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    Death Stranding has some wild characters, but this isn't the first time Hideo Kojima has had fun with names. Now, you can find your own Kojima name with the help of Brian David Gilbert's Kojima Name Generator. You can download the generator here: bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator
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Polygon
Polygon

You can download the name generator here: http://bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator And when you're done, please post your explanatory monologue, or else how will I know who you are? - The Lewd Improvisationman

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DragonBuster117
DragonBuster117

I started with multiple names... Now I have a Character for a tabletop roleplaying game... Also my d20 really liked those low numbers. Over half of these are occupational. True Name Jack O'Neil Leader Hi, I’m Jack O'Neil Leader, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was always the leader on missions I went on so they started adding leader to my name as a joke and it stuck. Alias's #1 Cool Name: Normal Prion Hi, I’m Normal Prion, and I am deadly and unstoppable just like any normal prion. #2 Horny Name: Big Naked Cat Hi, I’m Big Naked Cat, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, I really shouldn't tell you. I once wore cat ears for my girlfriend during sex, so she started calling me her Big Naked Cat in private and it got around somehow... What more can be said? #3 Occupational Name: Impish Leader Hi, I’m Impish Leader. I once pulled a prank on a few of my men so they started calling me this name. #4 "The" Name: The Fighter Jet Hi, I’m The Fighter Jet, and I fly the fighter jet. #5 Occupational Name: Fit Jack O'Neil Leader Hi, I’m Fit Jack O'Neil Leader, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, someone thought I was very fit. #6 Occupational Name: Jackdaw Leader Hi, I’m Jackdaw Leader, and my fighter squadron is the Jackdaws. I really like Jackdaws.

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crychan
crychan

My name is Pistol Consultant. You’re probably wondering how I got that name. Well it all started when my mom, shot my dad. I asked her, “woah, what gun was that?” and she told me, “That’s a Kel-Tech PMR-30,” and from then on, whenever my mom shot my dad, she’d tell me a little more about what pistol she used. One day, when my mom was shot by The Lewd Improvisationman, I inherited her pistol collection. And now, when somebody asks me for a gun to avenge somebody that they lost, I give them the right pistol for the job.

Vor 2 Tage
Luckylocky
Luckylocky

Hi i'm The Warm Abandonment and if you're wondering how I got this name let me tell you. I come from a parallel universe where humanity survived until the heat death of said universe before they sent me here so their technology wouldn't perish. I've also got sick radiation powers from the previously mentioned technology and the destruction of our atmosphere. I'm probably some big brain comment on the mortality of everything including the universe so that's neat I guess.

Vor 4 Tage
A.X. Roads
A.X. Roads

Hi, I'm Bondage Deafen, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was the result of a covert La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo experiment. I was grown in a tank, raised by a series of flashing images imprinted upon my mind. One day the tank ruptured. The glass which contained me for 12 years came crashing into my body, horribly disfiguring me. My first words were the shriek which set me free. My captors, my breeders, they shot me up with enough tranquilizer to put me in a coma. They covered my body with this nanomachine-infused chrome/latex alloy to rejuvenate the skin scarred by the tank, but no one counted on the material permanently fusing to my body. It's been 12 years since that escape attempt. Now all I can do is speak in images. This text is all I can manage. The shriek... my voice... they'll never let me use it again. Snake, come find me. Please. Set me free from them. You can find me *CONNECTION LOST*

Vor 5 Tage
EnigmaticRPG
EnigmaticRPG

Name's Liquid Retriever... It started as a joke, a put down even, only it soon came to light that I'm who you go to when liquids need moving. Delicate samples that need handling? Fish that need relocating? Can I get you a drink? Oh, they don't sell that anymore, but I know a place. Don't sweat it, I'll be back in a jiffy! ...and ignore that guy saying I'm some kinda succubi. I'm only interested in getting liquids *for* you, not *from* you!

Vor 12 Tage
themi
themi

"the scythe bose-einstein compensate"... ya know im NOT that mad at it

Vor 2 Stunden
percy
percy

i’m uhhh anarchies carerman

Vor 6 Stunden
Mike Odin
Mike Odin

I'm Big Capricorn Betta, and I rolled a horny name. I know fear.

Vor 8 Stunden
felixvelariusbos
felixvelariusbos

I'm the Cold Writing Website Builder. I mean, It's not wrong.

Vor 9 Stunden
Tandy
Tandy

What's up? I'm Big Smash Art and I'm here to download this workbook to give to all my players in my d&d campaign. It will also be how all NPC's are named

Vor 13 Stunden
Florian Gelszat
Florian Gelszat

I got a Cool Name... sort of? Breakfast Crispr

Vor 15 Stunden
Josca
Josca

"Saw a Youtube Video" that's my name. what?

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Grace rose
Grace rose

Breakdance creatingman

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Calder Chen
Calder Chen

this is how i, a trans person figured out my name

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sfs 22
sfs 22

Hi, I am THE tongue -train and if you are wondering how I got this name let me tell you, I once was a man of great renown for my service in the two world wars. But while riding a gun-shooting-gun (a secret nuclear weapon developed by the vietnamese with the soviet's government during the war) I got striken down by a double-triple-quadruple agent working for literally everyone. She stole the plan after seducing me and leaving me for dead. Little did she know that a microship made out of nanobots was planted in my brain by my superior to save my consciousness, would such a thing happen. And this ship was implanted into a subordinate to upload my consciousness into his brain. Well that is only half the story, for I am this subordinate and a part of the woman I was still lingers in me. But that part is both proud to be an host for the man I was, am and will be, but also afraid to disapear, even now I tremble, wondering whether I am him or the other... Did I die? did he? Are we a new third person that is more than the sum of his parts? ALSO WHY DID THEY TRANSFER A MAN'S CONSCIOUSNESS INTO A WOMAN'S BODY THAT'S FUCKED UP, when I look into a mirror I am unsure of what I feel anymore, but I do take a good look, that I can say, because DAMN BOY I THICC.

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Bionic Bits
Bionic Bits

I got "The Impermanence" and honestly I wasn't expecting to get something that didn't sound like shite so 10/10 great video

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godAlseif
godAlseif

Cheerio Crispr is actually pretty badass

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Kristen Hall
Kristen Hall

Gas Beagleman,,

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Paulina Garay
Paulina Garay

How is it that “the old zip-line fucked” is my “the name” and not my “horny name “?

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Taylor Price
Taylor Price

Currently procrastinating on writing a paper on CRISPR while listening to this 5:03 and I think the universe/matrix is telling me to finish it 😅

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Kristen Hall
Kristen Hall

me, wasting ink to print this: but mom its for the sake of kojima

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erik.m4v
erik.m4v

“The Unintentional Racist” thanks i hate it

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Ruin Me
Ruin Me

He’s the Araki of Video Games.

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Mekova
Mekova

-Ring Ring- Hey kid, the name's Old Bonding Dog. The name derives from my loyal nature, and how people find it easy to fit into my crew. I've been in the mercenary business longer than the list of South American countries that the US politically meddled in. Pretty long, actually. I'm here to help. Give me a ring sometime, eh?

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Clayman Alfarizi
Clayman Alfarizi

"The Old Blackbird" Now that's badass.

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Alvadar65
Alvadar65

Dr Strangelove isnt a name he made up. Its Peter Sellers's character in the film of the same name.

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Zeppelin Michael
Zeppelin Michael

Vine CRISPR w h a t

Vor 2 Tage
Gay Nutbuster
Gay Nutbuster

My name is Tired Sexbetrayal. Hm.

Vor 2 Tage
zounch hounch
zounch hounch

BRIAN THERE ARE ONLY 2 JOY DIVISION ALBUM ITS ONE OR THE OTHER

Vor 2 Tage
Mark Hansen
Mark Hansen

I got 1 name and it was a "Normal Name" so I just have my normal name, I love you but I'll never forgive you BDG. I did it a second time and got "Mace Holes" so that's who I'll aspire to be.

Vor 2 Tage
maetheunicorn
maetheunicorn

wow Brian being an Aquarius just makes so much sense

Vor 2 Tage
Manatee Man
Manatee Man

"Drink Liquid Bleachman." Huh. Okay then.

Vor 2 Tage
Jmanuiop
Jmanuiop

"Bustin' Gamer" Also, I did it again and got "Old Bustin' Cocker Spaniel"

Vor 2 Tage
Chien Banane
Chien Banane

Bose-Einstein Condensate Goldfish

Vor 2 Tage
raela sh
raela sh

"zodiac sign: aquarius" now I don't even believe in astrology but this explains a whole lot

Vor 2 Tage
MaxStar McDonald
MaxStar McDonald

VIOLENT NAME *Big Salt Poikilohydric*

Vor 2 Tage
Ranouken
Ranouken

Hi, I am Old Scythe Sniper and I love puppies

Vor 2 Tage
Hawkspiral
Hawkspiral

"Wood Trebuchet" best name ever

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Hawkspiral
Hawkspiral

"Broken Spork Darkness" Oml

Vor 2 Tage
Michelle Marie
Michelle Marie

The least shocking thing about this video was learning BDG is an Aquarius

Vor 3 Tage
Stoodmuffin Personal
Stoodmuffin Personal

Idk Kojima's stuff that well, or which games he had a hand in. So I avoided this for a minute. But I missed BDG so I cam around.

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RoseArtemis
RoseArtemis

Big Pets Singing. Honestly I got nothing on explaining this one but imagining Mads Mikkelson with a bunch of cute fluffy animals made me smile and the best way I could condense that was "pets"

Vor 3 Tage
A Talented Duck
A Talented Duck

"Ate dinner"

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Sunnypasta Ravioli
Sunnypasta Ravioli

From this moment on my name is “chainsaw dachshund”

Vor 3 Tage

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