Norman's better at following social distancing than most people I know.

me? >////////

Kaylee Elizabeth it’s true, I don’t hesitate to wear a mask

how does it feel to be pinned

i mean he doesn’t really have a choice

Paris Duggan That's a good one buttt

Is anyone else worried about the fly up his nose actually crawling around his brain or something

Who would actually dislike Phil’s videos like he’s just a superior human being on earth. Please come and be the president of the United States even though you are not eligible please do

instant hotel is an austalian reality show about like airbnbs its amazing and ridiculous i strongly recommend binging it

I love messing with strangers heads by sending song lyrics

How have I only just noticed he has been uploading videos 😢😢

Why’ve you got a chicken breast on your shelf?

How dare you brush over the fact that you watch the god of entertainment, Brian David Gilbert

HE LOOKED FEBRUARY 1ST UP!!! THAT'S MY BDAY, I'M SO HAPPY EVEN IF HE DID IT FOR THAT USER THANKS JOSEPHINE

happy birthday!!

No no, history does have a history page. I feel cheated. /s

now the jockstrap search makes sense!

Got my Saturday shorts on on a Saturday night, got my Saturday shorts on and I'm feeling all right

all roads lead to M A R K I P L I E R

"look out for horny tornadoes in your dream" So I should look out for Nishinoya showing up in my dream

BUT WHICH KK SLIDER SONG

me when I saw the top right corner at 7:28: unus annus unUS ANNUS *_UNUS ANNUS_*

4:32 i swear he talked abt wikifeet on a dnpg video

Wait wth did phil ever get that fly out his nose tho

Phil: Bird content uwu Bird commits theft @ Starbucks Me: Arrest that bird!

Marzia clearly didn't share Phil vision in keeping furbies out of 2020

Please make a modified furby

went on that creepy foot site and rated you a 5 my dude😹

Phil: "It's 37 degrees do please bare with me." me, who uses farenheit: ...yO WTF? Thats... thats cold...

"everything leads to markiplier"

I love how Phil's sponsors don't seem as fake as some people's, you can tell some of the things he talks about are things he actually likes.

I have lots of horny tornado dreams

I've had lots of tornado dreams recently but that's because I'm attracted to tornadoes

I'm attracted to tornadoes

4:04 the best ac song

Phil you said Devilman Crybaby and I just froze

For the sake of the nations health please do spookyweek and gamingmas this abnormal year . Think of the thousands you would bring joy to❣💓💖💘

I'm happy to hear that dan and phil are still ok :)

please do a custom furby video i would watch it 1000 times

nononono do NOT get norman a "friend." male betta fish are extremely aggressive and one of them will kill the other. females can sometimes be housed together in what are called "sororities" but that's also not necessarily advised. sincerely, a former pet care expert

Omg u with the cloud sword aaaa

Instagram does have a history. Click account button in settings, then click posts you've liked

*Hearing dan on the phone call:* *Me:* there’s still hope

6:31 bdg!

Why DOES a jockstrap have a bare butt?

I cant believe no one is talking about the Brian David Gilbert video in his youtube history??? Anyone???

Even tho I've grown out of this fandom, I can't deny that Dan and Phil are still one of my comfort zones 💕 And that Phil is still hecking funny 🤣

08:00 "I'm just gonna turn into a gas." Phil goes through sublimation... because he is *simply sublime* I'll leave.

How to make jorts by BDG is godlike

Anyone else really missing dans videos

Turritopsis dohrnii otherwise known as the immortal jellyfish. I remember you talking about that on Super Amazing Project

brain david gilbert

great vid! however, i wouldn't give your fish a friend, angel/bata fish are very territorial and they could fight and even kill each other.

Hi umm did you lose a book

Delicious in pastel 😍😍😍😍😍

👍

Yes I love Devilman Crybaby

WIKIFEET

THAT BRIAN DAVID GILBERT THOUGH

Phil watches both SEX EDUCATION and JOJO'S BIZZARE ADVENTURE. This is, kind of concerning but in a good way.

NO YOU NEED TO MAKE A LONG FURBY

If he doesnt make one i will call the boyporridge on him.

Wait... but like, why does a jockstrap has a bare butt? Saucy connotations aside. What purpose, originally at least, did the butt being bare serve?

april 13th... homestuck

that's the day before my birthday

.....

Instant hotel is so sick watch it

phil: hot guys the hot guys: literally j him and dan

This pandemic turned me into a massive weeb and I’m happy about it

philllll this video is so cute the VIBES !!! are brilliant omg

phil just likes to look at markiplier. like we all do

Phil: FINAL FANTASY. Me a Kingdom Hearts trash fan: Cloud has killed me too many times for me to be a final fantasy fan.

Red Tornado is a DC comics superhero. And a robot. What was DC trying to say here?

tornadoes are sexy

PHIL ABSOLUTELY SHOULDVE MADE A LONG FURBY

the way phil can just say “hot guys” casually makes me very happy I’m so glad he has gotten to this point. 🖤🖤

my guy beta fish eat other fish

Is that BDG I see there,,,,phil’s got my respect

And ya know pls be fast and no newer ..............this year please.

Johñy the foh when will u leave thnks for the answer

Is no one gunna drop Phils TikTok though??

That’s the real question

does anyone know if Dan is ok? :(...

Idk

Who remembers phil talking about the immortal jellyfish when him and Dan did the superamazingproject

"Hears Dan and Phil singing the song" My brain immediately: "Isn't that from Kid Icar-" **gets to the main melody** "Wait no that's K.K. Condor!"

i knew the song immediately.................... obsessed

Had you play Kingdom Hearts? You’ll love it! It’s by Square Enix and Disney!

Where did dan gooooooo

phil is not on gay tiktok yet good god

Okay but the harmonies in that animal crossing song cover👌👌

Will you and dan ever go back on sims 4?

Jade Marie I subscribed can’t wait to see ☺️

Markiplier has taken over the internet apparently. lol

Hey I just wanted to thank you for being you you saved me and have helped me so so much thank you :)

3:50 mhm you're welcome

I've been gone for a.. *while* , does dan not post anymore?

Phil may be melting from the heat.....but at least he got his quift back under control! That's a plus! 👍

Phil you should do the 16 personalities quiz (we need to get Phil to see this)

6:33 PHIL YOU NEED TO FINISH WATCHING BDG'S "JORTS" VIDEO

PHIL IS WATCHING DEVILMAN CRYBABY AND JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

Why Daniel no post anymore

ofc phil watches brian david gilbert, it just makes sense

NOBODY THOUGHT TO TELL ME PHIL’S WATCHING DEVILMAN CRYBABY????? I WATCHED IT LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND IM STILL UPSET OVER IT WHAT GHE HELL

I love kiwi licorice (even though I can't spell it lol)

I really hope Dan and Phil do a Halloween video this year!🎃

i got so happy when i heard dan :)

Dan dan dan dan

I miss dan so much so much 🥺🥺

i doubt u will ever see this, but thank u for making my childhood. you and dan really raised me haha. thank u for all that. ily

I really enjoy and miss you and Dan cooking/ baking videos. ☹️ Love watching your videos

pls tell me you are gonna do spooky week