Jurassic World: Dominion - An Absolute Dumpster Fire

  • Am Vor 5 Monate

    The Critical DrinkerThe Critical Drinker

    The Jurassic World trilogy hasn't exactly distinguished itself as a smart, thought provoking successor to Jurassic Park, and Dominion does absolutely nothing to change that. In fact, it may be the worst movie in the entire franchise.

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Oskitzo
Oskitzo

Loved how Claire was able to outrun velociraptors on foot, but they were able to keep up with Owen on a motorbike...

Vor 5 Monate
CreamyOfficial
CreamyOfficial

@Scion of Dorn wtf

Vor 20 Stunden
CreamyOfficial
CreamyOfficial

@theclayishone bro wtf

Vor 20 Stunden
Wolf ZA
Wolf ZA

@Patrick3183 South African actually. Instructors were former RAR. Had to look up the Disraeli ref. Not sure what that has to with actresses outrunning velociraptors, but the internet is an interesting place.

Vor 4 Tage
Patrick3183
Patrick3183

@Wolf ZA “Rhodesian”? Okay Benjamin Disraeli

Vor 4 Tage
ゴクウブラック
ゴクウブラック

The feminist propoganda goes crazy

Vor 6 Tage
Broken Reality
Broken Reality

When the main premise of a dinosaur movie is about giant bugs, you definitely did something wrong.

Vor 3 Monate
thedemoninside666
thedemoninside666

They probably saw the trailer to resident evil and thought that was a brilliant idea

Vor 2 Tage
torapropro
torapropro

@Broken Reality JURASSIC park. The main part is about dinosaurs, but can include other prehistoric animals. instead of picking apart the creatures in it, make fun of the fucking clone girl. what the fuck were the writers thinking

Vor 5 Tage
RaPtorteAm
RaPtorteAm

Happy entomologist noises

Vor 7 Tage
Jon Dunmore
Jon Dunmore

When the stars from 6 movies ago have better chemistry than the supposed stars of your movie, you're in trouble.

Vor 20 Tage
Madwell Music
Madwell Music

Dinosaur bugs

Vor Monat
Spirit Anon
Spirit Anon

So let me get this straight. The safest place for them to live is in a cabin in the woods surrounded by wild dinosaurs and dinosaur hunters? Wouldn't it be easier to movie to Seattle and dress the kid like a boy?

Vor 3 Monate
Julian Caraveo
Julian Caraveo

@Rob Webb I mean a few movies did that in the past ( like She's the man ). But then again Twitter would go on a cancelling spree if they did do that in the film.

Vor 14 Stunden
Takemichi H
Takemichi H

See: drag kids

Vor 2 Tage
Mr. R
Mr. R

@Alex Cabrera dinosaurs are fake and SO IS EVOLUTION! literally some made up theory that people have accepted as fact

Vor 3 Tage
Alex Cabrera
Alex Cabrera

@Long Huỳnh dinosaurs where theropods. The only dinosaur birds derive from are raptors none of the rest. Flying pteranodons are not dinos neither are stegos, trikes and all four leg walking type.

Vor 9 Tage
Joaquín Fernández Zegarra
Joaquín Fernández Zegarra

Can't even have a normal life in Ohio 💀

Vor 10 Tage
Speed Bag Boxer
Speed Bag Boxer

Actual question… How can Hollywood writers be so bad and still keep their jobs?

Vor 3 Monate
Swellboy
Swellboy

Because anything associated with these properties will inevitably make a shit ton of money. There are a shit ton of bad writers who will except lower pay compared to better writers, and so Hollywood will have those shit writers work on movies that are attached to already successful franchises because as I said above, anything associated with stuff like Jurassic Park will make a shit ton of money.

Vor 2 Stunden
B. Lara
B. Lara

People will still consume the shit that keeps spewing out of Hollywood's mouth

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Takemichi H
Takemichi H

Juden

Vor 2 Tage
Ken
Ken

@Wang Willy It has Chris Pratt, and dinosaurs and lots of action, and it doesn’t offend anyone other than movie critics. So the script writers are told that it has to have lots of action, and also some teenagers and then a lot of children and their parents see it, because it has Chris Pratt, dinosaurs and action and Sam Neill for the parents.

Vor 4 Tage
201hastings
201hastings

@Paul Gavrilin the consumer mindset that cheapens the world

Vor 8 Tage
Alex Torres
Alex Torres

I've been paralyzed all my life... but this movie gave me the strength to jump out my window

Vor 2 Monate
sid B
sid B

:P

Vor 3 Tage
Poolehful
Poolehful

Good praise for having got a proper laugh out of me in the dead of night. Bravo.

Vor 3 Tage
Cock Sure
Cock Sure

And the stolen comment alarm goes off...I will even tell you where you stole it if you wish??

Vor 12 Tage
O Mejia
O Mejia

😂

Vor 13 Tage
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

I don’t blame you.

Vor Monat
Jamie Hitt
Jamie Hitt

This was a very expensive film. Not to produce. But to go see. The cost of the enormous steel cables used to suspend not only my disbelief, but all sense of logic, reason, rationality, and storytelling, nearly bankrupted the audience.

Vor 5 Monate
Tepig!
Tepig!

@Shaun LangSAMEE LOL

Vor 3 Tage
william woolf
william woolf

lol I give you a like for creativity. I pirated this movie for free... 2.5 hours I'm not getting back

Vor 8 Tage
Tom Guy
Tom Guy

Nice.

Vor 10 Tage
Crimson Cherry
Crimson Cherry

@Jeremy Villalobos what no reading comprehension does to a mf

Vor 10 Tage
Valacari Cigars
Valacari Cigars

Best comment

Vor Monat
Catonzo
Catonzo

"The girl that is the key to everything" ruined the entire movies for me. The way SHE set out all the dinosaurs upon the world has caused tremendouse damage and suffering, not to mention lives. This genocidal maniac never thought through what she did and they never once thought to stop her. A complete farce and absolute bullshit of a character.

Vor 3 Monate
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

@mega toad She’s the worst character ever!🙄😟

Vor 4 Tage
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

@Patrick3183 There’s a bad and historically inaccurate movie I watched from 2007 called The Last Legion about the fall of the Roman Empire disguised as a King Arthur story about a boy, played by a young Thomas Brodie Sangster who was the last Roman Emperor and he was kind of “the boy that was the key to everything.”

Vor 4 Tage
Patrick3183
Patrick3183

You didn’t mention , Of course it’s a GIRL who is “key to everything” not a boy. Only women and girls can be strong or good now.

Vor 4 Tage
william woolf
william woolf

I didnt even remember who she was. but I didnt need to. the only thing you need to know about her is shes a clone and shes important to chris pratt and the redhead

Vor 8 Tage
Chlorophyll
Chlorophyll

I'm glad watching this pirated on the internet

Vor 13 Tage
Kyle Howard
Kyle Howard

i saw it with friends and we all were even saying how the movie always seemed to have such convenient moments and seemed completely unbelievable. i especially rolled my eyes to the back of my head when owen and smuggler with a heart of gold CRASHED their plane and survived with barely a scratch and shortly after he went under the ice in the water and when he gets out hes not even shivering

Vor 9 Tage
Karanastic
Karanastic

Every time a character puts their hand up to a dinosaur, take a drink.

Vor 2 Monate
Itsjust.brittney
Itsjust.brittney

@Chase Hedges67 that was the MOST annoying thing to me about the whole movie

Vor 5 Tage
Kyle Howard
Kyle Howard

When maisie did it at the end i said out loud in the theater "are they fucking serious?"

Vor 8 Tage
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

@Glory Shadow Same here. One of the worst films of the year.

Vor Monat
kwyjibo
kwyjibo

as the kids would say, "I'm dead."

Vor Monat
Glory Shadow
Glory Shadow

I hate this move with a passion! 🤬🤬🤬

Vor Monat
RealBrit
RealBrit

Love when the main villain dinosaur has literally no reason to be considered the main villain dinosaur other than the fact that it literally stumbles across a t-rex and starts fighting it

Vor 5 Tage
TRAVIS MOORE
TRAVIS MOORE

Well done! Absolutely spot on! Can we talk about how strong Owen's Horse would have to be to lasso a wrangle a dinosaur!

Vor 4 Tage
Nathan Pruitt
Nathan Pruitt

I love how Owen stopped a 10,000lb dinosaur with a rope, a dead stump and his bare hands. 🤣

Vor 2 Tage
LEA
LEA

Weird the dinosaurs back in 1990’s looked more real than the ones now.

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Justin Hollingsworth
Justin Hollingsworth

I went to go see this absolutely hammered and at the time I thought all of these things. This video solidified that even when I’m drunk I’m still smart.

Vor 7 Tage
The Kharkiv Coomer
The Kharkiv Coomer

It got to a point that listening to others rip movies apart became more entertaining than watching the movies. Sad times for the western creative industry.

Vor 5 Monate
Prasetyo Dwi Kuncorojati
Prasetyo Dwi Kuncorojati

Bad movies are interesting indeed, if ripped apart and showed its bad side

Vor Monat
Steve Guse
Steve Guse

Most liked comment for a reason

Vor Monat
Lul Shield
Lul Shield

Can't wait to see how the ruin the new Avatar movie that is going to be fun to watch the reviews

Vor 2 Monate
Cameron T
Cameron T

The creative industry has just shuffled itself into a reactive industry. Same letters, different composition. No need to make anything new or inspiring, just shuffle the shit around

Vor 2 Monate
Ordinary G33K
Ordinary G33K

I actually STOPPED watching this film just now (about halfway through), and came here to re-watch this review, as I find it much more satisfying than the movie itself.

Vor 2 Monate
J K
J K

As my mates 70 year old Gran said after seeing the trailer for Jurassic Park "I think they are making an awful mistake bringing those Dinosaurs back". Still rings true 30 years later.

Vor 2 Tage
Kerbal AirForce
Kerbal AirForce

My favorite part of the super expensive laser guided dino was that they controled it by pointing a gun with a laser on it at you. At which point they could have just shot you.

Vor 2 Monate
Kamil525
Kamil525

but hey laser guided dinosaur

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𝓝𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪 𝓑𝓮𝓮.🦋
𝓝𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪 𝓑𝓮𝓮.🦋

Omg YES! 😂🤣

Vor 7 Tage
Clint Oruss
Clint Oruss

@jxjzjz jsjsjsj don’t cry

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jxjzjz jsjsjsj
jxjzjz jsjsjsj

ammo isnt limitless dumbass

Vor 12 Tage
topG
topG

lmao

Vor 15 Tage
phil Pants
phil Pants

A pretty spot on review. got so tired of the flipping between the dinosaurs then to locus. i was actually getting into the dinosaur side of the film for a while, then it switched back n i was thought WTF. i'd totally forgot about the locus, i was quite happy with it being about dinosaurs... and like you said, so many sub plots, was hard to keep track of what the hell you were meant to be following! the whole "girl being the answer to everything" was lame and seems to have been stolen from countless other films. the love stories were lame and kinda cringe worthy. and the lame excuses to bring back the old characters (you guessed it) were lame..

Vor 8 Tage
John Swain
John Swain

I love ayfirmative action in movies soooo much. It's so smart to try to make every movie resemble the BET cable channel, because that channel is sooo successful. Diversity and talent are definitely the exact same thing. I give this movie eight stars out of four, and I'd give it ten stars, if at least one of the dinosaurs was tranns.

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SheldonAdama17
SheldonAdama17

They were so preoccupied with wondering if they could make a sequel, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Vor 5 Monate
jxjzjz jsjsjsj
jxjzjz jsjsjsj

you dont know a good movie when you see it do you

Vor 12 Tage
Juder Eno
Juder Eno

I love how everyone is saying how this comment is genius even though people have said this like a million times and "Sheldon" most likely just took it from somewhere else. Also, I really liked the film.

Vor 3 Monate
Mindstate
Mindstate

Sequels are almost always terrible. But franchises like jurassic park and fast and the furious are all about making money, nothing more.

Vor 4 Monate
Karl with a K
Karl with a K

They just need better screen writers..

Vor 5 Monate
Animezilla 44
Animezilla 44

@Shadow Company Mercenary that's a good question and I seen some image of the movie and I can tell you it's not really as bad as people make it out to be

Vor 5 Monate
Shut Up N Listen
Shut Up N Listen

I wanted to see humans vs dinosaurs in this movie, I was sooo disappointed😭

Vor 6 Tage
Th3Professor
Th3Professor

My favourite part in Dominion was when Skynet released the T-virus creating zombie insects with the intent of wiping out humanity.

Vor 4 Monate
Amy Rajpat
Amy Rajpat

Why does this sound like a way better plot than the actual plot of the movie? I know it's two different franchises, but you can't deny, it makes way more sense than the plot of Jurassic World: Dominion.

Vor 9 Tage
Krazy Korn
Krazy Korn

Nah I think he’s thinking of the newest marvel movie

Vor 2 Monate
Steven Mitchell
Steven Mitchell

The early films were so good... but they really ruined the franchise with this one. We paid to hire it and walked away before it finished playing. That said, the guy playing Tim Cook was convincing.

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Hera
Hera

I just don’t understand how you mess up a movie like this.

Vor 2 Tage
Davy Boy
Davy Boy

The only good positive I can say about this movie is that Sam Niell looks absolutely incredible for his age. Glad to see he is doing well

Vor 5 Monate
Clint Oruss
Clint Oruss

@Kimberly Kutina lol ok

Vor 21 Tag
Davy Boy
Davy Boy

@porkupine enjoyer It's one of my favorite roles of his

Vor 4 Monate
porkupine enjoyer
porkupine enjoyer

you should see him on peaky blinders

Vor 4 Monate
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

@randomguy6679 💯💯💯. Life, uh, finds a way

Vor 4 Monate
randomguy6679
randomguy6679

And Jeff Goldblum. Hot damn.

Vor 4 Monate
infomercialwars
infomercialwars

I can walk to an AMC theater in 10 minutes and I haven't gone to see a movie in over a year. It's not the cost I'd gladly buy the ticket, a large popcorn, and soda or beer if they'd start putting out original movies again that don't suck. It's the absolute trash that is in the theater that prevents me from going and then they wonder why no one wants to go see the shit movies they put out. Everything is a comic book movie or a remake I won't even waste my time pirating it let alone seeing it in the theater.

Vor 14 Stunden
Tom.
Tom.

When the CGI gets to the level it is at who cares about a story line, lets just give them flashy shit on the screen to draw them away from our god awful half assed script and story line work.

Vor 3 Tage
Alex Shakibanasab
Alex Shakibanasab

Honestly I was hoping for a movie about people just trying to live about their daily lives with dinosaurs roaming around.

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MCB18
MCB18

Hey, the locusts did have a point! SPOILERS! (Though honestly if you watched this video, you have probably already seen it or don’t care enough to sit through this mess…) They were meant to destroy the dinosaur sanctuary by flying around while being on fire! How did they get on fire? Oh, because they were in a chamber clearly designed to destroy all the specimens via incineration, except oops! Your piss-poor design choice let them out! Like COME ON! You had ONE JOB, to DESTROY THE EVIDENCE! Clearly someone knew how dangerous they could be! But noooo, their shitty ass incinerator let them out, and now we have another big unnecessary plot point that makes zero sense.

Vor 2 Tage
Steel Wheel
Steel Wheel

I can’t get over the fact that this entire film revolves around locusts

Vor 5 Monate
ŠØŪP
ŠØŪP

@Slender Hates Millennials nah, id rather have the ugly dumpster fire that is the scorpius rex than fucking locusts

Vor 3 Tage
Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

This movie is propaganda. It's not about dinosaurs. It's Dino themed rhetoric about the dangers of genetic research. The story was more of an afterthought. The locust really just represents the plagues humanity might face due to genetically modified crops and tampering with nature as a whole. The dinosaurs and everything else is really second to all that. Hollywood keeps trying to make our movies politically relevant, which is why the stories are so bad. Do you think Spielberg was thinking about any of that crap when he made the originals? I'll be honest though, I enjoyed this one way more than the first two...Walked straight out the theater both times. Maybe I've just lowered my expectations, but I keep watching because some part of me just hopes they'll finally make a good one.

Vor 3 Monate
Gregory Moore
Gregory Moore

Not just locusts. But fire locusts.

Vor 3 Monate
Godie Fackyouguy
Godie Fackyouguy

@Slender Hates Millennials Nope. How about neither

Vor 3 Monate
Terrible King
Terrible King

Jurassic locust!

Vor 3 Monate
Alli F
Alli F

By the end of this movie I was rooting for three dinos to actually eat someone! It never happened and I'm still disappointed

Vor 22 Stunden
David Garcia
David Garcia

“The girl whose the key to everything” 😂

Vor 6 Tage
Donna Stewart
Donna Stewart

Probably my favorite part of this movie happened in the first like 20 seconds, where we see the crabbing boat Saga for a few moments. Other than that I hated this garbage.

Vor 6 Tage
Dak's Channel
Dak's Channel

Bro they even took a real video of a guy accidentally driving off a cliff and almost dying and put it in the movie

Vor 4 Tage
PsychaChi
PsychaChi

This channel in 1 sentence: An angry European guy that complains at just about anything he slightly doesn't like within a movie or TV show.

Vor 2 Tage
Warner McCrary
Warner McCrary

I absolutely love movies like this I thought the first Jurassic world was a good movie and entertaining to watch but the last 2 Jurassic worlds were just absolutely horrific

Vor 2 Tage
JustADude
JustADude

Yeah, JW1 was pretty good. It doesn’t compare to original JP but it’s not bad, and I was optimistic about the new movies after I saw it. But now…

Vor 22 Stunden
A P
A P

Dominion: *Exists* The Critical Drinker: “And I took that personally”

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Testy
Testy

idk if it’s because i went to see this movie stoned out of my mind or if it’s just that forgettable, but i don’t remember anything from this movie

Vor 6 Tage
Safer Ren
Safer Ren

When T-rex said "it's Rexxing time!" I truly felt chills, this movie and Morbius are movies that ever were on movie theaters for real

Vor 5 Monate
Jaden McTootle
Jaden McTootle

bro what trex was getting wrecked every time if you actually think that was a good scene you just like what jw put on out their

Vor 4 Monate
snegik
snegik

@Fred Spade idk it's never final because the sun never sets on the bot empire

Vor 5 Monate
Sgt. Thundercok
Sgt. Thundercok

All you are is the internet. Do you have any actual personality or original thought at all?

Vor 5 Monate
Bosco Biggs
Bosco Biggs

@Rish G you know it

Vor 5 Monate
Safer Ren
Safer Ren

@Bosco Biggs This meme is sometimes funny and other unfunny I still didn't truly got enough of it thought, but i feel like i got tired of Morbius jokes a little Either way, i will wait everyone start hating it

Vor 5 Monate
Allison P
Allison P

I thought the part about Bryce Dallas Howard was kind of mean and unnecessary the film has enough problems of its own without dragging her body into this

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Keith Aipperspach
Keith Aipperspach

I love how: 1. They crash their plane into the ice, in the background, you can see how thick the ice is , which is holding the plane from sinking. Yet, their human bodies, walking on the ice starts to crack the ice? 2. After they go thru the ice into the frozen water, there is no shaking / shivering, or anything that would make you think they were in the least bit cold. Anyone who has every went into ice cold water, knows exactly what that feels like. 3. Two minutes after coming out from that ice cold water, the characters, their hair, and clothes are completely dry? 4. How about that they crashed their plane into a landscape of SNOW ANF ICE ..... How in the fook is their a TROPICAL JUNGLE in the middle of the .... snow and ice? . . Those are only a few of the totally utterly ridiculous and idiotic features that is this entire movie Absolutely horrible and pathetic movie.... even worse than the Last Jedi, which is saying a lot because the Last Jedi was one of the worst movies I have ever had the displeasure of watching.

Vor 14 Tage
Awesomedude, Anmol hazari
Awesomedude, Anmol hazari

I thought everyone already agreed in 2018, there was no point in making a sequel and this franchise was trash after the TRAILER for fallen kingdom. They really should’ve just ended after Jurassic world.

Vor 7 Tage
DopestDope
DopestDope

everyone keeps forgetting vege dinos need alot of vegetation for them to survive and you can only see them in environments without any viable food sources. they will all starve to death not thrive, except for the predator ones, and then again they will be hunted by humans to survive.

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Matt Jackson
Matt Jackson

Say what you want the last of this trilogy was my favourite

Vor 6 Tage
LilyRose89
LilyRose89

It was my favorite of the World movies.

Vor 4 Tage
t russ
t russ

They had the easiest layup for the win and they try a 540 triple backflip allyoop from half court. Epic fail

Vor 2 Tage
Jordan Hadley
Jordan Hadley

Me and my son enjoyed it and that’s all that mattered to me.

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SurprisedOwl
SurprisedOwl

It had a budget of 185 million and grossed 1 billion. Proving these negative reviews for algorithm clicks are useless.😂

Vor 13 Stunden
Four Eyed Dragon
Four Eyed Dragon

Wasn't the clone girl the one who freed all of the dinosaurs from the last movie? So every single human death caused by dinosaurs and the global instability with trying to co-exist with them (It's not as if she asked anyone else if we'd like to co-exist with dinosaurs before she let them all loose onto the world) is entirely her fault.

Vor 5 Monate
Just a guy on YouTube
Just a guy on YouTube

@Joshua Martin That’s actually a terrible reason. These are wild animals. She’s a human. They don’t understand lmao

Vor 3 Monate
Just a guy on YouTube
Just a guy on YouTube

@ANIMAL-RIGHTS Yeah, some. Not the many that got out and got people killed. Still her fault.

Vor 3 Monate
Just a guy on YouTube
Just a guy on YouTube

@Bamethyst 38 While some wandered about and got people killed.

Vor 3 Monate
Thor Odinson
Thor Odinson

@yewtewbstew that way the gun can still be effective if the gun runs out of bullets. Why is this even a question?

Vor 4 Monate
Hwan Niggles
Hwan Niggles

@SubmarinoFlotador well yes. Stupid? Yea but it was told before how they wanted to weaponize dinosaurs which obviously is a terrible idea. Why do you think the Indominus had things like camo, lower body temp to avoid thermal detection, and straight up ate bullets. Same with the Indoraptor taking a shotgun to the face

Vor 5 Monate
Eric asdasd
Eric asdasd

I went to the theatre to see this one. I knew it was mostly nostalgia bait, but I'm a huuge Jurassic Park nerd, so I really couldn't resist. And to see Alan Grant again, well, I was sold. Then I saw the movie, boy it was bad. I didn't had any expectation other than to have nostalgia memorabilia threw my way, but man I was disappointed, like really really disappointed. I never finished a movie feeling so down and, well, insulted. I'm not gonna say it ruined my childhood, because that's stupid. But, yeah, it was a total letdown.

Vor 2 Monate
InoueAmani
InoueAmani

"The girl that's the key to everything" slap that sh*t on a t shirt, I'm sold!!

Vor 19 Stunden
87isbmw
87isbmw

You roasted this so hard that now I've got to get hammered and watch it

Vor 4 Tage
My Phone
My Phone

What the hell is happening to the movies being released!. The only movie that had a impact in the movie world was Top Gun! and i have watched that more then 10 times now.

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Naruku2121
Naruku2121

At this point the franchise embodies their own quote: Your *filmmakers* were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

Vor 5 Monate
Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

They did, and said: "Yea, another billion dollars sounds great!" *Sips Pina Colada*

Vor 3 Monate
Maras Morgean
Maras Morgean

Haha ^^ I already can see it "Jurassic Universe: Mars under attack"

Vor 4 Monate
Jimmy Obvious
Jimmy Obvious

@TriggerHappy My thoughts exactly.

Vor 4 Monate
Adamphibia Kalboonchuy
Adamphibia Kalboonchuy

I am impressed that the Divergent filmmakers seemed to know when to stop. *Spoiler alert!* Beatrice Prior was killed at the end of the last book, Allegiant. Allegiant was allegedly going to be our fourth two-part film finale in a decade, following Deathly Hallows, Breaking Dawn, and Mockingjay, and the second part would be Ascendant. However, they either pressed their luck with two-part finales and lost too much money on the first part to make the second part, or they sabotaged their production on purpose by not filming the second part with the first part like the other three examples and stopped caring about writing a quality story as to spare Shailene Woodley from a tragic, bleak finale. August 3, 2022, 12:56am

Vor 4 Monate
Scorch429
Scorch429

why does it look so cheap...movies had gone downhill so much.....1999-2015 seems to be the golden age before they stopped putting effort into movies.

Vor 4 Monate
lil_vindex
lil_vindex

this video was the most cathartic thing I have watched in a long time

Vor 13 Stunden
MrPerson9000
MrPerson9000

Dodgson and Biosyn in this movie feels like they didn’t think the people who read the books would watch the movies because out of EVERYTHING that they pulled from the novels throughout every Jurassic movie, this one feels the most wrong.

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Kr43he
Kr43he

Wouldn´t Ian Malcolm be the absolute last person to work at evil-dinosaur-manipulation-coorporation? Even in the first movie he was very vocal about his thoughts on the insanity that is the entire jurassic park project

Vor 2 Monate
Julian Caraveo
Julian Caraveo

@S 1214 It would have made sense if we was there for a protest / lecture of Extinction Now , the foundation Malcolm made to not save the dinosaurs from Nublar because it would be catastrophic. It was on the DPG advertisement website for Fallen Kingdom.

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S 1214
S 1214

He was only there as like a consultant or something

Vor 27 Tage
James Sullivan
James Sullivan

He just kind of forgot about his morals and logic.

Vor Monat
Lowell Deepnya
Lowell Deepnya

Stopped watching half way through. The franchise I grew up with and loved is dead.

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Santroff
Santroff

If movies have taught me anything, it's that young girls are always keys to everything and when they get into their 30's they get married for ex-special forces guys. Then they're either killed by a mafia boss, or a drug lord.

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Mothinajamjar
Mothinajamjar

As a fan of all Jurassic park & Jurassic world movies, I can say with absolute certainty that Dominion was truly dog sh!t and I want my 2hr back 😤

Vor 5 Tage
Samantha Garcia
Samantha Garcia

The cowboy bebop live action was actually good it stuck to the animes script and had good actors. Weebs are just a bunch of morons who don't like anything that was once a drawing made real life cause they watch too much hentai

Vor 23 Stunden
Kamil525
Kamil525

but ey, AT LEAST they got herbivores right, the Therizinosaur was really nicely done, also the Giganotosaurus was... actually acting like an animal, but they had to make him a villain for some reason, all else though, yeah, shit sucked

Vor 2 Tage
vajoynus
vajoynus

After getting 20 minutes into this movie I couldn't stop thinking, "I can't wait until the critical drinker covers this one."

Vor 5 Monate
Cru Jones
Cru Jones

@993mike fool me once shame on you, fool me 300 times........

Vor 5 Monate
Joseph Duffy
Joseph Duffy

@Cru Jones because he is clearly a tool

Vor 5 Monate
Right Hand Wolf
Right Hand Wolf

I'd love to see the Drinker and a couple of the usual suspects from his podcasts give some of these newer entries in classic franchises the _Mystery Science Theater_ treatment. Just play the movie on a big screen TV, lay in an ample supply of their preferred flavor of ethanol, and let the mockery commence.

Vor 5 Monate
Avalaus
Avalaus

Same lmao

Vor 5 Monate
K Man
K Man

That’s how I felt about the Northman. Only difference is that movie was actually fuckin good.

Vor 5 Monate
LJW1912
LJW1912

What makes me laugh is that Michael Crichton didn't want to even have a single sequel to the film adaptation of his novel (which I recommend btw) but because of studio pressure for a sequel, he wrote The Lost World and deliberately tried to kill off all the dinosaurs so people couldn't make more contrived sequels. I'd love to know what he thinks of these Jurassic World films

Vor Monat
Lily Lovecraft
Lily Lovecraft

I don't even think the movie was good but I can't take more than 2mins of this tincan audio quality on top of what sounds like the most scripted rant ever.

Vor 7 Tage
Crispy Batman
Crispy Batman

I saw an extended cut at the store...was the theatrical version not the extended cut?

Vor 2 Tage
mike C.
mike C.

Same as fast and Furious: going on with movies for far too long. Only good thing was all the actors and references to the OG Jurassic Park.

Vor 4 Tage
Vincent Mormando
Vincent Mormando

It’s incredible Owen was able to stop a full speed 4,000 lb Parasauralophus with a lasso and his hand strength.

Vor 4 Monate
TT 14Life
TT 14Life

Like trying to grab a full adult bull elephant only BIGGER.

Vor 10 Tage
yoda
yoda

@CaptSNES right you are,but unfortunately.... your mom

Vor 16 Tage
CaptSNES
CaptSNES

@yoda That is a lame attitude to have, Yoda. It's called passion and determination. No matter how ridiculous the story is, one can still approach it with utmost passion and determination to create a magnificent piece. Much like the original Robocop, for example. A hokey name. A hokey concept. But man what a masterpiece that movie is, even by today's standards. The entire crew gave it everything they had to ensure that movie wouldn't be seen as a joke. Learn this and learn it fast young yoda.

Vor 16 Tage
Timmy The Pinky
Timmy The Pinky

@Clint Oruss they weren't. there is no proof to support the notion of them being cold blooded

Vor 21 Tag
Clint Oruss
Clint Oruss

@caramel yes they were

Vor 21 Tag
Retro Rube
Retro Rube

I watched the first 5 minutes, saw Pratt chasing a Parasaurolophus on horse back, he then lassoed the thing, fell off his horse and wrapped the rope around a tree stump and was able to control it. I turned the movie off immediately, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen like a man could stop a 2-3 ton creature with a rope, his bare hands and a tree-stump. Talk about laying out how crap the movie was going to be in literally 5 minutes! The movies before it had already sealed it's fate for me, but that opening scene made it an easy call to just turn it off, no regrets! Watch JP, Only one worth watching and we all know it!

Vor 3 Tage
An0n7m0us P4nda
An0n7m0us P4nda

Love how you pronounce Beta Bee-Tuh since im so used to Bay-Duh here in the US

Vor 6 Tage
William Falck
William Falck

Today's movies are based on extremely forced situations without logic and realistic physics. The speed things move in King Kong vs Godzilla for example is just mindblowing. They're the size of skyscrapers and yet they fly through the air like a glove in the wind. The latest Jurassic World movies are just as believable as making a movie about a Tiger getting lose on the ship. However, the Tiger accidentally gets rabies, all doors are always open, and the ship's captain just disappears etc etc. It's just not a good movie plot unless you force all these extra dumb things onto it.

Vor Tag
Doctor Limpopo
Doctor Limpopo

Steve Jobs or Elon Musk figure? The second I saw him I thought "Tim Cook".

Vor 15 Stunden
Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

Love the part where Alan Grant meet's Chris Pratt's character and just goes "Hey I know you, you train raptors!" and then that's all the dialogue they really have together the whole movie. You can tell the screenwriters really wanted to create meaningful connections between all the main characters

Vor 5 Monate
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

@Carlos Fuenmayor Indeed.

Vor 4 Monate
Carlos Fuenmayor
Carlos Fuenmayor

Exactly right, the movie is almost three hours long and one would expect at least a little character development but there's just nothing there, the movie doesn't make any sense at all, great special effects, though.

Vor 5 Monate
Reyach Rai
Reyach Rai

Well they are in a dangerous burning jungle Full of big flesh eating dinosaurs what the fuck else you want them to do? Discuss paradoxes?

Vor 5 Monate
cindland
cindland

@Jordan Gutierrez, Haha, I thought about that too. But honestly, if these characters were to sit around and have a kumbaya moment, that would bring even more criticism because it would’ve had to happen while the island was crumbling around them. DUH. If they did it after, that just would not have wrung true either. Because they don’t have any real world ties to each other. Clare is now a “green peace” style rescuer but her background is business marketing. Owen was a renegade from the get go. Was Owen supposed to hang out in the scientists’ academic think tank environment at the end to prove how he measures up to them? That’s totally opposite of his character. He’s the loner who balks against that kind of thing. It’s right to see them back in their wilderness cabin. *MAJOR goof* though is these guys are wearing the same clothes they started out in the woods at the beginning when they return home. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Vor 5 Monate
Olly the Revenant
Olly the Revenant

@Emuman09 and it’s all the fault of the people who think they could coexist with them

Vor 5 Monate
Christian Butlin
Christian Butlin

I was shocked that Tim Cook would allow his likeness to be used as a villain 😂

Vor 4 Monate
MrYfrank14
MrYfrank14

Don't hold back, what did you really think about the movie?

Vor 14 Stunden
jay the wolf
jay the wolf

hurts my heart what has happened to Jurassic parks stuff.

Vor 4 Monate
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

@DRH Kleinert 💯💯. Perfect and accurate comparison

Vor Monat
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

Same here. It's just depressing

Vor Monat
DRH Kleinert
DRH Kleinert

Feels like other big things like Star Wars or Marvel when it slides down faster and faster by every new movie...till the cow is empty and leaved to die.

Vor Monat
Chase Davison
Chase Davison

I’ve tried watching it 3 times and the farthest I’ve gotten was 20 min

Vor Tag
HockeyGuy69
HockeyGuy69

I feel like Chris Pratt spends about 50% of these movies slowly backing up waiving his arms lmao

Vor 5 Monate
Jonah
Jonah

@Rayisgone01 I got you👍

Vor 5 Monate
Rayisgone01
Rayisgone01

@Jonah im just saying when it comes to raptors its always owen saving people

Vor 5 Monate
Jonah
Jonah

@Rayisgone01 🤣 Yep👍 I ran into one the other day and backed right the F up😉

Vor 5 Monate
Rayisgone01
Rayisgone01

Is that a bad thing? If it weren’t for that everyone that happens to run into a raptor would be dead

Vor 5 Monate
Hitarth Maru
Hitarth Maru

Jedi power

Vor 5 Monate
THE CRUSADER
THE CRUSADER

I quite enjoyed the first Jurassic world mobie, felt new, built a bit of nostalgia via the old park we saw, and the plot was pretty straightforward. The issue with the newest one for me was just the amount of crap happening all at once for no real plot point. The girl was the key, the baby raptor was…just there. The locusts, like he said, should have been given a greater emphasis, rather than just feeling like a back ground problem. To me, Dominion felt more like a feeble attempt at a nostalgia trip than anything. Granted, the motorcycle scene was awesome, and so was the creepiness of the Theirazinasoar (hope I spelled that right) also I did notice that the animation felt a bit choppy and odd at certain parts of the movie

Vor 3 Monate
ŠØŪP
ŠØŪP

It’s therizinosaur :)

Vor 3 Tage
T-Rex 2022
T-Rex 2022

I think they could've done a better job with the cgi, but i loved it

Vor 3 Monate
IceWing
IceWing

honestly i went to watch this movies with my friends and i think it was only an enjoyable experience for us cuz we went in expecting it to be bad so it didnt disappoint us and some of the things that happened was so absurd it was genuinely hilarious, i just remember one scene where some background dude got set on fire and it just focused on him for like 5 whole seconds while chaos was happening all around like it was some completely random dude not at all involved in the plot of that scene but it just focused on him on fire and i nearly wheezed my lungs out

Vor 2 Monate
Om Dahake
Om Dahake

Kinda happened with me I knew from the past movies that it was going to be bad with just how much they promised and also how bad their reviews were and also knew that it was just about some Dino fights so I just went there to see the Dino fights And cause my expectations were not that much it actually became hilarious and funny for me to see so much non sense going on in the film and I also enjoyed the Dino fights in the film even though they were so non sensical

Vor 2 Monate
Scatty Ork
Scatty Ork

You are absolutly wrong. The Jurassic Something Movies haven't been on a downward spiral since 215. They've been on a downward spiral since 1997.

Vor 20 Stunden
Tim Schwarze
Tim Schwarze

'When your cast is more bloated than Steven Seagal's corporeal form' That line is absolute gold, Drinker!

Vor 3 Monate
Scott Ricci
Scott Ricci

Pratt puts his hand up everytime he encountered a Dino, like it was a universal handsign that all of them understood. Even Grant tries it out. Bullshit!

Vor 5 Monate
ANDROLOMA
ANDROLOMA

More like pure embarrassing.

Vor 2 Monate
Jay Say
Jay Say

it is tho, even the flash does it to make superman hesitate in that dumpster fire DC movie Justice League.

Vor 2 Monate
Matt Rowland
Matt Rowland

​​@Wesley The Indominus Rex was killed two movies ago. That was the only one they had. Every dinosaur in this film was real - not a hybrid. That dinosaur you're referring to was the Gigantiasaurus.

Vor 3 Monate
xthatwhiteguyx
xthatwhiteguyx

😐🤚

Vor 3 Monate
Wesley
Wesley

I remember watching this with my brother and cousins and the entire time I was just waiting for it to be over with, I knew it would suck but wanted to try movie going one last time. What really sealed the deal was the scene where the indominus rex a supposedly super intelligent bio engineered dinosaur capable of advanced thinking struggles to catch his quarry while dancing around an upside down car.. it was such a stupid scene and genuinely irritated me, it was so dumb how this colossal apex predator was just listlessly prancing around struggling to catch his prey it was absolutely pathetic and screamed plot armor, had a real bipedal carnivore rooted in reality been there, it would of had no issue stomping on them and snatching up its weaker prey in its jaws without hesitation.. it quickly became the worlds most incompetent predator even though the indominus rex was spouted as a highly intelligent and efficient killer just apparently not against human protagonists.. bleghhh

Vor 3 Monate
KasuMa
KasuMa

during the entire thing I was either sighing or laughing out loud at how dumb everything was

Vor 3 Monate
Sam Brown
Sam Brown

My favourite part is when BD Wong explains to the clone that her mother died from a rare disease. She discovered she had it AFTER the clone was born. But the clone was genetically altered to not have this specific, singular, rare disease. That the mother didn't even know she had. What are the chances of that! BD Wong barely takes a breath between "she discovered it after you were born" and "she made sure you didn't have it before you were born". Same scene, same sentence. Who the fuck wrote that garbage?

Vor 15 Tage
G G
G G

Think I’d rather watch the movie than listen to this Scottish drone and repeat scenes for 15 f ing minutes.

Vor 5 Tage
Charles Mouse
Charles Mouse

I was full of excitement going in the cinema for the 2015 film... that rapidly evaporated after the first big opener - unlikable characters in an idiotic story that had no heart... ...I might have seen the follow-ups all the same had they been better films, but true to today's Hollywood everything I heard and watched warned me the spiral was only going to be down - greased with everything I've come to hate about modern cinema. If I want stupid in my dinosaur films there are plenty to choose from made in the 50's & 60's. All far more enjoyable than the 'new' Jurassic Park films.

Vor 2 Monate
mlortiz06
mlortiz06

Thank you for actually explaining how bad/trash this movie is.

Vor 3 Monate
James
James

Kind of seems like the writers watched infinity war and endgame, and said “wow, so many characters and plot lines! Yeah, we can do that kind of thing.” Then stuffed a bunch of unnecessary bullshit into what I assume is just a standard feature length movie.

Vor 2 Monate
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

This is soooo accurate

Vor 2 Monate
The Bearded
The Bearded

I just watched it, and i can honestly say i have never been actually angry at how bad a movie can be. I couldnt even watch it in normal pace, but had to 5 sec skip constantly to not get a brain hemorrage. I thought it might be ok but this is just soooooooo fucking bad. Its worse than bad. its a fucking crime to create something like this. 10 plots, animals that apparently can understand human language while also being completely mindless beasts, evil corporations that should have an army coming down on them not have undercover old paleontologists sneak around, and ''we can mind control the dinos''. What in the actual fuck!

Vor 2 Monate
Oliver Branch
Oliver Branch

Yeah but apart from that was it OK?

Vor 3 Tage
The Fan Without a Face
The Fan Without a Face

Also you gotta love how Maisy the character that was just "The Clone Kid" from the last movie is suddenly the most important fucking thing in this franchise. Yup, apparently her mom not only cracked human cloning, along with asexual reproduction for humans, but was apparently smarter than anyone else in Jurassic Park and has been around since the beginning of the story....I had to resist the urge to slam my head against a wall when they got into that. It was like Rey Skywalker all over again.

Vor 5 Monate
Gamemediafan 17
Gamemediafan 17

@Jotaro Kujo The writers of Jurrasic world 1 (one of which was the director of that movie and Dominion) wrote Jurrasic world fallen kingdom. Colin Treverrow didn't direct Fallen Kingdom but he had control over it.

Vor 5 Monate
Kuhan Block
Kuhan Block

@Winged Yaga yeah they really messed up the timeline. So kid Charlotte had this crazy idea to clone herself in the 80s and that's why Hammond and Lockwood's friendship fell through? Hammond died in 98 shortly after Lost World

Vor 5 Monate
Left on Ice
Left on Ice

@Lady of Noxus exactly 😢

Vor 5 Monate
Jotaro Kujo
Jotaro Kujo

The Jurassic World trilogy is just like the Star Wars sequels. First movie: An okay nostalgia fest. Second movie: Different director comes in, retcons everything and manages to not only make a horrible film but ruin the ones before it. Third movie: Director from the first one comes back and tries to tie all loose ends up, but everything, absolutely everything, falls apart as the movie progresses.

Vor 5 Monate
Lady of Noxus
Lady of Noxus

@Left on Ice it really is lol at least with JP 3 I was entertained by the murderous spino lol and oh who can forget Cooper. He will be missed 😢 xD

Vor 5 Monate
2142 Fitchy
2142 Fitchy

That therizino scene was so amazing that it felt out of place in the film

Vor 3 Monate
Jeuro38
Jeuro38

100% Felt like they made it for a trailer and then shoehorned it into the film by forcing all the plane ejection BS

Vor Monat
Andrew Reil
Andrew Reil

Whose ready for time travel in the next one?

Vor 17 Stunden
robin turner
robin turner

No after all I can’t give Disney another chance. ‘ fool me twice ‘

Vor 6 Tage
Kuna
Kuna

I don’t think you can say the r word like that

Vor 3 Tage
Go away I have comments to make
Go away I have comments to make

I love how Dr Wu is basically the background villain of the entire franchise but somehow survives everything and quietly profits the whole time.

Vor 5 Monate
Chase Hedges67
Chase Hedges67

💯💯💯

Vor 5 Monate
Nom
Nom

@Ethan Rankins are you offended by the truth?

Vor 5 Monate
GullWing Storm
GullWing Storm

@GOJI (Moved Channel) I’m not American, brainiac.

Vor 5 Monate
Cosmic Treason
Cosmic Treason

It’s accidental metacommentary on Anthony Fauci

Vor 5 Monate
GullWing Storm
GullWing Storm

@Ethan Rankins This is social media. 🤡

Vor 5 Monate
DRH Kleinert
DRH Kleinert

The toughest and hardest horror of this movie is to see how old Neill, Goldblum and Dern are and to realise that the first JP is nearly 30 yrs ago...and to realise how old i am now.

Vor Monat
M KS
M KS

I watched this movie last night and I thought it was pretty good. As illogical as the others but I never watched them for their scientific accuracy.

Vor 3 Monate
Additive
Additive

As an aircraft Enthusiast I can say that you're absolutely correct. There is no point to having an injection seat in that aircraft. If you have the time to switch seats then you'd have the time to just bail out like they used to back in the day. Why spend thousands of dollars to install a damn near useless injection seat instead of just getting enough emergency parachutes for all the seats? It makes absolutely no sense!

Vor 3 Monate
Gregory Moore
Gregory Moore

When your plane is that sturdy and you can crash it without killing or hurting yourself, there's no need to bail out anyway.

Vor 3 Monate
Kiyoko
Kiyoko

Yeah, I agree. I felt like "so... this is it?" when it had ended. First Jurassic World was good, second was still okay and had it's moments. But the third is just not flying for me. :/ and it made me sad. I expected something better and... less confusing like.. getting the escaped Dinos under control and the thing with the killer grasshoppers would have been enough plot. They could have worked something out of that nicely. Yet every two minutes another sub-plot line opened up and at one point I lost count - and track of what was the main goal here. It felt like all they did was stuff as many different dinos and character into it as possible, shake it real good and see what falls out... then use everything (as you said). I am sure fans could line out a better scenario for this movie and maybe would even do it for free. In other words: Sadly I have to say Jurassic World 3 was a disaster. *sigh* Watchable, at best. And that only if you do not think about stuff too much.

Vor Monat

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