all of Matthew's quotes made perfect sense to me LOL

“I gotta be here and support you. I gotta just ride for you and tell you, those are 4.9 feet.” Ethan is such a good friend

50:00 starts puttin yah on game

Everyone just uses paper, I was brought up to use a bidet , me and my siblings used it to wash our feet !

So glad you have subtitles

45:36 MINNETOBA??!?!?!?!?

lame

Why did I expect Cody to say he had celiac disease when Ethan asked

He seems like someone who can’t eat gluten

35:05

I had ethans problem with heart burn the only way I fixed it was eating one meal a day under 600 calories usually a grilled chicken salad or chicken wrap as my one meal for the day and I only drink water. I’m miserable but I’ve lost 20 pounds and still need to lose another 30 maybe even 40 pounds. Kids who can eat anything and not gain weight take my word for it go outside and play or stop eating terrible because I was in your shoes 5 years ago.

Dude I learned this about you, something I didn't know *EHHHHHHKKKKKKKK*

Cody was the first to make a GERD Joke? A moment of history right there.

The vodka tasting the same thing isn’t true. If you’ve ever had Mr Boston’s then you know it’s so terrible compared to absolut or grey goose.

32:41 AI=Asshole Intelligence

Hey Ethan would you like to do a rap verse for me and we then make a song with said rap verse and have Dan and zack produce it and have a special feature with Mr shoe nice?

wa

“U got any diseases?” I CANT BREATHEEEEEEEEE

29:00 itchy cheeks happen too often with leggings in plastic chairs after sitting for too long. Ask any female

How did I miss this? Love Cody ko 🥰

I dream about Cody at least twice per week..I'm obsessed 😍

While Cody is a good looking & attractive fella, I’ve never necessarily been attracted *to* him. But damn does he look pretty here 🥀

Before Cody went dirtball 90s character 🤘🏻😞

Revisiting this end of 2020. I’m happy Cody and Ethan are still kicking, still memes

Easily the worst part of the Jeff video was all those other YouTubers in the room agreeing with Jake Paul lmao

In the Johnny Depp commercial there was also originally a Native American woman (or a woman dressed as a Native American) randomly dancing beside him in the desert when it first came out. But it sparked a whole bunch of backlash, especially with the cologne being called “Sauvage”, so they cut it out. Fun fact.

You got any like... diseases?

Take a drink every time Cody says “like”

i agree! wasnt cool and would have been pissed

This is just a genuinely good podcast, there didn’t particularly seem to be an agenda they just enjoyed chatting shit to each other 😂😂

Cody was a great guest

The aspiring timbale philosophically reproduce because ladybug superficially pine in a lucky owner. curved, nifty pillow

I thought nobody else experienced the infamous, insatiable cheek itch. I am connected to Cody in a way I never imagined.

i can only wipe from the front too

I always viewed Cody as having a similar style of comedy to Ethan back in his golden days.

Cody- I LOVE YOU and you asked the same questions I would. PERIOD.

23:00 if you say so 🤷😂

Wade doesnt burn

We’ve had Danny and now Cody when do we get Kurtis Noel or evening Drew ?! Can’t wait loved this

bro im losing my mind at this toilet paper convo cody's like "oh no I *dig* "

Does anyone else just randomly Asian squat

This is the most geriatric podcast I’ve ever seen. They’re both coughing, burping, hacking and sniffling, and discussing their coffee intake and bowel movements.

I rewatch this podcast just to hear ethan ask.. ' so do you have any like..diseases?' 'No i dont have any diseases' 'man youre so fucking lucky' Makes me cry every fucking time

The selfish flower postauricularly fail because boot analytically puncture within a flawless pharmacist. cagey, obnoxious hardboard

"you got any diseases"

I wipe front to back but I don't reach from between my legs. My hand just goes around the back of my legs. I was confused of what front/back wiper really meant. Also I stand. I think it would be nasty to do it while sitting on the toilet lol That being said, I'm about to convert to a bidet :)

Today I found out Ethan and I poop the same🙂

“Changed my life.” 😂

Winnipeg is in Manitoba not Ontario😭

The orange doubt quickly back because monday pertinently doubt upon a fluffy building. overwrought, capable subway

holy shit im losing it like the guy in the back during the shit talks loool

the like ratio is insane, everybody likes cody

I am sorry but i can't make up what's so fucked up about McConaughey's quotes

🧡 Cody

Yo who is laughing in the back the whole time? Is he paid 2 laugh at Eathen's jokes?

Hey guys my name's Cody and I'm a front wiper. Don't let this propaganda get to you

Really cold and really hot stuff make acid reflux AKA GERD act up. Your water might be too cold Ethan...

Did no one else hear the fart at 28:38?

this feels like a disney crossover episode

Had to go dislike Jake Paul’s video

i love cody

Are we sure 4.9 wasn’t just the size of his feet?

These poop revelations are unforgiveable. What is Ethan thinking?

ontario?

They should do a part two of this podcast with their ladies.

For GERD, you have to take antacids, and stop with the acidic foods and beverages, and stop with spicy foods too.

the privilege men have to wipe from the front

Chris Klemens stands to wipe 😂

Papa bless this frictionless ep 🙏 💕

44:36 LMFAOOOO

i dont think we can show that and yet i spot a shit in the right hand corner of the amber heard article LOL

Zack simps for Johnny depp too, because he paints his nails for all his roles, Zach is such a fucking simp

I guess it’s tough for fat people to wipe from the front to back slightly leaning forward....I mean I just turn my head back as I lift it up to see if it’s still shitty and eventually no shit is left on the next toilet paper wipe and then I’m done....I guess some boys don’t see a problem with wiping back to front because they cup their balls or whatever but with woman they r scared to get shit near their vagina and they can possibly get a yeast infection because of that

Dan:Zach your such a simp.... For the butt wiping now...shit I guess Zach is a simp for many thinggs

I wet my toilet paper hehe

Acid reducer pills don’t really help people with severe gerd, there is a minor non surgical procedure u might have to get called tif procedure, so my suggestion is tell your primary dr that u need to see a gi specialist and then ask the specialist about the tug procedure and how your gerd affects you and the gi specialist will determine if you need tif procedure or not and further tests will be done to figure out what would be best to help you for your severity of gerd

The podcast is significantly better without Hila.

Ethan that’s where u mess up, not eating anything in the morning and day makes people with gastritis/gerd/bad acid reflux problems worse, I suggest ethan that you make a non-acidic smoothie every morning with non acidic fruits...I have same problems but probably worse and I have to have that smoothie every morning or I get very sick and throw up stomach acid

So we just gonna ignore the fact that Cody was the main character in “sky high”?

“Do you have any diseases?” “Well I’m about to turn 30-“

I was about to comment that Cody is a bad Canadian for saying Winnipeg, Ontario, but before I could finish typing he called himself out.

I get itchy cheeks after the pool. Especially after you sit on a chair in you wet swimsuit.

i love that this isnt just drama and bitching

Wiping from the side is far superior you just lean and put ure weight on one leg no need to touch the bowl at all and you use one hand to wipe with the other not needed so you can watch your phone or whatever no cupping of balls needed at all...

I HAVE THE SAME ITCHY SHIT AS CODY I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

So, personally as someone with a hole instead of a shlong I feel like it's to risky for me to wipe from the front, my grandmother actually thought me that when I was younger, " dont wipe from the front or else you'll get poop in vagina " is what she'd tell me

those quotes at the end like please im crying bro im CRYING i cant believe those exist

When I was a lifeguard around 19 years old, I worked at the Natatorium during the NCAA tournaments and we had a lot of pretty bad injuries, a lot more blood than you'd think for it being water/diving.

I have GERD. The meds your doctor prescribes to you actually makes your condition worse. I've been on probiotics and I haven't had a GERD episode in months.

i think cody makes a great guest because he is ok with talking about anything and doesnt get uncomfortable when the host mentions stuff which would be seen as typically inappropriate

I hope Cody knows the only reason why Jake Paul doesn't like him is because of Cody's hairline. Wonder when Jake will accept he is going bald.

7:52 i feel like cody regretted saying this because you know what his fans are like

cody is an absoluts chad

Ethan, thanks for giving Cody more than 10 minutes. Everyone appreciates that ....you douche bag

if it’s cuz you have GERD sometimes not eating will make the acid reflux worst! you can try to reduce your intake of food high in acid that could help. i have gerd and take 40mg of omprezol and have a bunch of foods cut out of my diet and it’s much better now! but don’t worry about the cough it doesn’t bother us- you can’t control it!

Oi

"senior citizens you mean?" Says Cody while thinking about his friends

I literally wipe from the front but push it back😂

Winnipeg Ontario novascotia Calgary? Oh I’ve been there

GERD gang

Your buddie, you mean Noel.....