The best part about this is that school fundraisers have not changed a single bit

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@Judy Neutron LMAO FLATSCREEN TV

@Jacob Knowles I won a snickers

In fact I’ve never really just hang out with friends whenever I want to since I go to a preparatory school, so everyone is all over the place. So my friends live too far. Hell, I can’t even walk since it’s a 2 hour walk to my school. And we don’t have busses since like I said, everyone is all over the place. So I’ve never grown up with doing that sort of stuff. I kind of feel like a missed out on it all my life

We’ve never done anything like that

“Are the Russians attacking!” Couldn’t be a more perfect time for that to be said than now😂

@aqwerfian im just answering his question dude.

@Jakob's Stuff cope

Quick Hans! Get the MP 40 and the Lugers!

@小偷看No face because its a controversial joke. War is a serious thing that can affect many people. So don't joke about it unless wanna be framed as an asshole.

predicted it a little late but alright

“Don’t talk to strangers, go door to door selling candy bars.”

Adults make up your damn minds😑

Now he never said he had to talk to them

“Don’t talk to strangers, now go into this building where every adult inside is a stranger.”

Dont get in a car with a stranger, call an uber

Micheal:"Dad, I'm selling candy bars. Would you buy some?" Micheal's Dad:"Sure, I'll give you 10." Micheal:"Ten dollars!?" Micheal's Dad:"No! Ten across the ass!"

true

thats funny

@Zepsi_Sepsi I know ;)

Lol

Lol

The Russian joke didn’t age well lmao

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I mean, it kind of did. It is the Russians this time.

Oh contrary, it aged very well.

School fundraisers basically taught us that we'd get ripped off in our future

It’s probably the only thing useful they ever taught me

FR, you won the award of the best comment

Yep

3 weeks wait Well worth it

Yup

"I'm selling these here candy bars, because the millions of dollars in tax money isn't enough for our school!"

@American CountryBall I don’t think that was said in the video, especially word for word.

BOO-YAAH!👍😋

Exactly, our government hates paying for schools but wastes billions on special projects for the military

@OB1 tuber well it’s underrated because it’s exactly what he said in the video word by word

Underrated comment

0:12 aged like fine wine

@Ryan Phillips ?

Yes they are

Just wait until you see his other videos

When I was in 7th grade, I got in trouble for inflating the price of the candy bars so I could make a profit. I felt if they could use me as forced labor, I should at least get paid something for it. Even convicts working in the prison laundry get paid. No one else seemed to see it that way.

I've watched probably 3 hours worth of your vids and you bring back so many memories for me! Definitely sounds like you grew up in a small town. Every single video is so relatable to me.

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@Hello doggo 💀 touché

I’m a Puerto Rican from Ponce,wassup

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L ok

Yea

I remember having to sell some raffle tickets for the school, except I kept the money for myself because I lost the envelope every time.

I can confirm that school fundraisers basically didn't change. The last time I seen one of the grand prizes was a mini popcorn machine you could probably guy on amazon.

Russian joke aged really well😂

lol it did

We had a school fundraiser and we had the best chocolate bars! We had almond, hazelnut, caramel, and mint chocolate bars. A women liked them so much that the next day she came to our house and asked if she could buy some more.

"They taste like an alarm clock" weirdly realistic description of how they taste

You've taste an alarm clock?

@Amarillo Dragón Only one way to find out. :)

Probably because they're "chocolate" bars made with 0% chocolate and 100% lies.

@Mossad agent but why though

Damn this hit home, I remember those day, easily my fav episode.

Just found these videos! Love em! My favorite new channel. I can’t remember a lot from my younger years, but I can relate to so much of this.

ive been binge watching all day and his art style never gets better and I like it

“Are the Russians attacking” takes on a whole new meaning now.

I was thinking the same thing!

A man once said “alright” in every starting of his show

More like in every starting of his class, if you know what I mean

Alright

Me

Alright? Alright

Thanks bro

When I was a kid, I always wondered how so and so is always achieving the #1 spot when it came to fundraiders and other such things. Eventually I figured it out and pissed me off soo much knowing their lazy asses got their parents to do it.

I remember going to my local bodegas and selling the whole box for $5 cheaper. Then putting the money back in the envelope for the fundraiser. Little did I know that was not only against the rules but it was also illegal. I won nothing and the bodega closed 😂😂

I bought one of those damned candy bars not long ago, and let me tell you, the recipe has not changed in the 21 years I've been on this earth

Dude I felt the part where that rich kid’s parents did all the work 😂. In elementary school, our first place prize was an expensive mountain bike and this kid whose mom was an executive at Bank of America just took her kid’s candy bars to one of their corporate buildings and probably had her assistants run around to cubicles selling the damn things. I can remember how many he sold but I remember we were all in absolute disbelief when the numbers were announced in the gym 😂. Ironically he already has a bike nicer than the prize he won. At that moment, I realized I was doomed to watch shitty flash animations in my free time between breaks at my future dead end job. And here we are 😂

Same thing that Happened at my elementary school If I remember correctly. Kids who parents would at an corporate offices win the prize. One year all of winners got to ride in limousine to have lunch at I think Subway. I remember watching outside my class room since my classroom had huge windows looking at parking lot. Good times all around.

“My dad said that this guy isn’t allowed to go 300 yards into a chucky cheese” That killed me

@Ollie Minecraft Why would you share where you live?

IKR LOL

I just passed that part

@Los Tortugas de Oaxaca Lmao what the f---

These videos always make me laugh

I ALWAYS had my mom take the stuff to her work! Worked every single time

I can say from personal experience school fundraisers haven’t changed

I remember those... That shit got EVERYONE hyped.

blame the schools that taught kids how to hustle then they leveled up to drug dealing lol

Hmmmmmm

@50%shark50%human Could I get some context to what it is your talking about

The same kids who were terrible at anything school related but were somehow complete beasts at converting ounces to grams 😂🍃

In my school it was magazines. I wondered at the time how this was legal. I'm still wondering.

It's kind of surprising how similar some things were between the 80s and the 90s

2:18 Ah yes, the scheme ish idea SpongeBob and Patrick had after failing to sell theirs normally. This’ll truly always and forever be one of the best cash grabs in history

As a teacher who does a candy bar fundraiser every year, I relate!

I remember back in the early 80s having a city wide nuke drill when we were in school. Our city being near a major NORAD base making us a target for attack in the event of a nuke war. The worse part was the air raid siren. We were scared shitless and all we talked about was Red Dawn. Good times

This one is my favorite! I’ve watched it a hundred times and laugh my ass off!! “Idk who the F*** Tony Danza is but I gotta have that slap bracelet” Lmao

I love your videos I can’t stop watching them because they are so funny

I remember doing this except my drunk mom ended up eating half of them, then blamed me saying she had a couple and I ate the rest.

My mom never let me participate she literally told the school “No” and gave the box back.

@Dememeitized every year it would be a certain amount for a limo ride and I’d sell the exact amount for the limo ride, some of my friends would be in the limo and it was the most fun thing ever

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Smart woman. My mom was the same, and though I felt embarrassed at the time, she was right. They got more than enough funding through our taxes. Lol

@Organized Chaos We sold World's Finest Chocolate bars, and cookie dough. The chocolate was moderately priced and it had slight above average taste so for $1 it was fine, now the cookie dough was a sham tasted horrible and felt like dried out silly puddy.

"The state of New Mexico" is funnier to me because the only candy bar selling I've ever done was IN New Mexico.

At my school our “grand prize” was a bucket of cheese balls every year 😂

Whaaaaat? 😂

I appreciated the guy with the old Gregg shirt still one of the best things I’ve ever watched

I laughed so hard when he said the grand prize is the state of New Mexico 🤣

Brewstew is by far the best YouTuber. He gets straight to the point, his videos aren't cluttered with sponsors or advertisements, he doesn't get political,

These stories are pure gold.

I remember my mom would never let me participate in the school fundraisers. She said it was a ripoff and waste of my time. I was upset because at my school they had a bunch of fun events for everyone who participated in selling the chocolate or whatever it was. 90% of the school participated which meant it was like me and 5 other kids in my grade were forced to sit in our classroom while everyone else went around the school to do fun things and get candy. However, my teacher was awesome. She let us go outside and play for most of the time and even got us some of the treats meant for the other kids. When the other kids came back they complained how long it took to wait in lines to do activities and they were even envious of me and the others for just getting to go out and play outside. I went home and thanked my mom for not allowing me to participate.

I remember the candy bars. Although, one of our top prizes was a Limo ride with pizza.

The only fundraiser I remember was in middle school. We had to sell cups with sports teams, military branches, etc to raise funds to replace 2 of the basketball hoops in the gym with brand new hydraulic ones that would raise and lower with electricity.

Normal people: Hey everbody! How are ya! Tyler: Aight lets get this overwith.

@psygn0sis nah that would be you.

@AxxL you look like the onceler from the Lorax

Bro this is why am still on youtube

Anddddd… this brought back the long buried memory of how I actually made enough money for the fundraiser to win a cell phone. Not a good one mind, you.. but I won it fair and square. However, the school decided I didn’t need one and never gave me my winnings. Thanks for bringing up that trauma.

Both my parents worked for the post office so I always sold the most candy in my class 🤣🤣🤣

Damn, now I wanna do a fund raiser and win the state of New Mexico now

I always wanted those damn spy sunglasses. The ones with mirror on the inside to see behind you. Never got it because I never cared enough to sell one.

Schools are so smart they make $300 profit on cookies and they give the child a squishy toy

@Big man 2

@KIN SUN CHAN xf?2eeys

At least you guys got something

@CharaDreemurr21X well not that rich we still use chrome books. Plus no one ever gets over 50$ so yeah

@Big man lol rich school

Hahahahaha! The neighbor with the old Greg shirt is freakin awesome - kuz you know what old Greg is got....right kid's? - he's old greg!! And he's gotta....

0:12 aged so damn well😅

i remember doing this once. got a trip to six flags for the whole class cause we sold so many

We only had one of those when I was in 3rd grade and I remember the principal got up on stage and said "sell as many candy bars as you can we don't have enough money in the budget for the prizes."

I participated in that shit ONCE. About half way through I realized that the amount of effort I was putting into that scam was in no way worth the happy meal toys they were giving away. I ended up just keeping the money and telling everyone that some older kid beat me up and stole it. Y'all enjoy your shitty yo-yo or off brand Stretch Armstrong, I'm going to the arcade, maybe get myself a new Nintendo game.

@theycallmesteve That sucks. Well I don't know how old you are now, so don't let that damper your courage on doing stuff later in life where they don't have legal guardian rights over you anymore. Still be careful though, but really, it was just a theme park.

@Michaels Carport My parents won't let me participate in that kind of stuff, thinking some s*** or something like that would happen that could get me killed. I gave up the first time I heard of fundraising (which was the first time my mom and dad denied me the opportunity to fundraise and I just accepted that).

@theycallmesteve It really was. I'd actually forgotten about it until this video, thinking back it's probably one of the highlights of that time of my life.

@Michaels Carport Now THAT's a true prize.

There was just the one that I recall that actually had a prize. It was the last one I ever did because well, I was in grade 12 iirc. The prize was the class that sold the most got a day at seaworld. Our class was engineering drawing and was the smallest out of the whole grade, like there was only about 11 of us. There was one guy who was a beast and sold tons. Well in the end we won and had a kick arse day with basically run of the whole park to ourselves as it was a week day and with no other kids there. We'd get on rides and they'd just keep them running with no stops. Ever been on a rollercoaster that just kept going? lol. Plus we had a full sized coach bus to go down on, spread ourselves all over that thing as yea, a 50 seater coach to like 12 people.

Our grand prize was a piece of duct tape. To tape our principal to the wall. It worked but what a hell of a grand prize

I remember back when he has 500,000 subscribers, congratulations on your awesome YouTube channel, you definitely deserve more than that damn Logan Paul

Ah, the "are the russians attacking?" joke aged like fine milk

@Janice Small 🤣🤣

I lived thru the cuban missile crisis. That line would empty a room (yes dad beat my ass)

Made serious bank as a kid bumping the price up a dollar per bar. Also some guy with the munchies real bad bought out my whole box at the inflated rate, then let me keep like $20 in change. Just stoned off his balls and in a great mood lol.

The Russia invading bit has aged like milk lmao

Ugh...I remember having to do this a few times as a kid in the 1980s and it was every bit as bad as this. So no...things have not changed at all.

Ur videos are so funny I laughed my ass off

This is so hilarious. Why am I only finding out about it years later?? oh well, better late than never!

When they gave us candy bars to sell in our school we didn’t sell them we just ate them all on the spot.

ditto

@ecliptic solar this guys got the right idea

i sold them and kept the money and candybars

@Nicholas make me

exactly what i did...i never even told my parents i had them lol...gone in a week lol

I remember once my school had a fundraiser and if you sold the most in the whole school you’d get an iPad.

My experience was almost exactly like this except for two things. 1, I was the kid whose parent sold 3000 dollars of chocolates at their workplace. 2, there was no grand first prizes, or prizes at all actually

Partner, I had this one fundraiser back in my old elementary school (I’m in college now) and one of the prizes was a fricking limousine ride to a freaking ice cream store for all the ice cream you could ever want.

One time in middle school the school gave mountain bikes to the kids with perfect attendance, all 3 kids that won looked like first graders

2:15 "We decided to start lying to people" Isn't that what SpongeBob and Patrick did in that one episode?

Ya spongbob copied Tyler

Yeah but the lies Tyler used are more realistic where as Spongebob and Patrick's lies were ridiculous like you will rule the world or you will become less ugly

@Lynette P I always hated it

**Knock Knock** "I love you"

Sweet, sweet chocolate 🤣🤣

"The kid who won didn't scour his neighborhood and dodge pedos left and right"....that one got me 😂

Let's be honest we've all wanted to steal some of those candy bars before

My school still has these kinda fundraisers, but there's also the fun new kind where you sell mattresses.

This is like the fifth brewstew video in the last few days with a “is it the Russians” joke. It hits different in the current world news

As someone who lives in new mexico I couldn't stop laughing about the ending

Saaaame

To be fair that’s what I did when I had fundraisers at my school, my parents and grandparents would take it to their work and see if anyone wanted anything and I mostly sold candles, cookies and popcorn

It’s Nice to See that school hasn’t changed since the 90s

This is so god damn relatable, I had go door to door in 4th grade and sell the most malleys chocolates (malleys is an Ohio only thing) and only the guy who makes my school the most money gets $100, and since $100 as a kid is the same as being a multi millionaire as an adult, me and the kids were pretty hyped, I made my little diddly doo over $500 dollars, the second place barely broke the $100 mark, so good in you mr elementary school, you exploited me for money and i got money too, it’s a win win lose

I remember back in Jr. high I participated in a school fundraiser selling these giant coupon books known as entertainment packs which were about $20-$50 a pop (I can't remember), anyway one of the big grand prizes were two brand new Game Boy Colors (Atomic Purple or Kiwi Green) I really wanted a new Game Boy because my old original Game Boy was outdated as Hell. I ended up selling alot of books, until I found out that I was ten books short of winning one of those sweet new Game Boy Color's. About two years later I got a Game Boy Advance for Christmas with Mario Kart: Super Circuit (sweet!).

As someone who lives in New Mexico, even I don't want to win the whole state, the prize would've been cooler if it were fucking Pokemon Stadium 2

As a resident of the land of entrapment, I agree with this year old comment. Shit I'd sell it for a rom of fire red

That's how we get our fuckin governors though🤣🤣

Its fucking pokemon in 3D for God's sake!

Cmon cmon we have Blake’s that’s pretty worth it

Ruidoso here

At my school, we can't beat having a state as first prize, but all our other prizes were laptobs and tablets and crap like that.

They should have sold it to each other so you could win the prizes without even moving

Loving the subtle mighty boosh reference ..: next time come back with baileys & candy bars 😂

2:04 Had me dying 🤣

You’re selling chocolate? Yes sir, with or without nuts? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE!!!!

Lol! I love that episode of ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, ‘Chocolate With Nuts’! ^_^

Y candy sale was to pay for my field trip. So i stood outside my apartment and was selling candy at the corner like i was a drug dealer. It worked. 😂

The first guy was wearing an old Greg shirt I’m dying laughing lol

I use to love doing this as a kid until one day for the school dance I sold chocolates and I knew this wasn't worth it when I rang the door bell and I heard the door unlock and before I do the rehearsed "Do you want to buy choclates for the JROTC Funraiser", a barrel from a 9mm was 4-6 inches away from my face and he asked why am I am here, all I could do or say "I'm selling chocolates"..the guy step away closing the door with the gun still aimed at me and said "I'm not interested"

I love your videos👍🏾💯😂

We just got an early Christmas gift

Ethen you mean 4.6k likes lol

I liked this when the video came out

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I remember when my elementary school had a fundraiser and if we raised 1000 dollars we would get a 10 dollar speaker set

When they made me sell candy bars the teacher said we had to sell a minimum of 2 boxes or we would fail the class.... I got lucky and the first house I went to bought both full boxes that I had.... then the teacher told me I had to sell more, I told him I sold my 2 boxes and he would have to pay me a working wage if he wanted me to continue.

You have never been MORE CORRECT than with the work bit, it seems like they sold like 700,000 candy bars

I did this once and thought all the stuff that was for people was for me… I ate half and broke the other half of things people ordered 😅🤣🤣

Brewstew uploads and whatever happened that day doesn’t matter.

I had a school fundraiser, we had decent prizes, the grand prizes were literally equal to the state of Mexico, a VR set for first, 200$ visa gift card for second and third was probably something good, the person who won sold 11 box’s (u had to sell 1 chocolates at a time and there was like 20 per box) anwyays I got a fidget spinner