Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Penguins, Popeyes’ Chicken Sandwich

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    There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about black Batman.
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noy sho
noy sho

That "lesbians commit quickly" thing is for real, story time? I went on one date with a girl. It didn't go well. Ran into her again. Started talking. Told her last time I rejected her because I was in love with someone I'm over now. The next day she apologized for friend zoning me after calling me bro the asked to see the ring I wore and then to "put it back on my finger like in the movies". Lesbians commit quickly.

Vor 21 Stunde
Ajax
Ajax

Pretty sure Seth could tell all the jokes...

Vor 3 Tage
Sophia Flagg
Sophia Flagg

12 Years A Squirrel ☠☠☠☠☠☠

Vor 6 Tage
Tony Yarusso
Tony Yarusso

One of these days Seth should learn how to use “comprise”.

Vor 7 Tage
Kurt N
Kurt N

It's all in the delivery. Sure the writers are important but if they can't deliver then the jokes will go over like lead balloons, and they did. "Jokes Seth Can't Tell ...(because they're lame...)"

Vor 10 Tage
Daniela Garcia
Daniela Garcia

I love this segment so much!! Bingewatching right now 😂

Vor 14 Tage
Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

This is a stupid segment... please change "seth can't tell a joke" to something else please.

Vor 18 Tage
C H
C H

I need more of the segments in my life!

Vor 19 Tage
Blu Wolfe
Blu Wolfe

Black Batman killed me

Vor 19 Tage
starlight1314
starlight1314

they are so goofy and adorable, i love them so much

Vor 21 Tag
NotGonnaHappenDude
NotGonnaHappenDude

What did they mean by the hands free lesbian joke? I don't get it

Vor 22 Tage
HafsteinnH
HafsteinnH

Amber could play annie!

Vor 24 Tage
Coffee And A Book
Coffee And A Book

Wu-Tang is for the orphaned children

Vor 25 Tage
DIESEL0759
DIESEL0759

Poor Seth...he always falls for the same gag.."Oh, it'll be ok, Seth!!" "Go for it, Seth!!" You gotta feel sorry for the poor guy!! Taken in by those evil black and gay women! Just no good, I tell ya...

Vor 25 Tage
sonorasgirl
sonorasgirl

This is definitely my favorite segment on this show...I love how uncomfortable everyone is except Amber and Jennie - s’nice yo see the roles reversed 😂

Vor 25 Tage
billy smith
billy smith

I never get tired of this bit. They all have such amazing timing and delivery. So charming.

Vor 26 Tage
Séverine Godet
Séverine Godet

Screaming doesn't make it more funny guys...

Vor 26 Tage
Ash Fana
Ash Fana

More misses than hits - but Amber is so cute.

Vor 27 Tage
Marina Ferreira
Marina Ferreira

The best talk show out there Hands down

Vor 27 Tage
ohsnapiam59
ohsnapiam59

Sorry most of those jokes were kinda lame. But the 'spicy bun' one was funny.

Vor 28 Tage
MrFantocan
MrFantocan

I usually like this segment, but this was very weak, felt forced...

Vor 28 Tage
Maddie Kerr
Maddie Kerr

Best segment ever!!! (Also, @ the woman who went “woooo” when Jenny said “And I’m gay”, literally marry me.)

Vor 28 Tage
noname justus
noname justus

Ugh this is my favorite segment!!

Vor 29 Tage
MaxineAndrew
MaxineAndrew

Love the bit! Amber's hair is awesome :3

Vor Monat
K S
K S

NBC - please move him to Fallon's time slot. Seth is a gem.

Vor Monat
Charles Kilgore
Charles Kilgore

The stunned silence from the audience after the "Lesbians commit so quickly" montage was the funniest thing about this month's installment 😂😂😂

Vor Monat
Lawrence Cole
Lawrence Cole

1:59 omg I love her, I too often don't think of the consequences. After mine own heart, awe. =D And apparently I'm also part lesbian.

Vor Monat
Alex PL
Alex PL

I’m so happy for Amber but nostalgia hits me hard thinking this might have been the last segment of Jokes Seth Can’t Tell 😭❤️

Vor Monat
Charlie Salzman
Charlie Salzman

Just here to say I heard AMBER IS GETTING HER OWN and I’m like............... WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone is reading my comments

Vor Monat
William Phillips
William Phillips

Jokes about slavery would be funny if you quit acting like America did it all. First off no American ships ever delivered slaves, they were Dutch trading ships. Second black tribes in Africa purposely helped them steal the men and women so they could take over the tribe and have more land. Third blacks got rid of their own and then had no one to help them defend. When you think about it that way, America as a purchaser doesn’t seem so bad when you realize the blood others spilt to start the industry in America

Vor Monat
D. McElroy
D. McElroy

William PhillipsIt’s not so much about slavery it’s more about the systemic racism that America continues to apply for it comes to black people and all people of color. Also if you kind a notice America has always had a slave class whether it wants to admit it or not. Do some history on America from its beginning to around Jim Crow.

Vor 23 Tage
William Phillips
William Phillips

If white people cant handle spice and you think blacks can then watch hot ones with Sean Evans and watch how all the blacks people sweat and fall apart and most of the whites just sit through it

Vor Monat
Larry Russell
Larry Russell

That little skit was cute like you Seth✨

Vor Monat
R. Jones
R. Jones

When do the jokes start?

Vor Monat
cheeseonyomama
cheeseonyomama

A) Idk why but I don't find this funny B) why couldn't Seth tell the "Popeyes chicken sandwich bun too spicy for white people?" joke? He's white. If anything, the fact that a black person is saying can seem offensive Liberal pandering. You take the bad with the good I guess

Vor Monat
John Y Yaussi
John Y Yaussi

SNL needs to come calling for these women.

Vor Monat
magick_NRG
magick_NRG

I love this segment

Vor Monat
NfamousK Games
NfamousK Games

Please never stop this segment 😂

Vor Monat
Tash Hashimi
Tash Hashimi

Seth’s joke was pretty funny & second best was Batman WuTang joke

Vor Monat
Rick-Paul Meier
Rick-Paul Meier

This is the worst segment they consistently run. Anyone can say any joke about anything. Some will always laugh and some will always be offended. Who cares?

Vor Monat
David Linx
David Linx

Woaw! Not funny at all this time even though I usually love them

Vor Monat
nekkis8989
nekkis8989

That was painfull

Vor Monat
RedBear535
RedBear535

I live for these. Do it more often!

Vor Monat
Derrick Gordon
Derrick Gordon

I loved this and laughed alot

Vor Monat
Rufasa 37
Rufasa 37

The black girl sucked. Can only make racist remarks about whites and calls it comedy

Vor Monat
suzawilo
suzawilo

I love this segment 😊❤️😊

Vor Monat
felixvelariusbos
felixvelariusbos

1:50 That audience does not know what a beard is. 😁 (My beard's name was Ian.)

Vor Monat
Berto Andon
Berto Andon

Thanks but I’m ashamed to admit that I only just got the joke.

Vor Monat
Jessie Hudgens
Jessie Hudgens

this segment is my absolute favorite part of this show

Vor Monat
Carlyne Sainphor
Carlyne Sainphor

Don't worry Seth we love you and have heard of you.

Vor Monat
Megan Dolezal
Megan Dolezal

Amber and Jenny should have their own show! I love them!

Vor Monat
Wolfe Tone
Wolfe Tone

Get Amber behind the desk for a week. Then end with a segment called "jokes Seth *can* tell"

Vor Monat
Victoria11T
Victoria11T

These ladies are hilarious! And the middle one is pretty hot. ;)

Vor Monat
Kevin Reardon
Kevin Reardon

I just love this routine.

Vor Monat
E K Daufin
E K Daufin

12 Years a squirrel 🤣

Vor Monat
E K Daufin
E K Daufin

About the bun!

Vor Monat
Daniela Chamorro
Daniela Chamorro

The beard joke 😂

Vor Monat
Trinidad The Island Man
Trinidad The Island Man

Not the funniest segment this time around. Instead of 12 years a slave, you could call this segment 3 commentators of shame. 😅

Vor Monat
darcanjel7
darcanjel7

Robin is actually Black Batman's son who he only get to fight crime with every other weekend. Ooooooooooooh!!!

Vor Monat
darcanjel7
darcanjel7

Black Batman wants to bang every Catwoman except the black one. Oooooooooohh!!!!!

Vor Monat
darcanjel7
darcanjel7

Black Batman got his start and his fortune when his dad was shot over a winning lottery ticket. Ooooooooooooh!!!

Vor Monat
darcanjel7
darcanjel7

At least Black Batman will be extra harder to see at night. Oooooooooooohhhh!!!!!

Vor Monat

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