Nobody talking about the fact that at least 20 police cars come to arrest an unarmed housewife. And to apprehend her they sent the guy in a wheelchair lmao

Joe probably was like: "I know her, let me handle it"

It’s like all of Quahog’s police are right there LOL

It’s a show it’s not real

@Lolstalgic She just as bad as aileen wuornos

@Die AL The whole *rampage* was over a stupid 'Customer of the Month' award. It wouldn't have mattered after a month, and yet she kidnapped a teenager to prove she deserved it, especially when she "pays in cash."

I love how Lois doesn't react to the cops coming and how calm Joe was, like they knew this would happen again

(Starts beating the crap out of Lois) Sorry Lois, police regulations. I can't give you any special treatment. Lois: That's okay Joe! Joe: SHUT UP MAGGOT!

Considering the episode ends with the cycle starting over for the beginning...

@ツAcidicAli777 Family Guy is always known for making parodies and references.

It’s a reference to something. There are very few original cinematic scenes in family guy, and this was pretty cinematic

She and Peter definitely have some dark side issues! Like the time he accidentally shot her in the arm and she screamed " Put your fingers in the gunshot holes!" Or that together they apparently invaded a woman's home for Peter to assault as she watched. Sooo, Preeety dark.

This was far to cinematic for family guy. Hats off to them

@Derpy Dood99 then get one

@Kitty Kat I'm a cartoon creator, I'm just watching Family Guy so I can know what NOT to do in a cartoon

@Cecilio Mendoza and yet, here u are

@Cecilio Mendoza so your not a fan

If only it was still funny lol I don’t think a lot of us watch Family Guy for its cinematic nature we watch it because it’s funny, or it used to be anyways before the writers just gave up

>Abuses her daughter >Neglects her baby son >Kleptomaniac >Nearly murdered someone over something as pointless as "Customer of the Week" > "I m A g O o D p E r S o N"

@John McCrossan Kleptomania is a psychological disorder? I think, any way it basically means you get extreme urges to steal stuff

Joe: oh no your not! Lois you and Peter going to jail forever!

@John McCrossan  An addiction to Theiving. Like someone who has a problem/addiction to stealing things from stores, houses, or people like a pickpocket for example, and they can't stop themselves

She’s a legend

​@Thomas Angelo Carthan Asunto Both lois and peter should be arrested

Lois only saying “Okay” when the police pulled up in the house sent chills up my arms. What do you do in that situation but accept your fate? It’s all you can do. That right there is the peak of the season.

I don't know. I'll probably shoot myself.

@Clash Canada you’re embarrassing

You can have rocket launchers and launch rockets at the police They are militarized

@Mike B Still wrong. This was season 19 episode 15, definitely later part of the season

@Adulescentulus Carnifex South Park so good even though animation looks like 6th grade digital design project

I mean, a good person doesn't force someone to have an allergic reaction which crashes their car, bound and gag them to keep their secret, and then bound and gag that person's parents all in an attempt to become "customer of the week". Call me crazy but that's just not what good people do.

@I have a Kirby obessesion  I know, I like to share it wherever possible. I'm so glad that you found my knowledge useful and insightful.

Damn really? I never would've guessed without your infinite wisdom

It's just that Lois does her best to be good but she's underappreciated (at least from her own point of view). But still, it's not an excuse to go to such lengths.

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Right? That’s definition of bad person

to me Lois downfall is a message and a moral about approval seeking as in life you cant please everyone and sometimes you just need to admit being respected is not seeking it but knowing your doing the right thing or are able to give back

Me n nicki laughed at that

Unfortunately, Lois will never learn her lesson.

*pours 2 shots of grey goose" aint much but its something

This comment right here..... I'm taking two shots because got deyean i read the realest shit anyone could of typed and I straight up just said this in my head

@victor The same show which has the main characters getting beaten to a pulp 24/7 or a chicken shitting a egg in front of peter.

There’s a certain humour to these new episodes that is very refreshing

@Steve Customer of the week.

@JamMail what's the episode called?

right it’s weird but entertaining i like it

Probably the best episode this season.

Actuallu this episode was pretty real. Many people don't realise alot of people are like this in real life, not like killing etc. But More like narccisistc that they think there good people when they aren't

A good person doesn’t need to say that they’re good just as a badass doesn’t need to advertise how bad they are

@Sweet T But how do you quantify if someone is "less willing to do a bad deed"? And I feel the gain only works if you are in the position or belief that this victim's life is considered something to gain. There are a limitless number of variables that could add to why the chooser feels lying is equal or to why this victim's human life is seemingly insignificant to them. As you referenced in your comment, if they were taught something irrational, it serves as being irrelevant if they feel they have good intentions. If we added in a factor of a chooser was raised in a mentally abusive household, where they were taught lying causes "God" to randomly kill someone as punishment. They would be in a position where they believe lying or being honest to the murderer would still cause someone to die. If we even take out the chooser's empirical aspect, and it turns out this chooser somehow is stuck in a scenario where every time he lies someone actually does die, the view of irrationality can be taken out entirely. But for us, we don't know the context, we just know they are in a position where they feel they have to make a choice between two moral conflicts that are both valued to them the same.

@Russ well i was basically saying that if someone is less willing to do a bad deed, that counts somewhat as them recognizing that it's wrong and that they don't want to do it. And what i meant earlier, about the person choosing between lying or telling the murderer the truth, was that if they view both acts as equally wrong, then it would make sense that they would choose to lie, as they would have more to gain (a human life being saved on their part) though I do think adding in factors would and should play a part in that decision

@Sweet T Right, for your beliefs you don't believe murder is considered as unethical as lying. For you, it doesn't make sense. But in this hypothetical, they are being weighed the same as the person who does choose. There is no lesser of two evils, it's more someone making a decision of subjective, equal moral standing. This hypothetical is commonly referred to as the murderer dilemma(More commonly known one being the trolly problem). Which is often used as a thought experiment for more complex examples. Such as adding on factors where the murderer is a serial killer, or the victim is someone, who the chooser knowingly(or even unknowingly), will kill more people than the murderer ever will if they're kept alive. Often the example of war is used. Such as one country finding their government to be the utmost moral, and will go into war to force it upon others. Feeling that the bloodshed serves a larger goal, and often do not show remorse for it. With this, the need for their involvement and how they proceed to do things are argued as unnecessary, while some argue it absolutely is necessary. So in your statement about it "counting towards the quality of their person". In what way do you view its effect? Also, can you expand on what it means to "how willing they were to do it"?

@Russ well, ignoring the fact that lying being considered as unethical as murder would be illogical, and even if it was as unethical as murder, at least telling a lie would have been more beneficial to the person who we're discussing than allowing the murderer to do his thing. Regardless, this is a drastic example, and I believe that if someone were to do something bad to avoid doing something worse, or "choosing the lesser of two evils," that does count towards the quality of their person. The only other factor, however, would be how willing they were to do it, and what their intentions were in doing the less evil thing

@Sweet T I'm curious on your thoughts on those who knowingly do ill intentions because it's misaligned with other ethical beliefs. Taking for example the murder paradox. Where a murderer is chasing after a friend and plans to kill them no matter what. Said friend tells me they are going to hide, and where. The murderer then approaches me asking me where my friend is. For my personal upbringing, I was taught to never lie no matter what. But, revealing the details will inevitably result in my friend's death. I choose to not lie to the murderer, as I believe lying is considered bad faith. I go on not regretting the decision because, to me, I feel lying in itself is as unethical as murder.

“Name-Comer-Upper-Withers” is one of the underrated jokes in this show. I will gladly be proven wrong.

I can't

I remember she got in trouble years ago for shoplifting. Sad Lois.

@Jason de Charleroy GIGGITY

@Jason de Charleroy no Peter was never able to fill the hole.

@Jason de Charleroy Oh god!

@Jason de Charleroy That scene from that episode was funny.

Never managed to fill that hole

I honestly interpret this as Lois thinking that good people always get things in return/rewards for being good. However, in this case, she didn't, and then she did what a bad person would do. Being good is not about just doing good things, it's about doing good things WITHOUT expecting something in return. She's not a good person because she's only acting kind and sweet because she wants something back.

I think that's the lesson of this episode.

Take notes, “Nice guys/girls.”

@SliceofCheeseOnTheFloor same with the nice girls

@SliceofCheeseOnTheFloor Yup.

Lois: I’m a good person Joe Joe: You stopped being that at the end of season 6

I'd say by the time of the 8th episode of the third season.

Why do yall need cartoon characters to be good people. Lois is hilarious when she’s being a nightmare

@sharky bate She was good for the first 3 seasons then things went downhill.

I never liked Lois. To me, she was never a good person. I mean, she didn't deserve Season 1, 2, or 3 Peter but still

@Kanna Kamui stewie killed lois, stewie becomes president lois tried to kill stewie but couldn’t bare it, peter kills stewie Simulation over... a “big middle finger to the audience” brian’s words

Joe’s and Peter’s skit when Lois is getting arrested made me cry 😂

probably one of the funniest modern family guy episodes in a long time

We've got 2 different definitions then. The only bit I found even slightly amusing was the donated coffee bit. Other than that it's a prime example of modern Family Guy's tendency to phone it in. I guess that's what happens when even the creator thinks it shouldn't still be running anymore.

Woah, is Family Guy making a comeback?? Seriously, this seems like a true return to form, and I thought it was dead after the low quality of the last few years.

It’s peaking up ever since Meg became someone who just had bad luck rather than just straight up being abused.

Wait this is a new season? I'm surprised I thought this was the old Family Guy

@CeeJay Jones It does tho, season 12-13 family guy was still great back then before they ruined characters like brian.

@Kim Bald Un character development doesn't really matter. A lot of the stories are only relevant to the episodes. Greased up Deaf Guy could be doing Broadway next month.

@CeeJay Jones I mean all they do now is just use the side characters as punching bags for jokes, a lot of character developments are missing.

When the developers said “No more jokes no more side characters,this is our new recipe”

@DJ SonicSwag r/Im14andthisisdeep

They started to use Shepard more

@DJ SonicSwag How is someone stating common sense considered deep lol

@Baller 738 that’s deep but you are right

@DJ SonicSwag It's not a game, it's a tv show, lol. It has writers, not developers

I’m not surprised Peter got banned from an Asian restaurant

@Uriel Septim to which they are?

@P like PUTIN They don’t though

@Uriel Septim what you mean they all look the same?!

@Ginger Beard 31 he literally did.

@Markov Chain yeah he challenged him to a Street Fight

“I’m a good person Joe” Lois you are anything but good.

"Guys, we need to get better name-comer-upper-withers."

PLEASE tell me if this scene is a reference to something cause it's GREAT 🍇

If they had ended it after he said "and you can do a load of laundry" it would have been perfect. Then they kept going and going. quantity ≠ quality

Yeah they tend to do that with jokes to fill in runtime

This actually has been a good season. Not as good as season 4 of course, but still good.

I need the writers to stop thinking that Peter interrupting everything to say lame jokes and act like a man child is actually funny

Says shes a good person but in recent years shes easily become the worst member of that family

A lot of cops just for a depressed, middle-aged housewife and yet they send her neighbor, who is a cop.

“Im a good person, Joe.” That’s the best joke ive heard from family guy in years.

This was weirdly good.

It’s like a classy movie scene. Then peter came and ruined it.

God all of you are so lame

@Samuel Fawell Isn’t that the truth Peter is annoying as hell

Yeah, that's just the problem with family guy. Despite it trying to pull off cinematic stuff like this, it's still stuck in the limitations of its predictable formula.

That was the joke.

@Samuel Fawell I think he means without peters interruption it was actually a cool scene, he isn't saying peter doesn't ruin stuff.

Honestly I thought this was a reference to something with how cinematic the scene was initially

Man this looks... menacingly good and cinematic

Her reaction (Or lack of reaction to the cops) to the cops coming get get her is LITERAL gold.

* A bunch of police cars with their sirens on stop outside the house* Lois: ok

0:49 no good person would murder someone over a damn customer of the week award that means nothing

Lois is anything but a good person. She’s egotistical, abusive, trashy, and neglectful

She’s a cartoon character.

This is exactly why I never describe myself as a “good person.” I mean I could soapbox about how this is a far healthier way to perceive yourself but I respect your intelligence.

You respect whose intelligence?

@Critias Shadows I use it in the context of explaining something for the purpose of making yourself look superior or mansplaining. Basically like “virtue signaling” but more general

...soapbox?

Tell us, tell us, tell us! Please

“Where’s the peanut butter” the way he said it made me laugh a bit too much.

I laughed way harder than I should’ve at Tom at the beginning

Family guy has honestly been wonderful lately.

The cops in GTA 5 when a gang member fires a gun nearly missing them: 0:00 The cops in GTA 5 when I mistakenly bump into one: 0:39

That's why I just play with mods and kill the cops every time I see them. They're useless to a God, so I might as well slaughter the violent bastards.

You know, at first I was thinking that the use of all police units was unnecessary for this but, than I remembered that this is the new Lois, she and Peter are at the top of the most wanted list. Any illegal action that they're about to commit will result in all armed forces pursuing them. Similar to how they did it in Blues Brothers, Smokey and the Bandit, and ect.

Lois: "I'm a good person" Me: 🎶🎵 why tf u lyin, why you always lyin🎙

Because that’s the illusion of cheap grace. People think they’re forgiven by God when others do not forgive them.

@A Y yeah,it is

😭😭😭😭

Is that even a song

"No one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good". - Loki

This episode was so good and so funny😂 I’m wondering if its a parody of a classic movie or something

"I'm a good person!" No, Lois. You are not. Nobody thinks you're a good person. Not even your own family if that's really your family.

Joe's a good person we need more police like him

Got a huge respect for family guy cop just to sent just Joe in a house. Thing could have gone worse. Glad Everything goes so calm

"I'm a good person, Joe." No, you're not.

It's ironic that the only one that validates Lois as a good person is the man that arrests her for the crimes that she committed for the sake of having someone say that she's a good person.

OK, BUT UP TO 0:40 WAS TRULY AN AMAZING CLIP OF A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE. WISH WE HAD MORE OF THIS IN FILMS

Did they really need a whole squad of police to get lois ? Knowing how unhinged lois is, probably yes

Sometimes good people do bad things . Joe Swanson 🖤

A good person is a strong phrase.

“I’m a good person Joe.” Lie detectors would tell another story, but this scene was pretty nice.

Good people don’t have to say they’re good people.

@Ricky18redblack I believe you

@Ricky18redblack *mind size mega*

I'm a Bad Person, Jack.

love the cinematic panning in this episode

The way he says peanut butter 😂 🤣

"Yes, that's probably why you were banned from the restaurant!" 😂

Tbh no one is entirely a good person. You cannot live your whole life without making bad decisions or mistakes. It's just the ways of human nature.

Well no shit shelock. Nobody means they are entirely good when they say they're good people. Just like a nice person isn't nice every second of their life.

They clearly have a dishwasher

The more you have to say you're a good person, the less likely you actually are

"I'm a good person, Joe." Me: Are you sure about that?

Lois: I’m a good person. Me: uh no you’re not. You constantly cheat on your husband, abusing your daughter Meg, you shoplifted, and you gave your baby Stewie a drug-filled drink for a acting career to have money for yourself instead of his college plan. Not to mention in this episode you almost killed a woman with her peanut allergy, kidnaped and tied up three people to get a pointless customer of the week thing from a coffee shop. So no Lois, you’re not a good person.

I'm A Good Person Joe... Brian Deserved It And We All Know It... Now let me finish the dishes

The one time they didn’t write Joe as a doorstop

"Lois, you're a good person. Thank you." - Bran

This was a great scene ngl

Lmao 😂 Lois: *Sees police cars out her window* Also Lois: Ok 😂😂😂😂😂 COMEDY GOLD!

That fact that Peter whispered to Joe "Where is the peanut butter" kills me and I just watched it.

You know they put most of their budget into making a near 1/1 to a movie reference

I’m so surprised that with a lot of cop cars You expect them to break in the house and tackle Lois

That's a lot of police cars

She is a threat

Welcome to America, fellas

Well she is a housewife, they are dangerous when under pressure, have you ever seen any black Friday recordings? Holly shit

0:15 Goddamn is there nothing else going on in this town? They need 11 cop cars for somebody who was just tying people up?

“I’m a good person” says every bad person ever lol

Not every bad person sees themselves as bad. Some believe their actions were good because of intention

I just need to point out the absurd amount of police they brought in for a relatively uneventful arrest

Wow… joe is a real stand up guy

She went as far as abduct and gag 3 guys, and clean the kitty litter and make beef wellington, only to easily surrender to Joe. I would've at least expected her to try to escape, like when she was caught shoplifting.

since when have they had a TV in their kitchen 💀

“I’m a good person, Joe.” If you were a good person you wouldn’t be where you are now and the sooner you admit that the better.

The scene was perfect…then Peter showed up

"The guy who thinks up the names is on vacation"

Isn't this all because she wanted a stupid "Customer of the week" title?

Yep

Yes, that's probably why you were banned from the restaurant 🤨 LOL!!😂🤣

That first gag from Tom was actually pretty funny

Lois: The imposter is sus Joe Joe: Amogus

Love that in the description it says it's from season 19 episode 11 but the scene is not from that episode and that season

This was a surprisingly coherent episode

You know how the joke was actually funny for, like, five seconds?

Lois: I’m a good person. Me:............ Lois you got vodka in your bushes by far I don’t think you can claim that title. That’s not even the worst thing you can do Lois

It’s so weird seeing Joe act like a regular person/cop in the later seasons.

Joe is too good for this world

I don't think she'll ever become customer of the week after this whole thing, and I certainly don't think she'll ever show her face at that coffee shop ever again

Anyone know what movie this scene is homaging?

Lmao I wanna know too

Damn this is some breaking bad type stuff

Is the 1st half of the scene a reference to something? If it is, i wanna watch it

0:50 did Joe's voice crack? 😂

This scene was so good until Peter showed up

Honestly the way she reacted was probably the best way possible.

Peter totally ruined this scene imo. If they wanted another joke it should’ve been something more subtle.

Wow Lois is so calm it's almost creepy!