It’s Technically a Meal

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CollegeHumor
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Vor 11 Monate
Bq oc
Bq oc

Wow I actually live in one of those countries

Vor Monat
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cool_crazman
cool_crazman

Sequel? Sequel SEQUEL pls pls I need more

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i think the language of the mouth is just talking

Vor 2 Monate
Tristin Stott
Tristin Stott

This is my entire food system

Vor 5 Monate
Lalli Vasich
Lalli Vasich

Soup Looks Like Salsa

Vor 16 Stunden
Hae-Hyuk Shin
Hae-Hyuk Shin

Me *Looks at video* Also Me: Sees actual food he can make with the presented ingredients and would only need the eggs, hot sauce, and parmesan cheese

Vor 19 Stunden
Chris
Chris

I mean. He has ketchup. He could make ketchup soup... A few tablespoons of ketchup mixed in hot water, with a bit of sugar... bam... cheap soup

Vor 23 Stunden
Samuel Benhardt
Samuel Benhardt

I'm watching this while microwaving 3 hotdogs that are slightly past their expiration date to eat in tortillas that are also slightly past their expiration date.

Vor 2 Tage
Anil c simon
Anil c simon

I just made one

Vor 2 Tage
vtec just kicked in yo
vtec just kicked in yo

Look its kevin from we need to talk about kevin

Vor 5 Tage
A sentient Computer
A sentient Computer

Why is no one talking about how he had a literal rock in his fridge

Vor 6 Tage
MCPORTER 1010
MCPORTER 1010

the chicken fetus has expired

Vor 6 Tage
Marten Algra
Marten Algra

This is my favorite

Vor 7 Tage
Kolten Brown
Kolten Brown

My technically a meal is grilled cheese a pb and j or an instant Mac and cheese

Vor 7 Tage
Jamm
Jamm

Really thought a Blue Apron ad would be in here somewhere...

Vor 7 Tage
Ben Vangenechten
Ben Vangenechten

I'm sorry, just asking, what is the ratio on old-new ketchup when making the ketchup and hot sauce sauce?

Vor 8 Tage
Hysterical Chike
Hysterical Chike

When you cant afford food but you can afford a really great kitchen

Vor 9 Tage
Nicholas Leclerc
Nicholas Leclerc

2:17 Omg, I didn't realize it ! That was genius, hahaha !

Vor 9 Tage
Micah Visser
Micah Visser

CollegeHumour, please make technically a meal quarantine addition.

Vor 9 Tage
AlphaWolf294
AlphaWolf294

I mean if you think about it... Its technically a meal.

Vor 10 Tage
Yarin Al
Yarin Al

This is diffently technically a meal

Vor 10 Tage
LuMnOsITi
LuMnOsITi

Every time I see a facebook recipe, this is what it reminds me of

Vor 10 Tage
Jessen's Channel
Jessen's Channel

looks pretty solid, but it could use a little bit of pitzman mustard.

Vor 11 Tage
TrapSkateLive
TrapSkateLive

Zac saying shit when the egg flips the wrong way 🤣

Vor 11 Tage
Jay Torr
Jay Torr

This guys and Ben Swartz are the funniest members

Vor 11 Tage
pereiramariana35
pereiramariana35

this is my life, you get used to it, and become great friends with ubereats

Vor 13 Tage
Afflicted
Afflicted

Is that gutgak making food?

Vor 13 Tage
Mari C.
Mari C.

i have actually made this before, but without the hot sauce x'D im awfull at cooking

Vor 14 Tage
Oof blox
Oof blox

so its cooking, but not really

Vor 16 Tage
Wezy MH
Wezy MH

Next week on technicly a meal we will be putting ketchup on ramen noodles without a flavor packet and calling it spaghetti bolognese!

Vor 17 Tage
Shauma ꧁꧂
Shauma ꧁꧂

1:59 Parenting in a nutshell

Vor 18 Tage
Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Strange, that’s exactly what I had in my fridge. I’m prepared for this recipe

Vor 18 Tage
Lou Scannon
Lou Scannon

every time its 2.00pm and im hungry i remember this video

Vor 18 Tage
Jabandrei
Jabandrei

Should’ve called it “Spicy ‘n Saucy Protein Spaghetti”

Vor 20 Tage
Mario Roblox
Mario Roblox

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald's? Mom: We already have food at home. The food at home:

Vor 21 Tag
Jeremy Bell
Jeremy Bell

Obviously the meal was that jar of olives

Vor 22 Tage
Minou
Minou

A good ass meal would be some salsa or tomato pepper with those eggs. Theyŕe great.

Vor 22 Tage
Jason Lieberman
Jason Lieberman

Instructions unclear; didn't know whether to put together or heat up first; eventually maggots came and made decision for me

Vor 24 Tage
Zarael CL-AU
Zarael CL-AU

Am I the only one who actually misses Zac?

Vor 25 Tage
Alli :3
Alli :3

Technically a meal: Melted cheese and marinara sauce on flat bread. Microwave for 30 seconds - 1 minute. Tastes similar to frozen pizza.

Vor 28 Tage
John Noll
John Noll

I want to see this as a series

Vor Monat
JStar98
JStar98

You're just overtly stupid to be able to make an egg that is cooked like that and looked like that bad Almost overtly impossible to make it bad! It might be bland, but not bad

Vor Monat
Panic Panda 9994
Panic Panda 9994

Me: Mum, can we have McDonald's? Mum: No, we have food at home Food at home:

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NoToe
NoToe

This is my future

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Ruta Navickas
Ruta Navickas

Zac may not be a meal but he's technically a snack

Vor Monat
ali, kirb
ali, kirb

dont fucking call me out like this.

Vor Monat
Jamal Naraynasawmy
Jamal Naraynasawmy

Corvid life be like

Vor Monat
MCPORTER 1010
MCPORTER 1010

thus applies even mote in covid19

Vor Monat
Hayden Glenn
Hayden Glenn

Anyone watch Sykkuno?

Vor Monat
Luke .b
Luke .b

That actually looks. Kinda good

Vor Monat
eva t
eva t

Watching this over chili I spent an hour making from scratch

Vor Monat
im not australian lol
im not australian lol

What is this snl

Vor Monat
AmazookEats
AmazookEats

The salsa thing happened to me but instead of salsa and soup it was spaghetti sauce and chilli with a hint of half awake

Vor Monat
Aryan Yousef
Aryan Yousef

I feel personally attacked! (And damn i miss Zac)

Vor Monat
doom boi
doom boi

Hetchup speggehti

Vor Monat
Radical Traffic Cone
Radical Traffic Cone

I actually made this for breakfast one day with better eggs, it was pretty good.

Vor Monat
JadedOne420
JadedOne420

3:52 *Zac surviving soley on clicks for sustenance after discovering the eggs maybe not being a good idea.* _I hope he's still ok_

Vor Monat
THE FRAN
THE FRAN

"...a _second, older_ bottle of ketchup..." *me:* _feeling personally attacked_

Vor Monat
Ethan Gormong
Ethan Gormong

That was gonna be like a big part of it...sort of essential

Vor Monat
SIMP_ KuroNeko
SIMP_ KuroNeko

Funny thing is food isn't ACTUALLY expired food companies put it there because its when their food taste the best, sooooo the earlier you have to throw is away the more you have to buy :)

Vor Monat
demon in black
demon in black

A bowl of cheezits at 5:00 PM is my normal breakfast

Vor Monat
Arturo Corominas
Arturo Corominas

I'm still waiting for a second episode

Vor Monat
lil_Mexican_Ari
lil_Mexican_Ari

This video is actual real footage of me trying to cook food home alone

Vor Monat
Addie Hughes
Addie Hughes

This should please have a sequel

Vor Monat
Wrlwind X
Wrlwind X

"Kinda edible"👍

Vor Monat
SilverHakai
SilverHakai

Hello from Quarantine 2020!

Vor Monat
Kye Hardingham
Kye Hardingham

Can this please be a DropOut show where Zac has to make a meal out of different things in the fridge each show

Vor Monat
riko
riko

just.. order.. a goddamn.. PIZZA!

Vor Monat
ThatFITnerd
ThatFITnerd

This should be an actual show

Vor Monat
Donteatacowman
Donteatacowman

He's putting so much effort into this, wow. I eat the raw ingredients and call it food, if I'm desperate enough to eat :( Help me

Vor Monat
R
R

The eggs were bad. You don't say ...

Vor Monat
Siri
Siri

Can we just take a minute to marvel at how Zac is literally all of us rn, CollegeHumor can predict the future

Vor Monat
Nekhil Budampati
Nekhil Budampati

This still made me hungry tho.

Vor Monat
Gannett Fulford
Gannett Fulford

“...an avocado,” Me: oh that is not an avocado that is a rock”

Vor Monat
Kimberly Zager
Kimberly Zager

Can binging without Babish make this

Vor Monat
Seamus Quain
Seamus Quain

Do You Mean Living On Your Own, But You Eat Sugary, Salty Calorie Bombs That Tastes AWESOME. By Any Chances?

Vor Monat
Jacob Gill
Jacob Gill

I feel attacked

Vor Monat
Clint LaRoux
Clint LaRoux

SHOUT OUT TO ME I’m eating crab dip sandwich

Vor Monat
matress in my lung
matress in my lung

Zach: its techically a meal Me, an intelectual: if you are not concerned by the nutricional values of this item or the potential health hazards that it might create to you, you can consider it as a nourishing, well balanced, piece of nutrition

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Lumbago Studios and Spa
Lumbago Studios and Spa

Moron ever heard of Tortilla chips and ketchup

Vor Monat
Su Tart
Su Tart

Mumbo:👀👀

Vor Monat
JMDgamer06 Dicuia
JMDgamer06 Dicuia

I can cook way better than you and could have done so many more thing with the same ingredients with crackers

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NoneOfYourConcern
NoneOfYourConcern

So many times when i was in dorms at uni...

Vor Monat
James
James

This is so accurate lol. Living my best life haha aaaa

Vor Monat
A Person
A Person

Just survive on rice crispy cereal. When the box runs empty we shall all di

Vor Monat
Zola
Zola

Gorgugs kitchen

Vor Monat
Dedicated Random
Dedicated Random

*eats 4 loafs of bread* technically a meallllllllllll

Vor Monat
WeevilVlogger
WeevilVlogger

this is like watching taylor moore

Vor Monat
bepaler
bepaler

Tip: leftover spaghetti can be washed off and reused as noodles for any dish!

Vor Monat
Damienation Animations
Damienation Animations

I would just eat the olives alone. I like olives

Vor Monat
gaddyric
gaddyric

oh look it's the Bachelor Cooking Hour special!

Vor Monat
snvivie
snvivie

Buying groceries is how you end up with bad eggs. Just saying.

Vor Monat
darken27
darken27

How about we look in the pantry for about 8 solid minutes looking through boxed of dried meals to find one that both requires items that you have, and is also something I feel like eating today?

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sea pop
sea pop

he could have made some kind of carbonara

Vor Monat
Myotic Tesseract
Myotic Tesseract

"2PM and I haven't done anything today" I woke up at 2pm...

Vor Monat
wickedphant0m
wickedphant0m

I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling SO ATTACKED right now!

Vor Monat
Sandy Seibel Hager
Sandy Seibel Hager

How old are those eggs? I use expired eggs all the time. I do the same test and if they pass I use them. My eggs are frequently one month expired.

Vor Monat
Pusak Gaox
Pusak Gaox

Anyone else realise the abundance of plants in the kitchen?

Vor Monat
Youtube Doge69
Youtube Doge69

*F*

Vor Monat
Praying Handtis
Praying Handtis

*That actually looks pretty good.* (Edit) it’s because I was hungry :/

Vor Monat
This guy Knows
This guy Knows

Please make this a mini series!

Vor Monat
jacky chen
jacky chen

I had this before.......

Vor Monat
moll.
moll.

somebody stole the real avocado

Vor Monat

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