Funniest Roommate Horror Stories

TBRparkour
TBRparkour

Had a roommate once in collage who kept a digital diary on his computer. One day he left his laptop open so me and my other roommate found it and started looking through it. He updated it almost every hour with incredibly mundane and detailed things about everything and everyone like "Trent watched Mulan and Spirit in one sitting while eating two corndogs. He hasn't moved for 3 hours. I wonder what hell watch next?" or "Orry made three small quesadillas with a waffle iron and ate them all in less than 10 minutes. I cant tell if hes a genius or an idiot, but im going to try it later" WTF dude.

Vor 22 Stunden
Allie Boudreaux
Allie Boudreaux

The last one BRUH 😂😂😂

Vor Tag
Phøenix FøxTail
Phøenix FøxTail

People fucking suck.

Vor Tag
Mei
Mei

5:23 i think this dude is into the whole "adult baby" thing.... scary

Vor 2 Tage
Tux Penguin
Tux Penguin

Damn it... Not the *_FRYING PAN!!!_*

Vor 2 Tage
kidgroup everything
kidgroup everything

4:40 I would do the SAME THING

Vor 3 Tage
kidgroup everything
kidgroup everything

At 0:40 , I WOULD LOVE THAT

Vor 3 Tage
Sanad Hamad
Sanad Hamad

#hi

Vor 5 Tage
shay lɪkes stuff
shay lɪkes stuff

3:37 omg Im German cool

Vor 5 Tage
Overlord Kilo
Overlord Kilo

My room mate made a vape out of a soldering iron

Vor 5 Tage
YaBoiBrandon 17
YaBoiBrandon 17

Damn it... not the frying pan!

Vor 6 Tage
Young Doodle
Young Doodle

I loled at the last one

Vor 6 Tage
Benjamin Lmao
Benjamin Lmao

0:23 fuuuuuuuuuuuckkk nooooo

Vor 7 Tage
Isabel Umland
Isabel Umland

1:53 that video is actually really moving I also have cried while watching it many times

Vor 7 Tage
Natalie Newton
Natalie Newton

Fun fact, bettas CAN actually die of tuberculosis. She wasn't kidding. O.o ikr

Vor 8 Tage
Joshua Mullikin
Joshua Mullikin

Yo they got the ducks from James Veitch

Vor 9 Tage
a x o l o t l
a x o l o t l

How are these horror stories?

Vor 9 Tage
Agen Dior
Agen Dior

now hold on, if you are out of shaving cream, peanut butter works as a good substitute, so does conditioner, probably better to use the conditioner

Vor 10 Tage
atreestump FLOSHAMA-RAMMA
atreestump FLOSHAMA-RAMMA

The duck one is bullshit, taken from a guy who was YouTube famous for replying to Spam emails, can't remember his name. Also, you can't talk while sleeping

Vor 10 Tage
Danny DeVito
Danny DeVito

R o r y

Vor 10 Tage
The Artistic Potato
The Artistic Potato

5:50 WHY IS THAT ME SKDJDKSJSKSJSK

Vor 10 Tage
Janco van der Westhuizen
Janco van der Westhuizen

05:49 Personally I find that very funny

Vor 11 Tage
Tactical Shrimp
Tactical Shrimp

If tha5 nigga was pissing black I don’t think those are vitamins.

Vor 12 Tage
Debbie Speare
Debbie Speare

5:59 IM SORRY IM NOT INNOCENT ENOUGH FOR THIS.

Vor 12 Tage
Shayé the Enby
Shayé the Enby

3:16 We KnOw AbOuT tHe ChIcKeNs!!!

Vor 13 Tage
Shayé the Enby
Shayé the Enby

2:25 WTF?!

Vor 13 Tage
Shayé the Enby
Shayé the Enby

1:45 OOF. Well...maybe she should call the "my cat from hell" guy. Eish. Poor girl...

Vor 13 Tage
HexagramMan
HexagramMan

My roommate would always be naked. I dont have any phobias so i didnt really care. For christmass our friends got him elf boxers with bells on them. It was nice hearing the bells and knowing he had something on and eventually we made the mistake of telling him that. Im sitting on the couch playing a game and i hear bells so he comes halfway down the steps and asks "hey dude..." so i look over and the bastard has a shit eating grin on and the boxers in his outstretched hand while floppin his junk. He used the bells as a trap. He laughed for a half hour straight... He just moved to Florida and our group of friends are taking bets as to how long it is until he becomes Florida Man.

Vor 13 Tage
Señor Shoulders//Worldwide Cutie guy
Señor Shoulders//Worldwide Cutie guy

The frying pan is angered

Vor 13 Tage
Emily the Art Kid
Emily the Art Kid

damn it... not the frying pan!

Vor 13 Tage
ElbiDraws
ElbiDraws

Making me excited for going to uni and getting roommates 😂

Vor 15 Tage
Exdall
Exdall

The thumbnail looks like a white Marlon webb

Vor 15 Tage
James
James

4:56 James Veitch?

Vor 15 Tage
Astrakhan Arkhangelsk
Astrakhan Arkhangelsk

I go to a high school with a dorm, one of my roommates from last year used to yell 'EVERYBODY FUCK OFF, I'M GONNA FAP' every fucking time he entered the room. Then one of the others started doing it too. Damn my school is filled with intellectuals.

Vor 16 Tage
Kimchi Yumm
Kimchi Yumm

Ya but have u tried drying yourself with the blow dryer

Vor 17 Tage
RBB Disturbed
RBB Disturbed

The ducks one is literally just like James Veitch' comedy duck story lol

Vor 17 Tage
That black guy from Never gonna give you up
That black guy from Never gonna give you up

Shower cheese has nothing on nachos in bath

Vor 18 Tage
Ya Boi Johnseyefish
Ya Boi Johnseyefish

4:20 jacksepticeye

Vor 18 Tage
jadegirl12
jadegirl12

5:40 ABDL detected

Vor 19 Tage
Climatingly
Climatingly

I just stood for 3 hours in the shower thinking about the benefits of petting a camel

Vor 19 Tage
XOXheartAmy
XOXheartAmy

That last one sounds like a pre-tiddypurge doctor who prompt or something XD

Vor 19 Tage
paul drowne
paul drowne

I used to say 'another pineapple?' in my sleep xD

Vor 20 Tage
Oh Boy
Oh Boy

I do the same 2:18

Vor 20 Tage
jo jo
jo jo

Chinese roommate: zere in ze attic!

Vor 20 Tage
megyn
megyn

*shower cheese*

Vor 20 Tage
Khalid 2007
Khalid 2007

Oh yeah yeah

Vor 21 Tag
Chloe Animations The Tord Fangirl :D
Chloe Animations The Tord Fangirl :D

These are all me

Vor 21 Tag
The 13 plus Strawberry
The 13 plus Strawberry

Why can I relate to keeping chickens in my room and being obsessed with tiny ducks?

Vor 21 Tag
Pretzel Pretzel snack
Pretzel Pretzel snack

Excuse me?

Vor 21 Tag
V Heidr
V Heidr

no poop

Vor 22 Tage
Sam
Sam

5:30 that isn’t your roommate that’s a toddler

Vor 22 Tage
Banana_peels123 _
Banana_peels123 _

6:00 I thought he was singing that one song lol

Vor 22 Tage
Bayley Daniel
Bayley Daniel

"WE KNOW ABOUT THE CHICKENS" 😂😂😂

Vor 23 Tage
Mr Memelord
Mr Memelord

4:56 James veitch would like his ducks back now

Vor 23 Tage
Professor Oak
Professor Oak

not a roommate but at my 1st job, I was working at a car wash and my coworker's 1st words to me were "have you ever tried your own cum"

Vor 23 Tage
natalya cecil-xavier
natalya cecil-xavier

2:11 huh Tim Drake... wait wtf, thats the most goddamned blessed child if his real name is Tim Drake. I'm aware like noone will get wut i'm talking about and im okay with it

Vor 23 Tage
Adrianna Chrapek
Adrianna Chrapek

The last one tho hahahaha

Vor 24 Tage
hpfan 4908
hpfan 4908

*NOT THE FRYING PAN*

Vor 24 Tage
Paul J
Paul J

The last one fucking killed me that's something I would do

Vor 25 Tage
sorry not sorry
sorry not sorry

How is splitting everything 50/50 A bad thing😂😂

Vor 25 Tage
Bacon
Bacon

The last one lmao

Vor 27 Tage
CampBuddy Chick
CampBuddy Chick

I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws

Vor 27 Tage
Eva Marie
Eva Marie

1:57 and 5:48 are me 100%. Don't judge, lol

Vor 28 Tage
Allie Regan
Allie Regan

*NOT THE FRYING PAN!!!!*

Vor 28 Tage
therealvinceoffer
therealvinceoffer

0:57 *justin y?*

Vor 29 Tage
Anonymous Doorknob
Anonymous Doorknob

5:55 someone's been playing too much pubg

Vor Monat
lilli milliken
lilli milliken

3:26 what the... Lol

Vor Monat
Emmy D
Emmy D

I'm going to college in a few months. Not sure I want to anymore

Vor Monat
Midnight star
Midnight star

5:35 dudes a little

Vor Monat
Rachel Ruggieri
Rachel Ruggieri

1:37 I did that to a pair of ficus bonsai I bought at the dollar store.(if you've never seen one their leaves shine like plastic and their trunks are rough and gray.) It turns out they actually WERE alive. Still have them to this day. (Alive and well.)

Vor Monat
Everything lotr
Everything lotr

Thumbnail 4:30

Vor Monat
Stephen Lee Henderson
Stephen Lee Henderson

I was scared go on the floor or walk cuz there fleas so I climb out the window

Vor Monat
Ayla
Ayla

D A M N I T N O T T H E F R Y I N G P A N

Vor Monat
Ryan
Ryan

Did ye, aye?

Vor Monat
Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

Puberty hitting you hard 0:00

Vor Monat
Starly The Musical
Starly The Musical

5:47 haha *i do that*

Vor Monat
Felix33x Felix33x
Felix33x Felix33x

3:40 Operation "Brainwash" is finished🕵

Vor Monat
Nikkehy
Nikkehy

1:27 Fun fact: Betta fishes can actually get Fish Tuberculosis. And it can be contagious.

Vor Monat
NerdAlert 8910
NerdAlert 8910

WE KNOW ABOUT THE CHICKENS

Vor Monat
Almond Fur
Almond Fur

1:50 bish I would too Edit: 3:07 When I am at the countryside I videochat my cat! Edit 2: 5:50 loooool😂 Edit 3: I bet Brendon Urie yells:"Close the god damn door!"

Vor Monat
Kami Killa
Kami Killa

3:42 Ranton?

Vor Monat
Lily Walter
Lily Walter

Why do I want these people as roommates?

Vor Monat
Pulsing Quasar
Pulsing Quasar

5:35 that’s a little

Vor Monat
deLTA AIRLINES
deLTA AIRLINES

*Gosh, the horror*

Vor Monat
TaeTae Biased
TaeTae Biased

The third one is confusing…but can be romantic if it was in Twilight lmao I should stop rewatching this every month and go to bed

Vor Monat
Planemess
Planemess

The story about the guy who took 30 vitamins a day is so fucking funny to me and I dont know why

Vor Monat
DMS Inc.
DMS Inc.

The snail one 😂😂

Vor Monat
Goggles Tigerkhan
Goggles Tigerkhan

this is why i live alone...

Vor Monat
Albows
Albows

6:03 Maybe she should have said *'Jyagi Sama!'* to her roommate.

Vor Monat
Ken’s Diary
Ken’s Diary

My roommate was my sister. She was sleeping and we were in the same bed cause we were only kids. And she lays on top of me and humps me. I socked her straight in the nose with a shriek of terror.

Vor Monat
Sarah Cusack
Sarah Cusack

no one even noticed that Tim Drake wrote one, a freaking robin batmans partner leader of the teen titans red robin robin numero 3 (does stephanie count?) a freaking superhero also i think the roommate was probably bart (impulse/ kid flash) tbh

Vor Monat
olivia Storment
olivia Storment

Was there room mate james vietch

Vor Monat
Woopinah 10
Woopinah 10

Him: is it normal to pee black? Me: RUN TO THE DOCTOR NOW

Vor Monat
Katavini
Katavini

5:35 that's a baby, so it was a joke. Wooosh?

Vor Monat
Fat Boii
Fat Boii

Why does the guy in the thumbnail looks like a white Marlon Webb

Vor Monat
Hannah Avery LimeLight
Hannah Avery LimeLight

im actally cry laughing

Vor 2 Monate
Keegan Davis
Keegan Davis

5:58 "Say my name!" "Francis!"

Vor 2 Monate
Only Fools and Gaming
Only Fools and Gaming

Damnit not the frying pan

Vor 2 Monate
Kitten Playz
Kitten Playz

Damn i hope this is just a realistic nightmare

Vor 2 Monate
Heretic Hendrix
Heretic Hendrix

5:57 when you play pubg and die by a frying pan

Vor 2 Monate

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