Kevin Hart: Don't lock your goddamn door [Netflix, 2019]

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Anthony C
Anthony C

I love how he's saying you should never lock your door, and then gives the main reason you SHOULD lock your door

Vor Monat
Snoop_dono
Snoop_dono

Yes, i too lock my door because i am cooking cocaine in my room.

Vor 2 Stunden
Yeen.
Yeen.

@noobpro 97 .. well, doors are also either expensive or time consuming to repair, so there's also that.

Vor 5 Tage
Tevin Goree
Tevin Goree

Just tie a sock around the door and shut your door they'll stay out🤣 LOL

Vor 6 Tage
Vuk Milosavljevic
Vuk Milosavljevic

@noobpro 97 yeah in America

Vor 11 Tage
Philipp Schütz
Philipp Schütz

Children: * Having privacy * Parents: "And I took that privacy"

Vor Monat
Swechha Madaan
Swechha Madaan

@Rooko1313 r/whoosh

Vor 3 Tage
ChumpyLumpy
ChumpyLumpy

Fr

Vor 6 Tage
DarkFX
DarkFX

And I took that personally*

Vor 9 Tage
Keshav Thakur
Keshav Thakur

*privately

Vor 11 Tage
Mamba ⚫⚫
Mamba ⚫⚫

@Rooko1313 ye rip Kobe but I think he meant to say that

Vor 12 Tage
Sanjis right eye 😘
Sanjis right eye 😘

Her: “I’m almost finished” Him: “WHAT!?” The daughter: *changing* Edit: thanks for the likes

Vor Monat
Glazed Donut
Glazed Donut

@Omar the *crÊam*

Vor 4 Tage
shooting star
shooting star

@Kuro Koro sweet home Alabama 🎶🎵🎶,,

Vor 7 Tage
GDSTfantasmaYT
GDSTfantasmaYT

Kevin: Busts in " *with hands over eyes* Oh, oh, that's what you meant! I'm leaving now."

Vor 11 Tage
averixx
averixx

@Heart_Rythym My parents like to knock and then just barge in without waiting for a response

Vor 11 Tage
Heart_Rythym
Heart_Rythym

My dad knocks on my door and waits for permission, he knows that if I’m in my room ain’t no clothes gonna be on me.

Vor 12 Tage
chelsa layton
chelsa layton

Geez, just give your kids privacy, they’ll respect you a whole lot more if you do.

Vor 25 Tage
That1CurlyHead
That1CurlyHead

@Uch!h@world well if they don’t understand what you we’re doing then were you really caring after them? And also if you hover constantly without giving kids a space to grow and be super strict on things that may be important to them, they will do it anyway. But you do you, this was just my opinion!

Vor 8 Stunden
BJwoo
BJwoo

Ah yes parents should never check on their kids especially when they’re in their rooms

Vor 9 Stunden
H3N741
H3N741

@Jesus is the one and only way to salvation repent! While it's not a bad opinion, it's got nothing to do with op's comment. How does giving your child some private space and abandoning them correlate with each other?

Vor 10 Stunden
One days
One days

Just let him smack him meat

Vor 19 Stunden
That1CurlyHead
That1CurlyHead

@Jesus is the one and only way to salvation repent! i think she jus meant like yes it’s ok to check up on them but also still respect that they are ppl too and need privacy 👌

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Chris Fusion
Chris Fusion

He jokes about his parenting alot but he actual sounds like an incredibly toxic parent

Vor 22 Tage
TheEndDragon
TheEndDragon

“I don’t like locked doors in my house” Robbers: *write that down, write that down!*

Vor Monat
Hunter G
Hunter G

This was the funniest comment I read 🤣

Vor Monat
TheEndDragon
TheEndDragon

@Ryanne Barlow “I don’t like locked doors the my house” How does that make sense-

Vor Monat
Jordan Headley
Jordan Headley

@Ryanne Barlow we know

Vor Monat
Algernon
Algernon

Kevin really just admitted that he prolly ain’t gonna have a relationship with his daughter when she leaves.

Vor 23 Tage
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@MeltingMellons disown duh

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LotusTea
LotusTea

@Quill opposite. He has no respect for her privacy so why should she give any back. Nice try tho lmao.

Vor 8 Tage
Quill
Quill

if that leads to her hating her father, than she never had any respect for him as her father.

Vor 8 Tage
k y l i e
k y l i e

kids wanting privacy: parents: and i took that personally

Vor 18 Tage
conor-smith
conor-smith

"Why don't my kids call me any more?"

Vor Monat
Eman Mccravy
Eman Mccravy

@non ignorant satis esse indifferens that’s u but most ppl don’t disown their parents mainly just get annoyed if u disown ur parents for just checking in on u from time to time then that’s just u and other ppl that just hate their parents

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Eman Mccravy
Eman Mccravy

@non ignorant satis esse indifferens may I ask what race are u?

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non ignorant satis esse indifferens
non ignorant satis esse indifferens

@Eman Mccravy also, about the disowning thing - I'm russian, russian parents and asian parents are literally exactly the same when it comes to raising kids. I disowned my mother when I was 15 and I've never regretted it to this day bc you shouldn't be legally tied to someone you don't want to be around. never let anyone around me control or disrespect me, but that doesn't make me a trouble child:) never did anything dangerous or shitty in my teen years either way, just hated it when people felt like being close to me was an excuse to disrespect my privacy or freedom

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non ignorant satis esse indifferens
non ignorant satis esse indifferens

@Eman Mccravy I don't speak to people who don't give a shit abt my boundaries, parents or no

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Eman Mccravy
Eman Mccravy

@Shay's Fashionable Jewelry idk any black Asian Latino or Eastern European kids that disown their parents rlly that’s a white American thing

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Blue Bādos
Blue Bādos

Haha here's a fun story! My dad has never liked me having my door closed and whenever he wanted to talk or snoop he would just throw open the door. Even when I was changing. Now I can't change in my own house except when I'm in the bathroom with it locked and I'm leaning up against it. Haha so funny! PTSD. Fuck Kevin Hart.

Vor Monat
ćýķą
ćýķą

"The worst thing a parent can experience, is their child having privacy"

Vor Monat
Sahni Simba
Sahni Simba

I meant tbh at the end of the day she’s a girl, she needs her privacy especially if she’s changing. A locked door shouldn’t be a concern tbh for either one of the kids. If it was her mom mentioning the locked door I’d understand because that’s her mom you should be comfortable and open with your mom but as her father Kevin shouldn’t be so concerned about the locked door

Vor 2 Tage
Yeen.
Yeen.

.. a lot of the issues could also be avoided if you, as a parent, actually enforce good values onto your child and not expose them to things like drugs and alcohol lmao.

Vor 5 Tage
Yeen.
Yeen.

i feel like a lot of this arguing could've been prevented if the difference between privacy and neglect was emphasized as opposed to implied. .. and the cessation of strawman arguments.

Vor 5 Tage
Bad Omen
Bad Omen

@Zonks read further down

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Bad Omen
Bad Omen

@RC read furthar down

Vor 11 Tage
Cyvere
Cyvere

How does "I'm finishing" translate to cooking cocaine? Dude must've been in the hoodest of hoods.

Vor 24 Tage
Cyvere
Cyvere

@LodiTX No problem, and yes it is probably regional. "Doin a line" works too because she could be finishing a line of crack. Damn, we got real grammatical with the subject of drugs lol.

Vor 10 Tage
LodiTX
LodiTX

@Cyvere Thanks for the response. I have never heard cookin’ up, either, maybe it is a regional thing. I would have said “doin’ a line” maybe. Perhaps I was being too specific, since I got the gist of what you meant. I would have said “cookin’ up some meth”. That’s common usage I’ve heard.

Vor 10 Tage
Cyvere
Cyvere

@LodiTX Cooking doesn't inherently mean preparing something that needs to be cooked. It's like the expression "I'm gonna cook up some shit rq." It's another word for making, however, I fucked it up with my non-slang lingo. I should've said "...cookin up?"

Vor 10 Tage
LodiTX
LodiTX

@CYVERE Does cocaine need to be cooked? I thought one bought it as an MRE. (meal ready to eat). That doesn’t even need to be microwaved.

Vor 10 Tage
N J K
N J K

I bought my daughter a door lock and she installed it! Men/fathers must be taught to respect ALL women and their privacy!

Vor Monat
Author The Cartoonist
Author The Cartoonist

@Lia Morrison yeah, they Just didn't Word It very well

Vor 3 Tage
Lia Morrison
Lia Morrison

Okay you guys, I'm pretty sure you're making his comment seem like something he didn't mean. I'm pretty sure he isn't saying women don't have to respect men's privacy, or anything like that. He just wants to make sure that he respects his daughter's privacy, and he wants to encourage others to do the same.

Vor 7 Tage
Eman Mccravy
Eman Mccravy

Men? U mean parents? Just stop this has nothing to do with men but parents, plus during the vid he says his mom came in on him but I guess u just overlooked that part

Vor 14 Tage
You Don't Need To Know Who I Am
You Don't Need To Know Who I Am

*Everyone must be taught to respect ALL people and their privacy!

Vor 16 Tage
SolTier
SolTier

Kevin sounds like he might need to seek professional help.

Vor Monat
Molly Barlow
Molly Barlow

she was probably just getting dressed or something 😭

Vor Monat
Sergeant Kyle II
Sergeant Kyle II

@Droomy ay.. o

Vor 3 Tage
Droomy
Droomy

Or something else 💦

Vor 8 Tage
ehsan shahini
ehsan shahini

My kid is a good one tho, whenever I bust into his room he is just looking at his windows desktop

Vor 2 Monate
Austyn Bowman
Austyn Bowman

AYO

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c4squad
c4squad

wow

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GOW
GOW

Hahahaha

Vor Monat
2 soulz
2 soulz

@desk cuh fax

Vor Monat
Let him do his work for you
Let him do his work for you

@Joshua mast Bro deadass💀

Vor Monat
Kyle Vanderhoof
Kyle Vanderhoof

"Boomers mistaking childhood trauma for precious memories."

Vor 15 Tage
Marissa Pollard
Marissa Pollard

@EdAttack getting a whoopin and being beat are 2 different things.... I was beaten as a child so as a parent now I barely discipline my kid's... I try ways to correct their behavior without hitting them and it doesn't work.... They have mellowed out as teenagers so I don't have to discipline them as much...

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EdAttack
EdAttack

Yeaaap. (He ain't no boomer but I assume you mean older folk in general). I see this a lot with people that talk proudly about how they used to get beat by their parents with a belt or whatever, whenever they done something wrong. I used to do that but stopped. It ain't happy memories and I dont think those whoppings even made me stop the bad things. Other consequences and positive reinforcement of good behaviours did.

Vor 11 Tage
Lilly Davis
Lilly Davis

he’s setting up his daughter to seek out men who don’t respect her later in life

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Jacob
Jacob

@Shay's Fashionable Jewelry what?

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Alien From Area 51 you really dont know kids then

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Jacob lies and that give kids anxiety. Stop projecting fear in your kids

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

Facts

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Author The Cartoonist
Author The Cartoonist

For anyone wondering how, Sigmund Freud made an observation that shows how parents of the opposite sex compared to the child's are going to affect their romantic partner preferences. So because her father does not respect her privacy she's going to look for men Who do the same

Vor 3 Tage
Robbie Davidson
Robbie Davidson

"Don't have your goddamn privacy!" "Don't you dare express healthy boundaries!"

Vor 16 Tage
Lauender
Lauender

That’s just not it. Your kids need their privacy, especially if they’re teenagers. They could literally be getting changed or something.

Vor Monat
Tunjay Abdullayev
Tunjay Abdullayev

@BLUE MATT64 exactly. That's not good to catch them like that

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kavb tyrhi
kavb tyrhi

@BLUE MATT64 or doing the guakk 9000

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BLUE MATT64
BLUE MATT64

OR CAUGHT IN 4K🤨📸

Vor 3 Stunden
CausingChaos
CausingChaos

@josie smith doing magic in your room? I prefer necromancy and potion making but same thing.

Vor 12 Tage
Ash
Ash

ahahah ✨trauma✨ and ✨distrust✨ enjoy it kevin cuz that’s all your gonna give your kids

Vor Monat
George B
George B

Kevin Hart standup: Tells mildly funny joke, relates it to himself, starts screaming and doing the most Audience: Oh my god, hes soo funny

Vor 23 Tage
Tsuki Houndeon
Tsuki Houndeon

My dad broke my door down when I was. literally. cleaning. my. room. It made me so mad that I literally yelled at him, and we had a fight that day- nearly physical. I am a good kid, perfect grades, best behavior, I don't do ANYTHING. BAD. As a 16 year old AFAB, privacy is so important to me. My door still doesn't lock, and doesn't even close correctly. For father's day I'm not doing anything for him, and if it weren't for my mother, I probably wouldn't even tell him happy fathers day. Also, if Kevin's main issue as a kid with keeping his door shut and his mom coming in was because he was doing something inappropriate, shouldn't he have the same god damn respect for his DAUGHTER. Both him and his mom are in the wrong for doing that. Sure it's a funny joke for some god awful people, but just thinking about that makes me want to do irreparable things.

Vor 17 Tage
Kenneth Donnelly
Kenneth Donnelly

yeah.....this is someone with serious insecurity complex and controlling issues.

Vor Monat
Slick'N'Sleazy
Slick'N'Sleazy

When teens lock doors, believe me. It's for a good reason Holy shit this blew up into a war

Vor 2 Monate
Mbuso Dube
Mbuso Dube

If you want everything in your life to be in order, your health,your finances, your relationships with family, friends and all your loved ones as well as kids Trust in the name and the power of Our Lord Jesus Christ, The Father and The Holy Spirit. Say this Prayer to ask God for Freedom in Christ Jesus. ●Say: Jesus Christ i ask you to please come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour, please Bless my soul and make me a true child of God. Thank you for saving me and setting me free. In Jesus name. Amen GOD LOVES YOU.........

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Mbuso Dube
Mbuso Dube

If you want everything in your life to be in order, your health,your finances, your relationships with family, friends and all your loved ones as well as kids Trust in the name and the power of Our Lord Jesus Christ, The Father and The Holy Spirit. Say this Prayer to ask God for Freedom in Christ Jesus. ●Say: Jesus Christ i ask you to please come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour, please Bless my soul and make me a true child of God. Thank you for saving me and setting me free. In Jesus name. Amen GOD LOVES YOU.........

Vor 17 Tage
Zmoneybags1666
Zmoneybags1666

@Davie Dood idk why YouTube doesn’t show me what I said to see what your replying too

Vor 18 Tage
Zmoneybags1666
Zmoneybags1666

@Davie Dood I think I must of commented on the wrong thing I agree with you 100% on this

Vor 18 Tage
Lenny j
Lenny j

He talking about he’s daughter saying “I’m almost finished” and what he used to do? Man has issues

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Marissa Pollard
Marissa Pollard

@Shay's Fashionable Jewelry this is why everyone is so sensitive now a days... Everything is being taken to seriously.... I'm pretty sure he exaggerated the whole story to make it funny for laughs and people are taking it way too hard

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Marissa Pollard he is speaking about real invent the kids isnt taking it as a joke

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Lenny j
Lenny j

@Marissa Pollard wrong time to mention the Lord.

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Marissa Pollard
Marissa Pollard

It was a joke dude

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Marissa Pollard
Marissa Pollard

@skyrcro8E38 lord have mercy it was a joke....

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Girl in the Striped Sweater 🏳️‍🌈
Girl in the Striped Sweater 🏳️‍🌈

That is exactly how my boomer parents treated me even though I never gave them a reason to and never got in trouble. It's because they thought they knew what things teens do at my age 🙄 Now as an adult, I have a lot of shit to fix and undo because of their misplaced lack of trust and privacy. Stop being a boomer Kevin!

Vor 17 Tage
Tech Savvy
Tech Savvy

If I hear someone walk up to my room while I’m changing clothes, I just hide tbh I don’t even bother thinking they’ll knock bc Ik they won’t

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Waluigi
Waluigi

I mean they probably lock the door for a reason. Maybe they’re doing something private (obviously) or chatting with their friend or maybe they just want some safe space

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SCP 173
SCP 173

This guy really needs to learn one thing, PRIVACY

Vor 2 Monate
Vuudro
Vuudro

@Shay's Fashionable Jewelry yes but why? They’re not a prisoner but that doesn’t answer the question. Clearly you’re satisfied with terribly unimaginative answers like “none of your damn business”. All that tells me is you don’t want to talk, not whether you have an answer or not. Lock your doors all you like, I’m all for it. I can be in favor of privacy while also learning different reasons for why people are so desperate for it.

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Joshtell0013 guess what the only reason why it affecting kids is because no one is teaching kids to become balance , how to do sex retention properly , mental health as well others , how to control themselves (not by taking their phone and verbally bullying them. Wtf you think is going to happen adults dont help kids

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Vuudro it's none of your damn business. That shit is annoying. Like let people be free in the damn house. They are not a damn prisoner.

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Joshtell0013 it's called mental abuse.

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Cheese I been through the same . I hate it

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Pringles
Pringles

This kinda pissed me off. Children deserve privacy. I remember when I was younger my parents would threaten to “take my door off it’s hinges” whenever I got in trouble. It’s kinda fucked up cause normally I would go into my room and lock my door because I was scared they would hit me. Looking back, that period of my life kinda fucked me up.

Vor Monat
Aaronn6002
Aaronn6002

@Daniel Hernández A. you can raise a good kid without being in their business constantly. Parents don’t need to know everything about their kid.

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Daniel Hernández A.
Daniel Hernández A.

@Shay's Fashionable Jewelry what nonsense are you talking? There are families that live all together in the same room, did their lack of privacy make them have some mental illness? In some places around the world there are bigger problems to care more than privicy, and also it's thanks to how my parents raised that I'm who i am, no mental problems, no anxiety issues, no wrong behavior. I'm not perfect. If you were raised differently good for you, i hope you are a better person than you sound

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Daniel Hernández A. by the fact you said "anxiety?" Shows how your parents didnt give a care about your mental health which is important. Seek awareness and go heal

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Daniel Hernández A. you working is what being adult. You shouldnt use that over your kids. That shit is mentally abusive and controlling. You working not just for the kids but also for yourself. No one give a shit if you working out in this real world . Let the government abuse your privacy and tell you you cant have doors. Yall will literally march for yall privacy. Stop being a hypocrite

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Literally the exact same happened to me. My dad would always tell me, if I kept locking the door, he’d take down the door. I’d always reply with, “Can’t I just have some privacy, for crying out loud?”, to which he’d respond, “I don’t trust you enough to let you have privacy.” It was very rough.

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Sir 'Quellin Esquire IV
Sir 'Quellin Esquire IV

He know DAMN WELL the crowd was not thinking about no goddamn drugs the way he said "I'm almost finished" 😂

Vor 19 Tage
just a lonely poteto
just a lonely poteto

and on this episode of **"WHO'S GOING TO THE RETIREMENT HOME"** ...

Vor 18 Tage
Addosed
Addosed

"WELCOME OUR GUEST FOR THIS EPISODE, KEVIN HART!"

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N J K
N J K

This man terrifies me with his threatening, controlling, violent comments!

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

Facts he is toxic

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Zion Reilly
Zion Reilly

soft ass people istg

Vor 5 Tage
Zion Reilly
Zion Reilly

cry about it

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TrueBlue92
TrueBlue92

Cry

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Leo Davis
Leo Davis

That's why you: - Knock on the door - Ask to come in If the response is yes; - you go in. If the response is no; - you don't go in. Simple

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Dusty Marcum
Dusty Marcum

If I don't get a reason for the no that is legitimate then they are doing setting they aren't supposed to be.

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Sindhu Sivabalan
Sindhu Sivabalan

🤟

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nova
nova

@TuxedoGamerPro63 what does that even mean??

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Sun Incident
Sun Incident

As an 18 year old who just graduated highschool i was recently allowed to close my door (halfway) and my parents do not knock. So im always really confused when people tell me "what about your privacy?" The only privacy i ever get is in the bathroom smh. Privacy is such a strange concept to me at this point.

Vor 12 Tage
Eman Mccravy
Eman Mccravy

@Spiky Blade didn’t ask to be born but sure as hell don’t want to die

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Lady Jane Luminals
Lady Jane Luminals

My parents used to do that , break in whenever they want , most time im changing clothes.

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dot dot dot
dot dot dot

When I had my door closed/looked as a teen I was either just sleeping or watching series. No drugs or porn or anything. I was an introverted homebody, that was my happy place lol

Vor Monat
Cal
Cal

I love how people equate giving your child reasonable privacy with letting your child do whatever they want. It’s not the same thing. Everyone is entitled to privacy to a certain degree. Your children will respect you more and trust you more if you offer the same to them.

Vor 2 Tage
•Charlie Emily as a baby on cocaine•
•Charlie Emily as a baby on cocaine•

I just keep my door locked bc I need privacy and apparently that doesn’t exist to my family.

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senip
senip

Is kevin implying he wants to walk into his daughter’s room while she might be changing 😂 I always locked my door whenever I was changing

Vor Monat
snicks
snicks

@Shay's Fashionable Jewelry It’s not exactly creepy, it’s more like my mom is always living her life on fast forward. She’s always rushing, and that includes opening doors. I love my mom and she does so much for me, I just wish she would slow down a bit because I don’t like to be seen unclothed by others personally.

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@snicks that's creepy

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Styx Draco
Styx Draco

@D Moll Depending on what a woman is changing into and what the occasion is/what they feel like dressing into, it can take anywhere from 5-30 minutes. But many parents will assume once they’ve tried a locked door handle that it’s been locked for a while.

Vor 23 Tage
Rachel Renee
Rachel Renee

i do, my dad HATES it. he wants to take my door down. true story.

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remy_
remy_

me: **shuts/locks door** my mom: you're grounded.

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Hamza Helal
Hamza Helal

Lul

Vor 22 Tage
Drakuro
Drakuro

I'm fine with not locking doors, it's the 'not closing it back again when they go out' is what gets me

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Kawaii -cookie
Kawaii -cookie

And I bet his daughter was just getting changed

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Grey Ghosts CSA
Grey Ghosts CSA

This story started out pretty creepy. Especially when he imitated his daughter. Kinda weird there Kevin

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✿-Luci_043-✿
✿-Luci_043-✿

@iagan foss a really, really, really bad one.

Vor 14 Tage
Strawberry Fox
Strawberry Fox

Also like... why especially the daughter?

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Fanele Sikhakhane
Fanele Sikhakhane

U can't take a joke

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iagan foss
iagan foss

Its a joke 😐

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Requiem2319
Requiem2319

This is how you’re gonna get locked up in a retirement home Kevin

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Eman Mccravy
Eman Mccravy

@Local Vision TV 💀

Vor 14 Tage
Go D. Usopp • 2 years ago
Go D. Usopp • 2 years ago

Yeah... No, he is kevin hart, he ain't gonna die in any retirement home

Vor 19 Tage
Football Addict ⚽️
Football Addict ⚽️

They better treat him with respect if they want that inheritance

Vor Monat
Zheng Mindy
Zheng Mindy

@Local Vision TV gilfs? Yes sirrrr

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Sean Connery
Sean Connery

@Nutty Nuts Nutstache lol yea dude is gonna have 24/7 service for the rest of his life regardless of what his kids end up doing

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ryan monostori
ryan monostori

Kids: “I enjoy my privacy Kevin: “And I took that personally”

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Kami
Kami

When my door is closed, I'm probably on my phone listening to music, watching YouTube, watching a show, or playing the games that I have on my phone. I only lock my door whenever I'm changing clothes.

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NUC13AR
NUC13AR

top of the list of parents that are going to be left in a basement when they dont know who they are is kevin hart

Vor 20 Tage
Animal Cannibal
Animal Cannibal

To be completely honest, most of the time when I have my door closed it's cause I'm painting and I don't want the cats stepping in it

Vor Monat
LodiTX
LodiTX

@Animal Cannibal what ever works for you.

Vor 9 Tage
Animal Cannibal
Animal Cannibal

@LodiTX I will continue to paint while laying on my bed like some kind of Roman God

Vor 10 Tage
LodiTX
LodiTX

@animal cannibal from a vegetarian. Maybe you need an easel.

Vor 10 Tage
Skagkiller1230
Skagkiller1230

Teens are entitled to privacy just like anyone else. Telling them they cant lock their door is basically saying "I don't trust you, so I need to know what you're doing at every second of every day."

Vor Monat
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Family Guy okay and who taught them kids that behavior. Parents needs to take on accountability for their toxic teaching and lack of teaching. Being controlling doesnt help the child but to get anxiet

Vor Tag
𖠌꧁Lyrebird꧂𖠌
𖠌꧁Lyrebird꧂𖠌

@Deerdanger damn I’m not that lucky lol, I got Armenian parents so their strict af

Vor 10 Tage
Deerdanger
Deerdanger

@𖠌꧁Lyrebird꧂𖠌 yeah, my siblings are both younger 5han me and twins, and I have noticed they get away with a lot, ots just how it is. Also my Mom is the youngest in her family, and talks about how she had no curfew, and would still make the best decisions she could have, but I highly doubt that. I get that she was trying to say that good behavior goes rewarded, but it really doesn't with her, and I haven't done much bad yet so when I do I am probably going to be in a world of trouble.

Vor 10 Tage
𖠌꧁Lyrebird꧂𖠌
𖠌꧁Lyrebird꧂𖠌

@Deerdanger ah that’s a younger sibling thing tbh. Not proud of it but I am more trusted than my older sister (youngest) I think parents are much more wary with the oldest since they don’t know what to expect, but with the younger ones they have experience. But still I can’t believe being allowed that at 6- I’ve never even had a sleepover yet 💀

Vor 10 Tage
Deerdanger
Deerdanger

@𖠌꧁Lyrebird꧂𖠌 yeah, just some small things here and there that my Mom does bother me, like how she just trusts my little sister so much more than me and my brother, just an example, I was not allowed to go to a friend's house without my Mom there until I was about 11, my sister went to her first sleepover at 6. That was with family friends both times, so it is not like she trusted my sister's friend's parents more, or anything.

Vor 10 Tage
diane
diane

My mom always eavesdrops so when I’m in calls with friends I close my door cuz she always hears things wrong and doesn’t get off my back about something that never even happened🧍‍♀️

Vor Monat
Shy Animations
Shy Animations

Nah I lock my door when I’m tired, I don’t like people making me get up

Vor Monat
Nick Spears
Nick Spears

Personally, I always felt safe with my door locked

Vor 22 Tage
cursed_cereal48
cursed_cereal48

I lock my door *for privacy, I'm allowed to have privacy*

Vor Monat
Lorentz Driver
Lorentz Driver

His daughter is going to end up hating him and he 100% deserves it.

Vor Monat
daydream_goddess
daydream_goddess

@Shay's Fashionable Jewelry in my case it's a robot My mom gets mad at me if I'm in a bad mood, she says I have no reason to I guess she was never a teen 💀

Vor Tag
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Murron B and the way you have lack of humility for victim is sick

Vor Tag
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@daydream_goddess adults are toxic and raise kids in such a toxic way and think kids should act like a damn pet

Vor Tag
Murron B
Murron B

@Enchänted Book ‘dude’ no. No they weren’t. They jumped in telling me to mind my own business. Different perceptions I suppose ‘dude’. ‘Yeah man, dude’

Vor Monat
yourlocalcryptid
yourlocalcryptid

Congratulations! You just won “Who’s Going To The Retirement Home?”!

Vor Monat
THIS CHANNEL IS RETIRED LOL
THIS CHANNEL IS RETIRED LOL

these are the type of parents to do things like this then proceed to be annoyed at their kids when they dont wanna talk to them

Vor 17 Tage
naomi
naomi

i'm happy my parents had always given me privacy, even when i was a kid they allowed me to close the door, not to lock it, and i never felt the need :-)

Vor 17 Tage
A Simple Human
A Simple Human

What I'm learning from Kevin Hart is that to be the best parent you must invade your child's privacy every chance you get

Vor 24 Tage
Kilo Person
Kilo Person

"I'm almost finished." Kevin's thought - Cooking Cocaine Me - "Uh-huh that's what I was thinking"

Vor Monat
T Fizzle
T Fizzle

My anxiety was instantly better when I got a lock on my door. Mind you, after coming back from college so an adult. My senior year my mom didn't understand I had depression and any time I got really tired I'd try to nap and shed get me up and it got to the point I would try and hid to take a nap, it always freaks me out that I don't actually have a right to my own space when our parent(s) do

Vor 3 Tage
Saladaiz
Saladaiz

so this is basically saying “i hate my kids having their own privacy”

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The Immortal Sun-kun
The Immortal Sun-kun

“I’m almost finished.” Yeah, cocaine wasn’t my first thought.

Vor 11 Tage
Rice Water
Rice Water

When I hear someone coming I strip down and spread my cheeks in the air so if they open the door without knocking they'll learn their lesson

Vor 2 Monate
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Viper15w good stop disrespecting kids

Vor Tag
I like Cheese
I like Cheese

HELP 😭😭

Vor Monat
just a smøl tøwn gir
just a smøl tøwn gir

This joke was funnier than Kevin’s tbh

Vor Monat
Patrick Bosworth
Patrick Bosworth

@Damienp39 I’m guessing that’s the point, don’t knock that’s what happens

Vor Monat
Damienp39
Damienp39

I guess that would work but that person won’t see you in the same light again every time you interact with this person that memory will always be in that person’s mind.

Vor Monat
Clara Reynolds
Clara Reynolds

I think the reason I like Kevin hart is that he’s just like my dad the same name and everything

Vor 2 Tage
Adelina Garza
Adelina Garza

DUDE one time, I was in my cousins room, changing and naturally locked the door. HER DAD KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND YELLED “hey! Who locked this door?!” I meekly said, “me…” OMG SO EMMBARRASING

Vor Monat
Laserixx
Laserixx

My dads cool with it cause ya know, paranoid trauma 💅🏻✨✨✨

Vor Monat
Sleepy Kiwi
Sleepy Kiwi

That bothers me. If my future kid has their door locked all I’ll say is, “hey we gotta talk, come out when you’re ready.” My kids deserve their privacy. I never had it. This bothers me. He tells how he never had privacy and turns around and takes it from his kids. He could’ve broken that cycle. He’s just showing his kids they don’t have their privacy and they don’t have a safe space.

Vor 13 Tage
Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute

Kevin’s jokes ain’t even that funny but his delivery is amazing

Vor Monat
m¥ñåmêï§ï
m¥ñåmêï§ï

I so happy my dad gave me my own door bell in my room, just so I can change, or finish my painting peacefully. 👌

Vor 11 Tage
whispering crown
whispering crown

My parents told me to never lock my door just in case there's an emergency and they need to get in for one reason or another. My brother had a seizure at 16 so whenever they hear a thud they're instantly calling whoever is in the other side of the house it came from as confirmation they're OK. They still gave me my privacy. Not locked? They knocked if it was the middle of the day and lightly knocked if it was later at night and either waited for my answer or for no answer after a few seconds. Lovely people, gave my privacy, but no locked doors just for emergency purposes.

Vor 12 Tage
Peter Bhaktavatsalam
Peter Bhaktavatsalam

Being 17 this is soo relatable 😂😂😂

Vor 2 Tage
Leon Kjoy
Leon Kjoy

Kevin Hart: “Don’t lock the goddamn door!” Also Kevin Hart: *showing a deep distrust in his child for seemingly no reason*

Vor Monat
Jay
Jay

@Shay's Fashionable Jewelry You assume a lot of stuff there, bud. I teach them how to have balance already. I'm not abusing my authority at all. My kids always tell me how at least i'm not like those controlling dads. You don't know me or my familly at all and you probably are projecting the issues you have with your own dad like every person in this thread.

Vor Tag
Jay
Jay

@savage wolf It really isn't. My dad removed my door when I was younger. It's far from abuse. It's the oldest dad trick in the book. Lol. I can guarantee you no one has been abused or traumatized by their dad removing their door... Abuse would be to insult your child, or beat him.

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Jay you are so toxic. You only think like that because of your raising. That's being abusive by abusing your authority. Not every child is the same. Instead of controlling why dont you teach them how to have balance , and etc but you wouldnt be able to because you need therapy for what you lack

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Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@Jay so you are projecting your story on other. Everyone isnt like you. You made your own choices.

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CJihoo
CJihoo

My door broke when I was little and my parents never bothered to fix it because they didn't see a reason to. When I grew into a teenager, I got walked in on while trying to put in tampon in! Embarrassing! I got a part time job and replaced the door myself and had the only key to the lock. Privacy was nice, but I learned that slamming my bedroom door to end an argument was sweet satisfaction.

Vor Monat
Noam Avned
Noam Avned

Me: not locking my door. My family: knocking on the door

Vor 4 Stunden
Author The Cartoonist
Author The Cartoonist

My mother always knocks before She enters my room. I really appreciate her for that.

Vor 3 Tage
A&M
A&M

it goes to a certain extent. my parents say I can lock my door and they will always knock, but if for any reason they need to come in I have to let them in unless im changing. it's a good rule

Vor 17 Tage
johninitaly
johninitaly

Good thing he’s rich. He can pay for her therapy. His while he’s at it.

Vor 2 Monate
Castle of Pearls
Castle of Pearls

@Eupo I have a feeling you both are now nitpicking on wording. I agree that kids aren’t technically equal to there parent because a child’s brain is not fully developed, but that does not mean you cannot treat them as an equal in other situations. I remember when I was in high school I loved to read and would often get scolded or judged for wanting to read. So one night I was reading secretly to not upset my mom, but this also led to my mom thinking I was texting some guy outside waiting to sneak out because I kept on hiding my phone whenever she passed my room. I never did anything that should have warranted that distrust, and my family should have been encouraging me to read and not put down a healthy interests. I was a child but should have been encouraged and treated respectfully, not like a lesser human that cannot think for themselves. I truly think we should be able to respect each other no matter the age, parents can put there foot down for something that will be detrimental to their child’s health, but to treat a child as lesser at every turn will cause them to lash out or even fold into themselves as they are growing into adults themselves. Parenting is a fine line that will be crossed sometimes and I love my mom, so everyone should try their best but one small mistake does not make you a bad parent.

Vor 3 Stunden
Leonidas
Leonidas

It's fun seeing people who live in a third world country be like this while people who live in a third world country just wants to graduate and be successful in life an have money

Vor 17 Tage
Mbuso Dube
Mbuso Dube

If you want everything in your life to be in order, your health,your finances, your relationships with family, friends and all your loved ones as well as kids Trust in the name and the power of Our Lord Jesus Christ, The Father and The Holy Spirit. Say this Prayer to ask God for Freedom in Christ Jesus. ●Say: Jesus Christ i ask you to please come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour, please Bless my soul and make me a true child of God. Thank you for saving me and setting me free. In Jesus name. Amen GOD LOVES YOU.........

Vor 17 Tage
Mbuso Dube
Mbuso Dube

If you want everything in your life to be in order, your health,your finances, your relationships with family, friends and all your loved ones as well as kids Trust in the name and the power of Our Lord Jesus Christ, The Father and The Holy Spirit. Say this Prayer to ask God for Freedom in Christ Jesus. ●Say: Jesus Christ i ask you to please come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour, please Bless my soul and make me a true child of God. Thank you for saving me and setting me free. In Jesus name. Amen GOD LOVES YOU.........

Vor 17 Tage
Hamza Helal
Hamza Helal

@kyce 27 I see your point, but what made the lunatic what he is in the first place? If he was born that way then that would be understandable, but if it's not then it's the parents' fault for not protecting their child from whatever that made him a lunatic through humane means

Vor 22 Tage
Lil_Boi_Sev
Lil_Boi_Sev

My mom used to tell me I couldn't sleep in my underwear because my dad could see me. And I always wondered what either of them would be doing in my room in the middle of the night. I figured it out when they took all my books at 1 am because I was grounded. So I started locking my door and sleeping in my underwear again. Got the door kicked down (by my mom) and the blankets torn off me.

Vor 6 Tage
Der Frösche Sand
Der Frösche Sand

Don't lock your door😂👌 Me: what lock We don't have locks in our house except from the bathrooms and the doors leading to the outside

Vor 3 Stunden
Clara Catlady
Clara Catlady

*“I’m respecting your Privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as a parent by coming in anyway.”* Privacy? What is Privacy? 🤪

Vor Monat
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

Toxic

Vor Tag
Goobi
Goobi

Growing up in a house where the bedrooms had no locks, I've developed a sixth sense and incredible hearing to know when someone is coming. It never failed me

Vor Monat
Anjaneya Gaming
Anjaneya Gaming

How did you survive? I got an extra lock for my door , in case the old one breaks , so there's am extra line of defense

Vor Monat
ThatOneDumbPerson
ThatOneDumbPerson

Right😂

Vor Monat
Buri Buri Zaemon
Buri Buri Zaemon

This is true for literally every person.

Vor 2 Tage
Pepper4ever
Pepper4ever

Bro I don't even have a lock on my door 💀

Vor 6 Tage
Paige Erickson
Paige Erickson

me as a kid be sleeping 24/7 in my room😭✋

Vor Monat
Rxlly 🖤⛓️
Rxlly 🖤⛓️

When I locked my door, I was ofc changing my clothes and my mom was like: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YOU WONT GET NO PRIVACY EVEN THOUGH WHEN YOUR 18+.. Like wtf ur parents gave u privacy so why not me 💀💀💀🔫

Vor Monat
Big Meefer
Big Meefer

So he wants to walk in on his daughter instead of giving her privacy? 🤣 jeez

Vor Monat
Anonymus Anteater
Anonymus Anteater

My parents didn’t even install locks into my bedroom lmao

Vor 6 Tage
Garrett C
Garrett C

That scream at the end was priceless 👌

Vor 25 Tage
Erin Playlist
Erin Playlist

Even more reason why he should respect the locked door of his daughter. He know what she doin

Vor Monat
Plant Queen
Plant Queen

My parents literally took down my sister and brothers door cause they locked their doors all the time. Mainly my sister. I couldn't cause my lock was on the outside of my door 🤣

Vor Monat
jaggns
jaggns

"I don't respect you, your feelings or your privacy"

Vor Monat
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@AnimeBuns paying the bills dont mean to abuse your authority

Vor Tag
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

@AnimeBuns it's called having respect for your kids and respecting their boundaries. Stop being toxic

Vor Tag
F0xtr0t
F0xtr0t

@Unavailable “kids don’t deserve privacy because crimes” if the barrier between your child and crime is a locked door you should probably improve as a parent and stop blaming privacy

Vor 15 Tage
Emmi :]
Emmi :]

@Mbuso Dube that is NOT how life works srry, no disrespect of your religion but you can’t go round saying that to people who have hard lives

Vor 17 Tage
Mbuso Dube
Mbuso Dube

If you want everything in your life to be in order, your health,your finances, your relationships with family, friends and all your loved ones as well as kids Trust in the name and the power of Our Lord Jesus Christ, The Father and The Holy Spirit. Say this Prayer to ask God for Freedom in Christ Jesus. ●Say: Jesus Christ i ask you to please come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour, please Bless my soul and make me a true child of God. Thank you for saving me and setting me free. In Jesus name. Amen GOD LOVES YOU.........

Vor 17 Tage
pimpin pimpin
pimpin pimpin

He know damn well he didn’t think she was cooking cocaine 😂

Vor 23 Tage
I am the king of chubs
I am the king of chubs

I DONT HAVE A GODDAMN DOOR🤣🤣

Vor Monat
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry
Shay's Fashionable Jewelry

Parents got to stop projecting their fear on their kids. Let them have privacy.

Vor Tag
Kristen Rasmussen
Kristen Rasmussen

I wasn't allowed to lock my door when i was little, so I barricaded it with all my stuff or made some sort of string trap thing to keep it from opening. It drove my parents nuts and they eventually stopped barging in like this guy seems to enjoy doing.

Vor Monat
captain chrome III
captain chrome III

Parents: “don’t lock your door” Also parents: *knocks then immediately opens door*

Vor Monat
-W-
-W-

@Batman 12062006 my mom broke the doorknob with a hammer, its dented now. Sometimes i come home and try to open my door, but the door is lodged shut due to the dents.

Vor Monat
•Fellow_Weirdo•
•Fellow_Weirdo•

Your parents knocked??? I couldn't even have the door closed without someone just busting in to look around💀

Vor Monat
Nena4Ever15
Nena4Ever15

Taht knock is enough to grab a blanket

Vor Monat
Sudno
Sudno

Yall have a DOOR????

Vor Monat
☭Ace or Arson ze tired enby
☭Ace or Arson ze tired enby

They knock???

Vor Monat
- j u s t p a s s i n g b y -
- j u s t p a s s i n g b y -

Trust me, they arent locking the door just for themselves, they are also saving you.

Vor 27 Tage
hip
hip

Kevin's getting himself a ticket to the nursing home

Vor 22 Stunden

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