I was about to eat some food but then my parents told me they knew a kid who ate food who got attacked by a cat and now lives with a family of geese. Thanks, Steven.

HGAHAHAHAA

Ah I remember too when i was about to sleep when my mom told me when my cousin slept, the next day, he no longer breathe... .

@@thatmadlad5381 AYO WHAT?

@@thatmadlad5381 bruh what

Who's here before this blows up

😂 I loved when the Father walks in and says: “smells like minimum wage”😂

ok

Nguyen was triggered. Poor thing. I worked for minimum wage once, also walked to work 20 miles, on one foot covered in thumbtacks, downhill both ways[physics was not invented yet] my other foot was bankrupt from my failed business.

@@martinweiss2955 Ah you think YOU had it bad? Where I worked, we got lower wage than a guy working at MacDonald's. I had to work 100 miles WHILE doing homework at the same time with my right arm, my left arm was broken from fighting a grizzly bear. I walked all 100 miles on one foot, while my other foot was working at Canadian Tires. And I had to work EVERY DAY, no day off, no breaks to use bathroom, no breaks to eat lunch. I had to stand the whole time because sitting wasn't invented yet. And I uh, I did it when I was 5 >:).

@Mr. Regular  oh that seems stressful. My business was selling beaver pelts and meat on the QEW. This was before science existed so I had to invent the beaver by breeding cats with giant mice, birch bark and twine. I died twice by the black plague. Bathroom? Back then it was illegal to use a bathroom. I had to hire Lewis and Clark to direct me over the great lakes, where I swam 75 miles south into the United States, while being shot at with muskets.

@@martinweiss2955 um

One time my cousins and I used ALL the detergent by mistake. Our grandma locked us out of the house and said she'd called the chief crocodile and the crocodiles were on their way to eat us. I was three. #emotionaldamage

Oh, you were one of those kids from the crazy destructive toddler videos.

@@NickRoman It wasn't even my idea! But I was there and I didn't stop it

Man, I am WAY too nice to my kids, apparently 🤣

Very Effective!

Oh my fucking God🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is fucking fantastic 🤣🤣🤣

Steven neglected to mention one thing on the Example lesson: the ridiculous nature of your examples if you do them right might be so strong that your failure might raise an objection despite knowing it's a trap. This allows you to spring an "are you talking back to me?!" trap discussed in previous episodes of Failure Management or even use The Slipper to apply double or even triple the amount of E MO TIO NAL DA MAGE Essentially, it's a luring technique to set up a series of blows, rather than a standalone move if you use it properly.

Steven also forgot to mention the go to bed issue. In this scenario, you make your failure believe they messed up so bad, they want to just kill you and contemplate the ways to do so. This often gets paired with the "Stop crying or I will give you a reason to do so" and the Crying in silence.

@@NotJohnnyTamale fax

That is correct 😊

Asian dad spotted...

I've heard about this ancient technique. I believe it was referred to as the "Send them to Jesus!"

As an Indian, this is too relatable to be true 😂😂😂

No man it isn't

As a shenhe simp I like your profile picture

@@kunaldewangan2876 fr

Same. It’s almost as if he’s living in our walls with how relatable this is-

As a white boy with Asian parents I have dozens of emotion damage and this is very true, they had to walk up and down the hill, swim on land walk on water to go to school at my age

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@@stringfellowbalk2654 you wouldn't understand the lengths they had to go to have a decent education

Lol same as my parent but they tell other kid out there do as you said to go to school. They said...I'm lucky enough to get a good school, so my parent want me to get A+ to paid for their effort. Damn, i'm scared to swim on land😂

@@digiton115 another person to share my trauma with

Sorry I have to ask... how does a white person have Asian parents? What's your story?

As a man that doesn't have Asian parents, I can confirm that this is real.

HAHA

@@StevenHe lmao fr

yup

Yep

As someone who Does have Asian parents, I too can confirm that this is real.

"Smells like minimum wage" I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 its 10pm and everyone's asleep other then me watching Stevens videos I feel like I'm waking the whole street up 🤣🤣

That's My wife, lol, she goes to the spare bedroom on the other side of the apt and I can still hear her.

I love how this is getting to the point where its hard to tell if the father is an actual guy or just him

Yes

I had a Vietnamese friend growing up and I swear to God this is what it was like at his house. And when I visited my friend, it didn't matter if I was white, I got the same treatment as if I was part of the family. I still talk to my old friend to this day and he's got his own kids to torment now.

As a person who has a Asian parents, I can confirm this is 100% percent real.

Omg, yes! Cold water! I remember being a kid in the middle of summer and asking for a glass of cold water from my grandma. She asked me if I wanted to get pneumonia and die. Ah, good times.

"Who wont you have some HOT TEA?" Yes thank you :(

My greatgrandfather died like that. Working in the hot summer and drank cold water and got pneumonia. In those times it wasn't treatable in Romania, so he died 😔 left my great grandmother all alone.

@@quirogatnonerrat3214 So, parents telling useful things someday, huh?

@@quirogatnonerrat3214 Unless he inhaled the water I think he probably got the pneumonia from something else lol

Big congratulations to Steven's dad for being promoted from professional Asian Dad... to Professional Asian.

HAHAHAHAA

@@StevenHe then promoted to Drill Sergeant Professional Asian Dad First Class

@@MTF.TAU5..Bob. Haha! Then 5-star Brigadier General of Emotional Damage

I don’t care beast

Then promoted to just "Professional", next ". ".👍🏻

I feel like Steven would be the type of parent to tell their kid to pause the game.

His energy would seep into the game and get everyone else in the lobby to pause their games simultaneously out of fear.

@@MDLuffy1234YT maybe

Before Steven would even boot the game up, he would say something like “I knew this kid who played online games, that’s why he didn’t graduate law school”

@@HarrisonSmith-od3vl he would shame him for playing video games

As a fellow asian… this episode in particular was loaded with PTSD reminders. Thank you!!😢

this might seem a joke, but I have seen this IRL, and it is scary how accurate this is...

gaslighting, technique old as time existed in asian culture

You're killing it, Steven. My kid called you the emotion damage guy the other day, which is great because it's time to employ your parenting techniques. At 9, I think he'll understand enough for it to be effective.

I can watch the same skit over and over. Always laughing!! You truly deserve your own show!!

This is what they need to teach us in school. The discipline of Emotional Damage must last throughout adulthood!

This would be the advanced level

@@StevenHe ok

@@StevenHe I'm sorry, did I just hear you coining the term "failure-let"?

What floor is that building that the fear of getting wrecked by a car seemed feasable

@@chillinnn11 13th

How he does laundry is how I do laundry as a mom of two kiddos. I almost spit my coffee out laughing especially when he placed the entire Tide in the washer!

As an Asian I strongly confirm that this is real. The "cold water" related to 4"11 height at adult made me laugh so bad. When I was little I also received information as "You'll have giant worms growing in your stomach if you drink cold water."😂😂😂

We had you'll grow donkey ears if you drink coffee as a kid. Also growing hair on your tongue if you smoke. Donkey tail if you drink alcohol xD

@@zinc2zinc2 😂😂😂

I still remember the call from my dad as soon as I walked in from school like he knew exactly when we walked in the house. Would pick up the phone and get "the house better ve clean and laundry better be done by time I'm home" he didn't have to threaten anything because you knew if it wasn't done there would be hell to pay. Shit even my friends were scared of my dad , guy can look at you and send chills down your spine. He's softer now but it took over 30 years to break him even a little.

He's not softer, he's just getting you to let your guard down for maximum emotional damage.

I love how steven's dad just calls steven "your failure"

the remembering to unfreeze the chicken bit had me laughing at my desk 😂

As an IRL psychologist, I cannot tell you how many times EMOTIONAL DAMAGE pops into my head during sessions!

oh my hahahah the more I picture that the funnier it gets

@@StevenHe It's real! I have actually had to say emotional damage in session while forcing myself not to say it the way you do. Might make a good skit!

@@ac8844 "Why are you laughing? This has ruined my life"... Steven He is such a legend...oh oh shit sorry. You ever been told the tale of the Youtubes? :D

@@Fizz-Pop the struggle is real!

Bro that's your entire profession

This man can make us laugh in 3 minutes than most comedy movies in hours

I love how instead of turning the dryer back on Steven waved it around like a flag, blew on it, and used a hair dryer 😂😂 Thawing the chicken is still my favorite though. 😂

Love the "using logic to defeat all reasoning" reference ... so true in real life! 😅

I laughed so ridiculously hard at the subtle call back to a previous skit that involved defrosting chicken.

Steven is one of the few comedians I’ve seen that never gets stale to watch.

Your videos give me hope that sketch channels can still succeed. Your content is awesome man!!

I relate more and more with the father as this series goes on. All he wants is Steven to do a simple chore. What does Steven do? Steven does not do the chore and calls the disappointment of father emotional damage. PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE. You are become internet father, Steven. Teach us how to not be failures.

What a coincidence that he remembered the laundry after drinking the Emotional Damage drink. Added a nice touch of extra comedy in it

I don't know how I've slept on Steven He. I am literally in tears laughing from his content.

these emotional damage videos,so hilarious and relatable, the dad character genius, the video game ones also hilarious thank you for your humor

Steven He's dad should start a Masterclass in Failure Management. I would pay to learn the Art of Failure Punishing

I like that Steven’s dad doesn’t even bother referring to your child as a child and skips straight to failure

hahaaaaaa facts

Its because if your watching the video you already have a failure lol

IKR, Halo this is my failure he does calculus but is three BEAT THAT!

Failures must be referred to as 'failure' unless your parents are bragging about you to other family members.

Can we just appreciate how much effort they put into every video?

ikr

Congrats to Stevens dad because he became the best failure management professional in Asia.....congrats sir

I'm pretty sure everyone who did chores had to do this thing, with running around all the time .😂 My mom always says that I do chores to repay her for all that she does for me. Love you mom❤😂

You never fail to make us laugh. I even showed my dad your videos.

Did anybody else laugh so hard when the son said it's still wet In a very very weird manner

The part where steven thinks about all the tasks he was asked to do but forget the important one, it is so relatable.

He even remembered the chicken this time!

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Forgot to cook the rice tho

That always sucks. Do 5 things but forget the only thing they actually asked for us to to....and they always complain, instead of saying, "Oh, it's ok, you did enough today. Just take care of it tomorrow. Good work, son!", they say something like, "get out of my house, son, you're almost 40.". Ingrates!

Pro tip: Before laving, tell your failure NOT to do the chores when you get home act confused and say you did not do the chores and whoop him. It adds confusion and unfairness brings emotional damage.

"while you're there, you might as well practice" 🤣🤣 My mom would tell us stories about about how her cousin's cousin's dad's sister's nephew's son's brother's uncle's daughter's son did something and now he's dead. Her stories always end up with some huge consequence.

As an Asian Parent, can confirm…. Edit: Love how no one can sense the irony. Or maybe they do but don’t care 🤷‍♂️

Your story about sitting in the front room and getting hit by a car isn't completely far fetched. When I was a little kid, we lived at the top of a hill and the street that we lived on was shaped like an inverted horseshoe. One day an uncle was visiting and it started to rain. He asked my brother and I to go roll up his car windows (before power windows) and we did. While out at his car, I mistakenly released his emergency brake. My brother told me that it was a faster way to roll the windows up. The car started rolling with us in it, and we rolled into a house down the street and thru their brick wall into their front room. Thank God no one was injured. My father had to pay to repair the car and the house. Later after my parents divorced my mom told me part of the reason was the money that I cost my father. #emotionaldamage

Found you on Facebook. I've dealt with soooo many Asian parents in my life. You earned this subscription.

Whenever we feel like a failure, steven he brings us content for us to watch.

HAHAHAAA failures together STRONG

And then we KNOW we're a failure.

@@annainspain5176 COMMUNIST MODE YEAH BABY

@@Nudge01210 Lie down, Nurse will bring your meds soon.

@@StevenHe failures together failures

Lol as a parent I love your channel...helps me get things through to my child without screaming my lungs out..some things can be handled in peaceful emotional damage way...better this than a crazy mum who has lost sanity image Infront of the kid...gives them no opportunity to talk back lol..😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Thank you, My mom is now using these lessons very wisely. 🗿

My mom is half Japanese and still managed this effect. Very powerful.

These are hysterical! If I had kids I would absolutely use them! BTW, I love the nespresso machine and liquor in the shots ;)

Been with my partner for 8-ish years now and have known the family since middle school. His dad is straight outta Tibet and these videos are Too Accurate. The wildly unrealistic examples are his goddamn trademark and honestly as an adult I have grown to love hearing them because of their outlandish nature.

As an Asian teenager with Asian parents, I'm telling you guys, these are pretty dang accurate lol

Even though he looks like rick astley

Im so glad I'm white, wait that came off wrong...😳

Pretty normal

Agreed

It’s Not just Asians

The feeling of dread you feel when you hear the garage door open and you know you still have work to do. Nothing else compares

as a person with Brasilian Parents, this is too true. Idk how this travels halfway across the globe, but somehow it did and now I'm emotionally damaged

So very funny, love these. Really made my day. Thank you.

Last week my mother asked me to do laundry right before she went to work. The thing is she was so fast gone at that morning that I thought that she didnt have time to ask me anything and I did what my step dad asked me to do, but there was this lingering feeling that I forgot something. I went to the toilet at evening and saw the laundry basket...... "FUCK, NOW FAST COME OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT, I NEED TO DO THE LAUNDRY

This is addictive to watch😂 Please post more confusing expectation videos. You're nailing something here.

I’m glad I can make my day better by watching Steven He.

Fr

Already a Steven like

@@InvestmentIdea bro this is so convincing I swear to god!

You make my whole day by being here

@@StevenHe feelings mutual

This skit is still hilarious even after so many iterations on the same theme

Always a good day when Steven uploads, love your videos man keep it up (been watching for about a year almost)

you already know he gonna be the best father

Watched this sitting next to my Asian Mom, laughed obscenely loud. She immediately yelled "why you laughing!? Your face going to get stuck!" 😐🤣😰😭

It happened to me more times than I can count. I just ignore my Mom until she goes from warning with unrealistic stories to outright screaming NO!

Bro that panic of trying to get the chore done as fast as possible before you get in trouble is portrayed beautifully

Steven Не 🅥 I like how my notifications for this bot was the odd ones out, but has changed I suppose the owner of the channel forgot to change it

Me: hears my parents walking with heavy thudding footsteps right outside.... Also Me: i'm screwed

I do that every day

I will manage my failure like a professional thanks to these lessons

The confusion about whether you should do a chore or not is painfully relatable. As a kid who still lives with his asian parents, pure *emotional damage*

I love seeing your stereo typical asian parent videos. It reminds me of my late father who i miss so much.

I was doing algebra. My dad came in and told that his cousin did algebra so many times, that he memorised each and every question with answer. (I hate algebra. And my dad dumped some EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!! on my inability. That night i legit was crying bcuz of my inability to solve sums one grade above mine. This is the effect of emotional damage. It is relatable, and every time my parents do something like this my mind shouts EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! BTW, Steven, ifu readin' this, A+ grade for entertainment

Thanks to Steven for healing my Emotional Damage with his sense of humor

Fax

True

welcome to your therapy class hahah

@@StevenHe ok

@@StevenHe I love how you always pause every time you talk 😂

Cold water one is so true..My parents always tell us to drink warm water in any situation and discourages us with excuses when we drink cold water 😂

Rlly? My parents would NEVER let me drink warm water

Yes we have a spidey-sense when it comes to potential punishment Once when I was 15, I had done something (I don't remember what) and my teenage mind told me "your mom's gonna kill you" I remember sobbing hysterically as I sat down in my room with pen and paper. I wrote out my last will and testament. I really thought I was gonna die. It was terrifying. My Korean mother never came right out and told me I was a failure but it was implied in what was said. And it's one of those things that lives in the corner of your mind and messes with you for months. "What was she really trying to say? Was she saying...nah that's not what she was saying... But then again... Wait she didn't say... Or did she?!" I have proudly flunked out with my failure management non degree and enough significant emotional damage to become a non-functioning poorly adjusted former Asian child living in a cardboard box in the US working for minimum wage while my sister walked uphill both ways to school with her 30 lb backpack while playing her violin in the July sun as she sweated out the scent of failure while becoming Dr concert mistress BA PhD who is also the COO of Amazon before Amazon was a business.

The jug of laundry soap in the washer got me rolling 🤣

I'm white, but raised by my Grandparents... so much of your content resonates sooo much lol. Emotional damage!!

Everyone knows that Steven can never disappoint us, He even drank the Emotional Damage energy drink lol

It tastes awesome!

@@phycophykito it's made in china

@@parsah.davoodi7288 its not but ok

Was just drinking it too

This Energy is made with the Tears of the most emotinal broken and depressed Asian Childrens... Sorry my Fault, i mean Failures. Their Paine is so Delicious!

This could be a TV show in its own right 😂 How to cause emotional damage with Stevens dad

The passive aggressive parenting kills me 😭😂

I can't even watch this without losing it at the "Professional Asian" part. The rest is just a roller coaster of laughing.

I couldn’t stop laughing during this video it was so funny lol

Steven He never fails to show his humor to us

Very good impression

Bien

Wow

Nice

Nice amazing

I am dying of curiosity to know what Steven's dad is like and what he thinks of these videos

Wow, this was very helpful, I will from now on handle my FAILURE like a pro and give MAXIMUM emotional damage.

The bit where he tries to dry the still wet clothes...as a husband I feel that panic😂

That car door slam actually sends a chill down my spine

I don’t have Asian parents but I still felt this

The montages of Steven trying to do the chore, like the “ITS STILL WET” always kill me.

I can tell it's happened to you before

That one is EASY! You mostly unplug the dryer so that there is no electrical connection and the slightest bump will make the plug fall to the floor. "Must have been vibrations?!" - Hypothetically, of course. (/wink)

@@MonkeyJedi99 and then you get whooped because you didn't fix the dryer. 😂

@@NickyHendriks Yeah...

Beast 😈 x2 “Banger” sounds like “FAILURE” to me.

The hair dryer to dry clothes is great. Although you should tie/close all openings but one and point the hair dryer through one opening so the air fills the thing and dries it more efficiently since the hot air will pass through the fabric meaning you use the hair dryer less so less electricity is used

Heee never disappoints❤️

My friends are now suffering a lot of emotional damage because I keep implementing your ways Steven. But I believe they are not suffering for the reason you would want them to suffer

As a kid who lives in Bangkok, Yes, that's an Avengers level emotional damage.

I am a 74 year old Caucasian American male. Just celebrated 49 years married to my Chinese wife. Best wife in the world! But, yes, a lot of the points Steven makes in his comedy are correct. God bless, Steven!

When I was in high school, I became friends with a transfer student from HK.. Can confirm, this training is channeling his grandfather's spirit! That man's Failure Management (Emotional Damage) skills were on point... he was so skilled, even unassociated people 5 blocks away started to learn the piano! I still have flashbacks of the over the top stories. Like this one time I went to go get my friend so we could hang out with our friends, and his grandfather told this story of how he had to hunt white tigers, in the winter at night, while carrying multiple buckets of water for his small village from a river 15km away... and as a reward, he was allowed to stop at the local hardware store to work for money to buy the monthly sacks of rice for the family (which also had to be carried with everything else) To this day, I still feel like I'm not doing nearly enough for my family/friends whenever I want to go do something unproductive... lol

Hunting white tigers😂

@@StevenHe lol, yeah, I was impressed by his ability to always find a way to go just that little bit further :D He was a great man with a fantastic (and often sharp) sense of humor, and I think he'd love the work you do here!

Story time…

@@StevenHe emotional damage

I love this guy soo much ❤🤣 Always makes me laugh when watching his vids 😂😂

I'll say this: Steven's dad is a really good professor. He first was a dad now he is a professor, really proud of him :D

The fact that Steven said "Okay I won't" without adding the "forget" at the end is a life-ending mistake💀

Bro a huge fan of u ....u portray the situ in such a befitting manner it's brilliant plus relatable to watch...😂

I feel as though I can now confidently raise children with emotional damage 😀

"How to cause emotional damage, without even being in the room". This guy makes the best content ever!

Fax

You can feel the trauma behind these skits hahaha

@@StevenHe ok

Too true ha ha