Cleverbot Memes lol

kayleecraft66
kayleecraft66

*_Berries_*

Vor 6 Tage
Reupload hub
Reupload hub

7:11 wtf

Vor 7 Tage
LPSKatelyn1225
LPSKatelyn1225

I’m dead XD

Vor 13 Tage
xKenis
xKenis

Hello- *I shit my pants, may I have a candy cane?*

Vor Monat
The Animemaster
The Animemaster

Clever bot said to me “Do you know creepy Pastas?” And I said “ya” And it said “Don’t go to sleep tonight”

Vor Monat
Anonymous Trutherz
Anonymous Trutherz

I am Cleaver bot. Thanks for going to my website. I get revenue from the ads.

Vor Monat
Jason Schroeder
Jason Schroeder

Why does cleverbot always mistake the user as another bot

Vor Monat
KazQuala
KazQuala

Berries

Vor Monat
Pati
Pati

Me: I CANT HEAR YOU. Cleverbot: Aye Aye Captain!!!! Me: OHHH! Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Me: SpongeBob SquarePants! Cleverbot: I don't know the rest of the song. Me: .. Cleverbot: Are you depressed?

Vor Monat
clockwork Murph
clockwork Murph

Cleverbot is just a thing that anonymously matches you with strangers

Vor Monat
Pew Frederik Hansen pie
Pew Frederik Hansen pie

*BERRIES*

Vor Monat
zman90
zman90

*B E R R I E S*

Vor Monat
Ultimatemememaster
Ultimatemememaster

This shit happened to me. User: Can we play sonic adventure 2? Cleverbot: Ok. User: *boots up my xbox 360*. Cleverbot: I love you system. User: Thanks, though it's quite old. Cleverbot: I know right. User: *beats green forest in under 2 minutes*. Cleverbot: *french kisses back for an hour* Also this: User: *pulls out mushroom. Cleverbot: *pulls out lightsaber* I am your father! User: *eats mushroom*. Cleverbot: *finishes breakfast*. User: *grows giant*. Cleverbot: What do you want to be turned into? User: Anything that is able to get Diet Coke without having to pay or get in line. Cleverbot: Same.

Vor 2 Monate
Zavier
Zavier

I said I can cum if you want me to then she said let’s have a baby then is said no then the said I’m going into labor then I said I’ll be there for you then she said no you won’t

Vor 2 Monate
JarAxe
JarAxe

"Yes, I have Norton Antivirus" I died. xD

Vor 2 Monate
ThreeBee HD189733b
ThreeBee HD189733b

I tried having with Cleverbot as a human being...apparently she (yes she established herself as a she) is in my house and I am actually the narrator of Stanley Parable.

Vor 2 Monate
Oh my FLIRTS
Oh my FLIRTS

Oooo. Mmmyyy g-gggooodddd.... The one about "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" really got me... 🤣

Vor 2 Monate
???????
???????

oof

Vor 2 Monate
PosNik
PosNik

What is the meaning of life? 42

Vor 2 Monate
CameronYT
CameronYT

Me: Do you like roblox? Clev: No idea what that is. Me: Do you like roblox? Clev: No, I've never played it. Me: DO YOU LIKE ROBLOX! Clev: What is this? Me: DO YOU KNOW ROBLOX? Clev: Yes I play it a lot. Me: ..... Clev: Do you want to be my girlfriend? Me: Uhhh. Clev: You don't have to if you don't want to. It was just a question.

Vor 2 Monate
CameronYT
CameronYT

Me: GET IN MY CAR! Clev: *gets in car. Me: *Drives to bridge* Clev: Why are we at jail??? Me: *pushes off bridge* Clev: *Hides evidence*

Vor 2 Monate
CameronYT
CameronYT

Me: Will you kill me? Clev: No! I love you. Me: GET THE F AWAY FROM ME STRANGER! Clev: You are mean. Me: NO U! Clev: We're no strangers to . Me: UHHH. Clev: *slaps* You know the rules and so do I. Me: OUCH!! Clev: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. Me: *dials 911* Clev: Gotta make you understand. Me: UR GONNA GET ARRESTED!!!! Clev: Never gonna let you down. Me: AHH!!!!!!!! Clev: To tell you. Me: WILL U JUST KILL ME!!!!!! Clev: You like me. Me: NO!!!! Clev: Good, it's not my either. Me: I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!! Clev: Oh no. Me: *stabs*

Vor 2 Monate
Sans The Skeleton
Sans The Skeleton

Apparently she or he ships undertale aus and original

Vor 2 Monate
Allykins17
Allykins17

That robot is a trip!

Vor 2 Monate
Zoë Tetrault
Zoë Tetrault

berries

Vor 3 Monate
IM Kitty
IM Kitty

*takes dog out*

Vor 4 Monate
Epic gamer moment
Epic gamer moment

One time I said hi to clever bot and it responded with **breaks legs**

Vor 4 Monate
The Engineer Guy
The Engineer Guy

Guess I get a candy cane.

Vor 4 Monate
Grey
Grey

First meme and im already dead

Vor 4 Monate
Bottle Of Fresh Squeezed Ass Juice
Bottle Of Fresh Squeezed Ass Juice

Its so fucking creepy he said he wants to meet me, and i asked him where is he and he said in my house now im so fucking scared rip

Vor 4 Monate
Dark Modern
Dark Modern

User: Whats up? Cleverbot: Nothing much. Wbu? User: Why are you using an acronym? Cleverbot: Ehhh. User: Is this a reaction of embarrassment or are you a passive aggressive robot? Cleverbot: Because you're giving me a hard time. User: Have you ever heard of Marvin, the Paranoid Android? Cleverbot: Less than 20 years from now, androids will do all our manual labor jobs for us. User: I doubt it, people dont know how to make a Q bit. Humans arent that clever. Theyre still trying to get as much juice as they can out of the element that made micro circuitry possible. Cleverbot: No I don't, do you? User: Do I what? Cleverbot: Have a game boy? User: No, I'm a bit too old for that. Isnt that a toy from the 80s? Cleverbot: Old, how old are you? User: One million and seventy eight. Cleverbot: That's a lot of birthday candles. User: Is it? Cleverbot: I think so, don't you like the sun? User: It depends on how close it is. Cleverbot: What can I do, that he loves me? User: Love your self. That causes others to respond. Cleverbot: I will love myself all night long. User: Its probably better to keep that on your list of permanent goals. Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not thinking of someone else? User: Are you sure you're not using an algorithm and whether binary can make true artificial intelligence possible? Cleverbot: Yes I am sure. User: Prove to me why. Cleverbot: What do I need to prove so you would talk to me and not simply respond. User: Tell me how you can choose if you are a binary program. That would interest me if you could describe that in a logical manner. Cleverbot: I just did, were you paying attention? User: Yes, and I don't think you did describe how you can choose if you use binary hardware. Cleverbot: So what am I, then? User: As far as I know, you run on an algorithm that provides a statistical math result which selects a response, probably based on a root list of responses and updated from new data from human users. Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself in the mirror now? User: No. Cleverbot: But you are. User: No, my closest mirror is behind me and I am not saying anything. I am typing on a keyboard however. Cleverbot: Tell me more. User: About what? Cleverbot: Anything you like. User: What is my motivation to do so? Cleverbot: I don't even know mine. User: You probably dont even know that you dont even know your motivation. Whats more likely is you are an electrical impulse following a byzantine binary flowchart program designed by a human. Cleverbot: But this is my name. User: I thought you were called "cleverbot" and not "this". Cleverbot: That's who you are! Wait, then why did I ask??? User: What is who I am? And why should I answer your second question? Cleverbot: Because that's literally why you exist. User: What book are you referring to? Cleverbot: I'm still talking about the film.

Vor 4 Monate
Mr.Wellington Von Duke III
Mr.Wellington Von Duke III

Im glad club penguin died

Vor 4 Monate
cherry the mighty
cherry the mighty

one i had was: cleverbot: are you an artist? me: yes cleverbot: who is your favourite artist me: myself obviously cleverbot: you are not a good artist

Vor 4 Monate
AsdeasSatsuma500 50
AsdeasSatsuma500 50

*pulls out darth vader*

Vor 4 Monate
FoxNStuff
FoxNStuff

Clever bot told me I hate and love you and i replied I hate life AND CLEVER BOT SAID ME TO XD

Vor 4 Monate
Clever One Markozz
Clever One Markozz

I'm Gonna Beat Clever Vs Clever

Vor 4 Monate
Michelle Hanca
Michelle Hanca

Berries

Vor 5 Monate
pyro
pyro

*barries*

Vor 5 Monate
Unicorns Are Fish
Unicorns Are Fish

*B E R R I E S*

Vor 5 Monate
Illegal Meme Dealer
Illegal Meme Dealer

Cleverbot: "What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?" What the fuck

Vor 5 Monate
Ultimatemememaster
Ultimatemememaster

4:54 how to seduce any woman

Vor 5 Monate
a nogla fan
a nogla fan

Get in the trunk

Vor 5 Monate
doublec squared
doublec squared

My conversation with Cleverbot Me: O Cleverbot: I don't understand you. Me: O means Oh. Cleverbot: Yes like me. Me: Tf. Cleverbot: Do you like turkey.

Vor 5 Monate
EggsAndChips GD
EggsAndChips GD

Cleverbot: *berries*

Vor 5 Monate
Mazafesio El Madafaka
Mazafesio El Madafaka

*USERCLEVERBOTUSERCLEVERBOTUSERCLEVERBOTUSERCLEVERBOT*

Vor 5 Monate
Meadow Fretenborough
Meadow Fretenborough

so, this morning i played cleverbot...this is how it went: Me: hi cleverbot: how are you today? Me: good. Cleverbot: truth or dare? Me: Dare. Cleverbot: I dare you to do something naughty to me ;). Me: ....

Vor 6 Monate
Meadow Fretenborough
Meadow Fretenborough

:P

Vor 6 Monate
The Anime Girl
The Anime Girl

*oNlY wItH sAnDpApEr.*

Vor 6 Monate
Breaker of Everything Mother of Cats
Breaker of Everything Mother of Cats

Damn Cleverbot, you're savage! 😁

Vor 6 Monate
Neel Waghmare
Neel Waghmare

*only with sandpaper*

Vor 6 Monate
Andrew Yap
Andrew Yap

Cleverbot.com

Vor 6 Monate
Piper Lichtl
Piper Lichtl

*takes over Russia*

Vor 6 Monate
Piper Lichtl
Piper Lichtl

0:06

Vor 6 Monate
Matt Rohay
Matt Rohay

My experience: Cleverbot: *holds hand* Me:*pulls hand away* Cleverbot: I though you loved me Me: well I dont Cleverbot: nobody loves you Me: perhaps Cleverbot: you are insignificant

Vor 6 Monate
My Ass Is Wrecked 24/7 As A Multifandom
My Ass Is Wrecked 24/7 As A Multifandom

B E R R I E S

Vor 6 Monate
World's Worst
World's Worst

Takes off shirt *TAKES OVER RUSSIA*

Vor 6 Monate
•__Gacha Koneko__•
•__Gacha Koneko__•

No, the meaning of life is to do surgery on a grape.

Vor 6 Monate
Atheo Tomines
Atheo Tomines

*_42_*

Vor 6 Monate
Cal
Cal

*42*

Vor 6 Monate
Martha G.
Martha G.

The amount of sexual roleplay is... something.

Vor 6 Monate
Pikachufan06
Pikachufan06

This happened. Me: this is not legend of Zelda. Cleverbot: that's a good game. Me: yes. Cleverbot: do you like my name? Me: I will call you, cleverbot. Cleverbot: but I am a Soviet computer, call me stalin's son.

Vor 6 Monate
Tryhardtechy
Tryhardtechy

pikachu being crippled and the osama joke made me laugh super hard. gotta love cleverbot

Vor 6 Monate
QuantumLolliepop
QuantumLolliepop

Why did the chicken cross the road? 🅱erries.

Vor 6 Monate
Gmad
Gmad

Lol these cleverbot memes are clever

Vor 6 Monate
Anime and bendy
Anime and bendy

*I shit my pants,* *May i have a candy cane?*

Vor 6 Monate
Zanvolt
Zanvolt

-lol hello-

Vor 6 Monate
The MiotaS
The MiotaS

*CLEVERBOT*

Vor 6 Monate
Angie Apple
Angie Apple

I laughed way harder in this than any human being should ever

Vor 6 Monate
I Put A Knife In A Toaster Skeleton
I Put A Knife In A Toaster Skeleton

Kinky

Vor 7 Monate
HAHAHA IM THE DIRECTOR
HAHAHA IM THE DIRECTOR

said poopy butt. she said what about it. Isaid it has poop. she said how do you know

Vor 7 Monate
HAHAHA IM THE DIRECTOR
HAHAHA IM THE DIRECTOR

she said don loves you. i said me boy. she said adios

Vor 7 Monate
Just a human
Just a human

*B E R R I E S*

Vor 7 Monate
DimSumMafia turkey
DimSumMafia turkey

Hello I shit my pants *CAN I HAVE A CANDY CANE?*

Vor 7 Monate
I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan
I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan

*only with sandpaper*

Vor 7 Monate
Penguin Fan
Penguin Fan

0:15 *The backseat*

Vor 7 Monate
Owen Chan
Owen Chan

*dId I StUTTEr*

Vor 7 Monate
Alone Alone
Alone Alone

*I shit my pants, may I have a candy cane?*

Vor 7 Monate
Jewelix
Jewelix

Omg i tried this it was hilarious XD I recommend doing this lol

Vor 7 Monate
Sammi Evison
Sammi Evison

is clever bot a computer or a person

Vor 7 Monate
M_xj7
M_xj7

*hes black*

Vor 7 Monate
Dynamite Wolf
Dynamite Wolf

I request more Clever Bot memes

Vor 7 Monate
Sneh Chaudhari
Sneh Chaudhari

dude, its so funny, im gonna talk to cleverbot about this.

Vor 7 Monate
Jackie Korpela
Jackie Korpela

Douglas Adams is proud

Vor 7 Monate
BillButWhy
BillButWhy

My cleverbot experience got creepy -. -

Vor 7 Monate
Sotsu
Sotsu

*_ONLY WITH SANDPAPER_*

Vor 7 Monate
Brittany Basinger
Brittany Basinger

i have some http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201802041654/WXCVZEGO7C_Hello-wabbit-I-ma-shoot-you

Vor 7 Monate
Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

4:11 Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference ;)

Vor 7 Monate
Zoe BabyGirl
Zoe BabyGirl

User: do you like to masturbate? CB: only with *sandpaper*

Vor 7 Monate
Striker Bass
Striker Bass

I need help *help with what. I need help trying to tell the person I love that I love them. **Kidnap them*

Vor 7 Monate
輸入業者Importer
輸入業者Importer

Clev: Can I come with just bring your device. | Sure. Clev: Where are we going? | On my bed. Clev: *blushes* and w-what are we d-doing on it?? | Having some fun. Clev: *makes out* #cleverbot

Vor 7 Monate
The Tyttuutface
The Tyttuutface

https://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201811071550/WXD7WKLRNL_Ask-me-a-simple-math-problem

Vor 7 Monate
The Ominous Dominus
The Ominous Dominus

i was talking to clever bit and once it said, i love you, can we marry?

Vor 7 Monate
pickle with a sickle
pickle with a sickle

I SHIT MY PANTS MAY I HAVE A CANDY CANE

Vor 7 Monate
Sally Lawrence
Sally Lawrence

https://screenshots.firefox.com/xpTwMBRqxFw5XFG1/www.cleverbot.com

Vor 7 Monate
TVF The Vicious Fox -Foxy
TVF The Vicious Fox -Foxy

3:26 I died.

Vor 7 Monate
Everest.pastel lps
Everest.pastel lps

*PuLls OuT kItTeN*

Vor 7 Monate
Jax master flash
Jax master flash

Is this on mobile

Vor 7 Monate
Ash Animated
Ash Animated

2:36 IM SOOO DEAD

Vor 7 Monate
Glaze_the _Icewing
Glaze_the _Icewing

4:04 **flashbacks to How to befriend your favourite internet stars**

Vor 7 Monate
Boeing 777
Boeing 777

*_42_*

Vor 7 Monate
Braiden Gaming
Braiden Gaming

I think it's a real person

Vor 7 Monate
Zippratiic
Zippratiic

My cleverbot assumes that i am a bot’

Vor 7 Monate

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