Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Penguins, Popeyes’ Chicken Sandwich

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    There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about black Batman.
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dAfoodie101
dAfoodie101

the prom shoutout 👏🏽

Vor 5 Monate
Ross Sauce
Ross Sauce

Stop it with the Good RX commercials

Vor 5 Monate
Star Dream
Star Dream

Sorry these jokes are real bad

Vor 5 Monate
Mi Mm Ma
Mi Mm Ma

my hometown pdx news nbc

Vor 6 Monate
PutinWithAnimals
PutinWithAnimals

Seth should've learned by now that black women and lesbians are liars

Vor 6 Monate
Isabel Magnolia
Isabel Magnolia

These jokes where great but the audience either didn’t get them or it was my heard properly. 😆

Vor 6 Monate
Penguinator
Penguinator

It's been a bloody month where's the next one?

Vor 7 Monate
noy sho
noy sho

That "lesbians commit quickly" thing is for real, story time? I went on one date with a girl. It didn't go well. Ran into her again. Started talking. Told her last time I rejected her because I was in love with someone I'm over now. The next day she apologized for friend zoning me after calling me bro the asked to see the ring I wore and then to "put it back on my finger like in the movies". Lesbians commit quickly.

Vor 7 Monate
Ajax
Ajax

Pretty sure Seth could tell all the jokes...

Vor 7 Monate
Sophia Flagg
Sophia Flagg

12 Years A Squirrel ☠☠☠☠☠☠

Vor 7 Monate
Tony Yarusso
Tony Yarusso

One of these days Seth should learn how to use “comprise”.

Vor 7 Monate
Kurt N
Kurt N

It's all in the delivery. Sure the writers are important but if they can't deliver then the jokes will go over like lead balloons, and they did. "Jokes Seth Can't Tell ...(because they're lame...)"

Vor 7 Monate
Daniela Garcia
Daniela Garcia

I love this segment so much!! Bingewatching right now 😂

Vor 8 Monate
Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

This is a stupid segment... please change "seth can't tell a joke" to something else please.

Vor 8 Monate
C H
C H

I need more of the segments in my life!

Vor 8 Monate
Blu Wolfe
Blu Wolfe

Black Batman killed me

Vor 8 Monate
starlight1314
starlight1314

they are so goofy and adorable, i love them so much

Vor 8 Monate
NotGonnaHappenDude
NotGonnaHappenDude

What did they mean by the hands free lesbian joke? I don't get it

Vor 8 Monate
HafsteinnH
HafsteinnH

Amber could play annie!

Vor 8 Monate
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname

Wu-Tang is for the orphaned children

Vor 8 Monate
sonorasgirl
sonorasgirl

This is definitely my favorite segment on this show...I love how uncomfortable everyone is except Amber and Jennie - s’nice yo see the roles reversed 😂

Vor 8 Monate
billy smith
billy smith

I never get tired of this bit. They all have such amazing timing and delivery. So charming.

Vor 8 Monate
Séverine Godet
Séverine Godet

Screaming doesn't make it more funny guys...

Vor 8 Monate
Ash Fana
Ash Fana

More misses than hits - but Amber is so cute.

Vor 8 Monate
Marina Ferreira
Marina Ferreira

The best talk show out there Hands down

Vor 8 Monate
ohsnapiam59
ohsnapiam59

Sorry most of those jokes were kinda lame. But the 'spicy bun' one was funny.

Vor 8 Monate
MrFantocan
MrFantocan

I usually like this segment, but this was very weak, felt forced...

Vor 8 Monate
Maddie Kerr
Maddie Kerr

Best segment ever!!! (Also, @ the woman who went “woooo” when Jenny said “And I’m gay”, literally marry me.)

Vor 8 Monate
noname justus
noname justus

Ugh this is my favorite segment!!

Vor 8 Monate
MaxineAndrew
MaxineAndrew

Love the bit! Amber's hair is awesome :3

Vor 8 Monate
K S
K S

NBC - please move him to Fallon's time slot. Seth is a gem.

Vor 8 Monate
Charles Kilgore
Charles Kilgore

The stunned silence from the audience after the "Lesbians commit so quickly" montage was the funniest thing about this month's installment 😂😂😂

Vor 8 Monate
Lawrence Cole
Lawrence Cole

1:59 omg I love her, I too often don't think of the consequences. After mine own heart, awe. =D And apparently I'm also part lesbian.

Vor 8 Monate
Aleksandra
Aleksandra

I’m so happy for Amber but nostalgia hits me hard thinking this might have been the last segment of Jokes Seth Can’t Tell 😭❤️

Vor 8 Monate
Charlie Salzman
Charlie Salzman

Just here to say I heard AMBER IS GETTING HER OWN and I’m like............... WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone is reading my comments

Vor 8 Monate
William Phillips
William Phillips

Jokes about slavery would be funny if you quit acting like America did it all. First off no American ships ever delivered slaves, they were Dutch trading ships. Second black tribes in Africa purposely helped them steal the men and women so they could take over the tribe and have more land. Third blacks got rid of their own and then had no one to help them defend. When you think about it that way, America as a purchaser doesn’t seem so bad when you realize the blood others spilt to start the industry in America

Vor 8 Monate
D. McElroy
D. McElroy

William PhillipsIt’s not so much about slavery it’s more about the systemic racism that America continues to apply for it comes to black people and all people of color. Also if you kind a notice America has always had a slave class whether it wants to admit it or not. Do some history on America from its beginning to around Jim Crow.

Vor 8 Monate
William Phillips
William Phillips

If white people cant handle spice and you think blacks can then watch hot ones with Sean Evans and watch how all the blacks people sweat and fall apart and most of the whites just sit through it

Vor 8 Monate
Larry Russell
Larry Russell

That little skit was cute like you Seth✨

Vor 8 Monate
R. Jones
R. Jones

When do the jokes start?

Vor 8 Monate
cheeseonyomama
cheeseonyomama

A) Idk why but I don't find this funny B) why couldn't Seth tell the "Popeyes chicken sandwich bun too spicy for white people?" joke? He's white. If anything, the fact that a black person is saying can seem offensive Liberal pandering. You take the bad with the good I guess

Vor 8 Monate
John Y Yaussi
John Y Yaussi

SNL needs to come calling for these women.

Vor 8 Monate
magick_NRG
magick_NRG

I love this segment

Vor 8 Monate
NfamousK Games
NfamousK Games

Please never stop this segment 😂

Vor 8 Monate
Tash Hashimi
Tash Hashimi

Seth’s joke was pretty funny & second best was Batman WuTang joke

Vor 8 Monate
Rick-Paul Meier
Rick-Paul Meier

This is the worst segment they consistently run. Anyone can say any joke about anything. Some will always laugh and some will always be offended. Who cares?

Vor 8 Monate
David Linx
David Linx

Woaw! Not funny at all this time even though I usually love them

Vor 8 Monate
nekkis8989
nekkis8989

That was painfull

Vor 8 Monate
C Sparrow
C Sparrow

I live for these. Do it more often!

Vor 8 Monate
Derrick Gordon
Derrick Gordon

I loved this and laughed alot

Vor 8 Monate
Rufasa 37
Rufasa 37

The black girl sucked. Can only make racist remarks about whites and calls it comedy

Vor 8 Monate
suzawilo
suzawilo

I love this segment 😊❤️😊

Vor 8 Monate
felixvelariusbos
felixvelariusbos

1:50 That audience does not know what a beard is. 😁 (My beard's name was Ian.)

Vor 8 Monate
Berto Andon
Berto Andon

Thanks but I’m ashamed to admit that I only just got the joke.

Vor 8 Monate
Jessie Hudgens
Jessie Hudgens

this segment is my absolute favorite part of this show

Vor 8 Monate
Carlyne Sainphor
Carlyne Sainphor

Don't worry Seth we love you and have heard of you.

Vor 8 Monate
Megan Dolezal
Megan Dolezal

Amber and Jenny should have their own show! I love them!

Vor 8 Monate
Wolfe Tone
Wolfe Tone

Get Amber behind the desk for a week. Then end with a segment called "jokes Seth *can* tell"

Vor 8 Monate
Victoria11T
Victoria11T

These ladies are hilarious! And the middle one is pretty hot. ;)

Vor 8 Monate
Kevin Reardon
Kevin Reardon

I just love this routine.

Vor 8 Monate
E K Daufin
E K Daufin

12 Years a squirrel 🤣

Vor 8 Monate
E K Daufin
E K Daufin

About the bun!

Vor 8 Monate
Daniela Chamorro
Daniela Chamorro

The beard joke 😂

Vor 8 Monate
Trinidad The Island Man
Trinidad The Island Man

Not the funniest segment this time around. Instead of 12 years a slave, you could call this segment 3 commentators of shame. 😅

Vor 8 Monate
darcanjel7
darcanjel7

Robin is actually Black Batman's son who he only get to fight crime with every other weekend. Ooooooooooooh!!!

Vor 8 Monate
darcanjel7
darcanjel7

Black Batman wants to bang every Catwoman except the black one. Oooooooooohh!!!!!

Vor 8 Monate
darcanjel7
darcanjel7

Black Batman got his start and his fortune when his dad was shot over a winning lottery ticket. Ooooooooooooh!!!

Vor 8 Monate
darcanjel7
darcanjel7

At least Black Batman will be extra harder to see at night. Oooooooooooohhhh!!!!!

Vor 8 Monate
Cory Mck
Cory Mck

This is cute. Thanks for this.

Vor 8 Monate
gpc_4
gpc_4

It never ends well.

Vor 8 Monate
Barbara Miller
Barbara Miller

A great laugh all around. Great job guys.

Vor 8 Monate
Gez
Gez

Kind of want a t shirt that says “Black women and lesbians are liars” but worried 99% of people will not get the reference and think I’m a racist homophobe. Or homophobic racist. Whatever works for you

Vor 8 Monate
Lars M
Lars M

"slave" 2019.. lol

Vor 8 Monate
Mr. 'Phet
Mr. 'Phet

Jenny, are you SURE that you are gay? 😭🥰

Vor 8 Monate
Srithor
Srithor

Yeah, except Seth can tell all of those jokes, because we are all equal. Or aren't we?

Vor 8 Monate
Kevin Gibbs
Kevin Gibbs

This is my favorite thing on Youtube!!!!

Vor 8 Monate
Omry Hananya
Omry Hananya

Sorry, why can't Seth tell a joke whose punchline is "that's too spicy, said white people about the bun" I mean, it's a joke about white people, if anything Amber shouldn't tell it? It's stupid anyway

Vor 8 Monate
Frederick Fokker
Frederick Fokker

This is the best segment on late night TV. Also...tell Amber I said, "Hey girl!"

Vor 8 Monate
MammomaxIncarnate
MammomaxIncarnate

2:38 please turn this into an ongoing bit or a new segment. That's some good material we need more of

Vor 8 Monate
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Rocking blouse, Amber!

Vor 8 Monate
Dee Cohen
Dee Cohen

I love this segment

Vor 8 Monate
grouch314
grouch314

The pushed up sleeves on a leather jacket is a real gay look

Vor 8 Monate

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