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"In Asia you just steal banana leaves from neighbors" As an Asian I see no truer words have been spoken.

Uffff. True that. I even saw my neighbour put up a huge handwriten warning sign say : "Tolong jangan petik daun pisang sini. Bukan tanah bapamu." tbh, it's more explicit than that and you can tell he's really upset.

my mom usually told me to get banana leaves from my neighbour, so this is relatable

This brings me back to my childhood bicycling from villages to villages, picking fruits, banana leaves, drinking coconut water right from the trees. The nostalgia.

@@bagasisgood5152 also Pandan Leaves too... we have few pots in garden, so many my neighbor ask my mom before take the leaves for cooking. but again, some people just snatch it away....

The perfect time to steal banana leaf is 2AM

At this point im convinced jamie is doing his best to impress uncle roger.

And i'm convinced that one day Jamie will start a war with his cooking

Yeah, me too.

@@ISWYDTOR for real????😩😩😩

@@caleb484 Yeah, Nigel said so on the podcast where he reviewed the Jamie Oliver cookbook.

It never ceases to amaze how these videos are always full of both comedy and useful cooking advice from uncle roger

he's sharp. 😎

Comedians do research on the topics they talk about way more than we think.

"Do you think banana leaf grow on tree" is up there with "when I was broke I had no money"

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Define broke.

@@LoLFilmStudios having no money?

@@LoLFilmStudios Not being fixed obviously

"You don't need to ship banana leaf, you just steal from neighbour" As a person who steals banana leaves from my neighbours I can confirm this is true

Sorry but where are you from?

Haiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😂

A Fellow Asian i see

You know the bar is low when uncle Roger measures your success by what you didn’t do wrong 😂

No, you know the bar is low when Jamie Oliver is ground 0 in every video

Omg i love your anime intro 😂❤️

I'm Proud to this Malaysia guys

Muncul kat sini?

hmmm sampai ke sini jugak

Thanks to one of his talented fan

"That's what bubble tea is made out of: just little fish eye in there." This is how Uncle Roger takes revenge on bubble tea shops, which tell him that he underperformed.

I love fish eyes!!!! They are really good! But boba balls are made of cassava root, not fish.

I use fish eyes as bait to catch more fish.

@@woodsman105 wtf

@@woodsman105 is that really working?

@@dennisadiputra2367 yes

As someone from sweden, I would love to try sambal belacan. Traditional swedish cuisine uses a lot of fish and shrimps, and I love it (tho I can't stand Surströmming and would love to see Uncle Roger try it lol)

not the surstömming 😂

Do people actually like.... Eat that stuff?

@@Hellknight101 yes they do 😂 i really dont like it myself though. You can easily buy them in grocery stores here though

@@zerodrakengard well, that sounds like a group of people to add to the list of groups that I fear. People who eat surströmming. They are too powerful

@@zerodrakengard indian here. I tired it. The initial smell was overpowering..however, the taste was pretty good. Went nice with Roti..

As a certified Malaysian i would give him this score: Ingredients: 6/12 Technique: 4/4 Rice: 2/3 Fish: 1/2 Sambal belacan: 0/1 He would have 13/22 score. Not so bad after all this time, just... why did he use tomato puree, it will make the fish more sour because it have the lime already.

Take one point off cuz of the banana leaf wrapping

sister need husband ?

@@voraxe3032 😂😂

@@voraxe3032 🤤😂😂😂

I'm gonna have to see your Malaysia Certification before I believe you

I definitely lost it when Jamie did that unexpected "OOOH... YEEEAUH!"...😆I'm gonna say that when I taste something disgusting from now on 😂

I literally laugh till I'm dizzy whenever Uncle Roger goes 'Yeeauh!'

My husband is Malaysian. He and his brother planted all sorts of plants in the empty field across from their mom’s house here in Florida. Whenever she needs banana leaves or curry leaves or whatever, she goes across the street. Of course, she has a garden with basil and mint and the little stuff out back with the longan tree. They just spent half their Saturday picking longan for her 😂

Who else is waiting for the *sorry children* every video? :>

iwish he wouldn't overdo it on some things

Me

@王首義 :>

I loved it when he said “sorry, Jamie Oliver’s children “ 😂😂😂

Jamie cooks like my mum was taught how to cook in the 70s. Basically with good intentions but fundamentally all kinds of wrong.

🤣👍

What's the relevance of the 70s? Did everyone cook like that back then?

Good intention? Here i am thought he just torturing with his recipe

​​@@Checkmate1138ome cooking stuff in the 20th century was all sorts of strange, the people who did the best usually opened restaurants before big chains devoured half of the industry. The internet and media from the 90's onward gave us some stars who were really skilled and experienced but also had a talent for entertainment-Alton Brown, Gordon Ramsay. Home cooking stuff is way better now than ever cause there's so much more information-free information.

Remember the jello with chicken and shrimp, Watergate salad, or t.v. dinner? Yea, most rational people with decent taste buds won’t miss them. I wonder what kind of ganja boomers were smoking back then 😂

omg the sambal belacan for your neighbour bit had me dying. hai! fellow malaysian here, my mom used to study in scotland, and there’s this one time her housemates got a bit too rowdy and loud, she decided to fry ikan kering, they dispersed soon after :D

Malaysia boleh!!

I had no idea it would be that easy to get rid of my neighbor. 😂😂😂😂 I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard!

I remember my condo board complaining about the Philipinalady cooking. I didn't have the heart to tell them I wanted to knock on the door to go there for dinner every night.

Honestly if I wanted to chase my roommate out of my house I would buy jack fruit, the stinkiest fruit on the planet that you can smell from ten miles away.

Hahaha, try jengkol too

We use banana leaves in the Philippines too,it's best for fish. We also have our kind of sambal that is called "uyap" or "bagoong" which is a shrimp paste too

@@Tanjiro8983 nobody obviously, it's just an information dmbass.

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i was laughing so hard during this episode! especially the blooper of "this fish so white, it look like it about to storm capital"

Man I feel spoiled living in the part of the US I do. Surrounded by immigrants if you can think of a country, I can get their ingredients. I love exploring all the small restaurants, little grocers (or for H mart giant ones) and trying to cook new dishes. Seeing Jamie Oliver usually whitify the hell out of most dishes outside this one is depressing as hell lol

His giggles after he loses character is adorable

Agreed

ah don't be soapy

B O N K

Why you break character, Nephew Nigel? So weak, soooo weak.

You're a chair. You're not allowed to have feelings.

In US, love your videos. I make homemade fried rice but I have learned so much about making it far better. My kids appreciate what I learned, I get to smile and enjoy the videos. Thank you. I have to say, most Americans (me), just love the smell of bleach and a sparkling clean house/kitchen. My friend, Mr. Lee, from Vietnam is always teaching me something about growing herbs and vegetables and different flavor combinations that I have never experienced here, even in the “most authentic” restaurants.

About the bleach smell... It makes me wonder what is being covered up. Incompatable with flavor.Very unappetizing. 🤢

If he was from Vietnam, his name is spelled Le.

I need more videos from Uncle Roger. I love them so much. Even my husband, who has adversion to me watching cooking videos, loves them. Please do more I'm sure there are plenty of crazy cooking videos that need your adjudication.

I heard about Jamie when I was 10 years old already. It's been 30 years since ! It seems like he's been here forever and never gets old.

In Sri Lanka, we have a chilli paste that is somewhat similar to Jamie’s, in the sense that it is raw, except that we add salt. So the paste is passable to us Sri Lankans 👌

First time here ( we are in 2023) and guys this is the most entertaining channel of all time. Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

same !!!!!!!!!!! i only discoverd this about 8 hours ago and i've been watching his videos the past 8 hours !!!!!!!!!

Jamie looks like he is trying so hard to impress uncle Roger and still failing.😆😆😆

So is the struggle of every asian kids trying to please their parents

He did pretty good.

Western chef in general not good at cookingAsian foods . The way they know very little and quite surface. 😄

@@AvocadoPit that hits different

Failing means new learnings...

The fact that the phrase "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree" still makes sense since banana trees aren't tress

Uncle Roger makes me laugh every day and now I don’t have anger issues anymore

As a whyte pee-poole, I appreciate your cooking knowledge. My fried rice and asian food,as a whole, has next level game now. 😊

I laughed so hard till crying. 😂 Great jokes and wonderful roasting. Good tips too. Would love to make this 😁

“You don’t need to ship banana leaf from so far away, you can just steal from neighbor” Words of wisdom

steak yeah.. nice lmao Edit : thx god u edit that out

I like your profile picture!! Hana-chan

Same vibe as stealing fruit off the branches that are hanging in my yard My oranges now fools

I did that

I'm shocked he did so well

Im shocked you shocked. He is 50 times better than you..

Still remember going to a restaurant with my dad and he ordered the fish, he specifically asked them to cut the head off but they didn't. When he got his plate he put a napkin over the fishes face and said it was looking at him funny

Me & my wife once went to jamie oliver restaurant in Bali out of curiosity. The ravioli tasted like rubber and the pizza tasted like raw dough. I cant believe that guy tried to cook asian food while he cant even cook western food2💀

The investors in Oliver's restaurants had to eat £80 million in losses, which is just an astonishing figure. Chili jam in rice is nothing compared to that.

There was a Jamie Oliver restaurant at the Vienna airport and I tried it out of curiosity and I was so angry, I wasted my pre flight breakfast on this tasteless food even though I saw nobody was sitting there. We have some really good restaurants at the Vienna airport and luckily next time I went there the Jamie Oliver was replaced with something better too.

As an indonesian. They should ban that resto from opening

The “Do you think banana leaf grow on trees?” got me laughing so hard😂

Do you think banana leaves grow on trees? Left me laughing for 5 mins straight

“Jamie, I hope you don’t fuck it up. Otherwise this fish died for nothing.” Fucking comedy gold!

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I LOLed so hard!!!

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I love how he says the most generic things when he tastes his meals "The flavors, it's all...there"

It's even funnier when he tries to get specific. I remember him describing his Thai green curry as tasting, "tropical," when the flavours involved were, to all intents and purposes given the quantities of ingredients used and how they were cooked, chicken, shallot and coriander.

It may be all there, but it's all in the wrong place.

I love how stereotype you act and how different you sound when you get your regular voice ich love your videos and hope you have a healthy time . Stay save Uncle Roger Best regards from Germany

At first I was behaving like whites people but after 3 years of dating a Filipina I can confidently say I act like an Asian haha.. this content is so relatable to me .. eating with hands, shrimp paste, MSG , etcetera.. learned so much

I had a friend from nepal and his wife made us dinner all the time. Every time we ate with our hands unless it had a broth. It's actually really enjoyable, and sometimes it's the proper way to eat. In some Spanish dishes you're supposed to eat it with your hand like breakfast which is usually tortilla, eggs and chorizo

I live in Mobile AL and I have banana trees, my neighbors are Nigerian and they use them in their cooking as well but they don't steal them, they politely ask if they can have a few. I've told them they don't need to ask, they can have as many as they want but they still ask. I love trying foods from other cultures, maybe one day I'll learn to make good egg fried rice even...

earning the "Uncle" title from Uncle Roger is like earning a "Dato Seri" title in Malaysia 😂 🤣

Uncle star

True🤣🤣

Hope I can get one for my channel someday 🤣

Can’t stop laughing! You’ve made my day Uncle Roger…..your hilarious.

Uncle Roger is like me when I watch people deal with kids at work, constantly judging and getting upset when they f- up

Uncle Roger, I was drinking a Boba tea when you mentioned they are made of fish eyeballs. Why do you give up all the secrets? Now I will have to fight the queue every time I want a quarter sweet, black Earl Grey with large balls. 😂 Love you Uncle!

British people rarely eat with their fingers, so you have to forgive him for the bird like food. In the US we eat a lot of foods that can be eaten with hands.

I'd like to counter that with the fact that a lot of American food isn't considered food here.

Yeah.....So British still practicing eating subway sandwich, hotdogs, burger etc with fork and knife?? 😂😂

@@MrQuijibo Trust me Anglo the feeling is mutual.

@@FitzPenn 😂😂😂

@@MrQuijibo 'A lot of people here are wrong about things.' is a weird counter but okay.

You really have a thing for Jamie, don’t you?…… must be true love! 😂😂😂

No it's called true hatred

“You don’t need to ship banana leaves from far away. You just steal from neighbor.” Uncle Roger is right. I used to be that neighbor who got stolen from. Seriously 😒😒

I Am still even up to now😅😂 Not even my neighbours just random 🍌🥬🥬🥬🌴🌴🌴🌴 along the side roads 😂😂

My mother grows her own banana tree😂

U r a true asian

yeah. we see some banana trees on the side of the road, just chop them leafs and take em home. no question asked.

"Do you think banana leaves grow on tree?" I was like "Noo- wait what the fuck?" and my brain basically disconnected from the server for a few seconds because of the error

Technically no, because banana plants aren't considered trees because their trunks aren't woody.

@@rebeccahicks2392 so are they just whole leaves with no wood or is it some kind of weird mushroom?

That is my reaction

@@chiisan3776 Its a forking huge herb. Like, literally the hugest herb. You know like most plants that aren't trees, basil etc? Yea. Except Banana decided to use the base of its dead leaves as a foundation to go vertical like a really gross version of neck rings.

As someone who eats with my hands but lives in the US, I appreciate Uncle Roger’s approval of eating with hands :)

My grandpa refuses to eat the fish if it isn't served full lol he's always preferred to see the full animal than the pieces of it. It probably also has to do with the fact he owns a restaurant lol

So cute... especially when he giggles😍

Lord, I died laughing when he skipped the salad part🤣🤣

Jamie: "Eat with his hands" Uncle Roger: Fuiyo- Jamie: "baby bird technique" Uncle Roger: Haiya....

OMG OMG he will always be remembered as a Legend

that was the fastest FUIYOH and HAIYA at the same time😂😂😂

11:34 lol

Compliment too fast again

I died laughing at the compliment to early part when he was eating with his hands. Almost choked on my food lol

Jamies spiral staircase game is pretty legendary (good way to deliver spices to the dish)

This roasting is so funny. Just keep going on until Jamie applies for uncle title cooking school.

Just found your channel at 3am. Still watching at 7am. Thanks Mr Roger for making my morning fun

I actually worked with an america who chunked his entire plate of food from across the office into the trash bin because the fish was fried whole😂. He literally said he don't eat things that look back at him🤣. I can tell you what uncle said is true.

I want a "vegetables taste like sad" t-shirt.

I would def make a purchase!

i’d buy one

Me too...

You should know that there's many Crazy Vegans (not pertaining to all) our there.

This man always makes my day😀

I've found that when something is seriously good, people actually make this sort of serious/disbelief/wow face that passes in exactly that order. No fake "Yeah!"

I'm thai, as kids when we had fish me and my brother always fought about you would get to eat the fisheyes... thought there are two😅 But honestly... the best part of my mother's fried fish are the eyes 👀

OMG... when my american colleague came here in Asia and ate at a restaurant she was shocked to see the fish served has head still attached... at first i didn't undestand. Then later on she said it's her first time to be served with whole fish instead of filleted fish. I told her, Asians use every edible part of meat, fish and vegetable in cooking.

I'm half malaysian and i agree with literally everything uncle roger says in this video.

As you can see, my wife is from Thailand. My family is from Italy. We have agreed non-verbally to not interfere with each other's culture cooking. I let her cook her way (which is amazing) and she lets me cook mine (freshly rolled pasta, marinara from fresh tomatoes, and home made meatballs.) Her Lab Moo is amazing.

Love lab moo too.

Best of both worlds

@Yabaoey Man Maybe he means Larb Mhoo (ลาบหมู)?

My husband also inlove with Larb Mhoo too

What's Lab Moo? And by the way, you could swap recipes every once in a while

Feel like Jamie Oliver is secretly watching all of Uncle Roger's reaction weejios and ambitious to impress him

The “sorry children” gets me every time

i feel like Jamie would be so much better of a chef if he just listened to some of uncle rogers videos

its always a shock to hear his real voice during the bloopers

As someone from the Caribbean, stealing a banana leaf from your neighbour is relatable.

All those outtakes show how much time and effort he puts into these videos and that is remarkable. Uncle Roger doing fuiyoh job in entertaining us.

but it also mean that all those outtakes show how fake/scripted his reaction is, isn't it?

@@blackpepper2610 bruh it always has been scripted. Did u seriously think he reacts on the spot? Lol

@@hillowatheee1130 you're right, lol

"life is too short for salad" YOU HAVE BECOME MY HERO RIGHT HERE

Best intro ever I love how you look at the chili jam like it is something you have never seen.😂

it’s a new undiscovered chemical formula

6:40 Uncle Roger:"Jamie I hope you don't f*ck it up, otherwise this fish die for nothing" Me:"Dying from laughing"

I wonder if we will ever hear Uncle Roger say Uncle Jamie 😂

Pretty sure that when you use a mortor and pestle as opposed to a food processor the chemical breakdown of the food is different as well. Chopping all the ingredients up just doesn't release as much aromatics and flavor as opposed to a mortar and pestle because you're literally smashing their cell walls. But please feel free to tell me if I'm wrong 😂

You know he’s doing well after seeing that animated intro

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest YouTuber ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening fb

@@adiyaroy9164 🤣

That was actually created by one of his fans.

@@adiyaroy9164 BURNED OOHHHH

Uncle Roger has become my fav in youtube world 😂😂😂🤣

I love this dude. I love how he's so stereotypical. Actually funny content

Uncle Roger - When I need a work break or just need to laugh, I just watch one of your videos.

In a Mexican restaurant, I usually order deep fried while fish. I am not afraid of bone. Bone should be afraid of me because I can eat an entire fish without choking on bone. I am willing to try other whole fish dishes. The literal ones. 😅

I laughed the entire time I watch these videos! hahaha

I love how you explain yourself, you're really interesting to listen to!

My aunt told me about a time she went to a restaurant and ordered fish (I don't know what kind), but it was served with the head on. She found it so unsettling, she put her napkin over its head so she could eat it. 😂😂

Looking at the title I already know it's a 0% chance Jamie can actually redeem this himself

11:02 uncle Roger's cute little giggles made me🤭😍🥰❤️

i am malaysian, and i can confirm that uncle roger is extremely true.

As a Malaysian, that "steal from neighbor" line hit a little to close to home. My best friend had a mango tree that grew inside her yard near her gate and every time there were mangoes... the neighbors would take them.

We had that happen to us too,but in our case the neighbors were throwing stones at the fruit,some of which landed on our roof

my grandma's neighbour's mango broke my grandma's roof, same concept, different execution/

i do steal banana leaves whenever my mom cook baked fish 😂

My neighbour will ask once, and will take the fruit for a lifetime

@@amaninaa.r3342 LOL so accurate. Lifetime approval 😂😂

The way he masterfully differentiated the food processor and rice cooker.....pew... Amazing!

I agree with food processor destroys flavour. You can always tell the taste of sambal made with blender/ food processor and mortar+pestle. Completely different.

Uncle Roger just sits and roasted perfectly done 😂

In Indonesia we don't always fry the sambal.....it depends which type of sambal, I personally like fresh small chilli eaten raw or made fine with ulek2 (pestle and mortar) fresh with or without trassi/belachan. My mums fried rice (red colour and very hot) is actually just rice with a lot of red fried chilli and egg, different than Javanese and chinese fried rice.

I'm an American in my 50s. When I was growing up, we Americans the negative stereotypes about Brits were that they have bad teeth and their food is usually boiled much or boiled stringy meat. That's why this conversation is funny to me. British chef is an oxymoron.

I don’t think there’s anything more accurate than “stealing banana leaves from neighbour”... but in my case I’m the neighbour 🙂

Too Relatable...

In indonesia there is a ghost called pocong under that tree

Condolences to your poor tree

Okay spill it what do you steal from your neighbors😂

Lmao I'm your neighbour

I can’t stop binge watching your videos there sooooo good!!

But seriously, I grew up eating fish heads with my parents. The eye and cheek meat are so yummy and nutritious. I highly recommend for all ages

I like the flesh on the cheek, consistency the same as the fish body. Eyes, hmm, i haven't eaten those for a long time. I forgot how the eyes taste like.

I thought the image of the bird feeding it's 🐥 babies with Jamie Oliver's face attached to it was hilarious and I don't know why.

I went on a cruise and on the ship there was one of Jamie Oliver's italian restaurants and it was very good, it was $50 and you could order the entire menu if you wanted and it would still only be $50