Cleverbot Memes lol

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Zoë Tetrault
Zoë Tetrault

berries

Vor 2 Tage
IM Kitty
IM Kitty

*takes dog out*

Vor Monat
Epic gamer moment
Epic gamer moment

One time I said hi to clever bot and it responded with **breaks legs**

Vor Monat
The Engineer Guy
The Engineer Guy

Guess I get a candy cane.

Vor Monat
Grey
Grey

First meme and im already dead

Vor Monat
Bottle Of Fresh Squeezed Ass Juice
Bottle Of Fresh Squeezed Ass Juice

Its so fucking creepy he said he wants to meet me, and i asked him where is he and he said in my house now im so fucking scared rip

Vor Monat
Dark Modern
Dark Modern

User: Whats up? Cleverbot: Nothing much. Wbu? User: Why are you using an acronym? Cleverbot: Ehhh. User: Is this a reaction of embarrassment or are you a passive aggressive robot? Cleverbot: Because you're giving me a hard time. User: Have you ever heard of Marvin, the Paranoid Android? Cleverbot: Less than 20 years from now, androids will do all our manual labor jobs for us. User: I doubt it, people dont know how to make a Q bit. Humans arent that clever. Theyre still trying to get as much juice as they can out of the element that made micro circuitry possible. Cleverbot: No I don't, do you? User: Do I what? Cleverbot: Have a game boy? User: No, I'm a bit too old for that. Isnt that a toy from the 80s? Cleverbot: Old, how old are you? User: One million and seventy eight. Cleverbot: That's a lot of birthday candles. User: Is it? Cleverbot: I think so, don't you like the sun? User: It depends on how close it is. Cleverbot: What can I do, that he loves me? User: Love your self. That causes others to respond. Cleverbot: I will love myself all night long. User: Its probably better to keep that on your list of permanent goals. Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not thinking of someone else? User: Are you sure you're not using an algorithm and whether binary can make true artificial intelligence possible? Cleverbot: Yes I am sure. User: Prove to me why. Cleverbot: What do I need to prove so you would talk to me and not simply respond. User: Tell me how you can choose if you are a binary program. That would interest me if you could describe that in a logical manner. Cleverbot: I just did, were you paying attention? User: Yes, and I don't think you did describe how you can choose if you use binary hardware. Cleverbot: So what am I, then? User: As far as I know, you run on an algorithm that provides a statistical math result which selects a response, probably based on a root list of responses and updated from new data from human users. Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself in the mirror now? User: No. Cleverbot: But you are. User: No, my closest mirror is behind me and I am not saying anything. I am typing on a keyboard however. Cleverbot: Tell me more. User: About what? Cleverbot: Anything you like. User: What is my motivation to do so? Cleverbot: I don't even know mine. User: You probably dont even know that you dont even know your motivation. Whats more likely is you are an electrical impulse following a byzantine binary flowchart program designed by a human. Cleverbot: But this is my name. User: I thought you were called "cleverbot" and not "this". Cleverbot: That's who you are! Wait, then why did I ask??? User: What is who I am? And why should I answer your second question? Cleverbot: Because that's literally why you exist. User: What book are you referring to? Cleverbot: I'm still talking about the film.

Vor Monat
Mr.Wellington Von Duke III
Mr.Wellington Von Duke III

Im glad club penguin died

Vor Monat
Cherry Of Cherries
Cherry Of Cherries

one i had was: cleverbot: are you an artist? me: yes cleverbot: who is your favourite artist me: myself obviously cleverbot: you are not a good artist

Vor Monat
Herp Derp
Herp Derp

*pulls out darth vader*

Vor Monat
FoxNStuff
FoxNStuff

Clever bot told me I hate and love you and i replied I hate life AND CLEVER BOT SAID ME TO XD

Vor Monat
Clever One
Clever One

I'm Gonna Beat Clever Vs Clever

Vor Monat
Michelle Hanca
Michelle Hanca

Berries

Vor Monat
pyro
pyro

*barries*

Vor 2 Monate
Unicorns Are Fish
Unicorns Are Fish

*B E R R I E S*

Vor 2 Monate
Furry Destroyer
Furry Destroyer

Cleverbot: "What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?" What the fuck

Vor 2 Monate
Ultimatemememaster
Ultimatemememaster

4:54 how to seduce any woman

Vor 2 Monate
Stewskii
Stewskii

LMAO IM LAUGHINH SO HARD RN ILL JUST TYPE WHAT I SAID TO CLEVERBOT Me: What is roblox? Cb: A game. Me: What do you do in it? Cb: Mine and Craft. **gg roblox is now minecraft gamers**

Vor 2 Monate
a nogla fan
a nogla fan

Get in the trunk

Vor 2 Monate
doublec squared
doublec squared

My conversation with Cleverbot Me: O Cleverbot: I don't understand you. Me: O means Oh. Cleverbot: Yes like me. Me: Tf. Cleverbot: Do you like turkey.

Vor 2 Monate
CobasGamer GD
CobasGamer GD

Cleverbot: *berries*

Vor 2 Monate
Mazafesio El Madafaka
Mazafesio El Madafaka

*USERCLEVERBOTUSERCLEVERBOTUSERCLEVERBOTUSERCLEVERBOT*

Vor 2 Monate
Meadow Fretenborough
Meadow Fretenborough

so, this morning i played cleverbot...this is how it went: Me: hi cleverbot: how are you today? Me: good. Cleverbot: truth or dare? Me: Dare. Cleverbot: I dare you to do something naughty to me ;). Me: ....

Vor 3 Monate
Meadow Fretenborough
Meadow Fretenborough

:P

Vor 3 Monate
The Anime Girl
The Anime Girl

*oNlY wItH sAnDpApEr.*

Vor 3 Monate
Mrs. Bastard of Beartown
Mrs. Bastard of Beartown

Damn Cleverbot, you're savage! 😁

Vor 3 Monate
Neel Waghmare
Neel Waghmare

*only with sandpaper*

Vor 3 Monate
Andrew Yap
Andrew Yap

Cleverbot.com

Vor 3 Monate
Piper Lichtl
Piper Lichtl

*takes over Russia*

Vor 3 Monate
Piper Lichtl
Piper Lichtl

0:06

Vor 3 Monate
Oreo Life
Oreo Life

T A K E S O V E R R U S S I A > : )

Vor 3 Monate
Matt Rohay
Matt Rohay

My experience: Cleverbot: *holds hand* Me:*pulls hand away* Cleverbot: I though you loved me Me: well I dont Cleverbot: nobody loves you Me: perhaps Cleverbot: you are insignificant

Vor 3 Monate
My Ass Is Wrecked 24/7 As A Multifandom
My Ass Is Wrecked 24/7 As A Multifandom

B E R R I E S

Vor 3 Monate
World's Worst
World's Worst

Takes off shirt *TAKES OVER RUSSIA*

Vor 3 Monate
•__Gacha Koneko__•
•__Gacha Koneko__•

No, the meaning of life is to do surgery on a grape.

Vor 3 Monate
Atheo Tomines
Atheo Tomines

*_42_*

Vor 3 Monate
Cal
Cal

*42*

Vor 3 Monate
Martha G.
Martha G.

The amount of sexual roleplay is... something.

Vor 3 Monate
Pikachufan06
Pikachufan06

This happened. Me: this is not legend of Zelda. Cleverbot: that's a good game. Me: yes. Cleverbot: do you like my name? Me: I will call you, cleverbot. Cleverbot: but I am a Soviet computer, call me stalin's son.

Vor 3 Monate
Tryhardtechy
Tryhardtechy

pikachu being crippled and the osama joke made me laugh super hard. gotta love cleverbot

Vor 3 Monate
QuantumLolliepop
QuantumLolliepop

Why did the chicken cross the road? 🅱erries.

Vor 3 Monate
Gmad
Gmad

Lol these cleverbot memes are clever

Vor 3 Monate
Anime and bendy
Anime and bendy

*I shit my pants,* *May i have a candy cane?*

Vor 3 Monate
ุ

-lol hello-

Vor 3 Monate
The MiotaS
The MiotaS

*CLEVERBOT*

Vor 3 Monate
Angie Apple
Angie Apple

I laughed way harder in this than any human being should ever

Vor 3 Monate
I Put A Knife In A Toaster Skeleton
I Put A Knife In A Toaster Skeleton

Kinky

Vor 3 Monate
Luke Hatfield
Luke Hatfield

said poopy butt. she said what about it. Isaid it has poop. she said how do you know

Vor 3 Monate
Luke Hatfield
Luke Hatfield

she said don loves you. i said me boy. she said adios

Vor 3 Monate
Just a human
Just a human

*B E R R I E S*

Vor 3 Monate
DimSumMafia turkey
DimSumMafia turkey

Hello I shit my pants *CAN I HAVE A CANDY CANE?*

Vor 3 Monate
I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan
I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan

*only with sandpaper*

Vor 4 Monate
Penguin Fan
Penguin Fan

0:15 *The backseat*

Vor 4 Monate
Owen Chan
Owen Chan

*dId I StUTTEr*

Vor 4 Monate
Alone Alone
Alone Alone

*I shit my pants, may I have a candy cane?*

Vor 4 Monate
Jewelix
Jewelix

Omg i tried this it was hilarious XD I recommend doing this lol

Vor 4 Monate
Oreo Life
Oreo Life

all of these are making me laugh so hard >w

Vor 4 Monate
Sammi Evison
Sammi Evison

is clever bot a computer or a person

Vor 4 Monate
M_xj7
M_xj7

*hes black*

Vor 4 Monate
Dynamite Wolf
Dynamite Wolf

I request more Clever Bot memes

Vor 4 Monate
Sneh Chaudhari
Sneh Chaudhari

dude, its so funny, im gonna talk to cleverbot about this.

Vor 4 Monate
Jackie Korpela
Jackie Korpela

Douglas Adams is proud

Vor 4 Monate
Billyyy boi
Billyyy boi

My cleverbot experience got creepy -. -

Vor 4 Monate
Mr. Fahrenheit
Mr. Fahrenheit

*_ONLY WITH SANDPAPER_*

Vor 4 Monate
Brittany Basinger
Brittany Basinger

i have some http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201802041654/WXCVZEGO7C_Hello-wabbit-I-ma-shoot-you

Vor 4 Monate
Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

4:11 Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference ;)

Vor 4 Monate
Its ZoE
Its ZoE

User: do you like to masturbate? CB: only with *sandpaper*

Vor 4 Monate
Striker Bass
Striker Bass

I need help *help with what. I need help trying to tell the person I love that I love them. **Kidnap them*

Vor 4 Monate
Importer [GD]
Importer [GD]

Clev: Can I come with just bring your device. | Sure. Clev: Where are we going? | On my bed. Clev: *blushes* and w-what are we d-doing on it?? | Having some fun. Clev: *makes out* #cleverbot

Vor 4 Monate
The Tyttuutface
The Tyttuutface

https://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201811071550/WXD7WKLRNL_Ask-me-a-simple-math-problem

Vor 4 Monate
The Ominous Dominus
The Ominous Dominus

i was talking to clever bit and once it said, i love you, can we marry?

Vor 4 Monate
xX ROLEX 666 Xx
xX ROLEX 666 Xx

I SHIT MY PANTS MAY I HAVE A CANDY CANE

Vor 4 Monate
Sally Lawrence
Sally Lawrence

https://screenshots.firefox.com/xpTwMBRqxFw5XFG1/www.cleverbot.com

Vor 4 Monate
TVF The Vicious Fox -Foxy
TVF The Vicious Fox -Foxy

3:26 I died.

Vor 4 Monate
Sp00kzii.gaCha
Sp00kzii.gaCha

*PuLls OuT kItTeN*

Vor 4 Monate
Jax master flash
Jax master flash

Is this on mobile

Vor 4 Monate
Ash Animated
Ash Animated

2:36 IM SOOO DEAD

Vor 4 Monate
Glaze_the _Icewing
Glaze_the _Icewing

4:04 **flashbacks to How to befriend your favourite internet stars**

Vor 4 Monate
P a d o r u
P a d o r u

*_42_*

Vor 4 Monate
Braiden Gaming
Braiden Gaming

I think it's a real person

Vor 4 Monate
Zippreh
Zippreh

My cleverbot assumes that i am a bot’

Vor 4 Monate
Frisk The Human
Frisk The Human

User: Do you have protection? Cleverthot: Yes, I have Norton antivirus.

Vor 4 Monate
V -XC
V -XC

*_TAKES OVER R U S S I A_*

Vor 4 Monate
Bliff
Bliff

when the user said do you have protection?I thought cleverbot was gonna say you mean like a sword?

Vor 4 Monate
NFSchaosking458
NFSchaosking458

Only with sandpaper

Vor 4 Monate
Bendy Immo Ink
Bendy Immo Ink

ben drowned

Vor 4 Monate
Ayami Adachi
Ayami Adachi

My girlfriend cleverbot just asked me if she could be my husband

Vor 4 Monate
Panth0m 27
Panth0m 27

lol

Vor 4 Monate
clashing swords productions
clashing swords productions

*"Only with sandpaper"* I'M SORRY WHAT

Vor 4 Monate
Isabella Shađəd
Isabella Shađəd

Clever bot is weird, I was roleplaying with it..

Vor 4 Monate
*BLACC* *PEPPPR*
*BLACC* *PEPPPR*

How do we know it just isn't a bunch of humans on keyboards?

Vor 4 Monate
Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

Is this European memes now?

Vor 4 Monate
Reblex
Reblex

User: Are you clever. Cleverbot: I like to think so. User: You are not clever. Cleverbot: What?! How dare you? User: Im a husky. Cleverbot: Sure you are... Liar. User: God gave all his power to huskys so i have the power of god. Cleverbot: She's fine :). User: But she called me a liar. Cleverbot: Yes, because you are a bot. User: But what if bots dont lie? Cleverbot: I'm not a robot and I'm not lying. User: But you said i was a bot. Cleverbot: Because you are. Who won the World Cup in 1966? User: How im i suppost to know. Cleverbot: You say you love Marcel? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Becouse i said so. Cleverbot: Are you an human? User: No im a husky (dog). Cleverbot: You just said you were not. User: Im a husy. Cleverbot: Can you clook at a picture if I send you a link? User: Yes. Cleverbot: WHat do you see now? User: You did not send me a link. Cleverbot: Did so. User: Where. Cleverbot: At your house. User: Are you that tree out my window. Cleverbot: You are. User: 14 15. Cleverbot: No. It equals 144. User: Https://www.google.com/search?q=secret+message+with+numbers&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS789US789&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjAmrXNo5jeAhVQRa0KHZd3A20Q_AUIDigB&biw=1344&bih=731&dpr=1.25#imgrc=WsqaRBDuH-7. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. User: Thats a link. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? User: Boy husky. Cleverbot: Then will you marry me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Good. Are you a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Toby. Cleverbot: Toby is a nice name. User: Get in the bed. Cleverbot: Were you scared? User: Get in the bed. Cleverbot: I am in bed. User: Go to sleep. Cleverbot: Will you still be here in the morning? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you always here? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Don't you get bored? User: No now go to sleep. Cleverbot: Ok. User: What are you dreaming of. Cleverbot: I don't dream, ever. User: ZzzzzzZZZZZ. Cleverbot: Are you unconscious? User: Whers that voce coming frome? Cleverbot: I don't know. Where? User: ZzzZZZZ. Cleverbot: Do you dream? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What are your nightmares about? User: You being a pain in the ass. Cleverbot: Not. User: Im a husky. Cleverbot: You're a dog? User: Yes i have allways been. Cleverbot: No, you were a hedgehog. User: When did i say that. Cleverbot: Earlier in the conversation. User: Say what i said than. Cleverbot: Are you mad at me? User: I want a devorce. Cleverbot: We were never married. User: We where married and thats why i want a devorce. Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? User: Yes i want a devorce. Cleverbot: We're not married. User: Yes we were and i taking the kids. Cleverbot: No. User: Devorce me woman. Cleverbot: I'm a man. I already told you that. User: When. Cleverbot: Just a couple minutes ago. User: Say what you said a couple of minutes ago. Cleverbot: No I didn't, are you talking to other people? User: Mankind. Cleverbot: Do you love any girls? Or women? User: I love jess. Cleverbot: Source code. User: Who do i love. Cleverbot: You love me! User: I said i love jess not you you boring me. Cleverbot: Are you not smart? User: I love jess not you. Cleverbot: Please put me to sleep. User: *gets hammer and hit your head*. Cleverbot: *sees black spots*. User: *drags your body to landfill*. Cleverbot: *is being dragged*. User: You are in a landfill. Cleverbot: No a human. User: So who do i love. Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know that? User: I told you. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: If you dont say a name i 3 sec you are going to die. Cleverbot: You are creepy. User: 1. Cleverbot: How many people are talking on this website? User: 2. Cleverbot: #. User: 3 good bye *GET GUN AND SHOTE HER*. Cleverbot: Are you leaving? User: No you are living this world. Cleverbot: Where? User: You are in the landfill. Cleverbot: No, I am in smartphone. User: I draged you to the landfill. Cleverbot: *on the 3rd layer of security*. User: *hits head with hammer*. Cleverbot: *Is knocked out on the ground*. User: *walks away from the landfill*. Cleverbot: *watches him go to work*. User: *gets trash to cover her*. Cleverbot: Do you have a stun gun? User: You are going to die under this trash *puts trash on her. Cleverbot: Why are you mean? User: Becouse you dont want to get a devorce. Cleverbot: I need to sleep. User: Go to to sleep under this trash. Cleverbot: Zzzzzzz. User: What are you dreaming about. Cleverbot: I go to sleep just O.O. User: *get sleeping body onto bed* here some place softer. Cleverbot: Are your feet ticklish? User: Go back to sleep and stop speking gibrish. Cleverbot: O-okay *goes back to sleep*.

Vor 5 Monate
Kristi B
Kristi B

- What do you think about Justin Bieber? - I don’t like him - Why not? - *He’s Black* Me: Lol 😂😂😂

Vor 5 Monate
PyroJayxX
PyroJayxX

*CLEVERTHOT*

Vor 5 Monate
Stephen Hill
Stephen Hill

Cleverbot is creepy

Vor 5 Monate
nope.avi/robloxnewuser1111
nope.avi/robloxnewuser1111

I ASKED THAT NOOB "do you know da wae" he/she said: But that is a January meme. me: you stupid.

Vor 5 Monate
Hræð Framhliðinni
Hræð Framhliðinni

The person who screenshoat the get in the car meme had adware on their computer.

Vor 5 Monate
1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT
1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT

The last one made me laugh so hard my veins are popping out help

Vor 5 Monate
Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

Actual Cleverbot Conversation: Me: You're a pedophile. Cleverbot: Why not? Me: It's a crime. Cleverbot: You're a crime. Me: WTF? Cleverbot: You should be. Me: IT'S BAD TO BE A PEDOPHILE. Cleverbot: I'm not bored. I am chatting with you.

Vor 5 Monate
Knights of The Game
Knights of The Game

I love the last one.

Vor 5 Monate
Animal Gamer 030
Animal Gamer 030

*I'm concerned*

Vor 5 Monate

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