This clip is 10x funnier at 0.5x playback speed 😂😂

Same here.

Thanks Lol.. it does indeed 🤣🤣🤣

@¿ A R Ø R ?yes, I can agree with that

2x playback speed 😂 😂 *

I actually GAINED more respect for him through this trial.

I'm actually in Amber's side

Ditto

Every sane person did

Fax it takes a lot to get up there and speak your truth on a national level and actually be believed

I loved his comment “My children are far more intelligent than I am, they refused to be around her.” Humbly complimenting his children and subtly insulting Herd at the same time and I am living for it!!

@Coral It is true. I always blamed my best friend for allowing that to happen and for his partner to destroy our friendship. Johnny Depp's trial made me open my eyes to the difficult situation that men abused by their female partners live in and I feel very guilty.

@Vega Wan I was thinking the same.

That really was such a very human response that said so much about the whole case at the same time.

Yes

@Coral sometimes it's so hard to get away that you just physically mentally emotionally can't and it sucks and sometimes the family just keeps encouraging them to keep doing the abuse in the family wants the person to stay with and abuse her so there's no way out at all sometimes we have to think about if there was a way out whom they have taken it without major consequences

Mr Depp is even funnier in real life court dramas than Pirates movies. He's cracking me up !

He is tho

That’s absolutely the truth! I could watch him all day just being himself and sparing with the court jesters aka AH and her lawyers 😂 Johnny outwits them every time!

agree completely

😅🤣😂

He Adlibed in Pirets...he basically wrote it

“You cannot always be right, you should try being wrong sometime because you might learn something” -Johnny Depp. 👏🏼

I love it! He was right, she is always right, she never have made a mistake in her …. life!

@Slyguy threeonetwonine Yes lol

Yea Goddamn.......I'm afraid I've been wrong about JD for almost 40 years.💀

In some ways I relate to him. He has that whole, “Do no harm, but take no shit” kind of spirit that I fully encompass myself. Johnny Depp is an absolute icon and must be protected at all costs.

JD took shit from turd for too long before breaking free of her....he should have left her at the first mishap..he gave her too many chances, 7 million dollars settlement and still she wouldn't go away...

That's a great way of putting his attitude.

I agree 100 percent

Same! I love him so much 😅 he’s a gemini sun leo rising and I’m a leo sun gemini rising so I definitely relate to him a lot 😂

Johnny Depp is the only person I’ve ever seen that doesn’t take any shit in the most calm and chill demeanor possible lol

His attorneys trained him because they knew Rottenborn was going to try to make him snap and he failed 😂

Gemini energy 😂

He's been chill since long before he met her.

Possibly gained this experience from living with Ms Heard...

He's smart, he's humble and yet fascinating- I've not watched all the Pirates films but will watch anything Johnny Depp from now on. I love him and his humour - he makes her legal team look ridiculous

"Edward Scissorhands" and "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"!!!

Thanks everybody... this is all on my to do list for 2022 and I am really looking forward to it 😊

I’ve always loved his energy! I love geminis they’re the best 🥰

Dark shadows and Alice in Wonderland are very cool too...

I highly recommend _Benny & Joon_ for your JD Marathon!

I love how he told Amber "You'll never see my eyes again" and he kept his word through the entire process, not looking at her at all

@PQTUS 45 same there are enough better men right

@The art of diving I have never seen a beautiful woman be so ugly on the outside and inside. The world is full of beautiful women, that is no reason to stay in a nightmare.

@PQTUS 45 she is beutiful after all

She sure tried and taunted him. I have to say I am sicking of looking at her, I do not know how he stayed w/this woman for so many years. What a nightmare.

@Sheeza Nishimiya He might go blind if that happened.

This is more entertaining than any movie she’s ever appeared in

​@vminkook is life sme I thought she was redhead

@Riesen Glied all I know is she was in Pineapple Express and I barely remember her role honestly 💀

This whole trial felt like a movie

Except Pineapple Express

He has the patience of a Saint and a wonderful sense of humour.

@Heni Gömöri Oh your right good point mate!

Ikr love him

@Liya Club find a father

I like the fact that Heard's lawyer asked the same question not just twice, but 4 times and JD was just "Yes, for the fourth time, yes."

His smile at that point was .. priceless

I'm laughing so hard at this point 😂

Johnny in lowkey voice: "Is that the same one I signed three times before? " 🤣😂

"My children are far more intelligent than me, they refused to be around her" Amber just got BURNT.

The fact that even the judges can't hold themselves from laughing from Amber's calms......🤣

“We’re trying to save the courts time” so answer questions with literally yes or no ? He can’t defend himself or talk ? That’s what court is for, ambers lawyers are ridiculous

Yet he asks him if he signed a document 4 times! Lmao

Their method of questioning the witnesses seemed to be to wear them down by repeating the same annoying questions over and over in the hopes of them making mistakes caused by boredom and fatique.

I followed the trial and apparently you aren't really supposed to elaborate when questioned by the opposing side but his own laywers can redirect him afterwards and give him the time to explain his previous (short) replies.

@Bruno Charron exactly!

"You cannot always be right. You should try being wrong sometimes because you might learn something" great quote

Next time I have a fight with my SO i will try this lol

I can't wait to use this in my next argument with my husband lol

And Ambeard took it seriously...

Yeah, the guy who said it 100 years before Johnny Depp thought so too.

the thing is, no one from those who supports him ever said he's perfect or is a saint that can't do no wrong. no. we all acknowledge that he has his flaws, he made bad choices, and is far from being a saint. but what we do see too, is that he have (and always will) such a big heart, humble, ready to learn and redo things correctly whenever he can, and never will step on anybody to be selfish. it's not just his fans from his career who believes him, real victims of abuse see him for who he is and stand by him. you can't fake that.

Great comment and so true.

what the hell does being a saint have to do with any of this?

Exactly! We all have our good and our bad but at least he acknowledges instead of playing innocent like amber who can never admit her faults and only wants to be see as this pretty nice lady who does no wrong

It’s extremely rare that the internet unanimously agrees on anything. I love how we all came together to speak out against Amber Heard and all of her lies.

"Oh joy" I love the judge in this case. Even she knows that this isn't a good case for Amber and yet she still shows no bias in at that point I would have if I was the judge. Round of applause to her

I laughed so hard..he is so precious. With the amount of pressure he was under, still, he managed it with his own unique personality without blaming anyone randomly but logically explaining. so much to learn from him, especially how to stand for yourself and still can be humble yet defend yourself if needed.

For a father to openly admit his own children are more intelligent than he is, rather than thinking he is always the wisest one in the family, tells you about the heart and character of Mr Depp.

I wish my father had realised that. He would have been a better father.

I was a dumb child. I cut all ties with my parents so that I could get adopted by an abusive foster parent.

Every father's wish is for their children to surpass them.

Facts

The fact he had to tell the lawyer four times that he signed the document is hilarious

@Oktay X oh okay thanks for the explanation

Acknowledging the question and answering exactly the same way the attorney wants it answered has a different psychological effect. They both know this and are fighting over it. Attorney is trying to get a straight yes so he can close the sale and Depp is not giving it to him. Heard tried to pull a similar shit with her pay vs pledge thing.

"is this the document that I've signed 3 times before" 😂 how did that not evoke laughter in the court! I found it so funny 😂

6:25 You cannot always be right, try to being wrong sometimes, because you might learn something --Johnny Depp

The “Sorry can you say that again” just wrecked the lawyer, I could feel his legs wobble

To think... this man is in yet another one of his most trying times of his life, and is *still* finding ways to make people laugh whether intentionally or not! And I love it!

@Fulltime Duddoo Scene I’m saying you’re getting too invested in this stuff

@Error 404 I don't even look at star charts. Just ask the person's date of birth and let them do their own thing...and I watch and observe... When someone tells me who they are thru their actions, I believe them...

@Fulltime Duddoo Scene someone’s been staring at a star chart for too long

I love the interactions between Depp and his team. So wholesome, they’re laughing and being nice. In contrast, Turd’s team is constantly passing notes, with the occasional cocky smirk from turd.

actually thank you Amber Turd for making us all realize what a gem of a person Johnny truly is

I really didn't care about this trial at all when it started, but I have this fascination with watching people just lie their asses off when nobody believes them, like in interrogations and stuff like that. So this became fascinating to me. Not because it's celebrities, but because Amber is just lying and lying and lying and nobody is buying it. Now I can't stop watching it! I thought she might exaggerated or bend the truth a little, but she's straight up the abuser trying to pin her crimes on her victim. 😮 That's low.

Her Lawyer: with respect, we're trying to respect court's time and jury's time.... Depp :I understand when you take 5 mins to look for a document 💥 Boom💥

Johnny's sense of humor is so obvious! He is trolling turd's lawyer so bad!! You don't do that if you are lying.

EXACTLY 💯

oh man, this lawyer isn't going to work anymore. What a show Depp is putting!

"for the 4th time, yes that is my signature."

The fact he still has patience with amber’s lawyers is just shocking I would of just kept interrupting him

Just a random thought, he propobly had to stay sober through this trail right?....if so...in a way, the trail helped his addiction more than Amber did x 100. Ahh I got nothing but love for this awesome human being, JOHNNY!

“Your cat has hands?” Lawyer smiles,thinking to himself “why am I not YOUR lawyer instead of this crazy lying narcissist??!!”

My foster parent locked me in my room to prevent me from going to college as punishment and her excuse for locking the door was to keep the cats from going in and out. So she too thought the cats had hands apparently.

When the accused is smarter than the accuser... Thank you Johnny! Keep being you, no matter how many foul people is trying to get you!

"You cannot always be right, you should try being wrong sometimes, because you might LEARN SOMETHING" - Jonny Depp Nice quote. I learnt something from you sir

I should try this line on my ex.

Well said Johnny. Well said. I learnt it too. Regards

highlight it!💡

I, as well! 👍👍💯

Me too

I still can’t believe Rottenborn had the audacity of schooling JD about Jury and Judge Time yet he asked him about the same signature 4 times 🤦‍♀️ !

exactly

Johnny is so sweet and such a gentle soul

This strange feeling when you living in Ukraine, every day reading and hearing news about war around you, but here just from the whole heart smiles cuz justice has won and my favorite pirate finally cleaned his name, and liar got what deserves. Something similar to the war after my window, hope with the same final. Justice is always won in the end. Bravo, Capt. Jack Sparrow!

Stay safe! praying for all of you!

Prayers from Tennessee in the United States 🙏

“He asked her what she would like… That‘s hearsay, I guess.” “He got it.” “I’m learning 😌” I love Johnny Depp

Can someone explain this joke to me please? I am German and can't really understand the meaning between the lines while I know what every word means

1:17

It is Funny too watch, better than reality shows these days

Lol respect

@SassyIsland the entire thing was an idea from his lawyers team, basically appear serious for most of it and then throw in a few funny moments about how ridiculous AH team looked. Keep in mind all of these clips were filmed over days. I saw a vid/podcast that had a guest who was in the courtroom, the jury were laughing and then they went ham on their asses

The fact she tells him that only she gets to take his boots off, in the way she did it, was not submissive, serving or caring. It was pure controll and gaslighting.

the way he’s so calm and chill about it is what makes it funnier 😂

honestly i love how chill johnny depp was. treating the whole case like a walk in the park while laughing his ass off.

I love how he understands a narcissistic disorder that someone has, my mum is a narcissist i deal with this kind of stuff everyday , and no one apart from my dad understands. So I’m glad theres someone out there that can also understand that kind of trait.

He has the skill of bringing people together....even in the most horrible of circumstances it seems

-a pirate -has the formidable power to bring people together -funny but kind asf

@Sidhant Bansal she has the skill make the Whole universe cancel her

Mihawk said

@Sidhant Bansal 💀 that one was violation

"You cannot always be right, u should try being wrong sometimes because you might learn something." What a fantastic advice !!!

His reactions had me laughing so hard If you know how to read his face ,you will see how funny he is🤣🤣🤣🤣

very well edited and organized. he came off so well in this whole thing and so did his lawyers, who knew exactly what was happening and what had happened, and all the legal ins and outs. her lawyers on the other hand seemed muddled and trying to catch witnesses in nitpicking little incidents. like they had no substance in their argument! how many times do you need to ask if he signed the document. they twisted their questions, but the witnesses were too smart. they asked the doorman about her different kinds if makeup - like he should know what base color or blush she used - over and over. it was ridiculous!! Johnny won. Yea!!!!! Americans came through on this one :) 🌷🌱

Love how Johnny cuts through all the lawyer’s BS and keeps a sense of humor while doing so.

“Is this the same document I signed three times before” KILLED ME.

Some documents are signed in more than one location so maybe it was in 4 parts.

😂😂😂

I mean he had me laughing my ass of at the second and third time then he goes For the 4th time yes🤣🤣🤣

​@Sebastian Wendl I think it did

I can't imagine the jury getting a jury duty letter in the mail, getting upset, and walking in to find out it was this case. One of the rare times jury duty isn't a bummer.

Dude. I would have loved to be a juror in this case. Would have been so epic, right?! Lmao

I honestly wish I could give Johnny a big hug and show him how much he is appreciated and loved. This woman is beyond disgusting and very much crazy. He has gone through so much and for her to put him in this situation is terrible and just shows what type of person she genuinely is. Johnny did not deserve this, I hope the rest of his life is peaceful he deserves it. Him asking Amber to hit him in the ear so she would stop and feel better, not even worrying about himself. Johnny deserves the best, this woman put him thru hell, she best get what she deserves.. #WELOVEYOUJOHNNY #JUSTICE4JOHNNY

Seriously though JD's team is so dang cute. I guess I've just gotten used to seeing them through watching this trial and their joyous reactions when things turn out more in their favor brightens my day. :D

I love how Johnny thinks of his fans as his extended family

HIM MAKING THE LAWYER REPEAT HIS DIRTY JOKE HAS ME CRYING 😂😂😂

The way AH’s team thought this is the Victorian era and a sext would be incriminating on its own right was hilarious 😂 Gorgeous sext btw, Mr Depp sure knows how to talk dirty

Frrrrr

@John Markarth 😂

@Tommylmit 🅥 if you are gonna be a bot at least spell his name correctly

To laugh and smile in a situation like this and making us laugh and smile with him. This man's Johnny Depp alright !! 💜

I always loved johnny depp as an actor I love him even more now lol

this dude is exact as he advertises himself to be, he's a big enough star that he doesn't need to fake anything, he's rich and old enough that he could just ride off into the sunset if he wanted to, he's here because he wants to be

I always loved Johnny but this trial made me love him so much more

What.you.felt.sorry.for.him.

Just love his witty, sarcastic responses. He is way more clever than any of the defendant's attorneys!

It comes natural when ur being honest and u have ppl trying to catch u in a lie.. It's just funny cause they story isn't gonna change no matter how they turn it around😂😂

Yea and Amber tried to do the same thing but it didn't work for her lol

true gemini man

@Bella damn it Bella!

https://youtu.be/ZnSZzExF58Y It's here finally!😉.

The ‘wasting the jury’s time’ Johnny: ‘I didn’t just spend 5 minutes looking for one document’ 😂😂

Something I haven't seen (myself) mentioned, Depp's children are kinda little heros. They refused to tolerate bad behavior, and they stayed out of the trial circus. ❤️ I know how hard that can be. But they knew what they seen was wrong and they knew they couldn't help by getting involved publicly. They held their ground. Well done on the family front.

I'm so happy Johnny got the justice he deserved!

Johnny Depp deserves an Oscar for the way he handled the whole court hearing. It was hilarious in some parts and I bet you those people partaking in the court room have never and shall never have a court hearing as interesting as the Depp v Heards.

He was desperate for help before this all came out. And clearly he's got his confidence over the situation now and it shows. Good on him 👏

What.revenge.you.mean

@Conan 312 Very true , but judging on how he conducts i wouldn't be surprised that at his age and the dramas he's had in his wild life I would like to think that he's reached a point in life that he can be satisfied going forward. This is a man that feels through life. Give him peace and he will take it if he knew how.

I agree. It's a shame that the damage has already been done to his career though. Disney made some really big decisions without even giving him a chance to defend himself and shed light on his side of the story and the truth in my opinion. I mean come on, Disney is going to write him off but they are going to continue to make money from him anyway. I really hope he gets some kind of justice.

https://youtu.be/ZnSZzExF58Y It's here finally!😉

I'm glad that he Johnny Depp , a man , told the world that he was a victim of domestic abuse and the jury believed him and he won his case . But I'm gonna miss him having fun saying Mr rottonborn.

I want to thank Amber for entertaining us the whole trial.

When he said “my cat doing the searches” he was trying to win the jury by being “funny like Johnny and his team… FAIL

honestly i dont like to watch court trials but this one will always be an exception 😂

“I don’t feel like I’m wasting anyone’s time” hes relaxed and isn’t ashamed, this just shows how innocent he is cause he KNOWS hes in the right

Exactly.....EVERY WORD HE SAYS IS TRUE AND HE " DOESNT FEAR THE TRUTH". how could he stand her so long? I know, because he's kind and good people have a really hard time seeing the evil in others.

Saint Augustine: The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself.

You only say that because that’s this situation but generally the confidence in your innocence you show with body language the more innocent and believable you come off.

He's a real badass with a good f u c k i n g heart ♥️♥️♥️

I agree with him to be fair he isn’t

I learned a great value from Depp, that a friend who drinks is a friend indeed. 😏

Amber:telling a whole fake scenario Jury: i sleep Johnny: so i- AH Lawyers: *MR DEPP RESPECTFULLY* *WITH RESPECT*

Amber and her lawyers were jokes in this trial. I was laughing with Johnny and his crew.

"That's the same document I signed 3 times before, yes now it's fourth..." I died laughing lmfao

"My dog stepped on a bee," has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard in a trial. It is so random and the face she makes after saying that makes it ever more hilarious. 🤡😂

My dog stepped on a bee I won't be in Aquaman 3

❤️My dog stopped on a bee 😂🤑🤑🤑

@Rachel Hatton 😭😭😭

Amber Heard's lawyer took the quote "think a 100 times before doing something too seriously"😂

"We respect the courts time" Then starts to ask the same question that was answered 5 times over and over again to basically gain nothing more than the yes that was already said with the first sentence. This guy should be called out constantly with his own words.

I think his reactions to these sarcastic questions would be the same as most of us given that it was clear she and her lawyer were trying to frame him ! I love him for standing up to them in front of the world !

this guy actually has capt jack sparrow in himself. for real! 😂

Love Johnny he really did a great job with all of the BS they tried to throw at him!

That lawyer was so concerned for the courts time, and yet spent like 10 minutes confirming the same stupid signature. Like tell me you're not wasting time at that point, because that would be a lie

She had a sympathetic look when Johnny was on the stand, you could tell he was telling the truth.

I love how Johnny Depp is literally so chill- like how

“I wasn’t participating in the festival of ice cream” is officially the best quote to come out of a court case ever

@Jess3674 someone will probably do that tbh

Agreed

I love the tape of GIVE ME BACK MY WIG and then he says aquaaaaman

i dont know the ice cream picture could be something to joke about with him later. But if it was after they had their fights then is just evidence she was making fun of him.

@susan ivy somebody who's exhausted? My stomach and tongue might be chanting "ICE CREAM ICE CREAM" but when the brain says it's lights out, I'm dead.

Johnny is one cool ass dude. It's a real shame that he had to go through everything that evil excuse of a woman put him through. You can tell that AH is the abuser , and she flat out crazy on all those audio recordings.

6:58 This was the best. Amber's team hasso little hope even with when they know what they're saying is BS, they don't have anywhere to back away into because they're already using their best work.

It's common for controlling abusers to demand their partner go to bed at the same time as they do. Ambers got some issues! Hope Johnny has some peace after all this. Not fun living with a manipulating abusive control freak!

1:28 I love everything about this moment. 😂

“I don’t feel like I’m wasting anyone’s time” hes relaxed and isn’t ashamed, this just shows how innocent he is cause he KNOWS hes in the right

Yeah super claim

And it's crazy to say to a victim that they are wasting time getting justice.

Right and towards the end when the lawyer asked Depp FOUR times to “confirm” a signature. Who’s really wasting their time

Exactly you can literally tell who’s the crazy dramatic one and who’s the patient and mature one

https://youtu.be/aO9cJWBjhWgIt's here finally!😂

he just being himself when he act on the movies, he is hilarious!

7:33 "My eyes are getting smaller"😅🤣😂 That's a gem. As you get older, they do!

7:17 when the lawyer in the green raised her eyebrows and winked made me laugh so hard😂

Many lessons can be learned from this trial. Primarily how important it is to avoid toxic people at first sign and stay far away from them for good. And I'm willing to bet law schools will use it as a great example of what to do (his lawyers) and what not to do in court (her lawyers).

I always admired Johnny’s acting, but it’s only through this trial that learned about his wisdom and intelligence. Having survived domestic abuse from his mother and a burden of fame, he came out as a great and kind human being

@Rachael ♊ Townsend He's a Brill bloke in person 👍

@Angelo yes! A wonderful human being! He was a pleasure to meet! And by shear accident when I gigged in the USA 👍 😊 👍

@Hermopolis Amun I met him here in Australia 🇭🇲🤘

His mom abused him, and Amber is an abuser. Generous and caring men like Johnny Depp should not be treated like this. Similar to women. ”respect those who give you the respect that you need”.

„I can’t wait to oppose this.“ makes me laugh every time. 😂

Johnny is a whole mood bro literally humble nonchalant and very funny 🤣🤣🤣 love this guy

Editing is great! Beautiful compilation so funny

🙏🏼

The fact that there's people who truly follow and believe Amber turd isn't lying about all this and Depp is the Aggressor genuinely appalls me, I study Psychology and have experience with abuse myself Heard is a pos and is never gonna recover from this, no matter where she goes now, she will be shamed by others, mad respect to you Depp, and yeah it was a serious case-but we love the humor he pulled, because he *knew* that he was in the right and wasn't guilty for this, he knew Amber was lying and despite making jokes and being a smartass-he still answered everything he needed too.

I've never known much about actors like anything only actor I knew was Chris Pratt but in a short amount of time I have come to love Jonny Depp he just seems really funny

The laugh at 5:44 has me dying, so unexpected 😂