Laughing at Ai Generated Stories

I Am TheTomato
I Am TheTomato

The auntie Doris one might be the one that I might use for a short film. A: Will you be a witness?

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I Am TheTomato
I Am TheTomato

@Nicky Ellsworth Not gonna lie, but that is also funny!

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Nicky Ellsworth
Nicky Ellsworth

7:57

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NeonCrave
NeonCrave

Why is your hair like that TvT

Vor 25 Tage
Helzhang Bricks
Helzhang Bricks

@ً e

Vor 25 Tage
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@I Am TheTomato e

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Figure
Figure

Okay but the AI slowly got more scary. Also A: Will you be a witness

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「ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ」#RoadTo400Subs
「ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ」#RoadTo400Subs

The "mark my fucking words" one is just- damn 💀 A: Why is your hair like that?

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Kami
Kami

it's just the navy seals copypasta...?

Vor 24 Tage
Coco
Coco

Time stamp?

Vor 27 Tage
BushOfMints
BushOfMints

I love how the start of the vid went from tired mark to energetic mark Whatever A is: will you be a witness?

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Sonic !!
Sonic !!

I laughed so hard A: will you be a witness?

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Loi Kids
Loi Kids

Also A: Will you be a witness

Vor 21 Stunde
Gamer_glenn543
Gamer_glenn543

I don't know will I?

Vor 18 Tage
cheerios boy
cheerios boy

The way that the text just stopped when it was about to say what the mushrooms were made of was hilarious plus the suspenseful music and how it just cuts off.

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MegaGermanShepherds
MegaGermanShepherds

Will you be a witness? Cuz I am a witness. Witness of laughing from all of this!

Vor 2 Monate
Sussy Imposter
Sussy Imposter

I would love to see the story at 9:24 continued in some way, it seems really cool tbh A: Will you be a witness?

Vor 2 Monate
PurpleBean
PurpleBean

Yeah I just got to that part and now I'm not sure if Mark is ok

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jimmy_bob_the_50th
jimmy_bob_the_50th

10:52 seems like a really cool story if it was a book I would read it

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Yellow
Yellow

replying to a: yes

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すこってい
すこってい

i know right! id read it fr

Vor 2 Monate
Supreeth
Supreeth

Markiplier's laugh is just way too contagious XD A: Why is your hair like that?

Vor 6 Monate
Loi Kids
Loi Kids

A: Will you be a wittness?

Vor 20 Stunden
anny
anny

@Your_local_furry understandable, have a flamboyantly fruity day

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Your_local_furry
Your_local_furry

Cause’ im gay. Thank you.

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Capybara dingle
Capybara dingle

@anny 🥺

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anny
anny

@Capybara dingle 🤌🥦

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Cadavrey Inferno
Cadavrey Inferno

Soo, for any kids who is watching, i'm just letting ya'lll know that any comments who ask people to text them on any social media for a ''prize'' or something, it's just a scam and you should just report them to Youtube immediatly before someone fall for it.

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Cadavrey Inferno
Cadavrey Inferno

and don't trust random strangers on the internet.. and don't do drugs

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CalebtheConqueror
CalebtheConqueror

That racist McDonald story was hilariously censored, just left us all staring blankly.

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GamingGirl
GamingGirl

You would do more of these! This was so hilarious!

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Micah Deck
Micah Deck

That knock knock pizza one was genuinely like a whole different language going on that was ominous... but not.

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Amazing Mr. X
Amazing Mr. X

I love how these AI programs go off on their own incomprehensible tangents sometimes. A: Why is your hair like that?

Vor 7 Monate
Leaving my thoughts in the comments Probably
Leaving my thoughts in the comments Probably

@Unagam1 yea

Vor 4 Monate
birdwish2
birdwish2

Sometimes you put something in and it just says NOPE the story is this now. Like I put in the beginning of the navy seals copypasta and it turned into someone getting sexually harassed

Vor 6 Monate
tintin Nicor
tintin Nicor

For me it's not just the game I think it's just that you can get it out and get a little more fun and get better at this game and get a good game of it but it's a little too bad word is a good thing to get to know you guys doing this for me but you can still be my 6AM but you have a problem for 6AM but I 666th grade a little bit more like the other

Vor 6 Monate
The Waffle House
The Waffle House

@Baru 🇺🇦 “You are a robot,” “No I am not. You are” “You are!” “When was I when when I was when Whaat?” “okay”

Vor 6 Monate
Jennifer Thatcher
Jennifer Thatcher

It reminds me of Kamala Harris

Vor 6 Monate
ThatOneSquire
ThatOneSquire

4:32 this reminded me of a west of loathing description of a book or something

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Lady Jenesis
Lady Jenesis

Controversial hotdog filler.

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Cheesentman
Cheesentman

6:05 I instantly stopped everything to watch that distractible episode

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Brian Lee • 84 years ago
Brian Lee • 84 years ago

2:52 Mark’s reaction tho! XD

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feeple murphy
feeple murphy

I haven't laughed this hard in years! A: will you be a witness

Vor 7 Monate
feeple murphy
feeple murphy

@Hollow Knight Obsession cool.

Vor 5 Monate
Hollow Knight Obsession
Hollow Knight Obsession

@B0red_ito.flakes cus of racism. but i tried it with inferkit out of bordom heres what i got it was weird My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of me stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. And I knew it was the only way to live. "You stupid little bitch, with your big fucking gun. You think you can get away with that? Look at me now, bitch." The man took aim at my face. The gun was dangerously close to my heart. And then he pulled the trigger. The room was silent. I expected it would be. We were all stunned. The murder had no doubt shocked us all. But when it to fill with sound. And then I heard it. It was so quiet, as the bullet shot through my chest, past my heart and took me down. As my life was now in the hands of a man called Ronald Mcdonald. A man who, as much as the world may have disagreed with him, was a good man. It's hard to say what it feels like when you're given the last chance of your life. How you make the most of it. I am the daughter of a father who was shot dead by the police and I can't answer the question. The phone call came on a summer day, four years ago. I answered. 'Tracy?' 'Sorry to call you so late, but I'm not going to be at my regular table tonight and I'm in the city and I saw a girl I recognised in the paper. Do you want to meet me for a drink?' At first, I wasn't sure what to think. This was my father's boss. This was a man who was supposed to know him. He'd been friends with my father for years. And now he wanted to go out on a date with me? I said yes. We met in a bar and sat down for a drink. He asked me about my dad. We talked about his job and I told him about his work with the NHS. I could see he was enjoying my company. So we drank another drink. And another. Until we got more drunk. He pulled up a chair and asked me if I wanted to see his house. I nodded. He asked me if I was hungry and offered to cook us something to eat. We sat on the sofa and I stared at him. The man I'd never met before. He was older than my father. He'd shaved off his hair. He was wearing nice clothes. And he seemed nice. But also strangely distant. It was the oddest thing. He was friendly, but also cautious. He told me I could stay the night. He called his wife and told her he'd be late. He told me she'd understand.

Vor 5 Monate
Hollow Knight Obsession
Hollow Knight Obsession

omg another hollow knight fan :0

Vor 5 Monate
Dakota Hudson
Dakota Hudson

ME TOO. its been years for me

Vor 5 Monate
UncreativeName
UncreativeName

It would make sense if it was Papa Johns

Vor 5 Monate
Lux Tenebris
Lux Tenebris

That was the funniest try to laugh and now it's gone forever 😭

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fog
fog

God my face started melting after the ai got so racist

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Sam
Sam

Well that escalated quickly

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FluffyKat27
FluffyKat27

The only person that can make me laugh at cutie butt 😭❤️

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OonieandCacola
OonieandCacola

“A: Why is your hair like that?”

Vor 7 Monate
Funky Arsenal is back
Funky Arsenal is back

A:cum

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Jean Thompson
Jean Thompson

A: Will you be a witness?

Vor 6 Monate
Unli Mited
Unli Mited

@Ichigo Rameyon None, I'm afraid!

Vor 6 Monate
Ichigo Rameyon
Ichigo Rameyon

@Unli Mited how many bottles of energy drinks have you drank before writing that?

Vor 6 Monate
GregPlays Plus
GregPlays Plus

A: WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF!?

Vor 7 Monate
702jv
702jv

8:49 Everyone’s inner child be like:

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J-Tech
J-Tech

The blurred out bit made me laugh so hard I cried. Mark's face was priceless! A:You really are so pretty.

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Rileyplaze
Rileyplaze

I tried this out and my story about a little girl going to London turned into ww2

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JeffTheManic222
JeffTheManic222

This is google feud all over again

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Seanderson
Seanderson

I feel like there's amazing comedic potential in having an AI give the punchline to an already existing joke. *_A: Will you be a witness?_*

Vor 7 Monate
BTTRSWYT
BTTRSWYT

@Seanderson You got it. By the same guy even. Plus bob, plus wade! Three times the yay!

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Seanderson
Seanderson

@BTTRSWYT Wait wasn't there a Distractible episode where they used AI to make the funniest joke?

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BTTRSWYT
BTTRSWYT

You’d love the Distractible podcast. It’s just as much an inane hellscape of torture by laugh.

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小倉周平
小倉周平

PVC

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Bread Enjoyer
Bread Enjoyer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken wanted a cracker! - - The Lorax Why does the cocker spaniel keep staring at you? Because you're beautiful and have a large elbow. - - Smoky, the Blind Cocker Spaniel Why did the chicken cross the road on a Sunday? Because he was at the farmhouses at east 3rd road in San Francisco in cage 742, seconds from breakfast . - -Mickey Mouse, the Almighty Destroyer of Worlds (once owned by The Czarist army themselves), born in the Czarist army. Why was there a dog on the moon? To keep the monkey company. - -Bill Smithee, author, 2007. Why did the rain drop on the chicken's head? Because of its frustration at not having a head, but a head at the moment. - - Gia Allemand, 1883. "Look at me" is the same as "look at you," she said, smiling gently. And that means that "look at me" can only mean "look at you," because "look at me" means "look at you." - - George Grosz, German Expressionist painter Who was the coyote and who was the little girl? The little girl was the coyote. The coyote was the little girl. - - Alfred, Lord Tennyson, English poet, 1809-1892. Why does Satan look so happy? Because he took the brakes off his car and turned the steering wheel. - -Bobbie Berlinger, American actor, voice of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, 1978 Why was the chicken crossing the road? Because he had the (hold on) the oh so opportunely timed need for an accident. - - Jeffrey Lin, Writer, 2007 Why did the fish cross the road? Because the sea was only about six inches deep - - Yoda, Yoda, The Last Jedi Why did the waitress eat the money? Because she didn't know what the answer was. - - Unknown Why did the flamingo cross the road? Because he had the misfortune of stepping on a copperhead snake. - - Monika Walters, American college student, 2003.

Vor 6 Monate
Ꝉҽ Ҡìաì βìɾҍ
Ꝉҽ Ҡìաì βìɾҍ

I'm still confused as to how the Ronald McDonald prompt became racist- A: Will you be a witness?

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FunAngelo2005
FunAngelo2005

Mark's voice sounds like the perfect narator

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HallieEva
HallieEva

It's not a ghost in the machine.. those are demons lmfao.

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King dice
King dice

mark:its gone you cant find it anymore dont worry me who subs to a person who posts it still: |-:

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Hlootoo Thunderhammer
Hlootoo Thunderhammer

That ocean poem was actually really good. So was the mushrooms plot and especially Auntie Doris -before it sh*t the bed- . A: You are really so pretty!

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Savana Ghosh
Savana Ghosh

Will you be a witness to the police station in the morning or afternoon at your house? ( I used my recommended word choices after the words ‘Will you be a witness)

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LeStinker
LeStinker

Will you be a witness?

Vor 2 Monate
BGD
BGD

probably

Vor 2 Monate
Harry C
Harry C

7:05 to 7:10 made me laugh so hard!

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StormsWindy
StormsWindy

i love how mark goes from writing actual stories to random stuff that makes no sense at all A: will you be a witness?

Vor 6 Monate
Chingchang
Chingchang

@Santa Clause you will know why people are saying that after watching the video its not because of his hair actually

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Santa Clause
Santa Clause

@Chingchang not quite sure but he normally does brush his hair before recording

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Red Water
Red Water

@Jerry Loveless Q is not valid in the court of law, now the 20$ you own me for tha-

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Jerry Loveless
Jerry Loveless

Q: Did

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Mr. Screams
Mr. Screams

@Tor Hundal and she has these BIG badonkers

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AbelxRunnerx5
AbelxRunnerx5

This was hilarious! Thanks Mark! A: You really are so pretty!

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Luke_Faraday_015
Luke_Faraday_015

Don't challenge the machine's!!

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LL Vieira
LL Vieira

imagine if an actual anime girl said 21:00

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Brush421
Brush421

1:28 feed on the tree frogs

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a pro
a pro

8:50-9:12 You doing okay Mark? 😂 LMAO I CAN’T-

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Electrico Gamez (still here)
Electrico Gamez (still here)

THE LAUGH IS CONTAGIOUS- LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLL- uh- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH------------------

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aroƨтarƨ♡
aroƨтarƨ♡

Mine: History of a 2 kids on a wonderland of Arathia , a foreign planet, was almost forgotten. They were wandering about its moons and the outer layer of the planet. Maybe with the effects of the intense Plasma Shield, they felt like new creatures. But nothing was lost forever and those two kids were the ones who made it. I remember when the young bodyguard (the name had not been given) brought a flower to Anna's hair. To everyone's surprise, there was a blue flower behind it. It must have been the original one from the planet. He then explained to Anna that she would be back in just a few hours. Wondering what she had to do on the ship to fit in some work, he also asked her if she was actually going to travel with them. "I don't know. I've never been on a spaceship, but from what I know they're supposed to be big! I'll see how it goes and I'll let you know." She added. With the subject over, Anna slowly woke up as the car stopped and everyone slowly started to get off. Clint meanwhile, was trying to find the perfect spot to place them. They were sitting behind the main seat. On the main seat, Anna was resting her head on Clint's shoulder and Clint was resting his head on Anna's back. The Captain, however, wasn't as relaxing. "This is probably going to be the longest trip I'll ever make. But I have to admit that I'm looking forward to it. You'll probably have to wait a few days for a response. They are communicating with the Captain. But now that we are finally going to start, I hope to start explaining everything." The Captain continued. He still wouldn't give them information and was asking for a lot of things and it wasn't what he expected from a ship, but for a lander. But he knew the boss's thinking was that it would be great for the press, since the media on Earth wanted to know how the planet looked. That will actually be the main reason for the trip. "So you know that you can help us, just not for the start. It will take a few days for your mission to be complete and we still need to secure your safety. We don't know what dangers we might face on this new planet." Clint explained to Anna in a serious tone. "A lander is much smaller and we have a small crew for everything. We'll need your help for our mission." Clint continued. The only thing that they were expecting was that they were going to talk to them. It was a little inconvenient, because the planet seemed to be a backwater. There was no recognizable structure or any sign of man. All that they had was a place for landing, which was very near the central core of the planet. If they just stood by the central core, which was practically their home, they could see the moon that they were going to, if everything worked out correctly. It was called Arathia, because it was supposed to be a wonderland of things that seemed impossible to find on the planet. Maybe because it was very rare to find a blue flower on this planet. "I can take them to my office. It is our standard issue for landers. Once they are done with the safety checks, we'll have them move into our ship and we'll leave." The Captain told them. "And then you guys are on your own." But instead of running off, they both got off and prepared to go. But they knew that if they want to actually move on, they would need the help of someone that would know how to deal with a lander. It was their job to help the Arathians. Clint and Anna just stood there for a moment and didn't really know what to say. They were still wondering how they could help. "Wow! I can't believe that we are finally going to leave the planet! What about you Anna?" Clint asked and turned to Anna. They quickly moved towards the landing platform. It was only a few yards away from the central core and Anna knew exactly where to find her locker. She entered the numbers and the locker opened. There, she kept her backpack, jacket, some water bottles and snacks that were given to her, but she didn't bring anything else. She then closed the locker, placed her backpack in it and put her jacket on top of it. It would be cold on the surface, but she wouldn't mind that. As she put her hand on the rail on the side of the platform, she found herself remembering the last time that she was here. She knew that this must be where it all started. She thought of everything that happened since that day. She thought of him, Clint. Who else? She wished that it was him who would be on the surface and not Captain Ron. The Captain was nice enough, but she didn't think that he had any taste in clothes. Anna actually had a preference for her own clothing. She couldn't help but remember the good times she had with him and how he was always there for her and she for him. And now it was gone and she had to go on her own. How can she do this without him there? She didn't know how she could do it. They were about to exit the portal when she felt something fall on her. It was a pair of trousers that had slipped off. She quickly moved to pick it up, but stopped as soon as she did. She looked at the Captain and saw him glaring at her. "I … I'm sorry! "she replied. "I didn't want to leave it, but I couldn't take them off! They are so big and I can't move properly!" Anna explained, looking down at her body, which wasn't that far different from how it had been before. She just didn't realize how her own body had changed. She felt old. She didn't look old, but she did feel it. "I'll see you soon?" Clint replied. "There is something that I need to do before I come back to pick you up. It's something personal." Clint was about to turn around and head back into the portal, but the Captain grabbed his arm. Clint turned around to face the Captain. The Captain's face was full of anger and fear. "I don't understand!" The Captain exclaimed. "You told me that you had something personal that you needed to do and I had to leave! This whole expedition was for your own personal gain and we wasted all that time! Now I'm going to die and I'm sorry for this, but it was for your own good!" Anna didn't know what to say. She couldn't take his words seriously. This man was wrong. But he seemed to believe what he said. The Captain looked around and waited for them to move off.

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Joe Mama
Joe Mama

(Made with Dreamily) (TW: Grief, childhood friend) I was so happy. Filled with sunshine and rainbows. All was good in the world, and I felt the glorious feeling of love and harmony bursting in my soul. Life was beautiful. And everything was just so right... Until it all ended in a blink. A single moment of utter chaos and destruction, something that left me devastated beyond any measure I had ever known. It shattered me, as if I were being torn apart on the inside until there was nothing left but the broken pieces. It’s difficult to describe what happened next, because time itself seemed to change from that instant. "It's going to be alright." The words were meant for me, but they fell on deaf ears. No one could hear them. Especially not myself. Not when all I had been able to think about for the past few weeks was her. My beloved friend. "She's gone." I spoke aloud, as though speaking it would help somehow make it comprehensible. Make it easier. "She's really gone." "It's going to be okay." Again, I heard those words echo in my mind. Words that sounded hollow even to my own ears. They came from someone else, someone who wasn't me. They didn't know how hard it was for me to believe that. Because they couldn't possibly have understood what I was feeling. How much her death hurt me like it did now. My best friend. Who would've thought it could end this way? We'd been inseparable. Her presence had filled up every nook and cranny of my life. She had always been a light to my day no matter what the situation. Yet, there she went. Just like that. With no warning and without so much as a goodbye. Without giving me a chance to say goodbye of my own. To apologize, or try and comfort her. To do anything, really. "She didn't deserve this." I muttered, my voice cracking. My eyes welled up as hot tears ran down my face like an endless stream of lava. My body convulsed uncontrollably, each sob wracking through my entire being. I tried in vain to wipe the tears away with the back of my hand as more flowed relentlessly down my cheeks. But it made no difference. I couldn't stop the torrent of grief flowing out of my heart. From my soul. And my whole being ached with the loss of the person I'd considered a sister for many years. It hurt so bad. Like I was never going to recover. Never going to be the same again. That I'd lost my only connection to my childhood home and family, someone that had made me the happiest I had ever been. And the worst part about all of this was that I hadn't done anything about it. Nothing except sit around feeling sorry for myself. Thinking back on everything, I realize that I should've told her. Told her about everything I was feeling. I mean, she was my best friend! But if I had told her I felt this way, she probably wouldn't've even noticed. Not when my parents and my brothers kept telling her that I was fine. As usual. So why didn't I tell her? Why couldn't I come clean about everything to her? Maybe because we're friends. That's all I was to her... That's all I will be to her. Now, all these memories are flooding my mind again. Memories that I've tried so desperately to forget. Images of happier days long since past dancing into focus like ghosts haunting my dreams. Ones which I knew I should've cherished before I let her go. Before I had to suffer through the pain and despair that followed her departure. The pain. The anguish. The emptiness. The hopelessness. Everything. Everything that I ever wanted, but wasn't supposed to have. Everything I thought I needed, but was given instead of what I truly deserved. And it hurts. It hurts worse than anything I can think of... And yet still, I can't seem to find my voice. Can't manage a word. Can barely breathe as another wave of unbearable sorrow crashes over me. A tear drips off the tip of my nose as my breathing gets harder and shorter by the second. By the time I'm close to suffocating, I finally manage a single, desperate whisper. A phrase that's been locked inside me since the day she walked away from my life. A phrase that haunts my nightmares at night, reminding me of all the things I wished I said, and didn't. The things I wish I could take back. The things I wish I would never have told her to begin with. It hurts so much to remember. To say them aloud... but it feels right... Like I owe it to myself, and to everyone. To her. "I love you, Abbie..." Tears flood down my face faster than I can keep track of them. Even though I wanted this. Even though I wanted her to stay. Even though I promised myself I'd never give up hope. Now I realize that my promise is impossible. Because I've already given it my all. My very last breath. And it wasn't enough. But I can still say her name, even if only in silence. Maybe, if I say it enough times, eventually my lips will grow numb and my tongue won't remember where to place the letters. Maybe eventually I'll forget the exact shade of her eyes. The exact shape of her smile. The precise sound of her laugh. The feeling of her hair. And maybe one day, just maybe… I'll forget the smell of coconut body wash on her skin… Oh, Abbie… I’m so sorry… A. Why is your hair like that?

Vor 2 Monate
The Pink Cute Kitty
The Pink Cute Kitty

@Joe Mama DUDE HOW THO IT SEEMS LIKE A DARK STORY SOMEONE WOULD WRITE IF THEY WERE ON DRUGS

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Joe Mama
Joe Mama

@The Pink Cute Kitty 99% OF IT WAS THE AI. IT’S FUCKING WITCHCRAFT MAN

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The Pink Cute Kitty
The Pink Cute Kitty

Me: this comment is a bit short *clicks read more* HOLY SHI- How fucking long did it take you to write this..? Its so fucking dark...

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kyzrolled
kyzrolled

This is actually kinda dark

Vor 2 Monate
CoredGuy
CoredGuy

2:50 THO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Spairus
Spairus

Laughed my ass off, this is one of your best for sure Mark A: Will you be a witness?

Vor 7 Monate
WildCraft clips
WildCraft clips

@Spairus Eh no problemo

Vor 2 Monate
Spairus
Spairus

@WildCraft clips nah, that stands for laughing my ass off, its a present not a past term

Vor 2 Monate
WoterOtter
WoterOtter

Where is A: will you be a witness from? Plz timestamp

Vor 2 Monate
WildCraft clips
WildCraft clips

Just use lmao

Vor 2 Monate
laughingdestruction
laughingdestruction

@Owen Eastwood fccccccc

Vor 3 Monate
LordTheDragon
LordTheDragon

7:58 Markiplier: oh boy you re gonna laugh! AI: *YEAHH!* Markiplier: xD

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The PBC Enthusiast
The PBC Enthusiast

20:56 Made me laugh so hard 😂

Vor 2 Monate
AMan
AMan

it kinda reminded me of Ai dungeon

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Trip Pietrowski
Trip Pietrowski

As someone named Phillip, this is the closest I will ever get to a shout-out.

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The_Circuit
The_Circuit

This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen My answer: Will you be a witness?

Vor 7 Monate
RandomGuyWhoPostsVids
RandomGuyWhoPostsVids

Roa

Vor 4 Monate
Krunski S E N P A I
Krunski S E N P A I

Yoko tectone fn

Vor 6 Monate
Zephyr (HowToGaming)
Zephyr (HowToGaming)

Q: Did

Vor 6 Monate
The_Circuit
The_Circuit

@ThatOneYoutuber maybe 😳

Vor 7 Monate
ThatOneYoutuber
ThatOneYoutuber

Tectone? 😳

Vor 7 Monate
Lorrel Eclipse
Lorrel Eclipse

8:46-9:12 was definitely the best moment and you can't tell me otherwise 😂😂

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Waffle
Waffle

Ah yes I got this for some reason Knock Knock! Sorry, can't talk, cleaning up after Kid # 1's friend. He's probably eating their bed (yummy).

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Oliver Rees
Oliver Rees

12:33 me when i have a stroke:

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MC Dudeman
MC Dudeman

The one about the oceans talking to each other was beautiful 🥲

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thea <3
thea <3

A: Will you be a witness?

Vor 2 Monate
Sonny Garufi
Sonny Garufi

I haven’t laughed so hard in my life!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Vor 2 Monate
ABSOLUTELYkimchi
ABSOLUTELYkimchi

inferkit makes any sentence silly. A: Will you be a witness?

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DrearyFalls
DrearyFalls

Will you be a witness? (Monkeys-)

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Chen Stormstout
Chen Stormstout

Was not expecting “it went a little racist.” After being prompted with Ronald McDonald.

Vor 7 Monate
Кот
Кот

mcdonal

Vor 28 Tage
JPexo
JPexo

Lol

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Emerald Mage 52
Emerald Mage 52

yea it gave me this My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what i had to do. I took one last breath and pulled the trigger. Blood splattered onto Ronald's face and chest. As he fell to the ground, the last thing I heard Ronald say as he died was... "is that al-taQool?". 9 I told some of my friends and co-workers about the shooting in a lighthearted, matter-of-fact kind of way. At one point I told them about how I made a joke about

Vor 4 Monate
CALIFORNIA Man
CALIFORNIA Man

Whoa there

Vor 4 Monate
Hibari
Hibari

@citricdemon You are joking... As someone who was groomed, please get mental help.

Vor 6 Monate
Lord Omachu The Great
Lord Omachu The Great

That ocean one was wild A: Will you be a witness?

Vor Tag
Mirster
Mirster

Came back to this after a few months. Sti cracked me up. A: Why is your hair like that?

Vor 9 Stunden
The Danker Tanker
The Danker Tanker

I tried this website and it was funny. It made a scenario where Dr.Zomboss leader of the zombies fought Doc.Mcstuffins a "healer".

Vor 2 Monate
すこってい
すこってい

omg XD

Vor 2 Monate
Boz Tv
Boz Tv

You should make this happen in disrtractible were Wade and Bob need to think up a start of a story and then you use this from there

Vor 3 Tage
Bag of Worms
Bag of Worms

"Willl you be a witness?" I certainly am glad i witnessed whatever this is, great content Mark

Vor 7 Monate
KVA Raider
KVA Raider

@SirDootDoot I was just thinking that. Lol. Mark is the next disciple of the Witness confirmed?

Vor 7 Monate
Krlllx
Krlllx

I dont get the witness thing did i miss something

Vor 7 Monate
SirDootDoot
SirDootDoot

That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off

Vor 7 Monate
Jong
Jong

I don’t know, willl I?

Vor 7 Monate
DONT READ PROFILE PIC
DONT READ PROFILE PIC

Don’t read my name !

Vor 7 Monate
Dr. Diamond
Dr. Diamond

"I felt the glorious feeling of love and harmony bursting in Amy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vor Monat
Dragonfall17
Dragonfall17

A:Will you be a witness?

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Tata Zetta_13
Tata Zetta_13

“If you want to see how much fun we have while she’s in the hospital-“ Ok I think we’re done here A: Did

Vor 2 Monate
That Random Guy
That Random Guy

Hello my name is Lauren. I am a stay at home mom of two amazing boys, 6 & 3, along with their big sister, 4, and their baby sister, 1. I am happily married to my husband of 4 years. I grew up in Beaverton, Oregon and have lived in Bend, Salem, Salem again, Medford and Redmond before settling in Beaverton. I am still growing accustomed to the seasons and having a child in school. I started college as a teacher of special education and am taking classes now so I can eventually work in this field. I enjoy reading, writing, cooking, and home decorating. Things I don't like: cooking (I rarely stick to my menu plan), cleaning (anything beyond wiping the counters and bathrooms - even though the bathrooms still need cleaning), and being unorganized. Here are some links for anyone interested in my family: Life has been super busy this past month, but we have managed to go out on a few dates. It seems that with school starting I spend more time getting up earlier to get the kids off to school, then I have time to actually spend with Steve. I am hoping to start blogging more about our adventures and the things we do together and I have some great news. My sister Emily got married on Saturday to her longtime boyfriend, Chance. It was a small wedding, held on a ranch at a small farm. I loved everything about it, from the decor and vintage / barn wood accents to the wonderful food and drinks to the happiness. Fun fact: all of this is fake and writen by a bot.

Vor Monat
Snap Dragon
Snap Dragon

Q: “Did you like it?” A: "Will you be a witness?" the killer pressured me into action upon my final moments until

Vor 7 Monate
Snap Dragon
Snap Dragon

@Cadavrey Inferno Mark's brother made TwoKinds so .. yea.... semi-represented

Vor Monat
Cadavrey Inferno
Cadavrey Inferno

I didn't expect so many furries and scalies in the comments lmao 🤣

Vor Monat
Blinding Wulf
Blinding Wulf

@szymon anonim I know, I read that so wrong lol

Vor 7 Monate
Blinding Wulf
Blinding Wulf

Pfp is cute tho

Vor 7 Monate
Blinding Wulf
Blinding Wulf

@Savvy The Divine Yet Huggable interesting…

Vor 7 Monate
only bahoz
only bahoz

mario vs red amogus : the red among us walks in with a knive and a GUN? in the other side mario walks in with is green dinasour yoshi in one hand a hammer and in other hand his fire flower the two fighter rushes to each other to DEATH fight in a doom area the watchers cheers and mario bounces to the reds head and SMASH! the red tilts to the right and in a wild tango hurly bang hit the green blow out the reds beak the red guy lands on his back and bleeds and dies the watchers scream! mario kicks the red guy in his face! he punches and rips the red out the air! the watchers applaud! the red guy dies! the watchers applaud! red is dead! In the midst of the celebratory room mario hits the red guy down a mountain with his hammer so the watchers scream! mario takes his hammer and kick the red guy in his face! he kicks his head in! kicks him into the crater! gets him with his hammer! kicks his b*tt (TOTALLY ai generated)

Vor Monat
The Games Ninja
The Games Ninja

Wow, the AI generated content in keeping with this channel 🥷

Vor Monat
TackySilver
TackySilver

Bro this entire thing is just pure comedy and I love it

Vor Monat
Garrett Venn
Garrett Venn

I was kinda just watching and laughing along occasionally, and then when he brought back the "new anime plot", I completely fucking lost it. Guess that's one that stuck with him.

Vor Monat
Comic Gamer
Comic Gamer

"Will you be a witness?" Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.

Vor 7 Monate
Evie 0h
Evie 0h

Wait what gift?

Vor 7 Monate
Arron the protogen
Arron the protogen

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok

Vor 7 Monate
Eyes_Espresso
Eyes_Espresso

I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.

Vor 7 Monate
Spidey 555
Spidey 555

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy

Vor 7 Monate
DONT READ PROFILE PIC
DONT READ PROFILE PIC

Don’t read my name !

Vor 7 Monate
j m
j m

im actually cry laughing at the auntie doris one like fr. tears streaming down my face while typing this I'm laughing so hard

Vor Monat
Edwin Bank
Edwin Bank

Mark: makes an interesting start of a story Generator: No

Vor 12 Tage
Izzy
Izzy

A: Why is your hair like hat?

Vor Monat
LiveTheLoveYouWant
LiveTheLoveYouWant

OMG Thank you so much for showing us this ! This is my dream come true! I've always need someone to write with me just because I'm an extra vert and don't have the energy to write alone. Well I do have a brain injury that makes it hard for me to write now, too this should be just what I need🩷🩷🩷

Vor Monat
Ash_Gaming
Ash_Gaming

Question: "Did you like this" Answer: "will you be a witness?" Hell yeah, ill be a witness to this crazy drug trip we're on with AI. I havent laughed so hard all day to be honest

Vor 7 Monate
S-Fan2006
S-Fan2006

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Can I just say that I was expecting a paradox in terms of reverse physiology on your profile pic where it’s Comment: Don’t read my name Name: Don’t read my profile pic Profile pic: Don’t read my comment

Vor 7 Monate
Eliyahu YashR
Eliyahu YashR

MARK WAS RECORDING A VIDEO AND BOB WAS MAKING A CHICKEN FISH SANDWICHAND AMBER WAS TAKING PICTURES OF A PICKET SIGN AND I WAS HAVING ONE OF THOSE INTENSE PERSONAL MOMENTS THAT PEOPLE HAVE WHEN THEY ARE REALLY YOUNG AND CARE ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEBODY MARK SAID THAT'S NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T GO INTO THERAPY YOU SHOULD WRITE YOUR PSYCH PAPERS MARK AND BOB SAID IT WAS MUTUAL WITH EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON WITH THEM FOR A VERY LONG TIME JOHN SAW AMBER DO THIS IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE AND IT WAS WEIRD AND IT SEEMED TO BE HAPPENING LIKE AN ILLUSION THAT WAS JUST HAPPENING BEFORE THE CAMERA HAPPENED SO IT HAD REALLY PLACED US IN THE PAST AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.I WOULDN'T CALL IT ART BUT THE STORIES OF THAT DAY ARE DEFINITELY INSPIRING AND I'M STILL LIVING WITH IT BUT THEN BOB OPENED A CLOSET AND SAW SOMETHING AND IT GRABBED HIM AND THEN HE STARTED YELLING AND GETTING REALLY MAD. AND MARK AND I GOT REALLY AFRAID THAT HE MIGHT THROW THE PHONE AWAY AND SHOOT IT OUT OF THE CLOSET BUT THEN HE SEEMED REALLY CRAZY THAT HE WAS GOING TO DO IT AND THEN HE WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO KILL IT, BECAUSE HE WAS THIS CRAZY BRILLIANT AND THEN MARK SAW IT MARK TRIED TO HIDE IT FROM HIM, I MEAN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO GO AFTER THE PERSON IT HIT AND HE SAID HE COULD ACTUALLY FEEL IT ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY TURNED ON BUT THEN SUDDENLY IT WAS REALLY HOLDING IT WITH EVERYTHING AROUND IT AND HE BUT THEN BOB WAS SCREAMING AND MARK HEARD HIM AND MARK TOOK A PEN AND A COPY OF THE THING AND IN REALLY DEEP SHOCK BOB DID IT AND THEN HE SAID I'M GOING TO KILL THIS PERSON WHO HIT ME AND THEN LATER HE DIDN'T REMEMBER DOING IT BUT THEN HE WAS WEARING SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE A BURN ON HIS HAND AND HE WAS THROWING IT AWAY ON THE GROUND AND THEN IT WAS SUDDENLY MELTING OFF AS WELL AND THEN MARK JUMPED ON THE SOFA AND HE RAN AND RAN AND RAN AROUND THE BEDROOM.PEOPLE WERE PANICKING AND SCREAMING BUT NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN

Vor 7 Monate
Eliyahu YashR
Eliyahu YashR

Give me 10 likes on this comment so I can make part 2

Vor 7 Monate
Eliyahu YashR
Eliyahu YashR

Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.

Vor 7 Monate
Imapancake
Imapancake

Why is your hair like that?

Vor 7 Monate
the bad animator
the bad animator

the "it went a little racist after ronald mc donald was a bit odd A: why is your hair like that?

Vor Monat
Aves
Aves

the Pizza with apples one had me crying 💀

Vor 12 Tage
stowter
stowter

Will you be a witness though?

Vor Monat
Jeremiah Unetich
Jeremiah Unetich

The monkeys story just sounds like Maze Runner... And I want the full story. Also, I want to be a witness.

Vor 2 Monate
ThatNoobKing
ThatNoobKing

I fucking love this AI shit and chaos It's beautiful A: You really are so pretty!

Vor 7 Monate
r/woooosh me if your gay
r/woooosh me if your gay

C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right? My wife had her name on the art exhibition. And she got a master's degree in art history. So I guess she's - M: Yeah. And that's

Vor 5 Monate
Polygonally_Dunce
Polygonally_Dunce

Type in "4chan description" then press enter 2 times, then press dash and type in anything, let the ai do its thing and see the results

Vor 6 Monate
lisaelisa
lisaelisa

@GigglesDoesStuff actually, they're all A's

Vor 6 Monate
ThatNoobKing
ThatNoobKing

@GigglesDoesStuff I reread the answers multiple times, I don't know how I messed that up

Vor 6 Monate
w jkl
w jkl

i regecnize that profile picture

Vor 7 Monate
Zoey
Zoey

A: Will you be a witness?

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John Carnett
John Carnett

A: Will you be a witness?

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noryy !!
noryy !!

1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE* AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?* A: Will you be a witness?

Vor 17 Tage
Paige K.
Paige K.

“In the future, humor will be randomly generated”

Vor Monat
Jamiebro752
Jamiebro752

I love it how Mark is expecting something huge and just either get extremely disappointed or gets more than he asked for. Also: Why is your hair like that?

Vor 7 Monate
Braden Duvall
Braden Duvall

Down vote

Vor 3 Monate
小倉周平
小倉周平

PVC

Vor 3 Monate
İsim bulamadım
İsim bulamadım

@Bloodhoundo Lol you didn't watch the video till the end.

Vor 5 Monate
Bloodhoundo
Bloodhoundo

@foopyu nooui why are you writing A:

Vor 6 Monate
ChaseRW1
ChaseRW1

A: Will you be a witness?

Vor Monat
Cheyenne Harding
Cheyenne Harding

Marky, are you okay? Lots of darkness with cliffs and guns 😂

Vor 2 Monate
Vehicle Stuff
Vehicle Stuff

A: will you be a witness

Vor 2 Monate
The Boss Man
The Boss Man

I was laying on the ground crying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

Vor 22 Tage
AcidCloud_
AcidCloud_

The way that Mark writes the beginning of the sentences makes me want to see him write a whole fucking story! It would be amazing XD - A: Why is your hair like that?

Vor 7 Monate
Momento Mori
Momento Mori

He did a video a LONG time ago with Tyler and Ethan where they wrote stories on typewriters.

Vor 6 Monate
Sandwich
Sandwich

@Yeetionary I asked Uncle Herb, "why have you just gone ahead and bought a magnificant purple robe?" "Well, it was a suggestion from Auntie Doris" A: Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the witch that took your soul. Auntie Doris, whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who has now taken the form of a dog and has ripped your clothes to shreds leaving you naked without clothes. I was shocked at what just happened and struggled to catch up to what just happened. Auntie Doris, the witch that took your soul. Auntie Doris, whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the

Vor 6 Monate
Yeetionary
Yeetionary

@Sandwich The frogs started to eat me, i was started to believe it was all a dream. Until I realized that the frog was actually a form of Auntie Doris, the evil witch that took your soul. Auntie Doris,whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a frog! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb : I just bought this at Goodwill." A: Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch that took your soul. Auntie Doris,whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb : I just bought this at Goodwill." A: Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch that took your soul. Auntie Doris,whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the

Vor 6 Monate
Zezus 001
Zezus 001

@Sandwich I see this reply matches your username very appropriately.

Vor 6 Monate
Zezus 001
Zezus 001

I know, right?

Vor 6 Monate
Tyler Joseph Schommer
Tyler Joseph Schommer

I love when there's just random news articles that have clearly been taken into the AI and just spouted back at you

Vor Monat
BoredFeather
BoredFeather

A: Will you be a witness?

Vor 2 Monate
SisterLemon7
SisterLemon7

A: Will you be a witness?

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LoganPlaysMinecraft
LoganPlaysMinecraft

i asked it knock knock who's there? and it said this: Knock knock who's there? Chicken Garland. Chicken Jay - Pan. Podge Poppycock. Pumpkin Macaroni. Split Carrot. Yes One leg in the microwave. Choux Cream. Drink 'n Jump. Oh shit pumpkin! I spluttered, 'I can't, I'm on my way to work!?!' Daliso spoke into his hand radio, explaining to me what was going on. He continued on his speaking mission, intent on helping the bewildered toddler to those aforementioned 'unconditional love and

Vor Monat
LoganPlaysMinecraft
LoganPlaysMinecraft

@Corrupted Audio ya 😂😂😂😂😂

Vor Monat
Corrupted Audio
Corrupted Audio

“One leg in the microwave.” That’s golden.

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