Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

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    The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
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a crystal clod from Hufflepuff
a crystal clod from Hufflepuff

Dæmon can change their appearance on animals that they have seen. And in the book it is said that people who work at the college have to keep theirs as dogs

Vor 7 Stunden
Kenshin Shimayama
Kenshin Shimayama

No sin retraction for Sam Elliot on general principle? That man is a national fucking treasure 😂

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Amber Rose
Amber Rose

2:21 JEREMY YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE TO DO A PRINCESS BRIDE JOKE. HOW INCONCEIVABLE!

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Nyx Shadowhawk
Nyx Shadowhawk

I've heard that His Dark Materials is FINALLY getting a good adaptation. I honestly don't care how accurate to the book it is as long as it's better than this movie.

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zinc2zinc2
zinc2zinc2

Well if someone would step on your demon dogs tail..you would feel it. Humans do have tails. they are just really really short..like a spine bone bump thingy. a tailbone. So i guess that our coccyx would hurt. well not the actual bone itself..maybe the flesh around it? don't know...its just a fantasy movie. don't question it too much.

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Luiz Rodolfo a.C.
Luiz Rodolfo a.C.

A New adaptation os on the way https://youtu.be/3jlYZg2Q590

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Linde Muller
Linde Muller

2:20 You forgot inconceivable!!!

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Curtis Crutchfield
Curtis Crutchfield

Cinema Sins are TN Titans fans confirmed!

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Brittany Crouch
Brittany Crouch

Spoiler alert! The books are better!📕📖

Vor 4 Tage
Mr Howie
Mr Howie

To answer ur question about the compass pictographs, a turtle, a carrot and a clenched fist

Vor 4 Tage
Artem Bentsionov
Artem Bentsionov

The Borg has a huge territory, going around it would add years to their trip. They didn’t have the seasons for it

Vor 5 Tage
Asbjørn Skov
Asbjørn Skov

i really think this movie or the trilogy as a whole would have benefitted from being much longer, i think it would have been much better if it had had a run time similar to LOTR, even thogh the source material isn't as comprehensive it's more abstract and introduces a lot of new elements

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Parastoo .S
Parastoo .S

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

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Parastoo .S
Parastoo .S

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

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Noneofyou Business
Noneofyou Business

Fairly sure Pullman's trilogy came out BEFORE Rowling's, so those Harry Potter allusions are the wrong way round.

Vor 6 Tage
Ugly German Truths
Ugly German Truths

No worries, going by the books it's not really more satisfying or less confusing if you#d gotten the sequels... rather the opposite... very frustrating conclusion i'd call it...

Vor 6 Tage
heather edmonds
heather edmonds

asriel... does that ring a bell to anyone? ahem undertale.

Vor 7 Tage
Au JW
Au JW

I find this guy trying really hard picking bones from the eggs and swearing don't give you more content nor proves your point.

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The Flying Pigs Association
The Flying Pigs Association

All the strarpower and source material in the world can’t beat a bad script. Let’s hope the BBC/HBO adaption targeted at adults is better... please?

Vor 7 Tage
JαmëŽǎɏe
JαmëŽǎɏe

+rj Re-Adaptation. It has nothing to do with the film and the author of the book series is a producer on the TV show.

Vor 6 Tage
rj
rj

Remake??

Vor 6 Tage
Timmy Donohue
Timmy Donohue

Were are the sequels?

Vor 8 Tage
sewer brownies
sewer brownies

They're making an HBO Show of this

Vor 7 Tage
Legacy_
Legacy_

This movie could literally be classified as my childhood. This and the Great Gastby. Now that I look back on them, they’re dumb, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

Vor 11 Tage
Frankie Croasdale
Frankie Croasdale

6:37 an eggplant, a carrot, and a turtle

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DubstepGamer2005 YT
DubstepGamer2005 YT

Not one "compass" left. 7.

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DubstepGamer2005 YT
DubstepGamer2005 YT

This movie sucks. The series is amazing! I love the books.

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Max Linford
Max Linford

The books are so much better.

Vor 15 Tage
Tsar Alester
Tsar Alester

If only the Pope left well enough alone

Vor 15 Tage
Coryn
Coryn

I am still mad that there wasn't a second movie

Vor 18 Tage
Steven Gibson
Steven Gibson

Who ever narrated this video, really need to get a life and open his mind a little more. He sound to me like a one-sided bible thumper who bashes at anyone who have any negative opinions or comments about the church.

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Steven Gibson
Steven Gibson

+Mr Nigz Yes

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Mr Nigz
Mr Nigz

You're new here aren't you?

Vor 18 Tage
markymark3075
markymark3075

"What happens if your Daemons a fish" - hilarious!

Vor 24 Tage
Hiba Sobh
Hiba Sobh

I read the “Amber Spyglass” I really wish they made it as a movie!

Vor 25 Tage
BugPvP :p
BugPvP :p

honestly the book was great, but the movie was so boring.

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X Y
X Y

I love this movie, childhood!

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Autum Breeze
Autum Breeze

I least this movie didn't explain everythingas badly as The Last Airbender did

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Autum Breeze
Autum Breeze

4:20 I honestly only know of Derek Jacobi because he was The Master in Doctor Who season 3 briefly before he regenerated into John Sim

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Henry Blake
Henry Blake

I almost forgot that they decided to put the end in the middle for some reason.

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Raphael MorenoHauser
Raphael MorenoHauser

Honestly this movie is great and definitely deserves a sequel more than something like twilight or bird demic (don’t get me wrong the first one was hilarious but the sequel was shit) and even one now would be great

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J B
J B

Way better as a book

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Tentons O'fun
Tentons O'fun

The witch flying on strings looked just god awful. Like swooping Agent Smith level bad

Vor Monat
Tentons O'fun
Tentons O'fun

Why do I really want to see a movie about the Holy Faith Rhinos of the Sahara Mistland?

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Enderdrive
Enderdrive

And the best reason is It's not the book.

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Frosted Canid
Frosted Canid

Did y'all seriously give this movie 3 sins for not having sequels?? Just wording it differently? And added 33 sins for saying the name too many times because the end total wouldn't have been impressive enough? Jesus christ

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Jutta Maier
Jutta Maier

There's always the books. Philip Pulman has a beautiful way to express himself.

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Lexi Lala
Lexi Lala

*"Inedible"* 😂

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Charles Jones
Charles Jones

Actually, in the book, they explain that you can end up with a fish daemon. Sailors mainly. As a result, they can never go far from the sea.

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Amelia Gossett
Amelia Gossett

I liked this series WAY better than Harry Potter or Hunger games or any of the other young adult novels that were so popular. Too bad lord asriel's mission was to straight up off god.

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masked oni
masked oni

the books were better.

Vor Monat
Angie
Angie

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to adapt the books into a family-friendly movie needs a big ol' slap in the face

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A Canadian Axylotl
A Canadian Axylotl

I love this and the books they r so good!!!!!! LUV IT!!!!!!!!

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Vixen starlight
Vixen starlight

Read the book

Vor Monat
Kyle Vansteelandt
Kyle Vansteelandt

I've heard that this film has caused a lot of controversey, saying that this film is "anti-christian."

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Zain G
Zain G

All the men Rise

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Annie Kaysa
Annie Kaysa

one bear slaps the jaw off another bear in peak bear on bear violence

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singer2be
singer2be

I've been told that this story was an Atheist's response to the Chronicles of Narnia's Christian message. I'm trying to see what the Atheist is trying to say and am getting nothing.

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JαmëŽǎɏe
JαmëŽǎɏe

mostly because the movie cut most of it, and also the sequels. In the books the "Magesterium" isn't a metaphor- it literally IS the Catholic Church turned into a theocracy series of courts that rule Europe. Lord Asriel was imprisoned by the Ice Bears, as a deal struck with the Magest. (After he gets caught trying to carry out an expedition to the north). "Dust" is described in the first book as being believe to be Original Sin by the Magest. That "Dust Settling" is the loss of childhood innocence and that the intercission process in this world is their equivalent of a violent baptism (which actually results in what is closer to a frontal lobotomy). There's a scene where the Daemons are still alive but locked away in a warehouse left to die as what would be akin to literal crippling depression.

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AJ Moore
AJ Moore

Nicole Kidnapper... 😂🤣😅😄

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Serasia
Serasia

So Sam Elliot was past Ghost Rider and then he helped out in this universe!

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Henry Hawes
Henry Hawes

This is cliche, but the book was so much better than the movie, and explains everything way better. Side note, Lyra’s universe is about a century behind ours in terms of technology, so why THE F*CK is the zeppelin/derigable f*cking metal and have blue gravity engines?!

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People against HINT water
People against HINT water

The book was better

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Absolute Mad Lad
Absolute Mad Lad

Isn't the book just a critique of organized religion particularly the Catholic Church.

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Kociarz Ultimate
Kociarz Ultimate

This animals that they have are just like stands from JoJo bizarre adventure, except stands are cooler, and have unique abilities.

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aa
aa

I don't mind for the sins, but if you're comparing this with Harry Potter then you're a homo. Exactly. It doesn't make a sense.

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Juliette Pacheco
Juliette Pacheco

I really enjoyed the books but this movie was a disappointment.

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MPC
MPC

13:10 He needs some MILK🥛

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Whitney Lackenbauer
Whitney Lackenbauer

Your daemon only takes a shape after you become an adult, and your daemon shape can be based on your position and job

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Joakim Magnusson Fredlund
Joakim Magnusson Fredlund

iirc it's mostly indirectly, through your common actions, and environment, or something a fisherman fishes a lot, is attuned to the water and might be cursed to find himself with a fish daemon

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Pansy Flower
Pansy Flower

Dust is that crap I have to use my Swiffer on every other day in my house.

Vor 2 Monate
Kilava1231
Kilava1231

0:38 dude became Chandler for a second there

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Atakamari
Atakamari

I have the dsi game for this movie and I honestly can’t believe how far this series has gone

Vor 2 Monate
Madstrailers
Madstrailers

When I first watched this movie I loved it and didn’t understand why people hated it... then I read the books.

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Charlotte Kirkland
Charlotte Kirkland

I am so angry this movie even exists, because the book is amazing and goes into so much detail and then THIS comes along. Thank you for sinning it - that's the only way I'll ever watch it xD EDIT because I just saw the Daemon questiin #4: YES your profession defines what daemon you get. Service personal usually has dogs. High ranking butlers have dogs of expensive breeds. Another detail the book mentioned and the movie (likely) doesn't :// EDIT EDIT: Can't even BEGIN how many more sins I personally want to add for Lyra to have found BILLY COSTA without his Daemon. That's straight up bullshit, in the book he was fine and she found another random-ass kid.

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joe O Flaherty
joe O Flaherty

Is That A Rip-off Of Narnia?

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AbyssalWorld
AbyssalWorld

I've seen this movie about 10000000000 times it's very popular in my country it shows before Christmas

Vor 2 Monate
Wendy Johns
Wendy Johns

You are criticizing and trying to bring logic to a 'FANTASY' movie man. It is still beautiful and suspenseful whether it makes sense to you or not. Your assessment is asinine and you sound ridiculous. Good day.

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Ryan Ricks
Ryan Ricks

You know it satire right? its jokes he doesn't take it seriously neither should u 😂 have good day trigger

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Rebel_Alpha Gaming
Rebel_Alpha Gaming

I legit forgot this movie even existed, I had only seen maybe one or two trailers for it, then poof, gone with the wind

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Kit Heart
Kit Heart

A meaningless ignorant rant by some dude who sounds like Kermit the frog

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Vicente Maldonado
Vicente Maldonado

This video is so fucking stupid !

Vor 2 Monate
maxturbo45
maxturbo45

So this is where the Asgore child went, what a convenience.

Vor 2 Monate
Kit Heart
Kit Heart

Kermit the frog tries to do a film analysis, which seems to involve telling whats in the movie.... I can watch it without Kermit croaking on.

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River Griffith
River Griffith

I think when you have a giant world building story like this, where you need this much exposition, it’s much better suited to a tv series

Vor 2 Monate
Jacob McKinney
Jacob McKinney

If only HBO and BBC could collaborate on such a project 🤔

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The Flying Pigs Association
The Flying Pigs Association

River Griffith Ummmm... I’ve got some good news

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Daniel Hartwick
Daniel Hartwick

I always thought the first book was the least interesting of the series. really really dry.

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Rotting Pork
Rotting Pork

Is no one gonna go over the fact that these friendly spirit animals are named after an evil creature? You know... DAEMONS.

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Stephen Lawrence
Stephen Lawrence

1000 sins for Nichole kidnaperman

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Amy Glick
Amy Glick

Wait who controls the land if there are people who control the water, air, and ice than who the Hell controls the land

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Maya Klast
Maya Klast

You should read the books. The movie really didn't do them justice. By the way, about the 'the story is plagiarizing Harry Potter' comments... His Dark Materials was released 3 YEARS before the first Harry Potter book was published. Just saying...

Vor 3 Monate
Minumer
Minumer

Was that a fucking Encyclopedia Brown reference? Deep cut, CinemaSins. Deep cut.

Vor 3 Monate
G&R Gaming
G&R Gaming

This series needs the gritty Netflix reboot it deserves. Too bad we can't get the same cast to redo it properly, all the adult actors were perfectly chosen.

Vor 3 Monate
ForteusValdez
ForteusValdez

3:43 We don't believe.. what's oooonnn TV.....

Vor 3 Monate
Ave_Muse_Mage
Ave_Muse_Mage

i never saw this, only read the first book a few years ago xD

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Rhonda Miller
Rhonda Miller

Welp, just to add a little icing for those of you that didn't read the books.... don't get too attached to Lyra's little buddy there at the end. Her dad is totally going to murder him when they get where they're going to ... uh I forget, open a dust door or something? I really don't question why the sequels didn't get made.

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Willard TK
Willard TK

I remember watching this movie. I didn't know what the fuck was going on for almost the entire time.

Vor 3 Monate
Masked Joker
Masked Joker

I always found this thing pretentious (as books and movies) in the sense that Philip Pullman really tried to mimic Tolkien and throw a lot of stuff in the mix. BUT I really thought this would do a good movie (violence aside, which is my favorite part of the books, I love when YOU KNOW the hero's gonna win but a lot of dark things happen around him) and the casting, the special effects were awesome, it had everything, I LOVE THE POLAR BEARS THING... Alas they did what maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany movie producers do. They didn't plan correctly. YES, it was meant to have sequels but what you must do especially is making a solid movie focused on the core plot points of the book. Instead this movie is just a looooooooong booooooring, inconsequential explanation of a bunch of stuff (that get diluted and irrelevant) with the occasional CGI to break the pace... WASTEFUL.

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OneofInfinity
OneofInfinity

Could listen to Eva Green for hours.

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Puremindgames
Puremindgames

How does Twilight and 50 Shades get sequels but not this?

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DrDarunia
DrDarunia

CinemaSins should Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

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pepe le frog mangamoon
pepe le frog mangamoon

i thought i dreamt this movie

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kamron cyrus
kamron cyrus

BONUS ROUND: a sin for every time an animal talks

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Law Wong
Law Wong

I, too, was extremely disappointed by the ending. I was a kid back then, and I recall searching in vain for the rest of the movie that was surely to follow the intermission.

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Lady Marmalade
Lady Marmalade

...And then Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief would come out a few years later, and Hollywood would be like, "You know what? This 'Let's Adapt Any Fantasy Book Series That We Can Get Our Hands on Because Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings did Really Well' plan doesn't seem to be working anymore. How about we jump on this moody, supernatural bandwagon that Twilight started?"

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TwistedHero 565
TwistedHero 565

Don’t worry reading the book doesn’t help

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suck my dig bick
suck my dig bick

well shit, i read the book but i never knew there was a movie.

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CultClassic/ DeadInside
CultClassic/ DeadInside

just finished reading the book and oh man is this movie all over the place...

Vor 3 Monate
Kyrsten Athan
Kyrsten Athan

Awesome video !!!

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