How to be a Pirate: Captain Edition 🏴‍☠️🌈

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    CGP GreyCGP Grey

    Dauer: 04:48

    ‣ Adapted largely from The Invisible Hook. It's great, go read it: amzn.to/36PLKSE
    ‣ Grey's 2-hour Director's Commentary: de-film.com/v-video-efhut46ylC4.html
    ## Special Thanks
    Peter T. Leeson for reviewing a draft of the script. Check out his newest book, "WTF?!: An Economic Tour of the Weird": amzn.to/3eEMm09

    ## Crowdfunders
    Steven Snow, Bob Kunz, John Buchan, Nevin Spoljaric, Donal Botkin, BN-12, Chris Chapin, Richard Jenkins, Phil Gardner, Martin, سليمان العقل, Steven Grimm, Colin Millions, Saki Comandao, Jason Lewandowski, Andrea Di Biagio, David F Watson, Ben Schwab, Elliot Lepley, rictic, Bobby, Marco Arment, Shallon Brown, Shantanu Raj, emptymachine, George Lin, Henry Ng, Jeffrey Podis, Thunda Plum, Awoo, David Tyler, Derek Bonner, Derek Jackson, Fuesu, iulus, Jordan Earls, Joshua Jamison, Mikko, Nick Fish, Nick Gibson, Orbit_Junkie, Ron Bowes, Tómas Árni Jónasson, Tyler Bryant, Zach Whittle, Oliver Steele, Kermit Norlund, Kevin Costello, Ben Delo, Arctic May, Bear, chrysilis, David Palomares, Emil, Erik Parasiuk, Esteban Santana Santana, Freddi Hørlyck, Frederick The Great, John Rogers, ken mcfarlane, Leon, Maarten van der Blij, Peter Lomax, Rhys Parry, ShiroiYami, Tijmen van Dien, Tristan Watts-Willis, Veronica Peshterianu, Dag Viggo Lokøen, John Lee, Maxime Zielony, Bryan McLemore, Elizabeth Keathley, Alex Simonides, Felix Weis, Melvin Sowah, Giulio Bontadini, Paul Alom, Ryan Tripicchio, Scot Melville

    ## Music
    David Rees: www.davidreesmusic.com

CGP Grey
CGP Grey

The Quartermaster's version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0fAznO1wA8

Vor Monat
Nick Dodson
Nick Dodson

Oh, or a video on how the US was never a democracy, and has always been ruled by the wealthy.

Vor 7 Tage
Nick Dodson
Nick Dodson

How about a video about how trickle down doesn't work or how corruption works in the US government?

Vor 7 Tage
BONY GAMERS
BONY GAMERS

AHOY!!!!!!!

Vor 11 Tage
Author Dan Plouff Info, ASMR, and Gaming
Author Dan Plouff Info, ASMR, and Gaming

I had a lung collapsed in May. Thanks for saving me dignity health. Lol 😂

Vor 18 Tage
Rita Gasper
Rita Gasper

Is that Jacques Cousteau in the background? Lol, you and your Easter Eggs

Vor 19 Tage
LessCommonKnowledge
LessCommonKnowledge

Someone watched an episode too many of Black Sails.

Vor 2 Stunden
vincent28
vincent28

I never knew this grey robot could have such personality in voice acting. new tech is getting advanced.

Vor 8 Stunden
medicmain
medicmain

booty

Vor 10 Stunden
Professional Bandit
Professional Bandit

So pirates are like bad but good?

Vor 19 Stunden
Mikhail Makharia
Mikhail Makharia

Pirates wants to: -Gain acess to your booty Allow Allow in Hard way

Vor Tag
Coco Chen
Coco Chen

You could do a video about the requirements to become an astronaut and the specific people that can actually become one. Similar to the pope video.

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Kimberly Pence
Kimberly Pence

The dang BOOP gets me every time.

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Aero - AHA
Aero - AHA

"Boop"

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Adventurer32
Adventurer32

Help I'm stuck in an infinite loop.

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Dragontamer9021
Dragontamer9021

"But lose and you might beg for mercy... in.. the.. last.... and.. longest.. moments.. of.. your life" *boop * :)

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matress in my lung
matress in my lung

New recruit: that looks pretty fake Captain: :(

Vor 2 Tage
New Riechren
New Riechren

It looked like a video on how to be a Pirate but in reality Gray tricked us to learning business stuff and the art of naval war like Branding, Exchange rate, Deception, ect.

Vor 2 Tage
Ghost Chris
Ghost Chris

_but fake guns don’t shoot, now do they?_

Vor 2 Tage
Kid Los rrrLo
Kid Los rrrLo

Now how do you do fellow countrymen. Reminds me of a line in hearthstone when you place down convincing infiltrator he seys ... Hello fellow humans... And he's not a human

Vor 2 Tage
2BasicN8
2BasicN8

Would love to try this in a pirate game.

Vor 3 Tage
Theo J.
Theo J.

“But lose, and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life! Boop!” 😂😂😂

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Daniel D
Daniel D

"Boop" 3:15

Vor 3 Tage
Daniel D
Daniel D

"Oh, that's not jolly, that's not jolly at all" (blood on the floor) 2:12

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KiddoAndJerry
KiddoAndJerry

But lose and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life *boop!*

Vor 3 Tage
Gabriel Lukkes
Gabriel Lukkes

Honestly as a cashier, if I was a sailor and a pirate attacked I wouldn't give a damn about giving up the treasure

Vor 3 Tage
Timothy Pryor
Timothy Pryor

Thank you, I've been trying to write an adventure for an RPG where the players are pirates. These videos helped out a lot.

Vor 4 Tage
Zachary Lakier
Zachary Lakier

bee 0:31

Vor 4 Tage
Richard Power
Richard Power

Everytime Grey says "because of the branding," I hear "because of the implication."

Vor 4 Tage
Y H
Y H

Be Somalian

Vor 5 Tage
Samuel McLean
Samuel McLean

“That’s not jolly at all”

Vor 5 Tage
Andrew Singleton
Andrew Singleton

Captain vs quartermaater Grey with and without coffee?

Vor 5 Tage
Gero Van Mi
Gero Van Mi

Legends have it that he'd like to hear it from the quartermaster till this day.

Vor 5 Tage
cientochentasur
cientochentasur

Great video but horrible pirate talk 😂😂😂

Vor 6 Tage
SceV_the_DeV
SceV_the_DeV

i love how pirates talk to each other

Vor 6 Tage
Nobody You Know
Nobody You Know

That flag boy stayed blank faced the entire time after "we are thieves" lol

Vor 6 Tage
bowen voowy
bowen voowy

We are looking at criminals .

Vor 6 Tage
MultiYuniversal
MultiYuniversal

(0:29) there's a bee on the gold

Vor 6 Tage
bowen voowy
bowen voowy

these two versions are soo addictive, i cant stop watching this. SEND HELP

Vor 6 Tage
Arvin kun
Arvin kun

The ships be see through by a "Looking glass" I almost forgot what it's called 😂

Vor 7 Tage
MUHAMMAD SIDQI BIN SHAFRUL SSS
MUHAMMAD SIDQI BIN SHAFRUL SSS

Ah yes, the pirates life until of course they fight against a steam ship

Vor 7 Tage
soinu foig
soinu foig

Reeeeeee

Vor 7 Tage
Spooky Boi
Spooky Boi

I love the “yaaar it need only look good from a far!”

Vor 7 Tage
soinu foig
soinu foig

This is actually amazing and realistically shows pirate life. Save for not showing how fucking terrible it is most of the time however...

Vor 7 Tage
opzz xsin
opzz xsin

"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt

Vor 8 Tage
Cardboard Mehmehmo
Cardboard Mehmehmo

"Booty be 'licious" - Captain CGP Grey, 2020

Vor 8 Tage
opzz xsin
opzz xsin

I am stuck in a loop now. Every time an explanation is finished, I want to hear the other side again. HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

Vor 8 Tage
Yeetus Magnificus
Yeetus Magnificus

transcript pls

Vor 8 Tage
PandemoniumMeltDown
PandemoniumMeltDown

I went on Sea of Thieves and applied these simple principles... it was fun

Vor 8 Tage
Zottel
Zottel

HEEEELP!!! I am watching for three days now switching between the two pirate videos! how do i get out of this loop?

Vor 8 Tage
soinu foig
soinu foig

"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt

Vor 8 Tage
Luke Laurencin
Luke Laurencin

*BOOTY*

Vor 9 Tage
soinu foig
soinu foig

I love booty

Vor 8 Tage
bowen voowy
bowen voowy

"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt

Vor 9 Tage
Michael
Michael

Where do I sign?

Vor 10 Tage
bowen voowy
bowen voowy

Best use of word grey: CGP Grey Best use of word gray: GrayStillPlays

Vor 9 Tage
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]

247th viewing, I’m still not convinced

Vor 10 Tage
Horse Skull
Horse Skull

I love the tons and tons of rhyming and aliteration in this video. I love this

Vor 10 Tage
gigano
gigano

these two versions are soo addictive, i cant stop watching this. SEND HELP

Vor 10 Tage
Olin M Imomihz
Olin M Imomihz

We are looking at criminals .

Vor 10 Tage
Theman095
Theman095

Nah this is the best quote: " But lose and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life... boop ;)"

Vor 10 Tage
fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh

I like it! If you like pirates, I have a kids puppet show with pirates in it!

Vor 10 Tage
Marmio64 Marmio64
Marmio64 Marmio64

This is actually amazing and realistically shows pirate life. Save for not showing how fucking terrible it is most of the time however...

Vor 10 Tage
fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh

That was amazing ?????

Vor 10 Tage
Zelda By Force
Zelda By Force

Reeeeeee

Vor 10 Tage
Spiethstar
Spiethstar

Gray, you are some booty yourself. What a great little story, pirates are more noble then nobles, who knew?

Vor 11 Tage
niduoe stre
niduoe stre

I am stuck in a loop now. Every time an explanation is finished, I want to hear the other side again. HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

Vor 11 Tage
Mostafa Tarek
Mostafa Tarek

Me too I just can't get enough of it

Vor 11 Tage
Hunterthomason27
Hunterthomason27

Tell me I’m not the only 15 year old

Vor 11 Tage
niduoe stre
niduoe stre

shanty

Vor 11 Tage
Denzeruzasādo
Denzeruzasādo

Yes indeed, booty do be licious

Vor 12 Tage
Brandon Cabrera
Brandon Cabrera

You should do an empire version

Vor 12 Tage
Sam Sabo
Sam Sabo

*GREY HELP!!! I’M STUCK IN AN INFINITE PIRATE LOOP!!!*

Vor 12 Tage
The Fantabulous JalaPeña
The Fantabulous JalaPeña

I love booty

Vor 12 Tage
InternationalSenate
InternationalSenate

So, pirates are like a floating casino/ County.

Vor 12 Tage
Ptao Tom
Ptao Tom

The alliteration is amazing.

Vor 12 Tage
Phillip Peng
Phillip Peng

Best use of word grey: CGP Grey Best use of word gray: GrayStillPlays

Vor 12 Tage
Ptao Tom
Ptao Tom

Hm. why is the pirate stickman kinda attractive

Vor 12 Tage
IntrovertedE
IntrovertedE

God this is brilliant

Vor 13 Tage
fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh

0:30 found a bee

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official phub
official phub

maybe just put a rifleman up in the nest and snipe the captain of the british ship

Vor 13 Tage
fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh

3:30 what a rhyme

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Sine Curtain
Sine Curtain

someone help im in an endless loop

Vor 13 Tage
Deep hug
Deep hug

can do this the easy way or the had way the choice is yours

Vor 13 Tage
electrobeasta5 5
electrobeasta5 5

Thats not jolly thats not jolly at all

Vor 13 Tage
Deep hug
Deep hug

GRAY! What in the hell is the captain doing?! 1:25

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Kenny
Kenny

its amazing how transferable this video is replace pirates with nations or corporations and it makes sense

Vor 13 Tage
Clayton Dyck
Clayton Dyck

I like it! If you like pirates, I have a kids puppet show with pirates in it!

Vor 13 Tage
Sandy Ross
Sandy Ross

"Effective Word of Mouth Marketing"

Vor 13 Tage
Anbun
Anbun

Anybody else stuck in an endless time loop?

Vor 14 Tage
Hugo Fontes
Hugo Fontes

The rhymes, the alliterations Lovely work

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fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh

shanty

Vor 14 Tage
john1701q
john1701q

I accept!!!!

Vor 14 Tage
fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh

"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt

Vor 14 Tage
Tyler Pondwar
Tyler Pondwar

How to be a pirate surgeon or carpenter addition

Vor 14 Tage
Hattrick Rajius
Hattrick Rajius

Is this video talking about business branding because it sure feels like it

Vor 14 Tage
Kevinglas Olmedo
Kevinglas Olmedo

How CGP Grey gets chicks: Hi, please present your booty!

Vor 14 Tage
PJ Wave
PJ Wave

Hm. why is the pirate stickman kinda attractive

Vor 14 Tage
Sophie Figura
Sophie Figura

The alliteration is amazing.

Vor 14 Tage
JisR13Q Higitx
JisR13Q Higitx

3:30 what a rhyme

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Lovro Rukljic
Lovro Rukljic

0:30 found a bee

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the DOOM
the DOOM

GREY! What in the hell is the captain doing?! 1:25

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Lara.c
Lara.c

The jolly roger(J.R) to the "customers" J.R: I likes you the crew from the background: he likes you J.R: and I want ya he crew from the background: and he wants you J.R: now we can do this the easy way or the had way the choice is yours

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