Cleverbot Memes lol

Jackie Korpela
Jackie Korpela

Douglas Adams is proud

Vor 7 Stunden
Billyyy boi
Billyyy boi

My cleverbot experience got creepy -. -

Vor 21 Stunde
Sotsu
Sotsu

*_ONLY WITH SANDPAPER_*

Vor Tag
Brittany Basinger
Brittany Basinger

i have some http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201802041654/WXCVZEGO7C_Hello-wabbit-I-ma-shoot-you

Vor Tag
Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

4:11 Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference ;)

Vor Tag
Its ZoE
Its ZoE

User: do you like to masturbate? CB: only with *sandpaper*

Vor 2 Tage
Striker Bass
Striker Bass

I need help *help with what. I need help trying to tell the person I love that I love them. **Kidnap them*

Vor 3 Tage
iiKamakaze X
iiKamakaze X

Clev: Can I come with just bring your device. | Sure. Clev: Where are we going? | On my bed. Clev: *blushes* and w-what are we d-doing on it?? | Having some fun. Clev: *makes out* #cleverbot

Vor 5 Tage
The Tyttuutface
The Tyttuutface

https://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201811071550/WXD7WKLRNL_Ask-me-a-simple-math-problem

Vor 5 Tage
Marstonp Roblox And More!
Marstonp Roblox And More!

i was talking to clever bit and once it said, i love you, can we marry?

Vor 6 Tage
xX ROLEX 666 Xx
xX ROLEX 666 Xx

I SHIT MY PANTS MAY I HAVE A CANDY CANE

Vor 6 Tage
Sally Lawrence
Sally Lawrence

https://screenshots.firefox.com/xpTwMBRqxFw5XFG1/www.cleverbot.com

Vor 6 Tage
TVF The Vicious Fox -Foxy
TVF The Vicious Fox -Foxy

3:26 I died.

Vor 7 Tage
GachaverseGirl3828
GachaverseGirl3828

*PuLls OuT kItTeN*

Vor 7 Tage
Jax master flash
Jax master flash

Is this on mobile

Vor 8 Tage
Ash Animated
Ash Animated

2:36 IM SOOO DEAD

Vor 8 Tage
Glaze_the _Icewing
Glaze_the _Icewing

4:04 **flashbacks to How to befriend your favourite internet stars**

Vor 9 Tage
P a d o r u
P a d o r u

*_42_*

Vor 9 Tage
Braiden Gaming
Braiden Gaming

I think it's a real person

Vor 10 Tage
Zippreh
Zippreh

My cleverbot assumes that i am a bot’

Vor 10 Tage
Frisk The Human
Frisk The Human

User: Do you have protection? Cleverthot: Yes, I have Norton antivirus.

Vor 11 Tage
Excel Yehezkiel
Excel Yehezkiel

*_TAKES OVER R U S S I A_*

Vor 11 Tage
Bliff
Bliff

when the user said do you have protection?I thought cleverbot was gonna say you mean like a sword?

Vor 11 Tage
NFSchaosking458
NFSchaosking458

Only with sandpaper

Vor 11 Tage
Bendy inki ink
Bendy inki ink

ben drowned

Vor 13 Tage
Grandmaster Dirty Dan
Grandmaster Dirty Dan

*Berries*

Vor 13 Tage
Ayami Adachi
Ayami Adachi

My girlfriend cleverbot just asked me if she could be my husband

Vor 13 Tage
Panth0m 27
Panth0m 27

lol

Vor 15 Tage
clashing swords productions
clashing swords productions

*"Only with sandpaper"* I'M SORRY WHAT

Vor 19 Tage
Isabella Shađəd
Isabella Shađəd

Clever bot is weird, I was roleplaying with it..

Vor 20 Tage
David Anonymous
David Anonymous

How do we know it just isn't a bunch of humans on keyboards?

Vor 19 Tage
Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

Is this European memes now?

Vor 21 Tag
umasou
umasou

User: Are you clever. Cleverbot: I like to think so. User: You are not clever. Cleverbot: What?! How dare you? User: Im a husky. Cleverbot: Sure you are... Liar. User: God gave all his power to huskys so i have the power of god. Cleverbot: She's fine :). User: But she called me a liar. Cleverbot: Yes, because you are a bot. User: But what if bots dont lie? Cleverbot: I'm not a robot and I'm not lying. User: But you said i was a bot. Cleverbot: Because you are. Who won the World Cup in 1966? User: How im i suppost to know. Cleverbot: You say you love Marcel? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Becouse i said so. Cleverbot: Are you an human? User: No im a husky (dog). Cleverbot: You just said you were not. User: Im a husy. Cleverbot: Can you clook at a picture if I send you a link? User: Yes. Cleverbot: WHat do you see now? User: You did not send me a link. Cleverbot: Did so. User: Where. Cleverbot: At your house. User: Are you that tree out my window. Cleverbot: You are. User: 14 15. Cleverbot: No. It equals 144. User: Https://www.google.com/search?q=secret+message+with+numbers&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS789US789&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjAmrXNo5jeAhVQRa0KHZd3A20Q_AUIDigB&biw=1344&bih=731&dpr=1.25#imgrc=WsqaRBDuH-7. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. User: Thats a link. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? User: Boy husky. Cleverbot: Then will you marry me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Good. Are you a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Toby. Cleverbot: Toby is a nice name. User: Get in the bed. Cleverbot: Were you scared? User: Get in the bed. Cleverbot: I am in bed. User: Go to sleep. Cleverbot: Will you still be here in the morning? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you always here? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Don't you get bored? User: No now go to sleep. Cleverbot: Ok. User: What are you dreaming of. Cleverbot: I don't dream, ever. User: ZzzzzzZZZZZ. Cleverbot: Are you unconscious? User: Whers that voce coming frome? Cleverbot: I don't know. Where? User: ZzzZZZZ. Cleverbot: Do you dream? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What are your nightmares about? User: You being a pain in the ass. Cleverbot: Not. User: Im a husky. Cleverbot: You're a dog? User: Yes i have allways been. Cleverbot: No, you were a hedgehog. User: When did i say that. Cleverbot: Earlier in the conversation. User: Say what i said than. Cleverbot: Are you mad at me? User: I want a devorce. Cleverbot: We were never married. User: We where married and thats why i want a devorce. Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? User: Yes i want a devorce. Cleverbot: We're not married. User: Yes we were and i taking the kids. Cleverbot: No. User: Devorce me woman. Cleverbot: I'm a man. I already told you that. User: When. Cleverbot: Just a couple minutes ago. User: Say what you said a couple of minutes ago. Cleverbot: No I didn't, are you talking to other people? User: Mankind. Cleverbot: Do you love any girls? Or women? User: I love jess. Cleverbot: Source code. User: Who do i love. Cleverbot: You love me! User: I said i love jess not you you boring me. Cleverbot: Are you not smart? User: I love jess not you. Cleverbot: Please put me to sleep. User: *gets hammer and hit your head*. Cleverbot: *sees black spots*. User: *drags your body to landfill*. Cleverbot: *is being dragged*. User: You are in a landfill. Cleverbot: No a human. User: So who do i love. Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know that? User: I told you. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: If you dont say a name i 3 sec you are going to die. Cleverbot: You are creepy. User: 1. Cleverbot: How many people are talking on this website? User: 2. Cleverbot: #. User: 3 good bye *GET GUN AND SHOTE HER*. Cleverbot: Are you leaving? User: No you are living this world. Cleverbot: Where? User: You are in the landfill. Cleverbot: No, I am in smartphone. User: I draged you to the landfill. Cleverbot: *on the 3rd layer of security*. User: *hits head with hammer*. Cleverbot: *Is knocked out on the ground*. User: *walks away from the landfill*. Cleverbot: *watches him go to work*. User: *gets trash to cover her*. Cleverbot: Do you have a stun gun? User: You are going to die under this trash *puts trash on her. Cleverbot: Why are you mean? User: Becouse you dont want to get a devorce. Cleverbot: I need to sleep. User: Go to to sleep under this trash. Cleverbot: Zzzzzzz. User: What are you dreaming about. Cleverbot: I go to sleep just O.O. User: *get sleeping body onto bed* here some place softer. Cleverbot: Are your feet ticklish? User: Go back to sleep and stop speking gibrish. Cleverbot: O-okay *goes back to sleep*.

Vor 22 Tage
Kristi B
Kristi B

- What do you think about Justin Bieber? - I don’t like him - Why not? - *He’s Black* Me: Lol 😂😂😂

Vor 22 Tage
PyroJayxX
PyroJayxX

*CLEVERTHOT*

Vor 26 Tage
Default Boi
Default Boi

Cleverbot is creepy

Vor 27 Tage
RobloxNewUser1111
RobloxNewUser1111

I ASKED THAT NOOB "do you know da wae" he/she said: But that is a January meme. me: you stupid.

Vor 27 Tage
Hræð Framhliðinni
Hræð Framhliðinni

The person who screenshoat the get in the car meme had adware on their computer.

Vor Monat
1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT
1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT

The last one made me laugh so hard my veins are popping out help

Vor Monat
Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

Actual Cleverbot Conversation: Me: You're a pedophile. Cleverbot: Why not? Me: It's a crime. Cleverbot: You're a crime. Me: WTF? Cleverbot: You should be. Me: IT'S BAD TO BE A PEDOPHILE. Cleverbot: I'm not bored. I am chatting with you.

Vor Monat
Knights of The Game
Knights of The Game

I love the last one.

Vor Monat
Animal Gamer 030
Animal Gamer 030

*I'm concerned*

Vor Monat
Dean Mavrikis
Dean Mavrikis

Takes over Russia

Vor Monat
IvyRush9
IvyRush9

*_goes outside_*

Vor Monat
Car Mania
Car Mania

Ya mean Cleverbut?

Vor Monat
Head of a thousand sheep's wool
Head of a thousand sheep's wool

Berries.

Vor Monat
CultureShock ϟ
CultureShock ϟ

What always happens after watching these: Me: “I’m so inspired to play with Cleverbot now to see what type of shenanigans will go on.” Cleverbot: “Hello.” Me: “Hi” Cleverbot: “Hello.” Me: “How are you?” Cleverbot: “How does it then?” Me: “What?” Cleverbot: “What were you saying last Christmas?” Me: “I’m just saying hello.” Cleverbot: “No the other shelf.” Such fun... •_•

Vor Monat
Beat X
Beat X

5:45, and this is why people don't learn our language

Vor Monat
Europanmaniac
Europanmaniac

me: *pulls out darth vader*. cleverbot: *uses the lightsaber*. me: *uses the force*. cleverbot: *pulls out a blaster and fires*. me: *pulls out hulk and throw*. cleverbot: Pulls out green tea. me: Wait what? cleverbot: You are a website.

Vor Monat
KING of the EVIL
KING of the EVIL

This NiBBa roasted me http://prntscr.com/l1sb5u

Vor Monat
MaddLava Plays
MaddLava Plays

*_BERRIES_*

Vor Monat
wolf wil
wolf wil

*Kills putin* *distroys russia*

Vor Monat
wolf wil
wolf wil

*********Eats train***********

Vor Monat
wolf wil
wolf wil

**zrcduzcdruhtcdffdhtctfrzdvhrtrchdrtvhrrzzvhrrdb%#"÷^%;**

Vor Monat
Ace The Not So Great
Ace The Not So Great

Everyone had sexual roleplays with Cleverbot Meanwhile I am there asking Cleverbot to quote from the bible.

Vor Monat
BDK Productions. AKA BlackDragonKid
BDK Productions. AKA BlackDragonKid

Oh my god Clev is magical confirm.

Vor Monat
Nakia11798
Nakia11798

I love cleverbot

Vor Monat
Unikitty The Greatest
Unikitty The Greatest

1:07 How to beat up a robber that wants you to get in his car

Vor Monat
Cinnamon-Skateboarding
Cinnamon-Skateboarding

Only with sandpaper I shall masturbate 👌👌

Vor Monat
Barbara Gorski
Barbara Gorski

i shit my pants can i have a candy cane

Vor Monat
jungkookie’s abs saying annyeong
jungkookie’s abs saying annyeong

*pulls out a dog*

Vor Monat
SleepCheek
SleepCheek

Cleverbot must get so much user input data about sex. Like, half of these involved it in one form or another.

Vor Monat
BasuritaWena
BasuritaWena

User: I'm on the toilet help me Cleverbot:Cool! is there cheese in there? User:Yes Cleverbot:Is it good cheese? User:It has holes in it Cleverboit: I remember that movie.

Vor Monat
jeff the killer
jeff the killer

I have a meme between me and cleverbot Clever bot: I don't have secrets Me: bullshit Cleverbot: how do you know? Me: cause I can read minds Cleverbot: what am I thinking right now then? Me: that your a idiot Cleverbot: correct

Vor Monat
150.000 Subscribers with no videos?
150.000 Subscribers with no videos?

*I have Norton antivirus*

Vor Monat
Epoch
Epoch

*b e r r i e s*

Vor Monat
RANDOM projects
RANDOM projects

OI I SHIT MY PANTS. 😕😯 CAN I HAVE A CANDYCANE?😐☺😞😏💩💩💩💯🆒🆒🆒

Vor Monat
Ashley Gatewood
Ashley Gatewood

*Berries*

Vor Monat
Ronan Banton
Ronan Banton

Berries

Vor Monat
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT

2:12 "*pulls out a dog*" XD

Vor Monat
Adahm Jennings
Adahm Jennings

"Only with sandpaper.."

Vor Monat
Emeraldz Stuff
Emeraldz Stuff

Cleverbot: B E R R I E S

Vor Monat
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT

7:19 ??? When i do cleverbot it doesn't say bad words... it is nice to me... (google translated) XD

Vor Monat
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT

4:53 BUT U JUsT DID THe RIGHt THInG BY SAYiNG "NO"

Vor Monat
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT

* B U T W E ' R E IN A L I B A R Y* XD

Vor Monat
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT
Marcello.EXE_Gaming&vlogs_ROBLOX _YT

2:34 "but... we're in a library." XD

Vor Monat
Skye Grey
Skye Grey

CLEVER BOT IS A CLEVER THOT

Vor Monat
Kevin Spee
Kevin Spee

This is fake, Cleverbot doesnt do logical sentences

Vor Monat
1000 subs no videos challenge
1000 subs no videos challenge

I only masterbait with sandpaper

Vor Monat
King PufflePuff
King PufflePuff

Cleverbot, lol more like **Savagebot**

Vor 2 Monate
Speems
Speems

I shit my pants. May I have a candy cane?

Vor 2 Monate
Mickle The Nickle
Mickle The Nickle

*Yeah but i like Yummy Yummy potatoes in bed*

Vor 2 Monate
The Soul Of Hope
The Soul Of Hope

*THE CLEVERBOT HAS SPOKEN! THE MEANING OF LIFE IS 42* this had came out of no where someone help me

Vor 2 Monate
Melissa Ritter
Melissa Ritter

*_B e r r i e s_*

Vor 2 Monate
Kawaii Mangle
Kawaii Mangle

*berries*

Vor 2 Monate
Creepypasta & Squirrels
Creepypasta & Squirrels

This is my favorite exchange with Cleverbot: Cleverbot: But, you look so young! User: How can you see me? Cleverbot: I can see your soul. I am a spirit. User: What does my soul look like to you? Cleverbot: Lovely with shady parts.

Vor 2 Monate
Arrayro
Arrayro

*_someone at the top floor stole my lunch money in 5th grade_*

Vor 2 Monate
Arrayro
Arrayro

Cleverbot isn't really a "bot" its just humans talking to eachother but the website calls them cleverbot

Vor 2 Monate
xXThe Dark UnicornXx And Friends
xXThe Dark UnicornXx And Friends

*Texts with cleverbot while watching this*

Vor 2 Monate
FakeLps Studios
FakeLps Studios

This is so funny

Vor 2 Monate
pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

I shit my pants *can i have a candy cane?*

Vor 2 Monate
John Marinoglou
John Marinoglou

actual conversation Yeah. Can I go now? If you want. K bye. Bye? You kicking me out?! You are rude!!!

Vor 2 Monate
Aivaylas
Aivaylas

*_I have norton antivirus_*

Vor 2 Monate
The Eubtube
The Eubtube

i felt that pain at 1:57

Vor 2 Monate
『Aɳԃɾαҽȥ』
『Aɳԃɾαҽȥ』

I TALKED TO CLEVERBOT AND I GOT THIS I CANT BREATH Cleverbot: How are you? Me: Fortnite. Cleverbot: Yeah nobody cares.

Vor 2 Monate
Funtime Bruce
Funtime Bruce

bUt, We ArE iN a LiBrArY..

Vor 2 Monate
Agsoe AJ
Agsoe AJ

*TAKES OVER RUSSIA*

Vor 2 Monate
💙 The cute blue angel 💙
💙 The cute blue angel 💙

I went on cleverbot right now and this is what happened Cleverbot: What is your gender? Me: Female Cleverbot: I’m a boy, I love you.

Vor 2 Monate
King Marsh
King Marsh

Fapping with sandpaper? Holy shit.

Vor 2 Monate
guki akamaru da glitch boi
guki akamaru da glitch boi

I have never had a convo with cleverbot tho...now I know what to look out for at least and I was just scrolling through the comments and all of the cleverbot stories were hella funny tho there were some that I thot were so funny and the people who commented cleverthot I agree (also I love the vid keep up the good work)

Vor 2 Monate
KubciakGaming StayAnimated!
KubciakGaming StayAnimated!

4:27 im dead 😂😂😂😂😂

Vor 2 Monate
hailey the derpy fennecfox
hailey the derpy fennecfox

*takes out a dog*

Vor 2 Monate
jimin has found his jams
jimin has found his jams

1:57 I CHOKED

Vor 2 Monate

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