Dave Chapelle: The Reason Why Terrorists Won't take Black People As Hostages

Bizzaro MG
Bizzaro MG

**repeats quote from the video** **somehow gets 1K likes**

Vor 15 Tage
Love Life
Love Life

Malerin was a hoe yep haha

Vor 22 Tage
Love Life
Love Life

Whatchu talkin about ! Clinton had Cocaine parties

Vor 22 Tage
2dougla
2dougla

Dave is great. The title of this video is whack. It's a clickbait tactic. Which isn't too bad cause the video itself is crazy funny. However because of the title, the surprise factor of the whole punchline is gone. Idiots.

Vor 25 Tage
Dacia Jackson
Dacia Jackson

Not in the Trump era politics

Vor 25 Tage
Gustavo Paniza
Gustavo Paniza

"Stop sucking the embassador's dick" lmaooo

Vor Monat
Jim Rod
Jim Rod

Kennedy really fucked Monroe ? Lol

Vor Monat
Témitope Obinna
Témitope Obinna

Any NIGERIAN in the building thumbs up

Vor Monat
ATM
ATM

Such a good audience. Back when you could do comedy without offending every other person.

Vor Monat
Dee White
Dee White

This guy is brilliant. Greetings from New Zealand

Vor Monat
mi ma
mi ma

2020 😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao

Vor Monat
M C
M C

February 2020

Vor Monat
Brazilian WavEment
Brazilian WavEment

He can imitate white ppl to good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vor Monat
H0udst3r H0udwt3r
H0udst3r H0udwt3r

Back when he was funny

Vor 2 Monate
Michael
Michael

The baby bit was hilarious!

Vor 2 Monate
Tyson Time
Tyson Time

Love the guy. But probably the most racist comedian around. He even has his own white voice for a decade plus. Targets white people vs black people in every sketch he does, but no one bothers. Black face is condemned, but Chapelle can does white face without any repercussions. Robert Downey bagged for doing black face, but Wayans brothers do white chicks, not a single response. You see the irony here!

Vor 2 Monate
CBU2221990
CBU2221990

Back when Dave was really funny

Vor 2 Monate
S. Karma
S. Karma

4:20 and now Dave endorses Yang. Makes sense.

Vor 2 Monate
BOY BOY
BOY BOY

Wait... in the wash the dumbass kidnappers took mr wash as a hostage

Vor 2 Monate
Some Guy
Some Guy

ah the 90s, when people cared if presidents have class.

Vor 2 Monate
gkcoolway
gkcoolway

İ like to give a shoutout to ray-ray and big steve hahahhahah 😂😂😂😂

Vor 2 Monate
A Smelly Cardassian
A Smelly Cardassian

bitch, my family's here! Lol

Vor 2 Monate
and1 shoes
and1 shoes

😄😄😄😂😂😂😂

Vor 2 Monate
Angelica Wright
Angelica Wright

Is dave chap the dade from the proud family???

Vor 2 Monate
Kraken 77
Kraken 77

Its 2020 iran took over the US embassy and released the 5 black people who were inside

Vor 2 Monate
Winnie the Pootie Tang
Winnie the Pootie Tang

But... they do in places like Africa and pirates on the Gulf of Aden *flees comments*

Vor 2 Monate
Xnx Gaming
Xnx Gaming

"He was lookin' right in ma face" I spat my alcohol ALL over my computer...thanks Chappelle....

Vor 3 Monate
Mubarak Cadani
Mubarak Cadani

I'm bit surprised that this stand-up was 20 years ago.

Vor 3 Monate
Lebogang Legodi
Lebogang Legodi

“Come here little baby nigger...” Dave is just something else😂😂

Vor 3 Monate
Aahad D. Haque
Aahad D. Haque

2019, and still watching it today. Anyone else??

Vor 3 Monate
woodi moddy
woodi moddy

Outa him or Kevin I'll choose him everytime

Vor 3 Monate
Pong Padour
Pong Padour

He's the funniest stand up comedian to be honest

Vor 3 Monate
Mariano Freyre
Mariano Freyre

Vulgar.

Vor 4 Monate
Poppa Jacks
Poppa Jacks

2019 and still no black hostages.

Vor 4 Monate
A_Shred Gaming
A_Shred Gaming

Tell this to Boko Haram

Vor 4 Monate
Silver Man
Silver Man

That Nigerian thumbs up expression always gets me loooool

Vor 4 Monate
Sydney Cedric Matsheza
Sydney Cedric Matsheza

Mr president stop sucking the Ambassadors dick.......hahahahahahahaha #DEAD

Vor 4 Monate
Roo C
Roo C

Love and regards from India ❤️✌️🍻

Vor 4 Monate
Keshawn Thomas
Keshawn Thomas

They definitely cloned this man 🤷🤷💘😩

Vor 5 Monate
Senna Taylor
Senna Taylor

"He'd be in meetings embarrassing America" Lol, our current president doesn't even need a coke addiction to embarrass America. He does it completely sober and completely for free.

Vor 5 Monate
Rogemille Castillo
Rogemille Castillo

I need to clear this up for my 3:30 c'mon... Oh boy... 😂😂😂😂😂

Vor 5 Monate
surfitlive
surfitlive

He made fun of *racism, Terrorists, Middle Eastern people, Asians, Blacks, Whites, politicians, politics, male, female......babies.* But *no Alphabet people* .....they should be OUTRAGED he didn't include them!

Vor 5 Monate
Steve
Steve

Chapelle is comedy genius!!

Vor 5 Monate
George
George

what's this special called?

Vor 5 Monate
Delikanli67k
Delikanli67k

This is timeless Shit and before 9/11 Filmed in 1999. This is Genius.

Vor 5 Monate
Cozy
Cozy

2019 anyone?!?!

Vor 5 Monate
Iron Ballz
Iron Ballz

White People are Racially Libertarian...

Vor 5 Monate
Giraffe Guy
Giraffe Guy

Just a tad bit of a generalization.

Vor 5 Monate
Pancho Villa
Pancho Villa

In a plane 🤣

Vor 6 Monate
Squints McGee
Squints McGee

The Kennedy's were Democrats too that's something of an indicator isn't it

Vor 6 Monate
Squints McGee
Squints McGee

Eh it takes all kinds to be fair when a Republican gets caught its one of those fire and brimstone religious family values guys and he gets caught trying to hook up in an airport mens room which is funny as hell

Vor 6 Monate
vaguevoices
vaguevoices

That aint the takeaway here, it's that some men just are serial fornicators and believe me those can be found on both sides

Vor 6 Monate
rici sal
rici sal

A real shit

Vor 6 Monate
Ho Lee Fok
Ho Lee Fok

"bitch, my family is here"

Vor 6 Monate
Tipu Sensei
Tipu Sensei

This was one of the best standups in the history of standups

Vor 6 Monate
Jonas Mark Dejelo
Jonas Mark Dejelo

Came here after stickand stones. Damn! One of the greatest!

Vor 6 Monate
Quagmire
Quagmire

Anyone here after Sticks and Stones?

Vor 6 Monate
Shaun Mason Music
Shaun Mason Music

“Mrrr. Prrresident!! That is NOT how we do business here sir! Stop sucking the ambassadors’ dick.” “‘No let him finish. I will sign the treaty. There will be peace in Israel finally.” 🤣 Dave’s such a natural at this. What a comedic genius. 👏🏻

Vor 6 Monate
Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

Dave Chappelle is brilliant. You have to be smart as hell to be a as successful a stand up comedian he is

Vor 6 Monate
Yvonne D Cave
Yvonne D Cave

I'm just stuck on 2:20

Vor 6 Monate
Nojan
Nojan

This might be the funniest stand-up bits I've ever seen. Specially that hostage situation =))

Vor 6 Monate
Knowledge is Power
Knowledge is Power

Anyone watching on September 2019

Vor 6 Monate
A. N. F.
A. N. F.

December

Vor 3 Monate
Ork Trukk Drivah
Ork Trukk Drivah

Nov

Vor 4 Monate
Amartya Chakraborty
Amartya Chakraborty

Looks like chapelle was high...but what a show !!! Love from india 😂😂😂

Vor 6 Monate
Jankie Cruz
Jankie Cruz

The Clinton baby joke great 😂

Vor 7 Monate
Desire La Belle
Desire La Belle

Hhhhhh hilarious !!!

Vor 7 Monate
Metal Head
Metal Head

Remember when everybody know the definition of J O K E and no one offended. Yups that was the best time

Vor 7 Monate
sisbrawny
sisbrawny

Those pro Clinton jokes didn't really age well.

Vor 7 Monate
sisbrawny
sisbrawny

@Cary The Cesaro Mark I guess you haven't been keeping up with news about Epstein's island. I don't think you'll be calling him a good president after knowing this. Even what we do know, he was clearly a sleezebag.

Vor 7 Monate
Cary The Cesaro Mark
Cary The Cesaro Mark

Why so? Clinton was a good president

Vor 7 Monate
ATC SHABE PODCAST
ATC SHABE PODCAST

*"Dave!! I'm tryna tell you about fucking my wife in the ass and you're asking me all these personal questions"*

Vor 7 Monate
рg оg
рg оg

I miss times when talking about politics was rude.

Vor 7 Monate
Patdizo wrld
Patdizo wrld

DUMB THIS NIGGA WAS AWSOME

Vor 7 Monate
Greg Foles
Greg Foles

This was in 1999. Dave said we can't have a cokehead as President. ...You mean Trump got this way WITHOUT drugs?

Vor 7 Monate
Silver Man
Silver Man

You idiot

Vor 4 Monate
Boboiboy vs Ejen Ali
Boboiboy vs Ejen Ali

Is it weird than I'm not an American but still watched this shit?? 😂

Vor 7 Monate
Kindred Lebel
Kindred Lebel

Then you find out bill clinton is part of a sex trafficking ring.

Vor 7 Monate
Wicked Wicked
Wicked Wicked

2019

Vor 7 Monate
chris goodayle
chris goodayle

Funniest human being ever.Wish Dave Chapelle was president,the world would be laughing instead of being mad.

Vor 7 Monate
Mutombo
Mutombo

no liberals would be offended and riot. they are always mad

Vor 7 Monate
Candicelewinsky
Candicelewinsky

Dave Chapelle underrated

Vor 7 Monate
Jake Patton
Jake Patton

who’s here in 2019?

Vor 7 Monate
Marshall Lerumo
Marshall Lerumo

Juicy smooyay December 2019

Vor 3 Monate
Ntwenhle Nsindiso
Ntwenhle Nsindiso

It's 2019 I'm yet to see a black hostage 😂😂

Vor 7 Monate
X averius
X averius

And there was no peace in Israel after all. That's why people need to learn to deepthroat and tickle Dem balls😎

Vor 8 Monate
Sand Hanitizer
Sand Hanitizer

Come on, sign the treaty baby

Vor 8 Monate
𝔜𝔬𝔶𝔞𝔮𝔦𝔪 ℜ𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔜𝔄ℌ
𝔜𝔬𝔶𝔞𝔮𝔦𝔪 ℜ𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔜𝔄ℌ

Nobody ever talks about the 1979 hostage taking when Iran stormed the US embassy. Their were black hostages but the iranians let them go... thanks iran👋🏾✌🏾

Vor 8 Monate
Dawson Garret
Dawson Garret

If you ever got the chance watch Dave Chappelle's FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH. It's so funny you will poop all over yourself

Vor 8 Monate
Aashik Imran
Aashik Imran

Dont ask personal ques.. So i was fckng my wife in the ass..!! 🤣🤣🤣

Vor 8 Monate

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