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asif hossain
asif hossain

Yess

Vor 5 Stunden
Nonso Okonkwo
Nonso Okonkwo

I wonder how Men would make laws that would hurt and disadvantage them against women

Vor 3 Tage
Shaquille Myers
Shaquille Myers

Obviously abortion is wrong killing babies is never ok

Vor 3 Tage
KAL EL Krypton
KAL EL Krypton

My money my choice bitches!

Vor 3 Tage
Nmg Mrt
Nmg Mrt

I'm only seeing it lol

Vor 3 Tage
Jimmy
Jimmy

“It all depends on who I get pregnant” - every gop senators argument

Vor 3 Tage
Nikki Boy
Nikki Boy

Abortion is extreme hard-core baby murder .

Vor 3 Tage
AColonDashSix
AColonDashSix

Logic so pure a pot smoking stand up comedian can sum it up.

Vor 4 Tage
Alexander The Accursed
Alexander The Accursed

Not gonna lie he had us in the first half.

Vor 5 Tage
Chapo
Chapo

1:23 Asian dude in the audience is what my mother think I look like when I write lol

Vor 6 Tage
Lonely Ocean
Lonely Ocean

1:13 the laughs here are the real people who knew that the idiots in the audience got set up for a joke....

Vor 7 Tage
Neema Mlay
Neema Mlay

ITS HIS MONEY

Vor 7 Tage
ADrunkHomeles Guy
ADrunkHomeles Guy

Bunch of gold digging whores weren't so cheery by the end of the joke 🤣 also too stupid to know when they're being baited

Vor 7 Tage
firman abdaoe Sulaeman
firman abdaoe Sulaeman

"And if i'm wrong maybe we're wrong" Ah damn...he's good!!

Vor 7 Tage
Aidan Mbonu
Aidan Mbonu

What about the father of the baby who’s son they’re gonna kill he doesn’t get a say

Vor 8 Tage
Dennis M
Dennis M

If women had responsibility to match their power, every tax dollar that went to the welfare of children would be paid out of their pocket. The public school system would be entirely funded by women, children's healthcare would be entirely funded by women, etc. Women have the unilateral power to bring children into the world, but not unilateral responsibility. How is that justice?

Vor 8 Tage
Luke Carlin
Luke Carlin

he be simping

Vor 9 Tage
Piramidemental
Piramidemental

genio

Vor 11 Tage
panser spikes
panser spikes

Listen how silent the bitches got when he got the men's right in it eh haha

Vor 11 Tage
chaosXpert
chaosXpert

He's right

Vor 14 Tage
Cameron Whiting
Cameron Whiting

Nobody: Random person: WOOO

Vor 15 Tage
goodmaninabadtime117
goodmaninabadtime117

So white people in the north shouldn’t have had an opinion on slavery?

Vor 16 Tage
Jebalita BattleBush
Jebalita BattleBush

goodmaninabadtime117 oh stop crying it’s a joke you pussy grow a pair and stop taking it so serious

Vor 5 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

@goodmaninabadtime117 very well put

Vor 6 Tage
goodmaninabadtime117
goodmaninabadtime117

Titus Sassole It is the exact same. The point is that if you don’t have female genitalia you are supposed to shut up about something that is evil. You are not allowed an opinion. I call BS. Under that same argument only southern whites back in the day should have an opinion about owning slaves. After all the law of the land was the slaves are mine on and are on my property. Just like the baby is the mothers in her body. Evil is evil and I don’t need to be a woman to have an opinion. You don’t need to fit someone’s demographic to call evil evil. Murdering black predominantly black children is genocide and I don’t need to fit someone’s gender or racial profile to hold an opinion. And anyone that says I can’t have an opinion based on my color or sex is a racist and is discriminating. I like Dave Chapelle but it’s doesn’t mean I won’t call BS when I hear it.

Vor 13 Tage
Titus Sassole
Titus Sassole

Brah, where are you going with this? You're trying to compare something that may have some similarity to this topic, but that's NOT what this is about. This discussion is about abortion.

Vor 13 Tage
Comic Power
Comic Power

Dave can make ANYTHING funny. A comedic genius

Vor 17 Tage
saint of jesus Christ
saint of jesus Christ

well i care about what god thinks. and he thinks stopping a baby's potential is wrong. and i agree.

Vor 17 Tage
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asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

"well i care about what god thinks." -Your dumb ass says that, as if God is _real...._ "and he thinks stopping a baby's potential is wrong." -Nonsense. God killed tons of babies in the Bible, you ignorant fucking moron. "there are reasons God allows people to die" -Hitler has his reasons too, that doesn't make it right, or non-hypocritical. "We kill each other so why blame God?" -Because if God exists, and created us, then he is responsible for programming our behavior. You aren't that bright, are you? "God has placed it on my heart to give to you this gift. @XWwM sorry for making you wait this far." -Thank you for that gift! That was a great joke! I mean, to actually people who _don't_ have an invisible friend in the sky, are delusional, is just hilarious! ROFL!!!

Vor 10 Tage
Ebenezer
Ebenezer

@Oskar Holm Beuschel I was replying to the guy that said God wouldn't approve. Claiming God doesn't exist (which obviously can't be proven) is a weak counter argument. However if they believe in God they will also believe in the stuff God did in the bible.

Vor 12 Tage
Oskar Holm Beuschel
Oskar Holm Beuschel

@Ebenezer I was more or less referring to how a fictional character cannot kill people.

Vor 13 Tage
Ebenezer
Ebenezer

@Oskar Holm Beuschel loads of times. The old testament is largely God killing people. There was a time he summoned a couple of bears to maul 42 children for mocking a bald man.

Vor 13 Tage
saint of jesus Christ
saint of jesus Christ

@Ebenezer God has placed it on my heart to give to you this gift. https://youtu.be/ChWiZ3iXWwM sorry for making you wait this far.

Vor 13 Tage
Rod Martin, Jr.
Rod Martin, Jr.

Chappelle proves he's an idiot with this one. If you have a heart, you'll shut up on this one! Abortion is *_MURDER!_*

Vor 17 Tage
Jebalita BattleBush
Jebalita BattleBush

Rod Martin, Jr. oh grow a pair you whiny little pussy it’s a joke

Vor 5 Tage
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asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

@Marcelo Gomez "that you are killing a human life giving a fuck about their will to live" -They aren't sentient, they don't have wills to live or anything else. "they don't even get a grave they cell their body parts!" -So? " no respect there, these people don't have a soul" -Why do insentient biological masses, merit respect? I'm not aware that souls exist at all, so that doesn't mean squat.

Vor 6 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

@asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg that you are killing a human life giving a fuck about their will to live, they don't even get a grave they cell their body parts! no respect there, these people don't have a soul

Vor 6 Tage
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

@Marcelo Gomez "is a human life, you once were a fetus" -So? What does that have to do with abortion being right or wrong?

Vor 6 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

​@asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg is a human life, you once were a fetus

Vor 6 Tage
crimsoneyes419
crimsoneyes419

He’s right you know ☝🏻

Vor 18 Tage
John Whayne
John Whayne

...so for this genius plot of Chappelle( "my money /my choice" ) pro choice activists got crazy? 😂😂😂

Vor 19 Tage
Sydney Enger
Sydney Enger

He made a fair point tho.

Vor 19 Tage
John King
John King

Both decide and both pay. 1 decides and 1 pays. No can do 1 decides and 2 pay

Vor 20 Tage
Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

" Oooh shut up nigga" BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BIT! lmao

Vor 20 Tage
ThePokéShapeshifter
ThePokéShapeshifter

This kind of shit is funny, cause it’s so damned true XD keep doing what you do Dave

Vor 20 Tage
Bussin Nuts, Fuckin Butts
Bussin Nuts, Fuckin Butts

Idc what anyone says, if the father doesn't want to abort his kid, he deserves a say. It takes two to make it, if she doesn't want it, but the man does, then after 9 months give me the baby and fuck off. Just because you carry it doesn't make it solely your choice

Vor 22 Tage
Dennis M
Dennis M

@Oskar Holm Beuschel So I have to ask her everyday if she wants kids? How about this? Women can get abortions only with their partner's permission. If you want to have an abortion, just don't sleep with a man who's pro-life.

Vor 15 Tage
Oskar Holm Beuschel
Oskar Holm Beuschel

@Dennis M I'm pretty sure that nobody says yes to having a kid, and then the next day aborts it.

Vor 16 Tage
Dennis M
Dennis M

@Oskar Holm Beuschel That's like saying "If you don't want to be beaten, don't date a violent man." People change. People lie. Etc.

Vor 16 Tage
Oskar Holm Beuschel
Oskar Holm Beuschel

It does, childbirth and pregnancy ain't easy, and the father wants a kid, find a girl that also wants a kid, or fucking adopt.

Vor 17 Tage
ray lee
ray lee

Right to choose to murder a baby in the womb?

Vor 22 Tage
Någon Hemlig
Någon Hemlig

I don't care what a politician says my rights are. I would never abandon my child, and I would never abandon the woman carrying my child. But if a woman would kill my child, I would abandon her in a heartbeat.

Vor 22 Tage
E. Finch
E. Finch

This guy is a philosopher in the making

Vor 22 Tage
E. Finch
E. Finch

Dennis M George Carlin is the GOAT

Vor 16 Tage
Dennis M
Dennis M

Comedians are the only smart people in Hollywood.

Vor 18 Tage
Ricky Castle
Ricky Castle

It’s funny and I like Dave stance on abortion but still the ladies remember that part of the child’s body isn’t theirs either so it is fair For the father to be involved. But then again like you said if I’m wrong then we are wrong

Vor 24 Tage
No2villager
No2villager

Homie lifted women empowerment for a few moments.... just to choke slam that shit through a table WWF style lol

Vor 24 Tage
R. Alejandro Zegarra
R. Alejandro Zegarra

He brings up a great valid point.

Vor 24 Tage
Hans Hoerdemann
Hans Hoerdemann

A seminal explanation about why people shouldn't have sex if they don't want a baby!

Vor 25 Tage
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asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

@Marcelo Gomez "you are" -Wow, good comeback! Idiot.

Vor 6 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

@asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg you are

Vor 6 Tage
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

You're an idiot.

Vor 23 Tage
david jones
david jones

wrong, so wrong

Vor 25 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

why? just wrong on the part where he says that id you have a dick you don't have an opinion

Vor 6 Tage
Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

When a mother wants her child she calls it her baby. When a mother wants to abort her child she calls it a fetus. No one has ever been to a fetus shower.

Vor 26 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

so true

Vor 6 Tage
Mikaxo
Mikaxo

" if you got a dick you should shut up about abortion " I dislike this argument, men can care about their children. If I would got my girlfriend pregnant, I would be very happy, but also very upset if she decided to have an abortion and I could not prevent her.

Vor 26 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

​@Oskar Holm Beuschel So now that iv'e scientifically proved that human life starts at conception so a fetus is a human life and so to abort him or her is murder, this comes to a very basic moral stance which is, is murder wrong? So now you put your ideology that you've adopted and decided not to question it, I will prove whatever and you will keep denying it and changing the topic so you are useless and predictable.Life is never a choice you don't even get asked if you wanna come to life. I am the on who is fighting for women's rights because you know what? millions of women are aborted every year there are more deaths for abortions than for firearms these human beings are thrown away without having a voice nor an opportunity and they don't even get respect, these planned parenthood guys sell their body parts and don't even make them a grave they throw what's left after selling their organs and you know what this is all about money so keep promoting the murder of this innocent fighters that just wanna get out and live the prosperous life they deserve just as any human at their beginning, just like you and me just to show how much o a feminist you are. That way of thinking you have is detestable.

Vor 5 Tage
Oskar Holm Beuschel
Oskar Holm Beuschel

@Marcelo Gomez there is nothing scientific about whether or not we should have abortions, that's just your opinion, I believe abortions should be free and available for all, and sexual education should be increased, especially in states such as Alabama. Alabama cares so much about the fetus, until it's born, since they have the worst education in the US.

Vor 6 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

@Oskar Holm Beuschel First of all, I was 100% talking about humans and I specifically said HUMAN beings not animals, you are just changing the topic because you got nothing to say and guess what animals don't have abortions. I'm not began at all, and if someone said to me "who would you save, a human or a rat" I would a hundred percent say a human and that would apply with any animal because as humans we should do what's best for our kind just as animals do, of course we don't need to abuse of them i'm not saying that but just take what's necessary we all need animal protein.

Vor 6 Tage
Oskar Holm Beuschel
Oskar Holm Beuschel

@Marcelo Gomez life begins when the women lays eggs, and thousands of eggs are killed every month. Also with your whole speech on "life" you sound vegan, not all life is equal, that's why humans have more rights than animals, even though they are both living beings.

Vor 6 Tage
Marcelo Gomez
Marcelo Gomez

@Oskar Holm Beuschel if parents don't have the money to take care of a child, they first should't have sex. They can give the baby on adoption if they are so poor.

Vor 6 Tage
Sarang Sharma
Sarang Sharma

Point counterpoint point, nailed it cheppelle

Vor 27 Tage
Dennis M
Dennis M

Progressivism is the belief women who don't want to be mothers can't keep it in their pants long enough to save up for a 30 dollar bottle of pills, but men who don't want to be parents can keep it in their pants for their entire lives.

Vor 27 Tage
Rofi Islam
Rofi Islam

He played the audience like a fiddle

Vor 27 Tage
dave sports
dave sports

Hahaha all the woman were like "Yeah! Whoo!" Then..."wait what just happened..."

Vor 27 Tage
rhinoboy
rhinoboy

All them bitches cheering till the money talk stepped in....

Vor 28 Tage
L.U. Rehuher
L.U. Rehuher

Yup. you cannot have your cake and eat it too. "if you can kill it then i can abandon it" .bars.

Vor 28 Tage
Eric Spicer
Eric Spicer

As much as this is funny as shit he also makes some damn good points lol

Vor 28 Tage
Danny Han
Danny Han

Feminists be like: "my body my choice, men have no say in the matter." Also feminists: "it was the men's fault i got pregnant so they need to step up and pay for my abortion or pay for child support."

Vor 29 Tage
Big blue Button man
Big blue Button man

I know I already replied to this, but there really is no gender equality when it comes to kids between the man and the woman if a woman can abort a kid in the case of rape, but the man has to pay child support in the same exact situation... https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/talking-about-trauma/201902/when-male-rape-victims-are-accountable-child-support ...Even if they aren't actually "a man" (these victims were literally kids, not even teenagers). I found this at some point and it's so messed up...

Vor Stunde
Galuche1L1U
Galuche1L1U

Shiiiit I wouldn't mind paying if she gave me the choice of choosing between paying for child support or the abortion. I'd go with the cheapest option 100%.

Vor 2 Stunden
Big blue Button man
Big blue Button man

@Dennis M They both turn themselves into parents when they both consent to sex. It's that simple. If you only care about the mother in the equation...sure, you can claim you care about women. ...You don't care about gender equality, however...

Vor 18 Tage
Nelo Breeze
Nelo Breeze

FETUS DELETUS!!!

Vor 24 Tage
Dennis M
Dennis M

Men have sex, women are the victims of sex. People say "a man got her pregnant", then never say "she made him a father."

Vor 27 Tage
Muhammad Zubair
Muhammad Zubair

Its not about the man or women.. it's about the child.. men vs women is not the issue.. the child is.. so everyone is wrong..

Vor Monat
Budi Darmawan
Budi Darmawan

1:30 "If you can kill thid motherfucka, I can at least abandon him" Wiser words have never been said.

Vor Monat
cpgone
cpgone

Abortion is murder.. Straight up/ Its a human growing inside.. Not a dog or banana

Vor Monat
Oskar Holm Beuschel
Oskar Holm Beuschel

Isn't it also murder if it's a dog? What defines murder to you?

Vor 17 Tage
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asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

@cpgone What a Pro-life thing to say, you dumb fuck! LOL!

Vor 29 Tage
cpgone
cpgone

@asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg To bad your mom didnt see you as a choice

Vor 29 Tage
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

"Abortion is murder.." -Only in the minds of low IQ morons like yourself.

Vor Monat
PIKUTO ZHIMOMI
PIKUTO ZHIMOMI

So he basically hits his ankle with microphone when ever he is laughing hard

Vor Monat
Onyx Skull
Onyx Skull

The right way to put politics into a joke tbh

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patricia Bermudez
patricia Bermudez

Hahahaha 👏👏👏👏👏

Vor Monat
Ethereal Dweller
Ethereal Dweller

Ow.

Vor Monat
Témitope Obinna
Témitope Obinna

My money my choice 🤣🤣

Vor Monat
360 Whiplash Snapback Liptap
360 Whiplash Snapback Liptap

Now I ain't sayin' she a golddigger.

Vor Monat
Alex Alexander
Alex Alexander

women, the gentler sex

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Dick Fitswell
Dick Fitswell

19 million black babies murdered thanks to abortion. And the number keeps growing thanks to Planned Parenthood and Democrats. So if you want to know why the black population is stagnant when every other race is growing in America..... Go ask Planned Parenthood and the Democratic Party why?

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asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

"19 million black babies murdered thanks to abortion." -Only in the minds of low IQ morons like yourself, that don't even know what 'murder' means.

Vor Monat
chico necessary
chico necessary

Only a low life would say pro choice........

Vor Monat
Jasmine Braham
Jasmine Braham

I feel like men are not made aware that they can waive their parental rights. Like deadbeat @$$hole, just sign the paper at family court. The debate isn't so much about abortion, but who's in control.

Vor Monat
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

"I feel like men are not made aware that they can waive their parental rights." -Fathers can wave their obligations to pay child support??? Umm... no.

Vor Monat
Brett Kavanaugh
Brett Kavanaugh

This is what I have been screaming. I say if abortion is a womens choice then it is a mens choice too choose if he wants to support the child. I was labeled a fake women. Yes my poly cystic ovaries and DD are fake smh

Vor Monat
đenan Hajrovic
đenan Hajrovic

lol

Vor Monat
Paul _
Paul _

"Sticks and Stones," best comedy show ever. until democrats performance in 2020 elections

Vor Monat
Paul _
Paul _

don't make the man pay. you chose to pull your pants down. my money my choice

Vor Monat
Paul _
Paul _

right to choose to kill themselves but the child has a right to life. the mother and baby are not connected.

Vor Monat
Oskar Holm Beuschel
Oskar Holm Beuschel

Baby and fetus are not the same thing

Vor 17 Tage
Talim Palomino
Talim Palomino

At first I didn’t agree with him, but now my eyes have been opened

Vor Monat
The Mujin Windrusher
The Mujin Windrusher

This bait and switch was epic. Chappelle is a genius.

Vor Monat
m0nkey
m0nkey

More men should get vasectomies. I wish there were better, less drastic birth control options for men.

Vor Monat
Tim earl
Tim earl

Without child support I bet you women would not have a baby unless they could afford it which most can't and still have babies. The man getting played if it doesn't workout...

Vor Monat
Jerick Bonsilao
Jerick Bonsilao

Feminists: Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half...

Vor Monat
Bocay505
Bocay505

All them bitches pro abortion that don’t wear a condom are screaming woooooo.

Vor Monat
Kern Huerta
Kern Huerta

wowowo I love my son and I am grateful. but he does have a point. some woman just want the money.

Vor Monat
Rex Quite
Rex Quite

0:40 lol I just dont kill sorry

Vor Monat
xtremeo g
xtremeo g

If you can pay child support then you have kids if you dont pay then you dont have kids simple as that .

Vor Monat
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asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg

No, it's not that simple, as sometimes women want kids, and the man doesn't.

Vor Monat
Zoes Dada
Zoes Dada

You don't have the first clue

Vor Monat
Simple Jack
Simple Jack

Funniest acts have been the one containing hardest truths that public avert from. Whether its this masterpiece of Dave's or any other work by George Carlin, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock. ❤️

Vor Monat
Lebron James
Lebron James

I dont fully understand his last line "If I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong"..someone explain

Vor Monat
redninelowdog
redninelowdog

He's saying that if you think it's wrong for a father to abandon his own child, you should also think it's wrong for a mother to be allowed to have an abortion. Hence the phrase, "If I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong." If you don't think a father should have the right to abandon his own child in the form of not paying child support, then you shouldn't support a mother's right to abort either.

Vor 18 Tage
cyclesmoking
cyclesmoking

Perfect logic really. The woman chooses whether or not she wants to have the baby, because it’s her body. She can abort and the guy has no say in that matter. He might even be devastated if she chooses to abort. BUT, if she chooses to have the baby and he wanted the abortion, then it should at least be his choice to determine how involved he will be with the baby, if at all. “If you can kill this mother fucker, then I can at least abandon him.”

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