I'M BUILDING A BETTER BOY

TheJacobShapiro
TheJacobShapiro

This movie can be summarized as “high schoolers waste billions of taxpayer dollars”

Vor 2 years
Flaming Fire
Flaming Fire

For real

Vor 8 Tage
W H A T .
W H A T .

Y E S

Vor 22 Tage
EFrizzleman
EFrizzleman

Better waste the money than use it to kill foreign children.

Vor Monat
Mr. Axolotle
Mr. Axolotle

HAHAHA, HAAAAaaaa, this is true

Vor 4 Monate
Random4
Random4

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

Vor 5 Monate
Hades
Hades

I love how we gloss over the fact that her friend hacked into MILITARY EQUIPMENT and then nothing happens to her

Vor year
Sandra Loginovaite
Sandra Loginovaite

Well because she is a minor ig

Vor 3 Monate
रोज
रोज

Tbf her dad works for the military - nepotism is a long running tradition in America

Vor 4 Monate
Random4
Random4

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

Vor 5 Monate
Clover Harris
Clover Harris

Just thought about this-

Vor 6 Monate
Dancin Cockroach
Dancin Cockroach

That’s not even punishment 😭

Vor 6 Monate
Gimoosh
Gimoosh

when she was describing the perfect boy as blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, and strong, I thought "yowzers, some dude in Germany thought the same thing a few years back"

Vor year
Gimoosh
Gimoosh

@El Fascisto it ain’t that deep. She legit said “this is the perfect man”

Vor 9 Tage
Gimoosh
Gimoosh

@El Fascisto nah bro

Vor 9 Tage
El Fascisto
El Fascisto

@blondie you seem to be easily influenced

Vor 9 Tage
El Fascisto
El Fascisto

So being attracted to aryans is the same as believing that all other races should be annihilated ?? How exactly ?

Vor 9 Tage
blondie
blondie

Like seriously as a little kid i thought i had to/liked blond blue eyed dudes becahse of disney turns out my actual type is dark hair dark eyes extra points for tan , disney was brainwashing me lmao

Vor 16 Tage
Tide Pod Pad Thai
Tide Pod Pad Thai

I love how even the "nerdy" characters still have clear skin, perfect hair, full faces of makeup and are well dressed, they just have glasses on which makes them unattractive apparently

Vor year
Kryptoskillet
Kryptoskillet

@sienna LOL, Rick Moranis is a worthy like. But yeah, I agree. I’d never wear contacts; they’re ironically harder to take care of than just normal glasses. I love my glasses; I’ve had a ton of different pairs since I was like 9 years old.

Vor 4 Stunden
Robert McBride
Robert McBride

@sienna I won best dressed in senior year.

Vor 6 Tage
sienna
sienna

@Robert McBride I love that lol

Vor 6 Tage
sienna
sienna

@Kryptoskillet I’ve never needed glasses, but even though the stereotypical nerd trope damaged a few self esteems, I can confidently say that it shaped the type of guys I crush on. My friends in school knew me for obsessing over Louis Tully (and Seymour from time to time… I love Rick moranis if you couldn’t tell haha) But I find people inserting and taking out contacts uncomfortable, especially since a few dodgy contacts (which typically tend to be coloured) can make you go blind

Vor 6 Tage
Robert McBride
Robert McBride

@ComedyReliefGuy My school had a uniform which was a polo shirt and khakis. I decided to improve on mine by wearing a cardigan and bowtie (even during the warmer months).

Vor 17 Tage
paige eck
paige eck

I love how when describing her perfect boy none of it had to do with the guy she ACTUALLY had a crush on

Vor year
Mystii
Mystii

I think she started out saying "He's got brown hair" then she got embarrassed and was like "no blonde.. blue eyes. Totes not Jock boy Noah"

Vor 12 Tage
Mindy
Mindy

Honestly this isn't that weird. A good amount of the people I've had crushes on didn't actually fit into my ideal fantasy type. That being said, the movie's still dumb though.

Vor 24 Tage
ShockTheToast
ShockTheToast

That's because she built a *better* boy. The other one probably wouldn't have even self destructed if she refused to kiss him.

Vor 3 Monate
The Dynast Queen
The Dynast Queen

@Kryptoskillet OMG thank you! I thought I just wasn't paying attention well enough when I wondered where he went lol. Tho it also made me wonder...did Albert eliminate him? 👀

Vor 3 Monate
Kryptoskillet
Kryptoskillet

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING. Where was Mr. Centaur-eyo throughout the rest of the movie? It’s like he seems to not exist after the beginning of the movie.

Vor 3 Monate
DPadGamer
DPadGamer

My favorite part of teen movies are the incredibly huge crowd of onlookers ready to snicker at the antagonist's taunts. Like, sure I get four, five, maybe as many as ten people in the group watching, but you got like 30+ people there.

Vor 2 years
ryugoku -.
ryugoku -.

Exactly, like they don’t have anywhere to be?

Vor year
fighting media lounge
fighting media lounge

It varies colton.

Vor year
Pebbles
Pebbles

*olds Good lord.

Vor year
Pebbles
Pebbles

*olda

Vor year
Pebbles
Pebbles

30+ 30 year olda

Vor year
dawnriddler
dawnriddler

As a programmer, I can 100% confirm that we put different liquids to our programs.

Vor Monat
Lodestar
Lodestar

Same here! I ran out of brave juice last week. Would you happen to have some?

Vor 5 Tage
DJLunaWolf
DJLunaWolf

"He was naked when he came out of the skin bath." A truly iconic quote.

Vor year
Samuel Hancock
Samuel Hancock

I think we were all naked when we came out of the skin bath.

Vor 4 Monate
gloomii
gloomii

I love how Mae’s friend says "human boy" like she was gonna describe some dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend fantasy lmao.

Vor 5 Monate
Zap!
Zap!

that’s what I’d do tbh

Vor 3 Monate
gloomii
gloomii

@TaterTot Exactly lmao

Vor 3 Monate
TaterTot
TaterTot

that was a very oddly specific fantasy description

Vor 3 Monate
Cul Gi
Cul Gi

Fun fact, this was actually supposed to be the plot for Terminator: Rise of the Rebellion, a prequel to the first Terminator describing how the robot uprising came about. That is a lie, I made that up

Vor year
audiovisualcringe
audiovisualcringe

fr like her dad be working at cyberdyne or some shit also, how did he get the clothes? or the car? I’m imagining he just shows up to a random bar/concert and it plays out like the beginning of a terminator movie that night. now THATS the movie I want to see.

Vor 2 Monate
Squills
Squills

Maybe the real better boy was the friends we made along the way

Vor 2 years
Bella Leach
Bella Leach

@Zixise same

Vor Monat
robrid8
robrid8

Boooooo

Vor Monat
tuxedocatVR
tuxedocatVR

e

Vor 2 Monate
exploring in tyvat
exploring in tyvat

@Tartagalicous so true

Vor 2 Monate
Your left kidney
Your left kidney

Butter boy**

Vor 5 Monate
calamondin~
calamondin~

i feel very privileged to be called gaby, this one is an absolute icon

Vor Monat
Not a stupid dog
Not a stupid dog

I feel so dominated by seeing Danny sit in a chair backwards

Vor 6 Monate
Starkid Potter
Starkid Potter

same tbh

Vor 3 Monate
GUNSFORTOES
GUNSFORTOES

he looks like a killjoy with that jacket lmao maybe inspired by the mousekat helmet after "Describe to me your ideal *human* male."

Vor Monat
Rain
Rain

I definitely feel dominated, Danny.

Vor Monat
Moony Moonzzi Moon
Moony Moonzzi Moon

Tô be fair, that’s probably the movie where Noah Centineo looks the MOST like an actual fucking teenager.

Vor 2 years
Kryptoskillet
Kryptoskillet

That’s because he actually was in this movie. He was 18 when it came out.

Vor 3 Monate
Dyna A
Dyna A

That's because Noad was actually 18 by the time this movie was released. So he is a teenager in 2014.

Vor 2 years
Michael R
Michael R

@Larson Prospecting The bots are insulting other bots

Vor 2 years
Apple Farm
Apple Farm

He looks so cute

Vor 2 years
Miami Has Talent
Miami Has Talent

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment.

Vor 2 years
Allie
Allie

Honestly love the message. "Don't feel pressured to do things you don't want to, and also F*** THE MILITARY" great job disney.

Vor 10 Monate
HailsJean
HailsJean

The Bruce Willis line made me snort laugh & it hurt 😂

Vor Monat
Castielloveshamburger
Castielloveshamburger

I have been called mean names in front of the teacher he did absolutely nothing. It did not surprise me that the math teacher did nothing.

Vor Monat
MonkeyMan1242
MonkeyMan1242

Honestly if they had just had one scene showing Albert researching the internet for what girls think are the coolest things, and then another scene where his research of the internet brought him to conclude that war and the military are terrible or something, it would explain several big plot holes in this movie. Have the robot character research popular cool cars and then go to a dealership and steal one flawlessly because they are a perfect robot.

Vor 11 Monate
Mary Noble
Mary Noble

albert turns into a hyper feminist tumblr girl but its actually cool and nice

Vor 24 Tage
Holland
Holland

it’s almost like it’s a requirement for every single disney movie ever to end in a prom or homecoming

Vor year
DimmuDeer
DimmuDeer

Or a song/dance competition, agreed.

Vor 17 Tage
Random4
Random4

@Lizard Queen whats morp?

Vor 5 Monate
Zander3254
Zander3254

its a blood bath and bunch of war the end is a dance party

Vor 5 Monate
The Yumblat
The Yumblat

@Camden Ewing I’ve only heard of Prom being seniors only + whoever a senior invites

Vor 5 Monate
Randi
Randi

i read p'orn and got confused for a second

Vor 5 Monate
Con Almeida
Con Almeida

“Omg what if we build you a virtual boyfriend!” Slow down there Frankenstein

Vor year
The Flick Chick
The Flick Chick

Also the guys from "Weird Science" who did the same thing as this film but with the genders reversed.

Vor year
Deborah
Deborah

i love how the license plate on his car says "meow-zers" like her friend said when they were creating him. those little details lol

Vor 11 Monate
a yt kids' parent account (pls disregard comments)
a yt kids' parent account (pls disregard comments)

Rewatching this months later, I'm suddenly wondering if the Disney stereotype of "cool kids never sit properly" has anything to do with "gays don't know how to sit"

Vor year
- Psilo -
- Psilo -

Cool in Disney=Gay LMAO

Vor 20 Tage
TaylorAnne & Paisley
TaylorAnne & Paisley

Hm that tracks

Vor 2 Monate
Farrr
Farrr

Oh my god I think you cracked the code

Vor 3 Monate
OpticBlast1214
OpticBlast1214

I remember watching this a long time ago, it was really weird.

Vor Monat
Ummm Help
Ummm Help

I like how the movie acts like america would program him to save the world instead of just programing him to destroy iraq or whatever

Vor 2 years
Goombros Austrosity
Goombros Austrosity

He discovered his true goal when he ran off. Thats why he self destructed in the end.

Vor 2 Monate
Minou
Minou

i love reading comments on dannys videos without watching it first, with no context i am so confused

Vor 3 Monate
Aftonstan
Aftonstan

@Ryan Molstad Not even, they're literally just like "yeah we killed that child and blew up a hospital that people can't live without, but they're brown so we're saving the world"

Vor 3 Monate
Aftonstan
Aftonstan

@Charissa Ingram Ok so capitalists? The 1%?

Vor 3 Monate
Random4
Random4

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

Vor 5 Monate
PlatonicwithacapitalP
PlatonicwithacapitalP

The "HES TOO FUCKING HUNKY" has me CRYING HAHAHAHA plus the human juice part bro i cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vor Monat
DrunkOnWater
DrunkOnWater

11:22 gotta love how he was somehow aware when the main characters friend said “Meowzers” and decided to put it on his license plate

Vor year
Rick Troutner
Rick Troutner

A trillion dollars a year couldn't even stop a Disney teenaged 30-year-old from hacking in less than 5 minutes

Vor Monat
a3uthr
a3uthr

the teacher at the beginning genuinely sounded like she was going to have an existential crisis after seeing the two hand in their calculus

Vor 5 Monate
Erroneousfax
Erroneousfax

I love how how Gaby said "Describe to me your ideal *human* male." Like she expected Mae to start describing some weird furry fantasy instead of a normal human person

Vor year
Malegria
Malegria

Ah fuck, I’m out of luck

Vor Monat
mike
mike

Gaby:"describe your ideal male" May:"ok" May: *proceeds to describre a eldritch horror straight from a lovecraft book* Gaby:" MAY, it NEEDS to be human" May:"oh, sorry. Silly me 😋"

Vor Monat
Mr. Axolotle
Mr. Axolotle

Yep I guess

Vor Monat
Sa'Paul Googdmen
Sa'Paul Googdmen

My girlfriend’s friends back in highschool make me think the specification was necessary

Vor Monat
Harry
Harry

Well he's a wolf-demon hybrid with fairy wings...

Vor Monat
NEO
NEO

maybe her bones ARE getting squishy

Vor Monat
POD
POD

"hE'S TOO FUCKING HUNKYYYY" will always be my favorite Danny quote

Vor year
M G
M G

You're really funny dude. I literally laugh out loud with a lot of your jokes

Vor year
Alecs M.
Alecs M.

9:27 the empath juice🥺

Vor 4 Monate
DXTR1MENTAL
DXTR1MENTAL

I need empathy juice tbh, I have apathy 🥲

Vor 24 Tage
Harleymotor
Harleymotor

The other horrifying undertone of the plot is that its obvious the movie is implying that Albert defies his default & goes to the dance cause he's becoming sentient; so he has feelings for the main chick- but when she rejects him he basically kills himself.

Vor 2 years
heartvogue
heartvogue

technically he didn’t do it, MAY did it. so she murdered him; which is probably even worse and more messed up

Vor 3 Monate
bonk sama
bonk sama

That was what I was thinking, I mean it kind of implies that its sentient now and when denied of the thing it was programmed to do post sentience it just develops an existential crisis and dies.

Vor 5 Monate
The 🅱️ruh 🅱️andit
The 🅱️ruh 🅱️andit

It weirdly reminds me of doki doki literature club

Vor 6 Monate
Official Name
Official Name

Lmao 💀

Vor 6 Monate
JustwithaN
JustwithaN

Disneys something else

Vor 7 Monate
bébéwidgèon
bébéwidgèon

I swear the DCOM best friend of color always sells the acting more than the protagonist lol

Vor year
arctic_wolf_22
arctic_wolf_22

It is very weird hearing my own name said in this movie over and over

Vor Monat
Currently procrastinating
Currently procrastinating

I love how they gave both MCs glasses because eye-seeing energy gets converted to brainpower so they have to use glasses.

Vor year
Jessica Nielsen
Jessica Nielsen

Something I'd love to see is a documentary about a Greg that has been affected from being greeted on every one of your videos.

Vor 5 Monate
Jasonfriedman07
Jasonfriedman07

15 years later, Noah Centineo is still playing a high schooler

Vor 2 years
moose
moose

Then he would be 9

Vor year
Tama Negi3484
Tama Negi3484

And not a very smart one if he still needs tutoring

Vor year
Pebbles
Pebbles

BRUH I DID THE MATH AND WENT "oh so he's 40" THEN I WENT "wait it came out in 201-"

Vor year
CuriousCookies
CuriousCookies

Some people never change roles.

Vor year
Erin Cornelius
Erin Cornelius

Haha ikr

Vor year
Jenny
Jenny

the thing i appreciate about your videos most is that your sponsors are at the END of the video. not the beginning. thank you Danny.

Vor 3 Monate
Ethan Forsyth
Ethan Forsyth

Timestamps Start: 00:01 Middle 10:12 End 20:25

Vor Monat
Kenny Cubensis
Kenny Cubensis

There is no better boy than Greg.

Vor 11 Monate
Rachel F
Rachel F

I always expect Danny to be like other people on the Internet and not understand anything about computers, hacking, programming, etc. I get so surprised every time XD and every time I remember that Danny was also a CS major (like me)

Vor 6 Monate
Indybot
Indybot

I like to imagine that Gabby's "yowza" in response to Mae's "ideal boy" is her making a mental note to stop hanging out as soon as this caper is over.

Vor year
Elliot:D
Elliot:D

😆 ikr

Vor 17 Stunden
Snail Cat
Snail Cat

😆 ikr

Vor 2 Tage
well i'm sorry
well i'm sorry

😆 ikr

Vor 3 Tage
dumb_jpg
dumb_jpg

😆 ikr

Vor 12 Tage
Squidney T
Squidney T

😆 ikr

Vor 24 Tage
your mother!! 💉
your mother!! 💉

I remember when I was like 7 or something I was obsessed with this movie. Now looking back on it, I’m realizing how odd it is

Vor 10 Monate
no face
no face

"he's a robot, he's not supposed to have any say in the matter" sure Dylan, be against the robot rights, how progressive of you🙄 when the machine takeover is rolling around, they'll know which side you were on this all time

Vor year
NotOnLand
NotOnLand

Just imagine the robot boy leaving the facility and going up to someone on the street, "Your clothes, give them to me. Now." and instead of trying to stab him they're so impressed by how hunky he is

Vor 9 Monate
audiovisualcringe
audiovisualcringe

“talk to the hand!” _grabs hand_ “N O W”

Vor 2 Monate
Lucy Garrett
Lucy Garrett

I remember watching this when it came out. It was really cool because two movies came out on Disney channel the same day, this and Zapped and I loved both for some reason

Vor 8 Monate
basicgorl
basicgorl

the video we’ve all been waiting for

Vor 2 years
shinitagari
shinitagari

omg hiii

Vor year
Hamiana Grande
Hamiana Grande

Hi queen I love u 💖

Vor 2 years
Just a person
Just a person

Omg I didn’t even realize it was you- hi lol

Vor 2 years
Jordan Aba
Jordan Aba

Bruhhhhh I was scrolling through the comments section just vibing and I see you comment! I love your channel lol

Vor 2 years
Majo Marin
Majo Marin

Omg, hi girl!🔥 love your channel JJAJA❤️

Vor 2 years
Aura Playz
Aura Playz

Danny is the only person that could make me laugh until I go to heaven using only a photo

Vor 10 Monate
NJGuy1973
NJGuy1973

The point of "Weird Science" was that two boys try to create a woman who they can control, but she ends up having a mind of her own, and the boys learn lessons.

Vor year
Rimfire 82
Rimfire 82

So jokes aside this is actually some good commentary on like consent and such. Because it raises two questions: Are you doing this for yourself or are you doing this to one up someone else? Or are you doing this to spite the people who told you not to? Are you doing this to prove something to someone other than yourself? If you proving something to yourself then what? Why?

Vor year
jacob Hlaus
jacob Hlaus

DANNY GONZALEZ DO A VIDEO OVER TOPPER GUILD

Vor Monat
That dumb Bitch
That dumb Bitch

You can’t convince me this script wasn’t a parody that Disney found on like wattpad or something

Vor 2 years
Christine-Hippie
Christine-Hippie

Wattpad I hate to say has better plot lines then Disney

Vor 4 Monate
रोज
रोज

Also what the fuck is going on with your pfp??

Vor 4 Monate
🦋Kat🦋
🦋Kat🦋

@mariii28are you a directioner?

Vor 10 Monate
TheASHgirl
TheASHgirl

YEAH WATTPAD WOULD DO THAT

Vor 11 Monate
Deontology 112
Deontology 112

@Not Official This guy does better movie reviews literally https://youtu.be/eEqKsnYofxE

Vor 2 years
frootloopꞮsOnYouTube!?
frootloopꞮsOnYouTube!?

Yes, Danny, we feel dominated by your powerful presence. 😘

Vor 2 Monate
PlutoniumParker
PlutoniumParker

"Maybe her bones are getting squishy..." Best running gag ever. I quote that irl sometimes LOL

Vor 7 Monate
Frying Panda
Frying Panda

2:27 fun fact: a lot of artists use neutral tone paper (grey or tan) instead of white. Since most fully rendered art peices are primarily comprised of midtone. I mean when you think about it, when's the last time in real life you've seen pure lit white?

Vor year
LimArien
LimArien

Looking directly into the sun is the only thing I can think of

Vor year
Vivionnette Dovens
Vivionnette Dovens

ive always wondered why its always homecoming and never prom, i feel like prom should be more hyped up yk- maybe not all schools have the rule where people who arent seniors cant go to the prom unless invited

Vor 3 Stunden
ShytHawks
ShytHawks

“You disrupted class on several occasions, you threw a football at a fellow classmate so hard you gave him internal bleeding” 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I just about shit my pants when you said that and that clip of the football throw popped up 😂🤣

Vor 8 Monate
Bunnyhasreligioustrauma
Bunnyhasreligioustrauma

You know what would make Albert better? If he could turn into an airplane.

Vor 8 Monate
Harri
Harri

I find it interesting that a stereotype for popular kids in teen movies is that they don't know how to sit, and it's also a stereotype in memes about bisexual people

Vor 9 Monate
CloudyMountains
CloudyMountains

Danny should play a high school kid in a disney movie he could actually pass as one of them and it wouldnt be to obvious

Vor 8 Monate
Z Z
Z Z

Mae's friend: what's your ideal boyfriend like? Mae: **starts describing Hitler youth**

Vor year
Allie
Allie

@El Fascisto good point

Vor 8 Tage
El Fascisto
El Fascisto

@Rachelcookie321 anti-white racists everywhere

Vor 9 Tage
El Fascisto
El Fascisto

@Allie Mae was describing HER ideal male, not THE ideal male

Vor 9 Tage
El Fascisto
El Fascisto

@Indybot how was that racist ? What ?

Vor 9 Tage
shitposter69
shitposter69

I would name him adolf

Vor 2 Monate
JustAPers0n
JustAPers0n

I haven't laughed at a YouTuber for so long, I love this channel.

Vor year
ArroxGames
ArroxGames

We need a sequel called "How to Build Another Boy"

Vor 7 Monate
Anomaly
Anomaly

I found Danny's take on the ending rather disturbing, the notion that a clearly sentient creature should be required to live as a slave to their creator(s), especially ones so despicable as the U.S. government, is something which I find markedly vile.

Vor 5 Monate
Harrison Carey
Harrison Carey

ever since he saw that mermaid movie hes being saying “squishy bones” and i love it😂

Vor 6 Monate
Sarah Rothermel
Sarah Rothermel

“imagine making a fake profile for a fake boy 🙄” also danny: makes an entire tiktok persona to promote a tiktok song

Vor 2 years
Fabulous Roy
Fabulous Roy

A tiktok song he made for the sole purpose of promoting

Vor year
s q u d x d e .
s q u d x d e .

@MyaGamingKat thank you my fellow human

Vor year
s q u d x d e .
s q u d x d e .

@no judie l i e s

Vor year
birdie 💙💎
birdie 💙💎

You mean, he made a fake profile for a fake boy? He acted as a different person and made an instagram account for him too lol

Vor year
Edie Ireland
Edie Ireland

Lol

Vor year
Brian James
Brian James

Moral of the story: Even if you're absolutely perfect in every way, and you dedicate your life to pleasing one girl by singing romantic songs and having romantic picnics and spending every second of your life making her happy... she's still not going to be satisfied and she'll probably destroy you without a second thought.

Vor 7 Monate
Solidest Snake
Solidest Snake

"If there is something about cool kids I know from Disney movies, is that they don't know how to sit normally" It's what the popular guys have in common with the *gays*

Vor 11 Monate
A Guy With A Lot Of Opinions
A Guy With A Lot Of Opinions

I love how this movie is essentially “let’s put the terminator in a romcom”

Vor 7 Monate
Dinzy Finzy Publishing
Dinzy Finzy Publishing

I love this take on the movie! I can't STOP LAUGHING!

Vor 5 Monate
TimeBucks
TimeBucks

The cursed version of Pinocchio

Vor 2 years
rowyn
rowyn

😎🕶️👈🏽🧐

Vor year
lemon juice
lemon juice

Lmao 🤣

Vor year
SnowyPug
SnowyPug

yes

Vor year
Sydney Brooks
Sydney Brooks

Leah Stewart yeah the original Pinocchio is cursed enough

Vor year
Lauren vlogs
Lauren vlogs

I see you everywhere

Vor year
PhantomG. Emi
PhantomG. Emi

i love how the mean girl's name in this movie is Nevaeh. It's Heaven spelled backwards, which is convenient considering the character probably came from Hell.

Vor 9 Monate
Cal Owenby
Cal Owenby

When Danny said, “Human juice,” it reminded me of this time when my best friend’s younger brother wouldn’t stop complaining about how thirsty he was despite the fact that he had a water bottle with him, and I pointed to an electricity box next to us and said, “So just drink the electricity juice!”

Vor 11 Monate
honor
honor

i love how in so many videos we get a throwback to his video about scales and the squishy bones

Vor 3 Tage
Royale Carmen
Royale Carmen

This got me laughing on the floor tho 12:30

Vor 5 Monate
Dearth of Doohickey’s
Dearth of Doohickey’s

The ironic part is that Danny, a 26 year old man, would make a _very_ convincing teenager.

Vor 2 years
Fanglesattack
Fanglesattack

makes the perfect class clown with those perfect editing skills

Vor year
elenoid
elenoid

I honestly could see him as the main dude's best friend in a very corny and unrealistic teencom, written so badly by a middle-aged white man that you don't even know if it was intentional or not. Danny's performance would just add to the gold.

Vor year
私の愛
私の愛

didn’t even think he’s MARRIED

Vor year
私の愛
私の愛

didn’t even think he’s MARRIED

Vor year
Cherilyn's Arts
Cherilyn's Arts

@Fart Have you seen a 12 year olds face tho? /j

Vor year
Josh
Josh

I'm so thankful Danny's never sold out till this day

Vor 27 Tage
Poppy Nelson
Poppy Nelson

Anyone else love being Greg so much that you want your friends to rename you Greg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vor 5 Monate
Kel
Kel

Danny : “cool kids never sit right” me who never sits right : ☺️

Vor year
Gamergarretlolee
Gamergarretlolee

dude your my fav youtuber i listen to you when im just playing games keep it going man

Vor year
Victoria Adderhold
Victoria Adderhold

Movie: "He's a hot burger" My Brain: "You're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat Put this record on repeat Listen while you sleep"

Vor 2 years
Rastaman193
Rastaman193

@Lamonike TV loser

Vor 2 years
Alexa C
Alexa C

@Hazem Karam why?

Vor 2 years
Lamonike TV
Lamonike TV

@dananabread6632 😂😂This is crazy and funny too😂😂 https://youtu.be/9ZCXwIx_kMY

Vor 2 years
Lamonike TV
Lamonike TV

@Victoria Adderhold 😂😂This is crazy and funny too😂😂 https://youtu.be/9ZCXwIx_kMY

Vor 2 years
Lamonike TV
Lamonike TV

@Victoria Adderhold 😂😂This is crazy and funny too😂😂 https://youtu.be/9ZCXwIx_kMY

Vor 2 years
R3dCrush3r1
R3dCrush3r1

3:15 “Maybe her bones are getting squishy.” I like the reference lol

Vor 2 Monate
rainy
rainy

Danny: mm, you know hes the coolest kid in school when he doesnt know how to sit on a bench Yes, people who dont know how to sit are the hottest

Vor year
GeorgiaZero
GeorgiaZero

I'm always having a Greg day!

Vor year
WabbaTal
WabbaTal

When he shows up, Albert has a car and a customized license plate. How the hell did he get a car and a customized license plate in a single night?

Vor 4 Monate
Ella Bynane
Ella Bynane

Did no one notice that Albert never actually enrolled at the school? He just showed up and started going into random classes?

Vor year
Thorn Art
Thorn Art

Yeah weird…

Vor 5 Monate
Clover Harris
Clover Harris

Its actually easier than it seems, I used to meet up with friends from other schools on their campus to pick them up either during lunch or after classes ended.

Vor 6 Monate
sm1purplmurderedme
sm1purplmurderedme

no cuz it’s funny when u stfu and don’t overthink

Vor 8 Monate
Unicorn Barfing rainbows
Unicorn Barfing rainbows

@The Video of Diaries of a Greg in Quarantine i did that on Zoom once

Vor 10 Monate
Reptile167
Reptile167

That’s how creed got hired at dunder mifflin

Vor 11 Monate
Tajah Cortez
Tajah Cortez

You had me cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂

Vor 11 Monate
Kikster
Kikster

So you're saying that they are able to program the robot to tell how the girl is feeling with one look, but they can't program the robot to be a good kisser?

Vor year
n b
n b

The history teacher at the school did a great job—one class and this robot realizes how evil the military is

Vor 3 Monate
Josie_Rosie
Josie_Rosie

We love how the Naveh girl just roasted the entire country of Siberia

Vor 9 Monate
that tuty
that tuty

i remember watching this movie with my dad, he couldn't stop complaining about how the two main characters would not be bullied if they started dressing normally, it was so funny hearing my 50 year old dad complaining about clothing choices on a teen disney movie like he was some sort of expert lol

Vor year
Beans On Butter
Beans On Butter

I mean he's not wrong

Vor 14 Tage
that tuty
that tuty

@Alice B. lmao, it's okay tho, no one was fashionable in high school anyways, we either wore normal clothes or tried really hard to be trendy, there was no in between

Vor 2 Monate
Alice B.
Alice B.

Unfortunately, when I was in high school, I was the school nerd who put so much effort in my clothes only to look ridiculous in retrospect. If only I'd had your dad to knock some sense into me.

Vor 2 Monate
funky creature
funky creature

I mean yeah if they’re that smart learn color theory and what century it is

Vor 5 Monate
Mashed potatoes
Mashed potatoes

@ᜑᜒᜋᜒᜋ Пинагод same here in brazil

Vor 8 Monate
JamesTheGiantPeach
JamesTheGiantPeach

I feel like “What’s your deal social-life wise?” and “Are you going to Homecoming?” are two different questions.

Vor year
SugarT1tz
SugarT1tz

I'm literally crying rn and this is the only thing making me happy😭😭

Vor year
Me and the boys Man
Me and the boys Man

Whenever I watch one of his videos he makes me die😂😂😂😂

Vor year
Alex
Alex

I'm imagining Albert when he goes to get clothes he walks up to a Gap store and goes "Your clothes. Give them to me" like in Terminator.

Vor 11 Monate
RadioTelevision
RadioTelevision

Kid: Dorks *every other kid: Laughs like it’s the funniest joke they ever heard*

Vor 2 years
Natalie Fox Martin
Natalie Fox Martin

My captions thought he said “twerks”.

Vor 2 Monate
The Flick Chick
The Flick Chick

To be fair, my high school was like this.

Vor year
Hey!
Hey!

* H A H*

Vor year
DarkEclipse
DarkEclipse

The nerd: Oh look it's the popular kid who has nothing better to do than dunk on others because they're parents won't pay any attention to them. Everyone: *not funny* Popular kid: *dork* Everyone: *comedy*

Vor 2 years
ENZO
ENZO

@Gumbilitous Not again

Vor 2 years

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