Everything Wrong With Alien: Covenant In 16 Minutes Or Less

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    Remember Prometheus? This is like that, with even more disappointment. Sins all over the place.
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Brad
Brad

Was that......Jussie Smollett ?

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Abby Maddox
Abby Maddox

Watch #WynonnaEarp

Vor 3 Stunden
Car Painter 19
Car Painter 19

Why do alien and predator movies keep sucking ass?

Vor 13 Stunden
Traci Breland
Traci Breland

I can't believe it took me this long to find a video like this!! This answered all my questions. I thought I was being disrespectful to the writers by asking all these questions. But it shows this wasn't a greatly, put together movie like we were definitely hoping for.

Vor 18 Stunden
Eddie Brock
Eddie Brock

Is that Jussie Smollet? Add 10 more sins. I forgot he was in this and now I have another reason to hate it even more.

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discount morty
discount morty

no point backing left or right or back cos it will still get you

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Gabriel Sabourin
Gabriel Sabourin

"He did that to himself solely for the audience" Phahaha! So very true! You know, there are movies that kill franchises. And for Alien, "Prometheus" did it. "Covenant" was nothing but a death rattle.

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Gabriel Sabourin
Gabriel Sabourin

"Nobody has ears this clean" Hhahahahah! I didn't even notice at first but damn if it's not true hahah!

Vor 3 Tage
Charles Davis
Charles Davis

The people on this planet were not true engineers they were a hybrid mix of the engineers and whatever the native people of this world were The engineer's planet is far more advanced these people were primitive.Or the cheap budget thing.

Vor 3 Tage
wackomanx
wackomanx

AMEN on them waking up next to a habitable planet! I know it's for the film, but space is unfathomably big. When two galaxies merge into each other, like what will happen with Andromeda, most stars with their planets won't even realize it's happening because of the immense distance between stars.

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Jaben Betz
Jaben Betz

What about the sin of someone being impregnated by a face hugger within seconds of it attatching?

Vor 6 Tage
Andrew Ertle
Andrew Ertle

Haha, nice “Gattica” reference

Vor 6 Tage
Pia Dylan
Pia Dylan

but the new captain was lowkey highkey hot

Vor 6 Tage
Quinn Horan
Quinn Horan

I hate when someone's criticism on a movie is "that's so unlikely or unprobable, wtf". That's the point of a movie. You see the incredible. I'm not going to enjoy the likely or predictable

Vor 7 Tage
Tom Wilson
Tom Wilson

What about putting a sick bay completely not right beside the entrance? what's the use of a decontamination room where you have to walk half way through the ship to get to?

Vor 7 Tage
sherolled 27
sherolled 27

Cgi will never match up to puppets

Vor 8 Tage
Adi Bibosunoff
Adi Bibosunoff

sherolled 27 aliens here look literally cartoonish

Vor 7 Tage
siva kumar
siva kumar

Please please please please please 3 part

Vor 8 Tage
Ren Baker
Ren Baker

Probably the stupidest thing in this movie is the idea that a HELMET has more antennae gain than the spaceship itself and therefore picked up the John Denver song while on some kind of untethered jaunt outside a ship traveling close to lightspeed. Hmmm.

Vor 9 Tage
RG Media
RG Media

is this spaceship going to look dated, old, and crusty in 20 years?

Vor 9 Tage
a guy hey
a guy hey

terrible movie it's so bad, baddddddddd

Vor 11 Tage
Bede METHER
Bede METHER

in 17 minutes or more

Vor 12 Tage
Ian Dog
Ian Dog

They always seem to mess these movies up, its a shame because there is so much potential for a great horror/ thriller like the 2nd Aliens film with Sigourney Weaver, that was excellent

Vor 12 Tage
Predalien Xenley
Predalien Xenley

Also f all of you criticizing people that just hate to hate I'm so roasting you guys right now! F you guys then.

Vor 13 Tage
Predalien Xenley
Predalien Xenley

Hell like half of us give a shit about fast references that we even know about like my comment if you agree that this move was good 😊

Vor 13 Tage
NAGGER wassup
NAGGER wassup

16:30 cinema sins should have 10 sin points for missing the oppurtunity for a "hello my baby" joke

Vor 13 Tage
Stefan Pigford
Stefan Pigford

GD Android goes bad...

Vor 13 Tage
GuillotineStare
GuillotineStare

MAGA Country

Vor 14 Tage
Stefan Pigford
Stefan Pigford

NOTHING WRONG WITH IT..!!!! I LIKED THE MOVIE 😁😂 🤣!!!!!!

Vor 14 Tage
Dark Shadow Media TV
Dark Shadow Media TV

I'm sooooooo glad I didnt waste my bread on this grease fire smdh, how do u mess this up, its Aliens?!?!

Vor 15 Tage
Mgrzx3
Mgrzx3

Your job is so easy. And I'm so glad You do it so well.

Vor 15 Tage
Kevin Callwood
Kevin Callwood

47 meters down please

Vor 16 Tage
JAGExecutiveServicesInc
JAGExecutiveServicesInc

Ripley is nowhere in this movie

Vor 17 Tage
SupraNova
SupraNova

3:05🤣🤣

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Stefan Pigford
Stefan Pigford

This is a Android..but he .. HORNY...go figure....

Vor 17 Tage
Stefan Pigford
Stefan Pigford

Gahahaga 💝🇲🇾 LMFAO 😂 😂 gahahaga LMFAO hahahaha... L O V E IT...!!!!!!!!!!😎😍😄😃😀😙

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Anas Dynamite
Anas Dynamite

5:02 5:16 5:42 That's the exact thing came to my mind when I watched the movie.

Vor 17 Tage
Chris Perrien
Chris Perrien

"rage-baby" LOL

Vor 18 Tage
Billy Crook
Billy Crook

No mention of the dumb GoPro’s being used? Why would people living centuries in the future use camera technology from the 2010’s? Also the fact this was used in the Martian now just makes it look like that film is part of the alien franchise... please, no

Vor 18 Tage
Tom Arild
Tom Arild

What part of dead franchise do you not understand??

Vor 19 Tage
John Andrew O'Rourke
John Andrew O'Rourke

Any chance of doing an Everything Wrong With Michael Fassbender In so many Minutes Or Less?

Vor 20 Tage
Anthony Lloyd
Anthony Lloyd

This and Prometheus took major heat but I love em both! And holy shit, that's Jussie Smollet.

Vor 21 Tag
Chris H
Chris H

Did Smollet pay the Xenomorph to sneak up on him from behind?

Vor 21 Tag
Ahmed Agbabiaka
Ahmed Agbabiaka

this horrible movie should have waaay more sins

Vor 21 Tag
not so average girl
not so average girl

Also why the fuck did that stand-in captain just stand and watch the burning ship while the rest of the crew were fighting that neomorph like I get it's your wife in the ship BUT STILL UR THE GODDAMN CAPTAIN-

Vor 21 Tag
Doc Holliday
Doc Holliday

Where did the second Xenomorph came from in Alien: Covenant?

Vor 22 Tage
Technical
Technical

Jussie "Fake a racist hate crime and get away with it" smollet is in this movie? lol. I forget where does his character die in this movie. I want to watch it again, just for that.

Vor 22 Tage
BlackMask Gamer
BlackMask Gamer

I looked at the first 25 mins and I didn’t see any aliens. I stopped watching. Never finished this.

Vor 23 Tage
Joseph Lind
Joseph Lind

Using the last names to refer to people in the Alien series is a dually contextually correct, going all the way back to the first movie, when they used Ripley as the name they called her, and Ripley is her last name.

Vor 23 Tage
trojan
trojan

this one could have been a lot easier. everything worng with alien: covenant in 2h 3m or less and just show the movie and for every second it gets a movie sin

Vor 23 Tage
Klorgmak The Smasher
Klorgmak The Smasher

No he's the artificial slim shady.

Vor 24 Tage
Adanma Kanu
Adanma Kanu

With the brids sharez the loneliy of yous you sakes askes miss adanma elizabeth kanu miss

Vor 24 Tage
Adanma Kanu
Adanma Kanu

With the brids sharez the loneliy of yous you sakes askes miss adanma elizabeth kanu miss

Vor 24 Tage
iAm Tprice
iAm Tprice

😂 THE REAL SLIM SHADY..I AM DONE

Vor 25 Tage
товарищ Александр
товарищ Александр

Franco's cameo is just a "we want Franco in this film but he costs too much"

Vor 25 Tage
Want Some Candy
Want Some Candy

HTF does Danny McBride get theses roles

Vor 26 Tage
B-Did Diddy
B-Did Diddy

Should add some sins for hate crime hoaxer Jussie being in this

Vor 26 Tage
Frank Pitts
Frank Pitts

Upworth has cute little tits :)

Vor 27 Tage
Lori E Kramer
Lori E Kramer

These movies should've stopped at alien3 it's dead people stop bringing it back to life with cgi you're making It worse and worse disappointed.

Vor 28 Tage
Alex Mc
Alex Mc

9:15 hahahaha

Vor Monat
Thomas Moran
Thomas Moran

If an alien egg opens in front of you point your gun and shoot it to death

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poop
poop

14:49 "This is MAGA COUNTRY!"

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poop
poop

4:00 It was white Aliens wearing MAGA hats that killed everyone!

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Nik D
Nik D

This is the stupidiest worst movie that I have ever seen in my life. Congratulations to all that had the patience and stamina to watch it to the end.

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Amon Treloar
Amon Treloar

I’m just not sure how that baby alien that’s 15 seconds old can kill 2 adult woman that have knifes and guns.

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Alex Starman
Alex Starman

David did not changed himself into Walter, he just uploaded himself

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Afrika Korps rocketeer
Afrika Korps rocketeer

The idea for this movie was thought of on a freeway *That's where the accidents are...*

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Jesús Malverde
Jesús Malverde

That’s nasty man, a wax boulder came out of your ear? How do you even let them get that gross, I clean my ears every single day right after the shower, my ears are clean asf, I hardly ever get anything on the q-tips, so I’d say it’s pretty damn possible to have ears that clean

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JadaAleesha Dotcom
JadaAleesha Dotcom

Some of these sins aren't actually Sins...

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JadaAleesha Dotcom
JadaAleesha Dotcom

I''m sorry i prefer Prometheus

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The Jim Reaper™
The Jim Reaper™

@4:15 Holy shit is that Jussie Smollett? Who knew he'd be the biggest thing to have come out of this shit show of a movie... And not for his acting in film & TV roles, but for acting out his own personal hate crime, and paying 2 black dudes to allegedly racially attack him at 2am in Chicago during a Polar Vortex, whilst he gobbles on a foot long "Subway" 😂😂😂

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Thor Odinson
Thor Odinson

The problem with almost all science fiction films is that they disregard science. I suppose writers/directors/producers feel it would be too boring to see how true science would work. It's a very incremental and cautious discipline. As Dangerosu (see below) points out, why endanger a crew until a new planet has been examined long and carefully with droids? Why not expose yourself to the atmosphere if it seems breathable? Why not push/prod things and even touch them though they have never been examined? I suppose if you are making a sci-fi-horror film you have to cast aside a lot of logical thinking.

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Richard Deese
Richard Deese

One thing wrong with this movie - & it's predecessor - is that Ridley Scott keeps talking shit about how he's making these prequels because nobody else ever had his genius idea to explore where the xenomorphs came from (&/or who created them?) Only he keeps making these WITHOUT EXPLAINING THAT. It's just ever so slightly irritating. I don't believe him. Nobody believes him. Not even him. Please stop now. Thank you. | Yeah, the "Let's split up" crap is starting to make Star Trek's 'red-shirt dies so everybody knows there's danger & now we can just get on with it' trope seem really intelligent by comparison, isn't it? Yes, it is. Thank you. | David is Loki without magic... or humor. Stop it. Thank you. Bye. Rikki Tikki.

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Ryan Bat
Ryan Bat

Why take a chance on the android being Walter instead of David? They should have at the very least restrained him, but no, they just assume he's the good android not the evil one. This is something that I cannot accept any crew making such an unintelligent mistake like that. The ending of this movie made me so uspet and disappointed.

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Not Dave
Not Dave

I never understood why the CRYOpod turned into an incinerator. Seems like pretty bad design.

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batgurrl
batgurrl

David was just evil - stupid plot point

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matthew davis
matthew davis

Please Ridley Scott just stop!

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Marcus The Mad
Marcus The Mad

I always assumed David just stole Walter's body so that he could not only steal his upgrades but also impersonate him perfectly. Thats why he had the scar on his face, the clothes and his hand. It seems easier than everything you just said. They didn't show it, but they couldn't without spoiling the reveal. Or I could be wrong and he just did everything you said, in which case it would deserve the sins it got from it.

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José Higo
José Higo

Who noticed the flask used by the engineer on the start of Phometheus at 11:24 on the cave wall?

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II Brave II Fight The Band
II Brave II Fight The Band

"Is he the real slim shady?" Cinema sins Edit, this is gonna be my senior quote now

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Chuck Itall
Chuck Itall

your ending bit was the best part of that movie

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ShroudedWolf51
ShroudedWolf51

That is quite correct. If you trust in the imaginary best friend rather than logic and reason, you shouldn't be trusted as the leader. Or, a second in command. Or, at all.

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Evan K
Evan K

And now, this movie will be known for featuring Jussie Smollett before "the fall." Or maybe not. If we're lucky an even better Alien movie will help us to forget about it altogether.

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Kodakliv28
Kodakliv28

Can we just just appreciate the movie. I thought it was really well done, and CGI isn't that bad I've seen worse.

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Maximus Murphius
Maximus Murphius

Its just a shit film...RS been shit for ages how the fuck he gets away with it is unbelievable ..

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MC Chase
MC Chase

Michael Fassbender has a american accent.... HE IS FUCKING BRITISH!!! HE DID FINE IN INGLORIOUS BASTARDS!!

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Trent DeVlaminck
Trent DeVlaminck

When the baby alien crawls out of the guy's chest and he puts his hands in the air all I can think of is Rick and Morty " WHERE'S YOUR HANDS?"

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Cory Anthony
Cory Anthony

This was a good movie..untill the cgi Alien showed up..wish they would have did costumes like AVP and the first 2..

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J C
J C

This movie has that black guy, who wants special attention lmao.

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Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ

Only thing I liked about this movie was that the Aliens look cool.

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Sebastian Coronel
Sebastian Coronel

Still don't get that Engineers' stuff. In Prometheus they were badasses bent on wiping out their creation: humanity. But now they naively gather around an incoming ship, like early 20th century pacific islanders watching the arrival of an steamboat or an early plane, without wondering who the hell is onboard a military craft that disappeared 100 years ago, don't they have trasponders or something? We're talking about a hi-tech civilization that managed interstellar travel more than ONE MILLION YEARS AGO and came to Earth to create the Homo Sapiens. And how many Engineers are there? Just 3,000, after millions of years of existence, while their children (us) bred to reach 7billion? Finally Ridley left the big Engineers' riddle unsolved Why did they want to exterminate us ?

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Wesley Slippers
Wesley Slippers

Warning: contains J. Smollett

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Doug Quaid
Doug Quaid

Film contains Jussie Smollett = "10,000" sins.

Vor 2 Monate
FREE SIR
FREE SIR

Il do the fingering 😂

Vor 2 Monate
syntaxed2
syntaxed2

Covenant wasnt exactly good film watching...its only saving grace, or hope for the future, are two comments - "They tried to banish the wolf" and "I'll soon have my wolf". These comments imply that the engineers tried to "Banish/remove" something in the mutagen dna and David is just merely backpeddling their work to bring the wolf back in its full original form. All this confirms that: 1. The wolf existed before David 2. The mutagen(black goo) was derived or based on dna that either contained "the wolf" or was the wolf. - Hence their attempts to "banish" it". 3. The wolf existed before the engineers.....which then implies that the engineers are merely an introduction/subplot to a much grander story to come.

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Jim Garrity
Jim Garrity

this movie was a steaming turd... if I ever meet Ridley Scott I'm gonna kick him in the ding ding

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Killzone 35x
Killzone 35x

Would be funny if I knew what Ex machina was

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kevin henrique
kevin henrique

16:17 this is a good scene

Vor 2 Monate
PeaGyver
PeaGyver

Could have been one of the best scifi movies out there!! To many annoying stupid moments and a lack of continuity is why it failed. My intelligence felt assaulted. Ridley Scott seems to have some disconnect to what made his original creation great. I want a serious, scientific, dark and creepy Alien Movie with no dumb stupid characters or moments. I want HORROR!! Fuck the lighthearted bullshit characters like the biologist for one example. He made that character look so stupid!! Ridley might as well have thrown JarJar Binks in there for good measure! Everything was just 2 polished and pretty including the actors. In both Prometheus and Covenant the actors really looked and felt to much like these pretty Hollywood actors. I want characters myself and I think the majority of people can relate to. I want a Movie that makes me ask myself how fucking scary would it be if I was one of those characters or in that situation!! Ridley Scott is plainly not the genius he once used to be.

Vor 2 Monate
unkleskratch
unkleskratch

another stupidly embarrassing film

Vor 2 Monate
G1 Sunstreaker
G1 Sunstreaker

"David's marbled marbles".....hot shit that line killed me

Vor 2 Monate

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