watching aurthur slowly walk up the stairs as the world crumbles around him while the most intense trumpet music plays has got to be the funniest thing i've ever seen

God damn this is epic as all hell

@Dannyboy46 dammit, beat me to it.

@Pikle shou gaming the house is burning down

@Pikle shou gaming its inherit the stars

What is that song? Please answer me goddamnit.

Maybe it’s just me, but the definition of humor is when Arthur keeps getting beaten up, but each hit knocks a completely different hat off of his head

Tf2 simulator

reminds me of a VERY old "screwy squirrel" cartoon, involving him and a dog that's a truant officer. near the end he hits the dog over the head with a BUNCH of stuff and the dog's hat keep changing into different hats.

@Absilint do I smell a reference?

@Absilint God I love gus johnson

mans died but made sure to put a new hat on

I love how if you watch Doug live, your cheering for chat, but if you’re watching his video, you’re cheering for Doug

true

Im always cheering for chat no matter what

@Miles Gaunt also applies to ww2

Doug

"You blocked the entire fucking road and now I'm in Tahiti with the Irish man!" Truly a great sentence

The worst part is that the guy who gets spawned isnt irish, hes scottish. Thats why hes mad, everyone keeps calling him a leprechaun

15:05 Easily the funniest part of the video

Game: "You get 50 teleport options, send him around the world lads!" Chat: T A H I T I

@Doomguy no it’s Tahiti

i GoT a PlAn

@Gato Táctico Tahiti

"And we're in Tahiti"

tahiti gang

"I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon" must be the best sentence I've ever heard in my life

That's what I'm saying!!!!!

seeing doug almost finishing the bath with two stage coaches and multiple horses in the room and suddenly operating a cannon while naked is so surreal

The funniest shit I've ever seen

Even more surreal is your comment out of context.

*carl

Doug is like a dad trying to relax and chat is the toddler

This is what happens when you married a God, temper tantrums send you to fucking Tahiti

@GMo Kang-Suh lmao

I hate it when my 8 year old spawns an Irishman and teleports me to Tahiti

Doug: Why can’t you just be normal!? Chat: *Tahitian Screaming*

Doug: “I’m going to make it!” Chat: “Skedaddle skideedee, you’re going to Tahiti.”

Skidaddle skideedee you’re picking’ mangoes, in T A H I T I

I can imagine Dutch saying this as one of his quotes

@Kous, The Warbird Guy Yes, it is chats curse Be careful of flying boats or bearded slightly fat men running towards you

@Kous, The Warbird Guy he went to tahiti that day

Chat: You are going to Brazil! er... Tahiti! Arthur: Noooooo!

The end of attempt number four made it look like Aurthur was just imagining himself taking a nice bath with a beautiful lady taking care of him. And in reality he’s in the middle of nowhere going insane. Gotta love events like these.

I like how when twitch chat is told to do something in cohesion without Doug's input it takes them 4 hours but when their supposed to stop him from doing something they work in perfect symphony and develop advanced tactics. That's the community on twitch I love it

@Nathan Gamble shut

*they're

18:00 when he's slowly ascending the stairs with the music blaring and reality folding in on itself, desperately seeking a good bathe was incredible.

@Ian Foreman I ended up finding it a couple of days later, thanks anyway though.

@Chinner Origami (bit late, but its Inherit the Stars (Final Battle) from demon x machina

I literally had to stop at 19 minutes because I was laughing so hard

Do you know what the song is?

I cried laughing when that guy beat the shit out of Arthur while he kept spawning hats on his head

reminds me of that very old "screwy squirrel" cartoon, where he hit the dog over the head with a BUNCH of stuff and his hat changed shape every time!

Randome guy talking in a bar: "So I suddenly came into this world, and I was really mad at this guy for some reason, so I punched off his hat but more hats just appeared on his head!" People in the bar: "Is this guy crazy or something?"

When Arthur is slowly walking up the stairs while absolute chaos is happening all around him, it reminds me of that one scene scene from pirates of the caribbean

“The calamity will come” /reference

@Shadowgirlm 64 "It's just a good bath"

“It’s just good business”

YES

Doug: “[Teleporting] shouldn’t happen too much.” Chat: *T A H I T I*

I love that, even when Doug wins, he pretty much always comes up with a new challenge to give chat another chance to screw with him. I love that. ^^

Bathhouse: *Literally erupting with carriages and hot air balloons as Armageddon starts up outside* Arthur: "..... This is fine"

400th like your welcome

The fact that this game hasn't crashed after all of that fuckery is impressive

I don’t know why but seeing a cowboy be punched so hard his hat fell off only for him to have another identical hat on underneath had me in tears. the littered hats surrounding them at the end of the fight truly sent me

Robert Holder 25 and 472 more

I want to like but you have 420 likes and i dont want to ruin it

VEBZ, someone needs to edit the ending of that video with the sound of entering a level in Super Mario 64, right as he falls through the ground.

@Not The Fox thanks!

Doug: *tries to take a bath* Twitch chat: “We said we have a plan, Just have some goddamn faith!”

Twitch chat almost assassinated me by making me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe when they teleported Arthur on the streets when he was taking a bath

fr

"Hey, this is DougDoug, and we solve problems that no one has" This is probably the most true this has ever been I can see a situation in which someone would want to see what the strongest animal is I can see a situation in which someone would want to know the fastest way to get from Point A to Point B Even the random enemy spawn could prepare a person for surprise attacks ... I don't think I could ever see a situation where God would try to stop me from taking a bath

Not yet.

@el mata pacos I have checked apparently the odds of stopping time is not actually 0 like I thought due to the event horizon in black holes

chances are very low,but NEVER 0

Don't forget about the abundance of teleporting to Tahiti

Doug's mom: "You really should take a bath!" Doug: "I can't, the twitch stream won't let me." Doug's mom: "...What?" Doug: "Yea, they keep sending me to Tahiti." Doug Doug has since then been committed.

Arthur: “I need a bath.” God: “No, my son. You are needed in Tahiti.” *yeets Arthur there before he could reach the saloon*

*also spawns angry Irishman* God tests people in mysterious ways.

Doug: *tries to take bath * Twitch comments: So you have chosen Tahiti

@Jacob Hedrick Dw I got ya

only if i got money

Yes

It's guarma my dude.

but it's guarma tho lol

18:01 How schools expect us to act in a fire-drill

Lmao, facts

This comment. This one right here. Underrated.

And the rest of the video is how students _actually_ act in a fire drill, pure chaos

Doug: *breathes* Twitch chat: You are going to Tahiti!

"The teleporting shouldn't happen too frequently." Chat: Have you ever been to Tahiti? It's a magical place.

Game: *has 49 other places to go to* Twitch Chat: *Tahiti it is then*

I love how twitch chats first instinct is to save Arthur by sending him to Tahiti for a happy ending.

"The teleporting shouldn't be to frequent" is the last words of a man who truly doesn't understand the power of thy twitch chat

You can't say thy without me thinking of "THY END IS NOW."

This is their natural power, it’s just usually contained

@Lily Bullet or anyone who gives their twitch chat power

Twitch chat is a force to be reckoned with Just ask Wilbur Soot

"Now I'm in Tahiti with the Irishman" that's how every great story ends

I love the people who go "YEESSS!" in the chat when he succeeds, as if our entire mission for the stream isn't to STOP HIM. It's like kicking the ball into your own goal and then celebrating

19:50 and the moments lesding up to it may be some of the funniest ever recorded. I just spent the past few minutes laughing harder than I have in years. Thank you for this gift.

"Irishman with bowl cut and turtleneck chases charismatic cowboy through space and time." Would be a better title.

And a awesome movie

Can't believe that 2 years ago, this is what introduced me to Red Dead Redemption 2.

“ARTHURS NAKED,” “THERE IS A LADY HELPING” “I AM TAKING A BATH.” “LETS FUCKING GO.”

@Shreyas Prabhu nope

@Kaligo I think the person had a different pfp when I commented that

@Gus the Busno it doesnt

@Shreyas Prabhu 🏢

@FREEDOM🇺🇲 gay is good so thanks lol

How does Doug Doug make the stupidest things so freaking intense. I am so emotionally invested in this

"I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a goddamn hot air balloon!" -DougDoug 2020

When he said how is it tahiti everytime I realized something; The consistency of chats actions in these videos is astonishing.

It’s crazy how good the quality of his commentary and videos have come in just a year

I just love how insanely big the map of this game is, and the chat just keeps constantly sending him to New Austin and Guarma, the two most isolated places lol

Doug: Tries to take a bath. Twitch chat: Have you ever been to Tahiti? It’s a magical place.

@Autumn Woodham damn you missed out on some good shit.

@Dragmire Nope. Stopped somewhere in Season 4 during the LMD arc.

@Autumn Woodham did you ever continue Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Best reference

Ah Tahiti, truly the most magical place.

this is an exact representation of what my depression thinks will happen if i try to take a bath

Omg this is gold; haven’t laughed like this in ages

I found it really funny when the random dude kept punching Arthur and chat kept spawning hats every time he was punched.

12:24 this "I'M SOOO CLEEEAAN!" is still one of my favorite quotes

This is honestly the hardest I've ever seen someone work to take a bath, great job to twitch chat on their coordination!

I have never laughed so hard at a man attempting to take a bath as the world collapses around him.

i tried to take a long bath once in the middle of a fight of drunks outside,now they call me "sin cocos" or no testicles in english

@emerz35 i mean,if you live in a dangerous south american country,its pretty much dangerous to even take a bath

this is true humor

@The Black Baron I fear your bath times

Well, I'm glad that you've never seen me take a bath then.

The stress of the uber dramatic bath nearly killed me. What actually did murder me was the end when Arthur stood outside bucknaked and then you hear the twitch chat take a screenshot of naked Arthur. Help.

Chat at 7:00 : *Gives the horses a seizure* "Just trust us Doug we have a plan"

I’m depressed and using this as motivation to take a shower. It’s working. Thanks dougdoug

9:39 what a nice camera position to admire the great detail put into the horse graphics

I like how people in Saint Denis don't even care when they see a bear walking in the streets.

chat spamming screenshot on naked arthur is the greatest accomplishment to ever be accomplished

no wonder he didn't get along with Mary

@Red Rubix HQ HMMMMMMMMMMM

give them medals, gold ones

@Arlynne Cumberbatch для того 😜

@JenzCarlo TV ENGLISH ONLY USA

gotta be my favourite video on the channel, the story the montage it's spot on. love u doug

Tbh at this point the chat is so well trained that it`s a major selling point

These videos just go to show how vindictive people can be if you give them the power lol

3:57 Yo, did no-one else notice that his honor went up like 10 times when he knocked that guy out?

Ik like was he the anti-Christ or some shit

Watching the evolution of twitch chat and how they’ve become a single hive mind is such a sight to see

“Things go very poorly if they teleport me to Tahiti or if they stop time” is an underrated Doug quote

@JKBenbot that’s just in what weve seen, as long as diavolo dies in that timeline too it’s canon that dio teleported iggy and jotaro to tahiti

@Mr Skywars123 Big spoilers for base JOJO Part 3 and the OVA. Iggy dies via vanilla ice in both, And we don’t know where Vanilla ice teleports them to, but this talk is about DIO, Not funny space eraser, so after almost everyone is dead we wouldn’t Dio Teleport Jotaro to Tahiti and gather more minions to kill him, As we see that almost all the other Crusaders are knocked out or dead teleport Jotaro to Tahiti and kill Pollnerf?

@JKBenbot the ova ofc

@Mr Skywars123 When did DIO Teleport Iggy or Jotaro to Tahiti.

Za warudo can do both simultaneously. conclusion? twitch chat is DIO

Doug: I'm going to take a bath. Chat: We don't do that here.

For those who haven't played this game. Arthur's Camp to Valentine is like a 30-45 second straight horse ride with max horse stamina. It's not short.

the fact that they hired a Irish hit-man and then just stun locked him was insane

the worst part about this is that I’ll never be able to watch it for the first time ever again

i like to imagine all the stuff flying at the end is because there is a tornado striking the building but arthur is still just focused on a bath

Now imagine seeing Arthur running around screaming about needing a bath as all god damn hell breaks loose around him, and then he just disappears. Meanwhile, in Tahiti, a strange man appears out of nowhere and is beaten to death by an Irishman.

This sounds like an amazing Webcomic of the misadventures of a Cowboy

And the Irishman appeared outa nowhere.

Chat turned him into a bear. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!

i dont think ive seen a video so chaotic yet funny so far im crying genuine tears

15:40 I haven't laughed this heartily in a long long time 🤣😂🤣 Ah my sides!

Omg, this video literally had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I was genuinely concerned I was gonna die 😅😂. At attempt 7 of 'round 2' I just completely lost it and couldn't stop laughing

This is why gamers like you and me rarely take baths, we have the risk of going to Tahiti or being turned into an aligator

"I swear to God, if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon..." - DougDoug

Just why what where when

"YOU BLOCKED OFF THE PATH TO THE SALOON, AND NOW IM IN FUCKING TAHITI WITH THE IRISH MAN"

A sentence I never expected to hear in my life

@tydee SSSHHHHHHHHH

@Diego Delgadillo nope

The amount of effort doug puts in his videos is absolutely amazing...

"You've blocked off all paths to the saloon and now I'm in FUCKING Tahiti with the Irishman." A sentence I thought I'd never hear

The thing I love about this video is that he does the most basic thing while this really exhilarating music plays in the background

I’ve never seen the twitch chat work together so well. Normally they are all over the place, but this time they consistently got him to Tahiti or spawned that one dude. I’m Impressed, twitch wasn’t playing around!

I think this idea as a show would be really fun to watch. Someone trying to do mundane task while all hell breaks loose around them

I like to imagine that “the guy” is the reality police coming to beat Arthur up after breaking the space time continuum.

The reality police are all identical bearded Irish men

Arthur gets pulled in by the TVA

Arthur is wanted for illegal space time manipulation of "gay zone"

lol the time police from gf

The TVA

Chat learning how to teleport is truly impressive lol

"Things go really badly if they teleport me to Tahiti or they stop time." These videos are amazing.

I rarely actually laugh out loud at videos. But I am almost pissing myself laughing at this one! All humor aside- the ending was so darn wholesome.

This guy calling the saloon a salon killed me every time

**Local man Does everything in his power To take a bath While god is trying to stop him**

LMAO

@MDLuffy1234 got to the part right as I read it

Florida moment

While Dutch tries to take him to Tahiti by force

Best news i have ever heard

Why do all of these always end with the best endings ever

I haven't laughed this hard in years. Tears streamed down my face as the trumpets sounded. I am definitely subbing and sharing this to all my friends this is absolute gold.

There”s nothing more fun than making Dougy our helpless plaything 😈

Now I wanna see twitch chat play a game while dug dug try’s to stop them

I have watched this several times and it is still just as funny every time 🤣

This is basically: Twitch chat screws over Doug’s hygiene.

@Jacob Weatherford Oh, true true... If this was true I would feel so bad for 'DougDoug'.

@LunarTea I'm sure it would not be that bad it would be far worse Doug could be taking a bath and find himself in the middle of the Amazon suddenly wearing his clothes

@Jacob Weatherford That would go horribly. I only imagine the horrible things ‘DougDoug’ would have to go through. Walking down the street then he’s in Australia.

Imagine if we could screw with him in real life like we do in the game hed go crazy.

These are by far my favorite kinds of videos lmfao. I was laughing the entire time.

Arthur's walk to the saloon bath makes me think of the end of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. It's just good business

I think this is what everyone secretly wants to dream of when they go to sleep

I haven't laughed this much in years. It's given me the worst headache but it was so worth it!

Oh man I am tearing up so much. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in 2023 so far! 😂

"Why is he a bear?" the innocent bystander asks curiously. "GOOD QUESTION" the loud streamer yells menacingly

“Wait a minute” God said, confused.

“GOOD QUESTION” Doug stated, calmly.

Dumbledore asked calmly

Andy dwyer

"GOOD QUESTION" the streamer replies, calmly

never has walking to a bath been more intense.

I was trying to eat my dinner whilst watching this and nearly chocked on my food cos I couldn't stop laughing when chat slowed down time and spawned several dozen Cannons. I love this channel.

Chat teleporting you to Tahiti with the Irishman is fucking hilarious.

I find it utterly terrifying and beautiful that giving a massive group of people one goal instantly makes them function like a machine. Imagine a revolutionary take over via twitch chat