Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

The Pirate Nation
The Pirate Nation

This movie just felt like an atheist wanted to piss off anyone who believes in God. Not saying that I'm pissed off by the movie, just stating the vibe I got from watching this shit.

Vor 2 Stunden
Grisel Tellez
Grisel Tellez

Jenny and tai lung

Vor 21 Stunde
Bluena WOLF
Bluena WOLF

Lyra getting separated from Pan never happened in the book and thats why I have a huge problem with the movie but the effects are really good and fun to watch

Vor 4 Tage
Bluena WOLF
Bluena WOLF

READ THE BOOK. End of story

Vor 4 Tage
Twabbles
Twabbles

I saw the picture of the bear and I knew the entire story but I have never heard of this movie. This is weird af

Vor 6 Tage
Nick Hidalgo
Nick Hidalgo

Movie boring asf. 5 seconds in the video and i came to the comment section to type this then exit out of the video

Vor 6 Tage
Jade Cannon
Jade Cannon

...Am I going crazy?!?

Vor 7 Tage
Jade Cannon
Jade Cannon

Somewhere around 0:37 anyone see Bendy Boo Sempai!?

Vor 7 Tage
John Lemon
John Lemon

Voyager reference, (y)

Vor 7 Tage
James At
James At

I loved this movie! The majority of what you pointed out was not even part of the movie anyway.

Vor 8 Tage
fatdudewh33lchair
fatdudewh33lchair

This movie was confusing as fuck

Vor 9 Tage
Sun Razzers
Sun Razzers

Wario: But do you want to watch The Golden Compass with me! Waluigi: No, that movie is terrible Wario: Awww... I wonder who will get this reference

Vor 10 Tage
Catalyst Chris
Catalyst Chris

The book trilogy this movie is (tried to be) is literally my favourite three books and this movie (and kinda the video because of the movie) INFURIATED ME especially since everything that went unexplained WAS explained in the damn book In fact EVERY SIN wasn’t there in the books and don’t try to prove me wrong because I will call the flame war police What I’m trying to say is just the books are far more satisfying

Vor 10 Tage
flourescent adolescent
flourescent adolescent

Never read the book, thought the movie was good, different to anything else I'd seen for a while. Your negativity is not only ugly, but done badly.

Vor 12 Tage
eb060801
eb060801

"When someone is showing someone else how their... golden compass points" I found this funnier than I probably should have

Vor 12 Tage
hunter gatherer
hunter gatherer

Books were ok I read them in prison

Vor 13 Tage
jeroen willems
jeroen willems

Everything wrong with this yt clip Dude cant stop bitching about the smallest fantasy details... I thought i was gonna view some quality...

Vor 14 Tage
Joeyfield0
Joeyfield0

I like how I was looking at this video wondering if you'll point out things I missed, and while you do, you've hit everything else I've already thought about. 5:34 additional question: I thought daemons share thoughts, but are they different creatures or one in the same. I know the girl is smart enough to solve it, but did her companion speed that up? 5:47 I know in the book this makes more sense, but in the movie, don't the kids get way more benefits in living?

Vor 14 Tage
mycroft16
mycroft16

Points for the Spaceship Earth reference.

Vor 14 Tage
OK Howard
OK Howard

I’m starting to think that if every movie has sins, some sins must just be rules of filmmaking

Vor 15 Tage
OK Howard
OK Howard

Okay, maybe this made more sense in my head

Vor 15 Tage
Марко Зарић
Марко Зарић

Holly Sh...! This movie is bad!!! Just.....bad!

Vor 18 Tage
Meng Lü
Meng Lü

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Vor 20 Tage
Peaceful__ Inspiration_
Peaceful__ Inspiration_

2:20 there is a dude in the second row with huge fucking eyebrows, no sin for that?

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Isaiah James
Isaiah James

Weird. I just realized I only beat the video game, never even watched the movie. And to think I was expecting an animated movie, like the game! 😂😂 damn. I played more games than watched tv as a child tho, so there's prolly a few movies I know the story to and remember, but never even watched

Vor 22 Tage
Carolyn Pitts
Carolyn Pitts

Wait a minute I have a question like I never really understood this how would you does the mother birth a daemon and their child that's kind of messed up and the thought of a human woman giving birth to an animal is kind of weird does she have to give two births or just one

Vor 23 Tage
Dawson Neddo
Dawson Neddo

This dude is really complaining about nothing

Vor 23 Tage
Bradley Dragon
Bradley Dragon

yea the "his dark materials" series. was an odd one. first book was utter stupid crap that explained little and was really dumb. subtle knife was AMAZING, and amber spyglass was good till the last couple chapters.. where it goes into some angel bullshit separating the girl and her boyfriend from a different world forever. EVEN THO THE ENTIRE FUCKIGN WORLD WAS RIDDLED WITH THOUSANDS OF SAID PORTALS AND SURVIVED JUST FINE. YOU CANT HAVE 2 PORTALS SO THEY CAN BE TOGETHER? LIKE CUT OUT THE CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT AND LEAVE ANGELS OUT OF YOUR STORY. #RANT. seriously tho the ending wanted me to burn the book. it was soo fucking bad. if it wasent a library book i would have set it on fire. not joking.

Vor 23 Tage
TommY WaffleZ
TommY WaffleZ

Didn't know Sam Elliot played Landon Ricketts in this movie

Vor 23 Tage
Adrian Benningfield
Adrian Benningfield

It is the polar bear necessity just the simple polar bear necessity

Vor 24 Tage
Adrian Benningfield
Adrian Benningfield

I was almost going to ask where is Tom Hanks then I remembered that was polar bear express 😁

Vor 24 Tage
James Priest
James Priest

Me feel dumb dumb sawing movie.

Vor 27 Tage
Lillian Michaelis
Lillian Michaelis

"at my pet turtle Theodosia" me: "dear Theodosia what to say to u? u have my eyes, u have ur mother's name and what u came into the world u cried and it broke my heart." yo Hamilton people, where u at?

Vor 28 Tage
The Infallible Avian
The Infallible Avian

RWBY did it better

Vor 28 Tage
very arigatoful
very arigatoful

the book series this film is based on is my second favourite series of all time! the film did NOT do philip pullman’s brilliant writing justice.

Vor Monat
Edgy_12_year_old 1576
Edgy_12_year_old 1576

1. Dæmons are a spirit guide based on Greek spirits of the same name. 2. The movie is a very bad representation of the books. 3. If dæmons die their humans also die and vice versa. 4. It’s not brandy it’s 1886 tokay. (Correct me if I’m wrong about the date) 5. The monkey doesn’t speak in the book and it is rare that dæmons talk to other humans. They are one being. 6. This a garbage movie, the books are so much better.

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KomodoComet
KomodoComet

So I'm not the only one who watched this movie?

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Cats Terrace
Cats Terrace

3:30 its actually good form to do so but who cares add 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more sins

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Celestial
Celestial

okay honestly? this adaptation fuckin BLEW and didn't do the book or anything it stood for any justice at all. but also? the fight between iorek and ragnar was SO graphic in the book. iorek LITERALLY TORE OUT RAGNAR'S HEART AND ATE IT BC TRADITION! it was so wild my little 11 yr old brain could not deal lmao anyways im just really waitin for the bbc one adaptation in 2019 bc that's bound to be better since its 1. not a movie and 2. bbc, not an americanized version of what is a very british story

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Truelimits
Truelimits

I loved this movie so much when I was younger I miss it

Vor Monat
CeraJeaux
CeraJeaux

I love your channel,, but this video is infuriating. The movie is based on a book, which came out BEFORE Harry Potter, so acting like it is trying to be HP is dumb. Most of your ?s are answered by the book. The movie failed b/c it didn't capture the spirit of the book. It got a good cast & CGI, but chopped off the ending, censoring everything interesting. It has nothing to do with HP! Why keep mentioning HP?! (I LOVE HP, but come on.) Hope the BBC/HBO series does a better job. & YOU.

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h e l l o
h e l l o

this movie used to freak me out but I just kept watching it

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Trench Cote
Trench Cote

When Sam Elliott points the revolver at the soldier, wouldn’t it go right through his cheek?

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『Alt-F4』
『Alt-F4』

I really did like this movie when I first watched it over a decade ago, I really liked the new world that was introduced and I also thought Lyra was an interesting character (I was 10 ok?) but looking back on it now it really annoys me how much setup this movie did and the story had no resolution, plus there are SO many plot threads introduced so quickly, they could have made a TV series out of this. Maybe one day I'll get around to reading the books...

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thomasfplm
thomasfplm

This movie is one of the movies that made me decide to nover see another movie based on a book I head.

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thedogman142
thedogman142

My seventh grade class read this book and had to do a book report on it. I just watched the movie, unknowing that it was way different than the book. Fortunately, middle school doesn't count with the exception of the knowledge.

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XxWingedMischiefxX
XxWingedMischiefxX

This film was so disappointing considering how good the books were.

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Milligram
Milligram

The books are soooo good, though!

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Gioiello Acula
Gioiello Acula

Those “golden snitches” were not originally from Harry Potter and Rowling didn’t come up with them first. They were first featured in Phantasm as giant spheres that flew around and sliced people.

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aaishasmusic1963
aaishasmusic1963

I can't believe Nicole Kidman played a sinister character that helped kidnap kid's (right?) Especially because of the back story on her dad involving the rape and murder of children....I'm not judging her. I imagine she was abused too....I'm just sayin' because I am saying so.

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aaishasmusic1963
aaishasmusic1963

What if it the kids deamon ends up being an elephant?  What's wrong with that? They won't eat people. They might chase or swash them

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aaishasmusic1963
aaishasmusic1963

I just wanted to hear a review. The speaker is annoying as hell. I want another opinion in less than 1 and a half minutes of watching

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RayTheGay
RayTheGay

This used to be my favorite movie. I would watch it at least once a week.

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GoldBeam 12
GoldBeam 12

Ahh you live in Tennessee neat.

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Erik Vince
Erik Vince

There could have been sequels the way it left off

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Yali Perez
Yali Perez

I actually really like this movie. Is it dumb...yeah but I liked it. I think I have it in dvd still

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Thomas Starbuck
Thomas Starbuck

This movie is almost completely different from the book

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Soft-boiled
Soft-boiled

Camels, on wheels.

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derf 213
derf 213

Good enough book but this is one of the movies I always bring up when talking about bad movie baced on a book

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Li Skyfox
Li Skyfox

I actually liked the movie... I love the concept of the daemons, I liked the actor’s performances, the voice acting, and I loved the animation... I’ve never read the book, but I wish the movie got a sequel because lol that cliff hanger.

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LunabugProductions
LunabugProductions

Li Skyfox You can get a sequel if you read the books ;) That said if you read the books you probably will like the movie less...

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JR Stoelting
JR Stoelting

You should do Stardust as well. They came out at around the same time, but are vastly different

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Constellationillustrations
Constellationillustrations

Here I thought I was crazy I thought this fell completely off the radar Id bring it up but my sisters never knew what I was talking about and I didn’t know the plot the only thing I could remember was the whole animal soul thing and I could remover the name for the life of me

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Operative GP-5
Operative GP-5

5:15 *LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT*

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Keith Richman
Keith Richman

IS THAT AAALLLLLLLL!!!!.....is that all

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Rosslyne Samone Skinner
Rosslyne Samone Skinner

I didn't know this movie was as popular as it is.

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Roderick Long
Roderick Long

The first Golden Compass book (to which this film is fairly faithful) came out two years before the first Harry Potter book. So any similarities between this and Harry Potter, if not coincidental, are cases of Harry Potter imitating The Golden Compass, NOT vice versa.

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Pramit Dey
Pramit Dey

Read the books dumbass.Half of your questions will be answered there

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Barry Mitchell
Barry Mitchell

The daemons come from the greek idea of demios that represents your ambitions and vocation. They thought that your calling in life was external to you. In the books, the daemon settling on a single form also is also interpreted by the church as a child becoming an adult and becoming subject to original sin. Phillip Pullman doesn't like fantasy for the sake of fantasy, he likes to draw use ideas that might have some familiarity with the audience. They completely messed this film up. It would have been better as a tv series without any flashy c.g. and more focus on character development.

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dumplingshakes22
dumplingshakes22

I liked this movie haha

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Scrumpton Mc.Laddy
Scrumpton Mc.Laddy

*Who else here thinks Daemons are just stands expect it's gone full animal*

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Mashwiyat Rahman
Mashwiyat Rahman

This movie did negative justice to the book. In fact, they violated it in my opinion

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boop the snoot
boop the snoot

yes, to be fair the CGI animals do look pretty good.

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Ryan O'Neill
Ryan O'Neill

About dæmons shapshifting, notice how Pantalaimon can shapeshift almost freely with the only limit being Lyra’s imagination. A daemon loses this ability as their master matures, which is pretty much saying that adults are unimaginative. Not true, but they also shift into a form that best suits their master’s lifestyle and personality.

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Benjamin Mark
Benjamin Mark

Next bond film bond and the leopards

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Jacinda wolfy
Jacinda wolfy

*gasp* u didnt there is thothing wrong with this movie *watches video* I stand correct this movie is just......a movie Lol the cringe is real

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Kenzzed
Kenzzed

I loved this movie and I was so sad when there were no sequels

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Phillip Holmes
Phillip Holmes

Give some credit to the bloody lore before you butcher the film. The books were brought out several years ago and a lot of us anticipated the first film with glee and an actual understanding of what the fuck the into and peculiar aspects of the film actually mean. No disrespect intended but, do your research and appreciate the lore before to try to demolish a thing. I can appreciate hating on a thing that disassociates with the lore but the film makers genuinely tried making this a film for the hardcore fans as well as trying to appeal for a younger audience who don't know shit, as the books were aimed at teens afterall.

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Faith Sizemore
Faith Sizemore

This was one of my favorite movie as a kid. *demons are the physical manifestations of a persons soul. ** this movie did fuck all for the actual book series which explains most of all this and is better. *** Yeah I’m gonna be that person. **** Also I fucking swear I remember their being a different ending where she goes to another world or some shit. Did I dream up an alternative ending. Wtf.

Vor 2 Monate
BaronSengir1008
BaronSengir1008

To be fair, the first book doesn't answer much either... Daemons are part of the humans' souls and take form depending upon their personality once they reach puberty... For example, all servants are dogs because dogs are known for loyalty...

Vor 2 Monate
Dana Chaya
Dana Chaya

when you can no longer watch a movie, tv show, or music video without hearing cinema sins in your head.... even if they haven't sinned that particular movie, tv show or music video lol. on another note, PLEASE SIN THE MOVIE "ONE FOR THE MONEY" AND THE FIRST EPISODE OF TEEN WOLF!!!

Vor 2 Monate
Crabby
Crabby

Could the narration BE more mind numbing?

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Doololly2001
Doololly2001

The books were really good. If you really wanna know the answers to all the questions of what are daemons and what is dust and stuff, read the books. it's so fascinating and well-written. i highly recommend

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GamerB0y13
GamerB0y13

I remember this movie. But does anyone remember the game?

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Feno 3000
Feno 3000

Am I crazy for wanting to see the movies Cinemasins has made mockingly up MORE than this one? :D

Vor 2 Monate
Shining Me Precious Soul Of Mine
Shining Me Precious Soul Of Mine

All I remembered about this movie is my grandma didn’t let me watch it because it was somehow anti-Christian

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Rais
Rais

In dire need of the sequel

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Mariia the Hooman
Mariia the Hooman

Could you do the Darkest Minds?

Vor 2 Monate
Ao Tora
Ao Tora

Just imagine if you will... having a shark or a whale as a demon- now that would be impressive and weird.

Vor 2 Monate
David Heald
David Heald

Do Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory next, while you're still on book adaptations.

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Robo Dragon
Robo Dragon

INCONCEIVABLE

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E O
E O

*sees title* You fucker

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E O
E O

Wait wait cinema-what-now? tigga, my tigga

Vor 2 Monate
Blobbert Mcblob
Blobbert Mcblob

This movie was decent....I think it was supposed to have gotten a sequel it never got.

Vor 2 Monate
Net_Spider
Net_Spider

"Wheres the freakin milk!" Been there with roommates....

Vor 2 Monate
TheSpacecraftX
TheSpacecraftX

British schools don't have hall passes.

Vor 2 Monate
Crystal Noe
Crystal Noe

Was so disappointed that all cinemasins could do was compare it to Harry Potter and pirate of the Caribbean when the book came out in 95 before all that other stuff. There were so many other sins to point out.

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Caleb does stuff
Caleb does stuff

Where’s the milk where’s the freaking milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This adventurous world of mine
This adventurous world of mine

Aaaaaaaand nobody knows how it's going to be continued, atleast in the trilogy which will never happen.

Vor 2 Monate
RhysHunterElkin
RhysHunterElkin

When I first saw this movie I really enjoyed it and was super disappointed that it didn't get a sequel. Then a few years later I got ahold of the books and realized exactly why the movie failed so hard and am very glad it didn't get any sequels. They should have gone full LotR on His Dark Materials (GC trilogy) and given us three 2h30m films to better adapt everything that happened in the books. I would love to see a proper adaptation of this, The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass.

Vor 2 Monate
Nightfury
Nightfury

"I am Sinfrista Cinematigga, Clan-king of go f*ck yourself" I'm dying

Vor 2 Monate
CogitoErgoCogitoSum
CogitoErgoCogitoSum

There was a dumb movie a few decades ago where people went to war over something they called "spice".

Vor 2 Monate
Joel M
Joel M

5:18 Is pure gold

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