Loved how Claire was able to outrun velociraptors on foot, but they were able to keep up with Owen on a motorbike...

The raptors was going more than 130 km/h on the runway, but ...

Strong female character outruns everyone and everything. Didn't you know?!!

The more people point this stuff out the more this movie falls apart

It's already ridiculous that she outrun that cg generic dino with high heels in the first movie....

Which is funny because she clearly hasn't been doing much cardio lately.

Weird the dinosaurs back in 1990’s looked more real than the ones now.

Because they were more real. Practical effects go a long way

That's for sure, the original Jurassic Park used both practical and CGI effectively to look real. Here it's more CGI than practical.

What people forgot is that in Jurassic Park(1993) they used real Dinosaurs, gathered from various Zoos and even some pet-Dinosaurs owned by various Dino-enthusiasts. Ever since, to cut costs, they used Dino-impersonators, mostly Pleistocene Sloth and other shameless Rodents ... --- Missing the most simplerer-times when one could just ride his/hers T-Rex for a neededed and relaxingng Weekendnd ...

​@@nootnewt they used tons of practical effects in Domimion too

practical affects always triumph cgi.

My favorite part of the super expensive laser guided dino was that they controled it by pointing a gun with a laser on it at you. At which point they could have just shot you.

Exactly

If it was on a stick I’d be interested

lmao

@@jxjzjzjsjsjsj6864 don’t cry

I love how Owen stopped a 10,000lb dinosaur with a rope, a dead stump and his bare hands. 🤣

I get more amusement by reading comments like yours and watching reviews than watching the movie. Saves my valuable time

Wasn’t that the same dinosaur from Jurassic Park? “the lost world” that Four guys had ropes around its neck and when it lifted its head they went up in the air? Correct me if I’m wrong counselor

And all he did was rap the rope around the trunk twice, no knot involved

Well obviously you don't know how Dinosaur rustling works

It's an uh-oh moment that tells you the movie is going to emit a vomit inducing stench it's so bad.

Love when the main villain dinosaur has literally no reason to be considered the main villain dinosaur other than the fact that it literally stumbles across a t-rex and starts fighting it

the t-rex just stumbles in outa no where like its been hunting down the other big bad dino like mr x in resident evil

And the t rex always seems to partner up with another dinosaur to kick the so called villain dinos ass, this is so comical

@@jay5ivez and then these 2 highly territorial killers go their separate ways

Wouldn't the slapasaurous want to fight the t Rex after they killed the more badass allosaurus... so dumb

@@toddsalisbury3851 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy😊

Chris Pratt raising his hand against the dinosaurs is always so farcical. Dinos are really scared by his hands.

The power of hand as they say

No you don't get it. He's cOmMuNiCaTinG perfectly with them, he's a genius!

@@zHawkC Actually, he's a Jedi. Next film will be about dinos conquering the universe. Its like 10.000 yrs before Anakin was born.

George Costanza: "I've got hand!"

Thank you for watching these movies so I don't have to.

^^^^^^^

Yeah I never saw any of them except the originals when they came out and they were exciting

the planet is overpopulated? unleash the velociraptors!

@@joshying1987100 yeh if modern Hollywood donesn't make you wanna watch anime I don't know what will

Can't believe they are still making these. The only good one was the first. I did see the 1st sequel back in the 90's, but even that was bad and forgettable. I certainly wasn't interested in the reboot or whatever it was that started this trilogy. This was obviously garbage, but apparently people don't care since it made a lot of money on its opening weekend.

The first 1993 jurassic park actually made me tear up during the scene Alan and Ellie see those actual, living, huge, beautiful dinosaurs in person for the first time, something they thought they would never see, an actual dream come true (with the iconic JP theme song playing over the scene). These movies never gave me even close to that kind of feeling or anything like it

I liked the 1st one. It was thought-provoking. Each one has gotten worse. Now it's about CGI

​@@merricat3025 great point, let's not pretend the first batch of sequels was any good. I've watched Lost World many times and still find it entertaining, but it's not a good movie. Same for whatever JP3 is called but more so, decently entertaining but quite bad

Fuckin same. That opening scene was ridiculously hard hitting. They're so cheap now.

That's because the new movies were NOT directed by that Steve guy.

That’s cuz were not 10 years old this time around. Well partly… that and the suckage.

i saw it with friends and we all were even saying how the movie always seemed to have such convenient moments and seemed completely unbelievable. i especially rolled my eyes to the back of my head when owen and smuggler with a heart of gold CRASHED their plane and survived with barely a scratch and shortly after he went under the ice in the water and when he gets out hes not even shivering

What's hypothermia anyway. Never heard of it 😹

The bigger problem is you actually paid money to see it in the theater. These studios don't deserve your money until they try MUCH harder. If we are looking for someone to blame for our crappy modern entertainment, we need only look in the mirror

@@gmualum08 a small portion of me had a slimmer of hope that it would be a good movie. but from here on out i wont pay to see it in theaters IF they ever even make anymore

@@kyle21843 fallen kingdom was meh but I figured ok they got their copy, they got the Meh original idea that people complained, the 3rd is where they get it right. Nah just toss some other big dinos in there and more bad action scenes

I love how the Chris Pratt maneuver from the Jurassic World movie the arm extended hand turned to the right angle in the “talk to the hand pose“ not only works for the velociraptor you spendspent years training, but also for the two allosaurus on either side of you who have never seen you before and are looking at you like a buffalo chicken wing

It was a Carnotaurus and the Allosaurus. But yeah, that whole "Magic hand" thing that Chris Pratt keeps doing to every Dinosaur that he comes across has become very overused, it's laughable. It doesn't work on every Dinosaur!!

​@@dereklopez9060 in the first JW movie at least it was plausible because he raised those dinos and it still only worked sometimes and barely. Now it's as if human hands emit trust beams that the dinos just can't resist

My head canon is that Chris Pratt is a mime so the dinos can't get past the invisible wall whenever he puts his hand up

Bro the one of his left was a carnotuarus

Wouldn´t Ian Malcolm be the absolute last person to work at evil-dinosaur-manipulation-coorporation? Even in the first movie he was very vocal about his thoughts on the insanity that is the entire jurassic park project

He just kind of forgot about his morals and logic.

He was only there as like a consultant or something

it explain in the film, He has 5 kids he needed the money.

@@garthornspike3648 That would've made a lot more sense. If only the movie touched on that for a bit.

I turned into Gollum halfway through. "EAT THEM! EAT THEM!" It would have been so awesome if this was just the dinosaurs finally picking everyone off one by one and reclaiming the planet. Best disaster movie ever, and we all missed out.

haha yeah i would like to see that, planet of the ape style :P?

It got to a point that listening to others rip movies apart became more entertaining than watching the movies. Sad times for the western creative industry.

Indeed, saves me a lot of time and money. As well as movie recap vids giving us brief summary of the movies.

@@knox7945 Yeah sadly it is. Well at least sometimes we get some gems lost in see of rotten piss and blood.

@@banistersmind Let em rot

Can confirm. I've watched a couple hours worth of reviews of this movie and will never watch it.

Creative industry??? ,they have literally remade, terribly, just about everything at this point. What is the new thing? There is none

What makes me laugh is that Michael Crichton didn't want to even have a single sequel to the film adaptation of his novel (which I recommend btw) but because of studio pressure for a sequel, he wrote The Lost World and deliberately tried to kill off all the dinosaurs so people couldn't make more contrived sequels. I'd love to know what he thinks of these Jurassic World films

You're going to have a long wait. Crichton died in 2008.

@@DarkRangerRyan69hahagotem The morons running Hollyweird don't know when to stop. There was an amazing movie from the 80s called "Highlander" that should have been left alone, but sadly, it wasn't.

@@garthornspike3648 Hey, the Highlander TV series was great, it's my favourite TV Show! Unfortunately, the movies that followed the original were... not very good, to say the least.

He would be rolling over in his grave

I love how: 1. They crash their plane into the ice, in the background, you can see how thick the ice is , which is holding the plane from sinking. Yet, their human bodies, walking on the ice starts to crack the ice? 2. After they go thru the ice into the frozen water, there is no shaking / shivering, or anything that would make you think they were in the least bit cold. Anyone who has every went into ice cold water, knows exactly what that feels like. 3. Two minutes after coming out from that ice cold water, the characters, their hair, and clothes are completely dry? 4. How about that they crashed their plane into a landscape of SNOW ANF ICE ..... How in the fook is their a TROPICAL JUNGLE in the middle of the .... snow and ice? . . Those are only a few of the totally utterly ridiculous and idiotic features that is this entire movie Absolutely horrible and pathetic movie.... even worse than the Last Jedi, which is saying a lot because the Last Jedi was one of the worst movies I have ever had the displeasure of watching.

The writers watched Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs and thought “That’s what we should do for our movie, it’ll work perfectly no one’s gonna question it!”

the problem with the plan is you can see it crash head first into the ice. That means the cockpit should had been full of water and broken apart. the human inside said cockpit should resemble paste giving that entire front of the cockpit would had smash squeeze them against the seat where they would had been a question what would kill them first drowning, the crush body or the dino in the area. Personally i had no problem with them suriviving if and only if they cgi that plane to had attempted to land on the lake and it seem to be more of a belly flop with the wheels in the ice. (i still enjoy the film but yeah they are plenty of area where you have to suspend logic)

Yeah, the movie sucked, but as bad as The Last Jedi?????? I think you have forgotten just how lousy that travesty was. You have been blessed.

I loved how strong diverse female character immediately decided to risk her life, her plane, and everything else to help a woman she just met in the bathroom.

I will assume you never watched Rise of the skywalker, and honestly thank god you didn’t bc that movie was 10 times worse than TLJ

The most unrealistic part of this movie is the part where they try to claim that a bunch of geriatric lizards would be able to displace the feral hog mafia as America's biggest wildlife problem.

Well, dinosaurs are thought to be rather warm blooded and active

​@@DakotaofRaptorsso are boars, and they heard in packs greater than 200 members. And they ALL fight when something dangerous comes. It's a huge reason the only thing that can kill them in America is a human with a gun

@@DakotaofRaptors The thing with hogs is that they're the right combination of breeding like rats, being tough enough to tank most injuries and illnesses for long enough to breed multiple times and the ability to eat literally anything, dinos can't really compete with them due to a pure population difference turning it into a numbers game.

I love how the girl who's the key to everything has an accent after living in the USA her whole life. It's like the writers think accents are genetic. 🤣

Oh, cloning an accent is TIGHT!

@@MrJeffcoley1 Super easy, Barely an inconvenience.

@@MrJeffcoley1 Gnarly! 🤘😆

Writers 'think', you said ...

Maybe you haven't considered how she was kept in a mansion her whole life until Fallen Kingdom with just a maid and her grandfather as her only regular contacts?

As my mates 70 year old Gran said after seeing the trailer for Jurassic Park "I think they are making an awful mistake bringing those Dinosaurs back". Still rings true 30 years later.

This was a very expensive film. Not to produce. But to go see. The cost of the enormous steel cables used to suspend not only my disbelief, but all sense of logic, reason, rationality, and storytelling, nearly bankrupted the audience.

*https://youtu.be/vn8WdvkmTGs* Finally its here

I'm stealing this, lol

not to mention eyelids...

@@kronosaurelius Sense of storytelling.

Comment of the month award

The toughest and hardest horror of this movie is to see how old Neill, Goldblum and Dern are and to realise that the first JP is nearly 30 yrs ago...and to realise how old i am now.

Whatever. Sam Neil ages like wine.

What hurts me the most is that the Giganotosaurus, a dinosaur found in Argentina, was massively wasted on his debut in the JP movies. I waited for him so long and I got absolutely nothing.

He also didn’t do anything wrong. They did it wrong.

I’m upset because I was really hoping the spino would atleast show up it’s still alive how the hell did it not show up

Watched this just the other day and it was a violent assault on my common senses. I’ve had it with Chris Pratt and damn hand move but now other characters are doing it too? Raptors conveniently slowing down so that people can outrun them on foot? Bugs being set on fire and but still being able to fly without dying or at the very least having their wings damaged? And just the whole idea of dinosaurs coexisting in the modern world with people is such an absurd stretch to the degree that I knew I was going to hate this movie going experience even before I started watching it. And those are just a few of the many, many things wrong with this “one big pile of $hit.” I don’t think cringed any harder in my life and I’ve seen videos of me drunkenly trying to flirt at a bar…and that’s saying something. It was nice that Grant and Ellie finally decided to act on their feelings and that is the only positive I could glean from this piss poor mess of a “movie”

Oh God he got everyone else to do the hand thing!?

​@@WeegeeFromSpaceyup

They're so craz, putting dinosaurs in our modern ecosystem like it's not an issue. Worse is the fact that human lives are at risk.

Honestly, they had an opportunity to focus on the whole “dinosaurs are back from extinction wandering within the modern world” but barely even talk about it.

That could've been its own movie honestly.

Loved how Owen suddenly had the super human strength to choke out a dilophosaurus with one hand

When the main premise of a dinosaur movie is about giant bugs, you definitely did something wrong.

I'm convinced the story-board team was trying their hardest to be inclusive to all ideas... and so they took every idea presented and said "yes we'll include that too"

@@jakefett9503 for some reason it felt like a Star Wars movie for me when they walked into the bar, nothing about this movie felt like a Jurassic film.

I fell asleep twice while watching this movie lmfao

@@T-Rex-vt3qm I don’t care. Jurassic Park is about dinosaurs and there were more bugs than dinosaurs here.

It honestly makes me sad that the next generation of kids will grow up watching movies like this whilst I got to enjoy The Mummy 1&2, Jurassic Park 1, Terminator 1&2 and Indiana Jones etc

THE MUMMY💀

Someone tell him that movies do not have an expiration date before it's too late

@@pancytryna9378 While you're right, last year I talked to an 18-year-old who had no idea The Mummy existed. He also didn't know about Jaws, and he barely knew who Arnold Schwarzenegger was. He knew Jurassic Park, but only because of the sequels. I've always enjoyed watching movies that are older than me, and while it doesn't make me special, let's not pretend it's a norm. And the younger generations with their shorter attention span have even less interest in the slow-paced 30+-year-old movies. Hell, movie and book industries are doing their best to design their products for attention-challenged consumers, making sure the situation isn't gonna get any better in the future.

​@@andreashort310I'm 16 and still enjoy classics like jaws, alien, predator, I have no idea how an 18 year old doesn't know who arnold schwarzenegger is considering how big he was in his acting and body building careers.

Look, I'm pretty sure the previous generation felt the same way. They're going to be fine.

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could make another movie that they didn't stop to think about whether or not they should make another movie.

I just watched last night, and have to agree with everything. It felt like I was watching Jurassic Park, Avengers, Bond, and Indiana Jones. The Dinos did more staring than eating.

👍👍

That last part!!!!! Bothered me so much.

Well put. I got Jason Bourne vibes as well especially during the dirt bike scene with the raptors chasing Owen.

I love how amazing the first movie genuinely was and that I stopped watching this one half way through and didn't care what happened. And still don't.

Saw the movie this week. It was hilarious. A farce is more like it. Loved the "talk to the hand" moments. It never failed to make me genuinely laugh! So dumb ^^

Even the little girl had somehow inherited “dinosaur whisperer” superpowers from god knows where.

They were so preoccupied with wondering if they could make a sequel, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

I see what you did there! 🤣

Hollywood has been dead to me for years now

Well played sir

thats hilarious!!!!!

@@strategery101 go see everything everywhere all at once, it will give you some hope!!!!

What’s funny about how badly they got Alan Grant into the story is how easily it could been done so much better. Ian gets Grant and Sadler jobs giving lectures, just like Ian is doing. He gets them a job as cover for the plan he has in the movie. Now there is no need to sneak around outside the secured areas. Ian is just giving them a tour.

honestly i went to watch this movies with my friends and i think it was only an enjoyable experience for us cuz we went in expecting it to be bad so it didnt disappoint us and some of the things that happened was so absurd it was genuinely hilarious, i just remember one scene where some background dude got set on fire and it just focused on him for like 5 whole seconds while chaos was happening all around like it was some completely random dude not at all involved in the plot of that scene but it just focused on him on fire and i nearly wheezed my lungs out

Kinda happened with me I knew from the past movies that it was going to be bad with just how much they promised and also how bad their reviews were and also knew that it was just about some Dino fights so I just went there to see the Dino fights And cause my expectations were not that much it actually became hilarious and funny for me to see so much non sense going on in the film and I also enjoyed the Dino fights in the film even though they were so non sensical

I absolutely love movies like this I thought the first Jurassic world was a good movie and entertaining to watch but the last 2 Jurassic worlds were just absolutely horrific

Yeah, JW1 was pretty good. It doesn’t compare to original JP but it’s not bad, and I was optimistic about the new movies after I saw it. But now…

This movie made me enjoy Jurassic park 3 more and more LOL the first JP film is unbeatable to me, one of my favorite movies. The sequel was alright and the third movie was mid (I did like how terrifying the spino was, even if unrealistic it felt scary to me as a kid) Granted, I wasn't born when the first film released as I'm 2003, but to rewatch them growing up made a childhood. The first Jurassic world movie was actually a good movie, while again not the best ever it felt decent at best and I found it better than the third JP movie, then they just made shit like fallen kingdom (which news flash is so fucking ass) and now with dominion which I watched in the theatres. Biggest mistake of a franchise I've seen here. Some were hit and most were fallen down to me. To me, JP 1, Jurassic world 1, and JP 3 are managing to be my favorites out of everything. Most probably won't agree with me, but from what shit show these movies have been so far, I don't care that much LOL

"Laser-guided dinos" is so dumb it's straight out of Dr. Evil's playbook. "How hard is it to get some frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads? What's an evil genius gotta do around here?"

At this point the franchise embodies their own quote: Your *filmmakers* were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

💯💯💯💯💯

Would u have liked if it wasn’t created because I sure wouldn’t dominion was amazing and if decided to stop making sequel that would be rough don’t u think or do u just hate it that much?

Where have I heard that before 🤔Oh yeah it was in the last good movie they made 😖The 1st one😡

Sometimes films find a way

@@tlome8033 😂😂😂😂😂

What I found stupid was that as soon as Dr. Woo explained how he needed her help to fix the locust problem, "the girl who was the key to everything" happily chose to donate her blood. Why wouldn't asking for her help be the first option instead of kidnapping her? If she says no, then out of desperation, kidnap her.

Yes, what Jurassic Park was missing was more diversity.

It's interesting to see this now. I just rewatched the original movie for the 30th anniversary. I remembered it being good, but holy shit I'd forgotten just how much of a banger it is! Fcuk endless sequels, don't let their existence ruin the original, just rewatch it once in a while and enjoy what an amazing production it is.

The original is pure magic, it spoke to me right down to my core being. I literally couldn't even finish watching Dominion.

Same here..I coulnt even get through this review video ..and ive only seen the trailers. Im guessing most fans of the first two or three will have struggled a bit from there onward. Now its all bigger, faster, overly compilated, and up in ya face. I quite agree, unwatchable. If it came on tv for free I wouldn't want to see it.

By the end of this movie I was rooting for three dinos to actually eat someone! It never happened and I'm still disappointed

The only good positive I can say about this movie is that Sam Niell looks absolutely incredible for his age. Glad to see he is doing well

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agreed

He looks like an old man version of Joel from The Last of Us.

It's all that beef

Shame that he gets no material, and is made to look like a confused grandpa

I think the thing that pissed me off most when I saw Dominion was all the random, different dinosaurs they crammed into the film. Like, sure, it’s a Jurassic World movie; it’s supposed to be about dinosaurs. But every few minutes or so in the film, another different “never-before-seen” dinosaur just randomly shows up. It’s like they were just doing this so they could have a brand new dino to slap on a lunchbox and sell it to five year old boys….

After watching Jurassic Park 3, the ending made me hope for a US army vs Dinosaur action movie or a military rescue or recon mission on a dinosaur island movie. I'm kinda sad it didn't go that way.

The plot of essentially Predator set on the Jurassic Park island would be a really cool movie. I'm now sad it doesn't exist.

I don't think it's a great idea, to be honest. Defending oneself from predatory dinos is one thing, but an army massacring distraught animals doesn't sound like the way to go, on many levels.

This franchise is like watching your brother's journey from devoted father to heroin addict.

Horrifyingly accurate

Ever since Honest Trailers went all woke I’ve been looking for an intelligent, funny reviewer. This channel is awesome! 😂

really? is that true? i didn't get to watch their vids nowadays.

@@Megalodon.666 they don’t even do “Bweeeebs” anymore!

They've been woke for a while,no?

My wife and I watched this is a hotel room last night and loved it. We laughed our butts off. Every scene we just looked at each other and said, . . . . . . . . . . WHAAAAT?"

I can’t get over the fact that this entire film revolves around locusts

It’s like how jw1 revolved around indominus and jp3 revolved around spino so what are you so mad about nothing has changed? Edit: Nvm I just realized that locust aren’t dinosaurs I thought they were bc they were prehistoric I’m stupid (my bad everyone)

@@rayisgone0178 A Dinosaur movie is revolved around fucking bugs probably?

@@rayisgone0178 Nothing has changed? You blind? Since when are locusts considered a giant predator dinosaur?

Bugs😭

Exactly this. The entire JW dominion movie is based more on genetically modified bugs than on dinosaurs. Like wtf? At least make it genetically modified pterodactyls or you know, literally any other dinosaur, and not locusts.

While I agree with most of your assessment of the movie, Dodgson is actually pretty powerful/ important in the original books. Especially the second one. You should read them. The books are more like the alien movies than the actual Jurassic park/world movies. They’re kind of in the horror genre really.

At least they managed to get their legacy characters in a room together, something that Star Wars couldn’t even manage.

Claire is just mild eye candy

All this was, was 90% fan service, 9% action and 1% story

Well said

Every time a character puts their hand up to a dinosaur, take a drink.

Bruh its just a chris pratt reflex at this point you'd be dead in minutes

Hahaha I was wondering that too

I'm now on a transplant list for a liver. Lmk if you know any doners.

I hate this move with a passion! 🤬🤬🤬

as the kids would say, "I'm dead."

I kid you not, I stepped out to go to the bathroom partway through the movie in theater, and as I sat in the stall, I honestly struggled to remember much of what had happened before and how everyone got to where they were currently at. And when I looked at my phone, I was surprised that we had already been in the theater for so long with so little actually seeming to have happened

They really went out their way by making the locusts being the whole plot of the film

seems like the whole plot behind the movie was "well, dinosaurs live with us now, and well, ya know, we just gotta get used to it. life uh, finds a way" 🤪🥴

The only thing I liked about the movie were the dinosaurs. As an ARK player, I was glad to see some of my favorite dinos making it into the Jurassic Park franchise

I went to go see this absolutely hammered and at the time I thought all of these things. This video solidified that even when I’m drunk I’m still smart.

When T-rex said "it's Rexxing time!" I truly felt chills, this movie and Morbius are movies that ever were on movie theaters for real

When the T-Rex said that, I cried. It was truly a powerful moment.

I haven't rexxed so hard since the prequel to this sequel. There has been rexxin time at that time, but gosh dang it if there will ever be a better time than now to have me some rexxin.

*https://youtu.be/vn8WdvkmTGs* Finally its here

@@InvestmentIdea Why does it keep on finally being here?

This film was packed to the brim with motion picture. The script? Absolutely written. Jurassic world: Dominion is such a movie

Every scene is like three words, with some sort of shocked or exasperated expression. I genuinely believe I could’ve had a lead supporting role and would’ve done just as well. I’ve never acted nor do I ever want to.

Well done! Absolutely spot on! Can we talk about how strong Owen's Horse would have to be to lasso a wrangle a dinosaur!

No we should take about what type of weed were the directors using

Exactly! I was expecting to see him and the horse dragged. I guess dinos go passive when they get a lasso around the neck.

Wouldn't it have been interesting if the dino, instead of being passive, was extremely aggressive like a Cape Buffalo? Seeing Owen gored and stomped by a plant eater would be AWESOME.

Well, folks like us just don't know anything about wrangling dinosaurs, now, do we? No. But Owen's horse does. 😀

After being hyped for this film, I've never been more disappointed

Dodgson is actually much more accurate to his book counterpart than ever before... The problem is he has 0 buildup unlike in Jurassic Park and The Lost World

I feel like Chris Pratt spends about 50% of these movies slowly backing up waiving his arms lmao

😂

And sadly it's the most interesting part of the movie.

Imagine making over 15 million dollars in movies when half of your job has been that

John Boyega still has him beat. I'm pretty sure he spent 66% of his time during Star Wars just yelling "Rey!"

Or racing around on motorcycles

It blows my mind, how they manage to do quite a fantastic visual effects, making dinosaur so real...and do such a shitty job at something that a school pupil can(and many times actually do) manage. And it happens again, and again

This movie now holds the record with me for how quickly I stop watching (25 seconds). The previous holder of that record, at 1:30, was Independence Day: Resurgence.

You watch Jurassic movies for the dinosaurs.. when the film is over and you feel like you didn't see enough dinosaurs you know they failed

Seeing the first minutes of this movie you quickly realize, this is simply a visual rollercoaster and nothing else. Which was fun as just that.

I hope one day they make a sequel to the original Jurassic park films and treat these last three like Halloween did with its sequels And tell us to pretend they never happened

They don't suck at all

Love the part where Alan Grant meet's Chris Pratt's character and just goes "Hey I know you, you train raptors!" and then that's all the dialogue they really have together the whole movie. You can tell the screenwriters really wanted to create meaningful connections between all the main characters

Fucking hell you are right. They haven't had any interaction let alone conversation going on. lmao I feel bad not recognizing that while watching.

@@charlesbennington9951 LMAO my sides.

You know, now that you mention it, I remember back in the very first film when Grant talks to Muldoon about the raptors. He asked them about their biological characteristics, their behaviors, and Muldoon answers with expertise and you get the sense that there's this mutual respect between men in different fields dealing with the same type of animal. You don't really get that with Grant and Chris Pratt, which doesn't make sense whatsoever. Grant should've been asking Pratt how did he train them, what his methods were, maybe even bring up Muldoon and his death so that Pratt can learn about the OG raptor wrangler from someone who knew him firsthand (as well as pay tribute and closure to the late Bob Peck's character). There was so much opportunity to have all these smart moments between characters and the film wasted most if not all of them.

the sarcasaaaam is STROOONG with youuu...hence forth, you shall be know as...DARTH..Jordan.

I just watched this last night. I expected it to be bad, maybe even entertaining in a bad way, but I did not expect it to be unwatchable. Nice review Drinker.

There’s a word for that & this: INTOLERABLE

Hat's off to the VFX and SFX artists, they did a damn fine job on this movie. If only the screenwriters showed that kind of dedication and passion for their work.

they had extra time cause of covid and it shows

What? I literally had to turn off the movie because the dinosaurs looked so fake that it was Like a comedy

@@everett8811 not really

They were so concerned with making sense out of things that Chris Pratt isn't even using a seat belt on the plane while being attacked by Quetzals.

A MASTERCLASS ON HOW TO NOT WRITE A MOVIE SCREENPLAY 💀

I find it funny since this is literally probably my most favorite soft reboot of all time. It actually worked for me and was entertaining, way more than Jurassic world and probably on par with the original.

Wasn't the clone girl the one who freed all of the dinosaurs from the last movie? So every single human death caused by dinosaurs and the global instability with trying to co-exist with them (It's not as if she asked anyone else if we'd like to co-exist with dinosaurs before she let them all loose onto the world) is entirely her fault.

Not true. Just in North America mainly. They sold a bunch of dinos in fallen kingdom to people all over the world. Not to mention biosyn had their own embryos. So other companies could have created dinosaurs plus private companies.

@@mikemodica2656 but those dinosaurs were never actually shipped. She released them first. But I don't blame anyone for not remembering all the details of that abortion of a film.

Just buy product and then get excited for new product...dont ask questions!

A pretty spot on review. got so tired of the flipping between the dinosaurs then to locus. i was actually getting into the dinosaur side of the film for a while, then it switched back n i was thought WTF. i'd totally forgot about the locus, i was quite happy with it being about dinosaurs... and like you said, so many sub plots, was hard to keep track of what the hell you were meant to be following! the whole "girl being the answer to everything" was lame and seems to have been stolen from countless other films. the love stories were lame and kinda cringe worthy. and the lame excuses to bring back the old characters (you guessed it) were lame..

didnt even realise watching the movie that the main villian was actually dodgeson who payed Ned to steal the embryos until right now

Seriously, watching this guy's reviews is way more entertaining and we appreciate it way more than the actual f****** movies. What a shame Hollywood, what a damn shame. ( I walked out of theater yet again, and my girl hates when we do this EXCEPT when we walked out on this one. She actually agreed that this movie was and is shit). And she is incredibly patient and tolerant... Goes to show you

Appreciate the reminder why I never watched any of these after the 1st bad one with Pratt.

It wasnt until I watched this that I had realized Id already watched this entire movie and forgotten every bit of it.

Dominion is one of the those movies that made me madder the further I got into it because I was actively aware that my time was being wasted

That’s the worst kind of film

I will be watching clips on Youtube of the cool dino scenes and waste no further time on it than that

When it's available on YT for $3.99 it'll be worthwhile.

Lol

You keep watching them, though. Shouldn't you have learned your lesson by now?

I love how Drinker took so many shots * pun not intended * at Tim Cook by describing his character exactly as him but not acknowledging his existence 🤣

This movie was basically the best parts of all the other movies, being done badly and just hiding behind the 'oh look its the old cast!'

We tried sitting down and watching this at home a few months after it released. I got as far as the weird dinosaur bazaar section and just zoned in and out for awhile. Then at some point I think the original cast just literally ran into the little clone girl in a research facility and by that point the movie was just jumping between like five plots so I just stopped watching it.

So….it’s a movie that’s all over the place

The Jurassic Park franchise reminds me of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. The first film in each franchise was so exquisite. And then, well, you know the rest...

I don't know why people just ignored that ejecting into a flying dinosaur's territory is nothing but suicidal but Claire still managed to land on the ground just fine because the said flying dinosaur which can catch up with a flying plane can't catch an easy prey slowly descending on the parachute somehow.

It’s quite the shame what they do to our beloved franchises. The lack of creativity and the desire to feed off nostalgia will be the death of the entertainment industry.

💯💯💯. Yes, indeed. Pandering to nostalgia and Fanservice with no passion whatsoever will be the undoing

Beloved franchise is a stretch. The only REALLY good movie is the first one. If anything “ruined” the franchise, it was The Lost World.

@@blubba818 Thank you. The first one is a beloved movie. The franchise should have never existed.

@@abstractdaddy1384 yep. Although I really love dinosaurs, so I can’t help but watch more of them, but they’re not good. JPIII is the only one I can’t even sit through.

At this point it has to be on purpose. Just like the Brandon administration. This kind of incompetence can’t be on accident

The original movie made dinosaurs unforgettable by showing them all of 15 minutes. Kinda like the alien in the original Alien. Hopefully one day Hollywood will remember that more ≠ better.

The most ridiculous thing is Owen and his hand directed to dinosaurs. That shit is crazy. And the little girl does the same! Honorable mention: Owen's pose with one leg in front.

by the end of this movie when they have the spectacle big dino fight, I was like just finish it , I can't be bothered, then I watched it and it appears the filmmakers agreed , it seemed so limp, so lacking in anything.

Laura Dern once came to my overpriced cafe in Concord, MA and brought her adult son. Her son was so weird he asked us where each ingredient in his breakfast sandwich came from (eggs, butter, etc.) and when we didn’t know he got really mad. Ever since then I’ve got bad vibes for the whole family. Sorry Laura

You know a movie isnt good when it feels like you were in the theaters for no longer than the average youtube video

My favorite scene in Jurassic World Dominion was when Blue told Owen “it’s Raptin’ time”

Alan

Why is this a meme. It isnt funny

Mine was when Dominic Toretto shows up in a Dodge Charger and saves everyone, and calls them family. What a crossover!

Lol

It’s rapin’ time

I used to toy with the idea, imagine, if someone made a movie deliberately trying to make every aspect of movie making as badly as possible, as satire, but like a lesson in true Zen wisdom, just sit by the river and wait and eventually you will see the finished thing float past you.

I wanted to see this movie and then realized halfway through this TCD review that I did in fact see this movie and never realized how forgettable it was. Holy cow!

Nailed it. The only reason to watch any of the Jurassic Park movies (except for Jurassic Park) is to see the cool dinosaurs particularly when they fight each other.

So sad, the original is my favorite movie of all time. I think they failed to realize that what made the original so great was the subplot of Alan Grant coping with his own trepidations about parenthood, and how he was thrust into a situation with those kids and forced to grapple with that in a high-stakes situation. Watching him rise to the occasion was the real treat of the movie, and the dinosaur-coating was just the framing device. And the fact that natural parenthood was mirrored throughout the film... the breeding of the dinosaurs, the rogue fatherhood of Ian Malcolm... all the way down to the symbolism of Grant being unable to tie his seatbelt in the helicopter because he had two female ends; it was just perfect from beginning to end. These other movies forgot any subtext. It's all dinosaur CG. Which is fine for what it is. But the magic of the original is long gone.

I am so glad that I forgot what happens in this movie immediately after watching it