Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

Ave_Muse_Mage
Ave_Muse_Mage

i never saw this, only read the first book a few years ago xD

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Rhonda Miller
Rhonda Miller

Welp, just to add a little icing for those of you that didn't read the books.... don't get too attached to Lyra's little buddy there at the end. Her dad is totally going to murder him when they get where they're going to ... uh I forget, open a dust door or something? I really don't question why the sequels didn't get made.

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Willard TK
Willard TK

I remember watching this movie. I didn't know what the fuck was going on for almost the entire time.

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Masked Joker
Masked Joker

I always found this thing pretentious (as books and movies) in the sense that Philip Pullman really tried to mimic Tolkien and throw a lot of stuff in the mix. BUT I really thought this would do a good movie (violence aside, which is my favorite part of the books, I love when YOU KNOW the hero's gonna win but a lot of dark things happen around him) and the casting, the special effects were awesome, it had everything, I LOVE THE POLAR BEARS THING... Alas they did what maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany movie producers do. They didn't plan correctly. YES, it was meant to have sequels but what you must do especially is making a solid movie focused on the core plot points of the book. Instead this movie is just a looooooooong booooooring, inconsequential explanation of a bunch of stuff (that get diluted and irrelevant) with the occasional CGI to break the pace... WASTEFUL.

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OneofInfinity
OneofInfinity

Could listen to Eva Green for hours.

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Puremindgames
Puremindgames

How does Twilight and 50 Shades get sequels but not this?

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DrDarunia
DrDarunia

CinemaSins should Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Vor 15 Tage
pepe le frog mangamoon
pepe le frog mangamoon

i thought i dreamt this movie

Vor 17 Tage
kamron cyrus
kamron cyrus

BONUS ROUND: a sin for every time an animal talks

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Law Wong
Law Wong

I, too, was extremely disappointed by the ending. I was a kid back then, and I recall searching in vain for the rest of the movie that was surely to follow the intermission.

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Lady Marmalade
Lady Marmalade

...And then Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief would come out a few years later, and Hollywood would be like, "You know what? This 'Let's Adapt Any Fantasy Book Series That We Can Get Our Hands on Because Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings did Really Well' plan doesn't seem to be working anymore. How about we jump on this moody, supernatural bandwagon that Twilight started?"

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TwistedHero 565
TwistedHero 565

Don’t worry reading the book doesn’t help

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suck my dig bick
suck my dig bick

well shit, i read the book but i never knew there was a movie.

Vor 24 Tage
CultClassic/ DeadInside
CultClassic/ DeadInside

just finished reading the book and oh man is this movie all over the place...

Vor 25 Tage
Kyrsten Athan
Kyrsten Athan

Awesome video !!!

Vor 26 Tage
Cara Williams
Cara Williams

I watched this and did work on it at school

Vor 26 Tage
Serial Makeup
Serial Makeup

I totally forgot this even happened

Vor 28 Tage
Gaming Goof
Gaming Goof

This comment will be outdated one day. But wtf, Happy Death Day 2, didn't the first one just come out like a year ago?

Vor Monat
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ANONYMOUS???????_ THE HACKER_999666

gucci compass

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ANONYMOUS???????_ THE HACKER_999666
ANONYMOUS???????_ THE HACKER_999666

this movie is just bad

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I Like Dragons More Than You
I Like Dragons More Than You

13:04 I have felt this sort of disappointment so many times. SO. MANY. TIMES.

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Stephanie Ferreira
Stephanie Ferreira

Seus vagabundos do filhas da pulta caralhooo olha o que o macaco feis com o gatinho 😤😲😢

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MsDancecommander
MsDancecommander

Now that I learned about the usage and history of the term Gypsy, the term Gyptian in this series sounds unfortunate in retrospect. At least the books were fun to read a long while ago. And this movie is weird and stiff.

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Heather Reagan
Heather Reagan

It is rare that I hate a book so much that I can't finish reading it. The second book of this series is one of those books. It was just super confusing and I couldn't tell what was going on or who was the good guy and who was the bad guy.

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kyoyameganebereznoff
kyoyameganebereznoff

All of these questions and more can be answered by reading the book. This movie is such an awful adaptation.

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Martin Contento
Martin Contento

I like the movie. Even though I realize it is not a history lesson. I wish I could give CinemaSins more than one thumbs down. Unplug if I could. What a DB.

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Semantic Samuel
Semantic Samuel

Why did they feel the need to have so much exposition about Dust right from the opening scene? Learning about Dust is the whole plot of the trilogy - Lyra watches Asriel's presentation and learns about the experiments on Svalbard (and they don't know about the many worlds until Asriel discovers them), then in book two we look at it from another (more scientific) angle with Mary Malone in Will's world and then even further with the Mulefa (and it's gutting that we never got to see elephants that use seeds as wheels in the films - the rumoured BBC adaptation had better be good) in book three. The film got so many things right, not least the casting being amazing, but it looked beautiful. Just a shame the script was a mess, which is ridiculous when you have source material as good as this. I've never understood the argument that the first film failed because it doesn't get the anti-religious undertones. The first book doesn't either: it's not really until books two and three that Pullman starts digging deep into his criticisms of religion (Catholicism). The first book is more of a straight fantasy/steam punk adventure with a little sci fi mixed in.

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Semantic Samuel
Semantic Samuel

There are people saying that it has got a convoluted plot, but it doesn't. It's straightforward: kids are going missing and Lyra ends up on a mission to rescue them. Along the way she learns about Dust and the crazy experiments the GOB are performing on the missing children. It's a straight adventure story with a hero's journey plot. It gets more complicated in the following books where Pullman starts springing quantum mechanics/entanglement and the multiverse on us.

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Adrian Rangel
Adrian Rangel

6:38 A carrot, a turtle and anything that looks like a dick. Its that simple.

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Liz //
Liz //

I loved this movie so much it still pisses me off that we didn't get a sequel.

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sally roslin
sally roslin

Id love if they you know? MADE A SECOND FUCKING MOVIE

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Zap Gun
Zap Gun

Look I get it alright, but her Daemon is a ferret and ferrets are without question amazing and adorable so I'm afraid I can't pay much attention to anything else while a ferret is on screen.

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Karmee
Karmee

God this is a throwback

Vor Monat
Ben P.
Ben P.

Shut up

Vor Monat
Laura R.C
Laura R.C

The Golden Compass was written before Harry Potter so in any case regarding any comparison to the Harry Potter is invalid even thou the Harry Potter movie was made first The Golen Compass book was written first so in some ways Harry Potter was copying The Golden Compass so the sins where the two are being compared should be removed

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The Goober man
The Goober man

“Where’s the freaking milk movie?!”-cinemasins 2k18

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notquiteordinary
notquiteordinary

Did that bear punch off the other Bear's jaw?

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Cuddly Bear
Cuddly Bear

I saw this movie as a school field trip and I liked it a lot. But that was a long time ago. I wonder if I would still like it if I saw it again

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White Alliance
White Alliance

Dust is a very different thing in new york lmao

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FennelRave
FennelRave

When the monkey was stroking the ferret daemon at 4:01, couldn't Lyra feel it if they can feel what their daemons are feeling :v?

Vor 2 Monate
Sir Longshaft
Sir Longshaft

6:06 tiny bongos

Vor 2 Monate
Autumnsfantasy
Autumnsfantasy

The major problem with this movie was that the Catholic Church HATED the books (it kinda shit all over religion if you read the entire trilogy), so the producers made a lot of changes to make them happy. And it resulted in this crapfest of a movie.

Vor 2 Monate
Liam O' Shea
Liam O' Shea

If you read the book, you're daemon Chapters are unnecesarry

Vor 2 Monate
Get Creative
Get Creative

I READ THESE BOOKS!!!!! THE OPENING NARRATION LITERALLY SAYS EVERYTHING THAT THE BOOKS LEAD UP TO OVER THREE BOOKS AND HOURS OF READING!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT START BY LITERALLY SAYING THE ENDING!!!!!!! THEN TGE MOVIES ARE VOID OF ANY SUSPENSE!!!!!! IN THE BOOKS THERE WERE MORE THAN ONE ALETHIOMETERS!!!!! LYRA DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT SHE COULD READ IT AT FIRST!!!! DID THE PRODUCERS EVEN READ THE BOOKS?!?!?!?!? THE BOOKS STARTED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!! PANTALAIMON WAS A MOTH IN THE BEGINNING OF THE BOOKS!!!!!! HE CUANGED SO MANY MORR TIMES IN THE BOOK!!!!! THE MONKEY FIGHT WAS SO MUCH LONGER!!!!! IOREK ATE THE OTHER BEARS HEART!!!!!! OH MY GOSH IS ANYTHING AT ALL TGE SAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

Vor 2 Monate
The Adventure of Rhyza and Richelle
The Adventure of Rhyza and Richelle

Its so beautiful and amazing person in this YouTube

Vor 2 Monate
Jill Piangerelli
Jill Piangerelli

Actually there's only really 1 big thing wrong with the movie. It only told two thirds of the Golden Compass.

Vor 2 Monate
hasogon
hasogon

pan is ment to be male

Vor 2 Monate
Poledra c:
Poledra c:

the book series (as usual) is 1) way better 2) literally a different plot i

Vor 2 Monate
Rosie Spiller
Rosie Spiller

Hall Pass? Why would a school have hall passes?

Vor 2 Monate
The Pirate Nation
The Pirate Nation

This movie just felt like an atheist wanted to piss off anyone who believes in God. Not saying that I'm pissed off by the movie, just stating the vibe I got from watching this shit.

Vor 2 Monate
Grisel Tellez
Grisel Tellez

Jenny and tai lung

Vor 2 Monate
Bluena WOLF
Bluena WOLF

Lyra getting separated from Pan never happened in the book and thats why I have a huge problem with the movie but the effects are really good and fun to watch

Vor 2 Monate
Bluena WOLF
Bluena WOLF

READ THE BOOK. End of story

Vor 2 Monate
Twabbles
Twabbles

I saw the picture of the bear and I knew the entire story but I have never heard of this movie. This is weird af

Vor 2 Monate
Nick Hidalgo
Nick Hidalgo

Movie boring asf. 5 seconds in the video and i came to the comment section to type this then exit out of the video

Vor 2 Monate
Jade Cannon
Jade Cannon

...Am I going crazy?!?

Vor 2 Monate
Jade Cannon
Jade Cannon

Somewhere around 0:37 anyone see Bendy Boo Sempai!?

Vor 2 Monate
John Lemon
John Lemon

Voyager reference, (y)

Vor 2 Monate
James At
James At

I loved this movie! The majority of what you pointed out was not even part of the movie anyway.

Vor 2 Monate
fatdudewh33lchair
fatdudewh33lchair

This movie was confusing as fuck

Vor 2 Monate
Sun Razzers
Sun Razzers

Wario: But do you want to watch The Golden Compass with me! Waluigi: No, that movie is terrible Wario: Awww... I wonder who will get this reference

Vor 2 Monate
Catalyst-Chris
Catalyst-Chris

The book trilogy this movie is (tried to be) is literally my favourite three books and this movie (and kinda the video because of the movie) INFURIATED ME especially since everything that went unexplained WAS explained in the damn book In fact EVERY SIN wasn’t there in the books and don’t try to prove me wrong because I will call the flame war police What I’m trying to say is just the books are far more satisfying

Vor 2 Monate
flourescent adolescent
flourescent adolescent

Never read the book, thought the movie was good, different to anything else I'd seen for a while. Your negativity is not only ugly, but done badly.

Vor 2 Monate
eb060801
eb060801

"When someone is showing someone else how their... golden compass points" I found this funnier than I probably should have

Vor 2 Monate
hunter gatherer
hunter gatherer

Books were ok I read them in prison

Vor 2 Monate
jeroen willems
jeroen willems

Everything wrong with this yt clip Dude cant stop bitching about the smallest fantasy details... I thought i was gonna view some quality...

Vor 2 Monate
Joeyfield0
Joeyfield0

I like how I was looking at this video wondering if you'll point out things I missed, and while you do, you've hit everything else I've already thought about. 5:34 additional question: I thought daemons share thoughts, but are they different creatures or one in the same. I know the girl is smart enough to solve it, but did her companion speed that up? 5:47 I know in the book this makes more sense, but in the movie, don't the kids get way more benefits in living?

Vor 2 Monate
mycroft16
mycroft16

Points for the Spaceship Earth reference.

Vor 2 Monate
OK Howard
OK Howard

I’m starting to think that if every movie has sins, some sins must just be rules of filmmaking

Vor 2 Monate
OK Howard
OK Howard

Okay, maybe this made more sense in my head

Vor 2 Monate
Марко Зарић
Марко Зарић

Holly Sh...! This movie is bad!!! Just.....bad!

Vor 3 Monate
Meng Lü
Meng Lü

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Vor 3 Monate
Peaceful__ Inspiration_
Peaceful__ Inspiration_

2:20 there is a dude in the second row with huge fucking eyebrows, no sin for that?

Vor 3 Monate
Isaiah James
Isaiah James

Weird. I just realized I only beat the video game, never even watched the movie. And to think I was expecting an animated movie, like the game! 😂😂 damn. I played more games than watched tv as a child tho, so there's prolly a few movies I know the story to and remember, but never even watched

Vor 3 Monate
Carolyn Pitts
Carolyn Pitts

Wait a minute I have a question like I never really understood this how would you does the mother birth a daemon and their child that's kind of messed up and the thought of a human woman giving birth to an animal is kind of weird does she have to give two births or just one

Vor 3 Monate
Dawson Neddo
Dawson Neddo

This dude is really complaining about nothing

Vor 3 Monate
Bradley Dragon
Bradley Dragon

yea the "his dark materials" series. was an odd one. first book was utter stupid crap that explained little and was really dumb. subtle knife was AMAZING, and amber spyglass was good till the last couple chapters.. where it goes into some angel bullshit separating the girl and her boyfriend from a different world forever. EVEN THO THE ENTIRE FUCKIGN WORLD WAS RIDDLED WITH THOUSANDS OF SAID PORTALS AND SURVIVED JUST FINE. YOU CANT HAVE 2 PORTALS SO THEY CAN BE TOGETHER? LIKE CUT OUT THE CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT AND LEAVE ANGELS OUT OF YOUR STORY. #RANT. seriously tho the ending wanted me to burn the book. it was soo fucking bad. if it wasent a library book i would have set it on fire. not joking.

Vor 3 Monate
TommY WaffleZ
TommY WaffleZ

Didn't know Sam Elliot played Landon Ricketts in this movie

Vor 3 Monate
Bradders21
Bradders21

Red dead redemption movie when?

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Adrian Benningfield
Adrian Benningfield

It is the polar bear necessity just the simple polar bear necessity

Vor 3 Monate
Adrian Benningfield
Adrian Benningfield

I was almost going to ask where is Tom Hanks then I remembered that was polar bear express 😁

Vor 3 Monate
James Priest
James Priest

Me feel dumb dumb sawing movie.

Vor 3 Monate
Lillian Michaelis
Lillian Michaelis

"at my pet turtle Theodosia" me: "dear Theodosia what to say to u? u have my eyes, u have ur mother's name and what u came into the world u cried and it broke my heart." yo Hamilton people, where u at?

Vor 3 Monate
The Infallible Avian
The Infallible Avian

RWBY did it better

Vor 3 Monate
very arigatoful
very arigatoful

the book series this film is based on is my second favourite series of all time! the film did NOT do philip pullman’s brilliant writing justice.

Vor 3 Monate
Edgy_12_year_old 1576
Edgy_12_year_old 1576

1. Dæmons are a spirit guide based on Greek spirits of the same name. 2. The movie is a very bad representation of the books. 3. If dæmons die their humans also die and vice versa. 4. It’s not brandy it’s 1886 tokay. (Correct me if I’m wrong about the date) 5. The monkey doesn’t speak in the book and it is rare that dæmons talk to other humans. They are one being. 6. This a garbage movie, the books are so much better.

Vor 3 Monate
KomodoComet
KomodoComet

So I'm not the only one who watched this movie?

Vor 3 Monate
Cats Terrace
Cats Terrace

3:30 its actually good form to do so but who cares add 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more sins

Vor 3 Monate
Celestial
Celestial

okay honestly? this adaptation fuckin BLEW and didn't do the book or anything it stood for any justice at all. but also? the fight between iorek and ragnar was SO graphic in the book. iorek LITERALLY TORE OUT RAGNAR'S HEART AND ATE IT BC TRADITION! it was so wild my little 11 yr old brain could not deal lmao anyways im just really waitin for the bbc one adaptation in 2019 bc that's bound to be better since its 1. not a movie and 2. bbc, not an americanized version of what is a very british story

Vor 3 Monate
Truelimits
Truelimits

I loved this movie so much when I was younger I miss it

Vor 3 Monate
CeraJeaux
CeraJeaux

I love your channel,, but this video is infuriating. The movie is based on a book, which came out BEFORE Harry Potter, so acting like it is trying to be HP is dumb. Most of your ?s are answered by the book. The movie failed b/c it didn't capture the spirit of the book. It got a good cast & CGI, but chopped off the ending, censoring everything interesting. It has nothing to do with HP! Why keep mentioning HP?! (I LOVE HP, but come on.) Hope the BBC/HBO series does a better job. & YOU.

Vor 3 Monate
cass prime
cass prime

this movie used to freak me out but I just kept watching it

Vor 3 Monate
Trench Cote
Trench Cote

When Sam Elliott points the revolver at the soldier, wouldn’t it go right through his cheek?

Vor 3 Monate
『Alt-F4』
『Alt-F4』

I really did like this movie when I first watched it over a decade ago, I really liked the new world that was introduced and I also thought Lyra was an interesting character (I was 10 ok?) but looking back on it now it really annoys me how much setup this movie did and the story had no resolution, plus there are SO many plot threads introduced so quickly, they could have made a TV series out of this. Maybe one day I'll get around to reading the books...

Vor 3 Monate
thomasfplm
thomasfplm

This movie is one of the movies that made me decide to nover see another movie based on a book I head.

Vor 3 Monate
thedogman142
thedogman142

My seventh grade class read this book and had to do a book report on it. I just watched the movie, unknowing that it was way different than the book. Fortunately, middle school doesn't count with the exception of the knowledge.

Vor 3 Monate
XxWingedMischiefxX
XxWingedMischiefxX

This film was so disappointing considering how good the books were.

Vor 3 Monate
Milligram
Milligram

The books are soooo good, though!

Vor 3 Monate
Gioiello Acula
Gioiello Acula

Those “golden snitches” were not originally from Harry Potter and Rowling didn’t come up with them first. They were first featured in Phantasm as giant spheres that flew around and sliced people.

Vor 3 Monate
aaishasmusic1963
aaishasmusic1963

I can't believe Nicole Kidman played a sinister character that helped kidnap kid's (right?) Especially because of the back story on her dad involving the rape and murder of children....I'm not judging her. I imagine she was abused too....I'm just sayin' because I am saying so.

Vor 3 Monate
aaishasmusic1963
aaishasmusic1963

What if it the kids deamon ends up being an elephant?  What's wrong with that? They won't eat people. They might chase or swash them

Vor 3 Monate
aaishasmusic1963
aaishasmusic1963

I just wanted to hear a review. The speaker is annoying as hell. I want another opinion in less than 1 and a half minutes of watching

Vor 3 Monate
RayTheGay
RayTheGay

This used to be my favorite movie. I would watch it at least once a week.

Vor 3 Monate

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