Guy Buys Condoms

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Vireak
Vireak

Am i the only one who think 2009's details and environment look cool here ?

Vor 13 Stunden
The Cool Axolotl Logan
The Cool Axolotl Logan

The tampons are for him.

Vor 19 Stunden
Seth Macklin
Seth Macklin

I stare the cashier down for about 7 seconds before they look away. I assert my condom buying pleasure when I perform. And don't even get me started on when I pick up my tampons.

Vor Tag
Nghĩa Béo
Nghĩa Béo

trash

Vor 4 Tage
Cass Butler
Cass Butler

How did I never notice that the girl is Ariana madix

Vor 4 Tage
Scott Malone
Scott Malone

Ahh the only shovel. Yes no one will suspect a thing.

Vor 5 Tage
Seregosa
Seregosa

Why should you be embarrassed? They work with this shit and has seen so many people buy that shit that they couldn’t care less, nor could anyone else.

Vor 7 Tage
Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker

When I first bought a condom, I said, "Yo Johnny! Where you keeping the rubbers?"

Vor 16 Tage
M.M.A.C
M.M.A.C

I know how this feels

Vor 25 Tage
SpEeP fAt
SpEeP fAt

why does he sound and act like eric forman (that 70s show)

Vor Monat
Jimnesstar Lyngdoh Nonglait
Jimnesstar Lyngdoh Nonglait

⛪🗣️ vs 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑etc

Vor 2 Monate
Jimnesstar Lyngdoh Nonglait
Jimnesstar Lyngdoh Nonglait

🏥👨🏻‍⚕️ vs 👍👎

Vor 2 Monate
psycho the man
psycho the man

the one time i had condoms it was to blow them up like balloons

Vor 2 Monate
Sohan Dsouza
Sohan Dsouza

That night: "abort, abort mission" Couple of months later: "abort, abort fetus"

Vor 2 Monate
simran
simran

dark humor at its finest

Vor 2 Monate
Dr. David Who
Dr. David Who

😂😂😂

Vor 2 Monate
steve41557
steve41557

Weinie isn't ready

Vor 3 Monate
JaKa Dvo
JaKa Dvo

so accurate

Vor 3 Monate
Alex H
Alex H

Would have been funnier if at the end it showed the girl walking away with the guy that just bought the magnum condoms

Vor 3 Monate
BunjiKugashira1990
BunjiKugashira1990

Is this an american thing? Where I'm from we usually just go for it

Vor 3 Monate
George Brantley
George Brantley

It's more a "first time" thing than an American thing. But it is a widespread stereotype in American media.

Vor 23 Tage
BunjiKugashira1990
BunjiKugashira1990

I was of course talking about buying condoms wirhout a breakdown. We dont just go for it without protection either

Vor 3 Monate
Stevethebeast150 Beast
Stevethebeast150 Beast

1:37 lol

Vor 3 Monate
Yu Yan
Yu Yan

Or buy it online lmao

Vor 3 Monate
Artemis-Arrow
Artemis-Arrow

shovle was a bad idea

Vor 3 Monate
Vlad Mak
Vlad Mak

Literally everyone, buying their first condoms at their 15th

Vor 3 Monate
The Depression
The Depression

Gir buys decoys: magazine Boy buys decoys: hairdryer, showel, cat food

Vor 3 Monate
Carina yaoi UwU
Carina yaoi UwU

Wtf, okay wow, this was awkward 😂

Vor 3 Monate
Laurence
Laurence

The first time I bought condoms, the lady asked me what they were for and I just said “water balloons”

Vor 3 Monate
Boxington
Boxington

0:55 should've been a black guy lol

Vor 4 Monate
x3Luk
x3Luk

@Boxington ok boomer

Vor 4 Monate
Boxington
Boxington

@x3Luk its called dark humor no pun intended

Vor 4 Monate
x3Luk
x3Luk

Racist

Vor 4 Monate
bob stand
bob stand

Would've been funny if he said "you left your condoms and your shovel"

Vor 4 Monate
Barbara Kilman
Barbara Kilman

Was that a lady of the night

Vor 4 Monate
TheAngryAArdvark
TheAngryAArdvark

I love these, makes me laugh every time.

Vor 4 Monate
Łëvî😐
Łëvî😐

He really said tooth peni— cough cough I mean tooth past

Vor 4 Monate
Dragon's Roar
Dragon's Roar

Surprised this hasn't been wiped.

Vor 4 Monate
Aleksandar Jacimovski
Aleksandar Jacimovski

1:00 kinda looks like dolph zilgler from wwe ngl (... or HHH)

Vor 4 Monate
Luke Sterling
Luke Sterling

The first time I bought condoms, the cashier behind the register was whacked out on heroin so I looked totally normal by comparison.

Vor 4 Monate
John Dennis
John Dennis

Pretty dumb...

Vor 4 Monate
Zfitz1128
Zfitz1128

Long ago. When college humor was funny. No really

Vor 4 Monate
Drs ali yusuf Mindar
Drs ali yusuf Mindar

And that's why i sell condoms when i was a highschoolers 😂😂😂

Vor 5 Monate
Alex Lewis
Alex Lewis

He kinda sounds like deadpool Before being deadpool

Vor 5 Monate
Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

Anyone else back to rewatch this classic ?

Vor 5 Monate
Jan Černý
Jan Černý

That hot chick tho

Vor 5 Monate
Joseph Safaan
Joseph Safaan

She is probably 35 now

Vor 5 Monate
Prithveraj
Prithveraj

How go get laid:- buy Shovels and cat food

Vor 5 Monate
Ur Mom
Ur Mom

This is a choose your own adventure game at this point.

Vor 5 Monate
CowIsBad
CowIsBad

this guy has so many hands

Vor 5 Monate
Soumyadip Mukhopadhyay
Soumyadip Mukhopadhyay

This exact shit happened to me once. 😂😂😂😂 All the other “decoys” got scanned perfectly. But as soon as the condoms came, there was a problem with the bar code. I mean WTF... Then an entire group of Sales people came in to help me “With my purchase”. The old lady behind me in the queue looked so disgusted and amused at the same time Till this day, I believe that there is some weird joke being played by the shopping mall 😂😂😂😂

Vor 6 Monate
Rupert Pembot
Rupert Pembot

Lol

Vor 6 Monate
Konstantin Almhofer
Konstantin Almhofer

the first time i bought condoms the nice female cashier said :have fu n and winked at me wasnt that embarassing afer all

Vor 6 Monate
Derrick Nichols
Derrick Nichols

Hoped he bought lube. It might not fit

Vor 6 Monate
Kyojin_9
Kyojin_9

Wait she’s not wearing that chain on her neck I would know cause oh boy have I been looking

Vor 6 Monate
no no
no no

“im just buying toothpenis”

Vor 6 Monate
Uwemedimo Usa
Uwemedimo Usa

He didn't pick up the stuff he knocked over :/

Vor 6 Monate
Paradox
Paradox

First time: Walked in, picked them up, payed, walked out. Like they give a shit, there to underpaid to care what you buy. Second time i found you could just buy them of the pharmacist online and have them delivered XD

Vor 6 Monate
Edgelord Goku
Edgelord Goku

I have never needed to buy condoms. I just ask one of idiot friends for their unused condoms

Vor 6 Monate
vengefulbeauty
vengefulbeauty

Think that's bad, now try buying a Plan B.

Vor 6 Monate
Austin Bridges
Austin Bridges

Man, first time I just walked in their proud as a peacock, the entire time thinking, "What do I have to be embarrassed of? I'm getting laid! Not gonna let anything stop me tonight. Except if she says no. Hope that doesn't happen though.... Shut up, me."

Vor 6 Monate
Luan Dong
Luan Dong

Don't see what the big deal is buying condoms. I only use them half the time during sex, but still buy them to feel like I'm making an effort to be safe.

Vor 6 Monate
JustAnOtaku
JustAnOtaku

I know it's embarrassing but, at least it's safer than having none.

Vor 6 Monate
mr benny worm
mr benny worm

definitely relatable for a guy like me who has sex... btw did I mention I have sex? No? well I do have sex

Vor 6 Monate
Booker-thehooker
Booker-thehooker

Good times

Vor 6 Monate
Stop Motion Stories
Stop Motion Stories

Guy: Uh, Magazines? Counter guy: Condoms? Isle 3! Let’s not think about what a book would be

Vor 6 Monate
Underground Reptil
Underground Reptil

Who's watching this in 2021? Anyone??

Vor 6 Monate
error exe
error exe

who's replying to comments in 2021 XD

Vor 6 Monate
Vollie D
Vollie D

God the nostalgia 11years ago man im old now

Vor 6 Monate
Chippy
Chippy

Ugh this is so unrealistic, the condoms arnt locked up!

Vor 6 Monate
Freebooter Luckless
Freebooter Luckless

I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone make a joke about a size chart

Vor 6 Monate
K. LOUK
K. LOUK

Damn i miss these videos

Vor 6 Monate
Willy Wanka
Willy Wanka

What do you mean by broken propeller

Vor 6 Monate
error exe
error exe

Willy Wonka you miss spelled your name or are you Willy Wonka's secret twin Willy Wonka XD dude I meant wanka

Vor 6 Monate
Mcgiver 13
Mcgiver 13

So if I'm the cashier I'm thinking this guy gets off to pretending to be a cat and burying his shit in a giant litter box lol

Vor 6 Monate
Bridget The Fridget
Bridget The Fridget

Is this really what straight people have to go through? I feel so bad for you people😂

Vor 6 Monate
안녕 Jai K • 18 years ago
안녕 Jai K • 18 years ago

“Magazines?” “Oh, condoms? Aisle 3”

Vor 6 Monate
Renol
Renol

Ngl this guy sounds nice

Vor 6 Monate
MouldieTheSlav
MouldieTheSlav

This is the girl buys condoms if you picked the male character.

Vor 7 Monate
yuuardic
yuuardic

1:42 the only thing he'll be aborting is that baby

Vor 7 Monate
Prakash
Prakash

Just Amazon it

Vor 7 Monate
oliver finnegan
oliver finnegan

The first time I bought condoms and lube I didn't have enough money on my card so I couldn't use the self check out. Really no one gave a shit but I didn't realize that at the time, everything was going well until i thought the cashier looked at me funny and then told me it's 66$, I was so nervous that I forgot I bought a shitload of random stuff the hide them, so I thought she was ripping me off. Had the most embarrassing conversation with her and said, really loudly "that cant be the price for just condoms and lube" even took my phone out the calculate it. Bolted out of there as soon as I realized it. Avoided eye contact with everyone for a good 3 hours

Vor 7 Monate
Yoda The
Yoda The

Now this, was hilarious for a guy. Sounds about right

Vor 7 Monate
Yoda The
Yoda The

Loving these perspective videos. Perspective videos are some of the best and seriously love finding

Vor 7 Monate
daniel patterson
daniel patterson

I bought my first box of condoms when i was 15 now that was embarrassing

Vor 7 Monate
Alexandre Nunes de Oliveira
Alexandre Nunes de Oliveira

What's the big deal about buying condoms? Why should you feel embarrased? I don't get it.

Vor 7 Monate
Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

Who’s the girl

Vor 7 Monate
Malcolm Anonymous
Malcolm Anonymous

I died at the end

Vor 7 Monate
Toi Pha
Toi Pha

Yang milih allah like 800 ya yang milih dajal abaikan saja.

Vor 7 Monate
Noi Thu
Noi Thu

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.

Vor 7 Monate
Linkun Liu
Linkun Liu

Online shopping is so great for this exact reason

Vor 7 Monate
Lam Manh
Lam Manh

0:22 my love video :X.

Vor 7 Monate
Sportsguypaul
Sportsguypaul

Rest here traveler, your journey through nostalgia must be tiring.

Vor 7 Monate
Sinh Te
Sinh Te

Roses are red violets are blue if you give a like God will forgive you 0:22xx.

Vor 7 Monate
Bui Tha
Bui Tha

xxxx

Vor 7 Monate
Saq Wop
Saq Wop

I love this movie.

Vor 7 Monate
Tre Let
Tre Let

if you want God to forgive you dont commet here just go to the church and pray.

Vor 7 Monate
Lam Han
Lam Han

xxxx

Vor 7 Monate
Dau Ziu
Dau Ziu

good

Vor 7 Monate
Boi Quan
Boi Quan

Maaf ya allah hamba liat ini.

Vor 7 Monate
Thu Vu
Thu Vu

Omg.

Vor 7 Monate
Na Ban
Na Ban

Ya Allah ampunilah dosa kami semua yang setuju like.

Vor 7 Monate
Gia Tran su
Gia Tran su

Ingat.... Ada allah....

Vor 7 Monate
Vom Nhu
Vom Nhu

Yang milih allah like 800 ya yang milih dajal abaikan saja.

Vor 7 Monate
Tra Nhu
Tra Nhu

good

Vor 7 Monate
Va Tham
Va Tham

0:22 my love video :X.

Vor 8 Monate
Huong Phuoc
Huong Phuoc

Yang milih Allah SWT like.

Vor 8 Monate
minecraft roksiak
minecraft roksiak

me: watches this me: haha good thing i won't have to go through that embarrassment... me: *realizes that i'm gonna have the same thing with tampons in a year or two* me: *ppure sadness*

Vor 8 Monate
Hi Huy
Hi Huy

1:40 dog: help my please

Vor 8 Monate

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