Movie : the take 2016. Orignal music : https://youtu.be/MRHfwlLJ3AA

Wait I thought it was Independence day

That's a nice move i tell u that

So the title is the take ok ty

@TM Dujali why in the world would it be i dependence day? That was about aliens..

No its Bastille Day 2016

"it's still there." "Check your balls."

😂😂😂

Lmfaooooooo

Bro im loosing my breath with these comments 😂

Bro why😂

🤣🤣🤣

"It's still there." "But your n word pass is gone."

*turns white*

@Charakiga see i stole all the melanin from your body, you were to distracted

Checl your skin

N-... gosh darn it

@Charakiga you adding on to it made it funnier tenfold

"it's still there." "Yeah I couldn't do it"

This is the funniest one

That’s so funny

Give this man 300

Why i always laugh at these most random jokes most😄

This is exactly why I keep my money up my ass. You gotta earn that shit.

Underrated comment

The. What.

Dude it's not even 0800 and I'm already laughing (gonna be a good day) thank you

I might Get some money stuck in my teeth then 😏

Ahah

The naked man fears no pickpocket.

well there be some brave pickpockets out the bruh💀

Well see about that

Wait till I come after your prison wallet 😈

​@straight vibin Oh hell nah

"It's still there" "Take this pregnancy test"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

💀😭😭

Men in ohio

@EPIKMADMAN 🤖🤖

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"It's still there." "But your virginity is gone."

Wtf 😂

Hahahahahahha

This deserves top comment

LMFAO THIS WAS THE BEST ONE

“Bumping into someone is sex, right? *sheds a single tear* Right?!”

"it's still there" "you're black, you robbed me"

Reverse Uno Card

Yoooo that's foul 💀💀💀💀

@StudioSalt 🤣thanks for reminding me of this

LMAO HOLY SHIT

Underrated 💀

This comment section had me rolling for 10 minutes 😭

same here bro

lmaooooooo

Facts

Same

Fr

"It's still there." "But your pants are gone." "FUCK."

Skyrim reference hahaha😂

😹😹😹😹

😂😂😂😂😂

😭😂🤣

I just did one laughing emote and the whole gang start doing laughing emote hahaha

“it’s still there” “check your ass hair”

"That's what i thought.." * *detaches razor blade head attachment* *

"It's still there" "Bishop attacks Queen"

Hands down best one

Pawn e8

@Yeetus Deletus Pawn e8 is some chatgpt move right there

E4 E5 NF3 NC6

"It's still there" "But the money's gone" *Opens wallet "The money's still he.." *Snatches wallet

Tada

🤣🤣🤲🤲damn

I cant with the comments 🤣🤣🤣

This is the best way for sure 🤣🤣🤣

Nah he snatch the money he took from the wallet

“It’s still there” “Can you feel your balls?”

Wow good job you have the ability to steal jokes so funny

​@Yes Name Wow good job you have the ability to blatantly assume things on people. But not only that, you also think that not more than 1 people can think of the same thing in the entire world. Bravo! 👏👏

​@Yes Name me when people have the ability to think of the same things 🤯🤯🤯

@Leo Trace "It's still there" "Check your balls" This was also the top comment so what were your eyes doing, they forgot they can't hear?

“It’s still there.” “But your meniscus is gone. See, I took the wallet the first time, then swapped it with your kneecaps the second.”

Nahhhhh 😂😂 that's a good one bro😂😂😂

“It’s all about distractions” “Shits on floor”

Bro what😭😭😭

I laughed so hard lmao

The absolute randomness of this comment made me laugh lmao

@kyle nichols I laughed making this comment 💀

No. Shits on the bed🤣🤣🤣

"It's still there" "Check your Only Fans subscriptions"

How is there no replies on this yet

@Younes Jabara Magic 🪄

When the comments are 10 times better than the video itself

Fuck yeah😭

"It's still there" "Yeah but your kidneys are gone"

*pisses blood*

albania

Bruh I’m crying laughing rn

@Zoe st me too brother 🤣... My roommate thinks I've gone mad.

this comment made my day 😂 man said ur kidneys are gone 😂

“its still there” “check inside your foreskin.”

😭😭😭😭

Bro, deadliest one I've read till now 💀

"It's still there" "Remember that plate of leftovers you were looking forward to all day for when you get home? Check your fridge."

We have all been there

RIP spaghetti and meatballs

This shit was hilarious

“It was me Barry”

@Idk check your fridge Barry I ate at Super speed so it'd seem you had no food in the fridge after the slightest brunch

“It’s still there.” “Yah but I shit your pants.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What 😂

I’m weak dawg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂

That’s so funny

"it's still there" "Yeah but I took a shit in it"

Broo

"It's still there" "But what about your self esteem?"

How is there no replies on this

@Younes Jabara they lost their self esteem

"It's still there" "Yea..but now your wife's pregnant"

😂😂😂😂😂

Hahaha

That was a super Sonic reaction lol

One of the sharpest comments I’ve seen in a while, nice!

You won

“It’s still here.” *“Yeah, you got type lymphoma cancer”*

😂😂😂😂😂

ALL THE COMMENTS GOT MY CRYING AT 3AM. FIXIN TO GET ME IN TROUBLE 😭💀😭💀😭💀😭😭😭

My sister has seriously gotta stop commenting on my channel.

@JakeCODM true

Same bruh

Im only at 00.30

The movie name is “The Take” guys! You’re welcome🔥

I was just looking for this lol

@Fill Italiano exactly 😹😹

This needs more love

I've been looking for this for 7 years thanks man 👴🏻

Thank you

“It’s still there.” “Check my ass…”

“It’s still there” “Check your wife and kids” Edit: 120 likes? DAD IM FAMOUS!!!!! Dad…?

Well Damn...

Lol put more spaces to hide your edit if you care that much, seeing the edit discourages more likes

@6-D Pegasus nah what? Edit: LETS SEE SOMEONE ELSE EDIT A REPLY OF A REPLY

“Its still there” “But the money is gone” “Its still there too” “Check your bank account”

"What bank account? I'm broke af man"

lmao

“It’s still there” “Check the bank”. 🤣🤣🤣

@Those Lads look again

@Razberry 🤣🤣 "Its still there" "Check the city"

"It's still there." "Open your mouth Nathan."

“It’s still there.” “You have two legs left.”

I'm still trynna decide if you have dyslexia or whether you made a 4th dimensional joke that ascends the realm of humans

@Anjan Kanwar their third leg is missing, if you know what I mean.

@Idk I get it

"It's still there." "Yeah, but now you're circumcised."

worst one

@Onyx bozo.

@ox33dEmj02UUys ain't no way u just said bozo💀

Its iconic cuz hes american

@ox33dEmj02UUys dude he literally stole the top comment

He said "steal the wallet" not "steal the money" so mission failed succesfully

"It's still there." "Yeah, but I ripped it the fuck in half."

“It’s all about distractions” *shits on shoe*

I actually like that one.

Lmaoooo

Lol

😂💔

💀

"It's still there" "Yeah, but I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

"It's still there" "Check your nose"

"It's still there." "Yeah, but you're adopted." *cries*

What?

🤣🤣🤣

Hey at least they wanted him

Im on the ground🤣🤣but why, but how? How does your mind work 🤣🤣 need yo be studied in a lab

lol adoption is so funny😂

"it's still there" "Call your kid" "I don't have a kid" "you will in 9 months"

Most underrated comment

"it's still there" "damn it"

This is my favorite comment

"Its still there" "But check your birth certificate, im your dad now"

How TF is there 311 likes but no comments

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GhostDog i aint got a clue

🤣🤣🤣 That was great!!

only person I trusted in this world. I might have to look at my documents changes rippling through his/herstory these days.

“It’s still there.” *“Check your Holster”*

“It’s still there” “Check your lungs”

"It's still there" "But youre white now" "Fu-"

idk guys sound racialy motivated....

@NTHERESURRECTION96 I'm black, it's alright

It's alright

Michael Jackson confirm

Lmfao

"Its still there" "but your pelvis isn't."

“It’s still there.” “Yea but check your spine.”

Sub-zero WIN.

"it's still there" "Look under there" "Under where" "I made you say Underwear" "It's all about the distraction"

😂😂

Hahah just tried this and it worked. Gonna try it on more people later

@Hero I hope you stare them down when you finish with "It's all about the distraction" Like their live depends on learning this lesson. They need to learn they could be fooled anytime! It also doesnt harm to hum "sweet dreams" afterwords.

I never said it I read it so that did I say it

Lol😂

"It's still there," "And so is a positive pregnancy test. Hello, mother."

"it still there" "I didn't took your money or your wallet, go see the doctor now"

😂

"Its still there." "-but you just saved 15% or more on car insurance."

The funniest on by far lmao

Failed jokes💀

I was laughing till I seen this one

🤣🤣

Bruuuuh this one

👍

“ it’s still there ” “ call your wife “

“It’s still there” “But the money is gone” “It’s still there too” “Check your inheritance”

🤣🤣

😭😭☠️

😂😂😂😂🤣👍

"that's still there"

@chris peace but it’s my name on the will

*“It’s still there”* *”Well, you see, when I was next to you the first time, I surgically removed your left pinky toe without you knowing, traded it to a shady man on Craig’s List who later sold it on the black market and gave me half of the profit so I could put the inherited money into investing. I then waited a couple years and boom, it payed off and now I’m a multibillion-air. You, sir, have just been bamboozled. Shame on you.”*

“It’s still there.” “Oh look a flying buffalo!” “Where?” *snatches wallet and runs away*

“It’s still there.” “That’s my wallet. There’s no money and the condom’s got a hole in it.”

I spit out my drink reading this lmao

😂😂

sounds like the deadpool version lmao

Hahaha

Am damn tired today just came from my job and read your comments it makes me alot laugh

‘‘Its still there.’’ ‘‘But where's ur mom?’’

"It's still there." "That's right, I pulled out the wrong thing, here's your belt back."

“It’s still there” “But I took the money the second time wiped my ass with it and put it back”

This comment section is fyrree bruh🤣🤣🤣

Wtfffff- lmfaooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

😂🤣😂

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Told him: Tod you the shit

"It's still there." "But your underwear is gone."

Robb Stark is a damn good pickpocket.

“It’s still there.” “But I’m not” proceeds to disappear

BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

🤣🤣🤣

"I'M JUST A HALLUCINATION..."

Ruuuuuuuuuuun,just funnkingggggggggg ruuun

This reminds me of a sketch by Key and Peele ”Wildest police sketches”. You’ll definitely love it

“If the roles were reversed”👴🏻

No wonder robb was king in the north. Dude can swipe the 7 Kingdoms without anyone noticing.

"It's still there" "I already ordered a pizza and you paid"

😂

Haha

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😭😭😭😩😂

I only came back to this clip for the comments. I'm dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Bro facts I keep coming back here every month cause it’s too damn funny 😂😂😂

Bro what are these comments 💀 i legit laughed so hard

"Still there" "Except you now have a college diploma and three kids i raised for you while you were distracted"

🤣

😂😂😂😂

Lol

Pro thief

*college degree

❤❤❤

😂😂😂

Bro had to be drunk to not see that

Fr tho

its for real .. you can literally hear him do it the moment he started talking about how a guy never asks to do it

Wrong

Says an Indian 😂

"it's still there" "check your ass"

"Its still there" "But my clothes are gone, its all about the distraction"

“It’s still there.” “Check your foreskin.”

*becomes jewish*

Why you have to do me like that?

worst one yet

@Cn Mc 💀

😭😭🤣

Smooth

"It's still there." "Call your dad."

Bro went for the 🥛😭

DAVID EFFING BLAINE

Phone rings in the room. “I’m your dad.”

Bro got humbled 🍷🗿

Thanks for putting the movie name. Too often these great clips don't. 👍👍

“It’s still there” “But the money is gone” “Money still in there as well” “Gotem”

ACTUALLY the funniest comment!!

Ha😐

Yeah cause I put it back

Lmfaoooooooo

"Well, you see the third time I put the money back in the wallet because I felt awful about how badly I swindled you there"

I was having two consecutive bad days, but the comment section made me giggle for 30 seconds. Feeling a lot better now. Thanks everyone!

"It's still there." "Ask your son." "I don't have a son." "Give it 9 months."

"It's still there" "But the balls are gone" "FUC-"

That's actually funny

Oh my god🤣🤣🤣

Stealing comments momment

@Tipic yup, not even as creative as the first one ☝️

@Devlan Ruby already said this. "Overrated"

"It's still there." "Check your a$shole." 🤣🤣🤣

This is why I keep my wallet in a pocket so tight I struggle to get it out much less someone else

“It’s al about camera angles”

haha nice one

You never saw this in real life did you, it's possible but not this much quick

😂😂😂😂✌️✨

🤯

its still there congratulations on your new brother

"It's still there" "But am not"

"It's still there" "Yea but the time you spent watching what I was doing I signed you up for that extended warranty you been ignoring"

XD

BWAAHAAHARDEEHARHAR 😂 🤣 😅 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😆 😂 🤣

😂😂😂

Lol

Bro can’t like this enough lol

Cool love this one

"It's still there" "Check all of the hair on your body"

"it's still there." "Yea, but you are circumcised now."

No way hit trippin

Deekhead 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 what are these comments? God! 😂😂😂😂

WTF

Oy vey!

"It's still there." "But now you're in a wheelchair"

Crazy how I just watch this yesterday and this pops up on my feed

What's the show called?

“It’s still there” “But the money isn’t there” ”It never was” 😢

Lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ha ha

😂😂😂 story of my life 💔💔

Underrated

“It’s still there” “Yeah but you’re not” Ceases to exist

"AH-"

"It's still there" "Check your eyeballs, both kidneys, a lung, your liver, heart, balls, kids, deed to your house, your wife, your pelvis, your phone, your left nostril, 20% of your brain, 30% of your blood vessels, your spine, your spinal cord, your 14$ fortnight card and most importantly, your only fans account"

*pile of meat* "Well played"

"It's still there" "But I'm not" *He realizes that he was talking to a wall* Edit: 6.9k likes, thank you I've waited for this moment my whole life where I can make a well contexted 69 joke

Lmfaoo

top plot twist

This is some “Now You See Me” movie shit scenario

"The crash wasn't your fault, you have to let me go"

😂😂😂😂😂