Everything Wrong With Alien: Covenant In 16 Minutes Or Less

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ANIMENTAL / JOHNTEK PRODUCTIONS

That wasn't a perfect haircut

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Nick Vltrex
Nick Vltrex

Isn't anyone going to mention how the hell did the second alien thing get on the ship?

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Sterling Archer
Sterling Archer

it could have been so good. the design and lore of this franchise is much better than most of the movies, sadly.

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Nando Klein
Nando Klein

SO MOST OF ALL THE CREW DIES IN TERRIBLE TRAGEDY AND WHAT THE COUPLE SHOUD DO AFTER ???? SUUURE LET'S HAVE A NICE SEX !!!!!!!!! FUCK THE OTHERS THE KILLED PEOPLE, THE ALIEN OR WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA GOD DAMM SUCH A MASTERPIECE COMEDY KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Nando Klein
Nando Klein

YOU MISSED ALLLOT OF SINS IN THIS COMEDY HAHAHAHAHAHAH ALOTTTTTTTT

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Mujtaba Hashimi
Mujtaba Hashimi

Hollywoood!!!! Hire him as a director.

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neojso
neojso

Not only the crew, the ship AI is also too dumb to distinguish one andriod from another.... how could David know the code to communicate with nother by the way. That movie is even worse than the previous one... the director and screenwriter better go retire and stop ruining this franchise.

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TheStoneageRomeo
TheStoneageRomeo

Impressed that this clip is so short. Enjoyed the clever ending. Was a crap movie.

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Dante Bond
Dante Bond

But wasn't "Gravity" a load of impossible bs?

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Richard Dangle
Richard Dangle

What a disrespect to a sifi classic. If you want a good Alien tribute, just play Alien Isolation.

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itheparrot
itheparrot

Alien covenant, not to be confused with halo.

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leon kenedy
leon kenedy

I so hate this movie! this one in particular.

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Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

The Predator was better than A.C. At least TP was fun, A.C was like having a criminal mastermind in charge of a seriously dark nightmare.

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CeltycSparrow
CeltycSparrow

I think the biggest sin for this movie is that Alien, a movie made in 1979, and even Aliens in 1986, is far superior to this film which was made in 2017. The alien effects were better. The acting was better. It was overall more terrifying and badass. These aliens just looked....silly.

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AndiGravity
AndiGravity

Nope, gotta disagree about the Daniels thing. If you go back and check the credits of the original Alien, the names of the crew members of the Nostromo are simply listed as Dallas, Ripley, Lambert, Brett, Kane, Ash, and Parker. The crew only refers to each other by last name or rank during the movie, and at no point are we given any backstory on any of them. The closest thing we ever get to a backstory for any of the characters in Alien is when Ripley says Brett repeats everything Parker says, Lambert tells us she likes griping, and Dallas tells Ripley that "the company" replaced their usual science officer with Ash at the last minute. Being presented with minimal information about the characters so that we know virtually nothing about them except their name, their position on the crew, and how they react to the current situation they find themselves in, comes from Alien.

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Stefo syros
Stefo syros

what about converting the most efficient virus spreading method into facehugging mayhem? what about a whole multi planetary civilization being represented and wiped out in 1 single city on 1 single planet. and how primitive this ultra advanced beings look like?

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rob black
rob black

You know what the best part of the original Alien was? Nobody involved felt the need to - SHOEHORN A POINTLESS JESUS SUBPLOT INTO IT!

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Zachary Klarer
Zachary Klarer

Main Problem in The Movie is the logos what the hec

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Alex Aaltolehto
Alex Aaltolehto

They need some flex tape

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manko smth
manko smth

I went to the cinema when it came out and saw it. I was pretty disappointed back then

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K Durham
K Durham

10:42 bulls**t 12:58 Bitch slap from hell! LMFAO!

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Neurotic Arts
Neurotic Arts

Imagine if they just did sequels...

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Rocks
Rocks

I lost it. I absolutely lost it when "I am Groot" came on at the end!!

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Vineet Honkan
Vineet Honkan

my problem...where the bloody fuck did David get a body?

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RainwingPlays
RainwingPlays

You forgot when that one girl locked her friend in the med bay with the alien, and refused to let her out, and then opened the door to go in herself, after the alien was done murdering her friend.

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Last Comment
Last Comment

to end this James Franco mystery for good, he had a 3 movie contract and he wanted to get out of it, that is it

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Fwazangalang Entertainment
Fwazangalang Entertainment

Hmmmmmmm.....what the hell is this? In the name of science, I WILL STICK MY FACE IN IT!!!!!

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JurassicOdyssey
JurassicOdyssey

Do "Everything wrong with Little Shop of Horrors"

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john silcox
john silcox

This movie sucked. Prometheus would have been best had it not had the Weyland corporation and they really fucked up the movie when they made it a tie-in to the alien franchise .

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Serial Makeup
Serial Makeup

What the fuck is this movie

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MissGabby Anne
MissGabby Anne

I mean, would creating the most advanced machine and using It as an iPod a sin or would It be just human? Uh?

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Alan Rodgers
Alan Rodgers

Pointy rage baby!! Lmao!!

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Fascist Potato
Fascist Potato

You seriously could've used "Take on me shitty fluted version" as the "5 years of fluting" background song

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dmxdxl
dmxdxl

I think Franco is in it cuz Danny made it in his clause that he had to have a buddy in it or he would walk XD....

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TheJollyKraut
TheJollyKraut

(11:31) No mention of the fact that there is no Queen who could have laid those eggs?

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K The XIII
K The XIII

Why is it when the Alien just came out and everyone getting hit by it they just blew to the other side of the planet.

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Paweł J
Paweł J

1 more sin: using XX century jamming guns in space. Literally there is scene with "my guns jammed!" After only few shoots! What the hell, it's end of XXI century.

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yashioman
yashioman

Wait why wasn’t it sinned when Daniels is hanging on a wire fighting the last alien?

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Gavin Chesley
Gavin Chesley

I nerd out hard on these movies but I love this Chanel

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What an Absolute Lad
What an Absolute Lad

Forgot about the fact that the alien facehugger was not on that guysvface long enough to to lay an egg inside that guy at the end in the ship

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Tempi Tempster
Tempi Tempster

You forgot two sins: Why was the facehugger able to inject the cells for a chestburster in mere minutes and why could the chestburster be born after a couple of seconds when both stages took several days in the first Alien movie?

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Jonathan Atkinson
Jonathan Atkinson

I love your commentary lol

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goji
goji

i will never stop bitching about this movie it is. it is so bad

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Gaurab Chatterjee
Gaurab Chatterjee

9:24 ".... Michael Fassbender playing with himself" .... I see what you did there.

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Stupid random Stuff
Stupid random Stuff

Whats the 2.0

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J2 C
J2 C

Um it's 5 years of fingering remember.. lol

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Robin Grogan
Robin Grogan

Mind you of all the slagging off about this film, how many actually think shit like the in-betweeners and the like are great films?

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R.N Lawbreaker
R.N Lawbreaker

Like three of these actually make sense

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Carlos Enriquez
Carlos Enriquez

I'm fine with the idea of suspending reality for entertainment but please. I got a diploma while high & drunk & basic BASIC logic & reason is not something I can suspend. These piss ass movie studios two bit writer's & 3rd rate directors are going to have to try harder.. I have to put down a litre of whiskey to make it through a movie these days they are do fucking juvenile.

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Carlos Enriquez
Carlos Enriquez

"Franco Flambea" some body needs to come with a dish just for this

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JaidenFan2007
JaidenFan2007

Oh look! SC is back!

Vor 18 Tage
Frankie2012channel
Frankie2012channel

This film was so MONUMENTALLY STUPID! I'm so angry at the idiocy of the script! :( What a waste of good actors and good effects!

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John Bonczek
John Bonczek

They are remaking Alien

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Keith Otter
Keith Otter

Please do AVP that movie sucks balls

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Øny_Artz _06
Øny_Artz _06

Alien: Covenant= Kong: Skull Island

Vor 18 Tage
Justgoforarun
Justgoforarun

Daniels doesn´t mind going into criosleep again even tho her husband just died a horrible death inside a chamber, no trauma about it at all, she is like fuck it!! i´ll go inside again hahahaha

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Stephanie Nicole
Stephanie Nicole

One of the worst things that Ridley did and Fox allowed him to do is try to put a movie out with one of the worst story lines ever. This is supposed to be a trilogy and yet their is NO character development. I didn't care anything for this people except for Daniels...and that's only because she is about to be butchered by David. They knew that they had a horrible story when they put out 4-5 different prologues. I shouldn't have to watch the prologues that aren't even in the movie to understand the new movie. There was just so many things that went wrong in this movie...its not even funny.

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Dreadnought 1
Dreadnought 1

its funny how they don't send synthetic or go onto a planet without space suits

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Terror TV
Terror TV

11:48 that's a protomorph

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Dr Oddfellow
Dr Oddfellow

12:04 You sure that's not Don't stop believin by Journey?

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Malk Avian
Malk Avian

As a thoroughbred Russian and a representative of the creators of the "ушанка"(ushanka) hat, which literally translates to "earflap", I have an answer. If you wear a real ушанка, there are strings to tie the flaps down, thus protecting thee from the cold winds of Vodkaland. If it's not that cold, you tie said flaps up and be all lordly. Alternatively, you leave them be and the flaps will just dangle about, providing you with that unruly stylish choice. ...And if you wear what they wore, the flaps are *utterly* fucking pointless. -__- So don't wear it. *Wear ушанка.*

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hippity hoppity
hippity hoppity

The only movie where magneto meet clone magneto on a planet years away from earth. Oh, and aliens are there

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JCglitchmaster
JCglitchmaster

this movie was so bad i stopped watching the film midway through. Every single character was so beyond stupid it made it completely unwatchable

Vor 19 Tage
canefrogfury
canefrogfury

My favourite Franco movie.

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dacel88
dacel88

9:47 they made the black liquid as a biochemical weapon to use against it's enemies...they also made humankind to test t his weapon on.

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T_mmy ;-/
T_mmy ;-/

I came for the chest burster part. Definition of stupidity/ being useless

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Lvl. 100 Boss
Lvl. 100 Boss

2:18 cowboy hat

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Heathcliff
Heathcliff

Most every sin and every comment is predicated on the thought that these highly trained space explorers should know better. My question though is...what evidence is there that these people are highly trained? The captain specifically says the "company" didn't want him leading the mission. AND they are supposed to be heading to a planet that has already been scanned and surveyed and deemed suitable. They're likely not military and probably had no extensive training if they had any at all. For all we know this whole project is funded by elon musks great great grandkid.

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Jacob Geshel
Jacob Geshel

If theres one thing that bothers me about both Prometheus and this movie, it's that despite being prequels, the technology in these movies seems far more advanced then what we see in Alien.

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biwas54321
biwas54321

why does your laugh sound robotic

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Hammond Voodoo
Hammond Voodoo

People should worry more about story-telling than beautiful pictures and all that technical stuff which seems to be more deflecting than anything. To be fair here, Covenant has more to offer than the flaws presented in this video. But I agree that some of it is obvious and painfully stupid. I'm still asking myself why one would ever set foot on a foreign planet without any precautions whatsoever. Also, why is it that there're fan fiction stories out there as well as a master piece of a video game (Alien Isolation) which are so much more exciting than the actual movies?

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Fabien L'amour
Fabien L'amour

Ha! Stop crying man. Do it yourself if you can.

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Ronald Ntale
Ronald Ntale

9:14 is the best part about this video

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Jouseph Rivera
Jouseph Rivera

I’ll do the fingering

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Derpy Gaming
Derpy Gaming

Hears my own.... EVERYTHING WRONG WITH CINEMASINS IN 5-9YEARS WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS SAY “In 20 Minutes or less” EVEN THOUGH YOU TAKE EVEN LONGER THATN THAT......

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Maxyshadow
Maxyshadow

As bad as Prometheus. Why? Why? Alien, Aliens and Alien 3 where so great movies.

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Danny Peculiarbleeps
Danny Peculiarbleeps

You skipped a couple: the death at 10:24 couldn't have produced a scream - not with a bite like that :)

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Dai Khairai
Dai Khairai

when playing a survival horror game, you know your playing against the duo of the director who is a CAST IRON DICK and want you dead and the Player characters and NPCs who are CAST IRON MORONS so honestly i think both in games and in cinema sins there needs to be a Self filling Suicidal Stupidity meter Stui-cidal meter once filled the character on screen will die

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Nova Sky
Nova Sky

I swear he made this film this bad just to get people to reconsider Prometheus

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Bigoun Big
Bigoun Big

:D

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Ernie Velveeta
Ernie Velveeta

One of the things that bug me is that the events of this movie take place before the first "Alien," yet "Mother" has a voice interface, when had to be done via keyboard in "Alien." This is worse than the ships in the Star Wars prequels looking better than those in the original trilogy, because at least you could make the argument that was due to the Republic having greater resources than the Rebel Alliance.

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Shannon S.
Shannon S.

God creates alien. Alien creates man. Man creates AI. Alien almost destroys man. Man destroys God. AI creates Xenomorph. AI destroys Aliens. Xenomorph destroys man. AI inherit the exoplanet.

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GREVER GAMING
GREVER GAMING

the blackones in this movie are called protomorphs

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DraKulis Cinematic Gaming
DraKulis Cinematic Gaming

a guilty pleasure nonetheless

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Jon dow
Jon dow

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Natalie Freeman
Natalie Freeman

Jon dow you have too much time on your hands

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Gerald Ford
Gerald Ford

Shoulda did resurrection

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Not Alfie
Not Alfie

The Alien fanbase has only itself to blame for this crapfest. They bitched about the lack of aliens in Prometheus, Ridley brought the alien back and now they're complaining about the lack of engineers. Ungrateful fans don't deserve good films.

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Savage Vlogs
Savage Vlogs

The video is 17 minutes long

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Dark Angel Gaming
Dark Angel Gaming

it ran because it was outnumbered and they werent gunless on the floor cornered by it

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Stephen Ritger
Stephen Ritger

The utter lack of common sense on the part of the so-called "scientists" was appalling. You are landing on an unknown planet with unknown life forms. There could be deadly microbes everywhere that your immune system would likely be helpless against. Anything less than full isolation from the environment (space suits, folks) would be ludicrous. This was a teen slasher flick in space. Glad I never paid 10 bucks to watch it in the theater.

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David Ortiz
David Ortiz

I thought everything wrong w/these latest Alien movies was Fassbender. He kills the movies w/his lame a*s Android who stupidly became a serial killer. This movie was just Prometheus again. Same carbon copy. Only lamer if that’s even possible. Just stop making these horrible movies & reboot, forget these movies even exist. It’s over. Again.

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unkleskratch
unkleskratch

what a disaster. Literally.

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Tony Lange
Tony Lange

the cgi was better in alien 3 and resurrection at least in those movies the special effects company tried harder

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Hawa Macalou
Hawa Macalou

Hilarious.

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Peaches
Peaches

James Franco needed to be in this movie. WTF Ridley Scott 🥺

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Mike Carlson
Mike Carlson

How do we know they didn’t land on a planet with a 20 second tide period?

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angamer0404 android
angamer0404 android

diferent font and color for the sin counter but not for the movie sin timer i know its different but is distracting 1 Sin

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Peter Smith
Peter Smith

No one mentions, John Denver? Shaw would listen to John Denver, Also were did the music come from, an ipod?

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Hero Stigmatize
Hero Stigmatize

the term "marbled marbles" deserves a standing ovation

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Brick 13
Brick 13

That was Awesome.....! 🎈

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Erik Hunt
Erik Hunt

Well James Franco probably didn’t get a more meaningful role because everyone is just going to die

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