Those art pieces are both stunning and horrifying! Thanks for using NovelAI!

The Legend!

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Thanks you for this amazing ai !

It worked

Your guys AI was great

Kirby absorbing Armstrong and saying "Nanomachines, son!" was just pure AI brilliance.

“Poyomachines Son!”

Yes

The AI is stupid for making kratos making him lost against snake who's just some veteran Soldier well kratos is a god that is thousands of times stronger than any human

@Winston the great You are really getting mad over a silly ai competition?

@Winson Bey Zi Xiang  Boy you must really hate the Super Smash bros series

Can we all agree that this is the best story ever? "Sonic is about to fight Kirby, but then Tails come to his aid, he shoots an arrow, but unfortunately miss. "I won't miss again", says Tails, as he shoots another arrow, hitting straight into Sonic's face. At this point, Master Chief enters the scene. "I would have never expected you two to fight each other in front of a fast food restaurant", he says."

Kirby during all of this be like: 🙂

absolutely fucking legendary

HELP KIRBY- 😭

The jump in those 4 lines is insanely funny 😭😭

What happened to comic sonic?

The Link vs Mario battle actually made me shred a couple tears for the first time in months.

Same here man, top tier death in anime history, made me shed a couple tears

Same I was legit crying

No it was so sadddd

Sad enough to make a grown man cry.

Damn I didn't know you could shred tears

So cool that they got Mr. Bean to narrate the documentary on Ghandi vs. Doomguy

i watched that documentary when it was aired in India, i loved it especially the part where doomguy and the rock and Ghandi played video games before Ghandi made a deal with satan the lord of hell

@N124AJDX he then mahatma’d all over the place, truly the most documentary ever

Mr bean, they guy who never talks.

Lol this reminds me of a vid that says Mr.bean can beat Superman in a fight and it’s like an hr long

DougDoug: "these are the smartest Ai" AI: "Mario and master cheif fall into lava... the fight is over" "Master cheif disappeared... the fight is over"

Chief

^ correct

​@Sunbirth chefi

Chehef

mamsertr cvhiedf

Kirby: "you can't defeat me" Link: "I know but he can" Master chef: *apears from no where*

He didn't even defeat him, ha just declared himself the victor after getting beaten and the tournament organizers accepted it?

@Shalakor that's how good he is

"Master chef"

theym putm the mamstem cheifm in the arena

Gordon Ramsay has joined the chat WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE!

This was almost textbook anime tournament arc. Link is the main character. Kirby the unhinged powerfull bad guy. Mario the best friend of the protagonist tragically dying in a fight with him. Everyone else was just fodder

Master chief is master chief

​@Gavin CaballeroMaster Chief is the Master Chief relief

I need the voice actors so this anime can be real

The Master Chief Saga 1:12 - The Battle 17:08 - The Fast-food Intervention 36:05 - So Popular He Got a Sequel 47:56 - The True #1 48:20 - Master Chief, The Master of Gaming

When the fight is clearly over, another Chief wakes up from cryosleep apparently: "Sir, finishing this fight."

Mario and master chief falling into lava and then collectively deciding it’s not worth it is the best way this could’ve started

God gave Doug a chance to end this nonsense but, like a cruel and unjust torturer he continued the meaningless violence to fuel his ego

Honestly, Kirby beating everyone there is pretty lore accurate.

I feel like link would have demolished him, but idk what Kirby can rlly do and I’m much more familiar with link.

@The Ice Cream Man Kirby takes down universe ending threats and eldridge gods on a regular basis. This is mostly due to the fact the himself is an eldridge god of heart matter. (Heart matter is basically just positive emotions.) This affection is so strong that it even left imprints on Void Termina's soul and Gooey, both of which are composed of the exact opposite substance, dark matter, which is entirely negative emotions.

isnt he technically stronger then Kratos and Asura?

​@Garrett Carmichael Yes

@The Ice Cream Man link would PERISH against kirby regardless of which link it is.

43:52 Kirby calling Snake dumb for shooting himself at the end of his fight with Kratos was genius storytelling.

I love how Kirby didn't just KILL snake. He turned him into his slave, started mocking him about his combat abilities while he was severely hurt, and THEN murdered him.

He literally sucked the air out of snake's lungs

So much of that fight was just Kirby toying with Snake. The battle was over before it had ever even begun as far as Kirby was concerned

I mean Kirby is a literal eldrich horror so, yeah.

He even called him an idiot.

@Funny rain world Absolutely dreadful behaviour

"This is a battle of the two heroes. Master Chief and the improved new version, Master Chief 2" is one of the funniest things in this whole video

Master Chief was so good they made Master Chief 2,

This is what 343i took from us.

I love how NovelAI is semi-logical stories, and InferKit is good, phases into nonsense, lol. “Hadoken attacks Ryu relentlessly!” “Link kills Ryu with Hadoken!”

Also… We have to appreciate how Link is killing all of his friends, lol

@Desmond Schneider lol true. I feel like he could have demolished Kirby

​@The Ice Cream Man with a lot of fairies he is essentially immortal for all intents and purposes and repeatedly has had to kill what is essentially the god/incarnation of evil or whatever, he's really powerful

Also, for what it’s worth, Kirby hit Link twice and “Dazed” him, and dazed isn’t dead, so I’m calling bull on the final battle.

@Desmond Schneider link turned into ash then as a ghost he was dazed

doug, I fuckin love you. I've been laughing maniacly for for the past 48 minutes and 28 seconds, thank you for the pure bliss you've brought me

Same, I think this much laughter is unhealthy

29🤓

@some guy in a zoo nah he just wasn't amused by one singular second somewhere in the video

Wait this was 48 minutes?! Istg it felt like 20…

Gotta love how ryu was beaten with Hadoken, and chat yelling "TRAITOR!!!"

19:18 Sans was just too lazy to fight, so he made it look like his gaster blaster malfunctioned saying ''Oh man! It's broken'', so it doesn't look like he was trying to lose on purpose, that also explains why Sans didn't come backafter being knocked out of the ring unlike Master Chief (who was unconscious). Sans just fell asleep down there.

TRUE🤓🤓🤓

Very in-character for Sans ngl

I'm pretty sure he just used a shortcut to Grillby's

literally ANY "why didn't Sans do [this]?" question in any sort of media that includes him, official or unofficial, can be answered with "because he's lazy", and that's beautiful.

The best part is technically, Since Master Chief got knocked out instead of killed, _He canonically had a reason to keep coming back._

... oh

I mean, you have a point there.

Yes, you do have a point

That’s definitely Doug’s fault for not typing in “And Master-Chief died a horrible and instant death from which he will never return from, not even with nano machines son.”

He didn't die on camera so therefore he was never dead

The art of the victory scenes was amazing. I loved the last one where link was simultaneously a pile of Ashe, and shocked that he lost.

One kirby taunted snake with the "shooting himself", I was genuinely scared of the ai for referencing one of dougdoug's past stories, of which snake was included

Which one?

​@Raining Complete Vs Kratos round.

Now we just need someone to try and animate these lol

There was an animation for Mario vs Link done by Smash Bracket it was really well done

I believe, that Snake vs Kirby one - would be banned instantly, cause too kinky

Gandi vs Minecraft Steve is the one I want to see most

i need to see the doomguy vs ghandi

I love that Gandhi and Doomguy are locked in battle for so long that they run out of ammo and nukes.

Hadoken becoming a character was beautiful. Hadoken’s actions being described like a Pokémon was amazing

It is oddly disturbing that even AI knows how completely broken Kirby actually is. It's also 100% in character for Master Chief to just come back outta nowhere and pull a win out of his ass

Canocial luck ftw.

is that a spanish sex bot in a DougDoug comment reply? or maybe its portugese

@Borealis Yeah, that's spanish.... And... For some reason Is talking about... Exercise?? This bots are so frickin' dumb.

@Borealis your user name is peak fiction.

I personally think Kirby had the last laugh because the question mark is a red flag for something being wrong but will never know what happened. Include the fact Kirby can hold multiple copy abilities while being leagues more wicked then cannon and you could theorize anything about what you think happened without getting looks from others like your high

We all new from the start that Kirby is inevitably powerful and no physical masterpiece can encounter him as an enemy without being engulfed within his infinitely huge stomach of doom.

Tails lives on.

Then master chief attacks

Mario vs. Link was just an anime season finale. What a roller coaster

Saddest anime death, jokes aside the AI knows how to make a battle emotional without any effort

Link: Reduced to pile of ash. Also Link: Stood there dazed. What makes it better is the end art with Kirby victorious, and Link is to the right, well, half of Link is there, and his face makes it so much better, he is like "What, how could this be?!"

Kirby shouldn’t have won. Link is OP

@The Ice Cream Mandude, Kirby is a literal elder god.

@Lord Felidae and we literally don't care

*I LOVE that NovelAI writes Sonic with Sonic-fanfiction-tier writing.* Like, it's much worse than what NovelAI usually puts out. Whoever taught NovelAI to do that is a genius.

i think sonic fanfic writers taught it to do that

@Egon 370 No doubt about it. Especially when it brought female Tails into the mix. That came straight out of the fanfic realm.

9:16 In civilization, a world leader’s aggression level can be anywhere from 1-250, and Ghandi starts at 1, but when leaders develop democracy, their aggression level lowers by 2, putting Ghandi in the negatives, which end up looping around, so he instantly goes from a 1 to a 250, making him nuke everyone constantly.

This was confirmed to be a hoax…and then the devs made gandhi have a preference for nukes in civ 5. WELP.

@alfie ho I’m gonna play the most chronically online move possible and keep my statement as factual because I don’t want to double check. Have a good day though.

I completely lost it when Kirby copied Armstrong. There's simply nothing quite like the thought of a pink puffball shouting "Nanomachines son!" in a cute Kirby voice.

You know, Kirby hardens and causes physical trauma to his opponents

Nanomachines, poyo!

This needs to become a meme RIGHT NOW

@Sharktos when the AI said Kirby ate the punch i was wondering if the copy ability would come into play, and it did, to hilarious effect.

Poyo machines waddle dee

Kirby creating a bunch of interlooping portals around link, firing a bunch of fire balls to fly around from portal to portal, and then using his breath to turn it into a vacuum is SO GODDAMN AWESOME

It’s so god damn anime and it is KICKASS!

Kirby slowly turning into an Eldritch demon over the course of the tournament was both the most surprising and yet unsurprising thing to happen

It's all fun and games 'till HADOUKEN gets conscious and rebels against his own master

This video has the best plot I’ve ever seen. It has friendship, violence, death, vengence, and most importantly master chief.

I love how Kirby of all people turned into a psychopathic killer ripping off noses, burning people alive, and tearing apart Armstrong

Kirby: Broke Snake's spine Sucked all the air out of his lungs Broke his nose Turned him into a slave Turned him into a small puffball Used a magic staff to destroy all of his weapons He remembered Snake's suicide from another timeline He called him the dreaded "idiot" Its amazing how the AI managed to keep Kirby completely in character

"I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me."

i trembled when he called him idiot

@Evannator1 I know right, I thought Kirby was above such profanity

How is sucking all the air out of someone’s lungs then ripping their nose of not a lethal move. How is snake gonna breath?

Snake's character development. His sorrow from killing Kratos turned to madness as he ruthlessly killed Matt while maniacally laughing, to eventually his Insanity, personified as "Mr. Dream" while fighting Kirby. Truly one of the stories of all time.

The best part about master chief returning to other battles to me is that he was one of the only fighters who DIDN'T die in their rounds, meaning it was entirely plausible for him to come back several times.

18:01 this is the most disturbing but also the best art I have ever seen. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight

I really hope mediocre AI will stay a niche when other AI becomes more advanced. Because this is incredible.

Kirby was so confident in his ability, he didn't even resort to any of Sonic's speed or abilities to win the fight. With that, he could have easily blitzed Snake. What an epic saga.

Glad you enjoyed NovelAI! :D Me and the other devs had a great time watching this stream

Ayy figured one of ya would be here!

@Bruce Loh Always! I've actually been watching DougDoug for a while now so it was actually awesome (and a surprise) to see him on our site haha

oh no, the bots are here...

Great job, this was super fun!

MasterChief went from losing a pretty embarrassing fight to coming out of nowhere in the finale hitting Kirby with a cheap shot, to win it all.

doomguy just legit slaughtering the dragonborn is so weirdly accurate

man, this one is so great. coming back to it after almost a year, this was my introduction to dougdoug and i couldn't be happier to shout RIGGED with chat all the time

I’m late to this video but I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. And the artwork was unironically really sick. I really want to see this done again.

Mario thinking that Link is going to kill Peach, only for Mario to die and tell Link to save Peach, and then Link has to tell himself that Mario was going to kill Peach, is true writing.

things we learned: -Link can learn the hadookan which is seemingly sentient and a physical object -Ghandi has heat vision -Trevor from gta can go supersayain and it makes him suicidal -Matt wii sorts can kill sans with no effort -Solid snake can kill kratos with a bit of effort -Dwayne Johnson is a mutual friend of ghandi and the doomsayer -Ghandi and doomslayer are equally matched and in a never ending stalemate across countless timelines -Master chief constantly invades other peoples battles for no reason -Ghandi will be playable in the BotW dlc -Kirby can turn people into tiny pink puffballs -Kirby is a sick masochistic fuck (stop replying that I mixed up sadism and masochism I was just quoting doug) -Super sonic is a separate character from sonic and he is the leader of all superheroes *(At this point the original comment stopped so I started editing in things people said in the replies cause why not, lets see how far it goes)* -Kratos is a powerful philosophical mastermind that can make people question reality so much to the point where they commit suicide, even if he dies beforehand -Master chief has a better copy of himself, Master Chief 2.0 -Solid snake is good friends with Dream -Ghandi sold his soul to the Devil -Tails is a hedgehog and a girl -Somehow the AI managed to get the cops involved with the one black dude -Mr Bean apparently does the narration for documentaries -Kirby commited massive manslaughter -Tails deserves prizes for shooting sonic -Armstrong and kirby are pokemon -Doomguy can deflect a nuke with a chainsaw -Master Chief fucks with the final tournament and somehow wins -Dragon born has a button in place of his face that makes it harder for enemies to aim -both Ghandi and Doomguy are famous Indian personalitie

No, it wasnt trevor's super sayain that made him kill himself, it was armstrong's evil force

Also Kratos is a powerful philosophical mastermind that can make people question reality so much to the point where they commit suicide, even if he dies beforehand

And also master chief has a better copy if himself, Master Chief 2.0

I can't fucking breathe 💀

To be fair We already knew the last one.

credits to the referee at Link vs Mario for motivating them and kept the battle going, causing the sad ending of Mario

The art at the end of each fight is actually incredible

The reason that ghandi used tons of nukes in civilization was because he was the friendliest character. But there was a cap on how happy you can make him, if you make him too happy it breaks the cap and resets it to the lowest happiness, which is to destroy you at all costs

This is such a true gamer moment. CIV Gandhi vs Doomguy. Kirby being a complete horror show. Link vs mario being emotional. Matt outmemeing sans. This is one of the best tournaments of all time.

48:27 i love how the ai confused itself with the winner of the tournament with master chief coming out of no where “the winner is… master chief?”

The artworks really pull it together: it so cool to see master chief get knocked out by a squishy hammer, link crying over the friend he was forced to destroy, Or Ghandi using his laser eyes to impale Steve.

doublecheck the Atomic One's name

They should send this to Death Battle and have them animate these epic fights.

@Christopher Gonzalez Yes

@Christopher Gonzalez totally

Hell ye

These need to be animated! This would be amazing animations.

47:37 this part got me laughing so hard 😂

The confrontation between Link and Mario feels like cinematic glory and failure at the same time... and WHY IS THE ENDING SKETCH SO GOOD

Master Chief: *literally gets beaten twice* also Master Chief: *literally wins*

We should have gotten Doomguy Vs Kratos so we can end the debate once and for all

I can't believe Kirby would call Snake the dreaded "idiot", I've been crying uncontrollably for hours at the thought of doing such a horrible thing.

Do you know his twitter handle? I need to cancel him

Kermit with an AK wdym villain

kirby would never do that i'm crying and shaking

Oh God, not even Hitler would go that far.

Imagine having a pink puff ball and you, the genius 1000 iq person, gets called an idiot.

I like how one ai just wants peace, and the other ai just wants master chief.

Good gosh these fanarts. "Kirby has just taken a nap" has got to be the most true line in this whole thing.

I came here because I saw an art piece of link holding mario And I am very satisfied. This was amazing. I never knew I needed this thank you.

I never laught that hard in my entire life and the fact that master chief won at the end killed me

I used to get upset when my favourite character would get defeated in an unfair way, but I don’t do that anymore. This is so much more fun when you don’t play favourites, this was a great video.

Things I learned today: -Mario and Link are close friends -Link also somehow learned how to use the Hadouken during his fight with Ryu -Gandhi has a nuke rocket launcher and laser eyes. He's also a playable character in Breath of the Wild DLC -Diamond Shields exist in vanilla Minecraft -Senator Armstrong and Kirby are both Pokémon... somehow -Super Sonic and Sonic are two different beings as opposed to the former being a transformation for the latter -There's a Master Chief 2.0

"He's also a playable character in Breath of the Wild DLC" - Confirmed

>Mario and Link are close friends As they damn well should be.

Don't forget that The Rock is a mutual friend of Gandhi and Doomguy

Imagine not knowing about Master Chief 2.0, the best Nintendo character

Super sonic and sonic actually where 2 separate beings at a time look at fleetway super sonic

and with the ai recognizing kirby as the strongest videogame character its safe to say it is better than at least a good part of chat.

I really want to see these battles animated, they’re way to good to be limited as text

Every time Master Chief reappears in other battles is so hilarious.

This was just absolutely brilliant, have not laughed so much in awhile. Love how lore accurate the AI wrote Kirby to be

"They must take each other's weapon and armor." Is honestly a funny mental image. Just Mario in armor way too damn big for him, and Master Chief stretching out Mario's fucking overalls and wearing the M hat.

What's both hilarious and terrifying to me is that over the course of Kirby's battles, you can see him succumb to pure madness, in a manner similar to Dark Matter. He even uses attacks that have connections to Dark Matter, like the Dream Portals- a similar move is used by Magalor Soul in Return To Dreamland. Had Kirby kept going, had Master Chief not defeated him, it could very well have meant the end of the universe. Kirby lore is fucking terrifying

It really is thoughXD

Just had to.put the butterfly in there it would decimate everyone

God I love kirby lore. Kirby in this tournament became Void Termina in a sort of way.

Genuinely, after almost everything in Forgotten Land, seeing Kirby in this devolve into the sociopathic world destroyer he has the potential to be was really what I needed

right? it was unexpectedly really cool, honestly. also in the snake fight, kirby taps into those abilities as well, using seemingly reality altering abilities.

That Master Chief part at the end was just perfect considering that he tried to get involved in a battle twice after losing

Kirby beating everyone and then just randomly getting jumped by master chief sounds pretty accurate ngl

man i wish he did a part-2 of this masterpiece of an idea also with all the new AI tools i'm sure the stories would be even much better interpreted and also would enhance the visuals by loads

I hope the art still isn’t ai generated though

Thank you so much for this video. It remains one of my favorites on the platform to this day and has brought me so much joy

the art at the end of each battle is so good, like when link wins against mario and some piece of art is shown, its the best

Honestly, having Armstrong winning by not even doing anything, Doomguy straight up executing the Dragonborn, and Kirby winning against everyone is all surprisingly accurate.

I agree, I lost it at Armstrong gaslighting Trevor.

Well actually masterchief won… somehow

@Limeisfine even the ai is confused

@Limeisfine John halo doesn't afraid anything

i love the art after each battle, it looks so good

To think this is the video where I found DougDoug and it has only gotten more chaotic

Link also has ancient arrows. They can vaporize almost anything they come into contact with. Link can also cook a lot of food restoring his health when eaten.

Maybe the true treasure is the Master Chiefs we found along the way

I like how doug says in kirby vs snake "it wasnt clean" 5 seconds later "nice clean win from kirby"

Why is noone appreciating the gorgeous artworks after every single battle? They are incredibly well drawn and made the experience that much better!!

Someone should timestamp them

They are absolutely amazing

Where are they

@nemeziz the destroyer watch till the end

Kirby one was nightmare fuel tho

Dougdoug we need a sequel to this masterpiece

Man, no wonder link never speaks 8:18 “I know a few ways you can die” bros words are not rated E for everyone. Some merciless thoughts in that head

Kirby is a living black hole. I don't need AI to tell me he is definitely going to win. He's the strongest thing to have ever been created full stop. Nothing wins, he's unkillable.

I love how gannon just adds himself to the battle, it’s surprisingly accurate

Please do another one. I was laughing my ass off

HADOKEN betraying Ryu was a plot twist even M Night Shyamalan couldn't think of

the chat makes this even more hilarious

Seriously though what the hell happened. That made no damn sense

Ryu fired a Hadoken, then link slashed the Hadoken to send it flying back at Ryu. It happens in every Zelda game.

our hero oh god, bots

@Luciano Bradley Either a effect parry, or a mirror shield.

17:55 it's really interesting how the ai described sonic dying as he does in the classic sonic games

I find it funny how annoyed Doug gets when Ghandi is pacifist

i kind of like the concept of doom guy being ghandis rival. doom guy is all about action, and justice by violence. But if ghandi were in a situation that could be solved by violence like domguy, he would just try and protest about it, and probably end up letting it happen. doom guy would never forgive ghandi for not taking action. and ghandi would never forgive doomguy for his violent actions.

The AI is actually becoming scary. Like, it's learned to shitpost with Master Chief. If that isn't sentience, I don't know what is.

The drawings of the final blows really put this over the top for me. Great content as always doug!

Bro, that fight between Ghandi and Doom Guy was a fucking battle for the ages. Just two absolute demigods fighting for days, destroying everything around them in the process, and having to go through multiple realities before a winner was decided. Absolutely magnificent.

Doom guy calling Ghandi a traitor and fighting him to avenge his friends (that he killed) is what got me

What makes it even better is the fact that they are the complete opposite of each other, Ghandi being a man of peace and serenity while the doom slayer is almost the pure embodyment of rage and agression who has murdered billions in his own

my favourite part of that is at 30:58 where it says "Ghandi and Doomguy, two famous Indian personalities"

@MrSlipnSlide Ah yes the Slayer's long lost cousin, Bollywood Doomguy.

This is one of three events in civilization VI that can be triggered without player interaction

The funny thing is kirby would most likely beat everyone as he not only can consume other peoples ability he also has a warp star that he can use to warp.

And the most Terrifying thing is that he's immortal And Just a baby 💀 Oh Thanks god he's a Good Version of void termina Who believe in love and friendship

I love how Master Chief interrupts multiple fights even though he got out first round.

snake is a certified "laughing maniacally" enjoyer