Uma: Literally sings an entire song about her name Dylan: Urma or whatever her name is

she's gonna throw him out of the shop wdgbygf

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Facts

Well well well 😈

lolll

i love how dylan thinks that anyone who's not American is just trying an accent, like Harry, yet completely misses the people actually doing American accents, like Ben. Both actors are Scottish and Australian respectively

@GwynzyNoodles that’s such an oddly specific yet very intriguing fact

@GwynzyNoodles oof seriously? Whatre the odds

@SxmplyRaxvnclzw Fun fact: Mitchell Hope and Jin from Bts knew each other when Jin was studying in Australia. Idk how I know thet but it’s a cool fact tho

he bought the dude from the liar vampire movie was faking an accent too 😂

@SxmplyRaxvnclzw IKR when i found out i literally was so shocked lol

Yeah not only does Carlos have the best fashion sense, but he’s also the best dancer, at least in my opinion

I'm so sad he's gone he was my favorite character

Facts.

@KDsage123 Agreed

Makes sense considering Cameron Boyce was an actual dancer.

"i wish they were lesbians" fun fact: dove cameron, who plays mal actually wanted her character and evie to be in a relationshi[p but sadly disney is a coward

I heard in the book two of the villians are gay.

Aww man that would've been cool

@sHuT uP JeSpEr as much as I hate how slow they are moving I have to give them credit that they ~are~ moving to be more inclusive at all

aww i wish they’d done that 😢

Disney isn’t a coward, a lot of parents would have been pissed about it and they would have complained nonstop. Disney would lose a lot of money and it would cause a lot of controversy. Also in a lot of religions homosexuality isn’t allowed and Disney is being mindful of that

I propose that we do a reprise of chillin' like a villain, called chillin' like a Dylan

@Kendra McCarthy Dylan the Chillin Villain

The whole thing is how to diss movies

Chllin like a dylan woohoo chilling like....a Dylan 😌✋

Dylan is a villain and he's chillin

Dylan is a villain

"who put their fishing rod into that octopussy?" yes officer, this man right here.

Nah i laughed till i fell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

his child self actually did tho 😶

1. Finish your sentence Befor sayin " ohh That maleficinet Septer Isn't it

he looked so proud of himself XD

@kelby yeager oh nooo😂thank God my speaker was low, I was in the living room💀

I love that Chad just had the rule book on him....randomly like he was expecting someone to challenge the rules.

Chad is a chad. Yep

I did she was like thinking they were evil at or a dawn

Chad is a Karen lol

the "love triangle" between Uma, Mal and Ben is also a play on what Ursela did to Prince Eric after she turned into a human

Also; Ben fell in love with his captor just like his Mum did

Same with loni wanting to be on the team with the boys

@the emo sibling I’m sorry, did you just say the third one was better than the second one? The third one literally has a whole section of story missing and mostly makes no sense. Though I will say I love Hades’ song the most.

Damn, I never thought of that

oh damn

his hatred on doug is literally the best part of this movie commentary .

@ariana Thank you.. because I was like, who the hell is Doug 🤣 Dork Dork #1

dork dork #1

Dylan: "I know this is a children's movie" Also Dylan: "I need her to stab somebody"

The disappointment on Dylan's face when he saw what Ben actually looked like as a beast. Lol.

All I could see was how their hair looked exactly the same.

It just reminded me of Mason and his awful werewolf get up in Wizards of Waverly place (this was somehow worse though)

Dude. I was laughing so hard when I saw him, while my 7 yr old sister was amazed😂😂

I thought that was just him screaming🤭

Honestly, that was my face too when I saw that freaking beast

I love watching the joy leaving Dylan’s face when he sees doug

Me too it's funny

I like how Dylan was questioning why someone would have sex with Ursula as if he hasn’t repeatedly simped for her🥸

He jokes to hide the heartbreak

@Lilith Yeah… I know😶

that was the joke silly

You totally missed the opportunity to say “Instead of following her heart to evil, she follows her heart to Evie” at 14:58 and I’m sad

Personally, I prefer what he said instead.

me too, i was waiting for it 😂😂

Omg that's what i thought! And probably it's because Dylan didn't remember her name😂

at the end of the video dylan: “i guessed everything” rewind to when mal was talking to hades mal: “hey dad” dylan: “what.”

I WAS THINKING THAT LMAO, i was waiting for him to be shocked by it and it was so satisfying lol

The thing i hated the most about Descendants is that it became the Mal show. It was supposed to be about the Villain kids but they managed to give Mal center stage in not 1, not 2 but 3 movies! 3! Where it's all about her struggles. It's called Descendants not Malcendants

THISSSSSS

Badass it ugly

left

@Film Fangirls yeah that it true. The books are different from the movies and I could also see why people wanted to see more from the other 3 and not just mal

@Addy Grace to be fair I see why people would be annoyed. In the book it was about the 4 of them. Each chapter had a different POV and they had their own story and arc.

his hatred for the dwarf's son is absolutely everything

For real! Why did they do him like that? Long hair doesn’t look good on him, especially since his hair line is kinda far back

The guys don’t really have goals in this movie because they cut some scenes where they talked ab future and stuff cuz Cameron died and they thought it would be hard for the family to see that.

oh wow i didn’t know that. that’s actually rly nice of them

I really wish this wasn't a Disney Channel movie that was only intended to release on TV and that's it because as Dylan pointed out, having a little bit more edge could have really helped this trilogy. For example, the first movie, if directed by me, I would have dived into the backstory of the 4 teens who were given a chance and I would actually explore how these kids would adjust to this new world. Descendants 2 very briefly touched on what I'm about to explain with how Mal ran away back to the Isle of the Lost. Mal, Evie, Jay and Carlos are 4 kids who grew up on an island of chaos, misery, abuse and just having a terrible life in general. This lifestyle is all they've ever known and every kid on that island is under the assumption that this terrible life is all they ever will know. Suddenly changing everything for these kids would be hard to adjust to. In D2, Mal ran away back to her home at the Isle because she was overwhelmed, but she chose to return to a life of misery on the Isle because it's a familiar misery. I feel like Carlos should have had some sort of internal struggle about how he knows that his mother, Cruella was a terrible abusive mom but he misses her because despite being abusive, she was the only family he had. I hope this kind of concept this series had could actually be revisited but including the sort of dark storylines that made the animated Disney films work because old Disney films hid their dark stories with the animations and musical numbers.

@harper i have seen OUaT. From what I remember it kind of does what I was thinking but in a very different way than what I was thinking. The big examples being that Emma is an adult rather than a kid, and that Emma is the daughter of Snow White and Charming rather than being the daughter of one of the villains. I wish that Lilly (might be another name) character stayed around.

honestly, literally just watch once upon a time if u want that

I feel actually rly bad for the Audrey cause honestly everyone just forgets that the main girl litteraly just STOLE her boyfriend and her place as a queen. Idk it just bothers me a lot

The irony of him calling Uma “Erma” when she just sang the song “What’s my Name?” cracked me up 🤣

I always get it mixed with Uma Therman lmao

Icy Hot lmao right

I smell a reference

Lmaoo

Icy Hot 😂

I hate that he though Thomas was trying an accent when he is actually Scottish 🤣

@KotaToni nope, thomas is scottish and mitchell (ben) is australian

Doesn't thomas just have an austrailian accent and Mitchtell is Scottish?

IKR

"Oh how quickly the absentee father is forgiven" was such a raw line, Dylan lmao

OK, this is so old but that was my one pet peeve with this series. I feel like the third movie should've been the second and the second movie the third. It's just my opinion but it feels like Audrey being the villain would make more sense for the movie directly after she lost the crown rather than there being a whole other plot and then her just kind of coming back ya know? I think it would've been better for her to be super angry in the second movie and try to take over the kingdom and sending everyone to sleep and then after that where they like "fix" the relationship or forgive her but by then more time would have passed since Mal came to Auradon and her whole feeling out of place and wanting to return home arc would be better placed and her running off would feel more dramatic. On top of that, there would be an underlying tension in the friend group with Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos because of her earlier promise to open the barrier but then keeping it closed so they could debate whether they *really* wanted to go after her or if they thought she was superficial. And we could keep the same storyline because they would (eventually) come after her, but then ben gets kidnapped by Uma who wants the wand and all that but at the end instead of Uma staying evil they would realize they can actually all be good so they would open the barrier forever, Mal would fix her mistake to mend her friendships and get to see her dad again, ben would be saved, Uma would be loved and they would all live happily ever after. Idk like just my opinion like a whole year late lol.

I think the actress wasn‘t in the second movie because she had other commitments. That‘s why she didn‘t have a great arch.

also i wanted maleficent to come back at some point with hades, i didn’t want her to turn good i just wanted something to happen like she was a side villain or something. it’s so boring how she stays a lizard ngl

That 100% make sense. Audrey going for revenge right after her life got ruined actually sounds a little better

I kind of agree with that structure. Like it definitely seemed a little late for Audrey to suddenly get upset about losing Ben. I get it, he proposed to Mal, but it makes more sense for her to be upset right after losing him than after Ben and Mal have been dating a while. Also, they definitely could’ve made her a better villain. We could’ve had a sympathetic plot line where she talks about how much she cares about him and we see her heartbreak after being pushed to the side, then we see that pain move her to vengeance. Also, the “evil” stuff they had her do was so lame, they could’ve gone harder, even for a “kids movie”

I love how Dylan just loses all hope in the movie being good once the dog starts talking

Yeah I did too. But I watched it with a bunch of elementary kids when I worked in before and after school programs, so their joy was worth it I guess 😭😂

Dylan on every single commentary: possibility of murder and lesbian romance

Fear street

well mal is canonically pan

Now completed with; college scam

Because of him I can only see gay love stories in the straight ones and I hate it, because now I am mad everytime I see a straight one😂

And I agree

Dylan: “ It’s Mulans daughter, Mulan Rudge. “ EVERONE watching: 🤦‍♀️

At least figure out what he’s referencing before making your comment lmao

Not me

it's actually moulin rouge

"I'm ready for a disney lesbian princess" Disney: "say less" *Raya and the Last Dragon is created* Everyone who was hoping there'd be actual rep: NOOOOO

Thank god, finally someone who gets the idea of a God being captive on a island 🤦‍♀️ He’s one of the biggest Gods, King of the Underworld. And they are treating him like that really pissed me off. I mean, it’s his job to catch souls, he doesn’t do it willingly or for fun and they held him captive for that I guess 🙂

@Breanna Deal exactly. Hades is much more power

To be fair...the Disney version of Hades was pretty lame power wise...his plan was literally undone by a technicality. Scar murdered his brother, but Hades like...took some super strength away?

Uma: *Has a whole song about her name* Dylan: *Still forgets her name*

Descendants are one of those movies where I know they're bad and cringe a lot but I still enjoy them immensely. Also the songs are bangers and no one can convince me otherwise.

once i accidentally listened to the descendants 3 soundtrack and it was such a fucking bop that i just listened to all the songs

Like twilight 💀

@Tv crack promos And trailers xx That's definitely high up there, what's my name alone is a banger but Harry's part... dadd-

I swear that Harry’s part in what’s my name is the best but if the movie but I might be a bit Bias because Harry is hot but his voice is so good and with his accent

Stop don’t you dare to call them cringe

honestly, if I ever direct a movie, I'm gonna ask Dylan for critique on shots and scenes and shit bc he really knows what he's talking about

I love the way Harry was looking at Ben when he started to sing, it’s all “Dude, What the hell I’m trying to be a badass and you’re ruining it.”

Agree with his review. The second one is my favorite out of the 3 (Mostly because of villains and story: song balance) literally Audrey has the most powerful rock on a stick, and all she does is make people fall asleep.

I think the main thing that changed for Uma was that Celia, one of the kids she wanted to save, was in danger. Also in the books the story gets darker at some points and in the book for audrey's diary it showed that she really did love Ben and that with her family basically guilting and manipulating her to have the throne motivated her evil side

This trilogy would probably be really good if it were aimed at an older audience. A few deaths, some blood, real battle scenes and songs without the Disney censoring on the lyrics. It would be great.

Rose Russo exactly. They’re villains for crying out loud. Also they made Mal weak. She’s half god half evil fairy. If they made her stronger the fight scene with Audrey would’ve been more interesting.

In other words if Disney didn’t make it it’ll be really good.

You just described Once Upon A Time-

If you like that kind of stuff is you have Disney + it’s called once apon a time it’s aimed to older teens but it’s so good 100% recommended :)

Samuel Halligan a avengers descendants crossover

the water the girl sprayed on ben is like magic water from the lake that breaks any spell that’s why when ben went swimming in the first one the love spell broke

I love that when he did the Twilight marathon, he didn't believe that booboo Stewart was a real name. And the son of jafar is played by booboo Stewart

“They should be lesbians” THANK YOU, I THOUGT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THAT THOUGHT

Dylan: * *Who Put Their Fishingrod in that octopussy* * Me: * *realizing what he said* * Me: ...

14:57 would have been the perfect opportunity to say "instead of her following her heart to evil, she followed her heart to evie" and i can't believe you didn't say that

Fun Fact: In the first movie the love spell actually wore off at their first date in when he swam in the enchanted lake. In the third movie Jane hid in the enchanted lake so she couldn't be affect by Audrey's sleeping spell.

The delayed reaction dylan had to Hades being Mals dad was my brain trying to get through finals week lmao.

I like how me as a WLW didn’t even pick up on the possible lesbian tension between Mal and Evie but Dylan did and it just IMMEDIATELY set off my gay panic like 10 fold

I have only seen the first descendants movie, so watching this is even more funny coz Dylan’s reactions and being clueless as to what’s happening is just 👌🏻

mal and evie as lesbians I LOVE that the closest weve gotten is RAYA but they are cowards and still didnt specify it

And I’m luca he is not straight

There was supposed to be a 4th movie but because of Cameron’s death that’s not happenkng

amelooloo the new Disney movie “Raya and the last dragon”

@amelooloo Raya and the Last Dragon

whats raya?

"is that how women felt?" lmao yeah kinda, though its still disappointing to not see the male characters used at all because its always disappointing when there's no arc to character with a good amount of screen time.

Also again Carlos is clearly the best dancer, and still my favorite character

“He really has top end fashion in this” Well he is Cruella De Vil’s son and she was obsessed with fashion

Well he did say he was the opposite of his mother soooooooo

@Just a random theater nerd Evie could do makeup and Carlos would do wardrobe. Boom, power duo.

propogandalf omg that would’ve been so much better

@A Peanut On Hawaii this is unfortunately too accurate…

Good point

Yeah, no it’s clear from the way Carlos reacts to a lot of things in the movies that he was being abused by Cruella in a lot of ways.

Dylan, it was actually explained in the first movie that the love spell worked but got neutralized when Mal and Ben were on their first date because the water was an enchanted lake water, and thus it was useful in the third movie where Jane squirted it on Ben to reverse him back to a human form but still had adverse effects which was the beard and the sharp teeth

I love how we were all on the same page about wanting Evie and Mal to be in a relationship

37:42 "we haven't used the L word yet" but in 29:41 "i love you" ...did the writers just forget that plotline or???

I feel like the real reason Dylan bullies Ben about his knees so much is because deep down, he's insecure about his own knees

Nah

LMAOOO

I don't think anyone likes their own knees, tbh.

Yes

definitely

It makes sense for the guy saying "You work it girl" to Mal. Because that's the candle from Beauty And The Beast 🤣🤣

Honestly I was more invested in Mal and Evies friendship than Mal and Ben's "relationship"

literally every high school musical is about the same thing HSM: Gabriella has doubt about dating Troy. HSM2: Gabriella has doubt about dating Troy so she breaks up with him. HSM3:Gabriella moves to another school.

16:45 I think the love triangle is with harry, not uma 🤣 Harry definitely likes Ben 😂😂

I agree

I love how Dylan is so into strong independent woman

ever since you pointed out him dancing with knees, i catch it every time and it makes me die of laughter

Does anyone else think its hilarious how Dylan keeps on making fun of the nerd when Dylan and him look exactly alike

you know i also genuinely wanted to like audrey as the villain the first time i saw D3, but was deeply disappointed. I felt that there were a lot of missed opportunities with her character.

"I can't believe they did nothing with the male characters, is that how women feel?" Oh Dylan.

@Charlie Trelawney But they don't identify or actively fight as a feminist. Therefore they are not feminist. That's like people who are neutral with LGBTQ not being active supporters.

@Tiana Grey okay and what's wrong with that

@Tiana Grey They are not feminists. People who portray women as horrific, arrogant jerks are not feminists.

@Noory Korky i mean i know younger kids who watched it and they said the liked the 2nd movie

@Plz leave mealone yeah but you are assuming what kids like and don't a lot kids don't care about story they just want a good movie that's why it's a kid movie not a adult movie and just because other shows made for kids did story doesn't mean every story based show sorry movies has to have a good story cause it isn't targeting adults it's targeting kids

My favorite of the 3 films is the 2nd one. The first film didn't have enough songs in my opinion, the gaps between songs were too long and at times I forgot it was a musical. The 3rd film had the problem in reverse, too many songs, I feel like the story was rushed because of the number of songs there were. The 2nd film has enough songs so I remembered it was a musical but too many to take away from the actual story. Plus the songs are great, Chillin' Like A Villian is my personal favorite, Space Between is an incredible duet, and the rest are all great. The thing I don't like about the 2nd film though is that the McGuffin was the wand, again.

I’m pretty sure the love spell from the first movie did work, it’s just that the lake Ben swam in was the enchanted lake which lifted the spell prematurely (that lake is also where the water that turned Ben back human came from)

I just realized that ‘Jarlos’ is pretty similar to ‘Jarclose’.

Chilling like a vilain is such a great song and has an amazing choreography !!

I love how he’s being disgusted by Uma being a octopus when he told everyone he got turned on my Ursula when he was younger 💀

@Zara g IMHO, it would seem to me that lesbians are not the taboo in children's programming that they were in years past. I would simply be glad that there is no overt reference to sexual acts (basically keeping the romance just that; romance). The most sexual act any couple performs is kissing. Probably not the best idea to show kids who may still be at the "boys/girls have cooties" stage any more than kissing, hugging, and holding hands. Don't make mom and dad have to explain the birds and bees to a six year old, for instance. Not anti-LGBT specifically. Just age appropriate info about relationships.

Now this, children, is what we call character development.

@EVERYTHING NICKI MINAJ ikr

@Zara g Because they aint going to show two women or men kissing just look at Cyrus and tj we didn't even get a kiss scene 😤 from andimack

@Tay how are lesbians not okay for children?

Just to let u know Dylan, I don’t think that they knew the 3rd would be the last until they lost Cameron and didn’t think they could go on without him!

your frustration of these films, especially the 3rd one, genuinely makes me happy. 😆 i just discovered your videos a couple weeks ago and have been binging them like crazy cuz they put me in a good mood. thanks for making fun content and for being super cool. 💖

I will say the reason why the prince doesn't got c "Beast Mode" is because his father never had it originally (born with it) it was cursed onto him and then lost it when bell came through. But he does though have anger and controlling issues, which the prince does have, but that's why the prince is utterly useless...still I would think they'd teach him how to fight cause he's ya know the prince and the obviously have the tool and resources to do so so its their fault if he dies.🙄

I need this man to be a screenwriter asap, i will watch all of his movies

no one: not a soul: disney: *mals purple wig changing every movie*

Everyone hair changes actually.

@LifeIsBi TVLover Cam was the only one to dye his hair for any of the films

LifeIsBi TVLover There’s no way dove died her hair for the first movie, it was so obvious it was a bad wig

No she DIY her hair

@Luke Nance No, Dove and Cam and maybe Sofia (I'm not sure about her) dyed their hair for the first movie

So there’s descendants 4 coming. Can’t wait to see Dylan’s reaction to that. Also Julie and the phantoms is a musical tv series also directed by Kenny Ortega. I thought it was good. So the only thing that mainly got me through these movies was most the soundtrack. Dylan please make a cover of these movies I would love to see dark descendants 😂😂

THE PRIDE IN THIS MAN right after he said “who put that fish rod into that octop*ssy” is a prime example of WHY i watch him 😂

I haven't laughed so hard in ages! 😃💜

It would be nice to hear more of your final and overall thoughts at the end of the movie reaction videos, just a suggestion. Love your vids so much!!

The fact that Maleficent and Hades hooked up in this universe is so fucking insane.

beta I’m so mad that we never got to see daring x rosabella and raven x dexter fully set sail and be developed more

De Deb And the fact that Disney caused EAH to get cancelled when EAH is older than Descendants and was getting serious with the Darling becoming the charming that saves Apple and the plot twist that Daring was actually going to become the beast

Lol yes.

Natalie Dober Maybe but on Netflix it says “Netflix original” so IDK

@De Deb rightt

You didn't mention how the lizard was a different type than in first movie, which I was hoping you'd point out as well.

if the beast thing with Ben was broken because of the enchanted water, can't you just fill waterballoons with that and just yeet them at the statues and sleeping people?

Thank you for seeing how in love Mal and Evie are.

15:16 “I’m ready for a Disney lesbian princess” BITCH WE ALL ARE !

“I’m not surprised....but I’m still disappointed.” -Dylan 2020

😂😂the disappointment and disgust in his face

@awonuga damilola hell yeahh, I live in Canada now tho.

@iii_avxaxq xxx are you Nigerian? Your surname sounds Nigerian

@Kristian Alexis maaan people get so easily triggered in todays society its so annoying💀

@Kristian Alexis I needed that, thankyou

Wait until Dylan finds out the guy who plays Jay is also the guy who plays Seth in twilight

Who else thinks Dylan would be an awesome producer? | | V

Me thinking about how cute Mal and Evie would be as a couple: Dylan: "I wish they were lesbians"

Can we just talk about how Dylan said “but the spell didn’t work in the first one” but literally Ben talks about how the water gets rid of it…

“Do dress makers get paid that well in this world?” Dylan it’s a disney movie, princesses have like 3 different outfit wardrobe changes in a movie

I once owned an old book called "How to be a Princess". It said that a princess must have a different outfit for every activity, and never wear the same outfit twice... So yeah, lots of outfits. (I always thought it was Disney princesses but I'm now realizing it had Anastasia on the cover and she is not Disney)

Of course

And in Disney there's royalty

And dresses are expensive and with how many people in that kingdom

When dresses are your only outfit choice they be making a lot more than you think

The spell did work in the first movie because of the whole 'gold flecks in her eyes' and 'Did I mention' scenes, but when they went on the date and he jumped into the magic water the spell wore off. 😁

I always thought it didn't work because he was already in love with her but thanks for clearing that up

dylan is not chillin because he's not a villain

38:07 exactly at that moment my cat yawned perfectly in sync. I just choked on my own spit laughing

16:30 a kiss between gastons son and harry was cut from the movie. it was in the book and there’s even photos

Uma: *sings an entire song about her name* Dylan: Urma, or whatever her name was

@Erin Dorsey ikr

@SammyBear i don’t think that’s true, i just think he has a terrible memory and doesn’t pay attention to the songs lmao

@SammyBear or it he purposely said it wrong as a joke idk dhjsdh

Eh, it happens 😂😂

I know right

How does sealing the barrier solve the problem when Audrey was already in Auradon? The villain didn't come from the Isle, she came from the good kingdom, so how does sealing the barrier fix anything at all?

Okay, so these reactions were hilarious , however, I found myself cringing a lot at some comments because he's got a way of watching without paying attention and then making wrong points about things because he missed a part of the story (ex. enchanted water from the lake, barrier opening and closing etc. ). Like Dylan, you gotta watch stuff like a true nerd, hang onto details cause they are there for a reason. ;)

I watch the commentary partly JUST to see the reaction to the talking dog. I loved it and it just brings me such amusement that other adults hate it so much. I also wondered the same about Ursela. I paused the movie and was like WHAT.. WHY...WHAT...WHHHHHH." Your comment won.....the internet. That is the real accent of the actor who plays Hook's son, by the way. He's Scottish! :D' The spell wore off in the water he jumped in while roaring. P.S. Are you chillen like a villain, Dylan? >:D

I love how Dylan always wants a lesbian romance. I knew he was gonna say it as soon as Mel and Eve started singing together. 😂😂

Dylan: this is a kids movie Also Dylan: I haven’t seen a single person get stabbed

me: why is nobody dead

The only difference I can think of between those kids movies where people were stabbed is that those were animated movies and were shown in theatres. this is live action and was shown on the Disney channel so I think the guidelines change between those situations

Chokes...Tangled!

To be fair there are some kids films with stabbings.

@damrii 😂

descendants 3 actually makes me so upset. i loved descendants, like so much i watched it 22 times and the complete dumpster fire that was d3 is so upsetting. it's like they didn't even try which is so disappointing

I said this once again, I would love to see this man make a movie