This movie can be summarized as “high schoolers waste billions of taxpayer dollars”

For real

Y E S

Better waste the money than use it to kill foreign children.

HAHAHA, HAAAAaaaa, this is true

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

I love how we gloss over the fact that her friend hacked into MILITARY EQUIPMENT and then nothing happens to her

Well because she is a minor ig

Tbf her dad works for the military - nepotism is a long running tradition in America

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

Just thought about this-

That’s not even punishment 😭

when she was describing the perfect boy as blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, and strong, I thought "yowzers, some dude in Germany thought the same thing a few years back"

@El Fascisto it ain’t that deep. She legit said “this is the perfect man”

@El Fascisto nah bro

@blondie you seem to be easily influenced

So being attracted to aryans is the same as believing that all other races should be annihilated ?? How exactly ?

Like seriously as a little kid i thought i had to/liked blond blue eyed dudes becahse of disney turns out my actual type is dark hair dark eyes extra points for tan , disney was brainwashing me lmao

I love how even the "nerdy" characters still have clear skin, perfect hair, full faces of makeup and are well dressed, they just have glasses on which makes them unattractive apparently

@sienna LOL, Rick Moranis is a worthy like. But yeah, I agree. I’d never wear contacts; they’re ironically harder to take care of than just normal glasses. I love my glasses; I’ve had a ton of different pairs since I was like 9 years old.

@sienna I won best dressed in senior year.

@Robert McBride I love that lol

@Kryptoskillet I’ve never needed glasses, but even though the stereotypical nerd trope damaged a few self esteems, I can confidently say that it shaped the type of guys I crush on. My friends in school knew me for obsessing over Louis Tully (and Seymour from time to time… I love Rick moranis if you couldn’t tell haha) But I find people inserting and taking out contacts uncomfortable, especially since a few dodgy contacts (which typically tend to be coloured) can make you go blind

@ComedyReliefGuy My school had a uniform which was a polo shirt and khakis. I decided to improve on mine by wearing a cardigan and bowtie (even during the warmer months).

I love how when describing her perfect boy none of it had to do with the guy she ACTUALLY had a crush on

I think she started out saying "He's got brown hair" then she got embarrassed and was like "no blonde.. blue eyes. Totes not Jock boy Noah"

Honestly this isn't that weird. A good amount of the people I've had crushes on didn't actually fit into my ideal fantasy type. That being said, the movie's still dumb though.

That's because she built a *better* boy. The other one probably wouldn't have even self destructed if she refused to kiss him.

@Kryptoskillet OMG thank you! I thought I just wasn't paying attention well enough when I wondered where he went lol. Tho it also made me wonder...did Albert eliminate him? 👀

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING. Where was Mr. Centaur-eyo throughout the rest of the movie? It’s like he seems to not exist after the beginning of the movie.

My favorite part of teen movies are the incredibly huge crowd of onlookers ready to snicker at the antagonist's taunts. Like, sure I get four, five, maybe as many as ten people in the group watching, but you got like 30+ people there.

Exactly, like they don’t have anywhere to be?

It varies colton.

*olds Good lord.

*olda

30+ 30 year olda

As a programmer, I can 100% confirm that we put different liquids to our programs.

Same here! I ran out of brave juice last week. Would you happen to have some?

"He was naked when he came out of the skin bath." A truly iconic quote.

I think we were all naked when we came out of the skin bath.

I love how Mae’s friend says "human boy" like she was gonna describe some dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend fantasy lmao.

that’s what I’d do tbh

@TaterTot Exactly lmao

that was a very oddly specific fantasy description

Fun fact, this was actually supposed to be the plot for Terminator: Rise of the Rebellion, a prequel to the first Terminator describing how the robot uprising came about. That is a lie, I made that up

fr like her dad be working at cyberdyne or some shit also, how did he get the clothes? or the car? I’m imagining he just shows up to a random bar/concert and it plays out like the beginning of a terminator movie that night. now THATS the movie I want to see.

Maybe the real better boy was the friends we made along the way

@Zixise same

Boooooo

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@Tartagalicous so true

Butter boy**

i feel very privileged to be called gaby, this one is an absolute icon

I feel so dominated by seeing Danny sit in a chair backwards

same tbh

he looks like a killjoy with that jacket lmao maybe inspired by the mousekat helmet after "Describe to me your ideal *human* male."

I definitely feel dominated, Danny.

Tô be fair, that’s probably the movie where Noah Centineo looks the MOST like an actual fucking teenager.

That’s because he actually was in this movie. He was 18 when it came out.

That's because Noad was actually 18 by the time this movie was released. So he is a teenager in 2014.

@Larson Prospecting The bots are insulting other bots

He looks so cute

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment.

Honestly love the message. "Don't feel pressured to do things you don't want to, and also F*** THE MILITARY" great job disney.

The Bruce Willis line made me snort laugh & it hurt 😂

I have been called mean names in front of the teacher he did absolutely nothing. It did not surprise me that the math teacher did nothing.

Honestly if they had just had one scene showing Albert researching the internet for what girls think are the coolest things, and then another scene where his research of the internet brought him to conclude that war and the military are terrible or something, it would explain several big plot holes in this movie. Have the robot character research popular cool cars and then go to a dealership and steal one flawlessly because they are a perfect robot.

albert turns into a hyper feminist tumblr girl but its actually cool and nice

it’s almost like it’s a requirement for every single disney movie ever to end in a prom or homecoming

Or a song/dance competition, agreed.

@Lizard Queen whats morp?

its a blood bath and bunch of war the end is a dance party

@Camden Ewing I’ve only heard of Prom being seniors only + whoever a senior invites

i read p'orn and got confused for a second

“Omg what if we build you a virtual boyfriend!” Slow down there Frankenstein

Also the guys from "Weird Science" who did the same thing as this film but with the genders reversed.

i love how the license plate on his car says "meow-zers" like her friend said when they were creating him. those little details lol

Rewatching this months later, I'm suddenly wondering if the Disney stereotype of "cool kids never sit properly" has anything to do with "gays don't know how to sit"

Cool in Disney=Gay LMAO

Hm that tracks

Oh my god I think you cracked the code

I remember watching this a long time ago, it was really weird.

I like how the movie acts like america would program him to save the world instead of just programing him to destroy iraq or whatever

He discovered his true goal when he ran off. Thats why he self destructed in the end.

i love reading comments on dannys videos without watching it first, with no context i am so confused

@Ryan Molstad Not even, they're literally just like "yeah we killed that child and blew up a hospital that people can't live without, but they're brown so we're saving the world"

@Charissa Ingram Ok so capitalists? The 1%?

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

The "HES TOO FUCKING HUNKY" has me CRYING HAHAHAHA plus the human juice part bro i cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11:22 gotta love how he was somehow aware when the main characters friend said “Meowzers” and decided to put it on his license plate

A trillion dollars a year couldn't even stop a Disney teenaged 30-year-old from hacking in less than 5 minutes

the teacher at the beginning genuinely sounded like she was going to have an existential crisis after seeing the two hand in their calculus

I love how how Gaby said "Describe to me your ideal *human* male." Like she expected Mae to start describing some weird furry fantasy instead of a normal human person

Ah fuck, I’m out of luck

Gaby:"describe your ideal male" May:"ok" May: *proceeds to describre a eldritch horror straight from a lovecraft book* Gaby:" MAY, it NEEDS to be human" May:"oh, sorry. Silly me 😋"

Yep I guess

My girlfriend’s friends back in highschool make me think the specification was necessary

Well he's a wolf-demon hybrid with fairy wings...

maybe her bones ARE getting squishy

"hE'S TOO FUCKING HUNKYYYY" will always be my favorite Danny quote

You're really funny dude. I literally laugh out loud with a lot of your jokes

9:27 the empath juice🥺

I need empathy juice tbh, I have apathy 🥲

The other horrifying undertone of the plot is that its obvious the movie is implying that Albert defies his default & goes to the dance cause he's becoming sentient; so he has feelings for the main chick- but when she rejects him he basically kills himself.

technically he didn’t do it, MAY did it. so she murdered him; which is probably even worse and more messed up

That was what I was thinking, I mean it kind of implies that its sentient now and when denied of the thing it was programmed to do post sentience it just develops an existential crisis and dies.

It weirdly reminds me of doki doki literature club

Lmao 💀

Disneys something else

I swear the DCOM best friend of color always sells the acting more than the protagonist lol

It is very weird hearing my own name said in this movie over and over

I love how they gave both MCs glasses because eye-seeing energy gets converted to brainpower so they have to use glasses.

Something I'd love to see is a documentary about a Greg that has been affected from being greeted on every one of your videos.

15 years later, Noah Centineo is still playing a high schooler

Then he would be 9

And not a very smart one if he still needs tutoring

BRUH I DID THE MATH AND WENT "oh so he's 40" THEN I WENT "wait it came out in 201-"

Some people never change roles.

Haha ikr

the thing i appreciate about your videos most is that your sponsors are at the END of the video. not the beginning. thank you Danny.

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There is no better boy than Greg.

I always expect Danny to be like other people on the Internet and not understand anything about computers, hacking, programming, etc. I get so surprised every time XD and every time I remember that Danny was also a CS major (like me)

I like to imagine that Gabby's "yowza" in response to Mae's "ideal boy" is her making a mental note to stop hanging out as soon as this caper is over.

😆 ikr

😆 ikr

😆 ikr

😆 ikr

😆 ikr

I remember when I was like 7 or something I was obsessed with this movie. Now looking back on it, I’m realizing how odd it is

"he's a robot, he's not supposed to have any say in the matter" sure Dylan, be against the robot rights, how progressive of you🙄 when the machine takeover is rolling around, they'll know which side you were on this all time

Just imagine the robot boy leaving the facility and going up to someone on the street, "Your clothes, give them to me. Now." and instead of trying to stab him they're so impressed by how hunky he is

“talk to the hand!” _grabs hand_ “N O W”

I remember watching this when it came out. It was really cool because two movies came out on Disney channel the same day, this and Zapped and I loved both for some reason

the video we’ve all been waiting for

omg hiii

Hi queen I love u 💖

Omg I didn’t even realize it was you- hi lol

Bruhhhhh I was scrolling through the comments section just vibing and I see you comment! I love your channel lol

Omg, hi girl!🔥 love your channel JJAJA❤️

Danny is the only person that could make me laugh until I go to heaven using only a photo

The point of "Weird Science" was that two boys try to create a woman who they can control, but she ends up having a mind of her own, and the boys learn lessons.

So jokes aside this is actually some good commentary on like consent and such. Because it raises two questions: Are you doing this for yourself or are you doing this to one up someone else? Or are you doing this to spite the people who told you not to? Are you doing this to prove something to someone other than yourself? If you proving something to yourself then what? Why?

DANNY GONZALEZ DO A VIDEO OVER TOPPER GUILD

You can’t convince me this script wasn’t a parody that Disney found on like wattpad or something

Wattpad I hate to say has better plot lines then Disney

Also what the fuck is going on with your pfp??

@mariii28are you a directioner?

YEAH WATTPAD WOULD DO THAT

@Not Official This guy does better movie reviews literally https://youtu.be/eEqKsnYofxE

Yes, Danny, we feel dominated by your powerful presence. 😘

"Maybe her bones are getting squishy..." Best running gag ever. I quote that irl sometimes LOL

2:27 fun fact: a lot of artists use neutral tone paper (grey or tan) instead of white. Since most fully rendered art peices are primarily comprised of midtone. I mean when you think about it, when's the last time in real life you've seen pure lit white?

Looking directly into the sun is the only thing I can think of

ive always wondered why its always homecoming and never prom, i feel like prom should be more hyped up yk- maybe not all schools have the rule where people who arent seniors cant go to the prom unless invited

“You disrupted class on several occasions, you threw a football at a fellow classmate so hard you gave him internal bleeding” 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I just about shit my pants when you said that and that clip of the football throw popped up 😂🤣

You know what would make Albert better? If he could turn into an airplane.

I find it interesting that a stereotype for popular kids in teen movies is that they don't know how to sit, and it's also a stereotype in memes about bisexual people

Danny should play a high school kid in a disney movie he could actually pass as one of them and it wouldnt be to obvious

Mae's friend: what's your ideal boyfriend like? Mae: **starts describing Hitler youth**

@El Fascisto good point

@Rachelcookie321 anti-white racists everywhere

@Allie Mae was describing HER ideal male, not THE ideal male

@Indybot how was that racist ? What ?

I would name him adolf

I haven't laughed at a YouTuber for so long, I love this channel.

We need a sequel called "How to Build Another Boy"

I found Danny's take on the ending rather disturbing, the notion that a clearly sentient creature should be required to live as a slave to their creator(s), especially ones so despicable as the U.S. government, is something which I find markedly vile.

ever since he saw that mermaid movie hes being saying “squishy bones” and i love it😂

“imagine making a fake profile for a fake boy 🙄” also danny: makes an entire tiktok persona to promote a tiktok song

A tiktok song he made for the sole purpose of promoting

@MyaGamingKat thank you my fellow human

@no judie l i e s

You mean, he made a fake profile for a fake boy? He acted as a different person and made an instagram account for him too lol

Lol

Moral of the story: Even if you're absolutely perfect in every way, and you dedicate your life to pleasing one girl by singing romantic songs and having romantic picnics and spending every second of your life making her happy... she's still not going to be satisfied and she'll probably destroy you without a second thought.

"If there is something about cool kids I know from Disney movies, is that they don't know how to sit normally" It's what the popular guys have in common with the *gays*

I love how this movie is essentially “let’s put the terminator in a romcom”

I love this take on the movie! I can't STOP LAUGHING!

The cursed version of Pinocchio

😎🕶️👈🏽🧐

Lmao 🤣

yes

Leah Stewart yeah the original Pinocchio is cursed enough

I see you everywhere

i love how the mean girl's name in this movie is Nevaeh. It's Heaven spelled backwards, which is convenient considering the character probably came from Hell.

When Danny said, “Human juice,” it reminded me of this time when my best friend’s younger brother wouldn’t stop complaining about how thirsty he was despite the fact that he had a water bottle with him, and I pointed to an electricity box next to us and said, “So just drink the electricity juice!”

i love how in so many videos we get a throwback to his video about scales and the squishy bones

This got me laughing on the floor tho 12:30

The ironic part is that Danny, a 26 year old man, would make a _very_ convincing teenager.

makes the perfect class clown with those perfect editing skills

I honestly could see him as the main dude's best friend in a very corny and unrealistic teencom, written so badly by a middle-aged white man that you don't even know if it was intentional or not. Danny's performance would just add to the gold.

didn’t even think he’s MARRIED

didn’t even think he’s MARRIED

@Fart Have you seen a 12 year olds face tho? /j

I'm so thankful Danny's never sold out till this day

Anyone else love being Greg so much that you want your friends to rename you Greg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Danny : “cool kids never sit right” me who never sits right : ☺️

dude your my fav youtuber i listen to you when im just playing games keep it going man

Movie: "He's a hot burger" My Brain: "You're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat Put this record on repeat Listen while you sleep"

@Lamonike TV loser

@Hazem Karam why?

@dananabread6632 😂😂This is crazy and funny too😂😂 https://youtu.be/9ZCXwIx_kMY

@Victoria Adderhold 😂😂This is crazy and funny too😂😂 https://youtu.be/9ZCXwIx_kMY

@Victoria Adderhold 😂😂This is crazy and funny too😂😂 https://youtu.be/9ZCXwIx_kMY

3:15 “Maybe her bones are getting squishy.” I like the reference lol

Danny: mm, you know hes the coolest kid in school when he doesnt know how to sit on a bench Yes, people who dont know how to sit are the hottest

I'm always having a Greg day!

When he shows up, Albert has a car and a customized license plate. How the hell did he get a car and a customized license plate in a single night?

Did no one notice that Albert never actually enrolled at the school? He just showed up and started going into random classes?

Yeah weird…

Its actually easier than it seems, I used to meet up with friends from other schools on their campus to pick them up either during lunch or after classes ended.

no cuz it’s funny when u stfu and don’t overthink

@The Video of Diaries of a Greg in Quarantine i did that on Zoom once

That’s how creed got hired at dunder mifflin

You had me cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂

So you're saying that they are able to program the robot to tell how the girl is feeling with one look, but they can't program the robot to be a good kisser?

The history teacher at the school did a great job—one class and this robot realizes how evil the military is

We love how the Naveh girl just roasted the entire country of Siberia

i remember watching this movie with my dad, he couldn't stop complaining about how the two main characters would not be bullied if they started dressing normally, it was so funny hearing my 50 year old dad complaining about clothing choices on a teen disney movie like he was some sort of expert lol

I mean he's not wrong

@Alice B. lmao, it's okay tho, no one was fashionable in high school anyways, we either wore normal clothes or tried really hard to be trendy, there was no in between

Unfortunately, when I was in high school, I was the school nerd who put so much effort in my clothes only to look ridiculous in retrospect. If only I'd had your dad to knock some sense into me.

I mean yeah if they’re that smart learn color theory and what century it is

@ᜑᜒᜋᜒᜋ Пинагод same here in brazil

I feel like “What’s your deal social-life wise?” and “Are you going to Homecoming?” are two different questions.

I'm literally crying rn and this is the only thing making me happy😭😭

Whenever I watch one of his videos he makes me die😂😂😂😂

I'm imagining Albert when he goes to get clothes he walks up to a Gap store and goes "Your clothes. Give them to me" like in Terminator.

Kid: Dorks *every other kid: Laughs like it’s the funniest joke they ever heard*

My captions thought he said “twerks”.

To be fair, my high school was like this.

* H A H*

The nerd: Oh look it's the popular kid who has nothing better to do than dunk on others because they're parents won't pay any attention to them. Everyone: *not funny* Popular kid: *dork* Everyone: *comedy*

@Gumbilitous Not again