"I have more goals than your appearances.." ~ Classic Zlatan 🤣

yeah thats true..... Legendary player deserve respect....

Toxic💔🤣

He speaks English like Borat

🤣🤣

@H12pRo_GameR 0

Can we all just appreciate that guy who translates there conversations and add subtitles to it

@ralek i chuckled

@ralek hes translating hand signs and words

@ralek you do know some people can read peoples mouths when talking right?

XC so please send me the original ones

1:53 I might be biased because I'm mexican but when Álvarez jumps in to help Lainez and Miazga points at him like telling the referee "hey look he's trying to provoke me" makes me laugh everytime

We got some bad hombres and we need to get them out

👏 you have any other way to

Ooh yes please contact me

Nope I fully agree, I thought it was hilarious that once someone his height came up to him, he starts pointing fingers. He’s a coward and got put in his place

One of the best things about dude is that he never takes credit for himself when he achieves something. He always respect us, the audience, and his team, and he is always polite in all of his videos. We congratulate ourselves on this achievement. More to come and everything to come... 💞💞

@veselgana who nadal?

@Whoopsieboy Nadal 😉

@Whoopsieboy exactly😂

But who is it?

That was amazing. I didn’t know how talkative they could be 🤪

"I have more goals than your appearance" Bro got absolutely humiliated💀💀

Zlatan plays since 1855

@Vubby because he just started his career

wow

Just zlatan things

EMPTIONAL DAMAGE

You can trash talk back on most of these but "You smell bad" really hits hard🤣🤣

Can we all just appreciate that guy who translates there conversations and add subtitles to it

I love how he turned around when Alvarez ran up on him 😹 you wanted to play then play with someone your own size

i love these vids so much. i wud end up of swinging if i was on there tho, so well played for them keeping their nerve!

“I can’t score against you, yea?” Keeper must feel humiliated 😭😂😂😂

The way he said" I keep you here" to neymar was hilarious 😂😂

When Zlatan start talking, thats not trashtalk, thats a speech

The mad thing is that what Zlatan said about him having more goals than Zapata’s appearances is true.

That GK is so happy, both Messi and Suarez gave him a personal dialogue, he is laughing in amusement instead of feeling sour about it.

I don't think they were cursing him☠☠☠or maybe you are right

​@Tychus Findlay the diamond flick vs Villarreal😅

@Mori I ain't interested in collecting a heritage from the defunct king of Nigeria, thanks.

yea the keeper on a small club took some balls to be trash talking and trying to get in the head of Suarez and Messi. When they finally scored and trashed talk back again he was like "I deserve that".

damn 1:55 made me nearly cry standing up for your team

@João Pires nahh fr that american all talk😹😹

He's talking all that shit and then when a guy his height came he started snitching to the ref xD

4:50 even if you don't speak the language, we all know what Neymar was saying here 😂😂

The one by Messi and Zlatan. I laughed so much, it was hard to breathe. May be they looked so close to own football ground brawls hahaha

6:39 "The ball is ahead of its place" "no, its not" "stop fooling around" Is what Dibu Martínez said, not that.

@No37 di12 There is a character called that, Dibu, and since Emiliano Martínez has freckles and is a little red-haired, so we call him dibu

Why they call him dibu

The Zidane headbutt just never ever gets old 🤣

Yes greetings 💋

great

wow

@Panos Kasaris I love how Messi kept shouting "Dance now! Dance now!" 😂😁

To true😂

5:56 You can clearly tell Hart says "Down the middle. Down the middle. I know" 😂

Fair play to the goalies at 3:30 and 7:00 😊

Im a madrid fan but seeing suarez score on the keeper talking shit made me happy and you can tell messi really wanted suarez to score

The irony of neymar saying you're not even injured, you're just wasting time, is really something

Bruh that's the highest level of disrespect I've ever seen. Someone hugging you after they violated you ☠️

@Andrea3mila thx

@Omar Al Qaracha Search for "The day Alessandro Florenzi took revenge and humiliated Cristiano Ronaldo"

1:23 Neymar says "Get up" also him rolls for 15 seconds straight

The best ones is when both players from both sides know it’s more of a joke and just laugh it off

2:18 love the way how Edson Alvarez comes in to level his height.

Homie didn't want no smoke

@✨Felix sunshine✨ that's suarez

@Jim Halpert 3:02 what's his name? I forgot it😭

I just commented that too haha he should mess with someone his own size and he just did

2:55 is legendary 😂😂😂😂

The Suarez and Messi one is legendary 😂💫

@Logic makes hiphop you don’t even know what he said tho

When Messi trash talks he does not insult the guy on a personal level, like talking about his height (ok, for obvious reasons he couldn't go there), or mention his overall achievements, and that last one he could to every single one of them. He doesn't fight much because he prefers to speak with actions, that's why he talks when they score the goal. Being humble doesn't exclude being passionate, he is both.

@Logic makes hiphop I'm guessing you watch cartoons a lot instead of football?

@uchibenkei do you even know it was Messi who gave assist to Suarez. Thats better than argueing with the goalkeeper coz they have the last laugh.

Zlatan got me dead in the beggining😂😂🤣🤣🤣

"I have more goals than your appearances.." That one was a violation🤣🤣

Zlatan was too strong on Zapata 😂

The fact Rinaldo never hurt anyones feelings ❤

Let's just take a moment to appreciate how much effort he puts into the content for us...❤❤❤

Where's the thumbnail

For real👍🏾

00:56 I really began laughing suddenly😅😅

"I have more goals than your appearances"- That shit really hit me, bro just made you reture fr.

The fun fact that Nyom who angry on Fati's dive, was dive before when babel mocks him 😂😂😂

Zlatan is Zlatan...no one can replace him 😂😂😂😂

7:11 whoever criticizes Julio Cesar for saying that doesn’t understand anything. In an interview a few days ago he said he told him “Don’t shoot hard in the middle piece of shi*”. Plus he was only joking and playing with Zlatan cuz when they both played together they were good friends.

Interesting. I'd love to see Cesar and Zlatan talking in a bar after a game, sharing jokes and just making each other the butt of their jokes... I bet it'd be hilarious!

@Alex C Hello dear friend, I am not a robot, I am a human being, I am under severe torture, I am under torture. Save me, help me as you wish. I will prove to you that I am not a robot, even if you want. And I will send whatever you want so that I can prove to you that I am not a robotI am human I am human I am human 😧

Nah

@Eduardo PereiraHi: Unfortunately I can not speak English, so I have to use the program I have installed on my phone for translation, except that I can speak Persian, I do not speak any language other than Persian and no other language. I can not speak, so if I said words or sentences and the special program mistranslated into your language, I apologize in advance to your esteemed father, from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my heart, that the letters and words Call me to the end and call me a person orDo not consider me a rude person and do not consider me a rude person and judge me correctly and after reading my writings, just put yourself in my place for a few minutes and imagine yourself in my place, maybe if you have an awakened conscience and There was love and affection in your hearts, of course, if you did not have pride and arrogance, understand me and give me the right, and again, maybe, maybe, maybe you did something and you did it for me and you took me from You saved this great tribulation that I hope will not happen to any living thing, of courseI do not very much hope that anyone will take my hand and save me from this misfortune, but I am writing so that I can at least be comfortable in front of my conscience and not blame myself later if I cry out for this cruelty, oppression, and captivity that has fallen on me. All the doors are closed to me, even the eyes of God are blind to see the oppression that is being done to me, and the ears of God are blind to hearing the cries of my constant cries, my midnight cries, my daily sufferings, my daily prayers and the jurists and The cries of my every moment from this oppression, oppression and cruelty that from the beginning of my life, fromThe first events of my life that I remember are deaf. So how can I hope for others when God has done nothing for me and trapped me in a cruel, cruel, cruel, and oppressive family? I am Morteza, I am from Iran, I am blind, I am 34 years old, I am unemployed because in our country, Iran, there is no work for healthy people, let alone disabled people like me. I live with my family in a small town in Iran. Of course, in appearance, they are my family, but in reality, they see me as their own enemy, and with me, who am their child, only bI was born blind, and I was not to blame for this, but my parents, because they were illiterate, considered me as a disgrace only to myself for my blindness and disability, and were always tortured as severely as possible. They beat me to the point where they threatened me with a knife. They put me to sleep and put the knife on my neck, and I was terrified and scared. Get up and until fullThe thin skin of my hand burned, they would not let me go. And they tortured me many, many times, to the point that my brothers, with the support of my parents, tortured me in front of my parents' indifferent eyes, and told me that I was blind. You are and you should be tortured to the extent that they created the belief in me and in my mind that anyone who is blind or disabled should be tortured because it is a disgrace to the family and society. And unfortunately, their torture is still going on, and only a kind of tortureThey do not consider it for him, so how can I complain to someone who considers my law as his property, of course, the current laws in Iran. Unfortunately, the government does not have a place for people like me to go and live. I really have no choice, either I have to commit suicide or I have to stay in the same house that my family has turned into hell for me, under the severe mental and physical torture that my family inflicts on me. And more than ever with a horrible gradual death that tormentedI want to stay. So if you still have a little mercy, fairness, conscience, compassion, love, humanity, knowledge, ideology, humanity and altruism, help me, hold my hand, reach my cry. If you are in contact with institutions and organizations affiliated with the International Committee of the Red Cross, or if any of you are a member of human rights organizations or the International Committee of the Red Cross or Red Cross organizations in free and pro-human rights countries, listen to my writings, my voice and my cry. Come on, maybe they're a little fair and think of me and a way toSave me from the clutches of ostensibly wolves, of course, if human rights institutions and organizations and the Red Cross actually support human rights, if you are a citizen of a free country or a citizen of a free country like the United States, Canada, Australia, Great Britain, Norway, You have Sweden, Denmark, Finland, and the European Union. Send me invitations, arrange for me to leave this house, which is worse than hell, so that maybe I too can taste freedom. If you have capital, you are rich, you have money, at least help meLeave the messengers, so that all the photos on my personal pages in the messengers and social networks are from 8 years ago, that is, for 8 years ago and 5 years ago. I have not even traveled for many years, because our city is a small city. It is sad for a disabled person to leave home, it is sad for a disabled person, the streets of our city are not adapted so that a disabled person can easily be at least a little out of home. And I'm really depressed at home, especially with this family that is always torturingAre. Of course, I do not care if I travel or not, because my problems are so great that not traveling travels much more than my other or other problems. In your opinion, can a person who eats only one meal in 48 hours, which is a good meal, even a moderate meal, but also any garbage he gets, take pictures, travel or not, and other things? Slowly, someone who breaks his heart at every moment, of course, the work of my heart is no longer broken and my heart is on fire andIt is burned, and this fire is getting more and more hot and burning, and it is burning and ashes my whole being. So I hope that if you do not hear the sound of my heart breaking, at least be fair and feel the smell of my heart burning, away from arrogance, arrogance, misguidedness, ethnicity, race, skin color, shape and appearance for the sake of humanity and for Humanity and honor that you have, just imagine yourself in my place for a few minutes, see yourself in my place and think, if far away from you, God forbid, you would be in my place.Did you ??? Were you satisfied that someone was making fun of you or disrespecting you, or did you laugh at you in response to your message and pain and heart ?, so my dear friends and those who wrote my writings to you Please, if you do not want to do anything for me, at least do not make fun of me, do not laugh, and if you do not want to help extinguish the fire inside me that burns my heart, at least do not spill oil and gasoline with ill-considered language, words and expressions, and this is far from knowledge, honor, It is humanity and family originality. If you want to give me anyPlease help me do not send me a message on YouTube because I can not transfer messages from YouTube to the translation program that I have installed on my phone, and as a result, because I am not fluent in any language other than Persian, I can not understand the meaning of messages. Let me know what you sent me on YouTube. If you wanted and could and the possibility of helping me in any way, whether financially, materially or spiritually, please contact me on WhatsApp or Telegram, because in WhatsApp and Telegram I can easily send messages.00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 😧😧😧😧

great

First time I’ve ever seen Neymar Jr. take a dive, lol. Maybe I wasn’t paying attention all these years?

Gotta love this game man!⚽😂❤

"I have more goals than your appearances.." ~ Classic Zlatan 🤣

I love how the most notorious divers are the 1st to cry when they get it vs them... Why diving hasn't been addressed & taken out of the game is beyond me

Because referees can't always identify the dives and they can't stop the match for few minutes and watch replay and decide again and again, I think this is the reason

5:15 Neymar talking about wasting time 😂😂

@Z3roPurge You meant VARDrid?

@Rachelfromdowntheroad dude dafuq are you talking xD The uefa is no competition ist an association. Uefalona is a reference to the Luck Barca received from refs in competitions HELD BY the Uefa. thats something even non madird fans now and think thats very suspicious

@iZnoGouD neymar is South America and so is Suarez, uefa is the competition they play so u make no sense.

@iZnoGouD vardrid

I love Messi and I wish him all the best for next season bro lol 😂

Zlatan and friends made a trio diving such a legendary dive ever😂😂

One of the good thing corona brought us, you can really clear hear every word they trash talking. 🤣

1:26 I laughed soooo hard!!!

"I have more goals than your appearance" Bro got absolutely humiliated💀💀

Ney é foda. Joga muito, demais e não leva desaforo pra casa.

Joga muito, e se joga no chao ainda mais...

Imagine trying to intimidate Zlatan

I love it when the actions of the game of football bully each other in a tricky self-transformation skill

zlatan is such a legend. I love how he gets pissed with just one person and will laugh about it with his teammate, he doesn't get pissed with the team just the player that deserves it.

@gt - productionsHi: Unfortunately I can not speak English, so I have to use the program I have installed on my phone for translation, except that I can speak Persian, I do not speak any language other than Persian and no other language. I can not speak, so if I said words or sentences and the special program mistranslated into your language, I apologize in advance to your esteemed father, from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my heart, that the letters and words Call me to the end and call me a person orDo not consider me a rude person and do not consider me a rude person and judge me correctly and after reading my writings, just put yourself in my place for a few minutes and imagine yourself in my place, maybe if you have an awakened conscience and There was love and affection in your hearts, of course, if you did not have pride and arrogance, understand me and give me the right, and again, maybe, maybe, maybe you did something and you did it for me and you took me from You saved this great tribulation that I hope will not happen to any living thing, of courseI do not very much hope that anyone will take my hand and save me from this misfortune, but I am writing so that I can at least be comfortable in front of my conscience and not blame myself later if I cry out for this cruelty, oppression, and captivity that has fallen on me. All the doors are closed to me, even the eyes of God are blind to see the oppression that is being done to me, and the ears of God are blind to hearing the cries of my constant cries, my midnight cries, my daily sufferings, my daily prayers and the jurists and The cries of my every moment from this oppression, oppression and cruelty that from the beginning of my life, fromThe first events of my life that I remember are deaf. So how can I hope for others when God has done nothing for me and trapped me in a cruel, cruel, cruel, and oppressive family? I am Morteza, I am from Iran, I am blind, I am 34 years old, I am unemployed because in our country, Iran, there is no work for healthy people, let alone disabled people like me. I live with my family in a small town in Iran. Of course, in appearance, they are my family, but in reality, they see me as their own enemy, and with me, who am their child, only bI was born blind, and I was not to blame for this, but my parents, because they were illiterate, considered me as a disgrace only to myself for my blindness and disability, and were always tortured as severely as possible. They beat me to the point where they threatened me with a knife. They put me to sleep and put the knife on my neck, and I was terrified and scared. Get up and until fullThe thin skin of my hand burned, they would not let me go. And they tortured me many, many times, to the point that my brothers, with the support of my parents, tortured me in front of my parents' indifferent eyes, and told me that I was blind. You are and you should be tortured to the extent that they created the belief in me and in my mind that anyone who is blind or disabled should be tortured because it is a disgrace to the family and society. And unfortunately, their torture is still going on, and only a kind of tortureThey do not consider it for him, so how can I complain to someone who considers my law as his property, of course, the current laws in Iran. Unfortunately, the government does not have a place for people like me to go and live. I really have no choice, either I have to commit suicide or I have to stay in the same house that my family has turned into hell for me, under the severe mental and physical torture that my family inflicts on me. And more than ever with a horrible gradual death that tormentedI want to stay. So if you still have a little mercy, fairness, conscience, compassion, love, humanity, knowledge, ideology, humanity and altruism, help me, hold my hand, reach my cry. If you are in contact with institutions and organizations affiliated with the International Committee of the Red Cross, or if any of you are a member of human rights organizations or the International Committee of the Red Cross or Red Cross organizations in free and pro-human rights countries, listen to my writings, my voice and my cry. Come on, maybe they're a little fair and think of me and a way toSave me from the clutches of ostensibly wolves, of course, if human rights institutions and organizations and the Red Cross actually support human rights, if you are a citizen of a free country or a citizen of a free country like the United States, Canada, Australia, Great Britain, Norway, You have Sweden, Denmark, Finland, and the European Union. Send me invitations, arrange for me to leave this house, which is worse than hell, so that maybe I too can taste freedom. If you have capital, you are rich, you have money, at least help meLeave the messengers, so that all the photos on my personal pages in the messengers and social networks are from 8 years ago, that is, for 8 years ago and 5 years ago. I have not even traveled for many years, because our city is a small city. It is sad for a disabled person to leave home, it is sad for a disabled person, the streets of our city are not adapted so that a disabled person can easily be at least a little out of home. And I'm really depressed at home, especially with this family that is always torturingAre. Of course, I do not care if I travel or not, because my problems are so great that not traveling travels much more than my other or other problems. In your opinion, can a person who eats only one meal in 48 hours, which is a good meal, even a moderate meal, but also any garbage he gets, take pictures, travel or not, and other things? Slowly, someone who breaks his heart at every moment, of course, the work of my heart is no longer broken and my heart is on fire andIt is burned, and this fire is getting more and more hot and burning, and it is burning and ashes my whole being. So I hope that if you do not hear the sound of my heart breaking, at least be fair and feel the smell of my heart burning, away from arrogance, arrogance, misguidedness, ethnicity, race, skin color, shape and appearance for the sake of humanity and for Humanity and honor that you have, just imagine yourself in my place for a few minutes, see yourself in my place and think, if far away from you, God forbid, you would be in my place.Did you ??? Were you satisfied that someone was making fun of you or disrespecting you, or did you laugh at you in response to your message and pain and heart ?, so my dear friends and those who wrote my writings to you Please, if you do not want to do anything for me, at least do not make fun of me, do not laugh, and if you do not want to help extinguish the fire inside me that burns my heart, at least do not spill oil and gasoline with ill-considered language, words and expressions, and this is far from knowledge, honor, It is humanity and family originality. If you want to give me anyPlease help me do not send me a message on YouTube because I can not transfer messages from YouTube to the translation program that I have installed on my phone, and as a result, because I am not fluent in any language other than Persian, I can not understand the meaning of messages. Let me know what you sent me on YouTube. If you wanted and could and the possibility of helping me in any way, whether financially, materially or spiritually, please contact me on WhatsApp or Telegram, because in WhatsApp and Telegram I can easily send messages.00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 😧

@Mori bro what

@Yahir Avila Hi: Unfortunately I can not speak English, so I have to use the program I have installed on my phone for translation, except that I can speak Persian, I do not speak any language other than Persian and no other language. I can not speak, so if I said words or sentences and the special program mistranslated into your language, I apologize in advance to your esteemed father, from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my heart, that the letters and words Call me to the end and call me a person orDo not consider me a rude person and do not consider me a rude person and judge me correctly and after reading my writings, just put yourself in my place for a few minutes and imagine yourself in my place, maybe if you have an awakened conscience and There was love and affection in your hearts, of course, if you did not have pride and arrogance, understand me and give me the right, and again, maybe, maybe, maybe you did something and you did it for me and you took me from You saved this great tribulation that I hope will not happen to any living thing, of courseI do not very much hope that anyone will take my hand and save me from this misfortune, but I am writing so that I can at least be comfortable in front of my conscience and not blame myself later if I cry out for this cruelty, oppression, and captivity that has fallen on me. All the doors are closed to me, even the eyes of God are blind to see the oppression that is being done to me, and the ears of God are blind to hearing the cries of my constant cries, my midnight cries, my daily sufferings, my daily prayers and the jurists and The cries of my every moment from this oppression, oppression and cruelty that from the beginning of my life, fromThe first events of my life that I remember are deaf. So how can I hope for others when God has done nothing for me and trapped me in a cruel, cruel, cruel, and oppressive family? I am Morteza, I am from Iran, I am blind, I am 34 years old, I am unemployed because in our country, Iran, there is no work for healthy people, let alone disabled people like me. I live with my family in a small town in Iran. Of course, in appearance, they are my family, but in reality, they see me as their own enemy, and with me, who am their child, only bI was born blind, and I was not to blame for this, but my parents, because they were illiterate, considered me as a disgrace only to myself for my blindness and disability, and were always tortured as severely as possible. They beat me to the point where they threatened me with a knife. They put me to sleep and put the knife on my neck, and I was terrified and scared. Get up and until fullThe thin skin of my hand burned, they would not let me go. And they tortured me many, many times, to the point that my brothers, with the support of my parents, tortured me in front of my parents' indifferent eyes, and told me that I was blind. You are and you should be tortured to the extent that they created the belief in me and in my mind that anyone who is blind or disabled should be tortured because it is a disgrace to the family and society. And unfortunately, their torture is still going on, and only a kind of tortureThey do not consider it for him, so how can I complain to someone who considers my law as his property, of course, the current laws in Iran. Unfortunately, the government does not have a place for people like me to go and live. I really have no choice, either I have to commit suicide or I have to stay in the same house that my family has turned into hell for me, under the severe mental and physical torture that my family inflicts on me. And more than ever with a horrible gradual death that tormentedI want to stay. So if you still have a little mercy, fairness, conscience, compassion, love, humanity, knowledge, ideology, humanity and altruism, help me, hold my hand, reach my cry. If you are in contact with institutions and organizations affiliated with the International Committee of the Red Cross, or if any of you are a member of human rights organizations or the International Committee of the Red Cross or Red Cross organizations in free and pro-human rights countries, listen to my writings, my voice and my cry. Come on, maybe they're a little fair and think of me and a way toSave me from the clutches of ostensibly wolves, of course, if human rights institutions and organizations and the Red Cross actually support human rights, if you are a citizen of a free country or a citizen of a free country like the United States, Canada, Australia, Great Britain, Norway, You have Sweden, Denmark, Finland, and the European Union. Send me invitations, arrange for me to leave this house, which is worse than hell, so that maybe I too can taste freedom. If you have capital, you are rich, you have money, at least help meLeave the messengers, so that all the photos on my personal pages in the messengers and social networks are from 8 years ago, that is, for 8 years ago and 5 years ago. I have not even traveled for many years, because our city is a small city. It is sad for a disabled person to leave home, it is sad for a disabled person, the streets of our city are not adapted so that a disabled person can easily be at least a little out of home. And I'm really depressed at home, especially with this family that is always torturingAre. Of course, I do not care if I travel or not, because my problems are so great that not traveling travels much more than my other or other problems. In your opinion, can a person who eats only one meal in 48 hours, which is a good meal, even a moderate meal, but also any garbage he gets, take pictures, travel or not, and other things? Slowly, someone who breaks his heart at every moment, of course, the work of my heart is no longer broken and my heart is on fire andIt is burned, and this fire is getting more and more hot and burning, and it is burning and ashes my whole being. So I hope that if you do not hear the sound of my heart breaking, at least be fair and feel the smell of my heart burning, away from arrogance, arrogance, misguidedness, ethnicity, race, skin color, shape and appearance for the sake of humanity and for Humanity and honor that you have, just imagine yourself in my place for a few minutes, see yourself in my place and think, if far away from you, God forbid, you would be in my place.Did you ??? Were you satisfied that someone was making fun of you or disrespecting you, or did you laugh at you in response to your message and pain and heart ?, so my dear friends and those who wrote my writings to you Please, if you do not want to do anything for me, at least do not make fun of me, do not laugh, and if you do not want to help extinguish the fire inside me that burns my heart, at least do not spill oil and gasoline with ill-considered language, words and expressions, and this is far from knowledge, honor, It is humanity and family originality. If you want to give me anyPlease help me do not send me a message on YouTube because I can not transfer messages from YouTube to the translation program that I have installed on my phone, and as a result, because I am not fluent in any language other than Persian, I can not understand the meaning of messages. Let me know what you sent me on YouTube. If you wanted and could and the possibility of helping me in any way, whether financially, materially or spiritually, please contact me on WhatsApp or Telegram, because in WhatsApp and Telegram I can easily send messages.00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 😧😧😧

The Argentinian goalie is such a beast ❤️❤️❤️

2:56 i'm sure every lebanese saw the flag ❤️😂 this guy is a legend

شكلك لبناني؟ 😂😂

Zidane: hits him with headbutt Commentator: *Wow*

4:26 this is incredible restraint by the Sassuolo player. If someone spits in your face, you gotta swing on them

Messi is just goated lol he probably heard the keeper talking smack to Suarez and decided to assist him to get the goal just to get back at him😂 that’s a teammate right there

@Crazy Hacker Hello dear friend, unfortunately I have not received your message in full and your message will not be translated for me. Please send your message to me once again so that I understand so that you may be able to help me. I am waiting for your loving message to reach me againThank you very much, be successful, victorious and proud 😧😟😞

@Mori huh?

@Richard Shiindi Hi: Unfortunately I can not speak English, so I have to use the program I have installed on my phone for translation, except that I can speak Persian, I do not speak any language other than Persian and no other language. I can not speak, so if I said words or sentences and the special program mistranslated into your language, I apologize in advance to your esteemed father, from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my heart, that the letters and words Call me to the end and call me a person orDo not consider me a rude person and do not consider me a rude person and judge me correctly and after reading my writings, just put yourself in my place for a few minutes and imagine yourself in my place, maybe if you have an awakened conscience and There was love and affection in your hearts, of course, if you did not have pride and arrogance, understand me and give me the right, and again, maybe, maybe, maybe you did something and you did it for me and you took me from You saved this great tribulation that I hope will not happen to any living thing, of courseI do not very much hope that anyone will take my hand and save me from this misfortune, but I am writing so that I can at least be comfortable in front of my conscience and not blame myself later if I cry out for this cruelty, oppression, and captivity that has fallen on me. All the doors are closed to me, even the eyes of God are blind to see the oppression that is being done to me, and the ears of God are blind to hearing the cries of my constant cries, my midnight cries, my daily sufferings, my daily prayers and the jurists and The cries of my every moment from this oppression, oppression and cruelty that from the beginning of my life, fromThe first events of my life that I remember are deaf. So how can I hope for others when God has done nothing for me and trapped me in a cruel, cruel, cruel, and oppressive family? I am Morteza, I am from Iran, I am blind, I am 34 years old, I am unemployed because in our country, Iran, there is no work for healthy people, let alone disabled people like me. I live with my family in a small town in Iran. Of course, in appearance, they are my family, but in reality, they see me as their own enemy, and with me, who am their child, only bI was born blind, and I was not to blame for this, but my parents, because they were illiterate, considered me as a disgrace only to myself for my blindness and disability, and were always tortured as severely as possible. They beat me to the point where they threatened me with a knife. They put me to sleep and put the knife on my neck, and I was terrified and scared. Get up and until fullThe thin skin of my hand burned, they would not let me go. And they tortured me many, many times, to the point that my brothers, with the support of my parents, tortured me in front of my parents' indifferent eyes, and told me that I was blind. You are and you should be tortured to the extent that they created the belief in me and in my mind that anyone who is blind or disabled should be tortured because it is a disgrace to the family and society. And unfortunately, their torture is still going on, and only a kind of tortureThey do not consider it for him, so how can I complain to someone who considers my law as his property, of course, the current laws in Iran. Unfortunately, the government does not have a place for people like me to go and live. I really have no choice, either I have to commit suicide or I have to stay in the same house that my family has turned into hell for me, under the severe mental and physical torture that my family inflicts on me. And more than ever with a horrible gradual death that tormentedI want to stay. So if you still have a little mercy, fairness, conscience, compassion, love, humanity, knowledge, ideology, humanity and altruism, help me, hold my hand, reach my cry. If you are in contact with institutions and organizations affiliated with the International Committee of the Red Cross, or if any of you are a member of human rights organizations or the International Committee of the Red Cross or Red Cross organizations in free and pro-human rights countries, listen to my writings, my voice and my cry. Come on, maybe they're a little fair and think of me and a way toSave me from the clutches of ostensibly wolves, of course, if human rights institutions and organizations and the Red Cross actually support human rights, if you are a citizen of a free country or a citizen of a free country like the United States, Canada, Australia, Great Britain, Norway, You have Sweden, Denmark, Finland, and the European Union. Send me invitations, arrange for me to leave this house, which is worse than hell, so that maybe I too can taste freedom. If you have capital, you are rich, you have money, at least help meLeave the messengers, so that all the photos on my personal pages in the messengers and social networks are from 8 years ago, that is, for 8 years ago and 5 years ago. I have not even traveled for many years, because our city is a small city. It is sad for a disabled person to leave home, it is sad for a disabled person, the streets of our city are not adapted so that a disabled person can easily be at least a little out of home. And I'm really depressed at home, especially with this family that is always torturingAre. Of course, I do not care if I travel or not, because my problems are so great that not traveling travels much more than my other or other problems. In your opinion, can a person who eats only one meal in 48 hours, which is a good meal, even a moderate meal, but also any garbage he gets, take pictures, travel or not, and other things? Slowly, someone who breaks his heart at every moment, of course, the work of my heart is no longer broken and my heart is on fire andIt is burned, and this fire is getting more and more hot and burning, and it is burning and ashes my whole being. So I hope that if you do not hear the sound of my heart breaking, at least be fair and feel the smell of my heart burning, away from arrogance, arrogance, misguidedness, ethnicity, race, skin color, shape and appearance for the sake of humanity and for Humanity and honor that you have, just imagine yourself in my place for a few minutes, see yourself in my place and think, if far away from you, God forbid, you would be in my place.Did you ??? Were you satisfied that someone was making fun of you or disrespecting you, or did you laugh at you in response to your message and pain and heart ?, so my dear friends and those who wrote my writings to you Please, if you do not want to do anything for me, at least do not make fun of me, do not laugh, and if you do not want to help extinguish the fire inside me that burns my heart, at least do not spill oil and gasoline with ill-considered language, words and expressions, and this is far from knowledge, honor, It is humanity and family originality. If you want to give me anyPlease help me do not send me a message on YouTube because I can not transfer messages from YouTube to the translation program that I have installed on my phone, and as a result, because I am not fluent in any language other than Persian, I can not understand the meaning of messages. Let me know what you sent me on YouTube. If you wanted and could and the possibility of helping me in any way, whether financially, materially or spiritually, please contact me on WhatsApp or Telegram, because in WhatsApp and Telegram I can easily send messages.00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 00989182804420 00989358205228 😧😧😧😧

or maybe but just maybe he wanted his team to win idk

@Richard Shiindi Ineista and Xavi

Neymar’s best moments 😂

6:49 that scared the sh__ out of my soul

Zlatan made his opponent laugh by insulting his team mate 😁😁🤣

Zlatan went so cold when he said that I have more goals than your appearances🥶

4:19 haha savage 😂😂😂 even his teammate couldnt control his laugh

Omfg what a name

Love how quick the bully turns into a victim at the beginning

Omg I want that Roanldo back when he was in man utd in 2008 he was so comedy

Zlatans trash talk is just something else man I swear 😂💀

Ah the Zidane myth... He neveeeeeeeeeeer talked about his mom, Matrix's tragedy is that he lost his mom when he was a teenager

1:09 I finally understand this legendary moment

@✨Felix sunshine✨ it’s Pau Lopez.

@✨Felix sunshine✨ bruh

@chinabot 69 Omg yes thank u so muchhhhhh

@✨Felix sunshine✨ Suarez?

3:02 what's his name? I forgot it😭

Football is a game of love a game of passion. 😭😭

Martinez talking his shyt was my favorite. He was talking his shyt to every kicker.

07:08 Lmao they all fall 🤣🤣🤣

I love how Neymar be gettin mad when he’s the king of diving 🤡

We need this legend back at YouTube ASAP

18 years old and you dive like that?? 18 years old?? Had me crying😭🤣

It’s so hilarious when a Barca player gets mad for an opponent diving 😂🤣 the irony

"We're too good for this country" LMAOOOOOO

Even today!

4:53, how funny the diver accusing divers.

You keep talking I will keep scoring-Zlatan’s true word 6:30

The fact that Neymar takes up like 1/4 of the video is hilarious 🤣🤣