"Everyone was a drunken chain smoker so they were easy to knock out." That was one of your best lines.

Easily one of his best , more memorable lines of all this series. Just incredible how I can watch these over and over again and still chuckle

We need to get back to this in our world. Truly the reason our world is so screwed up now. Haha 😄

Ι died at S.P.E.C.T.R.E being the "vegans of crime". Honestly they wouldn't shut up about it 😂😂😂

“To the point where being a Sober Incel gave you Superpowers” lol this stuff is gold

I agree!!! I had to rewatch it haha

I love the meetings, the travelling, the checking into hotels, it gives the film and the audience time to breath instead of just chasing from one action filled plot point to another.

I am your 1,000th like. You're welcome :)

@caomhan84 Lmao u mad because I insulted ur childhood masterpiece. Cry Abt it. I don't care

@Daniel Jaramillo Oh, so edgy! Too bad millions upon millions of people disagree with you. And if they sucked so much, they wouldn't have been successful, and the series wouldn't have lasted....and Connery's career would have died. Instead, he became a global icon for the rest of his life, and synonymous with James Bond.

It's boring af though. That's why Connery movies suck

Also they did that because in the '60s not everyone could afford to "jet set". That was part of the appeal of the original Bond films.

I like to think Connery was just really proud of that hatrack trick and insisted on putting it in when he could.

"This is the ideal evil body. You may not like it, but this is what peak evil performance looks like" That cracked me up :D

Gru: Agree

@nooctip worth more than one thumbs up.

@nooctip hey if i had that kinda evil money i would be morbidly obese

Sadly when you have a horde of minions to do all your evil acts for you it's hard to stay in shape. Now flunkie bring me a fillet minion, baked alska, 51 scotch, and the plans of the louvre.

@Jonathan Baker lol that was a thing where I come from too more body more money 😅

Was really hoping you’d throw in the Leslie Nielsen “Spy Hard” moment where he tries the hat tossing trick but makes the hat rack crash into a glass display case :)

lmao spy hard is amazing

Or Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English, where he tosses his coat out of the window.

Leslie Nielsen is a treasure

He also could have thrown in the Johnny English moments.

Or the 1967 Casino Royale!

Fun fact: Ian Flemming liked Connery's preformance so much that he canonically made Bond scottish.

@nichevo1 And that's why For Your Eyes Only is my favorite Roger Moore Bond film. I liked him less silly. Kinda wish the opening was more serious since he's basically killing the man responsible for the death of his wife, but I get that it was mainly just a giant middle finger to Kevin McClory.

@Chris Lindsay I think it was in On Her Majesty's Secret Service or You Only Live Twice.

@brachiator1 Simon Templar was kind of the boy who became James Bond the man. Moore was the warm charming type but the steel showed through in scenes like Locke's death in For Your Eyes Only.

@Edward Bedor I believe it was his wife or girlfriend that saw Connery in another movie and persuaded him, Fleming, to audition him for the role.

@OJ His dad was a broad? How woke!

Baddie: “I’m in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.” Bond: “Inspector who?”

Spect her? I hardly even know her.

Gadget. Inspector Gadget.

No, he's a Doctor.

"how much of this is Bond and how much is Connery, we'll never know" yikes but good line lol

@vbddfy euuyt I imagine Bond slacking off on his Japan-familiarization research, frantically cramming before his trip, and then being too egotistical to keep his mouth shut about things he barely skimmed.

Fun fact: only low-quality sake is served hot. High-quality sake is typically served cold because heating it causes it to lose flavor and aroma.

The disrespect for Timothy dalton is unreal lol

Dalton’s Bond was grim, depressing, realistic and relatable. A solid second place in my book, way above cartoonish Moore.

I love how the "secret" agent tells everyone his real name. There is even one hotel check in where he's like "I'm Bond, James Bond. I have a reservation under the name Mr Bird" Subtle

You forgot the Rock by Michael Bay. We all know Mason was James Bond. He was the British spies who stole the files. It fits the timeline and narrative perfectly.

The only good Michael Bay film

Yeah I like to think that’s what happened to him after Diamonds are forever

Fun fact: only low-quality sake is served hot. High-quality sake is typically served cold because heating it causes it to lose flavor and aroma.

It's funny how everyone always bags Timothy Dalton's Bond; Ian Fleming himself said he based the look of Bond on Hoagy Carmichael, which out of all the Bond actors is, indeed closest (to my eye, at least) to Connery; but if you read the original description Fleming himself wrote for Bond, it is basically Timothy Dalton feature for feature.

Daltons the man and his performances where great , I liked both his films but I can see why people didn’t like them at the time after Moore . I think they’re reputations rather unfair though .

I think it was more the films themselves than Dalton’s appearance or acting

Random story time - I once learned to play Baccarat because I was going to be in Monaco and wanted to do the James Bond thing... sans suave and the backing of Her majesty, of course. I got suited and booted and went to Casino de Monte-Carlo specifically to play baccarat. I wandered up... fought through the sea of guys in long shorts, polo shirts and caps, finally making it up the steps. The lovely person at the door told me I looked lovely and asked what I was looking to play. I said "Baccarat". With a gentle sigh and a smile I was advised that no one plays that anymore and to open a table would require something special (money loaded players - which I was not). Blackjack it was for me that night , along with some jolly nice folk wearing long shorts who were bored of the slots. Good night... dream shattering, but good

Props to you for making the pilgrimage and the effort. Please enjoy the house martini, shaken, not stirred.

@Christopher Wilson so, it's similar to faro?

If you did this 50 years ago it would have worked. Like people looking for hustle and bussle. No one has worn a bussle in over 100 years.

Vegas has a lot of baccarat tables

@Statalyzer You really only make one decision in most forms of baccarat (though notably NOT the form Bond plays): player, bank, or draw (draw being a really dumb bet to make). The game basically plays automatically after that. But it has very good odds and a low house edge.

I actually really like Roger Moore too, he’s my second favorite bond. His movies were fun and not taken too seriously

@RagingGeekazoid Lol I still love both, but yeah Moore’s bond plays to the fantasy a bit more

Moore is for fans who realize that Bond is just a macho fantasy. Connery is for those who don't. 😄

He has his pros and Connerys, but I quickly bonded with the character.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery.

@VidVoyeur612 🤣🤣🤣🤣☝

Dad?!

Well done sir.

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" After a montage of SPECTRE wiping out their own employees. Absolutely perfect and hilarious!

@Weregolf Champion Not sure if you're talking about SpaceX or SPECTRE. Either way the answer is probably yes.

I believe they actually overwork people.

@Christopher Merlot Or the Vogons

SPECTRE agents have worse aim than Stormtroopers.

Will everyone who thinks Dalton is the worst Bond please leave the hotel, and get intimate with Soviet physics.

@David Burn Moore never had the best plots, it was his charm and suaveness that people liked. Easily the most stylish bond.

Woody Allen never comes up....

@ZanFear I agree those films were good overall

@Paulafan5 What are you even talking about? The Living Daylights is honestly one of my favourites; however, a LOT of other Bond fans love License to Kill more.

@PRdeSO it really is a great film. Yeah, the others were woeful in comparison and they somehow managed to make the films progressively worse. Invisible cars etc., ice palaces… 🤢

The "fighting like your drunk step-dad" killed me!

I liked the 'securing hotel rooms' scenes. Really showed you the character was meticulous, clever, and experienced.

Respect to the editors who made all the intros with their original style for just a 4 seconds sketch

Yeah I though that was quite masterful. Really seamless job on that one. A*

977th. Lol

The don't react to stuff

That was simply hilarious. My favourite line "...that begins with a loud singer bursting a blood vessel." LOL

The hair across from the door is straight from the books which is straight from WW2 actual experience. Ian’s brother Peter Fleming was a “spy” and his group found that the best way to discover if someone entered their room was placing a stray hair in a tucked away place. BTW Dalton is my bond.

Fun fact: only low-quality sake is served hot. High-quality sake is typically served cold because heating it causes it to lose flavor and aroma.

@breathe and squeeze indeed the whisky from scotland is the really well known scotch, like the whisky from canada is called rye but that is really not that well known lol..

@PL le zèbre scotch

@rsr789 but they are recognized for their whisky

Fun fact : you're wrong.

That was funny! Actually I LOVE every aspect you mentioned. So ranking the Bond actors: 1, Connery 2, Moore 3, Lazemby 4, Craig 5, Brosnan 6, Dalton Really love every movie before Moonraker. The 80s kinda killed the atmosphere I guess.

Bond checks into hotels because the series has never really been about being a spy. It's about being a celebrity on vacation in beautiful locales around the world.

indeed

That's what being a spy was prior to the cold war lol

@Nick Llama He is bonding with them obviously.

There is a element of truth in that. It's like they want to shoot scenes around the globe in certain locations and then write a plot to connect them all.

I would suggest the book The Irregulars if you want to now just how unlike a Bond movie the spycraft of the time the original Bond novels were written really was.

This felt like an old honest trailer when it was fresh and original. More like this.

I grew up on those Sean Connery Bond movies and I can't recall the last time I laughed so much, even at a great Honest Trailers video! Is this what the bullet sees?! :-D

Great retro trailer, and nice to see some George Lazenby appreciation.

Hey screen junkies. I love the honest trailers and its very clear you put a lot of effort into them because of how good they are. I would like to recommend that you do Castaway with Tom Hanks. It would be an awesome. Thank you and can't wait for the next video.

Love this! Obviously I'd prefer it if you made individual trailers for ALL the Bond films but compilation trailers like this are the closest we'll ever to that haha.

Thank you for making this. It brought me back to eight grade when I was in my James Bond phase. I've since grown out but I'll never forget it.

Sean Connery is an absolute legend.

I really like Dalton. I don't know if he makes a good Bond, but I enjoy him in anything.

"Lower them into the swamp!"

Who is this Daniel Kregg you keep mentioning?

After Casino Royale he's no one you would associate with Bond.

glad to hear Lazenby get the credit that he deserves, OHMSS is my favourite classic Bond film.

Now that you did James Bond, Austin Powers is expected!

Until I just watched this, for 30 or so years I thought the "gun barrel" trope was supposed to be the inner aperture of an older camera. I guess it makes more sense for it to be a gun barrel (with the rifling grooves) but those are typically so long compared to the bore opening, it would have to be pointed perfectly at all times to appear so "flat" and frame bond perfectly- the sort of smoothness in hand movement would be impossible for mortal men. Also, it kind of makes sense that a spy (probably wearing a hat and glasses while trying to read a newspaper inconspicuously) would be taking photos of bond. Was it really supposed to be a gun barrel the whole time and I'm r-slurred or is sometimes it more of a camera aperture?

definitely not just you. then again, the first time i watched james bond was with my father when i was six...

Oh c'mon. Bond checking into hotels is riveting stuff, lol.

@Anduril You think he was "securing" his room with that hair? Securing that no one can enter while that hair holds? I think he placed it for some other reason...

@Leonardo Wilhelm Fantasies for someone, a reality for one smaller group of people. If you have money... well, I will just say, instead of alcohol we, I mean those people, tend to consume other things.

It's really not

its the type of detail of the glamour which people dont bother to put in these days because people are too thick to appreciate it

The series made that and meetings with the boss awesome. I always love seeing those bits 'cause they're made of class.

Well done guys, except for your ranking of the Bond actors. True Bond fans rate Dalton far higher on the list.

Yep, Dalton mostly suffers for having been in only 2 movies. It's hard to do much with the role if you're only getting two movies to work with. Plus, Connery was clearly phoning it in by those last few appearances, especially Never Say Never Again, which is clearly inferior in every way to Thunderball despite both using the same source material.

Dalton is hugely underrated!

ok, will check him out again. I was too young back then...

His two movies are my favourites after russia with love.

Yep.

License to Kill was awesome

"This British fantasy where they are still at the center of geopolitics" DAMMMMMN

Well, I'm dead. The MET007 part took me out ... actually laughed for a good minute.

One of the best so far. Well done HT team!

Okay now we need honest trailers for more ‘60s classics, like the Dollars Trilogy and Space Odyssey.

I know this is an old video, but that Top Five Bond is on point. Lazenby, that movie was a mess but his and Rigg's performances were magic, and it's still the most tragic Bond ending. I love your videos, y'all do a ton of research.

Awesome HT!!!!! Respectfully though, my personal Bond ranking from Best to Worst is different: 1. Sean Connery(best Bond period) 2. Pierce Brosnan(the one I grew up with) 3. Timothy Dalton(extremely underappreciated) 4. Roger Moore(comedy master until his last two, then it got ridiculous) 5. Daniel Craig(like how he made Bond more human, but couldn’t he lighten up a little bit? Too serious for my taste) 6. George Lazenby(pretty much by default bc he only did OHMSS)

Before Edgar Wright’s _Last Night in Soho_ comes out, can we get an Honest Trailer for the Cornetto trilogy?

Dude congratulations is like my favorite album

Yes!

yesssssssssssssss

Great idea! Call Dan to work on it, he probably could do it by memory at this point!

@Bourbon Cask Confused commenter is confused

Am I the only one who actually really liked Pierce Brosnan’s 007?

No loved him. I wish all that TV network drama hadn't happened and we could have gotten him a few years earlier.

This might be my favorite Honest Trailers ever, you should do one for Guy Ritchie movies tho

Gotta admit, "Soviet Vehicle Physics" had me laughing out loud!

Love this channel! And I’m one of those weirdos who think Connery was a great Bond, but only the fourth best (Behind Craig, Brosnan & Moore).

My God... some of your best work, I'm glad you've still got it😂🤣🔥🔥🔥Fucking brilliant 💪🏽

Definitely my favourite Bond. He has this elegant suavity and charisma that makes him perfect for the role. I love the sixties Bond movies and a lot of that love comes from Connery. Heck, Thunderball is favourite Bond film, coming just behind Craig’s Casino Royale. Let’s be honest, every Bond film from 1962-1969 is a classic, though my favourites are From Russia With Love, Goldfinger and Thunderball.

Now that I’ve finished watching “The Bad Batch”, it’s time for an Honest Trailer about it!

To answer your question about the gun barrel, yes. The barrel of guns have groves in it to make the bullet spin which makes it shoot straight, increasing it's accuracy.

@Cooper Wolfe it is

Let’s be honest. The gun barrel sequence is one of the most iconic logos in all of cinema

Roger Moore is the greatest Bond. He never panicked, and was smooth at all times.

Gotta disagree - Connery, then Craig and  Dalton, then Moore, then ... it doesn't matter. Dalton was doing the serious, "real" Bond decades before Craig.

Now that we're doing classics, please do an honest trailer for Big Trouble in Little China

@OrganDanai you might be right! I've been asking off and on for years at this point lol maybe they'll see our requests and make it happen 🤞🤞

Yeah! I asked it a number of times too, but I guess Honest Trailers is too scared to touch such an iconic movie. 😎

I really wish Dalton got more than two movies.

Yes, I'd also liked to have seen a couple more with the Lazenby. He wasn't a great actor, but the writing on his film had so much potential going forward. He had an actual character arc for the first time in any Bond film.

I could have easily defeated Bond with a tongue twister. "'Sche schells schea schell by the schea schore.' Damn! Why ischn't the passchcode working?!"

R. I. P. Mister Connery. You will be missed.

No joke, the only Bond my Wife can stand. I'm a Dalton fan myself. 😅

Connery will always be the best Bond. Ever.

"I'm shorry junior... I'm afraid they gotchs ush..." Sorry but not sorry, he'll always be Indy's dad to me 😅

You call thish archaeology??

"How did you know she was one of them?" "She talks in her sleep"

But Dad, I was the next man!

and he'll always be Quatermain to me

Hilarious 😂 about James Bond and can’t stop laughing out loud too.

I love that Barbra Walters interview! He absolutely refused to bow to that witch!

Thank you! This is a perfect end to a work day with a cold beer. Cheers to the man himself

People seem to think Bond is a good guy. He's literally a government assassin. He's an anti-hero and he's not meant to be entirely sympathetic.

​@Mariano Torrespico Being an evil person does not automatically erase one's humanity. No one deserves to be forced into a sexual activity. No exceptions! It's just inhumane!

@Mariano Torrespico "they deserve the sexual assault" is basically what you're saying?

Sh!tehawk --- Correct! Why do you think most people ignore the fact that he is a killer, and try to see a hero?

Sean Connery was the original James Bond and he's the best action adventure actor ever. RIP Sean Connery. 😢 😭

Great video. People forget that these old Bonds could be pretty slow-moving at times. Also...reaaaaaaly dated in some respects. Classics, all the same.

Please say in your EPIC voice: "Well, well, we meet again, Trebek..." Or in your Sean Connery voice, however you like. 😉

hey, dalton is really neat in hot fuzz, doctor who, and doom patrol. who knows what he could do if he was put in something good (nah, those things are good).

Dalton got kind of screwed on Bond. There were some legal disputes that meant that there weren't any movies that could be made until they got settled. By that point he was on to other things and they had their eyes on Brosnan. He was a perfectly respectable Bond and the opening sequence to The Living Daylights was one of the best out of all the films.

Villain in Rocketeer

Toy story 3, I think he’s cool to be open to such films ;)

I recently re-watched all the Bond movies and I don't agree with your gripe with Bond scanning his hotel room for bugs, I think it gives him an air of professionalism, which in particular latest Craig outing could have used.

Amazing! You would never ever have missed the infamous spider scene!

Ah yeah, great to see someone give Lazenby his due!

So glad you put" I'm feeling good" in the honest trailer. I Always thought it was a Bond Song

Massive props to EVG, that "Why?" at 4:03 is so perfectly delivered.

5:15 "Every girl James meets along the way has the shape of an hour-glass.... and the name of a drag queen" - Best! Description! Ever! BRILLIANT - thank you. Still laughing at that one ages later....

Really well done with this one.

Finally. Someone points out the weirdness of the gun barrel opening. I always thought it looked cool, but just couldn't figure out exactly what. the. hell. was going on.

4:20: “Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.” Wait, I don’t do those things either! Does that mean I’m an assassin? Nope. I’m just pathetic.

Or you could be a henchman. Lol

Don't sleep on George Lazenby. On Her Majesty's Secret Service may be his only film, but if he has wanted to continue, he may have been a damn good Bond. Underrated 007 movie.

True, it's better than all moores bonds

On Her Majesty's Secret Service AND casino royale arre the best bond movies

It definitely has a good ski chase. I heard Christopher Nolan is a big fan, which explains the snowy base in Inception.

I enjoyed Lazenby. I dont like any of the Dalton films.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service is thought to be one of the best films: on RT it is higher than any Roger Moore, Dalton or Brosnan film. The only ranking list that had it below number 10 was the film magazine which says something about how much love it has

When he said: “Do we really need this part?” “Again?” Also omg those friggin nicknames!! I died.

"Soviet vehicle physics" is an extremely underrated line

"The vegans of crime" may be my favorite Honest Trailers line ever

Yes. And I'm vegan. HILARIOUS! LOL!

You forgot the Rock by Michael Bay. We all know Mason was James Bond. He was the British spies who stole the files. It fits the timeline and narrative perfectly.

"Hotel Time" lets the audience breathe, it shows that the movies takes their time with the plot and characters. It's shallow in bond because let's be honest, they're shallow movies. But its something soorly missing in modern movies.

Craig, Brosnan, Lazenby, Connery, Dalton, Moore

Honestly, Sean Connery was the "rapiest" of all the Bonds. That's what I concluded after watching all the films again.

Besides Daniel Craig and pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery was the best Bond

I guess it´s women´s number 1 fantasy.

That is what I concluded the first time I watched the films.

Well that was amazing. I just happened to be fighting like a drunk step dad when I noticed this video.

For the next evolution/iteration of Bond, do you think it'll be set in present day/near future, or will it be a bounce back to the mid-twentieth century?

I'm guessing it will be present day using a Bond that's been I suspended animation since the thick chest hair age.

Now you need to do one for every Roger Moore bond, then Dalton, then Brosnan, and then Craig

@Brandon Kirkendall Do it. Cut 30 minutes of run time and show me the same movie. Please.

@Adam Vialpando Well, his movies certainly aren't very good, apart from Goldeneye.

I'm gonna say it so don't hate me. Brosnan is the most overrated Bond.

@floydster23 - You’re right! Don’t know how I missed that. I agree, OHMSS is indeed an excellent film.

@Atheist Orphan If you noticed, Honest Trailers put Lazenby at No.1 in the video at 6:52. Which is fair, because OHMSS is the best Bond film.

Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle helped Bond and survived. Landlady is unstoppable.

OMG the Oddball is too short is totally spot on. He has ruined many of Goldeneye matches back in the day.

I think this just killed part of my childhood lol.. damn. Good job. 👌🤣

So much comedy gold in this one

I'll fight you. Dalton played Bond closest to how Fleming wrote him in the books.

@Scott Carroll maybe you should

@S E You should get a better class of friends.

It was the swave, intelegent Roger Moore they have been seeing for years that made the man.

Dalton was my favorite Bond by far!

@Guillermo lol. Ok then. Enjoy your two C level bond movies by both IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. That is if you are cultured enough to re-watch them. Here's my list. 3-5 are a toss up, but 1, 2, and 6 are locked in place. 1. Connery 2. Lazenby 3. Craig 4. Brosnan 5. Moore 6. Dalton

After watching the Lazenby Bond documentary. I actually approve of the guy.

Now do a Honest Trailer of every time Darrell Hammond impersonated Sean Connery on SNL 😂

Hotel check-ins are actually some of my favourite Bond scenes

Agree ;)

The thing with James Bond is, you just cannot take it seriously. A famous spy who knows everybody and vice versa. Roger Moore in his best years for me is the perfect Bond (The Spy Who Loved Me). Connery in Goldfinger is a worthy second and a classic. They just need to recut that damn golf scene which goes on for ages.