of you / push and pull like a magnet do". makes me laugh every time.

Vor 2 years
Flump Daddy +1
Flump Daddy

I thought it was “like it’s magnitude”

Vor 10 Monate
7\ +592
7\

"I got me some money" "Order some more money" - Chief Keef in a single song.

Vor 3 years
Ruthie +40
Ruthie

NIGHTCRAWLERRRR

Vor 3 years
Filippo Simone +43
Filippo Simone

I just ordered lunch Korean spicy garlic -Chief keef in the same song

Vor 3 years
ervin +3
ervin

Fleep14 [TEK] top 10 bars of the 2010’s

Vor 3 years
Among Us +2
Among Us

Waot taht was chief keef. His verse went hard

Vor 2 years
Haidyn Wendlandt +24
Haidyn Wendlandt

3:03 I think another thing people forget about Imagine is that John was saying "It's easy to imagine no heaven, but it's not easy to imagine no possessions as much as we would like to."

Vor 2 years
schneedle
schneedle

I feel people just see having a lot of money as inherently a bad thing. Like yeah most of the time rich people have their ego and John was no exception, but in the case of Imagine, he's not telling you do think a certain way, he's just saying "what if things were like this?"

Vor Monat
Mat Cauthon +10317
Mat Cauthon

"It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car" -the Beatles

Vor 3 years
mp +441
mp

''honey pieeeeeeee, honey pieeeeeeeee'' - beatles

Vor 3 years
Anna Es +409
Anna Es

Oneeeee and oneee and onee is three -The Beatles

Vor 3 years
treelo_the_first +326
treelo_the_first

@Bruce lee1947 wrong list, that would be "best lyrics of all time"

Vor 3 years
realstiffy +126
realstiffy

I AM THE WALRUS

Vor 3 years
treelo_the_first +73
treelo_the_first

realstiffy goo goo gjoob

Vor 3 years
jibb +330
jibb

“Why you gotta fight me at the cheesecake, you know I love to go there.” - Drake

Vor 2 years
BigTony +35
BigTony

But why she have to do him like that, at the mf CHEESECAKE

Vor year
Monty +1
Monty

He talking about she drawlin everywhere

Vor year
Dustin Harris +5
Dustin Harris

I think the point about Imagine is that those who wrote it COULD HAVE done things to get closer to what they are describing but did not.

Vor year
Tess Hogan +2
Tess Hogan

there’s a whole other world of hilarious, terribly translated or inane English lyrics in kpop we’re missing here. like “shawty imma party ‘till the sundown” and “I been walking with the cheese that’s the queso” are claaaaaasics

Vor year
Trash Human (a.k.a. PrettyFly4ABiGuy) +53
Trash Human (a.k.a. PrettyFly4ABiGuy)

I love how he says "Yeah. That's pretty funny" with the most blank, dead tone / expression

Vor 2 years
Kris Taylor +123
Kris Taylor

"She lives in a house, she's as stupid as a mouse" - Suede

Vor 9 Monate
Lateralus2001
Lateralus2001

😂😂

Vor 7 Monate
Ross H
Ross H

Classic

Vor 5 Monate
KK +5747
KK

“We forgive you Germany”- Lil Dicky, 2019

Vor 3 years
Liex +514
Liex

To be fair that one got a laugh out of me when I first heard it

Vor 3 years
Lulu +412
Lulu

That whole song was uh.... something?

Vor 3 years
KM Correa +250
KM Correa

Do you fuck with the war?

Vor 3 years
coolj342♡ +18
coolj342♡

KM Correa Huh?

Vor 3 years
KK +74
KK

@KM Correa i fuck with that war hectic, given the alternative was letting whole ethnicities and racial groups being wiped off the face of the earth.

Vor 3 years
awesome sunnybrave +7
awesome sunnybrave

The train lyrics were weird but the song was about talking to his dead mom, and in that verse he's basically going over things she enjoyed in life, like soy lattes (after the whole song was him asking her spirit about visiting planets and such)

Vor 3 years
BigHuskey
BigHuskey

I think the execution, production, and instrumentation on Smoke Again MORE than made up for a few questionable bars on Ab-Soul’s feature. The whole track was BANGIN’! Great melody from the “Oooh” hook, mixed well with the doubling from the synth. Almost sounds like yodeling. Reminds me of that one time Syd sang a note and had the trumpet finish it, it was on Pink Floyd’s second album somewhere. 🧐

Vor 7 Monate
BINARYGOD +4
BINARYGOD

OMG I was in tears over that step-sister-incest lyric. Saved the best for last.

Vor year
Hans Assman +4
Hans Assman

I read that when John & Yoko traveled, they had with them a device, that would change the air moistness of the hotel rooms to suit better for their fur coats. Lennon was not as pretentious as Bono, but not far behind.

Vor 3 years
leon jakobsen +13
leon jakobsen

I was going to write a comment about how i always thought that "England is my city" was supposed to be a play on how a lot of rappers represent the city they are from. So kind of like saying "England is to me, what LA is to 2pac" But then i looked up if they had actually given an explanation, and apparently Jake Paul wrote the verse for Nick Compton, who was too shy/insecure to correct it. TLDR: Nick Compton did know that England was not a city, but Jake Paul didn't

Vor 2 years
Juliet +5660
Juliet

Let’s agree: Anthony’s wearing the same shirt I wore for my 4th grade school picture and I want it back

Vor 3 years
Lucas Martin +47
Lucas Martin

I...agree!

Vor 3 years
Hadolf itler +104
Hadolf itler

*Shirthony* *Thieftano*

Vor 3 years
TRAINSGENDER +2
TRAINSGENDER

Yeah definitely agree

Vor 3 years
Santiago Vazquez +4
Santiago Vazquez

*i agree*

Vor 3 years
tanner lokey +24
tanner lokey

Juliet This shirt, it’s uh... it’s NOT GOOD

Vor 3 years
ASS MAN
ASS MAN

The drops of Jupiter line is great because he talks about how his friend left and did bigger things with there life and then he brings it back down to earth and refers to very simple things

Vor 3 years
Sparky +8
Sparky

The way he delivered the lines in drops of Jupiter actually make those lyrics not bad at all

Vor 2 years
TheFinalFarewell
TheFinalFarewell

He really got into it and dropped those bars in a way that for one brief second, they almost feel like they make sense

Vor 8 Monate
MM's iPhone Vinyls +3
MM's iPhone Vinyls

Yeah id say unless you really pay close attention when listening, they dont stand out. Which drives me mad, as im like that, and yet i love the rest of the song 😂

Vor 7 Monate
Mrpurple +4
Mrpurple

i cant believe that the same guy who gave MBTDF a light six just defended Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica for like a solid three minutes

Vor year
hegemony cricket +1
hegemony cricket

Yea I've always thought that some of Train's lyrics were weird and a bit random, and I never liked that soy latte line...but it seems Monahan goes for more mood and rhythmic expression with syllables and rhyme scheme than perfectly coherent narratives in the songs. It also should be stated that their first album was outstanding, self produced and had a few big singles, platinum selling record. Drops of Jupiter went multi platinum and won multiple Grammys. There's no doubt that these cats are very talented and skillful in their compositions...and Pat Monahan is an outstanding vocalist. Tons of people love their music, and some critics hate it...what else is new. But you are right, some of those lyrics are sub par.

Vor 2 years
Knight Wing +3
Knight Wing

8:16 Rule of thumb: never include references to your kids in your rap song where you also mention getting laid. That should be common sense, but since that lyric exists, I'm gunna argue that it isn't common sense.

Vor year
correct opinion +2911
correct opinion

"I wanna be a feminist, but I'm still watching porno" Macklemore

Vor 3 years
Indiana Jones +151
Indiana Jones

Imagine being a male feminist lol

Vor 3 years
Michael Egan +84
Michael Egan

calypso bro you are most likely overestimating how smart XLR8 actually is

Vor 3 years
Indiana Jones +6
Indiana Jones

Emam Khan 🤣🤣🤣

Vor 3 years
Alex Thomas +193
Alex Thomas

Emam Khan r/wrongusageofsimp

Vor 3 years
The Yumblat +6
The Yumblat

Drops of Jupiter was written for his mom who died, so I think that part could’ve been him reliving some of the moments shared with her.

Vor 2 years
TwinSuns95 +251
TwinSuns95

"Funky little Monkey, she's a twisted trickster, everybody wants to be the sister's mr., Coca-Cola Rollercoaster, love her even though I'm not supposed to" - Nickelback.

Vor 3 years
amer +16
amer

That cant be real 💀💀

Vor 3 years
TwinSuns95 +8
TwinSuns95

@amer Yep, it is, it's from the song She Keeps Me Up from their 2014 album No Fixed Address, I dare you to look it up, it's pretty terrible.

Vor 3 years
The Last Jerkbender +27
The Last Jerkbender

Hello, this is The Last Jerkbender's mother, this comment gave him a fucking aneurysm and he died. I'm forever in your debt.

Vor 3 years
TwinSuns95 +27
TwinSuns95

@The Last Jerkbender I sure hope he didn't die, sorry, I've got autism and I find it very hard to tell the difference between seriousness and sarcasm so I'm really hoping that he didn't die, I hope I don't sound like a pain.

Vor 3 years
The Last Jerkbender +27
The Last Jerkbender

@TwinSuns95 dude I'm fine, I'm so sorry for any stress I might have caused you. It was just some dark humor.

Vor 3 years
LO-ST +41
LO-ST

“In the crib playing fortnite with your grandma” -Eminem on tone deaf

Vor 9 Monate
First name / Last name +39
First name / Last name

He could make a full series of these, just using Weezer lyrics

Vor 2 years
4721ArcherSuh +4
4721ArcherSuh

"Good is good and bad is bad." -Sheryl Crow (I think.) It's played at my job on regular rotation. I keep asking management to change the playlist at work every two weeks so people don't have to listen to the same songs repeatedly, which is NOT that big of a request. Anyone else have this problem?

Vor 2 years
[λ] Labda +7703
[λ] Labda

I like this one: *Woman getting brutally stabbed* [Intro: Eminem] Yeah

Vor 3 years
Satoshi Menon +455
Satoshi Menon

Comedy heaven

Vor 3 years
Infernus +140
Infernus

This is not a lyric and it's not corny lol

Vor 3 years
Jaycee +26
Jaycee

What song was that? Same Song and Dance?

Vor 3 years
Infernus +180
Infernus

@Jaycee The song is "Premonition", the intro from MTBMB

Vor 3 years
Jaycee +1
Jaycee

Infernus oh ok

Vor 3 years
Ben Graham +13
Ben Graham

Gotta be totally honest, I didn't realize there were two different table memes in metal

Vor 2 years
Outta Gas +96
Outta Gas

“She like that freaky stuff, two in the O and one in the eye” “I’m the plumber tonight, I’ll check your pipes, oh you the healthy type, well, here goes some egg whites” - Pitbull

Vor 2 years
that one guy +2
that one guy

I like to think that part of the reason why Fred Durst got famous was because of The Undertaker using one of his songs as his theme song for a while

Vor year
auxie +6
auxie

can't believe nobody mentioned "i'm still imagining a darkened place for your place on my place" from paralyzer by finger 11. dude rhymed place with place THREE TIMES. THREE. MULTIPLE TIMES. ...not that the rest of the song is any better

Vor 3 years
Mr. Bruh +4
Mr. Bruh

Fack is an absolute banger. I dont know why it recieves so much. Its very obvious that Eminem put loads of work into every rhyme of that song. And the lyrics have so much meaning. I get chills everytime it turns on.

Vor 9 Monate
Alex Sanchez +2403
Alex Sanchez

“If you a star, I’m a whole planet” - French Montana, still makes me laugh to this day

Vor 3 years
Chris G +325
Chris G

I think I just became dumber for reading that one :|

Vor 3 years
Ujjwal Mishra +158
Ujjwal Mishra

Basic education really helps

Vor 3 years
Tobiemoss +43
Tobiemoss

hahaha, only in america

Vor 3 years
RIPTIDE FPV +11
RIPTIDE FPV

Descartes' Apparition *slowly raises hand* uh sir black holes are the largest single bodies in the universe....I think.

Vor 3 years
Genevieve B. +2
Genevieve B.

I'm glad Train made it into this video because Pat Monahan is the king of awful lyrics in successful songs. From Drive By: "Just a shy guy looking for a two ply Hefty bag to hold my love When you move me everything is groovy They don't like it sue me, mm way you do me"

Vor 2 years
Liam peterson +78
Liam peterson

"Big shit like a dinosaur did it" always a classic by 2 chainz

Vor 3 years
ItsAboutThatTime
ItsAboutThatTime

I love how Melon doesn’t even pause his disgust from Eminem’s Fack and maintains it as he’s reading the Fred Durst bars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vor 2 years
Marcel Koníček +10
Marcel Koníček

I gotta say something about Imagine: People do not realise it but Ono Yoko is fucking ROYALTY. She came from a noble family (mother was a Yasuda clan member, father was of a high samurai descent), she attended Gakushuuin, the schools that imperial family sent their members into, she was Akihito's (today's Japanese Emperor Emeritus) classmate even! Yeah during the war her family wasn't doing too good, but she had connections to the whole Japanese elite and knew everybody. Imagine sounds extra rich from somebody of that station.

Vor 2 years
Gigabyte Ghetto
Gigabyte Ghetto

I always wondered my Yoko always wanted to steal her mans thunder. So this is what happens to the super privilaged when they don’t ever accomplish anything on their own merits.

Vor 6 Monate
QuiltyExperience +16
QuiltyExperience

I always heard the Kanye lyric explained as, 300 in Roman numerals is CCC (calm cool collected) which is ironic considering Kanye is never calm cool or collected.

Vor year
Joshua Serrano +9827
Joshua Serrano

"And I'm Kanye West" -Kevin Hart

Vor 3 years
Eric Fortman +116
Eric Fortman

Assuming yiur talking about earth i didnt know that was kevin hart

Vor 3 years
Mooz Doomz +8
Mooz Doomz

Ryan Flanagan Me trying to find who asked

Vor 3 years
Max
Max

ded🥵😂😂

Vor 3 years
Ben +121
Ben

That line was the best part of earth

Vor 3 years
pemehl +205
pemehl

"I'm at McDonald's in denver so I told them they should have assumed I wanted some nuggets." -Dax

Vor 2 years
LaydiNite +10
LaydiNite

I actually kind of chuckled at that, to be honest. It's corny, but not that bad. At least there's a coherent joke there.

Vor 2 years
Srijan Agrawal +2
Srijan Agrawal

Very reasonable

Vor 2 years
Langi
Langi

That one is pretty funny 🤣

Vor year
kreo_douglass +1
kreo_douglass

Anthony is the human embodiment of "whether you like it or not, he spittin facts"

Vor 2 years
L1AD N1V +28
L1AD N1V

6:35 always disappoints me that no one gets that the “shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube” lines are a South Park reference… Eminem has some more references in other songs since he had always been a South Park fan

Vor year
CheeseChurger +6
CheeseChurger

Kind of upset not many people look at that song as what it is, a pure shitpost for his greatest hits album

Vor year
Mike
Mike

I love They Might Be Giants and they're usually pretty good with creative lyrics, but there is one lyric that rubs me the wrong way. From one of their children albums "Definition of Good" where they're listing fun things. Fine, but then there's a line "sleeping in the bathtub" which is extremely dangerous. And it was not too long after the death of Whitney Houston or whoever.

Vor 2 years
Sergio Mendoza +7
Sergio Mendoza

That Gunna line is truly shocking. I still can’t believe it exists lol.

Vor 2 years
C. Tang +1828
C. Tang

So are we gonna act like Melon didn't just shave his head halfway through the video 4:18

Vor 3 years
Joseph Pullium +47
Joseph Pullium

Read your comment as soon as I saw it

Vor 3 years
Joshua Robinson +67
Joshua Robinson

Why am I just now noticing that?

Vor 3 years
Daniel Jones +24
Daniel Jones

That sly melon

Vor 3 years
DRACO P +130
DRACO P

And then it grows back 😳😳

Vor 3 years
HiVolt, Inc +116
HiVolt, Inc

gotta keep his head clean

Vor 3 years
Jordan Horton +134
Jordan Horton

Like how Anthony head changed from scruffy to clean after he talks about Imagine

Vor 3 years
Kasani +24
Kasani

really wish it was after that tony fantano line

Vor 3 years
Dylan Frost +2
Dylan Frost

Imagine no hair

Vor year
FØRRE$T +1
FØRRE$T

Drops of Jupiter was about his mom who died. That's why it was so specific. Those lyrics where about the memories he had with her.

Vor 2 years
Nate Patton +7
Nate Patton

“Yeah I’m in my own department. Now I’m workin at the supermarket” it was something like that. -Logic

Vor year
Austin Ranft
Austin Ranft

Let me lead with, I have no explanation for “freeze dried romance” but I think the point of that verse in Drops of Jupiter is him trying to remind her and make her miss their relationship, the original lyric is “second best latte that you ever had, and me” which I think is like an inside joke between him and the girl. I’m not a fan of train past this song but I actually thought the lyrics in that verse were kinda sweet. Again, except for freeze dried romance, no idea what that’s supposed to mean

Vor 3 years
Nyarlath Begins +1
Nyarlath Begins

I love that Kanye's here for Yeezus, the album that has New Slaves, probably one of his most interesting songs lyrically speaking. The man is truly his own worst enemy.

Vor year
watermelon +5165
watermelon

"Did the man who invent college go to college" - Hopsin

Vor 3 years
This Guy Likes Movies +312
This Guy Likes Movies

oh my god, so d e e p

Vor 3 years
Almighty Falcon +200
Almighty Falcon

God, why did I like Hopsin in middle school? Only like 4 of his songs are at least listenable to me now

Vor 3 years
Pro lific +217
Pro lific

Jeeses99 People that constantly hate on Hopsin are also sheep. The guy is corny but there is an obvious dramatization for the sake of fulfilling a dry meme at this point.

Vor 3 years
Slime Prince 🟢 +52
Slime Prince 🟢

Pro lific it’s not even exaggeration tho. His corniness and poor taste makes it justified

Vor 3 years
Jerôme +13
Jerôme

I still really like his music although he is corny and nobody can change that

Vor 3 years
Juancete +5
Juancete

You can't help but smile with the Fred Durst one

Vor 3 years
Synco F
Synco F

I laughed way more than I should have at 6:09 - Melon is such a joker

Vor 2 years
vero +4
vero

Hard to see these as bad lyrics when you're into kpop. that's the mecca of iconic terrible lyrics. You haven't seen god when you find yourself singing "she's my religion so i call her she-sus" every other day.

Vor 2 years
ChippyDa-Kitty +3
ChippyDa-Kitty

Trains drops of Jupiter was about his mother after she died. Those lyrics are references to his personal memories about times with his mother.

Vor year
Radi Rad +4
Radi Rad

Not sure if this is more of a bar or just hilarious garbage but “She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson” -Kanye

Vor 2 years
Jackson Minton +4019
Jackson Minton

“I’m the shit I farted, I don’t know how to potty” -Kodak Black

Vor 3 years
spacey421 +109
spacey421

no way that’s real

Vor 2 years
Matthan Sigowa +218
Matthan Sigowa

@spacey421 It's real. It's part of his feature on Drowning by A Boogie with a Hoodie

Vor 2 years
James Montgomery +43
James Montgomery

This song goes hard tho...

Vor 2 years
Jackson Minton +135
Jackson Minton

@James Montgomery not kodak’s part lmao

Vor 2 years
Ryan Pousson +24
Ryan Pousson

I fucking love that line 😂

Vor 2 years
Christian Mutapcic
Christian Mutapcic

4:14-4:18 it was a pleasure to see that anthony's head does in fact become clean in a matter of seconds. and yes it was all because of that brockhampton lyric.

Vor 3 years
Ava Combs
Ava Combs

I personally love drops of Jupiter and I think that the lyrics make it better. Sure they might sound strange but he wrote this song after his mother passed and it’s a love letter to her, so I prefer the more personalized lyrics rather then if we were to get vague lyrics in the song.

Vor 3 years
Matthew Nelson +39
Matthew Nelson

This gem: "May your sword always stay wet, like a young girl in her prime" -Manowar

Vor 2 years
Julia
Julia

Oh

Vor 2 Monate

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