Stewie is oddly innocent for a person who has tried to kill his mom a lot.

this is one of the reasons why.

He’s malicious but naive.

He’s still a baby xD

U sayin fax tho

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the “chainsaw” part made my jaw drop 😭

Wait wait wait..what was the chainsaw?

@Arda Arsen ACER ohh

And then she took out “that thing chi chi keeps in her drawer.” If you get that reference you’re awesome.

Dude, I fucking love you for that one.

I'm going to break you What?! Like a kit kat bar ... What?!

DBZ Abridged

HAHAHA

Hehe I get it 💀

Plot twist: They were actually chopping down trees

Thats what she said

Yeah i hope so bc of it was wat i think it is im so dead.

Lol

Lois sounds so disappointed when she said “Yes Peter, it’s very big.” 😭😭😭

…I don’t think it’s big

Peter: you know I'm as big and girthy as a mike and ike Lois: in your dreams Peter: ssssss....ow...that one hurt Peter was never big he was always sexually pleased with his wife always being sexually unpleased, satisfied,happy,horny or anything even when Peter gets her in the mood she knows what to expect but then it happens and she's unhappy and cheats

"the one who finishes first, is the winner" -Peter Griffin's mindset

I seen this short months ago the joke completely flew over my head. Watched it now and just understood it🤦🏾‍♂️

Gotta love how unimpressed Lois is

The fact that Quagmire is ready to sniff Stewie while fantasising about his mum is just wrong 😭

the fact that stewie roasted quagmire like dat got me more😭

He roasted lois too in a way

The roast that was Garbage

9+10 = 21st reply

Hows about we drop a 20bomb

@Krazy Kaleb why not make it 19

The fact that Lois kissed Stewies eyes.

I remember seeing this when I was watching the show. I died laughing

Stewie literally turned into James Bond in mission impossible using that grappling hook

When you realize that Louise had to finish up by herself 💀

Thats the point

A very rare conversation between Quagmire and Stewie is indeed interesting

I liked how Stewie said it

@J Gaming13 it’s still a conversation

Like hi how are see ya

MJ MJ it's not a Conversation that's small talk

The fact quagmire was on their lawn is so funny 😂

Bruh that’s what every kid thinks to keep there sanity until there teens that’s another ball game 🤣

I think Stewie may be just dreaming at the end... 🤣

Can we talk about how well animated the turns are in Stewie’s view?

they didn’t even let him sleep for five minutes they just did it as soon as he closed his eyes 💀

@Sabitoes and Kashi! oop

Once my mom and her boyfriend did it while I was awake.

@Yellow_Flash YOOOOOO

Sad thing is parents actually do that. Experienced it.

@V3CTOR no, he just closed his eyes and imagined what happened

I thought he was going to steal the car 😂

I'm laughing cuz of his dream but I suddenly realised it my smile fade real fast😭

Why did Louis sound so disappointed when Peter said: It’s big, isn’t it

Man I never knew stewie could roast lol

Damn he finishes quick Edit: stop replying with the same un-original "that's average" you're not funny

@Traption You could never be with a guy with standards

Thassavrege

@Fish Tree definitely ruined…

Thats average

Man the respect she has for peter, the guy finished under a minute dude

Somehow the weirdest thing was the quagmire scene 😂

The ending 🤣

Why is Stewie so innocent 😭

You know how 'big' he is when he finishes that quickly💀

Watching this in first person Stewie perspective was so weird

Why Stewie gotta do quagmire like that lmfao

Stewie is my fav when it comes to combacks

Everyone’s talking about the second scene but what about the way Stewie climbed up to the cupboard with a grappling hook wtf

@MrChickinMan chad

Titanfall in a nutshell 😂😂😂

Yeah that's way smoothly done

That shit was cool asf

Have you not watched old family guys ?….

the fact that she didn’t even close his door- 💀

Lois was like yes Peter it's big... *sighs* Stewie is so innocent lol

Deaf People : "Aw that's nice. " Blind People : "WHAT'S HAPPENIN'-"

I like how it shows them cutting trees but we already know what's going on outside the dream

They are just pure legends with double meaning.

what double meaning??

@Regalto That's true and it makes them more fun to watch

There wasn't any double meaning, what u on about? It was clearly obvious

What do you mean?

XD Quagmire never disappoints

The chainsaw had me 🤣🤣

"Don't tell your friends about this game" 😹😹

So who's gonna tell Stewie about what was going on with his parents

Mommy have to use that machine because her work was not finished 💀💀

At least peter isn't they type to get jealous of his partner using a tool

You mean "his" work.

oh god please don’t tell me

@Kyle Hanes I counted 25

@xof eulb actually 69

"oh yes its big" got me 💀

I hope that vibrating sound was really from a chainsaw. 😂

For someone who's in love with his stuffy he doesn't know what *love* is

I instantly knew what was going on when he fell asleep

"You won't last 30 seconds playing this game"

When you know, you know 😅.

Underrated comment 😂😭🔥

Idk how to feel- But those ads every time💀

@CJR ME TOO LMAOOO

LMAO 🤣

i was confused at first but i realized that they were both in the bed together while Stewie was sleeping

Finally,stewie have a new brother

This is the funniest episode ever

Haha. Chopping down "wood" ,seth is a genius

"That's nice that they chop down trees just remember to plant the seed to grow a new one"

OH HELL NAH NOT ONE MORE

MrBeast would be Proud

@💜Dittothebestboi💜 ik

@💜Dittothebestboi💜 ayo man don't say anything that would be very sus

@Edgy kid tell me

One year: ago why does he think they’re chopping wood A year later: HOLY SHI-

Very funny and I love it

Stewie's pov would actually make for a real neat and funky game tho

That grappling hook is pretty cool ngl

"It's big, isn't it?" "Yes Peter,it's very big" "Yeah it's big" "Oh.god.yes" Blind person: *Bro what the f*ck is happening?*

Wood

Oh you know what happens when they do that…

It’s God

@denisa Owczarzyova blind people have phones too...there's a thing in the settings that shouts everything they touch

@thi tran everything is sus as it meant to be

quagmire and stewie have interesting conversations.

Bro why does a one year old uses a grappling hook to zoom around a kitchen 😭

Everyone : he finishes quick Me : stewie is a savage

I miss this Stewie

Quagmire: “Damn, how did he know?”

Lol

Say whaaaaaat?!

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I remember seeing this scene as kid in my 10th age, I didn't understand but then I understood and quickly run to search

Now I can get why there’s a chainsaw

Quagmire's a good neighbor, watering their lawn for them~

When I saw this part in childhood I didn’t understand but now I realise 💀

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he stole a twinkey at the beginning

Yes

He was prepared for it

Absolutely we will

The fact that he just appeared in his room

Quagmire got roasted big time

Good ending: that’s what actually happened 👌

The first part i thought quagmire was humping the garbage- 💀

Lemme tell ya Stewie, you thought wrong 🥴👍

I’m still amazed by the fact we humans can kinda “predict” what is gonna happen by listening to sounds while sleeping, like the part Louis gets a chainsaw. I still dunno if we kinda really predict what is going to be the next sound, or we kinda “store” the sounds in our mind and therefore our dreams are delayed. Dunno if there is a research about this but many times I just woke up after a full history dream over a sound I was hearing!

I had to stroke trying to comprehend this, walk me through it

It's explained in the movie Inception. It's our subconscious.

i always think about this

they animated it like that bro

Imagine a blind kid hears this😂😅

*"my eager mind is forcing me to know what they're actually doing"*

Stewie innocent little brain 😭😭😭😭

Damn Lois kissed his eyeball.

Thanks for clarifying Stewie. I was hearing the same sounds from my parents' room 😄

My grandma today told me my mom waited to do it till marriage and now i cant forget abt it

@X_Exotic Potato_X 😳

TMI

@X_Exotic Potato_X same

Me too, now everything makes sense

Plot twist/conspiracy: he knows someone is reading his mind and he secretly knows what's going on Plot twist/conspiracy 2: they actually are cutting trees

Stewie 9 months later : yayy i got a new brother

he's the fastest shooter in quahog 🤣

I loved it when my mom kissed my eyes good night when I was a baby.

now, close your eyes when the dream started

I thought they were farming and at the start they were trying to get the tractor to work petter was using a tractor and when he said your gonna use that Louis was using a lawnmower

I see a weird reflection of my closet

@Nikola three sans

Oh that's so funny they shoulda made a joke about it

@aidanLikesShoes I wouldn't be sure about that If I were you

"It's very big" I gotchu 🤣

OH MY LIFE I HAD THIS ON FULL VOLUME IN THE LIVING ROOM IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY-

that one sad unsatisfied wife right there 😂😂

*"its big isn't it🍆?"* *my sussy self starts to emerge from the shadow realm*

That’s the point

When u heard something sussy & got a positive visual but u have a negative mind

@Callum Fisher i guess no one here understand how much respect we give to our prophet and any thing related to him (peace be upon prophet mohammad and the prophets of god)

Wow what a load of nonsense in these replies

cringe

@Watermelon Man no im not mad, besides i was not talking to you 💁‍♂️

Yu your name is Muhammad, you should respect your name and not commenting in such silly sexual jokes You know just out of respect for prophet Mohammad peace be upon him

Is that chainsaw supposed to represent a vibrator? Lmao I'm weak..😭

Y'all talking about the grappling hook, im sitting over here like what tf is wrong with Glenn😂

oh no he finishes that quick but if you think about it they had to be going at it for hours because stewie woke up from it

I’m hoping he keeps thinking about that…

“How are they chopping trees in there room?”

I'm guessing you're a child, huh?

@Giga Chad bruh it’s meant to be from stewie

@shehzadi Sharma It was meant to be from stewies prospective

✨ Wild imagination ✨

He already figured out in s1 ep3 I think he's trying to cover the fact that he did and covers it with family friendly stuff

Surprised Louis didn't get suffocated haha despite the size of Peter 🖐🏼😂

Quagmire: and I took that personally

This is me at 8 years old🤣🤣🤣

Not the chainsaw- edit:omg tysm for the likes- also I KNOW WHAT IT IS…

@Soft & Wet it was never used as a vibrator, do your research

@Anandatheertha Bapu no it was used to get babies out of pregnant women

heh its bubba timeee

What do y’all mean?

Damn if Stewie can hear how hard they be doing