Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

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    Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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    Recipe
    .5 parts pasta to
    .25 parts butter to
    .25 parts parmesan
    Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
    The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

Memonke
Memonke

Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

Vor 2 Tage
C B
C B

dats what good pussy sounds like

Vor 2 Tage
gdlk
gdlk

I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

Vor 2 Tage
Fay Anne Aura Arts
Fay Anne Aura Arts

So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

Vor 2 Tage
ClassyAF
ClassyAF

10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

Vor 3 Tage
James Prayter
James Prayter

As a Italian I can say this looks good

Vor 3 Tage
JR
JR

This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

Vor 3 Tage
Yonah2E
Yonah2E

is your name jordan schlansky?

Vor 4 Tage
BS Corvin
BS Corvin

3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

Vor 5 Tage
fantasia yoo
fantasia yoo

yuh

Vor 5 Tage
Ueu Ch.
Ueu Ch.

*Italian Mac and Cheese*

Vor 6 Tage
Kuka Simmon
Kuka Simmon

I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

Vor 6 Tage
Tyler
Tyler

wow i subscribed

Vor 7 Tage
Harriet Gough
Harriet Gough

I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

Vor 7 Tage
SonyTheSunGod
SonyTheSunGod

0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

Vor 7 Tage
Cesar Rangel
Cesar Rangel

My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

Vor 7 Tage
DiamondJax08
DiamondJax08

ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

Vor 8 Tage
Common Art
Common Art

THE WAP DOE

Vor 8 Tage
Wondie Kgosiemang
Wondie Kgosiemang

Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

Vor 9 Tage
I Break Things
I Break Things

So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

Vor 9 Tage
William Sampson
William Sampson

i have the same bed frame

Vor 10 Tage
Razorbliz
Razorbliz

Puncharini your dongoroni

Vor 10 Tage
Marcus Enos
Marcus Enos

I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

Vor 10 Tage
Doge Coont
Doge Coont

I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

Vor 11 Tage
tarfathewise
tarfathewise

Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

Vor 11 Tage
Bartosz Ziółkowski
Bartosz Ziółkowski

Ah yes heart attack on plate

Vor 11 Tage
Melissa Packard Lavin
Melissa Packard Lavin

"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

Vor 12 Tage
dépaysement
dépaysement

I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

Vor 12 Tage
Craig Grady
Craig Grady

As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

Vor 13 Tage
SwiftBlade4
SwiftBlade4

That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

Vor 13 Tage
seavision
seavision

The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

Vor 13 Tage
cblue
cblue

Hysterical!....great recipe!

Vor 13 Tage
Microwave cucumber
Microwave cucumber

Looks good!

Vor 13 Tage
ROYAL_ T
ROYAL_ T

I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

Vor 13 Tage
Nathan Mendoza
Nathan Mendoza

The commentary 😆😆😆

Vor 13 Tage
Joe york
Joe york

Heart burn heart burn burn burn

Vor 13 Tage
Adrian Kitson
Adrian Kitson

Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

Vor 14 Tage
Fortune Mogoneg
Fortune Mogoneg

2:22 he is not wearing pants

Vor 14 Tage
Gravy B
Gravy B

My chest hurts wat thing this

Vor 14 Tage
simqbi
simqbi

Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

Vor 14 Tage
Khams No
Khams No

I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

Vor 14 Tage
gaming Minecraft
gaming Minecraft

Butter fetish now a thing

Vor 14 Tage
Sue XoXo
Sue XoXo

Ridiculous.

Vor 14 Tage
TheSmallzfry
TheSmallzfry

This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

Vor 15 Tage
Lawrence Kassab
Lawrence Kassab

"Nice Dissolve"

Vor 15 Tage
JimmyBoogaloo
JimmyBoogaloo

lol @ the keto gag

Vor 15 Tage
Erik Koch
Erik Koch

“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

Vor 15 Tage
Roo
Roo

just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

Vor 15 Tage
Boken
Boken

i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

Vor 16 Tage
GumGoblin
GumGoblin

butter fetish?

Vor 16 Tage
Bob Bob
Bob Bob

Eggs

Vor 16 Tage
Dexpo89
Dexpo89

Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

Vor 16 Tage
Tobi Pohan
Tobi Pohan

Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

Vor 16 Tage
Себастьян Фишер
Себастьян Фишер

"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

Vor 16 Tage
The Panda Bookkeeper
The Panda Bookkeeper

Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

Vor 16 Tage
Juli
Juli

"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

Vor 17 Tage
Dezimio
Dezimio

Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

Vor 17 Tage
Dicey
Dicey

DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD

Vor 17 Tage
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf

Talk to yass tonight

Vor 17 Tage
Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter

This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

Vor 17 Tage
Nneon Knightt
Nneon Knightt

Lmmfao!!!

Vor 17 Tage
Prevenge IX
Prevenge IX

AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

Vor 17 Tage
who took a shit in the toilet
who took a shit in the toilet

Peepee poopoo

Vor 17 Tage
Marc Harrison
Marc Harrison

If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

Vor 17 Tage
Aurora Bjørkavåg
Aurora Bjørkavåg

‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

Vor 17 Tage
mila
mila

jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

Vor 18 Tage
Keith Welsh
Keith Welsh

I should call her

Vor 18 Tage
Anirban Chakraborty
Anirban Chakraborty

3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

Vor 18 Tage
Qi Zhang
Qi Zhang

I subscribed after 90 seconds

Vor 18 Tage
Erin T.
Erin T.

I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

Vor 18 Tage
Hope Fletcher
Hope Fletcher

You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

Vor 18 Tage
ŸümMy GGG
ŸümMy GGG

Ysac is theDoo

Vor 18 Tage
zey
zey

How did you make the noodles by yourself

Vor 18 Tage
Mr Davis
Mr Davis

Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

Vor 18 Tage
doddles_of thecrafts
doddles_of thecrafts

U too funny b

Vor 19 Tage
darknight121000
darknight121000

That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

Vor 19 Tage
wintrparkgrl
wintrparkgrl

he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

Vor 19 Tage
Jen
Jen

Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

Vor 19 Tage
luke pettis
luke pettis

This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

Vor 19 Tage
Uri Rennert
Uri Rennert

Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on

Vor 19 Tage
Taila Blu
Taila Blu

From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine

Vor 19 Tage
Marin Velenik
Marin Velenik

From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's

Vor 19 Tage
Lorde Gheebus
Lorde Gheebus

I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.

Vor 19 Tage
Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ
Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ

Amazing

Vor 19 Tage
PimpleJThomas
PimpleJThomas

Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers

Vor 19 Tage
HypnoToad
HypnoToad

Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂

Vor 19 Tage
kitten kitsune
kitten kitsune

"pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh

Vor 20 Tage
nk
nk

anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018

Vor 20 Tage
Aulia Ali
Aulia Ali

I like your voice

Vor 20 Tage
Brady Ryder
Brady Ryder

Its very unlike him to actually grade the cheese

Vor 20 Tage
Er_ Tapro
Er_ Tapro

It's also called the pasta you eat when you are ill , and you only use a lil piece of butter and that's it (no cheese) . No one in italy with a normal state of mind would make this pasta unless he's feeling very ill ; i can't even imagine someone ordering it at a restaurant. Btw Mr.Alfredo is still alive and his restaurant in Rome is mostly visited by tourists , since no italians would actually pay for hospital food .

Vor 20 Tage
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Haha all good. I probably should have titled it "original Alfredo" or something. The battle of the restaurant where he first made it (and then sold) and the one he started up afterward is a funny part of the history as well.

Vor 18 Tage
Er_ Tapro
Er_ Tapro

@You Suck At Cooking i think you're rigth tho he dead , but his restaurant isn't , so you know , i just wanted to complain a little on the internet ; i just wanted to point out that in italy no one makes that type of pasta unless they feel ill , and the recipe that we use , like the one that we actually do , it's just pasta and a little bit of butter ; with that i wanted to say that fettucine alfredo are not an italian dish , cause the only one who makes it that way is this guy called alfredo in his restaurant and Americans . I have been inaccurate but my point wasn't the fact of mr alfredo being alive or not . I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Vor 20 Tage
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

I didn't realize Alfredo di Lelio was still alive. He should be more famous for holding the record for "longest life lived" at 139.

Vor 20 Tage
Povilas Berniukevičius
Povilas Berniukevičius

This one plate of pasta is probably dense enough to break the table of droped

Vor 20 Tage
name surname
name surname

cardi b is quaking rn

Vor 20 Tage
BlazinThat
BlazinThat

The salt goes in after the water starts to boil and before you put the noods in.

Vor 20 Tage
ENMA
ENMA

Na this is not working without il vento d'oro

Vor 20 Tage
PlayToy_ Cardi_
PlayToy_ Cardi_

Did u noticed there's 2 people making this video That means 👫?

Vor 20 Tage
ABUBAKR ISMAIL
ABUBAKR ISMAIL

This guy must be trolling us by grating he's cheese manually

Vor 20 Tage
Daruween
Daruween

You Suck At Cooking makes Adam Ragusea reffrence 😳😳😳

Vor 20 Tage
Aarti Chawla
Aarti Chawla

Excuse me sir,I AM exactly 22 and single.who told you ? The gods who suck at cooking ?

Vor 20 Tage
M e
M e

I just pooped and it make such a big explosion that I felt the toilet water go inside my asshole

Vor 20 Tage

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