“If you guys are big fans of Santa don’t come in here” is probably both one of the strangest and most ominous things I’ve ever heard Wade say, with or without context

@darksabershark santa fans disagree

@darksabershark don't spoil it!!!

I'm a fan of KF2 Badass Santa.

@darksabershark chill kid, sheesh, also its wrapping

@just no one make me

Bob and wade: *die in like two hits from bigfoot* Mark: *survives 10 or so attacks, a bear mauling, trying to jump off a cliff and blowing himself up*

It's like silence haha

Oh and a trap

hes got that overpowered youtuber armor, he cant be killed beacuse he needs the gameplay and content.

Mark is my 50 cent

Mark having plot armor

Mark trying desperately to die but getting hit and run over and over by Bigfoot was like Greek myth level of irony.

Real big ending of "The Mist" vibes

for the next big foot/yeti episode. You're welcome.

I love how Mark keeps saying they'll be safe hiding in the cabins- where all the doors and windows have already been broken down.

Mark is clearly the protagonist of a horror movie with that statement 😂😂😂😂

I mean... I would think that what would make the cabins a decent place to hole up in is that they're defensible. There's only one way in and out of the building, since I doubt that Bigfoot can actually destroy the building itself, so you can set traps at the one entrance and exit and just sit and wait for Bigfoot to come at you. He may still get you, but you can get more shots off on him before he escapes. And he's FAR more likely to step in one of the traps if it's the only way to get at you, especially compared to you just standing in an open area, putting the trap down and hoping he'll step in it like this group often does.

@Zero Lynnfield I assure you I am very real

@Nightmare fredbear yeah I mean a bear is tough but if they shoot well place bullets in the bear then it would probably work

@Zero Lynnfield that's not enough

Mark: **hunting for totems** Meanwhile: "Oh you're so fast!" "Bob he knocked you down" "Yeah he did tho!" "..." "Oh shoot, hey Mark?" "Yeah?" Game: *"Muyskerm was sent to heaven"*

32:32

what timing, when i went to the comments, i see this and started reading it during the video and the exact lines were playing as i was reading it

"muyskerm was sent to heaven" sent me lmao

@KingSolidTails I’m creaming and beaming

Absolutely comin and doomin rn

I love all these collaborative games where the gang is hunting stuff

oh yeah...sure ok well so

How come these arent on Twitch anymore? Am i missing something or was this only uploaded to Youtube.

ok sure

Oh sure ok well

@Sarawud Salee we got a grumpy guss over here😄

The delivery from Wade concernedly saying "GUYS..?" to screaming "HE'S IN THE CAMPER!!!" at 21:00 absolutely SENT me! I couldn't stop laughing and ended up falling off the couch.

@trym halvorsen "CAPTAIN!!! LOOK!" **Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays as a huge ship charges into them**

@blank I wanted to give everyone a few extra seconds to really get to hear it. :)

@Jordan Mills I was fine! I just barely missed the end table lol.

I thought of the «CAPTAIN» clip from sea of thieves

Between that and 24:26 — I don’t know which one cracked me up more.

23:10 markiplier: trying to save his friends Also mark: looting every place he comes across

Mark: Let’s set a trap. Me: remembers what happened to Wade last time yes

happening last time 🤣🤣

Mark: support this game and its developers Also Mark: *points out copyright infringement*

It’s a heads up so the developers don’t get caught up in legal trouble

Everyone: "There aren't enough totems!" *_Visible space for more than one body on the pedestal_*

You still need more totems if you die more than once

@Mertes oh.

@GodzillaKaiju Same lol, I was wondering why he didn't bring Wade there as well .... well, I mean... not with the _reasoning he didn't,_ anyways :p

😂😂

@Mertes ah, rip

22:21 Even a bear almost killed Mark right there, it's like the entire forest is trying to get rid of them

Reminds me of another game these guys played where they were in a forest and everything was trying to kill you 🤔

@fruity granulizer you seem like you are 40 😭

@lol hi well then it was a poor attempt imo, but to each their own

@fruity granulizer being funny

@Tobee _gamer yeah so?

Due to his unkillable nature, Flark somehow managed to kill Bigfoot, who had killed (and only killed) his friends. Despite the victory and his friends being avenged, Flark screamed at the sky, "God damn it, let me die!" To his late friends' amusement, Flark lived for a hundred and one years. The End.

😂😂

So, the tale of Flark is that he rescued his friend, abandoned his "forgotten friend" Glade, list his friend he saved, and steuggled to die. And still to this day, does no one know the name of the friend he lost TWICE.

Cob. Short for "Corn Cob".

And the kicker: it's *Bob* who's telling the story. So essentially, Bob forgot *himself*.

Rob

Glob

Wob

“Videoblogger Daniel, his model girlfriend, Alexa, and their photographer friend- *ETHAN* ?! Oh no!~” The combination of the way Mark said his name and the Lixian editing Ethan’s face in killed me 🤣

There was a character named Ethan who was killed

@Eri Fox what happened to Ethan?

That part immediately made me sad, because I like Ethan

16:32 "If we just hide in the camper he can't hurt us right?" "Probably yeah, that sounds about right..." 21:03 *Chaos* 21:50 *Even more chaos*

I’m glad Mark went out of his way to mention the situation the game’s developers have found themselves in. That they stuck with the project while simultaneously running from an active war really is something else. I respect that resilience and dedication immensely.

@Sir Suppa it's as if current events happen in succession. Your lame facebook comment is just that.

@Ayaka Miyuki what is? you?

@Robatic well it’s disgusting

I support the current thing

After Wade said "dick our wounds" and they kept saying "don't come" and "yes, come", I could not stop laughing. 😂

This is EXACTLY what I've been looking for, Mark, Bob and Wade make such an amazing trio.

"One day the trio would defeat bigfoot/yeti. Flark, Gade and boob set out once again to challenge the hairy monster once more...would they succeed? Or perish once more?" Intro for the next big foot/yeti episode. You're welcome.

Markiplier: “We are sightseeing.” Wade: “Let’s capture some rocks.”

Mark: "You guys are very far from me!" Wade: "Yeah I used my legs." 12:53

Love that Bob become “Flark’s” narrator in a sometimes-mocking vibe like that of the Narrator in Stanley Parable

Thank you, Mark! We are developing a new Yellowstone map, so soon we will delight you with interesting content! ❤🇺🇦 We spend part of our income on charity (we opened a fund to help Ukraine), so your words and support are very valuable. We also continue to develop the game. And even if we have to move to the moon, we will fully release the game nevertheless!

I see no checkmark...

Best of luck to your team! This game was a joy to watch!

Ya'll will win!

Thank you so much for opening a fund to help

Ay!

The end of this play through was just Mark seeing how much he could handle… turns out… a lot

It’s amazing that it never occurred to them to put both bodies in Stonehenge circle at the same time before putting the 4th skull down lmao.

"He's in the camper!" Has to be one of the most iconic lines said by anyone doing a playthrough of this, I've heard it from nearly everyone I've seen play this and it never fails to crack me up.😂

Bob: "Hey Mark" Mark: "Oh no..." Game: "Muyskerm was sent to heaven" Me: *Dies laughing*

This is EXACTLY what I've been looking for, Mark, Bob and Wade make such an amazing trio.

@Jason Smith Nice, as a true gamer should.

I miss yamimash

@J sorry man they just don't quite make the cut

@sirwilliamgamer I actually listen to Distractible all the time

I’ve been rewatching his Bigfoot videos. I couldn’t believe he released another one.

_"Flark shot his stupid gun fruitlessly, repeatedly loading more shells and firing them, knowing in his heart of hearts the absolute and utter futility of his actions."_ Narrator Bob was a wonderful addition to this adventure xD

*Mark sees innocent animals minding their own business* Mark: IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!!

South Park reference

Bob: “I hope he comes back and smacks the shit out of you” “OH look hes coming back to smack the shit out of you !😂😂😂😂😂😂

I have watched this episode no less than 5 times since its release, and I think it's officially become my favorite Markiplier episode.

Word of advice: when bigfoot is attacking, don't bother running from him. He starts swiping until he can land one of his special attacks. If you just dont move- as Mark did when he was trying to die- bigfoot will go straight for the special move, which will deal a lot less damage to you than if he were to swipe you twenty times.

So Bigfoot no swiping

Interesting hope they see this :]

@Human Hater flark from wades story

@Ryan Frazer watch to the end of the video

Yeah also I think you can glitch a double resurrect on Stonehenge if you find a way to place them both down.

Mark has the dad listening but not listening "hmm" down really well during story time.

I like how mark actually smiles for every picture he takes in the game

"hey shoot him again when u get up if u can" mark: "oh i dont need to i got axe big" had me dying 33:38

Bob and Wade: *Looking for Bigfoot* Mark: *enjoying a pleasant hunting trip*

Bob and wade: *screaming and dying* Mark: *laughs and ignores them* Bob and wade: "Hey mark... We're dying" Mark: "Oh no ..."

*Oh no! Anyways.*

Oh no. Let me uuhh... stand all the way over there 😂

Lmao "Get a pic of me and this moose" I love that mark actually smiles when getting his pic taken.

whenever these three idiots get together I know I'm gonna be laughing the whole time. Love you guys!!!

I glad the developers were able to get out unscathed by the conflict in Ukraine. Not as many were as lucky as them. I hope everything will work out for them from this point on

Until people die, liberty will never perish! We will defend ourselves to the end. Слава Україні! Смерть ворогам

Thank you, Flark, for bringing us happiness through laughter during these dire times. Your story is inspiring, even when faced with the undoubtedly frustrating and dangerous task of resurrecting your friend, you pushed through. It is incredibly motivating to see such bravery in someone so stupid, it makes me realise...maybe there is hope for me. To anyone reading this, remember: even though you are not Flark, you must stay strong, even if faced with something as terrifying as the Fig Boot. And also, don't stay in a camper at night when there is only four totems. That is all. Farewell for now, Flark. You will be remembered. ❤💖💗

16:44 "I dont dick my wounds" surprising answer, considering Mark is a masochist, guess he's 50% masochist 50% not masochist

@Zach Morrs if theres a hole theres a goal

Meh more like 70% masochist and 30% regular human mark

any hole's a goal right? disclaimer please don't fornicate open wounds call a paramedic to do it for you

@Lilly Hughes a guy that gets off from pain

Love how Mark’s Computer nerd character ends up being the single most badass member of the group

Wade’s cry he’s in the camper had me dying of laughter then both wade and bob’s cry right after. The disappointment in mark voice when bob said hey mark then the notification right after 😂😂

"HES IN THE CAMPER!!!!!!" Im literally laughing so hard rn at that one little thing- my god- It even gets funnier and funnier the more you watch it- mark,bob and wade are most probably the best comedic trio ever- Scene - 21:02

I like how Mark was the guy who went on his own and was safer than Bob and wade

I love how at 20:10 you can see them all look in the direction of the call and you can triangulate exactly where it came from just by where each are looking.

Never knew about the devs, I hope they all can regain confidence in these hard times!

The fact that Bigfoot just didn't kill Mark, and nothing else seemed able to while Bob and Wade just died, Bob did so twice and Mark just couldn't.... This was soooo funny.

I always struggled to find enough peace of mind to fall asleep. And your videos always help me wind down enough to knock out. Tho it is strange considering a band of merry men going to F up a big foot for stepping in the wrong side of the woods is what it took to fall asleep. XD love your content.

just some tips : - place cameras in front of any cave you find, campsites, and your RV (you can kinda do whatever, but the caves are the best spot) - taking pictures of the evidence can end the game (i pretty sure) - those skulls can be used to revive a player (just as i typed that you guys found it, ~19:45) i think you need five or four of the skulls, not sure

*last time they played* Wade: *shoots* Mark: WARN PEOPLE WHEN YOU SHOOT *Now* Mark:*Shoots*

Man I missed this game, such a classic. Shame that the devs are in rough spot!

Lixian showing up makes me happy, it feels like it’s been so long since he’s been in videos regularly

I was having a really bad day and needed some cheering up, thank you guys, I really needed this today.❤️❤️❤️😊😊 Whenever I'm feeling kind of down, your's Bob's and Wade's laughter and humor, and just general happy good vibes, always make me feel just that little bit better that I needed.❤️ Thank you, all three of you. (Plus Lixian of course!😊)

This has always beenone of my favorite markiplier games

i love how when wade goes to take a pic of mark, mark smiles as if he’s actually getting his pic taken

Wether they’re hunting ghosts, demons, aliens or Bigfoot I love when they get together to cause mayhem😌

Markiplier: “We are sightseeing.” Wade: “Let’s capture some rocks.”

Thanks captain obvious

true British experience

Dont read my Name Tho

Hey, rocks are part of the sightseeing.

i love watching them play this game, its so OG for this trio, and even though they spend most of the time walking around doing mostly nothing its somehow always entertaining lol

I'm so glad Mark is here to stay. He makes me feel happy

I love seeing the boys play games together. More please!

The sheer inability for Mark to die when he wanted to but the inability to stay alive when he really needs to is shocking.

Holy shit Mark is coming back after his break playing every game I've wanted him to play for the first time or again. And I'm sure I'm not the only person absolutely loving the trio and everything they do.

@GemGirl2009 I was actually about to reply to the other guy saying that. Just because you questioned the emoji being a watermelon doesn't mean it's a racist thing. The fact that he stereotyped by saying that it represents black people would make him more racist than you would be.

Yes omg this and phasmophobia

where is SCP Containment Breach, Mark Iplier?

My watch later playlist is so big now

Yea I’ve been here since the beginning and I’ve always loved it when mark played or hanged out with bob wade tyler Ethan and Séan

Side note I would love to see these guys play a hunting game together and just end up running from the scary animals and spend twenty minutes trying to hunt a rabbit

"don't come" "I'm close" Quality content as always ❤️

Props to the developers for working on the game despite the chaos ensuing in their home. Glad they made it out okay :D

Bob throughout this episode is constantly talking about a grandfather clock, my guys gonna get vecna’d

I honestly think this is my favourite series mark does, they make such a great trio and it's just great fun

This is how I imagine them to be if they were all lost in the woods together: Any noise they're just like AUGHHH WHAA FUCK

Yes I love when the trio plays Bigfoot games. 🤣

Watching Mark playing game plays is most entertaining. I love all his screams. I wouldn't play this game. No one is safe from Big Foot. 😍

I loved how Mark was just on his own then out of nowhere Wade goes, "Guys...HE'S IN THE CAMPER!" I was waiting for that to happen b/c I remembered something similar happening last time 🤣🤣

Yeah I've gotten my arse kicked in the camper lol 🤣

Mark literally got protagonist plot armour for that whole game

"What are you doing Step-Bigfoot?" is generally the FUNNIEST thing I have ever heard Wade say.

As a Ukrainian, I appreciate it so much that you encouraged to support Ukrainian game developers!

Hope there's more to come, I could watch these guys play this game for hours.

damn even through a war they put their game first. really got to respect those kind of people.

i love how mark just calls out any animal name and shoots it, its so funny

9:45 Mark says he has no idea what Bob's talking about, but his Timore playthrough would disagree. Remember those itchy legs, Mark? How they wouldn't stop, no matter how much you scratched them? Face it, you're not as far above us mortals as you think.

Mark: Glade, give us your powers Glade: Shwuuuuuw Mark: I feel powerful 😂

Man these three guys are pretty cool, I bet they’d have a high quality podcast available on any platform in which podcasts are accessible. It’d do real good at distracting me from my responsibilities with its quality. Alas, I doubt they’d be up to such a thing.

A shame. 😔

@Kaelin Cherise and there’s NO WAY the point system is COMPLETELY ARBITRARY,,,, there’s no way they TALKED ABOUT A GIGGITY GHOUL,,,, or something like SONIC,,,,,

And on top of being FREE and EASILY ACCESSIBLE, having NO ADS, and AMAZING HUMOR, there's absolutely no way their crazy topics could be decided by a host who utilizes a point-based system where POINTS are earned based on the stories told by the other two to determine who next week's host could be? Absolutely crazy idea. No way that exists.

@Optikaught even if it was EASILY ACCESSIBLE and ABSOLUTELY FREE, there’s no way it would be AT ALL RIB-SHATTERINGLY FUNNY,,,,,, in other news, know where I can get some bone broth

@Yonis118 optikaught is technically paying mark 🥴

I love the bigfoot series that Mark does. I hope he plays more of this in the future

Mark: Shoots wildly into the woods at a moose Me: He didn't pass firearm safety did he?

I have missed Bob and Wade playing along with you it's great and reminiscent of old times I love it

14:50 mark asking who needs a med kit just for big foot to show up behind the other two 😂🤣😂🤣

Mark struggling to carry Bob to resurrect him while Bob tells a story and Wade eats Cheez-Its in the background is my new aesthetic.

Amen 😂

@James moriarty ghetto saying? james this is just aave, dont be racist. also aesthetic just happens to be a word, its not a saying or anything

No one says that

@Spingtail I don't think James ever heard the term "aesthetically pleasing". "Aesthetic" is a word that's been around for a long time. For James not to know that(It seems) suggests he never graduated High school.

would love to play with you guys on this XD had this for years and love it. also you guys need to do bigfoot vs players with each other XD

This went exactly how every other playthrough of this game I've seen went, except they didn't notice that bigfoot autoheals. Still hilarious to watch everytime.

"Wade to Mark, we're dying. Over." made me cackle.

Bob : what do you want a pic with the sign Mark: don't question The Watcher Wade :*takes out camera * Mark: *smiles * ayyyyyy 🤣

I love watching Flark, Glade, and Blob play games together. Flark, Glade, and Blob are such good friends.

@Luka Oldfield oh god

😂

Made me shed a eye

LMFAO.

I really want then to beat Bigfoot like once, and Mark said he want to invite Sean to play this game, I really hope to see them beat Bigfoot soon😂the chaos for 4 of them will be so entertaining

Thank you for consistently revisiting this game, especially when the devs are from Ukraine. I love seeing you guys play this game!!

Watching all 3 of them getting body slammed by Bigfoot had me dying. 🤣

I don't know if anyone's said this, but kudos to these developers. Instead of dropping everything, they brought what they needed to keep development going on for this game, despite their situation. It really shows just how much they love their work.

Shoutout to the game producers for updating during a war stay safe!!!

The day these guys finally defeat bigfoot will be a historical landmark

Mark, Bob and Wade together is my favorite content

mark thanks for bringing these games back, i love them lol

Props to the developers. Hope they and their families stay safe

The war in Ukraine has sort of opened my eyes to how many game dev studios seem to be (or were) located in Ukraine.

Yeah!