Bro but seriously….. being a goalie and this player running at you is scary enough he actually runs like an unstoppable machine

he is damn fast imagine how the kepper feels when he runs toward him😂😂

@𝒏𝒊𝒉𝒂𝒅 OP literally said that 🙄

@𝒏𝒊𝒉𝒂𝒅 😂😁... A warrior

True That

True lol

as we expected, KDB’s vision + Haaland’s finishing!! 😱🔥

💪🏻🔥

exactly

Chills already 🥶🥶🥶

This team is complete now. But as a Liverpool fan I can’t help but feel Liverpool could be the same if their given some time.

It’s not fair

I am getting goosebumps seeing this guy score. A perfect striker, look like he is made in a lab.

You got jokes!! I get you though. The way he ran at the ball when taking that pen!!!

🤣🤣🤣 I'm a Liverpool fan, but this guy I admire much His such a killer in front of goal

City all the way bro

I'm a Dortmund fan, and I can't believe we lost him for just 52 Mil when we could have gotten extra 100 Mil for him

The dude looked like he was gliding while running to the goal

That second goal, his acceleration is terrifying. I’m an Arsenal fan, we haven’t even played Man City but I’m already scared. So does every other club, he’s just warming up

I like your honesty bro, treat Jesus and Zinny well btw

Lol bro. He's just warning up

@Goodwill he's already warmed up and I don't know if arsenal can beat this team maybe if arsenal makes a few good signings but city is gonna have a monstrous season... But haaland is new to the best league in the world right now you never know what could happen if he comes against teams like Liverpool and his arch enemy Harry Maguire...

Also a gunners...cant lie that guy speed is like lightening... over speed is disturbing him...i hope our defenders can match with him when we play them..

I’m a Russian and I don’t scared anything in this life, but I agree with your comment! :)) Haaland is a top striker 🔥💪💣

Had a season ticket at West Ham for almost 20 years and that was up there with one of the best performances I've seen against us. Isn't a flashy player, but you don't truly understand his genius until you watch him live. Ive never seen movement, cleverness of run or turn of pace like that in my life. He's a shark, and if he smells blood, good night. City fans gonna have one hell of fun season, good luck to yas.

Cheers mate 👍. Good luck to West ham also. It's only early doors.

Not even Henry?

@Nathan Cooper there was a game in our first home match of the season in like 2002 or 2003 or something where he was electric against us, but that’s the only game that stands out and I missed that one

💣💣💣

That second goal is simply elite. Just pure confidence of a striker.

The first one as well😭 His pen looked do casual

He's probably the best in the world at exactly those chances. And with KDB's passing foot this is going to get NASTY

@extcamping Even as a Chelsea fans myself, I have to say that Haaland is the real deal. Hats off to him, truly.

@Shend Shillova yep. As easy and as calm as you wanna see.

@extcamping expect Haaland to be strongest candidate for 2022/23 Ballon DOr...

Broooo that long ball to Haaland though, how did de bryune sync with Haalands acceleration so quickly. Goosebumps seeing these two beasts link up together. ❤️

They have been training on these situations the past week :)

That was a ridiculous pass from de bruyne. The way it just stops dead at the right point... Wtf

Cringe...

KDB masterclass

@Omar Henry cry

The fact that the commentator said, "only one result" even before he scored simply shows how great he is.

I have to say, impressive run off the ball and what a clinical finish. This boy is strong, the real definition of a traditional number 9 fitting so well into the modern-day team...he's a super star

This team are going to be deadly, as long as there are no major injuries this year. De Brunye and Haaland, what a duo they could turn into.

Haaland was amazing in this debut but holy crap De Bruyne looking like he is started right where he left off last season with the insane passes. I'm really excited to see how many De Bruyne to Haaland connections there are this season

KDB is pure poetry. Wonderful player.

He will silence every haters 💙💙💙 Erling Haaland 💙

Already did

Absolutely tremendous

What haters bro? City already decided the PL by signing him.

What haters? Every football fan knows he's lethal. Had a stinker against Liverpool but he'll get 30 + goals this year, easy

ha, Haaland is notably bereft of Haters, he's the real deal.

Haaland's finishing skill is unreal. What a goalscoring machine.

Not a City fan but boy am I happy for that kid! (Haaland) What a special talent!

Haaland could destroy anyone in his way, while scoring goals, he is an absolute monster 🔥🔥

De Bruyne Absolute Class. This duo gonna go miles ❤️❤️❤️

Second goal, that pass, that run, that finishing..

I mean take nothing away from Haaland's debut brace, but that ball from De Bruyne for the second was absolutely world class. As the commentator said, PL you have been warned. If this engine turns up week in week out with other clubs faltering this week oh boi we're in for a fun season. 100 point season maybe? Seems plausible

If haalands gonna keep getting balls like that though we’re gonna see a lot of goals scored this season

and there will be plenty of more like that to come.

Oh Christ what a striker!!

@Jacob Stathers KDB plays these weighted passes very often he‘s the best player at that with Messi as second. He‘ll feed Haaland with those more than enough, you‘ll see. Just before there was no natural striker or good finisher in the team to convert them.

De Bruyne is a perfect assist maker for haaland they just need to work on their timings but that will come with more playtime

My goodness Halaand's pace gave me goosebumps

I am United fan but seeing Haaland really scares me and gives me chill goosebumps. What a signing for City✌️

Absolutely brilliant, they all played well. So very lucky to have Haaland on our team 🙌💙

Haaland is literally towering above the rest. Come on Sky blues 💙

He makes it look so easy

Nice

Mitrovic says hi

baixa as calças oh haalaand

De Bruyne's passing ability is insane...

The second goal is simply.... PURE CLASS.

He running like a titan. And with that speed. Amazing

Dude. His pace really is scary. Look at both his goals. The acceleration is insane. When I saw the first goal live, I thought he wouldn't get the ball the moment it was played, but a second later I saw big man bearing down on Areola and gets a penalty. I feel even as a fan I'm not used to seeing this from City, considering the past few seasons. People were saying how he scored against Bundesliga teams that didn't sit deep. Bro. The dude had like 6-7 meters from outside of the penalty box, chasing a ball running away from him, and he still got it. I think he will do amazing. Overall, I think this game perfectly demonstrated what Haaland brings to City. A pacey, clinical striker, unafraid to run and cause chaos in the opponent's backline. His current developed style perfectly suits what City needs in attack. This game, however, also demonstrated that City hasn't fully implemented that style into their system yet. Evident by a lot of missed/ignored runs. Obviously not every single run needs a through ball, but I feel that if even some of these options were explored, he would've had a hat-trick.

KDB passes and haaland are like a chemical reaction that just explodes. But we need to be careful. Maguire is becoming better and better

I am an Arsenal fan but follow Haaland very closely as I like the player very much. He is such a beast and City are lucky to have him. Hopefully he succeeds in the Prem, and by the looks of it, him with De Bruyne feeding him passes will be awesome to watch all season!

Perfectly analyzed

Those ignored runs though 😭

legend. he has everything. size. height. speed. strenght. and his finishing are good too.

Crazy Halaand the speed, the placing and technique what a player

Hello dear

That's a true player indeed, what a good player

Halaand runs as fast as a flying golden arrow. Speechless!

Man I got goosebumps seeing him scoring. This guy is lit 🔥

what a debut by Haaland, couldn’t have wanted any more from him!

Well done Haaland! What a player! I am sure you will score 30+ goals in Premier League. I hope City will win the Champions League. I am a fan of City in Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿

Seeing this makes me smile, after Haaland broke the most goals in his first season in the premier league 🫡🙌🏽 Congratulations Haaland 🎉

What a time to be a City fan (From a United fan 😢)

Damnnn.. i remembered his debut at dortmund and he also scored and now his debut he scored TWO goals on his debut.. what a crazy player!

Haaland is an absolute COLD BLOODED KILLER. What an incredible player🔥🔥🔥

he scored against west ham calm down pal 😭

Hååland's Mini Fridge what does liverpool got to do with anything he said 💀

Why are you two on a City channel 😂 obsessed. You must be gutted.

Hååland's Mini Fridge Them 😂

Hååland's Mini Fridge Defo. Both his assist and goal were accidental. I suppose they won’t mention that though.

What's more impressive of the second goal is not even the goal itself, but how he just makes that perfect run.

Exceptional debut from Haaland! And de Bruyne's performance is top-notch as always! Couldn't be happier with the state of Man City at the moment!

Let's all appreciate the content this man and his crew makes it's just a masterpiece Imagine what's he's gonna doing in the future❤️❤️❤️

Yes We really need to appreciate it sneha

Haaland is a BEAST! So hungry for goals! He is so fast and strong. Man, what a fine signing for Man city!

Haaland's second goal gave me goosebumps, what an epic match and haaland showed his quality, good job haaland dan friends💙🙌🏻

That acceleration from Haaland for the second goal😲🤯

That man is like a Na’vi running next to minions. Too much power, speed and that definition. Amazing player

Bullet speed scorer. Erling Haaland 💙

Running insane and shooting as accurate I think this players going to be best from city and cavin the god of passing . Superb combo that city has .

You can’t help but want him to do well! From a Chelsea fan. When you see brilliance and class, you can’t help but appreciate it! What a BEAST! So jealous right now

Easily 30+ goals for Haaland this season, what a beast that city have here, become a fan just because of Haaland!

Only because of debruyne play Haaland in United he will flop

Just like every city fan, became a fan cuz money and winning every game 🙃

Make that 40.

I'm become a fan becoz city didn't win UCL

I think he will score 40+ this season

The scary thing is the speed of his pace with the accuracy of his goal

Did anyone notice how the whole squad on the bench applauded when Haaland won the penalty kick? Class squad!!!

they knew it was a goal

They be well happy. They don't need to take them now lol 😅

From the beginning I was a huge fan of Haaland, he was only eighteen at the time, I was sure Haaland would be the man of this game.

Erling Haaland is just amazing n world class unique one of a kind a City treasure

The second goal was insane 🔥🔥

When assist is more beautiful than Goal ....... This was that situation to be honest ............ KDB is class

1:17 one of the most satisfying runs I've seen this year and there's definitely more coming.

De Bruyne to Haaland gonna be a constant this year. He made those runs 4-5 time but finally De Bruyne connected. The more time these two play together the scarier they will become. Teams playing high line will be smashed by this combo.

I don‘t even think that only teams with a high backline have to fear this team because even low level teams in the last couple of years got caught when you would see KDB carrying the ball into transition with intense pace but the wingers (Jesus, Sterling) couldn‘t finish the chances. This is over with Haaland and KDB playing at the same time.

Teams will adapt and stop playing a high line vs City. That's going to put a check on through balls into a lot of space like for the second goal. It's strange enough that West Ham did it, imo.

So

Now with Haaland I can see City winning the Champions League finally...and getting rid of Sterling was an absolute masterstroke.

Honestly, Foden performance very impressive 👏🏻🔥🔥

Yeah, very tidy performance, but not a position that gets the best out of him. He’s moved over to accommodate JG. A reflection on JG and not Foden. There’s only one winner between the two of them.

Aye! don't forget my boy Cancelo. He owned the left hand side of the pitch 😎

Damn.. Haaland’s a problem but this is the finish of the match for me 1:38 Crazy power and timing for that type of header and great placement.

That sprint for second goal shocked me. Seriously, he will entertain us 😇

Were are the English and Spanish fans, who said Lewandowski and Haaland could just destroy teams in German farmers league? If I read the comments below 6:0 from Barca and 2:0 from City, nobody writes "they have to proof..." ^^

Like Robbie Williams?

@Torsten T Don't involved Spanish fans in this. Only English fans and media

Some people were making a jest of him after community shield.... This guy will break many hearts now and yrs to come. I just can't stop loving him.

Yeah, he just laughed when he missed though. Scary & ice cold! 💙

Haaland show us that why striker is important. He is incredible player!

Vamos conquistar vários meu city! Disso tenho muitissima certeza!💙⚪🔵⚪⚽😍🏆

what a giant monster!! Real machine! Not bad performance from West Ham, they'll be good this season!

Well Deserved win. Good performance from Haaland 🐐

That pass from KDB for Haaland 🔥💙

Gundogan, Haaland,KDB the best 🔥

😍 brutal

Too perfect

even the pass at 1:10 was perfect

@Jake if that is Aguero you know that is a goal, but haaland and KDB are build Chemistry Rn.

What a devastating run from Haaland!!

Haaland running is absolute beast.. if he have good stamina until 90th minute, thats gonna be hard for any defender in the world to compete with him..

I actually thought west ham were gonna dominate us well they did in the first 10 15 mins but when Haaland scored the penalty I knew we were gonna win. It's so good to have him in our squad hes going to be handy for us specially in the ucl also also wish for him to be top goal scorer

Not a Man city fun but will be watching every matches from now on for my boy Haaland. KDB + Haaland is scary 😬 cant wait for championd league

Great debut for Erling Haaland in the Premier League and has many years in front of him. He can actually break records in the future and even win Champions League one day (and Man City will also finally have a UCL trophy in their cabinet).

Wow. This guy Haaland was always exciting but what I've seen today is just phenomenal. He's a complete package. You've got a new fan buddy!❤

His second goal reminds me of Hernan Crespo goals against Liverpool in the 2005 UCL Final Pure Striker Instinct!!

*Man City mereceu a vitória com méritos! Mas que dupla incrível Haaland e De Bruyne!!*

Not like we didn't expect this performance really 💙 Now it's official: Welcome to the PL Erling! a City fan from 🇦🇷

Welcome to the Erling, PL

Just got my shirt with the Spider 🕷 on it. He's gonna be special 💙

What a brace bye Haaland+the ball by KDB was perfection and even though it was offside what a save by Ederson

Finally KDB provided the assist we've been waiting for🤙

Damn he is a beast, well if Welbeck and co turned us into the quiet neighbors, imagine what this guy will do..City stays impressive.

Fantastic game Haaland ⚽️👏🏻

Like I said before let’s watch him perform is magic 🪄

As a Liverpool fan i actually love this. The build up of our Nunez and Citys Haaland will be afloat for months. I cant wait for this season

It is the competitiveness that makes it the best league in the world and we need the others to catch up! Referees allowing play to continue should also help. None of this blowing the whistle all the time! Bring it on baby.

This guy is a complete package, he's big, strong, and surprisingly fast, high expectations this season

The way Haarland switches his weight so he can finish with his left foot is so slick

Alie,he’s got great mechanics

he is a forward new monster after decade in PL 🔥🔥🔥

As a city fan, my concern has been always how come the management brings someone with cold blood and an aggressive player on the pitch. Haaland was the missing piece. He proved everything on his debut. Well done Viking!!!! soon 40+ goals are on the way.

Forgetting that in his real debut he missed one of the worst misses in soccer history

You speak your profile picture

Si udyu

he's really monster.... fast, great body charge,& good positioning

let's not forget to appreciate ederson's performance he seems to be getting back on his form. 💙💙

His run and Finishing are something else

Haaland hizo un partidazo 🔥❤️

na ponta da pisa

Pobre Julian Alvarez, creía que por ese gol iba a dejar de ser el suplente de Halland, solo era cuestión de tiempo

De bruyne just amazed again and again Haland 🔥🔥

Bro, that Halaand second goal was pure class. I don't know, it was so simple but so beautiful to watch.

Haaland's pace is on another level

De Bruyne + Haaland = Goals

Bro the man is fast asf even the keeper got scared like damnnnnnnn , That's Haaland for yah , the perfect New Forward for our team 💙

What a debut for the young lad 💙💙💙

Never give space for Haaland, he breaks the offside trap so well.

That run though lighting speed. And finishing as calm as 🦁

Haalland was like a Train on the course, nothing can stop him

I've played as a keeper myself in my teens, someone like Haaland is the *LAST* thing I'd want to see _behind_ my last 2 defenders lol. I was quite good at challenging up close but I also know that the type of shots he does, they're past you before you see his feet move 🤣

Every time, any moment you have to expect unexpected things from KDB ABSOLUTELY WORLD CLASS. 💙💙💙

It is really a perfect start for Erling Haaland and showing a promising future at city

What a beast Working Haland, also KDB was magical as always.