more like jeff peezos

It's not just the laugh, it's the way he keeps his eyes wide open while laughing as if hes sizing up his next meal

Saitama sacrificed his hair for power to be a hero

"Bezos eating iguana" has strong "Saturn Devours his Son" vibes.

something also to consider is that Jeff's aware of cartoon villainy. He's also rich enough that if he wanted hair, he'd have it. So the real question is, how much of this cartoonish villainy is on purpose

Ive always wondered how criminals in fiction keep getting henchmen when theyre so openly evil. Then I go online and see losers throwing shitfits when jeffyboi or elongated musket gets criticized and it makes a lot more sense.

You may have released this video too early, he's very recently invested in an "age reversal" company so we gotta add wanting to live forever to his list of cartoon villain traits

One of my bald friends laughs similarly and it's genuine. He has a beard, however. That's where all of his goodness is kept.

He had a meeting where they discussed how to use the media to make an ex employee look bad because the employee was rallying people to unionize. He’s a monster

He's a billionaire. It's impossible to be a billionaire and be a good person; there's just too many backs to stab along the way.

To add to your argument of him being literally lex Luther, I think it’s important to note that Amazon video has not one, but TWO shows about how bad having superheroes would be…

evil bald

You missed an opportunity to talk about the hissy-fit lawsuit he pulled on NASA when chose Space X and not not his company to provide lunar landers for the 2024 moon mission; which also halted work on that project. At the same time he put up heavily biased (and straight up inaccurate) info graphics as to why Space X's lander sucks and theirs is 'so much better'.

Eddy doesn't make videos often, but when he does, he makes powerful enemies.

I'm just sitting here wondering if Bezos eating an iguana is considered canabalism

The weirdest thing about Bezos to me is how deep his voice is. I didn't expect him to have a squeeky high voice or anything, it's just way deeper than I would've guessed

You should be scared, I worked for Amazon in a warehouse and it was by far the worst work environment I've ever been in. It was unsafe beyond belief for so many reasons, we had A LOT of shelves on the verge of collapse that had to have items cleared off of them... people NEVER stopped at stop signs on the forklifts and I mean NEVER, I got yelled at for doing so multiple times. They would constantly force us to work 60 hour weeks and expect absolute maximum performance from us the whole time... And when I got hurt from just working too hard too often, I didn't get shit from them. They tried to make it seem like they cared but they don't. I'm a number and nothing more, and if that number can't generate income I'm literally nothing at all to them

Those pics of him in the 90s compared to now are such a stark contrast. Like...immense wealth really does corrupt people.

the thing is, he's not even saying jeff bezos didn't work hard. The "tech bros" and defenders saying he "worked hard" and "startedfrom nothing" aren't wrong on that point. But he IS cartoonishly evil for sure. Actually, the fact that you could spin his life story to be relatable makes him EVEN MORE CARTOONISHLY EVIL

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