Las Vegas Is the Worst Place on Earth - John Oliver

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    John Oliver learns something about himself (and Mike Tyson) in Las Vegas, and recounts the best thing that’s ever happened to him on the New York City subway.
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Str8 Music
Str8 Music

I need to go to bed 😆😆😆

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nethkenm
nethkenm

"Las Vegas is the worst place on earth" Counter-argument: FLORIDA

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Black cat
Black cat

Haha. spot on

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Sheldon B.
Sheldon B.

The man was the inspiration for fallout 3's dlc lol

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HG K
HG K

Poor JOHN OLIVER is still recovering from his fall from grace in failing to pay Trump the money he promised if Trump would dare to stand for the election that made him the POTUS.

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P. Murray
P. Murray

Walked in the house as this was playing on my phone, and by the time he got to, "well well well," I was on my knees on the kitchen floor because I couldn't stop the hysterics. This is one of the most New York stories I've ever heard and I've lived here all my life.

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Laura gn
Laura gn

I love Harry Potter💕💗❤💖

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JoAnne Suzie Burlison
JoAnne Suzie Burlison

hes actually pretty cute

Vor 23 Tage
Sr. Chompi
Sr. Chompi

I swear to God I hear the joke of someone putting his head on a door, from someone else. I think it was a Netflix stand up and the guy was Asian.

Vor 23 Tage
Enerjak
Enerjak

Las Vegas may be the worst place on Earth, but my home city has it beat. Houston, Texas, which according to Lewis Black is where the end of the universe is located.

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ChaserTree
ChaserTree

go back to british

Vor 24 Tage
SpicyRay
SpicyRay

that's a wig. not dye. I'M SURE IT'S A WIG

Vor 27 Tage
Historical Otaku
Historical Otaku

Is that the psychology professor from Community?

Vor 29 Tage
M. Shilandar
M. Shilandar

That Driver deserves a Nobel Peace Prize... No one has ever brought that many people together as one while riding on a Subway train before.

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Spenser
Spenser

He was right. Those bangs are an atrocity.

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Roy Perdue
Roy Perdue

....and John Oliver us the worst comedian on earth.

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Michael Menendez
Michael Menendez

Ever watch the show Community?

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Chris Morgan
Chris Morgan

Seems like John's doing a reverse werewolf

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Gabriel Padilla
Gabriel Padilla

Get married and have sex for the rest of your life; you see? They say stuff like that and then wonder why sometimes we don't let them read or vote

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Cyan C
Cyan C

I don’t know who this mike guy is but he sounds like riot

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Cyan C
Cyan C

I legitimately dont

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GuyOnYouTube
GuyOnYouTube

Snuggle toofed Oliver will die a virgin.

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Bella Dicax
Bella Dicax

You can tell he wasn’t married back then because no married woman who cared for her husband would let him look like that.

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z z
z z

What a hack

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annie kober
annie kober

This comedian SLAPS

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machcharge
machcharge

"haha Americans are fat isn't that funny???"

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Edward Burgueno
Edward Burgueno

This guy is not funny at all. I'm sorry, is there really an audience or just a laugh track. Maybe this is British comedy.

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Bubba Bozo
Bubba Bozo

MAGA ! I agree : )

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Xenobyte
Xenobyte

I miss John's bangs.

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Yoda
Yoda

Why do people keep piling on racisits?

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RAM
RAM

Because you’re a morally bad human being if you are racist which makes them perfect for writing jokes about as no one has sympathy for them.

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GuyOnYouTube
GuyOnYouTube

This slimeball is a propaganda puppet for the Lettoids.

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GuyOnYouTube
GuyOnYouTube

@RAM No, I didn't. My phone changed it when I hit submit.

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RAM
RAM

You said “Lettoids”

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GuyOnYouTube
GuyOnYouTube

Leftoids

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RAM
RAM

No one above the age of 3? Did you actually try to state a political opinion with the word “lettoids” in it? Do you realize that sometimes people aren’t puppets and can actually have justified opinions?

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Pavlo Maksyutenko
Pavlo Maksyutenko

Not very funny as a standup. Priceless as a sitdown.

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Mi Da
Mi Da

I used to live in Las Vegas. It was a depressing city to live in, but I had my fun living there.

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karooyomitoheagato
karooyomitoheagato

Didn't this guy help Miss Carrigan from the Casper The Friendly Ghost, movie?

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Donna Snyder
Donna Snyder

I think you're hilarious. And this old glasses style is very cute.

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Donna Snyder
Donna Snyder

Actually, you're definitely hilarious.

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Nothing Nerdy
Nothing Nerdy

I miss when he was funny like this.

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helookalikaman79
helookalikaman79

Vegas is HELL... I was born here and HATE it... Hell I joined the US Army to get out of here... But due to some family issues I ended up back here... It was hell when I left and surprise surprise it has gone down hill since...

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Stephen Herbertson
Stephen Herbertson

I live 60 miles outside Vegas. Vegas sucks.

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Mix Hex
Mix Hex

Its true

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Flinch
Flinch

Uh, yeah. I discovered Vegas sucked in the early 80's as I suffered a 50 minute wait in a Denny's for a cheeseburger that the waiter had allowed to go stone cold. Was there a rush on? No - maybe 3 tables being served. All those flashing lights are there to blind you from rampant, relentless, soul crushing mediocrity.

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Aleksandra Mandic
Aleksandra Mandic

I was afraid this was going to be cringy but it was awesome!😂

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Jing Chen
Jing Chen

This train stories in NY is not the first comedian that talks about it, this means that this is actually true in NY? Please somebody confirm this?

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Julio Sanchez
Julio Sanchez

Rat face bastart. ! .. Love you !!

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Hey Young World
Hey Young World

Yea I wasn’t sure I was watching stand up comedy but the jokesters in the comments really cleared that up haha

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Melody Joy_V
Melody Joy_V

What happened to his hair

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Keyser Soeze
Keyser Soeze

This is not very good :/ Not bad but i expected more from him!

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Avital Alef
Avital Alef

*Well, well , well.*

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Comic NDN
Comic NDN

Professor Ian Duncan got his start in Greendale, Colorado.

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Dplus_AlphaR4
Dplus_AlphaR4

Is he wearing a wig?

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The Vaccine Machine
The Vaccine Machine

What an annoying little bitch

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RAM
RAM

Okay Robert who loves trucks.

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Jessie Bubbles
Jessie Bubbles

The biggest joke in this video is that haircut

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Erin Lux
Erin Lux

This dude is great, he should have a tv show.

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moeisha n hopey sometimes
moeisha n hopey sometimes

trust me . *trust me* . 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎 .

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QJAndra
QJAndra

Hes so fucking funny. His boys got nipped a bit by HBO but My god. Ive always loved his stand up.

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YAHBOI TREY
YAHBOI TREY

The audience must be obligated to laugh.

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AgeDrain
AgeDrain

Starting to think John doesn’t like America very much

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Keyser Söze
Keyser Söze

Big bird looking bitch!!

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tnskyhawk
tnskyhawk

His bad haircuts come back to haunt John Oliver.

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Tom Hewitt
Tom Hewitt

John Oliver was funny before he became political.

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Manish Prajapati
Manish Prajapati

This guy should do a info show. He'd be good in it.

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Rory King
Rory King

As a NY’er I can attest the veracity of his statement the Train Operator said. Sometimes these dudes even sing over the PA system, they’re hilarious sometimes.

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JulCaos
JulCaos

Well, it is New York, so I'm not surprised...

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Amanda Hooper
Amanda Hooper

Las Vegas is gross. I hate it

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Topher Bear
Topher Bear

DUDE IS NOT FUNNY. Tell me otherwise. This isn't just because he's a super hardcore lefty British boy living in NYC, and making more fun of America. "I was in Colorato, recently.." - John Oliver

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Topher Bear
Topher Bear

@m a Minnesota

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m a
m a

Topher Bear you must be from Colorado!

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Ted Coonradt
Ted Coonradt

Greatest quote from a conductor ever.

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Norcal
Norcal

I've only been to Vegas 3 times but I've seen Mike Tyson there too, lol. He stopped right next to me in a convertible on Sands Ave one night.

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Tom Servo
Tom Servo

Oliver is now an angry bitter shell of his former self TRUMP 2020

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RAM
RAM

Tom.

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Thomas Malloy
Thomas Malloy

You know that first part was a lie cause they didn't immediately spout South Park.

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Valkyrie Ziege
Valkyrie Ziege

; Wow, he is getting worse with age. Too Sad.

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Carlisle Wells
Carlisle Wells

Look at this wannabe John Oliver lmao

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Molly McGlynn
Molly McGlynn

God he’s so British

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Mavicity
Mavicity

My god, baby Oliver.

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Drunken _Sailor
Drunken _Sailor

Funny laughs from the man who cuts his hair with crayola safety scissors

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nadamasdisponible
nadamasdisponible

I just clicked so i could say i agree. Vegas is the worst place on earth. I dont get why people like it. Unfortunately I dont get why people like John Oliver either.

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zhyacoub
zhyacoub

All jokes that won't fly today sadly

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Thiefbuddy
Thiefbuddy

So Vegas is the worst because John doesn’t know how to gamble and he briefly saw Mike Tyson? The train joke was good, why highlight the weak Vegas premise?

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Robert Dick Urkel The Third
Robert Dick Urkel The Third

That guy who got stuck in the subway is the best guy ever made. RESPECC

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Score an Arrangement
Score an Arrangement

Man, middle age isn't kind to Harry Potter.

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Keion Adams
Keion Adams

I was flying back from LA to Virginia and Mike Tyson was on my flight, I don't particularly remember sleeping on that flight but now I know that I should have.

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The Lizard King
The Lizard King

what he does with words -- that's what brilliancy looks like.

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Rishabh Mondal
Rishabh Mondal

Hi

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