Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form | Unraveled BONUS

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    Death Stranding has some wild characters, but this isn't the first time Hideo Kojima has had fun with names. Now, you can find your own Kojima name with the help of Brian David Gilbert's Kojima Name Generator. You can download the generator here: bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator
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You can download the name generator here: http://bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator And when you're done, please post your explanatory monologue, or else how will I know who you are? - The Lewd Improvisationman

Vor 7 Monate
toelin tetch
toelin tetch

Hey kid you probably haven't heard about me yet, I'm Creating Server and I just got my Hideo Kojima name.

Vor 13 Tage
toxic rouge
toxic rouge

@David Moriarty-Schieven yeah same problem with me

Vor Monat
David Moriarty-Schieven
David Moriarty-Schieven

Wanted to download and try it out but I couldn't because it was put on Scribd which wanted me to pay for it. Yeah, no.

Vor Monat
toxic rouge
toxic rouge

Yes thank it's on a web site I need to pay to download

Vor Monat
kcsupersonic1
kcsupersonic1

I looked up this video during COVID Quarantine, was bored and decided to do it for the fun of it (the things we do). I have a True Name +6 other alternative names so this was a fun one. My true Kojima name is Kingpin Editor but I go by 6 other names as you will find out down below. Redacted (I don't really feel like giving my actual name so let's just call my normal name kcsupersonic) Leo Pitbull The Loneliness Acting Glory Plasma Gladius Drinking Tea I go by many names, but I am most well known as Kingpin Editor. I started out as just your normal entry-level editor, but everything changed the day my team lead was brutally cast aside like they were NOTHING! I realized then and there that you couldn't protect anything unless you had the power, unless you truly became a Kingpin. It wasn't easy and it wasn't always strictly by the book, but eventually I threw down all challengers and rose to take my true place as Kingpin Editor. So let me tell you! if you dare cross me or my men, you can bet I may have to edit a few parts of your anatomy. As for my other names... all in due time, all in due time. - Kingpin Editor or (kcsupersonic or The Loneliness or Acting Glory, but ONLY my friends may address me as Leo Pitbull, ONLY my employees may call me Drinking Tea, and NEVER CALL ME PLASMA GLADIUS OR YOU COURT DEATH!)

Vor 2 Monate
crazyduplicate
crazyduplicate

big cancer collie~

Vor 2 Stunden
elvenator
elvenator

I'm assuming Section 11. Q1. is meant to read "first name", not "last name"?

Vor 8 Stunden
avery smith
avery smith

my name is very unemployedman,,, thanks?

Vor 11 Stunden
alyssa andrea
alyssa andrea

well i guess old solid shorthair is a spicy name-

Vor 12 Stunden
shitbaby 3000
shitbaby 3000

i would kill to have this as like a google form or something 😔 do i look like the kind of person who owns a printer??

Vor 19 Stunden
Alex Hazelton
Alex Hazelton

I got Mr. Nobody Editorman and it just sounds like my boss thinks I did a really shitty job. Coulda got Death Odyssey, but nope

Vor Tag
RH0B0SE
RH0B0SE

Sam, it's die-hardman

Vor 4 Tage
Water
Water

"You are no longer defined by a name given to you as a child and you are free to manifest you own true nature." Hellyeah can I get a fucking trans-kojima-name-rights?

Vor 4 Tage
Abdulrahman AlZamil
Abdulrahman AlZamil

My kojima name was big cool gaming It was a 100% accurate because I love videogames and seeing cool stuff and doing cool feats

Vor 5 Tage
Livori
Livori

Hey, I’m Cigaret Melatonine, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I can’t sleep, kid. I don’t think I ever have. I need some pills to help me drift off, but during the day, I smoke to look cool and not think about the highly explicit answer I gave at question 21..

Vor 6 Tage
PlatypusAfro
PlatypusAfro

Naked Lickable Guinea Pig Man. Jesus Christ...

Vor 6 Tage
Celestia C
Celestia C

My name is "The energy-saving-mode anxiety poop" and it makes me face emotions i am not quite ready to understand yet--

Vor 7 Tage
Dr. Gundeath Punchface-enstein
Dr. Gundeath Punchface-enstein

I'm Funny RicherMan. I'm called that cuz I'm funny, I'm a man, and I'm richer than you.

Vor 8 Tage
DaProf 19
DaProf 19

I am: Old Bose-Einstein Condensate Needle I really should not have been a smart-arse.

Vor 8 Tage
Gerson Ribeiro
Gerson Ribeiro

Hi, i'm gear teacher-man, and if you wondering how i got this name you are right to think i used to teach gears how to grind

Vor 8 Tage
Geomeo Pesetsky
Geomeo Pesetsky

Hi I’m The Archangel Man, and if your wondering how I got the name let me tell you about my time in the Air Force. The plane I always piloted the Lockheed A-12 or the Archangel. I repaired it as well so eventually the name stuck especially after a near death experience involving crash when I was trying to turn into another lane. PS: most of this is bs, but the crash is correct-had a car crash a week ago, I’m okay-car got totaled.

Vor 9 Tage
Cristian Gomez
Cristian Gomez

How the hell do I ended up with "old solid parrot"

Vor 9 Tage
brookriver
brookriver

hi, I'm Pencil Deadbugs

Vor 9 Tage
Jules Winter
Jules Winter

This has got to be the most complex faproulette I’ve ever seen

Vor 9 Tage
Bruce Cipher
Bruce Cipher

Hi, I'm Recreation Loss, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you... I have depression.

Vor 10 Tage
Celestia C
Celestia C

Nice to meet you Recreation Loss, I'm The energy-saving-mode anxiety poop. Kssksk all jokes aside I wish you only the best man, hope you a great das;3

Vor 7 Tage
Rowan
Rowan

Hi, I'm Plasma Gecko and if you're wondering how i got this name, well, let me tell you. I FILLED IN THIS DAMN FORM

Vor 10 Tage
Fan Of Stuff
Fan Of Stuff

That’s where ya went wrong, Brian. You must assume that every joke is sexual!

Vor 11 Tage
Jackson Sailer
Jackson Sailer

I have a rule when play kojima games. "Ignore the story, just enjoy the gameplay."

Vor 11 Tage
Valentino Freeman
Valentino Freeman

There are millions of shit websites that do just this

Vor 11 Tage
Might Need To sleep Johnson
Might Need To sleep Johnson

Love the fact that Milk Laden is my cool name

Vor 12 Tage
Cocoking
Cocoking

Thank you The Lewd Imporvisationman for you have granted me the greatest of names READING LEARNER MAN

Vor 12 Tage
Qwertyuiioapdhalfh
Qwertyuiioapdhalfh

I love how someone got the tree pee

Vor 12 Tage
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcaniconiosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcaniconiosis

my name is Old porn camera

Vor 13 Tage
Meme Dealer420
Meme Dealer420

Refer to me as Naked Box Turtle Pee Cup or for short, The Pee Cup

Vor 13 Tage
Celestia C
Celestia C

Hello there naked box turtle pee cup, i'm The energy-saving-mode anxiety poop, may i ask for how you got this unique name?😌

Vor 7 Tage
Meme Dealer420
Meme Dealer420

My kojima name is just my normal name. My occupational name is Coding School. My horny name is Naked Box Turtle Pee Cup. The name I have is The Pee Cup. My cool name is Con Baking. My violent name is Liquid Barbed Broadsword. My name that lacks subtext is Printed This Worksheet.

Vor 13 Tage
Vilius Dobilas
Vilius Dobilas

"the old deathman" so i am just an old murderer

Vor 13 Tage
Bjørn Høgsted Nielsen
Bjørn Høgsted Nielsen

Emily heller

Vor 13 Tage
Ally Fazio
Ally Fazio

I got Big Drones Pitchfork and that, while not perfect, is somewhat accurate and I honestly don't know how I feel about that.

Vor 14 Tage
Cat
Cat

My name is spear tank. I dont really like it tbh

Vor 14 Tage
Dark Dragon
Dark Dragon

Thinking Fighting cold-man

Vor 14 Tage
Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

Big Lazy Studentman. Seems fitting

Vor 15 Tage
Lynne
Lynne

Sex Symptomatic. Thanks.

Vor 15 Tage
Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

His names are always horrible... I think.

Vor 15 Tage
Danica Haines
Danica Haines

So I got owo writing-man. I have made so many mistakes in my life to become this

Vor 15 Tage
Celestia C
Celestia C

Mine is The energy-saving-mode anxiety poop, welcome in the club...

Vor 7 Tage
Pickaxe235
Pickaxe235

The Death, ehh its ok

Vor 15 Tage
The Mario Kid
The Mario Kid

I'm a mistake. Not related, just a fact.

Vor 15 Tage
Sam Hughes
Sam Hughes

Breathing Goldfish. Well at least I'm Breathing.

Vor 15 Tage
Tea
Tea

Hannibal Nothing. Thanks for the cool name Brian and not just a reminder that we will never fucking get season 4

Vor 15 Tage
Taylor C
Taylor C

Hey, I'm Lounging Leo Betta Fish, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, 🐠

Vor 16 Tage
Dead Ash
Dead Ash

Hi, I’m Old Imaginative Gardener Man, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I am not old of body but old of mind. Within my brain flourishes the wonders of the natural world! If you are in need of solutions to “pests” in your “garden”, you may count on me to bring the pesticidal heat! Now go with your legs and grow with your heart…while it still beats!

Vor 16 Tage
Veronica Pinna
Veronica Pinna

Hi, I’m The Chainsaw Clown, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was scared of clowns with chainsaws, and then I became my greatest irrational fear.

Vor 16 Tage
lampy boi
lampy boi

What is your name Me, apparently: POOP

Vor 16 Tage
Big Stromboli
Big Stromboli

Well, you can call me "Lunch Pariah," baby.

Vor 16 Tage
aterval
aterval

'A full set of rpg dice' me litteraly looks 2 inches away from my phone at my dice container

Vor 16 Tage
InvictusByzantium
InvictusByzantium

We got the same answer for number 8. That's some scary shit.

Vor 16 Tage
lau ren
lau ren

I've done this twice now, I cannot recall my first name but my newest one is Big Naked Lickable Calico Cat and I am not that mad about it

Vor 16 Tage
Potato Joe
Potato Joe

I am... naked harpoon

Vor 17 Tage
Mr. Stuff Doer
Mr. Stuff Doer

So I had the extra names. Some are actually kinda neat. Others are an absolute trainwreck. Real Name: Reservoir Flaming Sword-Man Alts: - *My real, unedited name* - The Fire-Man - Sore Games Pusher-Man - Unknown Jazz - Big Jog Around Wuhu Island In VR-Man And of course, - Horse Lickable Golden Retriever-Man

Vor 17 Tage
Sqampy! = )
Sqampy! = )

How did I get The Spiderman? also not mad

Vor 17 Tage
Isopod. png
Isopod. png

I legitimately got the name “someone’s whole arm ripping my eyes out or something man” I played by the rules how did this happen

Vor 17 Tage
Travis Love Benson
Travis Love Benson

Hello I'm a Travis and I Travis Love this call out thank you

Vor 18 Tage
Eliza Heintzelman
Eliza Heintzelman

Hello, my name is big drawing cat aka watched bdg aka corkscrew newfoodsman aka old student Santa Claus aka plasma cat aka empty wholesome closer aka wholesome odyssey.

Vor 18 Tage
ShadowWorld VEVO
ShadowWorld VEVO

Big Friendly Stockerman

Vor 18 Tage
TheAiluridae
TheAiluridae

I got “Old Naked Tuxedo Catman”. 😳

Vor 18 Tage
Psi Master
Psi Master

HI, I'm Old Naked Boxador, and if your wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I once bought a 30 year old Boxador from an animal shelter. I decided to shave all the hair from it one day and i found out it had clothes underneath the hair, after removing the clothes it then looked like a hairless animal, afterwords I had the realization I have an old naked Boxador.

Vor 18 Tage
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I'm . . . I'm Hideo Kojima. I'm . . . the creator. I . . . am . . . god. seriously I was bored in quarantine so I decided to finally do this and I got the 69.

Vor 18 Tage
Da Panda
Da Panda

Nice

Vor 18 Tage
Rhys H
Rhys H

all those minutes spent pondering the intricacies of the carrot question (are they baby carrots? full-sized? when was the last time i ate? are they rainbow or standard orange?) and I get Drawing Creator

Vor 18 Tage
Dominika Kowalska
Dominika Kowalska

Hi, I'm The Old Bazooka. If you ask me this name sounds epic, but I can't make fun of it so I'm just unfunny badass.

Vor 18 Tage
Epic Gamer
Epic Gamer

Ah yes, The old not funny

Vor 19 Tage
Tranq_
Tranq_

When BDG says that he can eat 16 whole carrots in one sitting.

Vor 19 Tage
Charles Ruberl
Charles Ruberl

Money Unkownman. That's all I have to say.

Vor 19 Tage
flame1107
flame1107

I’m now old naked freeloader

Vor 19 Tage
Haywire
Haywire

Old rusty pitch fork jet man...

Vor 19 Tage
FerraticaTheBard
FerraticaTheBard

I am known by many names. Horror Movies Knife. The Being Forgotten. Dance Laurel. Writing Cat. Writing Writer. A few even know me by the name I was born with, but if you're lucky you'll never be one of them. And, as for what you call call me, that would be... Got My Dice.

Vor 20 Tage
Ant knees
Ant knees

it is I, big solid ferret

Vor 20 Tage
Smol Chairling
Smol Chairling

Hi, I’m Lengthy Taurus Hamster, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was born to a bull father and a hamster mother, I can't even imagine how that happened either. But I was born with a condition that forces me to appear like a centitaur, which is exactly like a centaur in every way, except the middle segment is repeated like a centipede.

Vor 20 Tage
Smol Chairling
Smol Chairling

If you're wondering how I met Mads Mikkelson, that's another story, so I'll sum it up a little, I once went to a pool party and was running a little late, so the swimming had already commenced, so I made my way towards the pool to join in only to find Jesus and Mr. Mikkelson playing pool on a floating pool table on the water, yes they were walking on the water, I was hardly phased, it was a typical Tuesday.

Vor 20 Tage
• Pancake_Bee •
• Pancake_Bee •

The Discarding Valuables Into the OceanMan

Vor 20 Tage
Frnk Bb
Frnk Bb

I- I have become "Big Naked 'Lickable' Whippetman"... I- I don't know how to process this... But, that was just my main name, cause I'm also Axe Consumer (it's an occupation), Alex (I just got my full real name), Big Railway Gun Rusty Dagger, Deprived Steak Quasar, Old Leo Whippet, and Big Gather all my dice. What a life I live.

Vor 20 Tage
DebayeuxChats
DebayeuxChats

Weakmotherly Seller. I'm called this for many reasons, but they're pretty boring, did you know I think I could eat around 20 carrots if I needed to?

Vor 21 Tag
DAMIAN SANCHEZ
DAMIAN SANCHEZ

Alright: Introverted Student That is the simplest name that could describe me

Vor 21 Tag
the man behind the lewd improvisation
the man behind the lewd improvisation

i am less than five feet tall and "salami student" is the only way anyone will ever see me as intimidating. thank you, the lewd improvisationman, for showing me the light.

Vor 21 Tag
Kathryn A
Kathryn A

Simone's name is, tbh, just perfect.

Vor 21 Tag
Dallin Grimm
Dallin Grimm

I rolled a 68 on the Kojima check and buddy I'm irate But am also now Liquid Frogman

Vor 22 Tage
Robotic Phsycotic
Robotic Phsycotic

Hi, I’m Big Liquid Morningstarman, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was small once; naive. Poking my nose in places not meant for little girls... and then one day, my trusty morning star stuck its spikes in places not meant for spikes. And lemme tell ya, there sure was a lot of liquid.

Vor 22 Tage

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