hey pam follow me on twitch or i will actually kill dwight haha link in description pam

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

@Betty Vermontseriously 💯

If u BARELY started watching the Office after 2009, STFU U lil kids watch it cus social media told u. 💯💯💯💯

I heard it’s lovely there

If your gonna kill Dwight peel all His skin off slowly so he screams for mercy 😄 I’m not emo or any of that crap I just have these thoughts 😅

Hey pam i just killed Dwight!

Hey. This was a british show.

2019 : hey pam. i hired a group of scientist to creat a virus with cold like symptoms to mess with Dwight, Don't worry, its not contagious i swear.

"Hey Pam, I just shot Dwight in the eye"

Love how you couldn’t think of anything to say at the end

For some reason I got a bunch of Left 4 Dead products recommended to me as I was watching this Jim, what are you up to

I've never watched the office, but I'm assuming Jim is a Jackass.

He weaved the same blue tuxedo all of those years

"Hey Pam, I have been breaking into Dwight's house every night while he's asleep and altering his subconscious for the past three years. Now I can have him kill on command, and I can erase his memory of the incident. Then I hacked government servers to locate every one of his living relatives, and I invited them all to a private island for a family reunion. So when the time comes, I'll call Dwight at his family reunion and tell him to kill all his relatives. He'll be so freaked out!"

My other thought was "Hey Pam, I converted Dwight to an Aztec religion, so he thinks he has to sacrifice virgins every day or the world will end. Wait til he finds out it's fake and he killed all those people for nothing."

2020: Hey Pam, I just stole all of Dwight's masks. 2021: Today we remember Dwight Schrute, the second-best manager of our office.

2045: Hey pam, i just sent dwight to the international space station to go back on 2I39-A to mars!

Yep

“Hehe Pam I just shot Dwight with a hunting shotgun and dumped him in the dumpster.”

Hey Pam, I just kidnapped and murdered several people and hung their heads up on display at Dwight's house, and blamed it on him! He's just been arrested!

I think this is the reason that I hate Jim.

hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

2031: Hey Pam I burnt down the city and forced the government to draft Dwight into the army to get deployed to Afghanistan with close to no training.

“Hey Pam! I just disabled Dwight’s account on Facebook for “violating community standards” even though he did nothing at all. But what can he do? There’s no way to contact my Facebook company and my appeal system doesn’t work. What a rush I feel right now, I have power over other people for once and I can play with them like toys.”

"Hey Pam I just made a deal with god to delete the univer-"

So that he what, go on

Why does it end on 2013 though

He looks kinda like Dr Phill

He wore the same clothes for eight years?

Oh I remember this episode.

Jim: hey pam i just spent 1000,000 dollars to buy all the land around Dwight’s house now he can leave to go to work so now he will lose his house. hehe he gonna be so mad

"Hey Pam I just Made Dwight Ruin The whole company with a click of a button!"

Any one else watching all of Gus’s videos just to hear the outro over and over?

“Hey Pam, I just had a little ‘incident’ with Dwight and now he’s pregnant with quadruplets!”

What 😂😂😂

2088: "Hey Pam i just killed Dwight and brought him back to life and killed him over 5 times, he's so mad"

“Hey Pam, I just killed Dwight”

Hey Pam I invented COVID so I could be poisonous but accidentally made it a worldwide thing but anyways I spit it in dwights coffe

Pam’s had enough.

I like how the video ended while he was speaking

Hey Pam, I just tricked dwight into summoning a demon and now his soul belongs to the devil, HAHAHAHA!

yooo wtf, just watched this after I commented "Are you Dwight" on two other videos. What Are The Chances?!

"Hey Pam I just pushed Dwight in lava but it's just Fanta hehe he is gonna be soo mad"

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hey pam, i did a powercreep

"Hey Pam, I just shot Dwight in the leg with a .44 magnum and stole his wallet. He's gonna be so pissed when he will be back from the hospital hehe"

So that he whats Gus *So that he whats*

Haha hey Pam I just made a fake DNA test for Dwight so that he will think that he has aids and herpes

8 years later, he’s wearing the same shirt...

Hey Pam I framed Dwight for the murder of 17 orphans lol

“hey pam, i just murdered mose and framed dwight for it!”

I feel bad for your hairline

"Hey Pam, I mixed rat poison in Dwight's food, hired an assassin to assassinate him and I killed his Mom and Dad." *p r a n k*

That is one big forehead

"Hey Pam, I just commit 17 warcrimes, and left the evidence of it at Dwight's house! He's gonna flip when he finds out the FBI and military are on their way!"

I read this as "Jim Office's Pranks", like when people say Sans Undertale

This was the first video of yours I saw

Loooool

decisions.

“Hey Pam, I just meticulously went through every square inch of Dwights beet field and replaced every beet with a turnip so when he harvests his beets, he’s gonna be ruined financially.”

The Office is a lot less funny when you realize the pranks are just some guy harassing his autistic coworker

Like foreals Jim was kind of a dick

"Hey pam i turned Dwights desk and chair into a cbt machine."

"Hey pam I've kidnapped Dwight and had him escorted to Brazil"

“Hey Pam, I just released bears into schrute farms”

*looks at camera and smirks*

He actually looks like Dwight xD

2035: Hey Pam, I just hired a man on Craigslist to go break Dwight's kneecaps and force feed him everything in my medicine cabinet

Hey pam i just kidnapped mose and set shrute farms on fire

Jim: “Hey Pam, I just took Dwight’s toothbrush and replaced it with an identical toothbrush I just bought!!” Pam: continues being receptionist

Shout-out to youtube for making me sit through a 30 second ad for a 23 second video...

early office: dwight spars michael at his tae kwon do dojo late office: dwight shoots two bull tranquilizers into stanley's chest and drops him down a flight of stairs headfirst into a wall

Hey Pam! I made two Dwight clones, brainwashed one of them to help me brutally murder the other, took photos and recorded it. Can’t wait to see the look on his face, lol.

Cobra piss

2022: "mwhahah hey pam, An evil deception is falling on the Earth and is fooling even the very elect (it if were possible)….I used to say It's coming! The Great Deception!!! BUT IT’S HERE…CERN is in full gear and demonic possession, the spread of satanic belief, dehumanization, gender fluidity.. EVERYTHING that purports itself to be the opposite of what God intended is becoming widely accepted around the world. People the Lord is getting ready to gather his sheep! The New World Order plan is about to be placed into action. The Antichrist spirit is alive and well in the world! ISLAM is growing and Christians are being shut down. Their plan is for all religions to eventually come to together as ONE replacing JESUS CHRIST…then to rebuild the Jewish Temple and then worship THEIR MESSIAH/MAHDI/WATCHER/STARMAN/ promising peace if we deny JESUS CHRIST and accept their God… Their man will be Lucifer or Satan (Antichrist).. the Jewish people will be fooled/deceived by this man. Those who don’t believe will be terminated. Their plan to eradicate those who do not fall in line with their Order. Transhumanism is coming! Accepting robotic implants into our bodies willingly! They will make it seem really cool by telling us how cool it will be to have a chip or implant in our bodies that will hold all of our personal information; be able to start our cars; open our doors; buy groceries; check into hotels… basically use for our everyday transactions both physically and financially.. who knows. Maybe even mentally. They will be able to control our DNA…… Think I’m nuts??? Just look at all the movies right now! How many involve DNA splicing and/or human/robot themes???? How many are about alien life???? The way to make society accept a new way of thinking/or life is to slowly introduce it to them through tv, film, advertising… Do some research….Figure it out yourself…. WE ARE IN THE LAST DAYS Matthew 24: 36-38 - “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 37As it was in the days of Noah, so will it be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark.…” Look around folks…… EVERYTHING that is going on NOW is EXACTLY THE SAME as it was in the days of Noah before he boarded the ark. We are marching on like sheeple to the slaughter of the New World Order. Just blindly following our government and the world; not asking questions relying on our cellphones, our iPods, our reality TV, our sports teams… Every cool little “distraction” from the WORD of GOD. The music of this world is luring our youth into the realm of demonology through the use of BINAURAL BEATS and BACK MASKING on everything we buy! The music industry is extremely satanic. According to John Todd, a former music executive, and practicing ex-satanist in the 1970’s, the music industry takes the master of an album to a satanic high priest who then, along with a coven of witches, pray demons into the master. These demons are told to follow every tape, album, music download and take over its listeners! If you don’t believe me then YOUTUBE John Todd and listen to his tapes.. (He was killed for exposing the truth)…..WAKE UP PEOPLE.. Satan is also using party drugs such as ecstasy (X, E, Mollies), Ketamine (K), and other mood-enhancing drugs to alter the minds of our youth. The mixture of these drugs at electronic dance parties such as TOMORROWLAND and other big dance events where a DJ plays his “mix” of music of electronic and trance which alters the mind and promotes an “ethereal” experience resulting in forbidden sex and the acceptance of a lifestyle that does nothing but cause the user to want more and to “party all the time.” I KNOW… I went to these parties all over the world and immersed myself in the designer drug culture.. The bible even warns about the use of pharmacaea (I know I’m spelling it wrong) but the bible even states to beware of drug usage as it leads to satanic control You can mock me all you want.... God promised that there would be people who would mock him in the last days.... 2 Peter 3: " Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.” 5 But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens came into being and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6 By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7 By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly. 8 But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. 9 The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. 10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything done in it will be laid bare.[a] 11 Since everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives 12 as you look forward to the day of God and speed its coming.[b] That day will bring about the destruction of the heavens by fire, and the elements will melt in the heat. 13 But in keeping with his promise we are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth, where righteousness dwells. We are relying on EVERYTHING OTHER than the one who craves relationship with us. God created you to know him personally. Psalm 139:13-14 "You created every part of me and put me together in my mother's womb." John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son so that whosoever would believe in him would not perish but have everlasting life." Jesus Christ is God's only solution for our Sin.. For the wages of sin is death. He died in our place Romans 5:8 "But God showed his great love for us by sending Christ to die for us while were till yet sinners." He rose from the dead: 1 Corinthians 15: 3-6 "Christ died for our sins.. he was buried, and he was raised from the dead on the third day...He was seen by Peter and then by the twelve apostles.. After that he was seen by more than five hundred" Through Jesus alone we can know God personally and experience God's love. HE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD... John 4: 6 "Jesus said to them, ' I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." We must believe in and receive Christ. John 1:12 "to all who received him, he gave the right to become children of God. All they had to do was to trust and believe in Jesus to be saved." We receive Christ by FAITH God promised eternal life to all who receive Christ 1 John 5: 12-13 "Whoever has God's Son has life; whoever does not have His Son, does not have life. I have written this to you who believe in the Son of God so that you may know that you have eternal life." 16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. 17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: People we need to memorize scripture THE SWORD. There is coming a time when the bible will be outlawed and the Christian persecution will begin (it’s already beginning), so we must memorize scripture as fast as we can so that we can be strong and comforted in these coming times.... I know my comment is long, But our time is short…. The days are coming faster and faster as evil increases richly day by day..The time for sitting back as Christians and saying "We still have a long time till the judgment." is OVER. The Lord is almost at the door. … Remember Matthew 25: 1-13 and story of the young virgins waiting on the bridegroom. At that time the kingdom of heaven will be like ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom. 2 Five of them were foolish and five were wise. 3 The foolish ones took their lamps but did not take any oil with them. 4 The wise ones, however, took oil in jars along with their lamps. 5 The bridegroom was a long time in coming, and they all became drowsy and fell asleep. 6 “At midnight the cry rang out: ‘Here’s the bridegroom! Come out to meet him!’ 7 “Then all the virgins woke up and trimmed their lamps. 8 The foolish ones said to the wise, ‘Give us some of your oil; our lamps are going out.’ 9 “‘No,’ they replied, ‘there may not be enough for both us and you. Instead, go to those who sell oil and buy some for yourselves.’ 10 “But while they were on their way to buy the oil, the bridegroom arrived. The virgins who were ready went in with him to the wedding banquet. And the door was shut. 11 “Later the others also came. ‘Lord, Lord,’ they said, ‘open the door for us!’ 12 “But he replied, ‘Truly I tell you, I don’t know you.’ 13 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour. TRUST IN JESUS CHRIST! HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH, dwight is gonna be so mad!"

Dads game

Hey Pam, I just sold my house to Dwight and now I am homeless but I bought a high tech nuke to head directly into the house to blow the house and Dwight up! I make great decisions.

Ha cobra piss

paper to! hahahaha"

I assume you saw the previously unreleased Matrix prank?

He is not wrong

He actually looks like Dwight xD

"Hey Pam i sold jim Oregano soaked in cat piss and he smoked it all....and pee'd himself....."

“Hey Pam, I just released bears into schrute farms”

“Hey Pam, I shot Mose and put him in Dwights chair so when he gets here he’ll be so confused”

"Hey Pam, I just convinced Dwight to have sex with me and then I told him I have chlamydia"

I hope to got John Krasinski sees this

“Hey Pam, I committed mass Genocide against all of Dwight’s relatives”

Hey Pam! I made two Dwight clones, brainwashed one of them to help me brutally murder the other, took photos and recorded it. Can’t wait to see the look on his face, lol.

2021: “Hey Pam, I just broke into Dwight’s house at 2:30 AM this morning and planted pure uranium in his breakfast.”

“Hey Pam I reported dwight to the government and told them he killed 13 children. A swat team is heading to his house as we speak”

Hey Pam I just wrote and illegally officialized Dwight’s obituary and sent professional assassins to capture him and bury him alive. When he sees them he’s totally gonna lose it!

akurate

ur camera is lagging

Loser is as Loser does....

The true prank was not finishing his sentence

"Hey Pam I just mailed jim's moldy carcass to Venezuela to be enshrined in bat shit.....Then I immediately traded Dwight's house for magic beans....."🌱

"Hey Pam i sold jim Oregano soaked in cat piss and he smoked it all....and pee'd himself....."

"Hey pam....i just put jim out with my cigarette and stuffed his fat cherry cheeked face down the garbage disposal....."🚬😱〽💨🛀

Jim: hey Pam I jst gave dwight herpies

Cheeseburger......socks......coffee stains.......saxophone.........kid gloves......valet parking.......🍔.....🎷......☕🍤.....fartface....💩💨

So that he spits on me and I c-

2040 Hey pam I just bought Dwight 100000 furry costumes costing me 100000000 dollars and sent them using amazon drones to all of delights neighbours with his name on it so they deliver it to him and think he’s crazy 3090 hey Pam I just put a spring in Dwight coffin so when people walk near it, it will fling him into the office and he’ll get sprayed with the state of the art sprinkler system with cobra piss so on Halloween- oh wait Pam is dead... WHY HAVENT I AGED

hey pam i just literally killed dwight i took his life but the stapler haha he's actually de

this is SO ACCURATE

January 2020: Hey pam I just started a world wide pandemic to mess with Dwight's travel plans

“Hey pam, i just laced dwight’s coffee with ricin”

“Hey Pam, I just replaced the water in Dwight’s water bottle with poison”

https://youtu.be/eyXRApqwJps

Hehe hey Pam I just killed dwight's family and put their intestines in his lunch so he eats them and-

“Hey Pam, i just partnered with some foreign mathematical geniuses and created a time machine. Then, i went back when he was in 3rd grade and put laxatives in his chocolate milk.”