Tim dillon

NAVEL STONES!!!!!

I've never used my disgust face more.

I can’t believe I saw my most favorite comedian ever get excited over some ahh I love 2021 much love Tom and Bert

I know this was before the capitol surge, but I still think the trump stuff is unfunny and SUPER irresponsible, it’s not even funny to make it worse. PEOPLE’S LIVES WERE LOST MAN! It’s nothing funny about that... he radicalized Americans. He’s a legit traitor... CUT THE SHIT OUT BERT

Bobby Lee and Ryan Sickler

Best revenge movie EVER is Salton Sea with Val Kilmer! check it out

Come to Australia and try and tell someone not to say "retard" 😂😂😂

Tim and ryan!

LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied

Smart Tim. This is under YMH

Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm

Best guess bear was LeeAnn

Tim Dillon

If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile

Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂

best is bert and push

Best guest was Bobby Lee

ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT

41:20 has Toms best expression ever

Law abiding citizen?

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN JESUS IM ANNOYED

It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.

leanne forsure

Naval stones! Lmfao

"It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50

Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second

Tim

Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar

I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.

https://youtu.be/tvHIc-6wTNA

Tim dillon was favorite guest host

Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie

Ryan sickler by far

"i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation

Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh

1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.

Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.

you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!

I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating

Bobby all the way

this made me feel rat ass

that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb

I hate bert.

Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.

Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler

How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.

Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs

I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens

Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af

Bobby lee

“I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.

Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.

Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee

As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂

At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL

Bobo

Bobby lee was the best best guest bear

The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!

Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear

1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen

So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.

This is how advertisements should be done

Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.

NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little

42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler

12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂

Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?

hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._

Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.

So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?

Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.

i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people

1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again

This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.

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bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv

Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.

I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time

Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.

I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."

Best guess 100% Ryan

LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!

Ryan sickler

The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip

Tie between Bobby & Tim

Sickler

Sickle cell

1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)

Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao

Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!

Bobby Lee

35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨

12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞

Ryan Sickler was the best

I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?

My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH

Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.

I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣