Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Robertium G. B.
Robertium G. B.

12:12 did anyone else notice the Steam logo on the lower-left end of the laptop screen?

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James Heseltine
James Heseltine

why do these motherfuckers seem to think raptors would be a more effective military asset than like a tiger, or a wolf?

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MrTigracho
MrTigracho

I had to attent a funeral for some of my braincells after this movie

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dawna harris
dawna harris

The 5:40-46 made me lol sooooooo FUCKING hard hahah

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None916
None916

The key pad lock is 7337 the easiest thing ever

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Laylah Ghweir
Laylah Ghweir

*Yippy kiya mothafucka*

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Mátravölgyi Zoltán
Mátravölgyi Zoltán

This movie is deserved to be in this channel!!

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Minecraftrex32
Minecraftrex32

5:30 FUCKING T REX MACHINA AGAIN?! DO SOMETHING NEW YOU DICKS!!!

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Levi Short God
Levi Short God

Hey Voice guy, are you drunk? You sound so angry and fast that you want to end the video quickly

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Spencer DeMera
Spencer DeMera

I love this movie buttttt like all the Dinos are STERILE FEMALES they cant breed anyways so regardless of whether its due to the volcano or old age in 15-20 years they all gonna die off completely anyways??

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And We're Back
And We're Back

Many thanks for your Dinosaur Jr rant. B. D. WONG!

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Beve
Beve

These guys in the comment section are the same people who take capture the flag in PE too seriously. Like holy fucking shit, it’s a movie about *_dinosaurs._* Don’t try to bring fucking logic into this. It’s not like any of them notice all this the first time they watch the movie. It’s not like the guy who made this video had to watch it more than once or anything.

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god is here
god is here

There is a reason why i made dinosaurs die

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Snaku Plisskin
Snaku Plisskin

I hate the end of the movie. Like he said, they're obviously building it up to be a planet of the dinosaurs thing but there's not that many of them and the ones that are a serious threat are big enough to be easy to track. The National guard would have them rounded up/exterminated in a matter of weeks.

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Brandon von Gedda
Brandon von Gedda

I don't mind the way this movie ends, I really don't. For the most part (except the terrible San Diego of the second movie- how did you NOT sin the Rex eating a puppy?!) these movies have taken place on remote islands, and now we get to see the ramifications of the critters out and about in society. But- 2 things. Except perhaps for the flying reptiles (which aren't dinosaurs) all the animals are confined to ONE continent, and counting those sold at the auction there's only MAYBE a couple dozen surviving dinos now- soooo why the paradigm shift in thinking humans and dinosaurs are "sharing the world"? Also, the governments of the world were like "fuck it let the volcano erupt and kill the dinosaurs". And now that there are dinosaurs freaking LOOSE IN SOCIETY the government adopts a "wait-and-see" attitude instead of, I don't know, killing the creatures like they were okay with letting happen in the first place?!

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Chris c
Chris c

The erupting volcano alone deserves 100 sins. Seriously they just happen to put dinosaurs on a island that has an active volcano that happens to erupt? So they have a reason to evacuate them all .. get out of here.

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SnugglesNDopey
SnugglesNDopey

I havent even seen this movie yet and now i really dont want to.

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Kiwi Arias
Kiwi Arias

I want "Jurrassic World War III" the movie

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Stray Dog
Stray Dog

Push the button if only for chaos!!!

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Karina Melesio
Karina Melesio

When I first saw this in the movie theatres I had to leave because I had so much anxiety and tension built up and I was bawling my eyes out😂

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Peter von Feldt
Peter von Feldt

Looks like this was the movie that caused everyone to really hate this franchise as to mildly be annoyed with the franchise, when we literally saw the writing on the wall that it would turn into the dawn of shitty summer movies like the dark ages of summer movies that the nostalgia critic talks about. Jurassic world had a good closure yet once again Hollywood decides to fuck with something passable.

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Amelia Greene
Amelia Greene

funniest cinema sins EVER

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Arturas Milasius
Arturas Milasius

wow cinema sins are you sure you didnt miss something ! 16:15 count the little bugers from JW2 and wouldndt they run or its more like o F this Trex is to dumb to see us and its no danger ! Yes 16:15 dint you say there were 11 dinos saved ? :) thats a sin for a sinister

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Arturas Milasius
Arturas Milasius

would the dinosours kill all humans, the more humans evolve the more they kill , strange how come we as a humans didnt get in to extinction book by our selfs yet :)

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Avppredator123
Avppredator123

Well I agree that large dunks should be loud but the indoRAPTOR and the floors are smooth and it is really intelligent

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Jess Hill
Jess Hill

This movie was one big pile of shit

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Jarhead Holland
Jarhead Holland

I think most sensible people knew from the trailer that this movie would be trash, especially if you watch/even remotely paid attention to the originals. I think you needed to double the number of sins.

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James71234567
James71234567

How did the Indoraptor get on the roof?😂

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JD Bond
JD Bond

Sometimes I HATE this channel... especially now.

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Falling Sky
Falling Sky

I can tell that you hate this movie

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Booker Jones
Booker Jones

Bryce Dallas Howard is less cutesy-annoying than she was in the first one. Another improvement is....no, that's about it.

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WINGTHESKILL 123
WINGTHESKILL 123

I would love your job watching movies and commenting what a life

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Adilson Teleken
Adilson Teleken

10:18 lol

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Chibja
Chibja

I am honestly surprised they didn't add human dinosaur hybrids in this movie but not the cool kind I mean like the unsuccessful kind that look weird and give you nightmares

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S2MariaRosaS2
S2MariaRosaS2

Look I know that in 6:00 you were criticising the cap and all, but remembering the scene where that dinosaur is left behind almost brought tears back to my eyes. IT’S STILL HARD FOR ME, OK?!?

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Snowy Moon
Snowy Moon

Jurassic Park Jurassic World Jurassic Solar System Jurassic Galaxy Jurassic Nebula Jurassic Interstellar Cluster Jurassic Observable Universe

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Eddie Savitz's Pizzabox Collection
Eddie Savitz's Pizzabox Collection

Pterosaurs AREN'T DINOSAURS!!!

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Mammuthus Primigenus
Mammuthus Primigenus

I loved this movie : 9/10 :D

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Seth Gerry
Seth Gerry

As dead as disco: oof

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RMS Aquitania fan 55
RMS Aquitania fan 55

Indoraptor is a raptor and a indominess, but the indom is part raptor?!?!?!?!

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jamie silaban
jamie silaban

Did u ever do "doppelganger" by drew barrymore? Pleaaasseee!!!

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Zaepicboss
Zaepicboss

When you literally haven’t paid attention to this movie to realise the trex getting taken to the boat by a helicopter thinking it just magically got there dumbass

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Sahil Dogra
Sahil Dogra

He really didn’t like this one

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James McKay
James McKay

Surprised nobody's mentioned that if you're planning on designing and building a multi-billion dollar dinosaur theme park, surely you'd check that you're not building on an active volcano beforehand? Honestly one of the most retarded movies ever created.

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Tyrone Johnson
Tyrone Johnson

I honestly believe I have enjoyed this video about the movie more than I would the actual movie...and no I have not seen the movie; the trailer was all I needed to know in order to tell that this movie is trash

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Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname

Did anyone else notice the massive amount of nods/references to the first movie? And was anyone else massively annoyed with them after the first two?

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Connor Frankenberger
Connor Frankenberger

Yeah, fuck this movie

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Kelsy Greenwood
Kelsy Greenwood

I think you forgot the fact that this is a MOVIE idiot.

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David Sinclair
David Sinclair

This movie was so bad that even this hilarious criticism video is boring af...

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Little Prince from Darkness
Little Prince from Darkness

The video is worse oof

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James McKay IV
James McKay IV

I’m

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Duy Thanh
Duy Thanh

The first and big sin is they built a park, on an island which has a fucking vocano.

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RobbHahn
RobbHahn

Idea: ditch the 'Jurassic ParkWorld' thing and pick up an original story where dinosaurs Have inherited the earth and are able to speak and think and build things and create leisure time and build their own Human World from cloned humans...That would be scary.

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JOE EL ELITE 04
JOE EL ELITE 04

Who actually watched this movie

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KadMonster
KadMonster

If humans in these movies are technologically advanced to clone these mutha fuckas, then they are totally capable of killing them and putting them back in their place. *EXTINCTION*

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V1yk/Slimeboy
V1yk/Slimeboy

Viewers: Da fuck?

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JSB
JSB

I would so watch a movie titled A Series of Unfortunate Coincidences without even thinking.

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Rocky Reyes
Rocky Reyes

I personally feel that this movie deserves an extra 65 million movie sins for all of the Easter eggs to the previous movies and unoriginality of this bullshit that was shoved down my throat at the movie theater that I spent $22 for just for one ticket. I have been in major Jurassic Park Fan from the year I was born in 2000, so I do believe that I have some ability to rate the movies from best to worst and have it can be considered as something valid. So the first movie was the best followed by the second movie and nearly tied with the third movie just because of the cool fight between the Spinosaurus aegyptiacus and the T-Rex which had a fake ending because a T-Rex to be able to easily kill a Spinosaurus because it was a fish eater. If you have any debate with that you can even look at what other species that lived alongside Spinosaurus such as carcharodontosaurus which would be a pretty similar analog to a T-Rex and a carcharodontosaurus would have been able to kill a Spinosaurus aegyptiacus without much any problem. Jurassic world was the 4th best and Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom was the worst by far. Sorry this is so long. I feel very passionate about this because I love Jurassic Park and all things dinosaur related.

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Little Prince from Darkness
Little Prince from Darkness

Your comment deserves even more sins

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hkassasin
hkassasin

>ISla

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F.A. B.
F.A. B.

i really did want the dinosaurs to die, but hey, there wouldn't be a sequel otherwise

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Fergus darling
Fergus darling

Should have said about how in the first movie they said the gyrospheres could stop a 50kal bullet but Owen shoots through it with a handgun "ting"

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Salaal Ali
Salaal Ali

What are you talking about

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Alicja Kaźmierczak
Alicja Kaźmierczak

I have another question - wasn't it a big thing in Jurassic Park that all dino created were FEMALES?! How the heck did those multiply?!

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Trex0328
Trex0328

What about that part where I (and other people most likely) predicted every fucking major plot point, these movies have gotten so shitty that I have an actual bet with my friends that the next movie will be called “Jurassic Universe: Dinosaurs. In. SPACE. SPACE. sᴘᴀᴄᴇ.

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Mitch Miller
Mitch Miller

And do you HONESTLY believe a engineered killing machine would attack the roof? Lmao please 15:14

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Mitch Miller
Mitch Miller

I’m sorry is your movie better? Oh wait 🙄 I get it you’re trying to be over critical for comedy for views but you couldn’t be more condescending.. if movies went how you say they should, they would suck.

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Michael Motter
Michael Motter

I dont give a shit, that red head girl is smokin hot!!!!

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daniel leong
daniel leong

Worst movie i ever seen. I done better movies in the toilet bowl

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Little Prince from Darkness
Little Prince from Darkness

No

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Twabbles
Twabbles

Small dino threatens main characters. Bigger dino comes to eat the smaller dino and runs off. Ok

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Eric Falconer
Eric Falconer

what about they bary thing it has 3 fingers??

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Wizel Balan
Wizel Balan

The ending to this movie is so GD dumb, so maybe like 100 dinosaurs escape in one area and suddenly the entire planet is in danger? I guess the millions of troops in the military, all our firepower and tech and nope the world is screwed and dinosaurs are going to take over, do these dinosaurs breed like mice and grow like a Xenomorph, reaching adulthood in less than a day or something?

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Thee Jason Bourne
Thee Jason Bourne

Her wall scaling form needed work, 7/10.

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Travis Cash
Travis Cash

I'm pretty shocked the lava proof dino didn't make the list.

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TomTom Nicht Navi
TomTom Nicht Navi

In the era of big-movie sequels (Star wars, Pirates o.t.C., etc.), i acctually liked Jurassic World the most. It was great to watch without any big FUCK NO moments. Yes, Fallen Kingdom had alot of flaws, and went into a (my oppinion) wrong direction, but I still have some hope. A movie with Dinosaurs with technologie (especially CGI) from 2018-and-following years could be awesome. I really hope they take the bad critics this movie got serious and don‘t fuck up the next one (wich i am pretty sure will come). All in all not the best movie, but the Indo-raptor chase sequence around the house was just awesome. More of that!

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Drew The Legend
Drew The Legend

What is the language not approved joke @3:30?

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LukaTisus
LukaTisus

What gets me is the dinosaurs are running for their lives from the eruption, yet the Carnotaurus and the T-Rex take the time to try and grab themselves a snack in the middle of it?

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OUTLAW 4 LIFE
OUTLAW 4 LIFE

DISCO AINT DEAD YOU BASTAARD

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Woodsty Wood
Woodsty Wood

15:26 is that a line from a Christmas carol

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George Scanlan
George Scanlan

Penguins of Madagascar :|

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Horrendum Creatura
Horrendum Creatura

yeah the main ~ethical~ conflict here was te weakest thing. it's obvious to every real human being what's the right thing to do

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Clash with Pokéfan
Clash with Pokéfan

Blue has rexy's blood now. So is she rexy's child now?or is she InDoMiNuS Rex?

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Aron CatLPS
Aron CatLPS

I thought it was good.

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craft masters
craft masters

Yep.

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craft masters
craft masters

No.

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enrique mora
enrique mora

Haha amzing video😂😂😄

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the gaming T-rex
the gaming T-rex

WHAT is wrong with him spoiling every movie its for children that like dinosaurs not only for adults

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S C-C
S C-C

PTEROSAURS ARE NOT DINOSAURS!!!

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Galactic Chicken
Galactic Chicken

1:02 moss-asaurus

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David Williams
David Williams

I know this is old but i just saw it for the first time recently sin your self for the lava scene people forge swords in lava and some step in it without getting irrepairable damage

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Adeptus Tacticus
Adeptus Tacticus

When you mentioned there only ever being one T-rex, to be fair in the book there were two. The grown one shown in the movie and a juvenile T-rex who was never seen but only mentioned in passing.

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Livy_Plays_Love 50
Livy_Plays_Love 50

10:35 Cinema sins is a dick and all... But I'll give it to him there,

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Livy_Plays_Love 50
Livy_Plays_Love 50

4:05 Eeehhhh... Sorry bud. In the first movie it says that dinos would slip into a coma and die if they went off the island. So why not have it in jurrasic world? Case cleared, cinema is a bit of a idiot

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BaileyZKerr
BaileyZKerr

I agree with so much of this video! it NAILS it and yet it doesn't even cover everything! Like why didn't the little girl just stay in the dumbwaiter instead of running to her room from the indoraptor? It proved itself to be safe and I can't imagine a more safe FEELING place tbh. How did the dumbwaiter door survive the Indoraptor charging into it full force with no damage. Why was the scene shot as if she was deliberately holding it open as some kind of plan. How did the Indoraptor know to look for her in her room. If it didn't know then why the hell did it go on the roof. This film expects me to believe the Indoraptor climbed out a fucking window, scaled the side of the building perfectly, went over the roof, arrives perfectly at the girls bedroom balcony doors, is sufficiently convinced she's in there enough to decide to and be able to open the doors all in the POURING fucking RAIN without sliding or falling in any way!? How did Owen know to go to her room to find her at the exact moment she needed? I can't even say that he might have thought her room was a good place to look for her (which is still a bit of a leap) because he had NO way of knowing where her room was! There's NO other explanation besides pure chance. This is a nitpick, but also what drove me mad because it's so basic and uneasily fixed and incompetent: Owen drops the gun after shooting the indoraptor a couple times with NO indication as to why. I can only infer that maybe it was out of ammo but I have no information to base that on besides his decision being mindnumbingly stupid. It is NOT HARD to make it clear to the audience that a gun is out of ammo if that's the case. Even if it IS out of ammo Owen still drops what I THINK is the laser/sound gun that can command the Indoraptor. As said in the video Claire somehow knows exactly where to find them on the roof and is able to get there with her leg injury, again, without slipping in the RAIN. What the video doesn't point out is that she Must have taken the exact same route through the girls bedroom because she now has the laser gun. So basically everything I said about Owen finding the girl in her room only taking it a fairly LITERAL STEP FURTHER by having her somehow find them on the roof. There is no way that she wasn't trying to actually kill and sacrifice Owen to the Indoraptor. If the movie expects me to believe that the sequence that followed with the raptor jumping at Owen and him going under and completely avoiding the raptor as well as the hole it makes in the glass was HER PLAN then the movie is insulting me. Although I actually don't think her trying to sacrifice him would be a bad thing for the movie, it'd be pretty interesting if it was intended (it wasn't) as a like hard decision, last resort kinda thing to at least save the girl and hope that Owen can find someway to survive. If that WAS what the film was going for then my compaint just changes to how terribly that is communicated and how wasted an idea that is seeing as it's never brought up. Finally the unbelievably obvious raptor-ex-machina that comes after the Indoraptor manages to climb back up. I had time to say "raptor-ex-machina" (a mouthful) aloud with about enough time to say it again to spare because it was SO predictable. The earlier T-Rex-machina is sinned in the video but this deserves it too for doing it AGAIN All of these complaints just from 5 minutes or something of runtime, let alone the rest of the film! If you like the film I'm sorry for shitting on it so much and despite everything I've said I can understand why you would like it. I myself will probably enjoy rewatching it at some point when I'm in the mood for a big dumb movie that doesn't need much concentration as the visuals are nice and it's not boring and at least on the rewatch I'll know what I'm getting into.

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Tyrannosaurus Lex
Tyrannosaurus Lex

Jurassic world fallen kingdom, a mediocre movie, seems to be trying to set itself up for a much better movie

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The great Gold gamer
The great Gold gamer

i agree the indo-who gives a shits are indeed the shittiest hybrids ever

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The great Gold gamer
The great Gold gamer

I'm 70 something % sure Jurassic world extinction will be the first movie to have 1 MILLION SINS

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Crazy Farmer Bhullar
Crazy Farmer Bhullar

USA USA USA!!!!!!

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YOUR THE FATHER!
YOUR THE FATHER!

Everything wrong with your channl 17 minutes or less

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Azariah Kyras
Azariah Kyras

Tell that to... Kanjiklub?

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Aleem khan
Aleem khan

there in fact IS a geico commercial about the villain saying his plan to the good guys

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István Sipos
István Sipos

raptors are smart. this one especially. still not smart enough to tear off the redhead's cloths :- ( Make raptors smarter agan. and Dr Malcolm is overdramatic at the end. 7 billion+ humans on this planet, with all kinds of gizmos and weapons and concrete and steel and whatnot. how could some dozens of dinos have a chance for an epic fight vs us? they kill some hundreds of people and then what?

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