Why did the Cowboys lose?

Because they're the Cowboys, it's what they do.

@Carlos You know he was like, shaggy.. wasn't me.

Jerry. Jones.

As Packers fan. Gotta blame Mike Mccarthy

Because they played a non-NFC East team.

"We can't lose this game, I talked too much trash." Oh, how we all can relate to that statement.

Not even a Cowboys fan, but I’ve been there for sure 😂

FACTS

Being a Cowboys fan born after 96 is like hearing great stories about a local town legend all your life but when you meet them they’re a drunk, washed up shell of their former self.

@Ryan Blanche The cowboys are still a better alltime franchise than all of those franchises the cowboys have a better alltime win percentage than all of them lead them in the head2head have more alltime wins than the pats, more conference titles than the Steelers and 49ers, more nfc titles than the Niners, more winning szns than all of them, more consecutive winning seasons and non-losing seasons than all of them, more playoff appearances than all of them, more playoff games played, more division titles than all of them except Pittsburgh, a better division win rate than all of them, and a lot more alltime categories that the cowboys lead those franchises in. These are only a tiny bit of the reasons why the Cowboys are the best nfl franchise of alltime.

@Prodigy CBY Even though the 49ers are tied with them, and the Steelers as well as Patriots have more rings ?

True, but the cowboys are still the best nfl franchise of alltime.

After Jones and Johnson’s feud, it was all downhill from there. Being born in 1995, I didn’t get to see any of their wins.

Yeah. And that's just Jerry Jones.

Being a Cowboys fan is a rollercoaster of emotions and this video perfectly conveys our overall experience rooting for them

True, you start down, and, no matter how high you go, you end up down where you started.

Agreed! I'm a Cowboy fan and I spend a butt-load of money on Pepto every football season.

The fact that this man can make an entire channel about the frustration felt as a cowboys fan speaks volumes about how much of a headache we suffer through EVERY year. Lol 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️☠️

If he would have ended the video with its always next year and not I'm done it would have been priceless lol

@Tamiko Turner was just about to say that raider nation baby

man try being a raiders fan lol this shit is stressful to

I am a transplanted Panther fan from NC living in San Antonio. I work around some die hard cowboy fans who talked endless crap all season constantly every conference call they shouted "lets go cowboys" to end the meetings. Loved getting on the conference call following this game all you heard were crickets and a few of them even ducked the meeting so they didn't have to deal with people asking them about another cowboys playoff loss. It was glorious.

As a 9er fan, living Dallas i'm sort of feeling sorry for them. How much more can they take. You should have been here the day after Philly beat NE in the Superbowl.. A rock bottom moment to be a Cowboy fan , it was like the ultimate ultimttum , which way do you want to go out .. a quick one to head or a slow burn. Do you want Patriots to tie you with 5 rings or Philly to get their ring and forever talk shi* until you win one lol. And the funny part is that they get their hopes up high the next year thinking it will be their year ever year with such a mediocre roster and Qb. 2nd best moment was the Tony Romo fumble against SEA, this might take it's place if not 3rd. As long as Dak is there , enjoy it . Once he's gone and they get a good QB , we may bite our words.... .. Nah !

You should have hosted the conference call and used Jimmy Johnson's phrase "How bout them Cowboys!" as the intro!

Just be happy that your team didn't lose to the Jags with a playoff berth on the line

Naw colts were worse. As a Niner fan I knew the girls were going to lose but losing to the jags with potential OPOY in their running back gets career year stripped by Trevor Lawrence and comp. That’s both funny and fucked up

I know it sucks but it happens more often then you will realize... how many teams have we seen over the years where all they needed to do is when one game against a really bad team..... but that's what they call it any giving Sunday that regardless if your opponent has a winning record or not... nothing is guaranteed in the NFL especially when it comes to winning...

Yup that’s sounds like Carson wentz for you

Just be happy your team didn’t go 4-13

"We can't lose, I talk too much trash for this."--Every. SINGLE. Cowboys fan in the DC/Metro area!

“Why do I give so much time of my life for this?” That one hit hard as a packers fan who watches his team close to February every year and never sees his team win

As I've told my Packer fan friends, you can't play the Bears in every game.

As a Saints fan, 2010-2020 had a lot of heartbreaking playoff losses. I just feel numb to it at this point

As an Eagles fan, I’m on my 10th watch of this. Never heard Scoot's voice go THAT hard on the words "clocked ball”. 😂😂😂

I feel your pain. I've been a fan since the Tom Landry days & I've never felt this way after a playoff loss. I have no hope for a different outcome in the years to come.

Everyone: "I feel like Zuerlein is gonna cost us this game with missed kicks. Ends up being the only player to play well. Go figure.

As someone who remembers Greg Zuerlein from his time on the Rams, it's odd to hear this statement. He was pretty reliable in LA especially during their 2019 Super Bowl season, earning the nickname "legatron" in the process (He only left due to cap issues and joined the Cowboys because of John Fassel).

Looks like I'll have to start saying "I feel like we will suck this year and play terrible"

Bryan anger

As a die-hard 'Skins fan, I never thought I'd have so much understanding for a Cowboys fan. I feel ya Bro.

Illegal use of empathy on a Division Opponent.

Thank you Cowboys, for making this an easier ending to the season, for an Eagles fan.

“Packers fans were right about McCarthy!” Now you see how frustrating it was for us watching him waste Rodgers’ talent all those years.

Ummm what's Rodgers done since in the playoffs. Yesterday he got bored out the playoffs.

“We can’t lose I talked too much trash for this” we have all felt that at some point in our lives

As a packer fan, it makes my heart happy knowing Jerry hired him and Dallas fans can experience what we have felt for over a decade :)

@INDRID COLD fun fact Dallas still hasn't been to a super bowl since Jimmy Johnson. Haven't appeared in the NFC title game since 95 to boot....Rodgers has at least 5 in that time frame lmfao

@INDRID COLD McCarthy was washed in the end. His play calling got stale and predictable in the end hence why he was fired

Fun fact: Aaron Rodgers hasn't sniffed a SB since McCarthy left.

Granted he helped you guys win in 2010, but yeah that was his one shining moment. I feel the 2022 season will be his last chance in Dallas

@callmecatalyst im doing just fine. Still better then Mike Mccarthy LMFAO

Was fun to watch the Cowboys choke again; whole NFC North knows McCarthy’s one of the worst coaches in the league and this team being about as disciplined as Bishop Sycamore is a direct reflection of that. Jerry will never hire a strong enough coach because he still wants to run the team.

@M.C.Martin Not QUITE true; Switzer won a Super Bowl. But since then…

Jerry is hell bent on proving to the NFL that it was him and not Jimmy Johnson. He hasn’t won anything sense

i feel like with the right motivation and the thing that had everyone's eyes directed at the cowboys they can do good but it's unfortunate what happened this season... hopes for the next?

*Fast forward to the start of next season* Cowboys fans: "THIS WILL BE OUR YEAR!"

In one of my comments, I almost said "There's always next year"...then came back to reality lol

As an Eagles fan, I wish we had a ScooterMagruder. Seems like it would make the losses more enjoyable somehow

My favorite part was when he said "nobody talk to me for 24 hours", knowing that Tom Grossi called him immediately after

@AlijahArmyReacts yeah he did and only took six days.

It's ok, Grossi joined Scooter, it's ok. #NinerGang #MinerNiner

@Jesus Flores that was great

@Nathaniel Duncan yes tom called after the game and

@Jesus Flores he did.

This game made my heart so full 🦅

As a 49ers fan, this was PERFECT! * Chef’s Kiss * 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!

😂😂😂😂 I love his melt down!! Exactly how we ALL felt!!

"PENALTY WILL BE THE DEATH OF US" Says alot about the NFL in general

“We can’t lose, I’ve talked too much trash for this.” For all the gripes we (in the rest of the NFL) have against you Cowboys fans, we can relate to your self-awareness.

lol Scooter's kind of a rare case on that count. 90% of this fanbase thinks every penalty was made up.

If only the rest of that fanbase were as self-aware as him, they wouldn’t be so hated.

Filipino Cowboys fan?

I'm a niners fan and that ending in the last 8 minutes had me on the edge of my seat. But in the end we got the dub

As a Washington fan, i can relate to pain of disappointment year after year. Only thing that made it feel a little ok was Eagles and Dallas losing same week :) Know what? we shall see y ou next year for more of the same! Love the videos man. Keep your chin up. At least Dallas has talent.

I'm never one to kick a man when he's down but his rant was everything 😂😂😂 damn scooter you was bout to cuss mom out l....just made my day wit that one💯

🤣🤣🤣 Thank You for sharing this!!! My DD & I were totally there too... Half those lines, we were Sooo there too! All the way down to those last seconds. We've seen them come back at the end... We had hope all the way till the end. 💔💙🏈 Maybe next yr.

The Cowboys have 4 playoff wins since 95. (4-11) In that same period Pittsburgh has 17, New England has 33, Green Bay has 19 Seattle has 14, Philly has 14, NYG have 10, Jacksonville has 7, and Carolina has 9 just to name a few. The only teams with less playoff wins since 1995 is Detroit, Washington, Buffalo (currently at 3, but could tie with a win this week), Miami, Cincy, Cleveland, and Chicago. That's pathetic.

@Isaac Torres keep losing in playoffs and going won and done mean nothing right ..lol..

True, but who is your team? The cowboys have 7 playoff wins since '95 btw. And half of those games were because of the refs. 2006 against Seattle there was baby oil on the ball. 2014 dez caught it. 2016 the packers olineman blantantly obviously tackled our dlineman. In 2022 their was one bad call and then of course the ref not running fast enough because he knows he has to be their, but instead he started running only when dak went down, instead he should've been running near dak knowing dak would've given him the ball and dallas would've had time to spike it. And there are much more. However, even through dallas's recent playoff "drought" the cowboys are still the best nfl franchise of alltime.

@Sam Maluth They have 13 including this year and also have 2 Super Bowl appearances.

@M.C.Martin It does not stand correct. Yes they won the Super Bowl in 96 for the 95 season. The win in Dec 96 was for the 96 season, so they have 4 playoff wins since 95. They have 4 playoff wins since their last Super Bowl.

@Sam Maluth About 12, no more than 14

“We can’t lose this game, I talked too much trash” 😂

Scooter nails it to the bitter end. Come for the humor, feel the pathos, and stay for the ending rant - boy, does he speak for Cowboy Nation.... the laptop closes...

Absolutely brilliant. Helps us to experience an accurate description of tragic ride of a winner that loves to lose. A true modern tale of twisted fate. Sorry boys.

5:27 You can't invest too much into the Cowboys. Jerrah built the team to make waves in the regular season. I couldn't get excited at all this year because I have seen this ending too many times.

As an Eagles fan I literally spat my water out as soon as he said: “Is this how Eagles fans felt earlier? Cause this is getting ridiculous!” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Bruh. Im still dying! Bahaahahaha

@tosha martin don’t matter y’all are watching the SB from the couch just like the Eagles. I thought this was your guys’s year tho?

@Sneersh PREACH!!! We were realistic about our season lol! Fly, Eagles Fly!!!

Philly born and raised here too bro! What happened to the Cowgirls took the sting off the surprising Eagles loss. When you look at it , the Eagles season was equal to the cowgirls season. 💯

@Kenny Benz Collection Eli Manning owns Tom Brady

Your content is hilarious bro I'm a huge cowboys fan and I can honestly say this was half my family and friends that day 😂 keep up the good and stay blessed you and your loved ones 🙏

“Why do I give them so much time of my life” I felt that

As a Bengals fans I whole heartedly emphasize with this 😂 But look on the bright side, if we can do it ya'll can to!

Any time Jerry Jones and Co. take one on the chin I'm happy. This video ran through a laundry list of emotions. I was dying 🤣😂😂🤣🤣

As a 49ers fan I had about 3 heart attacks in the final 5 minutes alone…great video, made me laugh

@aaronbeatdown  They just want him to play so he (hopefully) does well and the 49ers get more for him in Trade offers. If he was actually hurt Trey would be playing. I think the reports of his injuries are vastly overstated.

I did as well including obtaining more grey hairs in my beard. This game was definitely one for the ages! I glad the Niners held on... Someone pass the message along to Jimmy G and let him know it's okay to THROW THE BALL AWAY when no one is open... Stop forcing the ball like that...

Right Jimmy G-string almost Jimmy G-stringed it 😆

@R R ya and we smiled when the Giants(SF) tortured us?!?! Football isn't as joyful I guess if you don't win the way the fans want you to. I don't care if Jimmy does his best Joe Montana and throws 3 interceptions as long as we win....like Joe Montana!

This means you at least respected us.

Life long Cowboys fan and grew up in Dallas. Before game I texted my Dad "24-13 Niners, Dak struggles and too many penalties". The only thing I got wrong was five points. SMH.

Cowboy fan to Cowboy fans in the final 5 minutes: “everyone calm down. Jerry took care of the refs. We got this. Have you been listening to Tony? He knows. We’ve got this.” Cowboy fan to Cowboy fans the final 10 seconds: “how the hell is a team in the heart of Texas in the NFC East?”

I.....this is too accurate

Man I’m a Niners fan and I was sooo happy we beat y’all. Y’all Cowboys fans talked so much shit on my Facebook page. Then went quiet when the game was over. Lmao. I loved it.

As a packer fan, I feel your pain with McCarthy. 4th n 5+, McCarthy: "let's go for it," End result: turnover on downs. 4th and 1, McCarthy let's just punt.

That quiet, dejected, defeated, exhausted "I'm done" at the end is what finally got me to laugh One day Scooter, one day the Cowboys might win a playoff game

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's for every year they have failed

We won one 3 years ago.

But Scooter will be 176 years old and on his 4th Cyber Heart Replacement by then....

@Marcus Mariota Montana ay congrats man. Who would have though we were beatable in the playoffs.

Penalties and time management were an issue throughout the season, giving the other team extra chances. In a playoff game, those kinds of mistakes are the difference between being one of the best teams and being out after 1 game. Disciple and preparation can fix those 2 issues if they acknowledge that was their weakness and work on it. (Cowboys fan)

I'm a Niners fan so I know how you feel, I've been a fan since 1980 so I've been through the Montana / Young years so the past couple of decades I know exactly how you feel usually it's SF that's going out early. Sorry for your loss.

Bears fan here, and I can totally relate. This captures the ups and downs of being a fan.No one contact me for the next 48 hours!

As an Eagles fan, at least the Cowboys gave us something to cheer for.

The worst part of the game was seeing Gould consistently hit 50+ yarders. Must be nice…

@Doug Sky Le my favorite moment in sports was going to a giants vs eagles game and sitting a couple rows up from Akers practicing. We yelled and heckled him all game and he missed 3 kicks, it felt amazing.

the dome definitely helped. thanks jerry’s world

@peg wolfe blame Ryan Pace, the guy was professional idiot. With the whole double doink thing, made me miss him

Us Niner fans like to call him the Goulden toe

Funny stuff! It's like you had a window in my home watching me watch that trash-game. That. Was. Painful. When it was over, I shut off the TV and went to the beach with my family immediately to stop myself from doing something I might regret. It took me 3 days before I could watch the post game interviews.

I know there were a lot of factors for why the Cowboys lost - including some poor coaching decisions and let downs by everyone - but the biggest reason for me was the very poor Offensive Line play. 49ers D had their way and took Dak out of his game too many times.

They ran the score up on the Eagles secondary to keep the momentum going. So as an Eagles fan this brought me the ultimate satisfaction!

As a 49ers fan, I was waiting for this. :) Jokes aside, I'm a huge fan of you, Scooter.

As a wise man said: "Remember when in spider man the clock tower collapsed. Still better clock management than Mike McCarthy."

@Matt Keller stay supporting matt ryan lmao

@Robert Rieger lol you don't know football half as well as you think you do and it's pathetic that you are actually doubling down on coaches having less responsibility than a QB. Especially the OC at the time that called plays in late and didnt allow for audibles. This conversation is done stay ignorant

@Matt Keller the QB is more responsible for team success. Tell me how he isn't. Its about the players on the field, all the coaches do is get them prepared for the moment. Tell me when Matt Ryan can lead his team to another playoff appearance. From what ive seen shanahan has had FAR more success in this league than Ryan ever had or will. Shanahan made Matt Ryan and thats just that.

@Matt Keller 28-3. Ryan is the man under center. Where is matt ryan now without kyle shanahan's offense? Dude is a bottom feeder in the NFC south while shanahan just pulled off an upset against a contending cowbiys team on the road. You can cut excuses for ryan all day, but in the end he choked at the biggest moment of his career.

As a Washington fan....if we can't be happy. The Cowboys can't either!

As a 9ers fan I love the Cowboys tears!

We share pain! As a Vikings fan, I don't think I will ever see them win a super bowl, let alone be in one. All I gotta say is at least the cowboys have some trophies.

💚🦅💚Love my EAGLES…😂You had me dying!! 😂

Greg didn't even have the chance to disappoint us. The rest of the team did it for him

Lol true

I love how the Eagles fan calls to talk trash, despite losing earlier in the day. That's exactly how we felt in Philly.

We wearnt a "superbowl contender" though we wearnt even supposed to be in the playoffs

As a Life long Cowboys fan you are spot on😂

A bunch of these videos have been great. This is my favorite because I feel like we got more of a play by play.

Seen this a few times now I just enjoy the accuracy of this. Go niners bring on the packers

Yep, as a Packers fan, that was definitely a McCarthy coached playoff game

@Aiden Walter aged horribly lol

@John McKittrick this aged poorly

@John McKittrick heard this many times before

But the coaches don't actually play. Cowboys players are trash no doubt.

@Talezassian it took McCarthy having Rodgers and the number 2 scoring defense to win. A good coach would have had multiple rings with that roster

"Must be nice to have a competent kicker" was my favorite one as a Niners fan we wouldnt have won if it wasnt for Gould Rush

Give Robbie everything! Epic! In lambeau too, Gould rush

That's exactly how I was feeling with my Steelers

“Don’t talk to me for 24 hours!” The accuracy 😂

I am a Bills fan....not a Cowboys fan, but I can so so relate. Plus, your videos are put together so well, I love it.

Dude, as a diehard Cowboys fan from way back, this loss, and every other loss, kicked my ass. I have to say after watching this video and laughing my ass off, I actually feel better. Thanks. You should be in movies. Great stuff.

Same sentiments here John! Diehard Cowboys fan since I was nine years old and we got our first TV set. Had to adjust the rabbit ears to get the picture to come in on one of four channels that we could receive. To give time frame: Tom Landry was head coach and Roger Staubach was quarterback.

49ers! 🧿🧿 👄

@Falcon fluffy who. cares

Your $75M yr QB isn’t aware youre suppose to hand ball to ref, coulda saved 2 secs.

You have to be one of the GREATEST story tellers EVER! Bless your heart… I knew the end, but still had hope! Smh…Seriously it was like watching and hoping Charlie Brown would pick a better tree… Same thing over and over. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 I’m a Washington fan, but From my divided house to yours… maybe next year. ❤️🙏🏾😊

Being a Cowboys fan is hard… Also, I clearly remember the last time I was this disappointed - the infamous Dez Bryant non-catch against the Packers…

My Dad has been a Cowboys fan his whole life so he’s used to the Cowboys disappointed him 😔 But he stopped watching the game at halftime I think since they did so good earlier this season he had hope.

Glad I'm not the only one that gets too emotionally invested in football games 😅 I always try to prepare myself everytime Jimmy G throws the ball and pray it's not an interception or a shitty incomplete pass

Scooter is on another level with the comedy....😂😂😂💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

I love the bi-annual playoff loss by the Cowboys. You can bet on it almost like clockwork. Dallas won’t win until Jerry gets a football mind/person running the team. So basically never again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sooo the WFT’s last playoff run was against the greatest quarterback of all time and we almost won This was one of my favorite games to watch of the year so thanks for that

I called it, my brother was talking trash bc the patriots lost, and I told him cowboys were gonna lose bc of karma. And they choked another playoff run again.

Takes a lot of heart to post this after a loss. You're a real one Scooter!

He's not afraid to watch his team take L's and talk about it. that's what makes a real man

A real what? Because he's not a cowboys fan

Tough, and frustrating loss. But he did it. Wooowww!! Love the content🔥🔥🔥 I’m trying to get my subscribers up too 💯 keep it up ❤️

I GIVE THIS VIDEO 5 STARS CAN'T STOP CRYING FROM LAUGHING!!!☺😄😆😅🤣

Lol this year, for Cowboys fans, went from the regular disappointment that they have every year to just straight disgust and anger with this team 😭💀. Like dudes were ready to book a flight to Dallas so that they could "talk" to Mccarthy 🤣

I'm a 9ER bit this was hilarious 🤣

I feel your pain and frustration but we both know we'll be just as rabid next season.

This may be the funniest most accurate comedic piece in sports history.

The last words of the cowboys “ penalties will be the death of us”

5:50 that was a genuine ass reaction 😭💀

Yes, we were right about McCarthy 🤣

“This is just gettin absurd. Did we run the hook and lateral”. 🐐 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!” “sry mom..” Best line of the video😂

Yep! I cracked up 🤣

Dude, this was done so well that you almost made me like Dallas... LOLOLOL I can't wait to see your video next year.. LOLOL!!! Excellent video....

It feels like a bad movie… and every season I am back to watch and get excited. Depression football team

I cannot tell you the amount of joy I felt going onto social media after the game and just saying “HOW BOUT DEM COYBOYS” to salty Cowboy fans after the amount of shit they talked all year. They can dish it but sure can’t take it. 🤣

The look on he face keep changing after every quarter is priceless. That was well done! Cowboy suck!!

Packers fans on McCarthy: “Reality is often disappointing”

That’s honestly so so true

This guy is good!!!! I have same sentiments 😂😂😂😂

That cowboys interception part was definitely me🤣🤣 swore they could comeback after that😔😥

Could I please hire you next season for my Broncos? Believe me, you'll be needed as I know in advance your talents will be needed. Awesome stuff man, literally funny as hell!

The second of straight chillin after they got a touchdown 😂😂😂

The most ironic part of the whole game was that Zerlein didn't miss any kicks.

Your name is kickerpunter and you still can't spell Zuerlein

Zerlein probably roasted the crap out of everybody in the locker room

lmfaoooo

Ayoo 😭😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️