Gatekeepers [Ft. Jschlatt]

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    SootHouseSootHouse

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    Jschlatt and Soothouse make some trade deals
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    =====THE MEDIA=====
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eraZure
eraZure

Isn’t Schlattcoin the thing Will spent 98 diamonds on before it collapsed?

Vor 8 Monate
TrashMcMann
TrashMcMann

Schlattcoin: "It won't fail because it's not supposed to."

Vor Monat
Rxsh_Gamer 961
Rxsh_Gamer 961

It only goes up

Vor 2 Monate
Dakoideku
Dakoideku

I like imagining someone reading this who doesn't know what minecraft is.

Vor 2 Monate
AshTheGenjiMain
AshTheGenjiMain

Lest comment to ever be pinned by soothouse

Vor 2 Monate
Vord Joncus
Vord Joncus

It isn't a loss until you give up.

Vor 4 Monate
Silver Addie Fun Pack
Silver Addie Fun Pack

5:18 MY BIRTHSTONE, MY CHARACTER! -every kid that watches Steven Universe ever

Vor 6 Stunden
Giraffe in timbs
Giraffe in timbs

0:24 dear L G B T Q plus community. i am willing to purchase the rainbow, and all legal rights pertaining to the rainbow for a total sum of 4.29 dollars plus tax. Please reply quickly, as my company is only capable of affording internet connection for two more days. sincerely, joeseph mama, c e o of Racism Incorporated

Vor 2 Tage
Max Millan
Max Millan

Я действительно могу говорить по-английски, я просто неловко

Vor 2 Tage
DICDAC DOE
DICDAC DOE

6:22 what the fuck? My eyes bro

Vor 2 Tage
Roasted Skull
Roasted Skull

What soundboard does shlatt use? That record shit cool

Vor 3 Tage
antivaxxnugs
antivaxxnugs

Fuck haywards Heath! Crawley! Wait no! Broadfield!

Vor 4 Tage
COZY;VEMGEANCE
COZY;VEMGEANCE

*cé gur teanga marbh í, caithfidh mé gaeilge a labhairt mar ní as gasana mé. níl le déanamh agam anseo ach an schlattcoin a mholadh agus na rudaí iontacha go léir a rinne sé dár bhfás eacnamaíoch domhanda*

Vor 4 Tage
baby yoda
baby yoda

Wait mr soothouse sounds a lot like wilbur- WAIT A MINUTE

Vor 5 Tage
Stickman Music
Stickman Music

4:36 The real question is how did he take the picture?

Vor 5 Tage
m&m yes
m&m yes

Teeth

Vor 4 Tage
Texas red
Texas red

* 5:25 * SHES LITERALLY FUCKING PURPLE **WHEEZE*^

Vor 6 Tage
Squirrel Productions
Squirrel Productions

*HOLDONIGOTTATAKEASIPOFMYSODAREALQUICK*

Vor 6 Tage
Thomas Fenton
Thomas Fenton

i came here expecting pictures of things guarding gates. i was wrong

Vor 8 Tage
Jake Ellis
Jake Ellis

Random but somehow that screen wipe during the soda sip perfectly visualises the sound

Vor 9 Tage
bermuda tenebris
bermuda tenebris

I like to think there’s only one rainbow and the lgbt community stole it collectively so that’s why the only rainbows I see are from that one meme where it’s like “STUFF I SHOVED UP MY ASS”

Vor 10 Tage
Surprised Char
Surprised Char

All this gesticulating talk is giving me gesticular cancer.

Vor 12 Tage
The Generalissimo
The Generalissimo

Schlatt’s dry steak.

Vor 12 Tage
Little Darling
Little Darling

I don't know who Jschlatt dude is, but he has a strong chaotic neutral vibe

Vor 12 Tage
Alexxa Recordzz
Alexxa Recordzz

"Don't learn a language if it's not your foreign language" Me: alrighty then! Time to press the 'forget how to speak English even tho I've been learning it since I'm like, 9' button!

Vor 13 Tage
Yes No
Yes No

How did the guy without a hand take a picture if both arms were down

Vor 15 Tage
Spencer Whiteway
Spencer Whiteway

So is this channel dead, or...?

Vor 15 Tage
Cody Rivenburg
Cody Rivenburg

Ah yes, when us LGBT+ folks stole the rainbow. Not only that, but we also stole the clouds, sky, and gravity.

Vor 16 Tage
Jitzwaz Gumlord
Jitzwaz Gumlord

nobody: not a single soul: schlatt: Ha ha ha ha ha

Vor 16 Tage
SupremeUtopia
SupremeUtopia

6:20

Vor 16 Tage
【N O R T H】
【N O R T H】

F U N N Y M I C I N I T I A T E D.

Vor 16 Tage
Chris Mcdonough
Chris Mcdonough

How tf the dude eating the grand Mac take the picture

Vor 16 Tage
dgbeck
dgbeck

4:35 how did he take the picture

Vor 18 Tage
Studio Autio
Studio Autio

Guy: "I'm the Keymaster". Girl: "I"m the Gatekeeper..."

Vor 19 Tage
aultrasadperson
aultrasadperson

6:20 omg that's so loud in my headphones.

Vor 21 Tag
mcbone_kenney
mcbone_kenney

“What, you wanna gesticulate?”

Vor 22 Tage
Enno VanDam
Enno VanDam

6:23 whoever edits this video, just know that I appreciate you for your effort

Vor 22 Tage
Art Addict
Art Addict

Why did they stop uploading? I miss their vids!

Vor 24 Tage
Emrah K.
Emrah K.

I miss these guys

Vor 24 Tage
Alex Korinth
Alex Korinth

Imagine you wake up to hear Jshlatt's sound box laugh in the night.

Vor 27 Tage
Innes Landry
Innes Landry

5:23 that’s actually a pretty good Amethyst cosplay

Vor 27 Tage
Michael McCarthy
Michael McCarthy

I want to hurt the people who post shit like this

Vor 28 Tage
Adam Mackay
Adam Mackay

Poopy

Vor 28 Tage
movezig5
movezig5

This is what every medicine cabinet in America looks like, because none of us can afford our prescriptions and we have to make it all ourselves.

Vor 28 Tage
NinjaWookie
NinjaWookie

4:35 how did he take the picture tho???

Vor 29 Tage
ReaverTheSurvivalist
ReaverTheSurvivalist

HA HA HA HA HA

Vor Monat
M W
M W

Where have they gone

Vor Monat
ViaVia
ViaVia

Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how that Amethyst cosplay was actually pretty polished and good?

Vor Monat
DA CARLY
DA CARLY

Are you guys still making videos

Vor Monat
Brianna H.
Brianna H.

7:42 schlatt opens the gates of hell

Vor Monat
LexieLou
LexieLou

There’s this one guy I know who will gatekeep literally anything and everything. Here’s an example: Him to my friend: hey dude I just learned how to play the bass guitar in like a week it’s so easy Me: I’m learning how to play the bass guitar for the battle of the bands! (Which is in a little over a month) Him: you know I get so offended when people think they can just learn the bass in less than a month it’s honestly such a difficult instrument to master and people underestimate how difficult it really is I’ve been to two band practices so far, and I’m getting the hang of it. I’ll most certainly be ready in a few weeks

Vor Monat
humairaa
humairaa

the only language i know is english but im not english oh no ...

Vor Monat
Martin Sarmiento
Martin Sarmiento

Is this ASMR?

Vor Monat
kody witherow
kody witherow

Gay-t keeping

Vor Monat
Akiko2 Plays
Akiko2 Plays

dude ive been watching these guys for a while now and i JUST NOW REALIZE THAT W I L B U R IS ONE OF THE GUYS IN THIS

Vor Monat
Ty Allen
Ty Allen

Is drinking maple syrup a sin? Asking for a friend

Vor Monat
Worm On Fire
Worm On Fire

Magayllanic no

Vor 26 Tage
Magellanic
Magellanic

yes.

Vor Monat
DMan Stickguy
DMan Stickguy

Ngl when they put the hand over their mouth they look like girls

Vor Monat
zuuded
zuuded

schlatt is a beam of light in my world

Vor Monat
amtree 86
amtree 86

This just proves my theory that jschlatt doesn't exist and is actually a soundboard conrolled by an AI

Vor Monat
Classy Glassy
Classy Glassy

I am amazed at how good Schlatt's Alex Jones impression is.

Vor Monat
Zachary Rich
Zachary Rich

4:36 How did he take that picture?

Vor Monat
Calvin Shuck
Calvin Shuck

Jschlatt: Hold on I have to take a sip of my soda real quick. (*The sound of a magnitude 5.0 tornado*) Ha ha ha ha ha!

Vor Monat
ACE-Deathbear -
ACE-Deathbear -

4:37 wait... WHO'S HOLDING THE CAMERA???

Vor Monat
loafy!
loafy!

6:09

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sssamurai
sssamurai

Soothouse subtitles are borderline sovietwomble good

Vor Monat
Anton Keeko
Anton Keeko

I approve of this highly centrist content

Vor Monat
Pirate Monkey7
Pirate Monkey7

I love how people keep saying "you can't learn a language if you don't come from its country of origin" like colleges DON'T require you to have a couple years in a foreign language.

Vor Monat
Zack Brightbill
Zack Brightbill

4:40 how did he take the picture?

Vor Monat
John Weber
John Weber

4:50 ok how did they take the photo

Vor Monat
John Weber
John Weber

Every time they say gesticulate, take a shot!

Vor Monat
HauntedDragonGaming
HauntedDragonGaming

I thought he said *_gay keeping_*

Vor Monat
Pink Citrus
Pink Citrus

3:41 what if I leave?

Vor Monat
Zay-KO
Zay-KO

Yo, why Schlatt sound like the weather alert guy doe

Vor Monat
Martin Varela
Martin Varela

Some guy: White people can't speak Spanish. White Spanish people: Am I a joke to you?

Vor Monat
Sipher777 - Alex
Sipher777 - Alex

Can we make Schlatt a permanent part of SootHouse?

Vor Monat
Frosty G
Frosty G

Should have done Mandark's laugh from Dexter's Lab

Vor Monat
Max Stirner-Kun
Max Stirner-Kun

3:42 , remember, cardiovascular health is not important. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to do five reps with the heavies weights I can find and then collapse from exaustion after a mile run

Vor Monat
Hot Sauce Memes
Hot Sauce Memes

ha ha ha ha ha

Vor Monat
2Tired2p1
2Tired2p1

Who’s gonna cosplay her? A purple person?

Vor Monat
Diego Vera
Diego Vera

If you’re not fucking purple you can’t cosplay amethyst

Vor 2 Monate
Hannah S.
Hannah S.

Person: *cosplaying as Amethyst* Person 2: Why do white people cosplay as people of color? Amethyst: *is purple* Me: just wAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR ABOUT WICKED

Vor 2 Monate
The Trash Man
The Trash Man

My dudes. Can you PLEASE try to get @swaggersouls on an episode w/schlatt

Vor 2 Monate
Robert Searl
Robert Searl

HA HA HA HA HA

Vor 2 Monate
Might Not Magic
Might Not Magic

*HA* HA Ha ha -ha-

Vor 2 Monate
Alex C
Alex C

3:24 was a REALLY bad moment to be having a drink

Vor 2 Monate
Im Guy
Im Guy

Is that волк

Vor 2 Monate

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